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[_] Instructions inside Anon 3227349 1. Find a proxy 2. Load Flash 3. ???? 4. Profit!! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3227388 "turning into zombie-like creatures" closed it right there, that fuckin ruined it
>> [_] Anon 3227412 >># yep
>> [_] Anon 3227440 >not by the CDC >zombie like creatures Gorbag
>> [_] Anon 3227448 >># it gets worse, the first symptoms end in loss of consciousness but then it talks about "if you experience symptons of becoming a zombie like creature". nigga if I'm at that phase I've already lost consciousness
>> [_] Anon 3227473 >># pfffffffft
>> [_] Anon 3227511 aw shit the TV stations are down and now the government has to send alert messages by .swf file

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[_] /r/ing kill me baby magica please Anon 2078979 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2079070 spooky
>> [_] Anon 2079073 >># 2
>> [_] Anon 2079186 >zombie like creatures

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[_] Anon 2071032
>> [_] Anon 2071039 That noise always freaks me out more than anything. Kinda like if indefinite-Unavoidable danger had a sound That would be it.
>> [_] Anon 2071041 >># I know how you feel. That and >Air Raid Sirens
>> [_] Anon 2071052 >># The sound of your death is the weather alert >It would be funny if it weren't so goddamn true
>> [_] Anon 2071065 Pool's closed?
>> [_] Anon 2071077 I hate that sound.
>> [_] Anon 2071158 Heard it on the radio when I was sleeping in my sister's room as a kid. I could never have TV or radio on because these normally play late at night. It mentioned that it would be followed with a warning if it were a real emergency. Calmed down. Then it came on again a minute later. Fuck. Just clicked a few flashes to load them up, this played and I had no clue which one it was to shut it off right away. Well played, sir or madam.

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[_] CONTAGIOUS DISEASE EMERGENCYAnonymous06/21/12(Thu)01:25No.1 703411
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)01:31No.1703415 OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE NAME? I WENT RIGHT BY IT FUCK
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)01:49No.1703421 >nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)02:11No.1703429 are there other versions of this for other states? wyoming here
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)02:22No.1703434 This sound kinda crappy to me. I don't know, maybe I've seen too many shitty zombie movies, but I'm not getting enough of a "we're not sure what's going on" feel from the message. That's kind of what I expect.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)03:33No.1703445 Wait, does it say Pennsylvania for everyone? I live in Pennsylvania and I thought it was one of those things that uses your IP to find the state you're in.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)03:41No.1703447 >># well what do you expect? "this is a biological attack from soso country, we've launched the nukes, fuck yeah 'murrika" or "we've leaked an expirimental chemical, we're sorry, you all gonna get nuked now, code veronica etc etc"
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)04:34No.1703459 The north korea one was better.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)05:01No.1703467 I think it's the term "zombie-like creatures" that sort of ruins it a little. Too juvenile, they wouldn't use language like that. They'd just go on about how the infected seemed to be displaying signs of high aggression and things like that.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)05:04No.1703469 Rabies epidemic.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)05:50No.1703481 Someone have the nuke-attack version???
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)06:58No.1703493 pretty good, however an emergency broadcast wouldn't say "zombie-like"
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)07:40No.1703504 goddamnit. could be so good if didn't say "HURRZOMBIES" 6/10
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)08:48No.1703517 >># >># This and this.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)08:55No.1703521 >># It's because of the sound frequencies, simply. Many people have a innate fear of the frequencies given in this swf.

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[_] [L] Anon 1673147 /r/ing anymore of these.
>> [_] Anon 1673198 lol State College.
>> [_] Anon 1673229 theres one for north korea... /r/ing it to start with?
>> [_] Anon 1673238 >I live in Ohio FFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u-
>> [_] Anon 1673269 These get kind of ruined for me by the occasional unprofessional language...
>> [_] Anon 1673272 chills everytime
>> [_] Anon 1673282 I live in Northern PA. Well fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1673286 why do these scare the shit out of me and are there any canadian ones?

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[_] [?] Anon 1665780
>> [_] Anon 1665798 No where near as good as the nuclear scare one.
>> [_] Anon 1665969 No one in broadcast would ever use the term "zombie like creature", since it carries such cultural baggage. They'd say something more like, "Infected individuals eventually develop irrational, violent behaviors directed toward others and should be avoided."
>> [_] Anon 1666024 Damnit, all I can see are those xtra-normal cats now.

