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[_] Anon 2351929 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Lemur-kun !o5tbkzPCnA 2352009 That video is from a speed-run of that game from a computer. Still, not what I expected to get when I opened the flash.
>> [_] Anon 2352012 >># yeah you're not the only one who watched it through it all and can read also why tool assisted speed runs count as speed runs? it's just simple cheating
>> [_] Anon 2352015 >># TAS and normal speedruns are each counted as their own thing, don't be silly. A TAS is only cheating in the sense that you're exploiting the game's engine, and the inputs are faster than what a human could do. But try to understand what's going on. It's not just them entering in a gameshark code or whatever. They've reverse engineered how the engine works down to a frame by frame basis, and have discovered how to do insane things with it. If you don't think that's awesome then I'm sorry for you.
>> [_] Anon 2352018 >this is what it would look like if robots played vidya >you will never be this good at vidya
>> [_] Anon 2352019 >># >it's just simple cheating >it's just simple drawing >it's just simple painting >it's just simple throwing a ball Then you do it, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2352055 >># >simple cheating Why do people who know nothing about everything have an opinion about everything?
>> [_] Anon 2352070 >># TAS and regular speedruns are separate things. The goal of a speedrun is to get through the game as quickly as possible using your skills and technical knowledge of the game in a standard setting. The goal of a TAS is to be frame-for-frame perfect and find a way through as fast as physically possible. They're usually not what would be called "fair," but they're not intended to display a person playing the game, only what is technically possible in the game. A person COULD do it if they were skilled enough. The TAS represents a plan, not the player's abilities. v=VtI5HM7GVGY

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[_] Anon 2344023 If only
>> [_] Anon 2344028 >tool assisted speedrun penn_jillette.webm
>> [_] Anon 2344039 Brilliant.
>> [_] Anon 2344075 >># that was cool, mario was like neo in the matrix

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>> [_] Anon 2221991 I remember watching that speedrun once. ...guy said he used a cheat though....

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>> [_] Anon 2015619 Is that some sort of glitch speedrun?
>> [_] Anon 2015624 >># using tool assist to exploit those glitches.
>> [_] Anon 2015666 Is a tool assisted speedrun really a speedrun?
>> [_] Anon 2015783 >># Kind of but not really. it's still competitive but instead of competing on the basis of skill its based on who is willing to sink the most time in to find time saving exploits, and then of course actually complete the run while re-doing parts until you get them perfect. The only cool is I think this was done in one run without saving. Thats kind of rare as tool assisted runs normally use save states heavily. tl;dr tool assisted runs are basically dick waving contests for who can cheat more.

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File: Mario_Stole_the_Precious_Thing.swf-(7.87 MB, Japanese)
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>> [_] Anon 1904631 Holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 1904676 >my sides
>> [_] Anon 1904690 so how does jumping backward against walls cause him to go thru walls?

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>> [_] Anon 1786539 Horry shittu.
>> [_] Anon 1786558 Dem TASs
>> [_] Anon 1786587 Video is an actual speedrun of Mario, from beginning to end.
>> [_] Anon 1786634 >># It skips some parts and speeds through others for the sake of the song
>> [_] Anon 1786638 >># It doesn't look like it. Looks like the whole speedrun to me.
>> [_] Anon 1786653 Tool assisted speed run... Bullshit. You wanna speed run, speed run, but play the damn game. Don't fucking brag cause you can savescum through fuckups.
>> [_] Anon 1786662 Imagine if you could do that shit on your own
>> [_] Anon 1786679 >># Methinks you completely miss the point of tool assisted videos altogether.

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[_] mario speed run Anon 1698891
>> [_] Anon 1698895 >stole the precious thing That's a LoTR reference right?
>> [_] Anon 1698896 tool assisted speed run?
>> [_] Anon 1698923 just watched this one youtube, weird.
>> [_] Anon 1698942 >># dem toohoos man
>> [_] Anon 1698954 >># You fucking nigger.
>> [_] Anon 1698965 IMPOSHIBURR
>> [_] Anon 1699005 this run isn't even up to date, it's been beaten a few times. http://tasvideos.org/2016M.html
>> [_] Anon 1699014 I've never played Mario 64, but thanks to this, I never will. Looks like a shit game.
>> [_] Anon 1699026 >># underage b& faggot
>> [_] Anon 1699038 >># I'm twenty five. Eat it.

