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>> [_] Anon 2829579 Wait is this guy implying that only humans hate? Or feel the need to fit into group structures? Thats far from unique to us.
>> [_] Anon 2829583 but I'm not a monkey I'm a beast
>> [_] Anon 2829587 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2829592 Humans are monkeys... are you fucking serious? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? read a goddamn book before you pull this pseudo-philosophical garbage out like its the fucking 50's again. Humans are decedent from APES. APES ARE NOT FUCKING MONKEYS. this is like calling a coy carp a fucking great white. Beyond this, what makes us think we are special is our ability to cognate so diversely and with such complexity and detail. This ass-wipe even refers to speech, a uniquely human process, in his stupid tirade. Now I'm not saying that we are not animals, nor am I saying other animals don't do some of the things that we do, but currently we are the only ones who do certain things with the level of complexity that we do. When fucking gophers start naming themselves, planets or devising complex scientific and religious understandings of existence, then I'll bow to this crap. But after all that, this whole thing is negated by the fact this idiot thinks MONKEYS ARE FUCKING APES AND THAT HUMANS ARE DECEDENT FROM THEM.
>> [_] Anon 2829594 >># *descendent. >Complains about people being retarded and then makes simple spelling mistakes. Maybe I am a monkey after all....
>> [_] Anon 2829596 >># >.... Faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2829598 >># this monkey is autistic and gets mad when other monkeys use the wrong sound
>> [_] Anon 2829600 >># All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others and now if you'll excuse me I have important matters to attend huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehueh ue
>> [_] Anon 2829602 Lmao monkies is a funny word
>> [_] Anon 2829603 *tips banana*
>> [_] Anon 2829606 >># This monkey is unable to see I'm just tired of all this fucking pseudo-science garbage people spout out without ever reading into their subject. The weird thing is I mostly agree with this guy, humans aren't really all that special, I just don't think he should have posed it in such a faggy way. People like this always act like they're telling some huge universal truth no one else ever thought of when it's just pretentious garbage backed with poor science trying to postulate an idea everyone but a moron would already have had. Only Christians and children think humans are special. I just wish people wouldn't do this whole 'humans are so foolish thing' when very few real people even think the way this guy is suggesting.
>> [_] Anon 2829617 >># this monkey is amusing dance more, monkey, dance more
>> [_] Anon 2829622 >># I'm an ET tho
>> [_] Anon 2829624 I bet the creator of this thinks he's got it all figured out.
>> [_] Anon 2829628 Another damn monkey making videos about other monkies.
>> [_] Anon 2829630 >># and I bet the creator of this thinks he gets so many adviews and so much youtube money from this that he be swimmin in monkey bitches
>> [_] Anon 2829631 I got a cut from this edge.
>> [_] Anon 2829640 Damn, this is some middle-school-tier 'depth'. I wonder how many people saw these and were genuinely impressed.
>> [_] Anon 2829641 >># I shall not just dance, I shall also sing you the song of my people. Are ya ready kids?
>> [_] Anon 2829642 >># fair enough. I also have no idea why this whole thing pissed me off so much. Twenty minutes later I can't even remember why I cared. I guess that's the internet for you... well that and rock coke.
>> [_] Anon 2829663 >># Well no other animal has the awareness to such a degree that they can feel such emotions ? Non-human animals hunt, they don't hate. >># >># NO ONE CARES ! You're like a fucking nerd that gets worked up as fuck when people confuse some non-important shit like Dota 2 and LoL. The concept, is the fucking same ! So shut your fucking trap. The general public doesn't fucking know science / doesn't care, so they categorize those words for what they mean in GENERAL, to be easier for them to remember. >># Well it's what is observed, I would say. He's still just another monkey. But what's to figure out anyway ? I hate when monkeys say that phrase (even the monkey from the video used it)
>> [_] Anon 2829677 >># > that they can feel such emotions The argument is whether or not animals have consciousness, not whether or not they can feel 'emotion'. A lack of consciousness doesn't necessarily invalidate emotions, idiot. >NO ONE CARES Evidently somebody does care. Autistic as he may be, he's right. >The concept, is the fucking same ! No it's not. >The general public doesn't fucking know science / doesn't care Approaching things from an anti-intellectual perspective and trying to appeal to absolutely everybody is only one of the reasons this video is trash. >to be easier for them to remember. No they don't. Fumbling terminology isn't some big shortcut, it's an error. >Well it's what is observed, I would say Looking at mankind from a reductionist perspective is the exact opposite of acting from 'what is observed'. >But what's to figure out anyway ? The absurd, anon :). > I hate when monkeys say that phrase >dae everything is a monkey meme Don't you have summer homework to finish, kiddo?
>> [_] Anon 2829691 >># Now that I'm coming down it's just fucking hilarious how everyone is reacting to my post. It was pretty autist I'm not going to lie. At least I can spell good while I'm ripped though even if I turn into a whiny teenager. Regardless, I weirdly agree with you, in part. The terminology is less important than the over all message. And the over all message of this video is pretentious drivel badly told by someone with a bad understanding of his subject. 2/10 would not fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2829693 >># Ps. never played Dota or league of legends. I don't even know what that first one is. Just sayin'.
