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[_] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 3023210 Uploaded the wrong deer vid Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3023211 >using rocket launcher in DOOM
>> [_] Anon 3023235 Bad rats gibs physics
>> [_] Anon 3023261 You've got the touch... You've got the poooower.... YEAH!
>> [_] Anon 3023291 LUDICROUS GIBS
>> [_] Anon 3023292 >># >using berserker pack
>> [_] Anon 3023332 fucking rekt
>> [_] Anon 3023336 >># i need this made.
>> [_] Anon 3023353 >># I think he's quoting something that was made. I'm pretty sure I've seen it before.
>> [_] Anon 3023360 >># >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhQCdovd LQY
>> [_] Anon 3023363 This is truly natural selection. Why the fuck would any creature pick that moment to run across when a massive metal beast with two glow eyes is rapidly approaching. Deer are fucking stupid.
>> [_] Anon 3023374 oh deer

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[_] BOOM!!! Anon 2634303
>> [_] Anon 2634304 It fucking exploded
>> [_] Anon 2634305 Eviscerated, look at all dem guts!
>> [_] Anon 2634307 #Deer Lives Matter
>> [_] Anon 2634309 Purple Rain.
>> [_] Anon 2634314 Allahu akbar
>> [_] Anon 2634316 New thing learned: The same thing can happen to me.
>> [_] Anon 2634326 Fake.
>> [_] BananaBoat 2634331 if he hadn't slowed down he would have had way less damage to his car
>> [_] Anon 2634337 HANDS UP DONT SHOOT
>> [_] Anon 2634357 Dammit, too dark, can't cross the street. Nice, finally some light, now it's save t - the deers last thoughts
>> [_] Anon 2634362 The other deer later burned down the forest and looted each other's food reserves in protest.
>> [_] Anon 2634365 >># seems legit
>> [_] Anon 2634368 >># are you fucking retarded? the cops lights were on, whatever reason he was speeding, he was probably doing 80+
>> [_] Anon 2634383 This is why you should wear a reflector during the winter if you live in the northern hemisphere.
>> [_] Anon 2634386 Normally, when you hit a deer, if the kill is good, you keep the meat. I don't think the kill is good.
>> [_] Anon 2634387 CRITICAL HIT!!!
>> [_] Anon 2634398 I remember finding this as an mpeg on the servers at a former job. filename was "splodeythedeer"

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[_] You Raff, You Ruse Anon 2282803
>> [_] Anon 2282810 fucking watermarks lern2pirate
>> [_] Anon 2282813 holy goddamn, disintegrated
>> [_] Dongolev 2282815 I ruse every time
>> [_] Anon 2282876 #rekt
>> [_] Anon 2282881 CRITICAL HIT!
>> [_] Anon 2282885 >># it's super effective!
>> [_] Anon 2282910 poor car ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2282946 bambi! :(
>> [_] Damn Anon 2282948 The way that deer exploded...Critical hit 9999+
>> [_] Anon 2282949 >># >># >># I fucking hate you
>> [_] Anon 2282950 serves the fucker right for driving without his highbeams on
>> [_] Anon 2282951 gross
>> [_] Anon 2282954 >># Deer don't care. >Wow! I am surrounded by all this grass >I am gonna jump in front of this loud bright thing just to see if that other grass is better Deer are retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2282959 did someone stick a landmine inside that deer or something?

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[_] Furry friday! Anon 2061198
>> [_] Anon 2061212 Yo, that niggah just got blown the fuck up!
>> [_] Anon 2061285 What the actual fuck I had to watch it a couple times to figure out what happened
>> [_] Anon 2061289 fake and gay
>> [_] Anon 2061306 =3
>> [_] Anon 2061328 damn is the car ok?
>> [_] Anon 2061341 IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY WATCHING ROBOCOP!
>> [_] Anon 2061349 >># like your penis
>> [_] Anon 2061353 >># >this reference >that scene >my sides

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[_] wtf wendsday Anon 2049521 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2049624 What the FUCK had that deer been eating? It fucking EXPLODED when hit.
>> [_] Anon 2049634 SPLAT!
>> [_] Anon 2049637 >># HOLY SHIT DID WE SEE THE SAME VIDEO?
>> [_] Anon 2049682 Mmmm, juicy!
>> [_] Anon 2049691 did it died
>> [_] Anon 2049710 >># deer was kill
>> [_] Anon 2049749 >># no
>> [_] Anon 2049763 >># wow

