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[_] Anon 3498576
>> [_] Anon 3498579 Hey baby
>> [_] Anon 3498580 >># what's good sweetie pie
>> [_] Anon 3498582 >># I drew you a map!
>> [_] Anon 3498628 those were not the days, i got dem anti-nostalgia goggles
>> [_] Anon 3498629 https://files.catbox.moe/gx7nj9.jpg
>> [_] Anon 3498649 >># nani?!

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[_] Anon 3493240 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3493297 lowtax is dead lol

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[_] RIP Anon 3475909
>> [_] Anon 3475933 WHY IS EBAUMSWORLD STILL ALIVE
>> [_] Anon 3475942 >># Established in the early 2000s, eBaum’s World is one of the first and most successful entertainment sites in the world. eBaum’s World features the best viral content including funny videos, trending memes, bizarre news, and nostalgia to millions of users each month. Driven by a keen-eyed editorial team and a highly loyal community, eBaum’s World has consistently had the most consumable and shareable content on the web. From absurd and original takes on internet culture to ‘faith in humanity restoring’ stories of humans being good to each other, it’s a ‘best of’ window into the ever-expanding online world. eBaum’s World has cultivated a fiercely devoted community through engaging, conversation-worthy content and creative initiatives to give users a platform for expression. Benefiting from its unique, in-depth brand, eBaum's is able to provide an exceptional opportunity for online advertisers to connect with millennial adults.
>> [_] Anon 3475949 >># the jeeeews
>> [_] Anon 3475973 It's been 16 years, the website doesn't even hosts videos and you are still making a flash about it

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[_] Old Flash about Rachnaphobia Anon 3472131 So there is this old flash about Arachnaphobia. Basically it's about a guy reciting a reading about porn while the player has to spin a web, does anyone have it saved?
>> [_] Anon 3472133 fuck Lowtax too
>> [_] Anon 3472134 >># 9Gag in the olden days
>> [_] Anon 3472161 >># http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=1713 54&n=Arachnophilium.swf
>> [_] Anon 3472174 What even happened to ebaumsworld?
>> [_] Anon 3472179 >># Hope it's dead and stays that way. Websites have kind of died out if they don't serve a very specific purpose, as all other needs are cared for by the few big websites and social media that remained.

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[_] Anon 3470074 KAWAII EBAUM Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3470105 the beta version of >social media
>> [_] Anon 3470106 >># nigga literally *who* the fuck, cares, or cared enough to animate this whole shit about ebaum or whatever the fuck the website is
>> [_] Anon 3470108 >># there's a whole page of text at the end where literally all your answers are answered
>> [_] Anon 3470113 >># you don't know since you weren't born yet but that watermark was really annoying in those days
>> [_] Anon 3470123 >># >watermark was really annoying do boomers really?
>> [_] Anon 3470125 If I see that fucking watermark one more time...
>> [_] Anon 3470132 >># you zoom-zooms don't know any reality without watermarks so
>> [_] Anon 3470158 >># Shut the fuck up kid, adults are talking Go back to tiktok and jerk off your followers
>> [_] Anon 3470160 technically ebaum did what all pirates do. Make a Copy not actually steal. And making a copy deprecates the value of something. The difference between newgrounds and ebaum is newgrounds people gave away their content for free while newgrounds made money from ads while ebaum just took from newgrounds or other similar sites and copied people's stuff.
>> [_] Anon 3470162 >># >># >># like again?? literally *who* the fuck cares? and *who* the fuck cares what boomers think in the current generation?
>> [_] Anon 3470163 >># >>>/b/ is thataway
>> [_] Anon 3470166 >># you care obviously, lol
>> [_] Anon 3470170 >># go back to your tranny subreddit
>> [_] Anon 3470171 >># If you make a copy and then pretend it's the original and try to stop others from using the actual original, then that is actually quite a lot like stealing it.