>> [_] Anon 2829731 >all 6 billion of them Old media is old.
>> [_] Anon 2829746 >># this so much
>> [_] Anon 2829753 >># *tips le fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2829765 >># 1. While humans are apes, apes are monkeys, as monkeys are mammals. As you go up the classification tree and become more general, the terms become less descriptively useful. However, they remain technically correct. 2. Speech is not uniquely human, just as tool use isn't. We know dolphins and some whales, at very least, communicate by sound to the point of having personal names. Also, gorillas that have been taught sign language have taught it to other gorillas (language transmission) and been observed having conversations when no human was present. That doesn't change that the guy is a Fedorian.
>> [_] Anon 2829767 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxn5cyFz 0xg
>> [_] Anon 2829771 i remember the psych teacher in my highschool played this for us in class, at the end even the edgiest kid in class was like "damn that guy must be suffering from some serious teen angst"
>> [_] Anon 2829780 FreshmanPhilosophyStudent.swf
>> [_] Anon 2829781 >># This is pretty much the definition of pseudointellectualism.
>> [_] Anon 2829786 >># >I was a fully grown man when I emerged from Babs Bunny's birth canal

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>> [_] Anon 2799898 We're apes, not monkeys.
>> [_] Anon 2799901 Animals other than Humans can hate and be sad too though. This is some ridiculous unscientific crap so far.
>> [_] Anon 2799904 I am a monkey kin and I find this offensive.
>> [_] Anon 2799908 Why should I listen to him? He's a monkey.
>> [_] Anon 2799911 I hate that accent, it's not distinct to me enough to place where it's from, but I hate it so much.
>> [_] Anon 2799914 Wow this is some pretentious and overwrought shit
>> [_] Anon 2799919 *tips fedora* m'monkey
>> [_] Anon 2799923 >># I think its heart is in the right place. Stop being so full of yourself, and pursue a path which benefits the potential of the other members of the species and minimizes the loss of that potential.
>> [_] Anon 2799938 >># although he never steers away from the negative he either genuinely hates everyone or feels he doesn't need to have positive input or that's it's implied that we should feel guilty messages wishing to use an unflattering mirror on humanity in order to incite change need to provide something more, this is just unoriginal drivel.
>> [_] Anon 2799941 >># >And this video was created by another pretentious monkey, pretending he's above the other 7 billion monkeys.
>> [_] Anon 2799951 ITT no one understands satire
>> [_] Anon 2799955 >># Yeah, you are right on this one and I was wrong. I don't think nihilism is necessarily a wrong opinion to hold, but its not original, its deceptively simple, and its incompatible with most people.
>> [_] Anon 2799956 >># for reals yo
>> [_] Anon 2799962 >># I AM A FUCKING IDIOT. I have been taking this seriously the entire time, and I could not comprehend how this was satire. Well, I was wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2799964 >># >># >># The sad thing is that it isn't really Satire. The guy really believes what he says.
>> [_] Anon 2799965 btw we aren't raping the earth, if we blow ourselves up or destroy the surface environment in any other way most single cells and aquatic life would be relatively unaffected and complicated life would just evolve again in a couple billion years, which isn't very long on the comic scale... or you know, the sun would blow up and destroy the earth in the process
>> [_] Anon 2799970 >># >This It's really not satire. The guy is just a douchebag who doesn't see the irony in his video.
>> [_] Anon 2799971 >># it's not the sun we have to worry about, the andromeda galaxy colliding with our own will kill us off long before the sun explodes.
>> [_] Anon 2800023 >># This monkey get's it
>> [_] Anon 2800025 The first step to forming a cult is to fill your subjects with a sense of hopelessness. Regularly remind them that their lives are meaningless in the grand scheme of things, and the senses of fear and peril they feel are signs that they are on the path to salvation
>> [_] Anon 2800029 >># The truth of this is scary
>> [_] Anon 2800031 >># whoa this is so epic i'm sharing it on facebook and reddit xd
>> [_] Anon 2800042 >># same kind of retarded logic used in zeitgeist. Is this related to zeitgeist?
>> [_] Anon 2800047 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQra1mJT U_Y has always been and always will be much better than any pretentious propaganda shit like this
>> [_] Anon 2800062 >># the likelihood of anything actually happening from our gravitational interaction with Andromeda is so low that not even a single pair of stars may collide.
>> [_] Anon 2800068 >hurr all gods are fake >hurhurr we are all monkeys so this dumb monkey is pulling off a retarded "inspirational" video with a blatant Atheist viewpoint. For one, not to sound pretentious like the faggot narrator, but humans really have evolved beyond monkeys where people have done so much to the planet through adaptability than any other species. If we were still called monkeys, than why the fuck are there actual monkeys shitting in their hands in the jungle somewhere (not referring to the niggers even though they exist too). Lastly, when someone tries to say, "There is no such thing as God. Hurr Im an Atheist." only makes them look like morons (monkeys) as much as the next Christian that calls gay people evil. It's called beliefs and spirituality for a reason
>> [_] Anon 2800088 >># You can interpret it however you want. I think it's a work of art, not a work of science. It's basically a "diss track" for the Youtube era. It is not to be taken seriously - it is hyperbole to be primarily amusing and mildly provoking. Think of it like The Boondock's MLK speech.
