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[_] [G] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:18 No.1521144
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>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:26 No.1521148
Hey all of you Tempting, Delicate girls I'm a Little Girl looking for a Horrific night out with
you! I love to lick and I play Fencing. I hope you're a Darling person cause we would be drinking
alll night long. We would do it like Pillory and Qari after a night of Hot Chocolates. If you're
not Lush and ready to Swim then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:29 No.1521150
Hey all of you moist, pedros I'm a emanuel looking for a deep night out with you! I love to fuck
and I play baseball. I hope you're a hard person cause we would be gaping alll night long. We
would do it like moot and chris-chan after a night of cums. If you're not even more moist and
ready to prolapse then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:31 No.1521151
Mr. Faggot found themselves on the floor outside of Your House feeling very dizzy and sick but
not knowing why. Mr. Faggot decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Dumbass bouncer
at the door. Mr. Faggot wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Why can't you
leave me alone?' to which the bouncer, Peewee Herman replied 'I want your anus.' with a look of
Shitty.
By this point, Mr. Faggot had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but
tripped on a Retarded Blimp which was just lying in the middle of the road. Mr. Faggot who wasn't
feeling too smart decided to Wiping a fat kid's anus the object which teleported them to Your
House, which was filled with many people, all looking very Ugly, Mr. Faggot wanted to talk to
them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in Hell, what had happend? Mr. Faggot
didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by Shitting.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:35 No.1521153
Hey all of you fucktarded, girls I'm a woman looking for a shitty night out with you! I love to
clowning around with an anus and I play dick trickling. I hope you're a ugly person cause we
would be assing around alll night long. We would do it like Barack Obama and Your Face after a
night of coconut cream cake with meatballss. If you're not malleable and ready to take shits then
don't bother.
It's grammar is apalling.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:36 No.1521155
Clitbert had just finished nigger semester at The Philly University. Clitbert was ready for the
yesterday and had plans to fly to office and stay for schwifty-five weeks to rape. Sadly Clitbert
was tricked and ended up in under a bridge where the evil some cats had been trying to take over
the villages of the happy even more cats. Clitbert met the cast from Seinfeld and they rape
together.
They were very salty when they found the rarely woman that would destroy the some cats once and
for all. When they won the couple celebrated with catnip until last thursday. When suddenly a
slow earthquake started to destroy under a bridge so the planes engines were break dancing and
they were off to a sweaty vacation in office.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:40 No.1521159
Hey all of you , s I'm a looking for a night out with you! I love to and I play . I hope you're a
person cause we would be alll night long. We would do it like and after a night of s. If you're
not and ready to then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:41 No.1521160
One day, Asshole got lost en route to Antartica and had to stop and ask directions from a
strangely assy man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing NorthWestSouthEast, and listing his
instructions.
'You take a left after' >9000 yards, go past the the almighty anus - be careful it's a bit smart
on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 50 million light years
until you come across the dengus sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty polished at
this time of night.
With that, Asshole tipped top hat to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his
pterodactl. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled stupid and cast aside his disguise,
and revleaed that he was in fact Bill Gates! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next
week to find out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:43 No.1521161
One day, Sarah Connor got lost en route to the US-Mexico border and had to stop and ask
directions from a strangely ruthless man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing south, and listing his
instructions.
'You take a left after' 1997 yards, go past the Terminator - be careful it's a bit cybernetic on
the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 40 yards until you come
across the coyote sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty cold at this time of night.
With that, Sarah Connor tipped baseball cap to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his
Jeep. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled mechanical and cast aside his disguise,
and revleaed that he was in fact Skynet! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week
to find out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:43 No.1521162
Vunter Slaush found themselves on the floor outside of Moonbase Delta feeling very dizzy and sick
but not knowing why. Vunter Slaush decided to go back inside but was turned away by the lame
bouncer at the door. Vunter Slaush wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'The
cherry trees are blossoming and im thirsty.' to which the bouncer, Kimmo Alm replied 'yes, but im
quite tall.' with a look of gay.
By this point, Vunter Slaush had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but
tripped on a too old dragon dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Vunter Slaush
who wasn't feeling too smart decided to kick the object which teleported them to Moonbase Delta,
which was filled with many people, all looking very spicy, Vunter Slaush wanted to talk to them
but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in there, what had happend? Vunter Slaush
didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by worshipping.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:53 No.1521164
Shithead had just finished her semester at The Glue Town University. Shithead was ready for the
Summer and had plans to fly to Area 51 and stay for OVER 9000 weeks to Throwing away hard drives.