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[_] Shanties Anon 3447817

/ > /show/ > Thread 19682 Age: 50.01d Health: 0% Posters: 1 Posts: 1 Replies: 0 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 79181 [IMG] ebaum.swf (2.21 MiB) 400x400, Uncompressed. 1550 frames, 12 fps (02:09). Ver6, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]

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[_] Old classic Anon 3433665
>> [_] Anon 3433666 I miss the golden age of Neil flashes
>> [_] Anon 3433723 shit this is from before lemon demon was his name
>> [_] Anon 3433773 >># is he still making music?
>> [_] Anon 3433783 >># yes. spirit phone is his most recent original album, and before that mouth moods, which is a compilation of music mixups. both are great
>> [_] Anon 3433803 weirdly prophetic portrayal of lowtax
>> [_] Anon 3433808 >># i had no idea he started releasing albums in 2011 https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/ thought he had just made the occasional meme song here and there

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[_] Anon 3412395 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3412409 astonishing ebaumsworld.com is still up and kicking who even visits such type of "funny sites" these days?
>> [_] Anon 3412414 >># Robert E. Poole Eric Baum=Robert Poole
>> [_] Anon 3412415 like I was saying E.=Eric Baum doesn't mean E. stands for it or for Einstein kik.
>> [_] Anon 3412419 >># Nobody, but I'm glad they still exist.
>> [_] Anon 3412461 >># oh boy take a look at these gems right over here: https://www.animetheme.com/ https://www.animecubed.com/index.shtml https://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/ it's like a fucking time machine, I love it
>> [_] Anon 3412490 >># I love Neil's work
>> [_] Anon 3412508 >># looks like Shmorkey's scribbles

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[_] A TIME ONCE 3407931 ON THE INTERNET THERE WAS A GUY
>> [_] Anon 3407974 >># based neil. so glad ebaums got eaten by Cheezburger/KYM. A fitting, almost poetically just end.
>> [_] Anon 3408020 i'm against misusing tags but you missed an opportunity buddy

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[_] something to remember during your finals Anon 3389270 you can't do worse than him
>> [_] Anon 3389327 >># >Zeus is a Disney copyright >Thor isn't

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[_] Monthly reminder Anon 3385104 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3385107 RIP Shmorky
>> [_] Anon 3385168 >># I miss the old internet so fucking much. Why do we have to live in the PC hell that is 2019? The day the chans die will be the day the last embers of old internet culture die, and it will be a sad day indeed.
>> [_] Anon 3385177 >># People will carry the torch. Imageboards are mostly used for niche discussion anyways and there will always be autists in need of a place to be themselves. As far as the future of 4chan goes, goot will probably sell it to the owner of reddit or twitter or turn it into an account based social media app. Also you say >I miss the old internet so fucking much but this isn't really old internet. It's a pretty vintage /f/lash but this isnt really internet oldfag tier.
>> [_] Anon 3385197 >># early 2000s were probably the sweet spot until 07 not early really oldfaggotry, but winXP hit and everything was just accessible enough to reasonable standards I remember having a dial up modem in the 90s, took like 30 mins to download 30 secs of video Cablemodems in the 2000s surely were a blessing and NORPS only used the internet for business, never for entertainment

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[_] Monthly reminder Anon 3382299 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3382356 >># imagine being such a throbbing shaft that Niel Cicierega took the time to write a song trashing your scummy behavior and even animate a music video for it. Also, huh, is there anyone in their late twenties and a major force of the mid-to-late-2000s internet that wasn't originally from SomethingAwful? M00t, Niel, and Hussnasty immediately spring to mind just right off the bat.
>> [_] Anon 3382384 >># Literally 99% of content come from personal sites/BBS.
>> [_] Anon 3382407 >Ebaumsworld still exists
>> [_] Anon 3382408 >># >somethingawful still exists
>> [_] Anon 3382418 >># >># Greentextcancer still exists!
>> [_] Anon 3382421 >># >greentext >cancer no, you're the cancer
>> [_] Anon 3382422 >># I don't write it like that, who are you quoting?
>> [_] Anon 3382424 >># who quote
>> [_] james 3382426 poop dragons are poop
>> [_] Anon 3382451 For anyone who was interested: Ebaum kept stealing content for his site up until a company bought his without his permission for about 1mill which is probably gone by now. Needless to say the guy was really fucking pissed. Now even though the website itself is still up he makes absolutely 0 profit off it. Likely rotting in a ditch somewhere. Karma is a bitch folks. But also a pretty cool guy at times.

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[_] Anon 3374793

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[_] Anon 3363124 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3363153 Props for posting the version with the jew nose.
>> [_] Anon 3363167 i hate jews
>> [_] Anon 3363218 On the FLIP side, some other company literally jacked his website without his permission. So karma's a bitch. He managed to get 2mill out of the deal, but at this point, all that's probably already spent. The swindler got swindled. Site's still up, but he doesn't make a dime from it anymore. Either way, this flash brought back some good memories.
>> [_] Anon 3363219 If people on the internet suddenly learned how to stand up for themselves again there would be a shitstorm on a never before seen scale.