>> [_] Anon 2800092 >># I think you're giving it more credit it than it deserves because you're so desperate for it to not be as terrible as it really is.
>> [_] Anon 2800098 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2800104 >># I think those watching this and seeing a subversive piece of propaganda rather than a well produced joke are the ones thinking about it too hard.
>> [_] Anon 2800108 >># Monkey ∈ Ape Human ∈ Ape Human ∉ Monkey
>> [_] Anon 2800115 >># exactly.
>> [_] Anon 2800120 the Libtarded atheist who made this is projecting so much it truly is, libtarded.

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>> [_] Anon 2743040 This version SUCKS ASS Lacks the passion of the original stand up. And the pictures were gay.
>> [_] Anon 2743044 Dance fucker, dance!
>> [_] Anon 2743049 >># Shit, I got a cut from all the edge from this.
>> [_] Anon 2743053 >># Dance water, dance!
>> [_] Anon 2743056 So what is he trying to say exactly? Every single topic mentioned and piece of information presented is excruciatingly studied by the "monkeys".
>> [_] Anon 2743081 soooo deep
>> [_] Anon 2743101 >># He's trying to say we should all just run around in the forest naked like other monkeys. Oh, and all wars are the fault of religious people! *Tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2743102 >># He also thinks animals don't hate, kill each-other or experience sadness.
>> [_] Anon 2743103 >># There are some fucked up dolphins
>> [_] Anon 2743105 >># That we focus so much on stupid shit and have trouble looking at things in perspective. He's using a technique of humor/satire where he represents something mundane in a way that makes it absurd.
>> [_] Anon 2743107 >># There's also some STEMlord fedoratipping shit in there, with his rAtheist religion and war comments and his anti-philosophy comments.
>> [_] Anon 2743113 >># how do i upvote this comment
>> [_] Anon 2743154 Both humans and monkeys are primates, but we aren't monkeys. So of course it's going to sound silly if he says monkeys are making wars and arguing philosophy because monkeys don't and can't do those things. They aren't intelligent enough or lack the emotional self-control to do many things that humans can do. This is like seeing the abilities and beauty of horses and saying, "they're just donkeys but they think they're special. They call themselves horses. Donkeys running in races... donkeys being ridden by acrobats in the circus...." Even though donkeys and horses are part of the same evolutionary tree, donkeys aren't horses and can't really do many of the things horses can do.
>> [_] Anon 2743155 >># >4chan >upvote
>> [_] Anon 2743157 >># >not getting the joke
>> [_] Anon 2743160 >># Monkeys do have wars though. On a much smaller scale though obviously. >># I think that was the joke.
>> [_] Anon 2743174 Humans are apes not monkeys.
>> [_] Anon 2743177 >Yes, good goyim, we're all a bunch of unimportant little monkeys. Just relax, enjoy the simple pleasures, let go of this delusion that you're 'human', and let us take care of the difficult and complicated things for you. It would be unfitting for a little monkey to think deeply about things or get involved in politics, wouldn't it?
>> [_] Anon 2743178 >># >So what is he trying to say exactly? "Would you like fries with that?"
>> [_] Anon 2743202 >># fuck that boss
>> [_] Anon 2743215 Apes
>> [_] Anon 2743221 >># says the monkey
>> [_] Anon 2743222 >># says the monkey
>> [_] Anon 2743225 >># >># >implying you're not both skeletons in disguise.
>> [_] Anon 2743228 >># says the skeleton
>> [_] Anon 2743233 Those were chimps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5LzJrVK mBk

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>> [_] Anon 2688303 It's funny when you say complex things in simple ways you make them sound stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2688310 ur mom is a monkey
>> [_] Anon 2688314 This is the most euphoric flash that I have ever seen to date.
>> [_] Anon 2688317 I have never been more enlightened anon, thank you.
>> [_] Anon 2688373 >># >purer than thou bullshit
>> [_] Anon 2688377 Errybody's dum cept furr meeee XD 5edgy6u! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>> [_] Anon 2688378 Kill yourself, you fucking monkey.
>> [_] Anon 2688392 >># Reeks of some college kid that thinks they've got everything figured out after their first semester.
>> [_] Anon 2688398 >># Haha. This.
>> [_] Anon 2688399 The thing that bothered me the most was that he kept referring apes as monkeys as if they're the same
>> [_] Anon 2688401 >># which is funny because this whole bit is ripped from a Stand-Up Comedian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5vmHjJ7 LYE
>> [_] Anon 2688402 >># But it's not funny.
>> [_] Anon 2688413 Happy dharma day!
>> [_] Anon 2688424 0/10 wers my potato knishes
>> [_] Anon 2688433 >># this was made by a monkey and then posted here by another monkey
>> [_] Trader's anon 2688445 all created by star dust.
>> [_] Anon 2688464 why does he use "them" is he a fucking alien

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>> [_] Anon 2686254 >># Wow what a fedora level fucking video.
