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[_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)05:49 No.2622913
Humans are nothing more but hairless monkeys.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)06:26 No.2622930
FUCK, I remember those slide machines from school..
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)06:26 No.2622931
*tips fedora*
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)06:32 No.2622932
I could fap to the joy i get of watching this. Sick of christian fags telling everyone we're
special, thus given the right to kill our pets for the sake of god.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)06:34 No.2622934
>>2622932
gb2/r/atheism
>> [_] sage 12/07/14(Sun)06:35 No.2622935
And the point he is trying to make is what exactly..? All I got from this video was a sense of
smug contrarianism that wouldn't even find a place on the most niche of subreddits.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)06:35 No.2622936
>>2622934
CIDF pls
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)06:58 No.2622950
If we're monkeys than we're also fish, now shut the fuck up you stupid smug piece of shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)07:33 No.2622972
>>2622950
We are for a while in the womb, indeed.
>> [_] Just another monkey 12/07/14(Sun)07:36 No.2622974
>>2622935
The point is that humans should be humble in knowing what they really are instead of feeling
better than anything that they think they are not.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)07:36 No.2622975
>>2622913
why don't these people realise their arguments rely entirely on human perception? using human
perception to damn human perception is pretty futile
ideas are where the really tricky stuff is, not whether we're monkeys or how big the galaxy is
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)07:38 No.2622978
>>2622913
HURRDURRcondescending_crap.swf
5edgy6me
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)07:40 No.2622979
>>2622974
B.. b.. b.. BUT I AM CHOSEN BY A GOD!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)07:46 No.2622984
>>2622978
kek lemaymays are hitleraious! gr8 p0s7 m8
420c00l1337me
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)07:49 No.2622987
>>2622984
sure showed me with your superior 'I'm a monkey that knows he's a monkey' conciousness brah.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)07:54 No.2622989
>>2622974
But in a survival standpoint we are superior to everything else, we dominate the planet and have
enslaved a few spieces, how are we not superior?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)08:10 No.2623000
>>2622989
Overall we did a good job, but many species are better than we are in certain fields, nothing new
there.
But our superiority is just a random trait we developed over time and made is the dominant
species in the world as it is.
If 100% of the worlds surface would be water fish would be the dominant species of the world.
If octopπ would be smarter than they already are and start using tools to hunt prey they would be
the dominant species of the water world.
And also, how dominant would our minds be if they did not have the ability to use tools?
Imagine humans without hands, the smartest shit on the planet, but as powerful as a baby.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)08:20 No.2623007
>>2623000
All what ifs.
We're #1 right now and that's a fact.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)08:24 No.2623011
>>2623007
It is, there's no doubt to that, we rule this planet.
But we sit on wobbly throne made out of bones and one day we will fall of and decay.
That's a fact, too.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)08:44 No.2623023
>>2622913
>posts on reddit for maximum karma
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)09:54 No.2623046
>>2622989
In a human pov.
In an ants pov, they are the dominant species in the world, since they outnumber us.
In some bacterias pov, they are dominant because they can survive even if the earth turned into a
fireball or another ice age hit.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)10:01 No.2623050
>>2622935
To stop fighting over what separates us.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)10:17 No.2623051
this could be a potential for another shitstorm
1. make a trend "The Seventh Kingdom" refferring humans separate from animal
2. watch creationist vs evolutionist beat each other up
3. ???
4. PROFIT
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)10:23 No.2623052
>>2622974
>The point is that humans should be humble in knowing what they really are
Humble compared to fucking what, exactly?
Humans have within their brains the most complex assortment of matter in the history of the
universe. Anything that is more complex either:
1) Doesn't exist
2) Hasn't been discovered
3) Doesn't WANT to be discovered, and would rather us continue believing ours is the most complex
assortment.
So when you tell us that we're supposed to be "humble", I can't help but wonder what the fuck
you're referring to.
>>2623046
That's a pretty fucking stupid viewpoint if you ask me.
When shit hits the fan at the very end, we're the ones going to be governing spacetravel. Not
some stupid bacteria or ants. And we realize it. They don't.
