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[_] Anon 1996046 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1996058 FOLDED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES
>> [_] Anon 1996068 did he died?
>> [_] Anon 1996078 >># yes
>> [_] Anon 1996088 overdramatic cunt it clearly bounced off his chest i'd be surprised if he even had a puncture wound.
>> [_] Anon 1996090 >># good for the dumb fuck! 44$ for a pos...
>> [_] Anon 1996092 I'm fucking dead xD
>> [_] Anon 1996106 >># then lulz were had
>> [_] Alien Overlord 1996112 whoever BUYS a "stainless steel" japanese sword for 100-500 dollars is a fucking idiot. The real ones are tens of thousands of dollars. Go play with your dicks .
>> [_] Anon 1996116 >># Regardless of the quality, Katanas can still break easily if not handled properly.
>> [_] Anon 1996128 this kills the salesman.
>> [_] Anon 1996142 JUST THE TIP
>> [_] Anon 1996147 >># sheet metal stainless steel cut into the shape of a katana today would be much more durable than a katana of days past

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[_] [J] Anon 1530169 Katana is the best sword ever, am I right guys? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1530175 Sharp? Yes! Durable? Hell No! Remember kids, learn how to use a Katana before going into battle, it's one of sharpest blades known to the internet and can break quite "easily" if misused.
>> [_] Anon 1530189 Okay, the only thinkg a katana is ever good for is for starting flame wars. I don't really give a fuck but to me, I'd say that sword was shoddy and probably doesn't speak for every katana, but I don't know. I'm not exactly a samurai like I'm sure people will come in here and start saying they are.
>> [_] Anon 1530190 There are places for these arguments: >>>/jp/ >>>/a/ >>>/b/ >>>/k/ /f/ is not one of them.
>> [_] Anon 1530191 >># Fuck you man, you're just wrong. /f/ is just has just as much weeaboo butthurt potential as /jp/ and /a/
>> [_] Anon 1530193 >We may need emergency surgery in the studio >need emergency surgery in the studio >surgery in the studio wut.
>> [_] Anon 1530196 >># >># Not to mention /f/ s listed under "Japanese Culture"
>> [_] Anon 1530197 the show must go on, some people that just tuned in didnt see the mishap. just keep promoting that blade
>> [_] Anon 1530198 Oh, that got me good. A piece of that tip just got me.
>> [_] Anon 1530200 >># /f/ is a mix of all boards
>> [_] Anon 1530201 >># Thats what she said
>> [_] Anon 1530213 >># Yes, but not the cheap ones, you need good steel... see "cold steel katana" youtube /watch?v=u3nAuowwqhI that's a good katana
>> [_] Anon 1530218 >># /f/ HAD natives but they were all killed by people with noko in their email field some remnants of the culture remain, but it's being slowly choked-out by people who say "/f/ is a mix of all boards"
>> [_] Anon 1530232 >># I've been going to /f/ for years. I don't see how going to other boards would have any effect on this board.
>> [_] Anon 1530233 >># Nice reading comprehension.
>> [_] Anon 1530235 >># I don't get what your sarcasm is implying. Are you saying you think I think that /f/ is a mix of all boards? /f/ is its own thing for the most part, and when people come here to link to another board the content is pretty much always shitty. I don't go to /an/ to talk about some flash I saw, and I don't go to /fit/ to talk ask for a recipe. I'm just saying expecting somebody to delete noko when it's necessary on other boards is pretty much saying "/f/ is our secret club" and that's a /b/ mentality in the first place.
>> [_] Anon 1530237 >># You still don't get it, do you.
>> [_] Anon 1530242 >># >I don't get what your sarcasm is implying
>> [_] Anon 1530244 Ok no.. Thats like a $15 piece of non full-tang with a tsuba just kinda welded on crap. They are flat out robbing people saying its worth over $40. Trust me, a real Katana forged with multiple layers of metal wouldn't just break like that piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 1530245 >># Samurai detected. Tell me the stories of how many ninjas you've killed and how many swords you've collected.