>> [_] Anon 2686272 >running out of oil What is this, 90s elementary school liberalism indoctrination? The rain forests should've been burned down 50 times over by now and South America should be one big barren wasteland according to what these people were saying back then. The same people who believed that oil came from dinosaurs and we'd run out within 10 years. If you want to worry about something running out, worry about food. At the current rate of population growth you have about 40 more years before people are starving simply because there's no food as we'll have reach the maximum potential for food production through traditional methods - and this number takes into account expected improvements due to GMO and such. Did laugh at "monkey hives", though.
>> [_] Anon 2686276 I can't tell anymore if these types of videos are intended to be satire or not. Third-wave bleeding-heart authoritarian "liberal" rhetoric hasn't advanced since the '70s, and it's very sad to see relatively intelligent people slurp up the kool-aid like there's no tomorrow.
>> [_] Anon 2686279 >># Everything in this video was wrong. This is actually one of the worst videos I've ever seen.
>> [_] Anon 2686292 Yeah, they lost me at "Monkeys." If whoever made this video was too stupid to get the word right, what makes them think that we'll listen to ANYTHING they have to say?
>> [_] Anon 2686295 >># But Mokneys = apez LOL
>> [_] Anon 2686341 >># Not only are we literally not monkeys, we aren't even descended from them. If anything call us Apes even though we're not that either. We're fucking humans. An entirely different animal all together that just so happens to be a descendant of an entirely different animal with a common ancestor of monkeys. This entire video is just chocked full of bullshit pseudo-intellectual Liberal garbage.
>> [_] Anon 2686343 >># did you think of that in a monkeycave or a monkeyhive?
>> [_] Anon 2686344 >># b-but the monkey hives.
>> [_] Anon 2686345 >># >># >Not understanding they were using that word to an end instead of a literal alternate word for humans. God, this flash was stupid, but I think the people responding to it seriously are even worse.
>> [_] Anon 2686350 >># An easy to say one syllable word that would've been just as accurate. "Chimp" or "Ape". I'd've used "Chimp" personally because it sounds funnier plus it is humans closet living relative.
>> [_] Anon 2686375 >># >Not understanding that "Monkey" is a completely different classification from "Ape" and that the author ruined his own point before he even managed to convey it Woah, the blithering idiot actually manages to call others stupid. How many levels of irony are we witnessing at this very moment?
>> [_] Anon 2686383 >># This is 4chan. We witness all possible levels of irony and yet we witness none because no matter the response of the other person, we are to assume that not only do they know better and that they are just posting stupidly to get a rise out of others but they are also unaware and just posting stupid things which gets a rise out of others. >The Nature of 4chan and the 'Trole' dilemma - New York Bestseller >Schrodinger's cat has never been the same.
>> [_] Anon 2686386 arguing about Nietzsche is pointless because he was just another monkey? Well I guess taking this video seriously is also pointless because it was just created by other monkeys.
>> [_] Anon 2686398 is this like le bad meme?
>> [_] Anon 2686407 everyone in this thread is a dumb nigger. this flash gave me ebola. i want to kiss nietzsche on his gay fucking mustache and smear cum across his rosy cheeks.
>> [_] Anon 2686418 >all war is caused by religion epic

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>> [_] Anon 2680693 cute but chimpanzees are an order of magnitude more tribalistic than humans
>> [_] Anon 2680697 well this is exactly why we need genetic engineering. so we can have catgirls instead of monkeygirls. also automation, cybernetics, bionics, and VR so we can just plug into our own ideal universe until the end of time and forget about dealing with our shitty one.
>> [_] Anon 2680730 I won't contest that the people who think this way are 'just monkeys', but that certainly doesn't mean that the rest of us all are. What a poisonous line of thought.
>> [_] Anon 2680760 >># This guy gets it. Yeah, fuck this video's message. > We're all monkeys, so whats the point? > I don't have a career so this is my way of justifying being a waste of a human being.
>> [_] Anon 2680823 >># Funny. We're great apes, not monkeys. Silly how his entire video was just destroyed by me.
>> [_] Anon 2680829 >># Monkeys.
>> [_] Anon 2680838 >># >># y'all niggas upset lmao u a monkey ass ape go chimp out lmao trayvon's bday today lmao ferguson
>> [_] Anon 2680845 >TFW some monkeys talk down to all the other monkeys while doing nothing but complain >TFW some monkeys aren't even monkeys, they are great apes >TFW some great apes are so stupid the make an entire video about how everyone else is the problem yet aren't smart enough to not know how classification works
>> [_] Anon 2680857 now that's what I call edge Nihilism 101, much?
>> [_] Anon 2680874 A whole lot of words saying absolutely nothing.
>> [_] Anon 2680875 OMG this cured my autism!
>> [_] Anon 2680885 I can't believe how shit this was. Don't ever post again OP.