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[_] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 2008744 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2008756 I don't see what's so funny about that. What are you, 12?
>> [_] Anon 2008763 stupid fucking deer, hope the cop arrested it.
>> [_] Anon 2008770 loldeer
>> [_] Anon 2008774 BURD
>> [_] Anon 2008846 >># You didn't find a exploding deer followed by a loud sound funny?
>> [_] Anon 2008866 venision anyone?
>> [_] Anon 2008956 >># Damn. I lost.
>> [_] Anon 2008959 >># thats death

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[_] Anon 1925672
>> [_] Anon 1925677 Hold on to your butts But seriously, that's gotta suck
>> [_] Anon 1925680 Instantly reminded me of a boomer.
>> [_] Anon 1925687 oh deer, how horrible
>> [_] Anon 1925711 It doesn't sound like he even tried to stop until after he hit it. Maybe its just the mic.
>> [_] Anon 1925719 RIP headphone users
>> [_] Anon 1925725 HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES OH GOD WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1925729 be grillin' tonite
>> [_] Anon 1925730 >># if there's no way of avoiding hitting a deer, don't slam on you brakes or even touch them until after it hits. if you do there's the risk it will fly up into your windshield and do even more damage and possibly kill you along with it.
>> [_] Anon 1925769 >># This. Deer are fucking retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1925783 So Faahnny flash
>> [_] Anon 1925785 >># Yeah, really. It's terrible to laugh at it, really, but it's so surreal to see it kind of just instagib. Too used to games nowadays where physics deaths are all ragdolls, you forget that the impact of car on soft flesh is rarely clean.
>> [_] Anon 1925805 >># >># sure is casual in here today
>> [_] Anon 1925849 It's the shower of bambi bits after the hit that made me chuckle...4chan has turned me into an evil bastard.
>> [_] Anon 1925850 >># my right ear loved this
>> [_] Anon 1925852 >># youre not even using it right newfag
>> [_] Anon 1925855 Holy shit! He got turned into applesauce!
>> [_] Anon 1925899 why would not come on here before turning down your headphones?

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[_] Anon 1867647 Love you Floyd.
>> [_] Anon 1867659 Gad damn man, fucking shit.
>> [_] Anon 1867714 Did he died?
>> [_] Anon 1867717 The deer was full of C4, New deer hunter demo? These are some sick graphics. Really realistic.
>> [_] Anon 1867750 Well, I watched this twice and then I wondered why he didn't clean his windshield.
>> [_] Anon 1867774 >># The exact same thing I did.
>> [_] Anon 1867779 BOOM!!!!!

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[_] Anon 1861417
>> [_] Anon 1861426 The blood...was purple... Why was it purple? WHY WAS IT PURPLE? WAS IT A FUCKING ALIEN? HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ALREADY HERE, MASQUERADING AS WILDLIFE ANIMALS AAAARGH It's 5am here
>> [_] Anon 1861429 giddamn JIHADIST DEER take yer ullah mohammed crap AND GO BACK TO YER OWN CUNTRY white power
>> [_] Anon 1861435 Allahu Antler
>> [_] Anon 1861441 That SFX on impact... mmmmm
>> [_] Anon 1861447 >># It was the fucking blue light plus red blood that made it purple dumbass.
>> [_] Anon 1861485 Goddamn, it exploded
>> [_] Anon 1861487 R.I.P. Deer.
>> [_] Anon 1861499 wild deer used self destruct not very effective
>> [_] Anon 1861520 That thing died the fuck to death.
>> [_] Anon 1861532 >># >implying SFX I take it you've not seen the aftermath of when a deer gets rammed by a car.
>> [_] Anon 1861557 I've had this happen to me before. I live out in deer country. Except it was a buck and I was in a truck. Yes when driving fast enough a deer will explode in a similar fassion: same for any other large animal although typically it causes mreo damage to your car. Deer I hit nearly went through my windshield and the force felt like I hit a massive speedbump while going 55mph. These creatures are so god damn stupid, they literally wait until a car comes and then sprint. Even a bird knows when the fuck to get on the road and off it. It was hard for me to take Bambi seriously as a child because I already knew that the most realistic interpretation of a sentient deer would be constantly saying "BIRRRD! BIRRRD!" throughout it's life, never growing beyond that phase.
>> [_] Anon 1861562 how the fuck does it explode like that
>> [_] Anon 1861570 >># Reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMXovAuC KA