>> [_] Anon 1530246 GLORIOUS NIPPON
>> [_] Anon 1530256 >># >># I think anyone with half a brain would know ANY real sword being sold under $200 is some fake cheap made in china shit.
>> [_] Anon 1530257 >># I wouldn't know, uguu~ I've never been in a sword fight @.@ Tell me what it's like Sasuke-sama ^o^
>> [_] Anon 1530265 Hmm... What is today? "checks date" Apparently it's Wednesday, so where are all of these weeaboos coming from all of a sudden? I thought they were only active on /f/ during Monday and Tuesday. That's strange...
>> [_] Anon 1530266 y u mad tho?
>> [_] Anon 1530267 >># Suiseiseki Saturday/Sunday Wtf Wednesday Furry Friday I really don't know what Thursday is, but I know Friday comes after, and really is probably the only day on /f/ that doesn't belong to the weeaboos. Also they always come out when you post this flash. Somebody will get angry, post it in /jp/ saying how superior katanas are and how this is a mockery of their culture and the angst is unbelievable. Sit back and enjoy it! ^o^/
>> [_] Anon 1530268 >># Oh, I get it! OP posted this flash as well as linked to this thread in /jp/, /a/, and /k/ in hopes that /jp/ and /a/ would clash with /k/ resulting in lots a drama for quick lulz.
>> [_] Anon 1530364 >># >># >># >implying /f/ never posts anything other than what the "day" dictates >beenhereallwinter.psd
>> [_] I'm actually a Samurai Pirate Samurai-Nigger !O.Lwa.jR8c!!eQe4H8zI7mE 1530426 >># Not >># But I would like to say 36 ninjas, 54 weeboo wanabes and 3 Other Samurai that were litle bitchs about the while jew thing. Oh And i killed hitlers grand son. NOW WHAT BITCH!
>> [_] Anon 1530432 >># Well duh, what do you think about the guy in the flash? I bet he couldn't even seppuku without crying.
>> [_] Anon 1530452 as someone who used to leave this show on as background noise for many hours, I find this hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1530453 >># Is a cheap imatation katana. Of course its garbage like anything some backa would make. A real katana would never break like that. It's the only sword that was still in use even in modern war. In World War 2, Japanese officers had katanas as a sidearm, and they used them hundreds of times in battle, slicing right through the allies machine guns made of modern steel. No other sword can even compare to that. And it's the thousands of scence of ferocity just like that that convinced the Americans to use nuclear weapons on Japan. So, basically, the katana is the only sword that ever had to be countered with nuclear weapons.
>> [_] Anon 1530455 >># I wanted to laugh, but then I realized there's probably people on this very board who actually believe that.
>> [_] Anon 1530458 >># Because machine guns are too slow to take out a human with a long knife. durrhurrhurr
>> [_] Anon 1530461 >># Quit being such a baka gaijin and listen to what he said. They cut THROUGH the machine gun. That's like...how can you shoot if it cut your gun in half? @_@ Don't worry, Sasuke-Sama. Show me your waaaays
>> [_] Anon 1530462 >># >So, basically, the katana is the only sword that ever had to be countered with nuclear weapons. Oh wow, I found that hilarious. >5starpost.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1530465 >># BAKA BAKA quit being mean to my sensei D:<<<<
>> [_] Anon 1530467 >># Get back in the kitchen!
>> [_] Anon 1530470 >># >5ScabPost You sir have 5 scabs on your genitals from misguided sexual encounters with the plunger from the bathroom in your local tavern

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[_] [?] Anon 1519220 call now to order Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1519225 As I stated when this was previously posted and someone else did too, Katanas break easily. Without proper usage, Katanas on average will break in about 2-5 hits when swung on something hard, they are meant to cut through skin, never bone. So most weeaboos who would like to use a Katana in a melee fight will surely lose. =P
>> [_] Anon 1519230 ^That, and they were probably complete shit to begin with being "practice" katanas.