>> [_] Anon 2680907 >># call it whatever you want, we're still destructive animals
>> [_] Anon 2680913 Reposted from Jewtube: If it's all so useless then why should we even live? I say that we've been given a chance, so we should do our best to prove ourselves as something more. Sure, we may be similar to monkeys, but we've proven ourselves superior to monkeys in every way possible. All these futile things have proven us to be better than the monkeys, and if we can prove ourselves worthy of the universe, then so be it. Your nihilistic views on humanity would have gotten us nowhere if we all thought that. I'm sorry, but I can't even comprehend how nihilistic and useless your views are. Honestly, if we're so useless then why do anything? Our heritage has proved us to be a bunch of bitter wastes of space like you, so why live? Why don't we just tear down everything we've worked for throughout history because it's all pointless. We'll all die anyways, so why bother?
>> [_] Anon 2680917 Why strive for anything greater than our title, why try to prove ourselves better than monkeys at all, if we're a bunch of worthless shits? Your views anger me so much. I mean, yes, people put up so many walls, but have you ever thought about what those stupid monkeys have been able to do? Turn a giant forest/ocean into an organized planet full of technology, architecture, and culture. We have successfully traversed space and made it to a body of rock so many miles away that people from just a century ago thought it would never be possible. We have learned how to split the atom for both weaponized reasons and peaceful reasons, and we're just getting started. I mean, sure, we don't respect our planet enough, but so what?
>> [_] Anon 2680918 Does that mean that we should just give up and return to being monkeys? I say no. We've already proven ourselves better than monkeys, and consequently better than your predictions. I just don't get why you're so pessimistic about it all. It's disgusting how apathetic you are, really. Especially considering the philosophers, who have spent years in nonstop contemplation, and have come to much greater enlightenment than your shitty views on us. While you never stated it directly, I can just feel this sense of superiority that you carry with yourself, to talk down to man's greatest philosophers, to detest humanity's greatest accomplishments, to talk about humans as if they're something different than you, but guess what?
>> [_] Anon 2680920 We're not different from you. No matter how much you hate it, you're one of us. We're not monkeys, but humans. We've spent our entire existence proving you wrong, and while we may be descended from monkeys, we are most certainly not monkeys. We are humans, and we will make an impact on this universe.
>> [_] Anon 2680931 >this is what niggers actually believe
>> [_] Anon 2680941 >># >># >># >># >># >># Look at all these monkeys who think their monkey thoughts matter more than the other moneys thoughts.

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>> [_] Anon 2622930 FUCK, I remember those slide machines from school..
>> [_] Anon 2622931 *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2622932 I could fap to the joy i get of watching this. Sick of christian fags telling everyone we're special, thus given the right to kill our pets for the sake of god.
>> [_] Anon 2622934 >># gb2/r/atheism
>> [_] sage 2622935 And the point he is trying to make is what exactly..? All I got from this video was a sense of smug contrarianism that wouldn't even find a place on the most niche of subreddits.
>> [_] Anon 2622936 >># CIDF pls
>> [_] Anon 2622950 If we're monkeys than we're also fish, now shut the fuck up you stupid smug piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 2622972 >># We are for a while in the womb, indeed.
>> [_] Just another monkey 2622974 >># The point is that humans should be humble in knowing what they really are instead of feeling better than anything that they think they are not.
>> [_] Anon 2622975 >># why don't these people realise their arguments rely entirely on human perception? using human perception to damn human perception is pretty futile ideas are where the really tricky stuff is, not whether we're monkeys or how big the galaxy is
>> [_] Anon 2622978 >># HURRDURRcondescending_crap.swf 5edgy6me
>> [_] Anon 2622979 >># B.. b.. b.. BUT I AM CHOSEN BY A GOD!
>> [_] Anon 2622984 >># kek lemaymays are hitleraious! gr8 p0s7 m8 420c00l1337me
>> [_] Anon 2622987 >># sure showed me with your superior 'I'm a monkey that knows he's a monkey' conciousness brah.
>> [_] Anon 2622989 >># But in a survival standpoint we are superior to everything else, we dominate the planet and have enslaved a few spieces, how are we not superior?
>> [_] Anon 2623000 >># Overall we did a good job, but many species are better than we are in certain fields, nothing new there. But our superiority is just a random trait we developed over time and made is the dominant species in the world as it is. If 100% of the worlds surface would be water fish would be the dominant species of the world. If octopπ would be smarter than they already are and start using tools to hunt prey they would be the dominant species of the water world. And also, how dominant would our minds be if they did not have the ability to use tools? Imagine humans without hands, the smartest shit on the planet, but as powerful as a baby.
>> [_] Anon 2623007 >># All what ifs. We're #1 right now and that's a fact.
>> [_] Anon 2623011 >># It is, there's no doubt to that, we rule this planet. But we sit on wobbly throne made out of bones and one day we will fall of and decay. That's a fact, too.
>> [_] Anon 2623023 >># >posts on reddit for maximum karma
>> [_] Anon 2623046 >># In a human pov. In an ants pov, they are the dominant species in the world, since they outnumber us. In some bacterias pov, they are dominant because they can survive even if the earth turned into a fireball or another ice age hit.
>> [_] Anon 2623050 >># To stop fighting over what separates us.