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[_] Anon 3346712
>> [_] Anon 3346713 Fuck I miss the internet of the early 00's

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[_] It's still around... Anon 3327586 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3327591 Of course. It's probably funded for the next 50 years at this point cause it's so much easier to just be a good goy and visit stolen meme sites with walls of ads than to cut garbage like that out of your life. I mean we didn't leave 4chan after Hiro took over and added popups, and we probably still won't when he allows flash ads with sound.
>> [_] Anon 3327595 >># >we probably still won't when he allows flash ads with sound. we'll just have to wait 2 years for flash to die completely
>> [_] Anon 3327603 >># Yes-Yes, Literally Media Ltd. ( aka Cheezburger, Inc. - KYM, CIHC, Fail blog etc.) is owner of it, we all know it.
>> [_] Anon 3327611 >># yea i'm not holding hands with you faggot
>> [_] Anon 3327626 damnit why did lemon demon have to become soy
>> [_] Anon 3327636 Once or twice a year it occurs to me that Megatokyo is still going. A weeb comic with shitty artwork and a shitty story, that updates maybe one page every few months since its inception in the year 2000, is still going. There's still people buying merchandise. In 2014 some 5,000 people funded a $300,000 Kickstarter for a visual novel that was never made. Honestly, what in the hell?
>> [_] Anon 3327638 >># it's sad how many webcomics died before their run ever did
>> [_] Anon 3327643 >># >># holy fuck don't remind me, I used to be big into webcomics back in 2011~. Man, I remember when that fat fuck author of Megatokyo had a fall out with whoever Largo was based on and also the shitstorm he had because he drew loli.
>> [_] Anon 3327644 >># >not using adblocker I never even noticed 4chan had ads.
>> [_] Anon 3327652 >># Tell me about it, everyone should be using ad blocker >.>
>> [_] Anon 3327654 >># Don't remind me. I use to read that shit too. I even visited the forums. I specifically remember going there when the main character had a fight with that one girl and everyone was picking sides. Fuck that was like 2006 or some shit I think.
>> [_] Anon 3327671 >># it has ads? this is the first i'm hearing about it, and i was here when we raided club penguin and habbo regularly. back when Millhouse wasn't a meme still.
>> [_] Anon 3327677 >># It's actually quite interesting to not run adblock just to see what kind of companies do advertise here and with what kinds of ads. For example now I can see an ad for a some kind of a cryptocurrency (?) casino with some trump memes. Don't get me wrong, it's total garbage but you kinda still start to wonder what kinds of people these ads work on. not hiro btw
>> [_] Anon 3327679 yeah but ebaum doesn't own it anymore
>> [_] Anon 3327694 >># How much did he sell it for?

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[_] Anon 3316557 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3316626 And thirteen years later, this "steal a bunch of epic maymays and then sell ads" shit is the norm. RIP in piece
>> [_] Anon 3316642 Internet has become a bitch.

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[_] it's actually still around Anon 3264041
>> [_] Anon 3264045 What the fuck? I hate eBaumsWorld now
>> [_] John H. Hamilton 3264066 wtf I love ebaumsworld now
>> [_] Anon 3264073 >># I wonder what ol' niel is up to now adays. last I saw of him he was making a cover album of popular songs remixed from of smash mouth's all star.
>> [_] Anon 3264122 >># It's been no secret for almost 2 decades now. eBaumsWorld was always massive shit.
>> [_] Anon 3264132 Not only is it still around, its userbase has been steadily growing since March, for whatever reason.

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[_] ebaumsworld Anon 3246986
>> [_] Anon 3246990 i went to ebaumsworld now for the first time in what, 8 years? did a simple search for "all your base are belong to us" and cant find it http://www.ebaumsworld.com/search/all%20 your%20base%20are%20belong%20to%20us/ what a mess, looks like they mostly link to youtube videos now. their flash section is pretty small: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/animations/ at least it's still there, i thought it was gone for a second. surprised that they still get good traffic: http://www.rank2traffic.com/ebaumsworld. com alexa 1766 in march2009 and now rank 3521 may2017. they probably were at rank 500-1000 in 2005, unfortunately the stats dont go that far back 11 million visitors per month now is nothing to sneeze at though, even if 50% are bounces (meaning just looking at one page)
>> [_] Anon 3246994 >># holy shit I'm surprised that the site is still up, let alone maintained
>> [_] Anon 3247000 >># no reason to take it down while you earn money from it
>> [_] Anon 3247001 a lost relic of the old internet.
>> [_] Anon 3247003 I still use SA and fark. wtf
>> [_] Anon 3247025 >># damn i had forgotten about FARK. it's basically reddit with less users
>> [_] Anon 3247026 if only we would knew about facebook memes 13 years ago