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[_] [?] Anon 1564405
>> [_] Anon 1564444 Ha Wah YAHOOOO

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[_] [?] Anon 1471908 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1471949 I actually find this more annoying than the touhou version whoever made this... hats off to you...
>> [_] Anon 1472019 TOUHOU rules against mario... thats it
>> [_] Anon 1472038 >># haha, nope
>> [_] O_o anymomous 1472050 Mario on drugs..thats describe..kind of sick..
>> [_] Anon 1472059 Gameplay is cool. Anime shit theme is kind of gay.

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[_] [A] martes de toho Anon 1445463

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[_] [L] Anon 1340206 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1340223 TAS is not a hack faggot
>> [_] Anon 1340293 god i remember that
>> [_] Anon 1340303 Fucking beautiful.
>> [_] Anon 1340304 I approve this flash.
>> [_] Anon 1340358 The computer plays with itself.
>> [_] Anon 1340415 Needs to finish the damn song! plz
>> [_] Anon 1340436 what is the song in the background, under the SUPA MARIO sounds ?

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[_] [L] Anon 1179728
>> [_] Anon 1179757 huhwha
>> [_] Anon 1179760 pretty awesome :D

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[_] [J] TAS Tuesday Anon 1172610
>> [_] Anon 1172654 mario 64 was (is?) the best platformer. to think such a perfect game could be made back then, makes me sad to think most people born today will never try it
>> [_] Anon 1172661 This exploit shows how to beat the game without any stars or even going into a single level. YOU HAVE DESTROYED EVERYTHING I LOVE AND CHERISH. The music with Mario sounds is good tho'.
>> [_] Cyber Akuma !9pQvCy3xq2 1172664 >># It requires such ridiculously accurate timing, pixel-perfect positioning, and accuracy that it's literally humanly impossible to pull off without tool assistance.
>> [_] Anon 1172671 >># I think that "statistically impossible" is just a fancy way of saying very unlikely.
>> [_] Anon 1172684 Mario 64 is ass. Mario Galaxy is like Mario 64 without the fail.
>> [_] Anon 1172692 >># >># >># It says in the credits it was tool assisted.
>> [_] Anon 1172695 >># here you go: http://speeddemosarchive.com/flash.pl?Ma rio64_SS_100p_20940 Mario 64 100% speedrun (120-star), single-segment, just two hours and ten minutes and that is played by a HUMAN i hope speeddemosarchive.com never change, their layout is perfect and their downloads perfect and all is verified to be done without cheating (exploiting not counted of course). and all vids must be done by humans. >># well i guess a human COULD do it if he had about the same luck that equals the chance for humanity to exist on a small greenish planet in the universe. so sure, "very unlikely". >># i won't believe you are serious

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>> [_] Anon 1067873 Bitch didnt unlock the cannon

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[_] [J] Touhou tuesday Anon 1062291
>> [_] Anon 1062300 too bad its tool assisted
>> [_] fuck you for not removing the tag from the file name 1062313
>> [_] Anon 1062357 >># Still entertaining. And a glowing reminder of how kickass Super Mario 64 was back in 1996.
>> [_] Anon 1062375 It's over 8 MB!

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[_] [J] Touhou Teusday Anon 994455
>> [_] Anon 994463 link for song d/l?
>> [_] Anon 994503 what the fuck is this shit
>> [_] Anon 994538 What's the point of a "tool assisted" speed run?
>> [_] Anon 994546 >># it let's you do completely fucked up shit, which is entertaining if you're not some sort of weird purist dickhole
>> [_] Anon 994548 >># It lets you obtain times that are inhumanly fast.
>> [_] Anon 994585 >># >># well, that still makes you a tool

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[_] [J] Anon 911984 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 912041 I found the speed run more interesting than the song.
>> [_] Anon 912046 this is the worst stole the precious thing remix. you should an hero for great justice.
>> [_] Anon 912076 i lold so hard at this
>> [_] Anon 912093 >># Hurry up and die.
>> [_] !FalosJ9ma6 912122 Sucks a little less on the second half, but it still sucked. Taniguchi mix is better.