File: cheetahengine1a.swf-(1.02 MB, Hentai)
[_] A Toonpimp [g]Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)09:32No.1712067
You have been warned, you are about to see some serious shit...in a bad way.
Remember, someone payed for this.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)09:48No.1712068
What is the music from? Isn't it a megaman game?
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)10:09No.1712073
>>1712068
phoenix wright cornered
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)10:14No.1712074
I never realized Phoenix Wright music mixed so well with the cheetahmen theme.
What dark sorcery is this
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)10:36No.1712082
>>1712074
sounds like garbled to me
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)10:38No.1712083
>>1712073
Ah! thats right... I knew it was from a game.
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)11:04No.1712093
any of his standard hurr durr cheats that make the game just sexual and not annoying at all
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)11:42No.1712102
Can't even sex up.
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)11:49No.1712106
There's no point in trying to sex anything. Everything else just hits you. Like you are about to
plow that recolored sprite of the pizza cat in the ass, you get two thrusts in before a fucking
knife flies across and nails you. You jutt about stunned, and then suddenly you are getting
plowed in the ass.
TP is wanting $50-75 per character added, and this is just the alpha build.... Someone give him a
few grand so he'll never make anything again.
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)12:06No.1712125
>>1712106
Oh god, people pay for this garbage that most people could make on their spare time?
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)12:13No.1712132
>>1712106
>50$
Capitalism, as long as dumbasses are willing to pay for this overpriced garbage, TP will continue
to make his stuff expensive.
Everyone want his shit to be cheaper? He either stops making porn, or he gives in.
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)12:23No.1712141
That is... fucking hilarious
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)12:43No.1712153
Why is toonpimp such shit at making games?
1) Enemy respawn time is way too fast
2) Knockdowns don't last long enough for you to fuck one of them without interruption even if you
knock the others down at the same time just before starting
Forget about trying to fuck that unique one in the ass, you'll never get more than 1-2 seconds
into that before those fucking fawns get up in your grill.
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)12:48No.1712157
>>1712153
I do say, that it is still in alpha or whatever the fuck. This is just to show off the sex
animations or whatever.
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)12:49No.1712159
>kick tree a few times
>it explodes
oh my god this is awesome
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)12:49No.1712160
>>1712157
If it's to show off the animations he should make it so there's only one or two of them out at a
time.
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)12:56No.1712163
You can pause the game with the p key
If you pause during sex scenes the scene will continue but the enemies will freeze, preventing
them from interrupting you
>> [_] ohfuckwy !/IPyUlClgk07/03/12(Tue)13:57No.1712182
>>1712125
I can't animate for shit, and I know a lot of others can't ether. The guy or girl may really like
his style and wanted to get it done, why the hell is that a bad thing. really 50$ per char is
actually pretty understandable, especially when you take into account how expensive most hentai
flashes or stills are.
And how the hell do you miss that this is beta 0.1 holy fuck he's just starting to get into the
more important stuff, I'm sure all games no matter who makes them look have tons of flaws at 0.1
some can't even be played.
Personally at it's current point I don't find it enjoyable, but knowing how early on it is in its
making, I am just going to hope he does well with it, and the guy/girl commissioning it enjoys it.
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)14:04No.1712186
>>1712182
Based on how his other projects go, v0.1 is basically the same as the final product, just
stretched out a bit more.
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)14:05No.1712188
>>1712182
Also, the 50 dollar thing really isn't understandable. Most people charge a shitload less for
entire games, which are higher quality.
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)14:07No.1712189
>>1712182
Fuck off toonprick you're not wanted here
>> [_] ohfuckwy !/IPyUlClgk07/03/12(Tue)14:09No.1712192
>>1712186
I've never seen his other work, but in the case of this game, I can't judge what's not there.
it's like I'm trying to give an accurate review of a game they showed us a trailer for.
It may suck, he could do a horrible job on it. But I don't see any reason to say it's going to be
horrible just yet. I don't ever want anyone making a game or a movie or a book or fucking
anything to fail. Even if it sounds horrible to me, I want them to succeed. If they succeed then
I have something cool to try, but if it sucks then no one gets any enjoyment. Why would you want
that?
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)14:14No.1712197
>>1712192
But the creator is a gigantic asshole
He charges ridiculous prices for mediocre work then proceeds to insult the people who paid him
>> [_] ohfuckwy !/IPyUlClgk07/03/12(Tue)14:14No.1712198
>>1712188
Yeaaa no, if that's true please tell us who is underselling there games. But from what I have
seen it takes hundreds to make small flash games like Zones Loops with the clickable extras, they
can get pretty dam up there in price. And just images alone can cost more then a hundred dollars,
add more to that for more detail and more characters.
>>1712189
Yea that's me all right, I'm undercover shhhhhhh
>> [_] ohfuckwy !/IPyUlClgk07/03/12(Tue)14:16No.1712201
>>1712197
>then proceeds to insult the people who paid him
if that's true then I can understand the hate, that's just stupid. but I really have never seen
his work or his blog or anything so I don't know what he's like
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)14:29No.1712208
>>1712201
>but I really have never seen his work or his blog or anything so I don't know what he's like
so what the fuck would compel you to defend him in the first place?
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)14:43No.1712216
>>1712198
It doesn't take hundreds of dollars. In fact, it doesn't cost any money for Zone to do what he
does, since he's already purchased flash. The only thing it takes is time, since Zone doesn't
hire his work out or anything. As far as getting paid, Zone does make a lot of money, but that's
because a large number of people pay a monthly 30 dollar fee for access to Zone's material, in
addition to whatever else Hentaikey puts out. That's 30 dollars for a relatively large amount of
material, not 50 dollars for a new character in a barely functional game. Plus, given Toonpimp's
track record, any "new character" is just a skin of an old one.
Also, I'm not sure what your frame of reference is, but most games I've seen charge less and have
more. Take Kurovadis for example: it's a finished game that only costs 1155 yen, or about 14
dollars. In fact, most of the games on DLSite are about 10-25 dollars. Another example would be
The Legend of Queen Opala, a full rpg, which is free.
>> [_] RyaKun07/03/12(Tue)15:18No.1712238
>>1712216
The difference is...when you commission a character..you get it made to YOUR specifications and
YOUR wants/needs.
In purchasing a game from DLSite, You get no say in what goes in the game.
Its the same reason in which buying a imagepack from an artist on DLSite is like 10 bucks..but if
you want something special..you commission it..and it can cost you 4-6x that amount.
Most I can say..If you don't want to commission a character...then don't.
Its a shame that we're forcing you to do so...you could always go play another game..we won't
force the barrel to your head so hard next time.
Toonpimps work may not be top quality..but look at someone like Experi-mental, His BASIC flashes
cost 300+ USD to make.
And thats a 2 second loop with no variability.
Even PurpleMantis on HF offers simple flash loops for $50 with a cumshot included and its fairly
worth the money, hes a beginner in flash so people arent too too hard on him.
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)15:28No.1712248
>>1712238
>you get it made to YOUR specifications and YOUR wants/needs
Implying Toonpimp won't just recolor some sprites and give you some nice recycled animations
>> [_] Anonymous07/03/12(Tue)15:29No.1712249
>>1712248
He didnt for Pepe Le Rapiste.
The only ones that were recycled were the ones he wanted to add himself.
