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[_] Dude, SO Anon 3410484
>> [_] Anon 3410486 ARE YOU READY?
>> [_] Anon 3410487 FOR HALO REACH?
>> [_] Anon 3410496 Alyx
>> [_] Anon 3410507 do kids these days even get excited for video games anymore?
>> [_] Anon 3410540 >># I'm moderately excited for Halo: Reach. It will be on PC tomorrow. Don't know about the kids.
>> [_] Anon 3410543 >># I bet its hard to when half the internet falls under r9k levels of bitter asshole. Get excited about anything and they'll be right there to squash down any anticipation and joy.

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[_] Anon 3384251 Halo Reach for PC got announced a few days ago. Posting a classic in celebration. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3384268 Truly a classic
>> [_] Anon 3384282 cant beat the classics
>> [_] Anon 3384303 Ok now that's a classic.
>> [_] Anon 3384304 >># >># >># >3 anons immediately call the animation a classic I thought All Your Base was considered classic. At least Mr.Stabby or something. Christ I'm old.
>> [_] Anon 3384315 yeah, i cant wait to play it, but as the same time i'm worried. if halo reach in xbox was filled with hackers and cheaters, cant wait to see how long it takes for them to get to the pc version. i hope they make it so you can just search for servers on the net, thanks to that i can still play the Halo CE.
>> [_] Anon 3384316 >># you're an idiot.
>> [_] Anon 3384324 /v/irgins cancer...
>> [_] Anon 3384333 >># On the announcement tweet, they said that Reach and the Master Chief Collection would have a custom game browser. I hope that means that players will be allowed to host their own game servers.
>> [_] Anon 3384334 >># I mean once something's at least a decade old, you're allowed to consider it a classic
>> [_] Anon 3384340 >># I'd say there's a quality value to it as well. Shit from 10 years ago won't be classic. Stupid newgrounds attentionwhoring by Egofaptor isn't a classic. Maybe his remake of Awesome Center would be a classic, because it was the only good and the remake has some actual production value, even if the file itself isn't over 10 years old NCH's remake of /v/ rage, isn't a classic for example, because he cut parts of it (WHERE'S CONSOLES CAN'T COMBINE FAGGOT), because he though "hurr durr people won't understand that in todays world anymore".

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[_] Anon 2766754 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2766815 I literally stopped breathing for 10 seconds, what the actual fuck
>> [_] Anon 2766817 How did I ever find this cuck funny? All he does is scream and make poopy jokes.
>> [_] jon 2766819 Oh.
>> [_] Anon 2766849 this wasn't funny before, it's not funny now.
>> [_] Anon 2766851 >># >># >># >># What did Egoraptor do break your heart? Didn't give ya the reach around?
>> [_] Anon 2766855 I remember when my friend showed me this while we where waiting for Reach to come out. Now all Egoraptor makes is shitty unfunny lets plays with shitty unfunny people.
>> [_] Anon 2766857 >># And he's the worst one on there
>> [_] Anon 2766858 >># >># >># >># >># >># Jon fags.
>> [_] Anon 2766859 >># He just isn't funny unless you're ten.
>> [_] Anon 2766860 >># I dont know, the forced LolFemale and LolBritish are pretty shit awful
>> [_] Anon 2766861 >># >Implying GG wasnt only funny because of Jon
>> [_] Anon 2766862 >># >Thinking Arin is funny >Thinking anyone who doesn't share your shit taste is a jonfag Cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2766864 >># ayy lmao is worse but the aussie is still better than arin
>> [_] Anon 2766865 >># He's just not funny. >># That Jon guy wasn't funny either. Gamegrumps was never funny.
>> [_] Anon 2766869 >># >># >># Halo is garbage. Halo Reach was the worst. Egoraptor was right. It eats at your inside.
>> [_] Anon 2766871 >># >Still think Arin is funny >Still using the same argument but using Halo instead Pure Cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2766873 >># >Halo Reach was the worst. >Implying ODST wasnt like swallowing rusty barbed wire
>> [_] Anon 2766874 >># >># same fag. its just you and me here.
>> [_] Anon 2766879 >># I think it me, you and maybe one or two other guys, but I think they left
>> [_] Anon 2766880 >># >if you dislike one faggot that must mean you love this other faggot they're both faggots
>> [_] Anon 2766885 >># >># 24/7 fagfest. What are we even arguing about? Gamegrumps isn't for everybody. Egoraptor isn't for everybody. There is no accounting for taste.
>> [_] Anon 2766893 Artist's privilege. Egoraptor flew onto the scene on the wings of Metal Gear Awesome. And it was awesome. But an artist doesn't have to be awesome, and he can choose to stab his fanbase in the back whenever he likes. Just as Arthur Conan Doyle killed off Sherlock Holmes, Egoraptor killed off his own Awesome series with this animation, and in the time since has pretty much proven about as good at spontaneous humor as Doyle was at writing historical novels.
>> [_] Anon 2766898 >># wow, you act like he attacked you personally.