>> [_] Anon 2623051 this could be a potential for another shitstorm 1. make a trend "The Seventh Kingdom" refferring humans separate from animal 2. watch creationist vs evolutionist beat each other up 3. ??? 4. PROFIT
>> [_] Anon 2623052 >># >The point is that humans should be humble in knowing what they really are Humble compared to fucking what, exactly? Humans have within their brains the most complex assortment of matter in the history of the universe. Anything that is more complex either: 1) Doesn't exist 2) Hasn't been discovered 3) Doesn't WANT to be discovered, and would rather us continue believing ours is the most complex assortment. So when you tell us that we're supposed to be "humble", I can't help but wonder what the fuck you're referring to. >># That's a pretty fucking stupid viewpoint if you ask me. When shit hits the fan at the very end, we're the ones going to be governing spacetravel. Not some stupid bacteria or ants. And we realize it. They don't. Their POV can fuck itself
>> [_] Anon 2623054 >># this video is trying to hard.
>> [_] Anon 2623056 >># >That's a fact, too. Listen, faggot. The only thing that is going to kill humanity is ourselves. And when that happens, it's going to be because we made something BETTER than us to replace us. If we cease to exist, it's going to be on OUR terms. And it's not going to be because we succumbed to death, but because we circumvented it entirely.
>> [_] Anon 2623063 * tips le fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2623068 >># actually, as far as we know certain bacteria are already capable of "space travel" especially via comets, which are essentially huge blocks of ice in which they could be preserved. that's why astronauts don't just strat walking around the second they come back to earth and why material collected from space is checked first. besides, dominance of a species over others doesn't depend on the specie's awareness of the dominance. if it's a superior species to others, it is, whether it knows this or not.
>> [_] Anon 2623072 >># >in the history of the universe Yeah, because we know what happens in the entire universe, retard. And if they are just a little more developed than us, and what is stopping them from reaching us is the huge fucking universe between us? Stop making shitty excuses, what they told you is plainly wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2623073 into le reddit it goes >frogs are nothing more but fish with legs >birds are nothing more but feathered dinosaurs >asteroids are nothing more but small planets >water is nothing more but wet air you take your hot opinions elsewhere
>> [_] Anon 2623074 >># >The only thing that is going to kill humanity is ourselves or a virus/bacteria. one new "species", virulent and violent enough could cause a worldwide pandemic of such proportions only humans in very isolated areas of the world would be left alive. just reminding you that this kind of shit almost happened in the past more than once. had a cure not been found in time we would have been wiped out by some of the most basic lifeforms on earth. oh and, unless you consider it "on our terms" a nuclear catastrophe on a sufficiently large scale could fuck us over pretty hard, and if Fukushima and Chernobyl are anything to go by that is also a possibility. all that is of course excluding the possibility that a large meteor might just decide it wants to crash into our planet and wipe everything out.again. i'm not really defending the flash, but saying only humanity can destroy itself is retarded. we're much more fragile than you'd think.
>> [_] Anon 2623078 >all this buttmad argumentation of existentialism i doubt you watched more than the first 5 slides
>> [_] Anon 2623083 >># >I doubt you even watched for another 3 minutes after you were cringed to death in the first 30 seconds and you'd be right
>> [_] Anon 2623084 >># Just some retards thinking that humans are special and dominant while other retards argue with them.
>> [_] AdamB15 2623086 >># >yfw you realize the background music is the same shit from the montage in Napoleon Dynamite. Man, ain't that grand?
>> [_] Anon 2623090 The monkeys make videos pointing out that monkeys aren't special, when in fact it's just a monkey doing the pointing.
>> [_] Anon 2623102 I agree with the critique to the "humans are the center of the universe" religious point of view. But this video oversimplifies things. Yeah, it's true, we probably are as important as a grain of dust to the universe and its lifespan, but just the fact that we are self conscious about it is fascinating. Plus, as this anon pointed out >># , i've never seen or heard of a monkey pointing out why another monkey is as special as the others. The fact that he made this video is just another a contradiction to the point he makes.
>> [_] Anon 2623109 >># tolerated this for about a minute before I realized nothing this person is talking about could culminate in anything stimulating or special.
>> [_] Anon 2623111 >># >Yeah, because we know what happens in the entire universe, retard. >># >2) Hasn't been discovered lel
>> [_] Anon 2623112 none of this really applies to me Am I always happy? no. Do I try to be content and happy? yes. good enough for me also the only people who I care about what they think of me are my employers because I gotta live stupid flash

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[_] One of my absolute Favorites Nevermore Lieutenant 2419835 Saved on 28th March 2011 at 09:35 p.m. I always like to remember the phrase "Dance Monkeys Dance!" when people around me get worried of angry about irrelevant things, like grades or someones hairstyle. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2419842 Only funny part was the refrence to The Monkeys
>> [_] Anon 2419846 An absolutely euphoric video, clearly made by someone with higher intelligence I tip my hat to you good sir.
>> [_] Anon 2419850 >># >>>leddit
>> [_] Anon 2419864 lots of projecting, literally and figuratively.
>> [_] Anon 2419917 >># Someone hates being called a monkey
>> [_] Anon 2419921 made by a monkey
>> [_] Anon 2419925 Cool. I think that's gonna be one of my favorites now, too.
>> [_] Anon 2419927 >># But then what is relevant?