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[_] [?] Attention! Important! Anon 1650440
>> [_] Anon 1650448 >In central Ohio. Thanks for the heads up bro.
>> [_] Anon 1650456 I always shit my pants no matter what when I hear this shit, thanks for the nightmares for the next few weeks :l
>> [_] Anon 1650461 I NOPE'd so hard I fell outta my chair
>> [_] Anon 1650500 >pennsylvania >zombies Why does this seem familiar...?
>> [_] Anon 1650541 I'd like to make some EAS... Someone have a link to the stuff i have to download?

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[_] [L] disease warning Anon 1582909
>> [_] Anon 1582926 these are terrifying i think i'd off myself if i heard these on the radio
>> [_] Anon 1582963 >># You didn't listen to this one fully, did you? Though, to be sure, if this kind of outbreak happened, it wouldn't be as amusing...
>> [_] Anon 1582978 Closed it once I heard the word zombie.
>> [_] some nigger !Derp/4bHCA 1582979 >># exactly.
>> [_] Anon 1582981 >oh shit >oh shit >oh shit >zombie-like creature >nevermind
>> [_] Anon 1582983 awesome
>> [_] Anon 1583000 Dont you guys see it???? Dont you guys get how fucking lame this kinda bullshit is??? Fuck this crap! /f/ used to be better than this...
>> [_] Anon 1583008 if this were real, we all would be dead before we heard the massage since airborn shit would go all over very quickly. on a side note where is that one flash game where you can make a virus and see what it does LOL
>> [_] !bTpUl5yVBg 1583019 Are there any more of these, other than the North Korea nuke one?
>> [_] Anon 1583036 The nuclear attack is much more terrifying. Is there a blog or something that puts these recordings out?
>> [_] Anon 1583038 >># seriously i wanna hear that one again
>> [_] name 1583042 >># I'll post it, give me a second
>> [_] name 1583044 >># Never mind, I'll just link it. eye.[penis]chan.com/flash.asp?id=89562&n =Emergency+Alert+System+-+Nuclear+Attack. swf&w=480&a mp;h=360 replace "[penis]" with "swf"

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[_] [L] Anon 1555398 since someone posted one heres the zombie one. im looking for better ones or a synthesizer but not having any luck.
>> [_] Anon 1555505 Are there any other ones besides this one and the nuke one?

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[_] [?] Anon 1538208
>> [_] Anon 1538229 At first I was like "heh, creepy" But then I LOLZOMBIE'd

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[_] [?] Zombies!!? Anon 1470114 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1470189 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1470191 If i heard this going out over my radio, the first thing I would do would be to march my ass over to the local shady pawn shop, slam my fist on the counter, and demand weapons. If zombies are gonna hit me, I wanna hit back...HARD.
>> [_] Anon 1470195 Holy fuck, I live in Ohio. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
>> [_] Anon 1470272 Washington state FTW, got all the time in the world. closing boarders no problem.
>> [_] Anon 1470276 >># If it's airborne, you are fucked like the rest of us.
>> [_] Anon 1470279 >># sounds like its airborne to me bro
>> [_] Anon 1470298 Just give me a mounted gun, ammo, Molotovs, hand grenades, and a shit load of pipe bombs. After this is all over people will be naming high schools after me. Time to die. And I have no problem with that. WTF is wrong with me.

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[_] [?] WARNING: Zombies! Anon 1448148 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1448174 Sounds too fake. They wouldn't outright call them zombies when talking to the public, they would try to downplay it as best they can.
>> [_] Anon 1448188 sounds like it was written by a 12 year old. Fail
>> [_] Anon 1448264 I'd recommend removing the zombie part from the symptoms list and replacing it with high fever, delirium, and aggressive behavior. Also, it'd be the CDC issuing the broadcast, not PSPD.
>> [_] Anon 1448295 fuck the gov is retarded we are all going to die!!! ZOMBIES... god has officially push the reset button. all complex life as we know it will cease as we know it.
>> [_] Anon 1448341 Pretty cool, but I don't think the EAS uses that nice of a pixel font. :)
>> [_] Anon 1448344 >># EAS can be used by local authorities, as well. Here in IL, we get them all the time for tornadoes or heavy storms, and I seem to recall they're posted by the local NWS in Lincoln. That said, this does sound a little amateurish for a real emergency broadcast.
>> [_] Anon 1448474 Cool idea but you should trim up the writing. Look up actual case scenarios for infectious disease and government actions (there is a database covering all mass epidemic scenarios, even the black plague). You should replace "zombie" with infected persons. You should also do two. One about the spread of the disease and one possibly two days after the infection started describing infected persons and how to stay clear from infected persons.