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[_] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 1810818 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1810846 i think thats the first time ive seen a deer esplode on camera.
>> [_] Zenon 1810848 The Deer just Disintergrated
>> [_] notfaggot 1810849 SFW and FLV toolbox shills pls go
>> [_] Anon 1810850 someone needs to make a hood version of this, seriously
>> [_] Anon 1810859 How many horses does it take to squash a deer? The same amount it takes to build a Ram.
>> [_] notfaggot 1810860 >># gay spellings >># >># both have inappropriate capitalizations >># hooding this would be gay I think we can safely assume that everyone who isn't me here is an Eltima Software shill
>> [_] >># 1810865 >># Nope the spelling is right, you just are a bit slow on why.
>> [_] notfaggot 1810867 >># It's not about being right, it's about being gay (and it's still incorrectly spelled because it's an unfunny meme/foreign). Either way, you're a shill, and so is the OP who apparently couldn't find anything funnier to challenge people with.
>> [_] Anon 1810884 I lost a nanosecond after clicking as I knew what was coming as I've seen this flash before.
>> [_] Anon 1810891 >># >># isfaggot troll.
>> [_] >># & >># 1810894 >># Not a meme or foreign, so you definitely missed it.
>> [_] Anon 1810899 Damn, he didn't even say anything or immediately slow down. You'd think he'd say "OH SHIT!" or something. Must have nerves of steel. Maybe it's a cop thing.
>> [_] Anon 1810902 >># Or he's in severe shock, an puked after he pulled over.
>> [_] Anon 1810903 >># That could be a possibility too, I guess.
>> [_] Anon 1810985 I laughed as soon as I saw the file name.
>> [_] Anon 1811008 i masturbated to this video
>> [_] Anon 1811010 No! You dumb fuck!

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[_] you laugh you lose Anon 1769955 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1769960 It was like a shower of meat confetti!
>> [_] Anon 1769965 That's so fake it's not funny.
>> [_] Anon 1769967 Wouldn't a deer total a car?
>> [_] Anon 1770061 >># Usually yes, but a police interceptor with a reinforced frame and a front ram?
>> [_] Anon 1770113 >># summers over
>> [_] Anon 1770123 Oh, you dumb fucker.
>> [_] Anon 1770140 Dat impact.
>> [_] !XKeionPCcw 1770146 Why is it blue?
>> [_] Anon 1770154 I'd kill 20 cops to save one deer.
>> [_] Anon 1770157 >># still shouldn't EXPLODE like that.

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[_] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 1764764
>> [_] Anon 1764766 Serves him right. Fucking jaywalkers.
>> [_] Anon 1764830 >># Video didn't get me but goddamn that comment did.
>> [_] Anon 1764836 You can only hear the video in the right speaker/headphone. Which is somewhat annoying.
>> [_] Anon 1764847 >># Wow, that's amazing! Personally I can't hear the video at all, only audio.
>> [_] Anon 1764851 The comments ITT are funnier than the video. But that did seem like a solid hit. Police cruisers are pretty beefy, and they've got that thing in front.
>> [_] Anon 1764853 that deer blew right the fuck up
>> [_] Anon 1764859 was there a quarter-pound of c-4 in that fucking deer how did that shit explode like that?????
>> [_] Anon 1764868 >># cop was going pretty fucking fast, and it nailed that thing dead on
>> [_] Anon 1764869 This is fucking horrible and yet I could not stop from smirking. I feel ashamed of myself for having to fight the urge to laugh. :(
>> [_] Anon 1764870 Didn't know you had Deers packing bombs in America
>> [_] Anon 1764873 Cop was probably doing at least 90mph and police cruisers have reinforced front ends for takedown maneuvers, making them very rigid for impact. Hit a soft target with a ton of metal going 90 mph or higher and it's like hitting a pizza pocket with a 5 pound sledge.
>> [_] Anon 1764876 well now i've decided my next car has to be a retired cop cruiser
>> [_] Anon 1764880 the sound and explosion did it for me, watched it another 3 times
>> [_] Anon 1764885 Jihadist deer ALLAHU ELKBAR
>> [_] Anon 1764905 thats a loss im willing to accept