>> [_] Anon 2419930 >># Jesus the joke just flew over your head in one of those monkey jets
>> [_] Anon 2419935 Anyone have a source on the music?
>> [_] Anon 2419944 >># that was the joke
>> [_] Anon 2419946 >># the euphoria is just blasting out of my butt I now own 2,000 fedoras thank you kind sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar!!!
>> [_] Anon 2419949 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P7JoAt6 Dm8
>> [_] Anon 2419955 >># It was old 6 months ago.
>> [_] Anon 2419956 >># probably just a shitpost, though
>> [_] Anon 2419958 >># Jokes on him. Where more related to rats then monkeys.
>> [_] Anon 2419959 >># we're*
>> [_] Anon 2420020 But-- were not monkeys, were animals-- apes, but not monkeys. Fuck this guy and whoever wrote this for him.
>> [_] Anon 2420022 >># Also chimps hate each other too.
>> [_] Anon 2420041 Humans are apes, not monkeys.
>> [_] Anon 2420042 >># Penguin Café Orchestra
>> [_] Anon 2420063 Replace Monkey with Human and the banality of this video becomes all too apparent.
>> [_] Anon 2420065 >maybe if I call them monkeys a couple hundred times they will feel bad! toppest of keks

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[_] [?] Just a bunch of monkeys Anon 1488539 DANCE, MONKEYS... DANCE!
>> [_] Anon 1488548 It made me cry. Why?
>> [_] Anon 1488549 >># probably cuz it's true
>> [_] Anon 1488561 >># Why was it the moon slide the one that got me?
>> [_] Anon 1488566 So wait, he's just a monkey and his opinion counts for shit and I should ignore everything he just said? Weird.
>> [_] Anon 1488579 >># Except that ignoring everything he just said would make a monkey out of you.
>> [_] Anon 1488584 so, whoever made the flash noticed that humans differ from animals but says that we're just animals? Now, that's one nice thing also, Nietzsche was german, why can't you fuckers pronounce a german name?
>> [_] monkeys anonymous 1488585 the human beeing is more than just a monkey because we inved things like medicine, technology or science. All a money can do is how to get the next banana and thats all. Most of the time animals only care about their babys and all the time of other. A Human or even most of them, care about others a considerable amount more, and exactly this is what makes us to humans and not just to bigger monkeys.
>> [_] monkey (update of post cannot edit the other) anonymous 1488586 the human beeing is more than just a monkey because we inved things like medicine, technology or science. All a money can do is how to get the next banana and thats all. Most of the time animals only care about their babys and not all the time of other. A Human or even most of them, care about others a considerable amount more, and exactly this is what makes us to humans and not just to bigger monkeys.
>> [_] Anon 1488589 Apes. We're apes.
>> [_] Anon 1488592 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwzdVFXJ4 Fk&feature=related
>> [_] Anon 1488602 in b4 nigger jokes
>> [_] Anon 1488623 a monkey is a type of ape.. should of called us orangutans we're closer to them than monkeys or apes in general
>> [_] This monkey right here Anon 1488624 I might be a monkey, but the narrator sounds like one of the biggest tree-fucking, latte drinking, Mac-using, pretentious hipster jerk-offs to ever act like a know it all and simultaneously condescend the entire human race. To summarize: Sometimes one of the monkeys decides that he knows better than all the other monkeys, and feels the need to announce it by telling the other monkeys how stupid and blind they are. He attacks their beliefs, insults their intelligence, and basically blames them for all the problems in existence. Sometimes, the other monkeys suck his dick for doing so! But, they forget that he, too, is a monkey, and frankly, kind of a dick.
>> [_] Anon 1488628 Such self loathing and contempt in his voice.
>> [_] Anon 1488638 >># And just think, some people believe this is totally brilliant because they think condescension = intelligence. Like the people who keep posting this. DID YOU CATCH THAT OP I'M SAYING YOU'RE A FAG LOL.
>> [_] Anon 1488643 Napoleon Dynamite, there we go. I was sitting through the video asking where have i heard this song.... oh and this video was shit, who the fuck cares if we are monkeys.
>> [_] Anon 1488649 but... I don't even like bananas.
>> [_] Anon 1488651 Meh, typical hipster. Complete with condescending "I-am-better-than-thou" attitude and angsty teenage atheism.
>> [_] Anon 1488655 Clearly, all wars were started due to theological differences. Additionally, due to their monkey-status, we should discount the opinion of everyone on Earth, including and especially Nietzsche, with the obvious exception of the maker of this video, who was given a B- on this, a project for his Philosophy 102.
>> [_] Anon 1488656 Wow. Everyone is so freaked out about this. I just think it's funny. Kinda sounds like Dane Cook to me...
>> [_] Anon 1488679 >># You saying this sounds like Dane Cook is, by far, the best troll attempt on this thread.

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[_] [?] be happy Anon 1474503 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1474505 Oh its this oversimplified mess again.
>> [_] Anon 1474515 That was fucking stupid.
>> [_] Anon 1474524 Metaphors are not meant to be strict data, instead of only looking at how you can see it as wrong, what can you see that's right? Nice defense mechanisms, you monkeys.