Sadly Shithead was tricked and ended up in The Penis Museum where the evil Shitty Shits had been
trying to take over the villages of the happy Assy Asses. Shithead met Herpington von Derp III
and they Throwing away hard drives together.
They were very Ugly when they found the Sweet shitting dick nipples that would destroy the Shitty
Shits once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Candy corn until 84:00 PM. When
suddenly a Manly earthquake started to destroy The Penis Museum so the planes engines were
Shitting on a road and they were off to a Awesome vacation in Area 51.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:56 No.1521165
Hey all of you tasty, chicks I'm a honey looking for a salty night out with you! I love to milk
and I play lacrosse. I hope you're a white person cause we would be fucking alll night long. We
would do it like Charlie Sheen and Fred Phelps after a night of absinthes. If you're not sticky
and ready to fuck then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)18:59 No.1521167
Hey all of you dicky, faggotss I'm a niggers looking for a reatrded night out with you! I love to
clowning around in an anus and I play sucking. I hope you're a fat person cause we would be
jumping alll night long. We would do it like Micheal Jackson and a little boy after a night of
appless. If you're not weird and ready to kill then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)19:40 No.1521178
dipshit found themselves on the floor outside of waterpark feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. dipshit decided to go back inside but was turned away by the jizzy bouncer at the
door. dipshit wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'why?' to which the
bouncer, bo replied 'dicks' with a look of red.
By this point, dipshit had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but
tripped on a floppy crowbar which was just lying in the middle of the road. dipshit who wasn't
feeling too smart decided to go the object which teleported them to waterpark, which was filled
with many people, all looking very bodacious, dipshit wanted to talk to them but soon passed out
and found themseleves waking up in gym, what had happend? dipshit didn't want to think about it
anymore and decided to forget by fighting.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)19:44 No.1521180
Bilbo had just finished his semester at The Your Mom University. Bilbo was ready for the Autumn
and had plans to fly to Your Mom's Vagina and stay for 42 weeks to flash. Sadly Bilbo was tricked
and ended up in /f/ where the evil giraffe had been trying to take over the villages of the happy
bear. Bilbo met Dusty and they flash together.
They were very moar when they found the fabulous condom that would destroy the giraffe once and
for all. When they won the couple celebrated with meatballs until 1999. When suddenly a assfaced
earthquake started to destroy /f/ so the planes engines were rolling and they were off to a
buttery vacation in Your Mom's Vagina.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)19:45 No.1521182
One day, jesus got lost en route to frat house and had to stop and ask directions from a
strangely holy man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing backward, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 13 yards, go past the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men - be
careful it's a bit tasty on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for
8 milez until you come across the kookaburra sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty
bright at this time of night.
With that, jesus tipped sombrero to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his ski lift.
As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled hard and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed
that he was in fact spy! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)20:08 No.1521192
One day, nigger got lost en route to nigger and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely
nigger man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing nigger, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' nigger yards, go past the nigger - be careful it's a bit nigger on the
corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for nigger until you come across
the nigger sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty nigger at this time of night.
With that, nigger tipped nigger to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his nigger. As
he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled nigger and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed
that he was in fact nigger! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)21:34 No.1521214
Jacob found themselves on the floor outside of 4chan feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing
why. Jacob decided to go back inside but was turned away by the brown bouncer at the door. Jacob
wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'How does I shot web?' to which the
bouncer, Josh replied 'lol, idunno' with a lulzy look.
By this point, Jacob had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped
on a tired sharpie which was just lying in the middle of the road. Jacob who wasn't feeling too
smart decided to rape the object which teleported them to 4chan, which was filled with many
people, all looking very Jewish, Jacob wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found
themseleves waking up in ebaums, what had happend? Jacob didn't want to think about it anymore
and decided to forget by sleeping.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)22:17 No.1521225
>>1521153
>It's grammar is apalling.
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>> [_] kyu 06/08/11(Wed)22:18 No.1521226
One day, anon got lost en route to mootxico and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely
nigger man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing thataway, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 4 yards, go past the fuck - be careful it's a bit faggot on the corner
after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 7 dicks until you come across the
faggotosaurus rex sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty roody-poo at this time of
night.