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[_] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 1729143
>> [_] Anon 1729167 Looks like I win.
>> [_] Anon 1729196 Carmageddon in real life
>> [_] Anon 1729247 i lost
>> [_] Anon 1729275 ...... It fucking exploded
>> [_] Anon 1729283 all I saw was a black screen
>> [_] Anon 1729320 Holy fuck it exploded
>> [_] Anon 1729323 It woulda been funnier if he had kept driving.

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[_] [L] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 1693358 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1693360 Somebody to shoop the deer with a pony.
>> [_] Anon 1693362 >># That's not even a correctly made sentence. How does it feel to know us ponyfags aren't complete retards like you.
>> [_] Anon 1693363 holy shit that explosion on impact O.o
>> [_] Anon 1693365 >># lol why u so mad tho?
>> [_] Anon 1693368 >># Why are you so summer, though?
>> [_] Anon 1693373 >># this is exactly why people hate you "bronies" you're pushy elitist assholes
>> [_] Anon 1693374 >># You people still think 4chan summer exists?
>> [_] Anon 1693377 i was laughing when i read the filename
>> [_] Anon 1693378 Cop obviously sucks at driving. Even I saw the damn thing and my vision sucks! Avoiding animals on the road is easy as long as you pay attention.
>> [_] Anon 1693379 Damn, the thing fucking exploded.
>> [_] Anon 1693381 /bump... splat...be a dear and spit a tear for the ded deer T^T
>> [_] Anon 1693384 >># Calm down manchild
>> [_] Anon 1693387 Hurr ahm a durr!
>> [_] Anon 1693391 Hell... HERE I GO!
>> [_] Anon 1693398 more like eternal september in here, chumps
>> [_] Anon 1693407 >># He was probably driving insanely fast, slowing down probably would've made the impact worse, god forbid swerving to avoid something that jumps in front of you. Honestly you sound like someone who can't even drive yet.
>> [_] Ghost !rAiNbOWjwU 1693418 >># agreed, the rules for night driving are never swerve to avoid an animal on the road and always drive with a bull bar or equivalent. Swerving will either put you on the wrong side of the road or into a tree
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1693420 I can only think of the video of the Cow and the train. "Oh you dumb fucker!"
>> [_] Anon 1693425 >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 1693444 >># >># Those fellows are right in fact, the policeman has kept his calm admirably by continuing to drive as nothing has happened,instead of being a moron and swerving off the road or the other lane and probably to your death.
>> [_] Anon 1693496 >># my mom was driving my car, tried to swerve to avoid a deer and totalled my car, deer was unharmed. yay 14K in debt
>> [_] Anon 1693497 OMG DID IT DIE??!!
>> [_] Anon 1693515 I blame Kony...
>> [_] Anon 1693524 I'm thinking fake. He didn't even stop after it happened. You'd think he'd stop, if nothing else to clean all the shit off the windshield.
>> [_] Anon 1693538 >># *squeech squeech* That's the power of windshield wipers.
>> [_] Anon 1693566 Every day you learn something, today I learned deer are filled with purple.
>> [_] Anon 1693571 I thought it was going to be this version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCkdfI72_ WA
>> [_] Anon 1693610 Pretty funny >># I lost
>> [_] Anon 1693638 >># You don't avoid hitting animals, thats how a car crash happens you dumb fuck. The cop did a good thing speeding up, rather than slowing down or swerving. And so you get started, fuck animals, they know what they did.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1693640 why didn't the policeman use his wipers?
>> [_] Anon 1693650 Is he OK?
>> [_] Anon 1693651 I'ts fake. You can see it in the way it explodes, deer don't explode.
>> [_] Anon 1693652 >># i was kind of expecting him to, or at least hit the window cleaning fluid button

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[_] [L] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 1576372
>> [_] Anon 1576414 Awww you dumb fucker.
>> [_] Anon 1576419 I lost.
>> [_] Anon 1576431 Holy Shit!!!
>> [_] Anon 1576457 l m a o thank you i lost so hard. fucking disintegrated
>> [_] Anon 1576463 :( I didn't lose.
>> [_] Anon 1576471 LOL he disintegrated that poor thing
>> [_] Anon 1576485 LOL It went everywhere!

