File: McDonalds Game.swf-(1.37 MB, 660x410, Game)
[_] Anon 3493957
>> [_] Anon 3493958 October 2030
>> [_] Anon 3494014 >># Mcdonalds goes bankrupt

File: McDonalds Game.swf-(1.37 MB, 660x410, Game)
[_] Anon 3483608 Mcdonalds simulator Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3483610 Used too much gmo onions, went broke.
>> [_] Anon 3483635 I fucking loved this game when it was uploaded to NG. I just couldnt figure out that there was a "time button" . Lost a bunch of times before I could figure out what all the yelling little dudes wanted. Even then still kinda hard.
>> [_] Anon 3483658 >># I swear to god the butcher function is broken. Despite having a shitload of cows slaughtered, I can't get any new burgers at the restaurant.

File: mcdonaldempire.swf-(1.37 MB, 660x410, Game)
[_] Anon 3464029
>> [_] Anon 3464031 It seems like hamburger amount never increases with the ruffle player
>> [_] Anon 3464076 >># >game >ruffle pick one

File: mcdonaldempire.swf-(1.37 MB, 660x410, Game)
[_] Anon 3264799
>> [_] Anon 3264815 Holy fuck I remember playing this flash back in the old days. I had no idea to do so I kept getting that game over screen with Ronald being angry at you.

File: mcdonaldempire.swf-(1.37 MB, 660x410, Game)
[_] the pinnacle of western civilization Anon 3262523
>> [_] Anon 3262543 >># >can't even make the mic chicken
>> [_] Anon 3262594 HOW TO LIVE FOREVER FOR PLEBS >buy four cows and three soy, all in the fields >set all cows to one >hire one cook and one server >don't run any ads and don't do anything to piss anyone off Your upkeep should be 2200 and revenue 2400. If there are never lawsuits or boycotts, this is enough to let you coast until the end of time. Turn sound off because the shareholders and the manager will constantly bitch at you.
>> [_] Anon 3262608 >># Ty McDonalds Manager.
>> [_] Anon 3262610 WHY CAN'T I FAP TO THIS? I seriously have no patience for sim games. looks polished, though.
>> [_] Anon 3262635 >># Is there a way to "beat" the game? It's easy to profit forever but I don't see a way to win the game.

File: mcdonalds_eng.swf-(1.37 MB, 660x410, Game)
[_] Happy 4th of July Anon 3259463

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>> lun 15258 open MC 开家麦当劳 [IMG] 开家麦当劳.swf (1.37 MiB) 660x410, Compressed. 4 frames, 12 fps (00:00). Ver7, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]
>> lun 15260 >># >># >># >>#
>> Anon 15336 pretty interesting game, easy to get into dont know if "increase pasture utilization" has any drawback though, all it does is add one more cow in there?
>> Anon 15337 >># ah now i get it, the more cows you have on a piece of land the faster its fertility drops. if it reaches 0% the land becomes useless so you have to reduce the number of cows to none from time to time to let the land recover clever
>> Anon 15338 shit, cant find a good way to keep the game running without game over. have to come back to this methink... does the game actually have a set goal though? like "keep above 50000 money during a year" or something?

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[_] Anon 2184394 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] WMB 2184564 i like it
>> [_] Anon 2184570 H-How do I win?
>> [_] WMB 2184594 >># I don't know, that's why i keep playing in order to win b-but you never have enough money
>> [_] Anon 2184601 >># Right! I guess after years of playing this game, I will never win it...

File: mcdonaldempire.swf-(1.37 MB, Game)
[_] BURGERS! Anon 1825047 Despite the anti corporation and mcd message of this game i does make me crave a bigmac when i play it. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1825120 I remember playing this years ago. 'twas a decent game.
>> [_] Anon 1825166 Does a hacked version of this game exist?
>> [_] Anon 1825193 >># You're god damn right it does.
>> [_] Anon 1825203 anybody have a descent strategy? I keep failing...
>> [_] Anon 1825228 This game sucks. Never enough cows? I've tried 10 different strategies and none of them work. Constantly run out of cows.