Their POV can fuck itself
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)10:31 No.2623054
>>2622913
this video is trying to hard.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)10:32 No.2623056
>>2623011
>That's a fact, too.
Listen, faggot.
The only thing that is going to kill humanity is ourselves. And when that happens, it's going to
be because we made something BETTER than us to replace us. If we cease to exist, it's going to be
on OUR terms. And it's not going to be because we succumbed to death, but because we circumvented
it entirely.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)10:46 No.2623063
* tips le fedora*
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)10:56 No.2623068
>>2623052
actually, as far as we know certain bacteria are already capable of "space travel" especially via
comets, which are essentially huge blocks of ice in which they could be preserved. that's why
astronauts don't just strat walking around the second they come back to earth and why material
collected from space is checked first.
besides, dominance of a species over others doesn't depend on the specie's awareness of the
dominance. if it's a superior species to others, it is, whether it knows this or not.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)11:03 No.2623072
>>2623052
>in the history of the universe
Yeah, because we know what happens in the entire universe, retard.
And if they are just a little more developed than us, and what is stopping them from reaching us
is the huge fucking universe between us?
Stop making shitty excuses, what they told you is plainly wrong.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)11:04 No.2623073
into le reddit it goes
>frogs are nothing more but fish with legs
>birds are nothing more but feathered dinosaurs
>asteroids are nothing more but small planets
>water is nothing more but wet air
you take your hot opinions elsewhere
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)11:05 No.2623074
>>2623056
>The only thing that is going to kill humanity is ourselves
or a virus/bacteria. one new "species", virulent and violent enough could cause a worldwide
pandemic of such proportions only humans in very isolated areas of the world would be left alive.
just reminding you that this kind of shit almost happened in the past more than once. had a cure
not been found in time we would have been wiped out by some of the most basic lifeforms on earth.
oh and, unless you consider it "on our terms" a nuclear catastrophe on a sufficiently large scale
could fuck us over pretty hard, and if Fukushima and Chernobyl are anything to go by that is also
a possibility.
all that is of course excluding the possibility that a large meteor might just decide it wants to
crash into our planet and wipe everything out.again.
i'm not really defending the flash, but saying only humanity can destroy itself is retarded.
we're much more fragile than you'd think.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)11:09 No.2623078
>all this buttmad argumentation of existentialism
i doubt you watched more than the first 5 slides
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)11:16 No.2623083
>>2623078
>I doubt you even watched for another 3 minutes after you were cringed to death in the first 30
seconds
and you'd be right
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)11:17 No.2623084
>>2623078
Just some retards thinking that humans are special and dominant while other retards argue with
them.
>> [_] AdamB15 12/07/14(Sun)11:18 No.2623086
>>2623078
>yfw you realize the background music is the same shit from the montage in Napoleon Dynamite.
Man, ain't that grand?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)12:27 No.2623090
The monkeys make videos pointing out that monkeys aren't special, when in fact it's just a monkey
doing the pointing.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)12:41 No.2623102
I agree with the critique to the "humans are the center of the universe" religious point of view.
But this video oversimplifies things.
Yeah, it's true, we probably are as important as a grain of dust to the universe and its
lifespan, but just the fact that we are self conscious about it is fascinating.
Plus, as this anon pointed out >>2623090 , i've never seen or heard of a monkey pointing out why
another monkey is as special as the others. The fact that he made this video is just another a
contradiction to the point he makes.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)12:46 No.2623109
>>2622913
tolerated this for about a minute before I realized nothing this person is talking about could
culminate in anything stimulating or special.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)12:51 No.2623111
>>2623072
>Yeah, because we know what happens in the entire universe, retard.
>>2623052
>2) Hasn't been discovered
lel
>> [_] Anonymous 12/07/14(Sun)12:54 No.2623112
none of this really applies to me
Am I always happy? no.
Do I try to be content and happy? yes.
good enough for me
also the only people who I care about what they think of me are my employers because I gotta live
stupid flash