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[_] [L] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 1548025 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1548028 Lost... definitely lost
>> [_] Anon 1548056 I've seen a moose bounce off two cars and it was still in one piece. Am skeptical.
>> [_] Anon 1548063 >># A moose is more sturdier than a deer and the police car is designed to be stronger than standard cars especially the front portion which itself is designed for ramming into speeding vehicles without too much damage to the police vehicle not to mention the cop was speeding along the road.
>> [_] Anon 1548065 >># Remember most cruisers have those reinforced ramming bumpers.
>> [_] Anon 1548090 >># lights were on...might've been respondin to a call
>> [_] Anon 1548095 Is the deer okay?
>> [_] Anon 1548137 >># I've seen cops turn their lights on to do stupid shit like force their way through an intersection for no good reason.
>> [_] Anon 1548143 pretty great.
>> [_] Anon 1548191 It fucking EXPLODED!
>> [_] Anon 1548199 >># Yes a lot of people have seen the movie Superbad, that doesn't mean it actually happens like that.
>> [_] Anon 1548218 >># doesn't happen a lot, but the cops around here have done it before. it could vary depending on where you live

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[_] [L] Anon 1540883 The deer goes... BOOM
>> [_] Anon 1540884 Fuck da police
>> [_] Anon 1540886 Yeah that Cow pusher on the front also makes a nifty meat grinder.
>> [_] Anon 1540892 holy shit, the deer exploded.
>> [_] Anon 1540900 This is fantastic.
>> [_] Anon 1540901 Is it okay?
>> [_] Anon 1540909 he should have use a pokeball on that deerlin
>> [_] Anon 1540922 Damn, what a waste of a perfectly good warm body I could have sodomised with my tiny penis.
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 1540936 back to the top with you b4 you 404!
>> [_] Anon 1540939 i think he hit something.
>> [_] Anon 1540940 Am I the only one who loves the fact that the driver says nothing like some sort of satisfying silence. If the driver was alarmed about it he/she whould have at least went oh shit or something likethat. Not even an attempt to stop.
>> [_] Anon 1540942 >># Actually he/she was pulling over right at the end. It's not easy to scare a cop.
>> [_] Anon 1540994 Is he okay?
>> [_] Anon 1540996 and thats how the story of bambi really ended. there ya go kiddies! goodnight!
>> [_] Anon 1541024 >># i would suggest using an ultra ball, but thats just me
>> [_] Anon 1541027 Fucking deer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXYrThC3N 3I

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[_] [L] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 1529142 SPLAT!
>> [_] Anon 1529145 They don't make deer like they used to.
>> [_] Anon 1529159 fucking deer, Y U PLAYING FROGGER?!
>> [_] Anon 1529228 Oh god, it only played sound through my right headphone. Also, lost.
>> [_] Anon 1529241 I didn't laugh, but I did go, "Wow..."
>> [_] Anon 1529245 I don't think people will laugh. Maybe that's because the entire thing is spoiled RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN FILENAME. Protect the surprise so they'll feel bad for laughing.
>> [_] Anon 1529246 >># Yea but not many people would have thought the deer would explode on impact

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[_] [L] Kaboom! Anon 1506359 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1506395 Just watching that deer fucking explode is strangely satisfying.
>> [_] Anon 1506421 >># A little surreal too. I would've braked or swerved, he drove right through that thing. Wonder what the damage to the car was.
>> [_] Anon 1506433 Deer are dumb as shit. DURR ARE THOSE HEADLIGHTS I BETTER TIME THIS JUST RIGHT
>> [_] Anon 1506437 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 1506449 I fucking hate deer. Was a passenger in truck and saw a deer running next to us (residential, only goin like 25-30 mph) and the deer had 2 choices to go. to the right, a grassy hill, to the left the truck... dumb fuck ran right into the truck.Not an animal hater, but damn deer are retarded. Louis CK's rant about em was perfect, listen to him if u haven't.
>> [_] Anon 1506452 I can't understand how the cop could not have seen that.
>> [_] Anon 1506480 When I went through Driver's Ed, the advice given to us was: only try to avoid animals if it's daylight and you're on a straight, even plane. Otherwise you risk a head-on with an oncoming car.
>> [_] Anon 1506519 ..... Is it me or does the blood splatter seem blue?
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1506530 Chipped Venison!
>> [_] Anon 1506596 >># Cop was going fast and probably going somewhere in a hurry given their strobes were on.
>> [_] Anon 1506613 it's just like Cruis'n USA
>> [_] Anon 1506642 >># LMAO, I nostalgia'd HARD at your comment. Good show sir, good show.
>> [_] Anon 1506644 >># >Kaboom! This is bad! How could this happen? SO MUCH BLOOD.