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[_] old shit Anon 2656147
>> [_] Anon 2656148 >># He's a jew grump now.
>> [_] Anon 2656179 Man, Egoraptor was really REACHing for comedy in this
>> [_] Anon 2656181 every time i see a jewgrounds ad that doesnt load i feel so satisfied
>> [_] Anon 2656292 >># just like everything hes ever done. the man isnt funny
>> [_] Anon 2656301 too bad this game was shit

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[_] Ego-Halo Anon 1988643
>> [_] Anon 1988646 nobodys_response_to_xbox_one_announcemen t.swf
>> [_] Anon 1988656 aaand then the police showed up
>> [_] Anon 1988712 hahah my sides
>> [_] Anon 1988722 I wish egoraptor did animations and not just game grumps.
>> [_] Anon 1988727 well that escalated quickly
>> [_] Anon 1988891 yup, prety much my reaction to getting reach.
>> [_] Anon 1988903 >># >Being this new.

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[_] [?] Awesome Reach Anon 1466755 Are you ready?
>> [_] Anon 1466882 Reaction Faces: The Movie
>> [_] Adam 1466889 >># Ready? ....ready doesn't EVEN

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[_] [?] A depiction of the average Xbox fan Anon 1460350 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1460361 Xbox is for pros. PS3 Casual. Wii has no gaems
>> [_] Anon 1460372 >A depiction of the average Xbox fan >Huge flailing penises I wish I was an average Xbox fan.
>> [_] Anon 1460379 dude this is my reaction towards MVC3
>> [_] Anon 1460397 really? dude that $60 there you don't break a $60 Xbox360 (or PS3) game into dust then snort it. that what crack. if you must snort VGs then you either do it with a Wii game or and old great game from xbox or PS1/PS2.
>> [_] Anon 1460413 >># You have the PS3 mixed up with the Wii
>> [_] Anon 1460444 >># i think it from point of view. although Xbox id probably going to stay pro only because you are paying to play online so your going to work hard at being good so that you not some idiot noob that just sitting on money.
>> [_] Anon 1460487 People People People..the only real pro gaming system is a PC
>> [_] Anon 1460508 >># >this is what Wii owners actually think
>> [_] Anon 1460533 hank venture fucking loves halo reach
>> [_] Anon 1460537 >># This.
>> [_] Anon 1460546 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1460552 did he just bite his own dick?
>> [_] Anon 1460557 >># You must be 12, because I can't understand what the fuck you typed.