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[_] [G] Burgers Anon 1660372 Despite the anti mcd message this flash makes me hungry. Anyone knows if a hacked version exists? Like the land doesnt degrade, nothing costs money, employees don't start sucking.
>> [_] Anon 1660416 >># What the hell would the point in that be? Mildly amusing game, made it to July 2013 but started getting zero customers because of environmentalists.
>> [_] Anon 1660473 >># Just to make it a breeze to play. That point of this flash is to show how Mcd won't survive as a company and how bad they are. I just want to keep it going so i can have fun with it.
>> [_] Anon 1660512 Made it to May 2026, and i only had to destroy one square of rain forest. I don't this you can beat this game without being all out 'evil'. 3/10 for not letting me win.
>> [_] Anon 1660524 I must be dumb because I can't get past the first couple of years
>> [_] Anon 1660533 first link on google fag http://www.arcadeprehacks(dot)com/game/3 5/McDonalds-Video-Game.html yourwelcomebitch.gif
>> [_] Anon 1660536 okay, so I was running with low-advertising and trying to match demand. guess what? noone buys sandwiches.
>> [_] Anon 1660537 This game's scaled to become impossibly difficult the longer you play
>> [_] Anon 1660568 What the fuck is the cistern? There is no cistern, but I keep getting that it's full.

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[_] [G] Burgers Anon 1631308 Despite the anti-McD message, it still makes me hungry for a big mac. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1631418 i wonder if anyone has ever played this. or felt the need to reply to a flash on /f/ for once
>> [_] urmom 1631503 In this game fast food is unsustainable. The is because the company cannot turn enough of a profit to be able to hold on during slow times without resorting to methods that will garner them negative attention from hippies. In this game hippies seem to matter, unlike real life.

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[_] [G] /r/equest inside. Anon 1620685 Can someone make a hacked version of this? Like nothing costs money but you can make it and the farmland doesn't degrade. And have infinite cow feed.
>> [_] Anon 1620691 You want someone to hack... A farmville clone... Seriously? GTFO.
>> [_] Anon 1620701 This is actually a pretty hard game, you don't do jack shit and you start getting sued anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1620753 http://www.hackedfreegames.com/game/1136 /mcdonalds-video-game

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[_] [G] /r/equest Inside! Anon 1599396 Can someone make or post a hacked version of this so you can't lose? Make it so cow fields don't degrade, nothing costs money and have infinite feed.
>> [_] MadHax !DCHAGqU/Do 1599405 The source code is in Spic. Better than Moonrunes I guess. I'll tinker with it later and will probably have a hacked version up by tomorrow.
>> [_] Anon 1599407 >># Thank you sir!
>> [_] Anon 1599493 This game is impossible to win. Also not enough people suffer from cancer and obesity. In the end, I sympathize with the fast food company for all of the wrong reasons.

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[_] [G] /r/ games Anon 1594709 Anyone seen a flash game where Sonic the hedgehog is baby sitting some rabbit girl?
>> [_] Anon 1594787 The problem with this is that there is far too much involved for a fucking flash game. No one gives enough shits at succeeding to do all that shit.
>> [_] Anon 1594883 >># It's called "Babysitting Cream". Not going to upload that furfaggotry.

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[_] [G] /r/ inside Anon 1579842 A few nights ago, a game where you build and manage a corporate office was posted here. I thought I saved it, but the file I have does not work. If some one has it, can they please repost it. I think it was called Corporation Inc.
>> [_] Delivar mirokumind 1579880 This I shall delivar
>> [_] Anon 1580005 if you post the SWF, there's a chance it will work

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[_] [G] [O][O][D] [L][U][C][K] Anon 846752 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 846767 this game is hard. :<
>> [_] Anon 846776 Too hard. Unless you just can't win? Oligarchy is similar but about oil but the game play goes easier so it pulls it off better. Hax mcdonaldempire
>> [_] Anon 846807 I cannot balance the soy fields to cow ratio. Empty at the slaughter house. It blows.
>> [_] Anon 846815 Guide incoming shortly. Gotta refresh myself with the game before I type it out. No you cannot win, and it might even be impossible to last indefinitely, but you can at least not die right away.
>> [_] Anon 846824 Step by step guide to get you started: -Pause the game to get set up. We are going to go pretty far into debt to start off, but don't panic, because we'll make it all back quickly. -Buy four plots of cattle. Make each plot contain 3 cattle. Buy three plots of grain. You'll need to rotate the grain and the cattle when the cattle begin to over-graze. Don't fuck with the rainforest, the village, or the government. It'll cost you money in the long run. -Go to the stables. Add hormones to the food. Always leave this on. -Go to the store. Hire two employees. One makes food, one sells it. -Go to corporate. Turn on the McDisney's ad. -You will pretty quickly fill up your first line. Hire a second maker-seller team. -Just as you run out of food, your first batch of cows should go to slaughter. Try to kill any sick cows before they are eaten. If you miss some, no biggie, it will just cost you a little money in advertising (corrupt health official) to make up for it.
>> [_] Anon 846825 -By now you should be back into positive money. You may have to corrupt a nutritionist to keep the obesity association happy. No big deal, you can afford it. -You will start to stockpile extra food as you get more of the meat from the cows in. Feel free to add the third maker/seller combo. -From here on out you're on cruise control. There are only two things you really need to worry about for the rest of the game. First, you need to keep all the associations happy by monitoring their statuses and corrupting the proper officials when necessary. Second, you need to rotate the cows into the fallow plots so that you will maintain good land for cattle grazing. If you can keep juggling those two your store will stay packed and sales will stay constant, and your profits will continue to rise.
>> [_] Anon 846926 HOW DO I GET COWS INTO THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE?!
>> [_] Anon 846929 >># >># One thing I've noticed is to space out when you make a plot of land into a cattle grazing zone. Add one every other month until you run out of land (don't kill the rain forest).
>> [_] Anon 847040 I go broke every time I try to rotate crops.