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[_] [?] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 1501773 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1501784 Smells pretty fake. Deer don't usually explode when struck.
>> [_] Anon 1501787 >># The cop had his lights on. Meaning he was moving quickly to a location, since there were no vehicles in front of him. He was probably driving a Crown Vic. Those are heavy, solidly built machines. It's simple math and logic at that point. You got a vehicle weighing XXXXX going xx MPH t-boning a YY lbs deer going y MPH. It hit like a freight train.
>> [_] Anon 1501804 AND IT JUST KEEPS GOING WTF!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1501806 >># He WAS speeding. It takes a while for a Crown Vic to slow down. He starts to pull off to the side of the road as the video ends. But that part was boring so whoever compiled this must have cut it off.
>> [_] Anon 1501811 OMG is it wrong to find this hilarious?
>> [_] Anon 1501869 >># Hitting a fucking big deer going fast enough to make it explode would destroy the front of that car. It's simple math and logic.
>> [_] Anon 1501891 >># looked like a fawn, not a buck. lower to the ground, less mass - probably smacked the cattle-catcher and burst
>> [_] Anon 1501936 >># then u never seen a deer get hit by a semi
>> [_] Anon 1501959 Depends on how fast you're going. I've seen a video clip of a rabbit that tried to sprint across a track during a race. It got hit and basically transformed into chunky salsa. http://www^ebaumsworld^com/video/watch/1 88685/ To anyone who thinks this is animal cruelty, 1) it was an accident, and 2) the rabbit died instantly.
>> [_] Anon 1501963 I lost.
>> [_] Anon 1501994 SPLATT!
>> [_] Anon 1502012 I find this difficult to masturbate to.
>> [_] Anon 1502016 >># You monster.
>> [_] Anon 1502026 >># I don't.

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[_] [?] Anon 1499491 lol
>> [_] Anon 1499557 Fake, a deer wouldn't explode like that, as most of the force wouldn't be directly applied to it: It would roll up the hood.
>> [_] Anon 1499600 Also: Deer blood isn't purple Also: Hitting a deer with your car is a surefire way to make your car not work anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1499652 It's still fucking funny, though.
>> [_] Anon 1499655 >># >># It was a fawn, first off. Tiny. Second, the cop car is designed to perform PIT maneuvers without being disabled. A car won't stop it, and neither will a tiny deer. Third, it smacked the PIT bumper. That's three horizontal and two vertical bars made to crumple metal splitting that deer up before any other portion of the vehicle touches it.
>> [_] Anon 1499656 >># Whoops, hit reply too soon. Deer blood is indeed purple when you flash blue lights on it at night.

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[_] [?] Anon 1494689 Awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1494694 Instagibs! Just add car.
>> [_] Anon 1494700 M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
>> [_] Anon 1494778 FUCKING HILARIOUS
>> [_] Anon 1494839 For all you PETA fuckers out there, you can at least take some comfort in the fact that the deer didn't feel a thing.