With that, anon tipped cheater's lament to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his
stolen bike. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled bumblefuck and cast aside his
disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact jungle cock!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)22:19 No.1521227
Anonymous found themselves on the floor outside of 4chan feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. Anonymous decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Big bouncer at the
door. Anonymous wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Are you gay?' to which
the bouncer, Anon replied 'No homo' with a look of embarrasment.
By this point, Anonymous had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but
tripped on a penis-shaped dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Anonymous who
wasn't feeling too smart decided to fuck the object which teleported them to 4chan, which was
filled with many people, all looking very cold, Anonymous wanted to talk to them but soon passed
out and found themseleves waking up in /f/, what had happend? Anonymous didn't want to think
about it anymore and decided to forget by fapping.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)22:26 No.1521230
Hey all of you big, Princess Peachs I'm a Bubble Man looking for a huge night out with you! I
love to swim and I play soccer. I hope you're a juicy person cause we would be fucking alll night
long. We would do it like Brenda Song and Michael Jackson after a night of Booty Sweats. If
you're not boiling and ready to typing then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)22:27 No.1521231
Wii U found themselves on the floor outside of Dumptruck feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. Wii U decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Smelly bouncer at the
door. Wii U wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'How do I shot web' to
which the bouncer, Charles Colby replied 'HABEEB IT' with a look of Crystalline.
By this point, Wii U had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped
on a Barbaric Nigger which was just lying in the middle of the road. Wii U who wasn't feeling too
smart decided to Fuck the object which teleported them to Dumptruck, which was filled with many
people, all looking very Fresh-smelling, Wii U wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and
found themseleves waking up in E3, what had happend? Wii U didn't want to think about it anymore
and decided to forget by Fucking.
End?
Wat.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)23:23 No.1521249
Your Mother found themselves on the floor outside of Toilet feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. Your Mother decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Long bouncer at the
door. Your Mother wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Am i?' to which the
bouncer, George bush replied 'I am' with a look of Strong.
By this point, Your Mother had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but
tripped on a Very Gay TV which was just lying in the middle of the road. Your Mother who wasn't
feeling too smart decided to Fuck the object which teleported them to Toilet, which was filled
with many people, all looking very Round, Your Mother wanted to talk to them but soon passed out
and found themseleves waking up in Spaec, what had happend? Your Mother didn't want to think
about it anymore and decided to forget by Fucking.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/08/11(Wed)23:36 No.1521255
Hey all of you Random, Males I'm a She-Male looking for a Inside Out night out with you! I love
to Eat and I play Headbanging. I hope you're a Broken person cause we would be Fucking alll night
long. We would do it like Obama and Lindsay Lohan after a night of Perfume With a single Plum
served in a mans hats. If you're not Smashed and ready to Rap then don't bother.
>> [_] Wii U Mii Them Us 06/08/11(Wed)23:54 No.1521263
inb4 madlibs
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/11(Thu)00:06 No.1521269
One day, Brian got lost en route to Prison and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely
cute man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing north, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 69 yards, go past the gun - be careful it's a bit ugly on the corner
after that - and then you're going to want to continue for far away until you come across the
penis sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty hairy at this time of night.
With that, Brian tipped top-penis to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his
penis-mobile. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled old and cast aside his disguise,
and revleaed that he was in fact JungleCock! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next
week to find out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/11(Thu)01:51 No.1521303
Hey all of you sexy, girlss I'm a guy looking for a hot night out with you! I love to kill and I
play darts. I hope you're a fuckable person cause we would be fucking alll night long. We would
do it like miley cyrus and lois griffin after a night of semens. If you're not doin and ready to
run then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/11(Thu)01:57 No.1521311
lolstar found themselves on the floor outside of tokyo feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. lolstar decided to go back inside but was turned away by the sex bouncer at the
door. lolstar wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Are you a beer?' to
which the bouncer, swissgar replied 'Your an alchohalic...' with a look of more sex.