>> [_] Anon 1519233 >># Wow, you must either be American or a complete idiot. Firstly, the guy showcasing the "sword" is exaggerating. I can't imagine a dull decoration item can cause such a big wound, especially since it didn't hit him at a significant speed. Secondly, duh.... where to start...? You obviously don't have the slightest understanding of the art of sword making. These shitty abominations you see are no swords! A real sword from a Japanese master is folded at least 12 times and basically is the best sword that humans could possibly manufacture. They are so dense, hard and FUCKING SHARP you can cut through anything your own muscle power can handle. Just saying if the guy had a REAL Katana, the blade would have stuck in the table at the first strike, even with his whimpy arms. tl;dr: You're a retard.
>> [_] Anon 1519234 >># you must be a weaboo faggot. the xenophilia is hilarious, herp derp eastern mysticism, must be good, blessd by budda
>> [_] Anon 1519235 >># Sure is weeaboo in here. Also, the thing is dull, but when the metal breaks, it can produce sharp shards or surfaces.
>> [_] Anon 1519236 >># Large quantities of weeaboo faggot detected.
>> [_] Anon 1519241 >># >># >># butthurt samefag And no, not weaboo. Just a realist. I did martial arts for years and have seen a large variety of swords. Call me weaboo all you want, but the truth remains... nobody can fuck with Japs in terms of sword making.
>> [_] Anon 1519242 >># >># >># Don't keep insulting him like that, he'll think I'm samefagging in a desperate attempting to prove him wrong. >># No, you're following shitty anime logic that the Katana is the greatest sword in the world, it's not. Unlike most European made swords, Katanas are made for their sharpness, not their durability. Without proper handling, a Katana can break easily, try to do more research or ask /k/.
>> [_] Anon 1519243 I heard that they tested the best swords by actually banging them against large rocks. Was that a lie as well? I mean, if it would break easily they'd just ruin them.
>> [_] Anon 1519244 >># no actually im pretty sure thats 3 different people, i just got here and you reek of neckbeard this clip was funny and you clearly cloud the issue with your cheetos coated sausage hands
>> [_] Anon 1519250 >># Whatever faggots. You prove to be an ignorant self righteous fuck. So I believe my initial assumption of you being Americunt was right. Just a hint: Just because a swords blade is wider, doesn't mean it's more durable. Like I said, you don't have the slightest idea of how to forge a blade.
>> [_] Anon 1519252 Well that's just like, your opinion, man.
>> [_] Anon 1519261 Someone here didn't even pay attention to the video. First off, yes. The swords are pieces of shit. I got a better set of blades that looked like those in Chinatown in San Francisco. These blades are terrible quality compared to a blade that is more traditional or forged for special occasions. However, even traditional blades are not the best in terms of durability. Normally a blade would have been used by someone trained in the art of using it so they would attack for a vital point. You never attacked anything hard. You would avoid armor to save the blade. Your stupid ass tries to make it seem like they are more durable than a European sword, no matter what kind it is. This is where faggotry becomes so very obvious. Quite simply, they aren't. >># This guy knows his shit. Weeaboos would attack and think nothing of "vital points." In a zombie invasion, they'd start slicing away and get fucked when it brakes after several zombies.
>> [_] Anon 1519262 >># So you've forged a blade before?
>> [_] Anon 1519271 >># >well i was proven wrong, so you guys are asshole americans and are fat so i am superior
>> [_] Anon 1519274 katana are weak blades in terms of absorbing shock they are on the other had eminencely shard
>> [_] Anon 1519275 >># Actually, leaf-bladed swords are the best of both worlds, weeaboo faggot
>> [_] Anon 1519277 >># Looks like someone can't handle America's being the #1 superpower until China expands into the 21st century. huehuehue
>> [_] Anon 1519284 hard = brittle >butt ai hurd tat day ave too layurs don't mean shit if the edge breaks
>> [_] Anon 1519289 >># >Leaf shaped Can't stand the weight, man. Those stuff are disproportioned.
>> [_] Anon 1519292 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hy_A9vjp _s&feature=related 5:50
>> [_] Anon 1519293 >># >Just because a swords blade is wider, doesn't mean it's more durable. And that is prevalent in a katana. A katana is thicker than european swords.