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[_] Speaking of old meme flashes Anon 3098151
>> [_] Anon 3098187 holy fuck this is old I went and checked and ebaumworld still exists apparently lol
>> [_] Anon 3098189 >># >I went and checked and ebaumsworld still exists I'm sure the only people that visit it anymore are just checking to see if it's still alive. I heard he sold it for quite a bit, I fucking hope not though.
>> [_] Anon 3098206 Hmm...butthurt is strong in this one. Yeeess.
>> [_] Anon 3098212 [in fyad voice] its time ebaum stops stealing our jokes
>> [_] Anon 3098223 >># looks like they sold it for 15 million back in 2008 :/
>> [_] Anon 3098233 Ahh teh good old days . Im 28. this was highschool
>> [_] Anon 3098236 >># Damn. I'm feel both angry at Eric for making so much from stealing content and sympathetic toward whomever payed 15 mil for some irrelevant net 1.0 site.
>> [_] Anon 3098241 >># Makes you think though. Any one of the old Usenet crew could have stuck internet gold but instead we spent our youth living in internet holes watching a new world thrive. We could have been the first you tubers making millions a year on retarded ass videos. Now I'm 30 and I think about all the missed opportunities.
>> [_] Anon 3098242 >># >mfw I almost bought a ton of bitcoins when they were only worth pennies or fractions of pennies but decided against it :(
>> [_] Anon 3098243 >># Yeah that too. I dismissed it as more stupid internet shit.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3098246 >># Pretty cool flash Too bad Eric is a jew

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[_] Anon 2669348 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2669351 Childhoods kicking in again...
>> [_] Anon 2669382 is this the same guy from Lemon Demon, the group that used to make musical flashes? Sounds almost identical to him
>> [_] Anon 2669424 I old'd
>> [_] Anon 2669445 Oh those were the days...
>> [_] Anon 2669481 >># definitely the same singer, i thought the band itself did the song but maybe not
>> [_] Anon 2669490 The site was owned by Eric "eBaum" Bauman and co-owned by Bauman's secretary and father, Neil. They sold the site to ZVUE Corporation in August 2008 for $15 million cash and $2.5 million in stock, with further payouts upon performance.[1] On January 31, 2009, Bauman reported that ZVUE fired him and the rest of the staff and replaced them with a new team. Furthermore, Bauman claimed ZVUE are falsely using his name in connection with new material, making it look as if Bauman is still employed.[3] Launched 2001 (incorporated since December 3, 2002) shit ive never bothered to actually learn about this piece of internet history. didnt know the site was that old, in my head i imagined 2006 or 2007
>> [_] Anon 2669502 >># Remember, he was the main antagonist in Fredrick Phantasy, and that came out in like 2004. This is some old shit. I remember watching this flash on albinoblacksheep when it came out. Come to think of it, I think I was humming it a week ago; kinda catchy, you know.

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[_] Anon 2621228

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[_] Anon 2164452
>> [_] Anon 2164461 An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.
>> [_] Anon 2164537 gee, it sure is 2007 in here
>> [_] Anon 2164541 >># >gee, it sure is 2007 in here WAY older than that. I forget how old. 2004? 2005?
>> [_] Anon 2164543 is ebaums world even still a thing?
>> [_] Anon 2164544 >># I just checked it out. It's like, some kind of cracked.com copy cat site.
>> [_] Anon 2164546 >># with a value of 28 million dollars. it also makes an estimated 9 mill a year...
>> [_] Anon 2164550 Is 9gag the new eBaums world?
>> [_] Anon 2164563 >># >They sold the site to ZVUE Corporation in August 2008 for $15 million cash and $2.5 million in stock, with further payouts upon performance.[1] >On January 31, 2009, Bauman reported that ZVUE fired him and the rest of the staff and replaced them with a new team. Furthermore, Bauman claimed ZVUE are falsely using his name in connection with new material, making it look as if Bauman is still employed.[3]
>> [_] Anon 2164573 LOL you owe me a new keyboard my goon sir XD
>> [_] Anon 2164634 >># I think that internet war was in 2004.
>> [_] Anon 2164637 >># Serves him right.