By this point, lolstar had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but
tripped on a even more sex shotgun which was just lying in the middle of the road. lolstar who
wasn't feeling too smart decided to kill the clowns the object which teleported them to tokyo,
which was filled with many people, all looking very sex with midget, lolstar wanted to talk to
them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in uranus, what had happend? lolstar
didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by shooting clowns.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/11(Thu)02:21 No.1521318
Hey all of you blue, boys I'm a boy looking for a old night out with you! I love to fuck and I
play sex. I hope you're a cancerous person cause we would be raping alll night long. We would do
it like jennifer lopez and whitney houston after a night of piss. If you're not dirty and ready
to CoD then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/11(Thu)02:30 No.1521322
billy had just finished his and/or her semester at The weschertonsondonlon University. billy was
ready for the winter and had plans to fly to non existance and stay for 3.71 weeks to power up.
Sadly billy was tricked and ended up in 4chan where the evil Troll had been trying to take over
the villages of the happy /b/. billy met johanson and they power up together.
They were very cancerous when they found the tumorous dildo that would destroy the Troll once and
for all. When they won the couple celebrated with KFC until 9001 B.C.. When suddenly a benign
earthquake started to destroy 4chan so the planes engines were dying and they were off to a
lethal vacation in non existance.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/11(Thu)02:34 No.1521325
Joe found themselves on the floor outside of garage feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing
why. Joe decided to go back inside but was turned away by the gigantic bouncer at the door. Joe
wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Will you fuck me?' to which the
bouncer, June replied 'Of fucking course' with a look of shitty.
By this point, Joe had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on
a lovely dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Joe who wasn't feeling too smart
decided to skate the object which teleported them to garage, which was filled with many people,
all looking very hot, Joe wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking
up in pool, what had happend? Joe didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by
falling.
End?
>> [_] Raguspan 06/09/11(Thu)03:04 No.1521335
>One day, Adam got lost en route to Raguspan and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely
intimate man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing downward, in a loopty-loop, and listing his
instructions.
>'You take a left after' 424 yards, go past the metaphor - be careful it's a bit gregarious on
the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 576 meters until you come
across the chameleon sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty unfaithful at this time
of night.
>With that, Adam tipped mongol to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his warp beam. As
he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled hypertonic and cast aside his disguise, and
revleaed that he was in fact The Ghost of President Jackson! What dire fate lays in store for
you? Tune in next week to find out!
I'm interested to see where this is going...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/11(Thu)03:08 No.1521337
With that, Anon tipped Fedora to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Helicopter. As
he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Deliciously and cast aside his disguise, and
revleaed that he was in fact Gary Motherfucking Oak! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune
in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/11(Thu)03:59 No.1521356
Hey all of you vigorous, androgynous hermaphrodites I'm a girl (probably) looking for a slovenly
night out with you! I love to fist and I play golf. I hope you're a reeking person cause we would
be dog-pegging alll night long. We would do it like Angelina Jolie and Tom Cruise after a night
of prepubescent virgin sacrificing. If you're not festering and ready to masturbation then don't
bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/11(Thu)04:06 No.1521357
Dicks had just finished Dicks semester at The Dicks University. Dicks was ready for the Dicks and
had plans to fly to Dicks and stay for Dicks weeks to Dicks. Sadly Dicks was tricked and ended up
in Dicks where the evil Dicks had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Dicks. Dicks
met Dicks and they Dicks together.
They were very Dicks when they found the Dicks Dicks that would destroy the Dicks once and for
all. When they won the couple celebrated with Dicks until Dicks. When suddenly a Dicks earthquake
started to destroy Dicks so the planes engines were Dicks and they were off to a Dicks vacation
in Dicks.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/11(Thu)04:09 No.1521359
>>1521357
best story ever
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/11(Thu)04:16 No.1521362
joe found themselves on the floor outside of the bar feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing
why. joe decided to go back inside but was turned away by the fuckin bouncer at the door. joe
wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'how do I even get that out?' to which
the bouncer, lucifer replied 'With a hammer dumbass' with a look of retarded.
By this point, joe had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on
a purple boomerang which was just lying in the middle of the road. joe who wasn't feeling too
smart decided to tug the object which teleported them to the bar, which was filled with many
people, all looking very hot, joe wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found
themseleves waking up in texas, what had happend? joe didn't want to think about it anymore and
decided to forget by molesting.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/09/11(Thu)04:19 No.1521364
One day, Joe got lost en route to Whitehouse and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely
smelly man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing that way, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 3 yards, go past the whats a noun? - be careful it's a bit wet on the
corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for over 9000 until you come across
the pony sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty dry at this time of night.
With that, Joe tipped sheep to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his timetravel. As
he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled hard and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that
he was in fact god! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
