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[_] [J] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)07:29 No.1530169
Katana is the best sword ever, am I right guys?
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)07:49 No.1530175
Sharp? Yes!
Durable? Hell No!
Remember kids, learn how to use a Katana before going into battle, it's one of sharpest blades
known to the internet and can break quite "easily" if misused.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)08:53 No.1530189
Okay, the only thinkg a katana is ever good for is for starting flame wars. I don't really give a
fuck but to me, I'd say that sword was shoddy and probably doesn't speak for every katana, but I
don't know. I'm not exactly a samurai like I'm sure people will come in here and start saying
they are.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)09:00 No.1530190
There are places for these arguments:
>>>/jp/
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/k/
/f/ is not one of them.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)09:05 No.1530191
>>1530190
Fuck you man, you're just wrong. /f/ is just has just as much weeaboo butthurt potential as /jp/
and /a/
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)09:10 No.1530193
>We may need emergency surgery in the studio
>need emergency surgery in the studio
>surgery in the studio
wut.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)09:19 No.1530196
>>1530190
>>1530191
Not to mention /f/ s listed under "Japanese Culture"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)09:29 No.1530197
the show must go on, some people that just tuned in didnt see the mishap. just keep promoting
that blade
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)09:29 No.1530198
Oh, that got me good. A piece of that tip just got me.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)09:31 No.1530200
>>1530190
/f/ is a mix of all boards
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)09:37 No.1530201
>>1530198
Thats what she said
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)10:21 No.1530213
>>1530169
Yes, but not the cheap ones, you need good steel...
see "cold steel katana" youtube /watch?v=u3nAuowwqhI that's a good katana
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)10:40 No.1530218
>>1530200
/f/ HAD natives but they were all killed by people with noko in their email field
some remnants of the culture remain, but it's being slowly choked-out by people who say "/f/ is a
mix of all boards"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)11:18 No.1530232
>>1530218
I've been going to /f/ for years. I don't see how going to other boards would have any effect on
this board.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)11:19 No.1530233
>>1530232
Nice reading comprehension.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)11:25 No.1530235
>>1530233
I don't get what your sarcasm is implying. Are you saying you think I think that /f/ is a mix of
all boards? /f/ is its own thing for the most part, and when people come here to link to another
board the content is pretty much always shitty. I don't go to /an/ to talk about some flash I
saw, and I don't go to /fit/ to talk ask for a recipe. I'm just saying expecting somebody to
delete noko when it's necessary on other boards is pretty much saying "/f/ is our secret club"
and that's a /b/ mentality in the first place.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)11:27 No.1530237
>>1530235
You still don't get it, do you.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)11:30 No.1530242
>>1530237
>I don't get what your sarcasm is implying
No.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)11:34 No.1530244
Ok no.. Thats like a $15 piece of non full-tang with a tsuba just kinda welded on crap. They are
flat out robbing people saying its worth over $40. Trust me, a real Katana forged with multiple
layers of metal wouldn't just break like that piece of shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)11:37 No.1530245
>>1530244
Samurai detected. Tell me the stories of how many ninjas you've killed and how many swords you've
collected.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)11:37 No.1530246
GLORIOUS NIPPON
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)11:51 No.1530256
>>1530245
>>1530244
I think anyone with half a brain would know ANY real sword being sold under $200 is some fake
cheap made in china shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)11:53 No.1530257
>>1530256
I wouldn't know, uguu~ I've never been in a sword fight @.@ Tell me what it's like Sasuke-sama ^o^
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)12:07 No.1530265
Hmm... What is today? "checks date" Apparently it's Wednesday, so where are all of these weeaboos
coming from all of a sudden? I thought they were only active on /f/ during Monday and Tuesday.
That's strange...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)12:09 No.1530266
y u mad tho?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)12:10 No.1530267
>>1530265
Suiseiseki Saturday/Sunday
Wtf Wednesday
Furry Friday
I really don't know what Thursday is, but I know Friday comes after, and really is probably the
only day on /f/ that doesn't belong to the weeaboos. Also they always come out when you post this
flash. Somebody will get angry, post it in /jp/ saying how superior katanas are and how this is a
mockery of their culture and the angst is unbelievable. Sit back and enjoy it! ^o^/
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)12:11 No.1530268
>>1530265
Oh, I get it! OP posted this flash as well as linked to this thread in /jp/, /a/, and /k/ in
hopes that /jp/ and /a/ would clash with /k/ resulting in lots a drama for quick lulz.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)16:51 No.1530364
>>1530265
>>1530267
>>1530267
>implying /f/ never posts anything other than what the "day" dictates
>beenhereallwinter.psd
>> [_] I'm actually a Samurai Pirate Samurai-Nigger !O.Lwa.jR8c!!eQe4H8zI7mE 06/29/11(Wed)21:09
No.1530426
>>1530245
Not >>1530244 But I would like to say 36 ninjas, 54 weeboo wanabes and 3 Other Samurai that were
litle bitchs about the while jew thing. Oh And i killed hitlers grand son. NOW WHAT BITCH!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)21:36 No.1530432
>>1530426
Well duh, what do you think about the guy in the flash? I bet he couldn't even seppuku without
crying.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)22:20 No.1530452
as someone who used to leave this show on as background noise for many hours, I find this
hilarious.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)22:22 No.1530453
>>1530169
Is a cheap imatation katana. Of course its garbage like anything some backa would make. A real
katana would never break like that. It's the only sword that was still in use even in modern war.
In World War 2, Japanese officers had katanas as a sidearm, and they used them hundreds of times
in battle, slicing right through the allies machine guns made of modern steel. No other sword can
even compare to that. And it's the thousands of scence of ferocity just like that that convinced
the Americans to use nuclear weapons on Japan. So, basically, the katana is the only sword that
ever had to be countered with nuclear weapons.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)22:30 No.1530455
>>1530453
I wanted to laugh, but then I realized there's probably people on this very board who actually
believe that.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)22:38 No.1530458
>>1530453
Because machine guns are too slow to take out a human with a long knife. durrhurrhurr
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)22:46 No.1530461
>>1530458
Quit being such a baka gaijin and listen to what he said. They cut THROUGH the machine gun.
That's like...how can you shoot if it cut your gun in half? @_@
Don't worry, Sasuke-Sama. Show me your waaaays
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)22:48 No.1530462
>>1530453
>So, basically, the katana is the only sword that ever had to be countered with nuclear weapons.
Oh wow, I found that hilarious.
>5starpost.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)22:51 No.1530465
>>1530462
BAKA BAKA quit being mean to my sensei D:<<<<
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)22:53 No.1530467
>>1530465
Get back in the kitchen!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)22:56 No.1530470
>>1530462
>5ScabPost
You sir have 5 scabs on your genitals from misguided sexual encounters with the plunger from the
bathroom in your local tavern