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[_] Anon 3429688
>> [_] Anon 3429691 Great Kek I forgot this exists. Funny, I remember it being much bigger - maybe because I haven't seen this since I had a 800x600 monitor?

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[_] Anon 3289264

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[_] Anon 3281532 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3281572 Don't squish the spider, son. Instead, throw it outside, and watch it freeze to death!
>> [_] Anon 3281578 >># I can't believe I actually watched this again. >strike first It's the only way. Might Makes Right.
>> [_] She-Hulk 3281620 I like this perspective. Instead of the strike first thing I thought papa was gonna talk about how the spider couldn't really hurt you. But it isn't really about spiders is it?
>> [_] Anon 3281664 The father is god

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[_] Better than Lets Play Anon 2493635
>> [_] Anon 2493640 this nostalgia tastes good
>> [_] Anon 2493647 socialist propaganda
>> [_] Anon 2493651 >># Don't we talk about this every time it's posted? This flash can be represented as any combination of themes for propaganda. The only determining factor is what the observer witnesses. If the observer witnesses socialism and they don't like what they believe to be socialism then they are only convincing themselves that their own fears are out to get them.
>> [_] Anon 2493654 >># Nah, I'm just trying to stir up a shitstorm over something that nobody really disagrees about.
>> [_] Anon 2493655 >># lol, nice bait.
>> [_] Anon 2493684 >implying we should but niggers in a cup and send them to their natural habitat
>> [_] Anon 2493712 >># I fucking hate this shit. "Folk" music is so fucking terrible. >Hey! Here's a simple as fuck acoustic chord progression with a mindless melody telling some dumb story! Give me a grammy! Goddamn soundtrack of Juno can go fuck itself, fucking talentless bastards.
>> [_] Anon 2493713 >># >implying that's not exactly what we should do
>> [_] Anon 2493715 >># /mu/ pls calm down, you're scaring the children
>> [_] Anon 2493722 >a trillion eggs fuck yeah im going to squish that shit

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[_] have some feels tonight /f/ Anon 2409678

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[_] spiders Anon 2401932 swallow dat pride son
>> [_] Anon 2401942 this is so good whilst smoking marihuana
>> [_] Anon 2401978 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2402033 What if he did? What if he didn't? What if the world was made of pudding?
>> [_] Anon 2402034 Godspeed ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 2402078 Quite a lesson, too bad nobody will understand that.
>> [_] Anon 2402081 >># I do believe you were told to swallow your pride.
>> [_] Jake from Statefarm 2402101 The thought has come to mind often regarding this i'll be honest
>> [_] Anon 2402107 >># Crappiest dad in the world. Kill the spider, call your kid a wuss.
>> [_] Anon 2402108 >That feeling when you understand the song talks about militar intervention of USA in small countrys. Fucking democrats cartoons.
>> [_] Anon 2402117 >># Aye but it's a childish view. Intervention militarily or otherwise is always part of being a big dog in the global world
>> [_] Anon 2402119 Gee I sure am glad that this is in a quality that my mobile phone could do a better job of rendering. Holy fuck, I've even seen this very cartoon in better quality on /f/. What are you doing?
>> [_] Anon 2402120 >># >That feel when you can apply any logic to make this cartoon about any number of topics. The spider is man, the child is circumstance, the father is god. or The spider is children, the child is government, and the father is education reform. or The spider is a defenseless creature, the child is a scared creature, and the father is a wise creature. OR The spider is 4chan, the child is the NSA, and the father is the citizenry.
>> [_] Anon 2402124 >># >Missing a chance to teach your child a valuable lesson about the world, and instead choosing to emasculate him and have him learn nothing. Never reproduce, Anon. You are degenerate.
>> [_] Anon 2402132 >># >/pol/ takes the Rorschach test again

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[_] Anon 2397978 I've saved enough; I'll post one for you, now. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2397985 Oh wow I haven't seen this in forever, I love this. Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 2398005 I enjoyed that a lot. Thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 2398017 that was particularly north american. Thanks, OP.
>> [_] Anon 2398138 >particularly North American Oh, so that's why you're murdering civilians across the globe. Ha ha ha.