>> [_] sataniel 1519296 >># >weeaboos talk about layers and great nihongo masters >anon posts video to provide evidence >weeabos status: fucking told
>> [_] Anon 1519302 "The authentic Japanese sword is made from a specialized Japanese steel called 'Tamahagane' which consist of combinations of hard, high carbon steel and tough, low carbon steel. There are benefits and limitations to each type of steel. High-carbon steel is harder and able to hold a sharper edge than low-carbon steel but it is more brittle and may break in combat. Having a small amount of carbon will allow the steel to be more malleable, making it able to absorb impacts without breaking but becoming blunt in the process. The makers of a katana take advantage of the best attributes of both kinds of steel. This is accomplished through a number of methods, most commonly by making a U-shaped piece of high-carbon steel (the outer edge) and placing a billet of low-carbon steel (the core) inside the U, then heating and hammering them into a single piece. Some sword-makers use four different pieces (a core, an edge, and two side pieces), and some even use as many as five."
>> [_] Anon 1519303 Before I state my opinion, based on physics, metallurgy and common sense, let me make an analogy. There is a difference between hard brittle. A diamond is the hardest substance on the hardness scale – it can stratch anything else. However, scratching – the hardness test – is a shearing motion rather than a lateral striking motion. If you take a common brick – you know, like to build a house and smash it down on a diamond, the diamond can shatter. This is because the brittle test is about lateral striking – the brick can and does win even though the diamond is harder and would thus scratch the brick.
>> [_] Anon 1519304 all this because some dumbass broke a practice sword. ohwow.jpeg
>> [_] Anon 1519305 >># That said, a katana, when talking about the equivalent ‘hardness’ won’t go through anything. Other metals may not break the katana, but they would certainly halt it being able to cut – feudal japanese armor, against common wisdom had metal bands and plates in it – it wasn’t all bamboo. Also, resisteing the cutting motion of a blade is different from twisting or paralel striking to the cutting motion of a blade. The katana was very tough when it comes to durability as far as motion against the cutting direction of the blade. However, a jitte could easily snap a blade when used paralel to the length of the blade – in that direction the blade is brittle. If a sword were to cut into a tree, it would not break, but if you start moving the blade from side to side, the blade would snap. Either way, the tree would not be cut through – the blade is like the brick. It can’t ‘scratch’ the katana blade, but it can ‘shatter’ the katana blade.
>> [_] Anon 1519324 I like katanas.
>> [_] Anon 1519326 >># I call your katana and raise you armor plating.
>> [_] Anon 1519330 >># Cold steel blades bro. I could fuck up your authentic Japenese Katana with a coldsteel one
>> [_] Anon 1519369 /k/ taking a vacation to /f/ I see
>> [_] Anon 1519409 >># Bamboo armor?? Wtf are you smoking. It was mostly heavily lacquered leather. More expensive stuff had steel plates mixed in. Still hard enough to fuck up a Japanese sword though.
>> [_] Anon 1519413 If you want to know how you block with a katana, watch kendo kata performed by masters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWzdIpaye Fk
>> [_] Anon 1519420 >># lol, he just saw that one GUIED TO SOWRDS!!1!! image and now thinks he's an expert. The katana was a very good sword *for the setting of feudal Japan* and the best that they could make with their mostly crappy iron. Much like Europe though battles were mostly fought with spears, various halberd type things and archers.

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>> [_] Anon 1509840 >We, uh, may need... emergency surgery in the studio. I'll buy three. This is a fucking fantastic salesman.
>> [_] Anon 1509845 BILLY MAYS WOULD SELL YOU THE PART THAT FELL OFF SEPERATELY!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1509852 >># >limit 2 per caller
>> [_] Anon 1509887 at least we know its sharp
>> [_] Anon 1509910 involuntary an hero
>> [_] Anon 1509919 Protip: katanas break all the time on impact. You do not hit anything with a katana and expect it not to shatter.
>> [_] Anon 1509921 >># >Something he learned watching HOTDead the other day But yeah, Katanas may seem cool but they often have poor durability compared to other melee weapons and may eventually break between 2-10 hits on a hard object. They are only recommended for slicing through flesh, never bone.