>> [_] Anon 1474529 creator of this flash is just another monkey
>> [_] Anon 1474682 Wait, according to what he just said, I shouldn't care what he just said, since he's just a monkey. He made a video for the sole purpose of telling us his video doesn't matter? I...what?
>> [_] Anon 1474699 this monkey's video shows us monkies that us monkies aren't better than other monkies, and that we're all just monky monkies, rather than non-monkies, while we're just monkies. we're nothing but monkies.

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[_] [?] dross 1459564
>> [_] SAGE SAGE 1459607 SAGE FOR THE FAGGOT MONKEY!
>> [_] Anon 1459646 >># saging flash.. Yep. Newfag.
>> [_] Anon 1459677 lol'd at the part where the hydrogen bomb was invented due to religion. seriously, anyone that believes this over-simplified and pessimistic view of the human race as truth needs to be shot.
>> [_] Anon 1459679 I'm not a monkey. I'm a Troll.
>> [_] Anon 1459685 I know this guy's voie he had a vlog on youtube, unfortunately dont renember the name. had a black hair and looks a bit like one guy from smash mouth
>> [_] Anon 1459755 >># this whoever made this vid needs to get off his fucking high horse and realize if we are all just a bunch of dysfunctional monkeys that he's one too especially. adding nothing to the world but his demeaning pessimistic ramblings

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[_] [?] Anon 1445919 duality lol Static thinkers are mad >mfw I want to increase my conciousness >mfw I post no face >mfw I choke on a thousand penises Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1445926 i liked it
>> [_] Anon 1445929 this guy doesn't have the appropriate tone for this bit, and should go fuck himself
>> [_] Anon 1445937 >># How do you mean? I honestly am confused.
>> [_] Anon 1445955 This was originally done by Ernie Cline much better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7koaGNDr5 KA
>> [_] anonymous 1446048 >mfw humans aren't monkeys >mfw tell this guy to learn wtf he's talking about >mfw derp a herp derpaderp
>> [_] Anon 1446063 >># it's a description, a metaphor. Yknow? like you learned in elementary school? Sure is simple/closed minded in here. Or perhaps u meant something elsE?
>> [_] Anon 1446095 nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>> [_] Anon 1446104 Im raising awareness! herpaderp derp derp
>> [_] Anon 1446108 >># bs, we are as mechanical as ever. shitfuckfuckfuckvrapshitfuckfogodmiait
>> [_] Anon 1446111 sounds like someone is a butthurt hipster that was raised wealthy and never knew hardship. anyone who does not understand what it is to be poor should never be put into any place of power nor should they talk of change.

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>> [_] Anon 1437346 monkeys APES damnit
>> [_] Anon 1437353 written by a monkey
>> [_] Anon 1437368 a human is not a monkey much in the same way a monkey is not a bear
>> [_] Anon 1437383 >they list reasons they are not animals >opposable thumbs, self awareness >not intelligence what am I reading
>> [_] Anon 1437411 This flash is all just part of your typical braindead thoughtless liberalist mindset and lack of thinking. Typically: "Well this seems like a good idea so I'll do it!" Generally that equates to doing something similar to jumping off a tall building or running in front of a moving freight train. "It seemed like a good idea at the time." Welcome to the 21st century. Enjoy your life while it lasts. Idiots like this will end it. Shortly.
>> [_] Anon 1437412 >># No they won't, they'll be ignored and shit will continue to progress. We've had idiots since forever.
>> [_] rockinbox 1437413 bitches dont know bout my humanity >>#
>> [_] Anon 1437463 inb4 more shitstorm
>> [_] Anon 1437486 > slides advancing before the beep wut
>> [_] dross 1437562 <3
>> [_] dross 1437563 >># dis monkey mad
>> [_] Anon 1437568 >># This. Monkeys =/= apes.

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>> [_] Anon 1423187 so true
>> [_] Wise CAEK !!rGxutZjWR7L 1423188 trying to keep alive
>> [_] Anon 1423194 exactly
>> [_] Anon 1423195 I liked this better when it was done live with more swearing and slightly less preaching.

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[_] [L] Anon 1377938 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1377951 I like when he said "monkeys"
>> [_] Anon 1377958 It's funny because it's true
>> [_] Anon 1377998 just depressing crap.
>> [_] Anon 1378003 >># the monkeys sage things they disagree with.
>> [_] Anon 1378032 >># I sage things because I can
>> [_] Anon 1378089 >># Cheer up emo kid. >># Yet your sage is made irrelevant when someone bumps the thread. That's gotta suck.
>> [_] Anon 1378096 Just arrogant-ass nonsense.
>> [_] Anon 1378103 yeah .... and?
>> [_] Diodorus 1378118 A man is not a monkey in the same way a dog is not a bear.
>> [_] Anon 1378159 call humans monkeys and use "they" instead of "we". And this fucker wants to say humans are egotistical. Yup, ok, what the fuck ever
>> [_] Anon 1378160 animals also hate.
>> [_] Anon 1378163 monkeys that made this made it for other monkeys to watch he hopes to entertain us monkeys its not working
>> [_] Anon 1378164 i want to hit this guy. trying to be funny and make people realize something, but he is only stating the obvious and being a prick.