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[_] [?] Ready doesn't even fucking describe it. Anon 1434135
>> [_] Anon 1434188 reach is gay
>> [_] Anon 1434194 >># agreed
>> [_] Anon 1434195 i was a huge halo fan from 1 to 3 but reach,,, common WTF MICROSOFT YOU SUCK
>> [_] Anon 1434200 I thought Gears of Awesome was kind of funny but this is just... stupid
>> [_] Anon 1434202 C'mon now guys, This game for one is pretty good and This video describes how hipe every 12 year old was about it when it first came out. I think we can all agree.
>> [_] Anon 1434203 Egoraptor stopped being good when he became Egoraptor.
>> [_] Anon 1434253 >># even being a fan of halo 1 is a betrayal of the gaming community
>> [_] Anon 1434325 >># you are such a newfag

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[_] [?] Egoraper Anon 1417921 Oh my god!
>> [_] Anon 1417951 what the fuck was that.
>> [_] Anon 1417961 oh egoraptor, how you have fallen.
>> [_] Anon 1417987 egoraper GTFU!! YOU SUCK!!!
>> [_] Anon 1418009 looks like the quality of entertainment in egoraptor's flashes has fallen drastically...oh dear
>> [_] Anon 1418021 Wat.
>> [_] Anon 1418038 Well.... that was... something.....
>> [_] Anon 1418073 It's nice to see that people still recognize that Egoraptor is a parody artist.

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[_] [?] ARE YOU READY FOR Egonigger 1412154 Right click > play Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1412163 anyone wanna play reach? gamertag: I3arricuda
>> [_] Dr. Killshot !!829ll4qfSQw 1412165 I crushed my disk and snorted it too. Best $60 I ever spent.
>> [_] Anon 1412180 Yep, that sums up /v/ when they aren't trying to troll a game.
>> [_] Anon 1412217 This is what Halo Fan Boys actually believe.
>> [_] Anon 1412269 worst episode of the awesome series.
>> [_] Anon 1412324 typical halo fanboys

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[_] [?] Anon 1404131 REACH(around)!
>> [_] Anon 1404138 Ego Raptor is just a fucking idiot. Dhus he really think this weird shit is funny? Fhuquing Wheird! HEY EGO RAPTOR GO FUCK YOURSELF AND STOP MAKING THIS LAME STUPID SHIT!!
>> [_] Anon 1404139 >># >buttpain, buttpain and tears, lots and lots of tears.
>> [_] Anon 1404142 FUCK YOU DUMB CUNT >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 1404144 >># The guy has been trying to troll all threads on /f/ for some time now. Pay no heed.
>> [_] Anon 1404158 To the last poster: Why not? It's fun to tell this limp worm dick how much his stuff sucks. maybe someday he'll actually figure that out and be too embarrassed to post his dumb shit anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1404161 I know someone who will be like this when Black Ops comes out...
>> [_] Anon 1404169 You just wasted 60 dollars!
>> [_] Anon 1404258 some anons are trying to hard to make /f/ not suck as bad tonite... a repost never makes anything better :(
>> [_] Anon 1404263 It was pretty silly the first time. I jst don't know now......
>> [_] A Naughty Moose 1404307 what the fuck did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1404321 >press play >go to a different tab >hear the most violent, gay sex ever
>> [_] Anon 1404339 >hear the most violent, gay sex ever hahah fucking this
>> [_] Anon 1404349 >># >Tried it >Fucking lol'd

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[_] [?] I'm fucking sick of touhou Anon 1399049 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1399142 Apparently nobody wants to admit the amount of truth in this flash. All hype, no game.
>> [_] Anon 1399157 why did he bite that guys boner?
>> [_] Anon 1399187 >># you know that's pretty much the only question i have too... wierd