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[_] Anon 2074825 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2074832 The beginning of the end.
>> [_] Anon 2074884 >># So ah why not DDOS his site all day every day. Not enough to crash the site but enough to make his bandwidth costs skyrocket.
>> [_] Anon 2074891 Who the fuck still cares/looks at ebaums?
>> [_] Anon 2074894 >># I think some kids from >>>/b/ go there every so often to see if it's still online so they can blame it when they post shit on youtube or facebook.
>> [_] Anon 2074930 >># Literally nobody.
>> [_] Anon 2074937 >># I had internet for 6 years, this is my first time when I visited ebaums. I didnt stayed for a moment.
>> [_] Anon 2074938 Ebaum doesn't even own ebaumsworld anymore anyway he got it stolen if you can believe that
>> [_] Anon 2074942 I've always known it's presence but never bothered using it, it looked like it once it had a reddit fanbase with 4chan may mays so I steered clear.
>> [_] Anon 2074945 'Bauman,' sounds Jewish to me. Was /pol/ right again?!
>> [_] Anon 2074948 Three things I hate: Meme marketing along with: watermarks and jpeg compression
>> [_] Anon 2074978 you can make the exact same song with reddit now only nobody caring about the stolen content and more just being completely annoyed at the entire userbase and how one guy killed himself
>> [_] Anon 2075003 >># or 9gag
>> [_] Anon 2075028 >># There's a Jew joke in the video.
>> [_] Anon 2075030 >># flash* fuck fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2075115 It doesn't matter now that there are hundreds (or thousands) of sites doing exactly the same thing. A long, long time ago sites actually posted NEW things and it was shock and awe when someone went to slap their watermark on something else.

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[_] [?] THOSE FUCKERS OUR SHIT Anon 1641858 Fuck, this is old.
>> [_] Anon 1641865 god i havn't seen this in years, but its still as good now as it was then.
>> [_] Anon 1641868 >># and it applies for 3x3gag and mangafox aswell.
>> [_] Anon 1641930 lol, what's wrong with le reddit? if anything, 4chan steals from le reddit, cuz i've seen le trollface and le FFUUUU face on here, but reddit made it :I
>> [_] Anon 1641932 >># The most obvious troll I have ever seen. If you didn't have that second sentence as an obvious bait for reactions, and just had "what's wrong with reddit", you'd be a more effective troll.
>> [_] Anon 1641936 Eric Bauman. Alpha as FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1641964 I fucking hate reddit.
>> [_] Anon 1641969 >># I think he was being le sarcastic

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[_] [?] Anon 1514386 Response to >># Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1514388 Looks like a bawwww flash to me.
>> [_] Anon 1514418 too annoying, didn't watch
>> [_] Anon 1514466 >># >># These idiots probably dont understand the age of this particular flash, every time I see an ebaums based anything i automatically frown from the getgo. Thanks for reposting this OP i nostalgiad hard.
>> [_] Anon 1514469 >># Yeah, I too remember the value of this. Back when ebaums was putting its name on shit it didn't make and profited.
>> [_] Anon 1514477 >># >># How was your first day on 4chan?
>> [_] Anon 1514480 >># It was good, thank you for asking. How has your day been sofar?
>> [_] Anon 1514512 >># Not so great unfortunately.
>> [_] Anon 1514531 Good times, too bad Something Awful and Newgrounds were always terrible sites and i was to much of a stupid preteen to see that.
>> [_] Anon 1514540 >># Congrats on being part of their targeted demographic?
>> [_] Anon 1514542 the chorus music part sounds like a certain song......sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1514554 >># this person knows their shit. well done. oh, and anyone else remember Fredryk Phox's take on EBaum? Shit was so cash.

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[_] [?] Anon 1346598 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1346611 catchy as fuck
>> [_] Anon 1346616 my FAV
>> [_] Anon 1346779 I always hated that site, 4Chan's WAY better!

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[_] [?] Anon 1329967 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1329971 Old. But still useful.
>> [_] Anon 1329990 win
>> [_] Anon 1330037 themoreyouknow.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1330088 I've been telling everyone not to go to ebaums because everything on his site is stolen, for as long as he's been around.
>> [_] Anon 1330153 Something everyone should see at least once.