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[_] [G] Anon 843008 >># Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 843012 intriugng
>> [_] Anon 843022 argh cows don't grow fast enough
>> [_] Anon 843023 how do I winned game?
>> [_] Anon 843025 you sir are amazing
>> [_] Anon 843029 Need help on how not to fail
>> [_] sagehero 843032 guide incoming
>> [_] sage 843035 Shit to do: -Farm area You start with 8 pastures. Put 4 at max capacity with cows and leave 4 fallow (empty). When the 4 with cows start to become barren switch the fields so the cows are on the fertile fields. While the cows are sitting around the fields will regenerate. Don't bribe the government or demolish the village, people will hate you and you'll lose too many customers. Only demolish the forest if you absolutely must. If you lose reputation because of your actions here be sure to go to the business screen and activate the appropriate ad campaign to counter that, or you will lose customers. (The proper one is environmentalists for the fields/forests and anti-globalism for the city/village. You may need to corrupt a politician, corrupt a climatologist, or run the McDonalds for the 3rd World ad campaign.)
>> [_] sage 843036 -Cows Use hormones, but not industrial waste or animal flour. Hormones will make the cows grow fast without putting them at too much risk for becoming diseased. Monitor this screen well and burn whatever diseased cows you can. (If you REALLY need the food you can slip one by, but you have to make up for it by paying for advertisements.) When your scores in this area get low be sure to go to the ad campaign and turn on the proper ads in order to keep your scores high, or you will lose customers. If your Customer's Associations score gets low, you may have to corrupt a health officer to get it back on track (this goes down due to sick cows). You will always have problems with the Obesity Association, because your food is McShit, so corrupt a Nutritionist as necessary.
>> [_] sage 843037 -Store Start off with 1 guy in the production line and nobody on register. Have him make some backup hamburgers - shoot for 100 - so that should there be a lull in production you can still keep sales going. Then hire 1 cashier. Once the first line fills up, get a 2nd cashier and meal guy. Do the same when the second line fills up. Use your advertising to fill your store - McDisney's is the most powerful but it's very expensive. Turn it on to fill your store and then turn it off to conserve money. If a worker is acting up you might want to fire him - not that you care if he spits in the food, but the animation wastes time where he could be making more food. Try giving out a medal first to see if they improve. If you do fire one, make sure to turn on Corrupt a Politician to get your score with the labor unions back. Don't fire too many people at once or your PR will dip and you will lose customers. Fire them one at a time, keeping your union score high.
>> [_] sagehero 843039 That's all there is to it really. Following this guide still bankrupt me eventually, but I lasted quite a long while before that happened. Not sure if it's possible to actually last indefinitely - not that you want to, as there's no real victory point in the game, just like a real corporation. good luck dudes.
>> [_] sagehero 843040 >># I actually messed up here; you don't want 4 fallow and 4 with cows. I totally forgot to put grain into the guide. Amendment to this part: You want 3 fields full of cows, and 3 fields full of grain. You also want some fallow field for later. You CAN demolish a rainforest square to get 3 cows / 3 grain / 3 fallow if you like. Sure make sure to turn on the right ad campaign to cover your ass, so when your store opens people don't boycott your shit.
>> [_] Anon 843082 i'm in May 2027. My slaughterhouse won't stop making meat even though there's only one cow. I have more patties than I can make sandwiches with, more sandwiches than I can sell, and more money than I can spend on advertising. Oh, and only the Obesity movement is upset, but my bribes are holding them at bay; everyone else is deluded. I think I broke it.
>> [_] Anon 843212 Fucking board of directors. Steady growth just isn't enough for them, is it?
>> [_] Anon 843214 what do you do when the cistern is full? :[
>> [_] Anon 843221 made it to January 2033. scary. :[
>> [_] Anon 843249 >># don't do anything and you can keep it forever (no expense no profit)
>> [_] Anon 843253 Request 34 of the marketing girl!