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[_] π/3 !RadianYdsU 06/30/15(Tue)19:40:40 No.2829571
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)19:47:12 No.2829579
Wait is this guy implying that only humans hate? Or feel the need to fit into group structures?
Thats far from unique to us.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)19:55:38 No.2829583
but I'm not a monkey
I'm a beast
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)19:57:37 No.2829587
>>2829571
*tips fedora*
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)19:58:56 No.2829592
Humans are monkeys... are you fucking serious? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? read a goddamn book
before you pull this pseudo-philosophical garbage out like its the fucking 50's again. Humans are
decedent from APES. APES ARE NOT FUCKING MONKEYS. this is like calling a coy carp a fucking great
white. Beyond this, what makes us think we are special is our ability to cognate so diversely and
with such complexity and detail. This ass-wipe even refers to speech, a uniquely human process,
in his stupid tirade.
Now I'm not saying that we are not animals, nor am I saying other animals don't do some of the
things that we do, but currently we are the only ones who do certain things with the level of
complexity that we do. When fucking gophers start naming themselves, planets or devising complex
scientific and religious understandings of existence, then I'll bow to this crap. But after all
that, this whole thing is negated by the fact this idiot thinks MONKEYS ARE FUCKING APES AND THAT
HUMANS ARE DECEDENT FROM THEM.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:01:13 No.2829594
>>2829592
*descendent.
>Complains about people being retarded and then makes simple spelling mistakes.
Maybe I am a monkey after all....
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:02:20 No.2829596
>>2829594
>....
Faggot.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:06:35 No.2829598
>>2829592
this monkey is autistic and gets mad when other monkeys use the wrong sound
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:10:09 No.2829600
>>2829592
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
and now if you'll excuse me I have important matters to attend
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:10:35 No.2829602
Lmao monkies is a funny word
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:11:01 No.2829603
*tips banana*
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:16:14 No.2829606
>>2829598
This monkey is unable to see I'm just tired of all this fucking pseudo-science garbage people
spout out without ever reading into their subject. The weird thing is I mostly agree with this
guy, humans aren't really all that special, I just don't think he should have posed it in such a
faggy way. People like this always act like they're telling some huge universal truth no one else
ever thought of when it's just pretentious garbage backed with poor science trying to postulate
an idea everyone but a moron would already have had. Only Christians and children think humans
are special. I just wish people wouldn't do this whole 'humans are so foolish thing' when very
few real people even think the way this guy is suggesting.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:23:23 No.2829617
>>2829606
this monkey is amusing
dance more, monkey, dance more
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:25:11 No.2829622
>>2829606
I'm an ET tho
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:26:41 No.2829624
I bet the creator of this thinks he's got it all figured out.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:30:14 No.2829628
Another damn monkey making videos about other monkies.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:30:46 No.2829630
>>2829624
and I bet the creator of this thinks he gets so many adviews and so much youtube money from this
that he be swimmin in monkey bitches
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:31:35 No.2829631
I got a cut from this edge.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:41:45 No.2829640
Damn, this is some middle-school-tier 'depth'. I wonder how many people saw these and were
genuinely impressed.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:44:48 No.2829641
>>2829617
I shall not just dance, I shall also sing you the song of my people.
Are ya ready kids?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)20:46:46 No.2829642
>>2829622
fair enough. I also have no idea why this whole thing pissed me off so much. Twenty minutes later
I can't even remember why I cared. I guess that's the internet for you... well that and rock coke.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)21:00:49 No.2829663
>>2829579
Well no other animal has the awareness to such a degree that they can feel such emotions ?
Non-human animals hunt, they don't hate.
>>2829592
>>2829606
NO ONE CARES ! You're like a fucking nerd that gets worked up as fuck when people confuse some
non-important shit like Dota 2 and LoL. The concept, is the fucking same ! So shut your fucking
trap. The general public doesn't fucking know science / doesn't care, so they categorize those
words for what they mean in GENERAL, to be easier for them to remember.
>>2829624
Well it's what is observed, I would say. He's still just another monkey. But what's to figure out
anyway ? I hate when monkeys say that phrase (even the monkey from the video used it)
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)21:13:34 No.2829677
>>2829663
> that they can feel such emotions
The argument is whether or not animals have consciousness, not whether or not they can feel
'emotion'. A lack of consciousness doesn't necessarily invalidate emotions, idiot.
>NO ONE CARES
Evidently somebody does care. Autistic as he may be, he's right.
>The concept, is the fucking same !
No it's not.
>The general public doesn't fucking know science / doesn't care
Approaching things from an anti-intellectual perspective and trying to appeal to absolutely
everybody is only one of the reasons this video is trash.
>to be easier for them to remember.
No they don't. Fumbling terminology isn't some big shortcut, it's an error.
>Well it's what is observed, I would say
Looking at mankind from a reductionist perspective is the exact opposite of acting from 'what is
observed'.
>But what's to figure out anyway ?
The absurd, anon :).
> I hate when monkeys say that phrase
>dae everything is a monkey meme
Don't you have summer homework to finish, kiddo?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)21:20:42 No.2829691
>>2829663
Now that I'm coming down it's just fucking hilarious how everyone is reacting to my post. It was
pretty autist I'm not going to lie. At least I can spell good while I'm ripped though even if I
turn into a whiny teenager. Regardless, I weirdly agree with you, in part. The terminology is
less important than the over all message. And the over all message of this video is pretentious
drivel badly told by someone with a bad understanding of his subject. 2/10 would not fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)21:23:16 No.2829693
>>2829663
Ps. never played Dota or league of legends. I don't even know what that first one is. Just sayin'.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)22:00:08 No.2829731
>all 6 billion of them
Old media is old.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)22:08:05 No.2829746
>>2829640
this so much
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)22:20:35 No.2829753
>>2829571
*tips le fedora*
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)22:37:28 No.2829765
>>2829592
1. While humans are apes, apes are monkeys, as monkeys are mammals. As you go up the
classification tree and become more general, the terms become less descriptively useful. However,
they remain technically correct.
2. Speech is not uniquely human, just as tool use isn't. We know dolphins and some whales, at
very least, communicate by sound to the point of having personal names. Also, gorillas that have
been taught sign language have taught it to other gorillas (language transmission) and been
observed having conversations when no human was present.
That doesn't change that the guy is a Fedorian.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)22:37:55 No.2829767
>>2829592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxn5cyFz0xg
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)22:41:29 No.2829771
i remember the psych teacher in my highschool played this for us in class, at the end even the
edgiest kid in class was like "damn that guy must be suffering from some serious teen angst"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)22:51:52 No.2829780
FreshmanPhilosophyStudent.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)22:52:26 No.2829781
>>2829571
This is pretty much the definition of pseudointellectualism.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/15(Tue)22:55:28 No.2829786
>>2829767
>I was a fully grown man when I emerged from Babs Bunny's birth canal