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[_] [?] Awesome REACH Nobody2 1390954 OH GOD SOOO GOOOOD Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1390956 casuals.
>> [_] Anon 1390959 Reaction Image: The Movie
>> [_] Anon 1390962 lol cool, i was expecting the crapp<y troll flash
>> [_] Anon 1390963 And so his work begins it's long roll downhill
>> [_] Anon 1390971 >># > Implying any of his stuff can be considered a work of art Boy you so craaaazy!
>> [_] G. D. !!k1u7swmD0lH 1390974 ...what the fuck did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1390978 I dunno it...it sums it up.
>> [_] Anon 1390981 I'd say the last episode of Girl-Chan in Paradise was where he jumped the shark, but it's more like he missed the jump completely, pitched face first in the middle of the tank, and disappeared in a cloud of blood
>> [_] Anon 1390986 Really depicts Halo fans well...
>> [_] Anon 1390990 Hah, look at those casuals, they even stand their 360 up.
>> [_] Anon 1390992 Holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 1390993 this was bah
>> [_] Anon 1391002 >># >implying it wasn't at least humorous before with a minimum of 10 seconds thought involved
>> [_] Anon 1391026 thats pretty funny for a fagtank flash i like the fake loadtime when you have blocked the ad
>> [_] Anon 1391032 wheres the Easter egg?
>> [_] Anon 1391100 I assume this is supposed to be funny?
>> [_] Anon 1391103 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1391116 I love this flash. I can't stop watching it. I don't care what everyone else says, this is hilarious, and the animation is like something out of a Heavy Metal music video from the 80's done on acid. It's aaaaawwessome.
>> [_] Anon 1391121 the visuals are amazing but frankly it's just not that funny. There's no actual jokes or criticism about the game itself -- it's just a bunch of expressions from idiotic frat-boys. He needs to do more stuff like metal gear awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1391129 >># >Implying that he can do that anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1391130 >># glad im not the only one
>> [_] Anon 1391133 what i watched was like 4chan???
>> [_] Anon 1391134 >># MGA2 was only 2 years ago. I think the whole Girlchan in paradise thing got out of hand (as in, it shouldn't have been a continued series -- he killed the fucking joke) and it ruined his sense of humor.
>> [_] Anon 1391168 He says he hasn't actuallyed played the game itself and the flash is supposed to poke fun at halo fanboys.
>> [_] Anon 1391170 >># Finally someone in here who isnt a flaming faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1391171 >># >the visuals are amazing but frankly it's just not that funny. There's no actual jokes or criticism about the game itself -- it's just a bunch of expressions from idiotic frat-boys. So is Halo: Reach. That's the joke.
>> [_] Anon 1391176 Haha, one of them bites the others dick
>> [_] Anon 1391195 Haw, verbatim. EgoRaptor, you are a king among kings.
>> [_] Anon 1391196 Umm, Ok... I was kind of hoping to see some gameplay, but I was kicked back to the start screen.
>> [_] Anon 1391209 >># gerrai. as if that's the joke.
>> [_] Anon 1391211 I have to admit, if EgoRaptor did nothing but these short silly animations, he'd actually be doing okay. I do commend him for actually taking time to make his animations fluid, and not look like shit. He really does have a talent, and hopefully we can see it put to a more serious use someday. I don't care if it's funny or dramatic, but just a long work without the "awesome whatever" cliche thrown in.
>> [_] Anon 1391213 >># too bad he's a sellout though
>> [_] Anon 1391220 >># wat?
>> [_] Anon 1391230 >># If you read the description of the flash on Newgrounds, he says that he never even played Reach. It's just a joke about the Halo fanbase, and I must say, it's fairly accurate.
>> [_] Anon 1391235 >># >implying I'd go to NG just for this shitty flash
>> [_] Anon 1391238 >># >the visuals are amazing but frankly it's just not that funny. There's no actual jokes or criticism about the game itself -- it's just a bunch of expressions from idiotic frat-boys. He needs to do more stuff like metal gear awesome. Implying that this is NOT the absolute CORE element of gameplay in Halo.
>> [_] Anon 1391239 "Egoraptor is a sellout" "He used to be good" "I liked him before he was popular" Fuck Egoraptor's flash, you people are the real joke.
>> [_] Anon 1391265 >># That's what I thought. The orignal Halo was good and somewhat original (maybe), and the rest were just copies...
>> [_] /a/ !!jhgVZ1bcEDg 1391269 xD so randim becuz they r do drug lol!!!!!1
>> [_] Anon 1391286 I think girl-chan gets progressively funnier.
>> [_] Anon 1391295 >># Once you get out of your parents house and set foot in the real world for once, getting paid for your hard work wont seem so evil after all.