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[_] [?] Anon 1445444
>> [_] Anon 1445450 "zombie-like creatures" is not a term that should have been used.... "it appears as though the recently deceased are returning to life and attacking the living" is a much more news worthy way of expressing that
>> [_] Anon 1445495 true, though it still sounds completely legit.
>> [_] Anon 1445505 bump.
>> [_] Anon 1445528 put this in the startup folder on mom or grandmas computer for epic lulz

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[_] [?] Zombies.... Anon 1415152 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1415155 real?
>> [_] Anon 1415159 Sweeeet, April fools prank if I can figure out how to change the state.
>> [_] Anon 1415160 oh god - I HATE that sound!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1415162 This would have been perfect if there wasn't the Zed word in there. That makes it go from usable in all sorts of applications, to ridiculous.
>> [_] Anon 1415182 Sweet, zombies, wheres my shotgun...
>> [_] Anon 1415185 voice says virus text says disease
>> [_] Anon 1415187 fuck i'm so scared now :c
>> [_] Anon 1415195 sorry but this dosnt sound anywhere near legit unless your like 12 or something
>> [_] Anon 1415329 very real sounding. prolly not but, well made imho. got me spooked!. . . shit. really spooked. :|
>> [_] Anon 1415412 AHAHAHAH Glad I live in England Enjoy your apocalypse assholes
>> [_] Anon 1415424 >># Virus is airborne. Chances are someone who was exposed has already made their way to a mass transportation terminal, like an airport, and spread it further. It's likely already being carried in at least one commercial jet to the Eurasian landmass. Maybe even directly to jolly old England. Enjoy your zombie virus laden fog, guvnah.
>> [_] Anon 1415447 I live in Pennsylvania theres no zombies here OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

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[_] [?] i forgot what this is. Anon 1408555
>> [_] Anon 1408613 i just wish it were real
>> [_] Anon 1408616 if it was real, the virus is not airborn *burries face in zombie survival guide*
>> [_] Anon 1408631 my coolness factor is wesker +2 so i dont need a survival guide
>> [_] supertoaster 1408646 i looked to my machete then to my shotgun...hurry up 2012...i need some action
>> [_] Anon 1408669 is it possible that this flash has multiple edits so that it sound like its issuing a warning to your state?
>> [_] Anon 1408672 fucking shit sent chills up my spine why wasn't this posted on halloween
>> [_] Anon 1408679 jesus i seriously am still shaking that was fuckin intense
>> [_] Anon 1408697 wish it was real
>> [_] Anon 1408733 FFFFFFUCK I HATE THAT NOISE
>> [_] Anon 1408752 /r/ing site to get all the other states,must have for intense lulz
>> [_] Anon 1408753 >># 1) will "arrange" for the flashes to be shown in appropriate states if made available. 2)??? 3)Profit /lulz

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[_] [?] EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM Anon 1253602 this is not a test Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1253656 the whole "zombie-like creature" makes it a bit cheesy. Other than that it was decent.
>> [_] Anon 1253661 these are creepy when you wake up in the middle of the night
>> [_] Anon 1253665 I expected it to go into the Bel-Air song.
>> [_] Anon 1253668 >># Agreed, but how could this person state a ligitiment broadcast of a realistic zombie virus outbreak warning.
>> [_] Anon 1253670 THATS PRETTY GOOD
>> [_] Anon 1253671 this is now my screensaver i wish it was a little more colorful and detailed
>> [_] Anon 1253674 good till the zombie... should of said "State College reports that some people react to the virus with a temparary loss of sanity or fits of rage. While in this state the infected person can not be reasoned with and will attack anyone nearby violently, often times leading to sever injury of both parties"
>> [_] NameFag 1253677 >># This. Or anything else which actually sounds reasonable. I mean c'mon, seriously.
>> [_] Anon 1253706 Pennsylvania!? FORGIVE ME, I MUST GET GOING
>> [_] Anon 1253710 lol i live in PA
>> [_] Anon 1253712 i thought that shit was real up till the "zombie like creature" line. >># That right there could make ppl believe that shit could be real someone edit it and post
>> [_] Anon 1253716 >># yeah really.
>> [_] Anon 1253723 even though the zombie part ruined it for me, it is still very creepy
>> [_] Anon 1253726 >># for a minute, i thought it was real. i was like, holy shit... till the zombie part
>> [_] Anon 1253759 I live in RI. Well potatoes.
>> [_] Anon 1253765 >1253726 faggot