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[_] Anon 2153229
>> [_] Anon 2153277 Forgot ALL about this shit. Thanks man.
>> [_] Anon 2153328 Fuck this shit
>> [_] Anon 2153343 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-pu UU

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[_] srs life lesson Anon 2102104
>> [_] Anon 2102135 There are a lot of ways that could have gone that I'm glad it didn't.
>> [_] Anon 2102170 Is it just me, or does the art style remind anyone of sexual lobster's style?
>> [_] Anon 2102197 this is awesome and beautiful
>> [_] Anon 2102226 Been looking for this for the greater part of five years. Thanks anon.
>> [_] Anon 2102261 >># I thought of the Zelda CD-I games

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[_] Anon 2006724
>> [_] Anon 2006727 >Implying bloodlust isn't human
>> [_] Anon 2006734 god damn quality is giving me a headache
>> [_] Anon 2006743 Gawd. I died. Thanks Opie.
>> [_] Anon 2006805 What if he did? What if he didn't? What if the world was made of chocolate pudding? Thanks, OP.
>> [_] Anon 2006825 >># Worst dad ever

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[_] SON WHATS ALL THIS SCREAMING FOR? Anon 1930190 SUNDAY SCHOOL Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1930191 yahoooooooooooooooo
>> [_] Leonard_The_Brave !!gg5ykaRd7pU 1930197 >># this is pretty cool, a bit annoying with the pacing. but still cool.
>> [_] Anon 1930200 Awesome
>> [_] Anon 1930201 Mitt Romney's childhood life.swf
>> [_] Anon 1930276 i'll never kill a spider again
>> [_] Anon 1930299 jesus christ was this ripped from a fucking rotoscope?
>> [_] Anon 1930311 shit man i have never sat through this whole thing. . . and i have seen it like a year or more ago. . .
>> [_] Anon 1930320 >># >7mb any better quality and it'll reach the filesize limit
>> [_] Anon 1930343 wish my dad was this cool
>> [_] Anon 1930346 >># Then the brown recluse bites your son's head. Dumb preachy fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1930350 >># but he hasn't
>> [_] Anon 1930354 >># But it will, brown recluses are kinda the dicks of the spider world. And it's not uncommon to be bitten by any spider while you sleep. You roll around the 50/50 flight or bite. Usually just like a mosquito bite though.
>> [_] OP 1930362 >># >Brown Recluses are dicks The recluse is rarely aggressive, only only fucks with you if you piss it off, like any other animal in the world capable of harm. You're not the center of the world.
>> [_] Anon 1930374 >># Brown recluse are reclusive. They like to hide under bedsheets. If you roll on one and it lives i think it would be pissed off
>> [_] Anon 1930378 >># Shows what you know about em when they do bite. You usually aren't going to see em and it's because they decided your clothing was a good place to set up camp, bed sheets, or other dark warmish space. And bullshit humans aren't the center of the universe. We're the alpha predator of Terra. The only organic thing that has a shot of taking us out is bacterias and we got them whipped for the most part for now. Short of a catastrophic cosmic event that cinders or snowballs earth we're golden.

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[_] [?] Anon 1201219 We could all learn something from this video, /f/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1201225 ... yeah. Sometimes "just one more blot" IS too much acid.
>> [_] Anon 1201227 no hood? wtf fool!
>> [_] Anon 1201249 source?
>> [_] Anon 1201253 >># It's a story from North America
>> [_] Anon 1201267 That was really cool. Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 1201373 what if the world were made of pudding
>> [_] Anon 1201391 for some reason this really pisses me off more than anything else recently has.... must be all the religion....
>> [_] The Shermanator !!5ldwieKdHTG 1201455 >># All the religion? They make one reference to Sunday School.
>> [_] Anon 1201481 I never would have listened to all of this without the video.

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[_] [?] Anon 1025295 http://www.savefile.com/files/2145108 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1025301 Those wacky North Americans. This is why Swine Flu is such a problem.
>> [_] Anon 1025305 Could you please give me the time back?
>> [_] Anon 1025330 Latuff.swf
>> [_] Anon 1025334 Any HQ version to share?
>> [_] Anon 1025365 Horrible...horrible song.
>> [_] Anon 1025396 How about a mission to destroy such things as this PETA propaganda, spiders are quite dangerous in most parts of the world. some may even kill you in your sleep while you turn. an example would be a surprisingly common Recluse Spider.
>> [_] Anon 1025398 I stopped at the "What if the world was made of pudding?" part. This whole damn song could have been covered by a Dad saying "Grow some damn balls son"
>> [_] Anon 1025403 SON. I AM DISAPPOINT.
>> [_] /r/ one with newspaper Anon 1025418 oh 4chan... irony is lost on you.
>> [_] Anon 1025422 this is awesome
>> [_] Anon 1025482 This would have been awesome if they actually rhymed instead of leaving every line on a cliffhanger.
>> [_] Anon 1025486 i loved it. Stupid song, awesome weird animation. I need this in higher quality.
>> [_] Anon 1025487 Holy shit the dad is scary.
>> [_] Anon 1025530 SON IT'S NOT DISGUSTING, IT'S JUST REALITY. DO YOU KNOW IT'S PROPER NAME? ARACHNID! THAT'S RIIIIGHT! Awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1025562 >># Not all of us. Still... *sigh*