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[_] [L] Did you Lol? You sick bastard. Soviet_Douchebag !lM51PoudCg 1488216 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1488219 Its juice now
>> [_] Anon 1488232 i did lol, it just exploded! holy fuck, they make those rams strong on the front of those cars
>> [_] Anon 1488257 fucking AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 1488260 That was badass. Why you mad OP? Deers are stupid as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1488285 I lol'd hardly
>> [_] Anon 1488288 the deer asplode :D
>> [_] Anon 1488332 >># >Deers ಠ_ಠ
>> [_] Anon 1488334 holyfuck, i want my car to be as strong as that one! christ... what a fucking awesome car!
>> [_] Anon 1488342 Do deer really explode like that or was the car that strong? >># >deers Guess you're stupid as fuck too
>> [_] Anon 1488350 nearly anything fleshy will explode when smashed at 100mph it just has no where else to go when hit so violently... but yeah, cop cars can take a hit. regular car would have been quite fucked
>> [_] Anon 1488352 woooooooooooow...
>> [_] Anon 1488357 >Deer's stupid as fuck. fixed
>> [_] Kandimann 1488360 Am I the only one watching his Bumper when He hits it? Fukin' vanishes LuLz
>> [_] Anon 1488373 >># > He do you believe God is driving the car or do you always write incorrectly?
>> [_] Kandimann 1488389 >># You Butt-hurt because of that?
>> [_] Anon 1488392 Is this really how that type of thing works? It just like... exploded on impact.
>> [_] Anon 1488404 He should drive that thing through the ghetto, then take it into the fuckin' middle east. Problem solved!

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[_] [L] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 1474686
>> [_] Anon 1474688 SPLAT
>> [_] Anon 1474689 BOOM
>> [_] Anon 1474729 laughed my ass off...for 5 loops through ...
>> [_] Anon 1474802 PLIPF
>> [_] Anon 1474868 BAMBI NOOOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anon 1474869 Damn, how fast was he going lol.
>> [_] Anon 1474883 OVER 9000! (Feet per minute, or 102 miles per hour. just a guess.)
>> [_] Anon 1474890 "YOU BROKE MY REARVIEW YOU PIECE OF SHIT...FAGGOT....CUNT...NIGGER DEER!"

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[_] [L] Still Funny! Anon 1459953
>> [_] Anon 1459956 Holy shit! that damn deer just fucking exploded!
>> [_] Anon 1459963 "WOAH IT....JUST BLEW UP!! WOW" - Dempshey(nazi zombies)
>> [_] Anon 1459967 lol oh shit
>> [_] Anon 1459969 There goes our tax money.
>> [_] Anon 1459979 The poor car
>> [_] Anon 1459988 link related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z80Ftr6T2 WI
>> [_] Anon 1460088 My friend hit a deer before, totaled his car and the deer just went running off.

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[_] [L] Anon 1457258 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1457259 What the fuck? That deer fucking exploded on impact.
>> [_] Anon 1457296 Holy crap. That was cruel...but awesome!
>> [_] Anon 1457299 POW! Right in the kisser!
>> [_] Anon 1457328 I was waiting for the wipers to come on.
>> [_] Anon 1457329 Holy shit
>> [_] Anon 1457406 why did I laugh so hard?
>> [_] Anon 1457410 why did I laugh so hard? (2) I always see the title of the flash and think: Ah, that flash again =( I always download all flashs even the ones I know are LOST THE GAME, troll and shit, even the ones I already watched. But I don't understand why I always LMAO on this one... must be this SFX when the deer get hit lol
>> [_] Anon 1457414 natural selection, bitch!
>> [_] Anon 1457426 OK, I don't know what gauge steel that cop car is, but every accident I've had to clean up involving a dear collision ends with the car being totaled and no exploding deers like that.
>> [_] Anon 1457447 lol that deer sploded
>> [_] Anon 1457456 >># Cruelty is a choice. Did the officer have a choice about the deer running in front of his car while he was rushing to the donut shop? >># Push bars, do you know about them, motherfucker?

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[_] [L] BOOM! Anon 1443776 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1443796 Wow, that thing fucking exploded.
>> [_] Goken 1443803 ITS A TRAAAP
>> [_] Anon 1443806 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand SPLAT!
>> [_] Anon 1443840 bambi obviously didnt fit into the good gene pool. natural selection removed it and this woulde be such a good video for the deer version of 100 ways to die. death with splatter effect.
>> [_] Anon 1443889 was not expecting bits of deer AHAHAH
>> [_] CACTUAR 1443890 i lol'd when he kept on goin
>> [_] Anon 1443901 Well, that is one way to paint a street red
>> [_] Anon 1443904 >># This, wtf? I know about the bars on the front of the cars, but wow, those things absorb and do massive damage.
>> [_] Anon 1443934 Trainer Uses "Police Cruiser" On Stantler *VROOM* *SKERISHRISHRISHRISH* Critical Hit IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! *Noise Stantler Makes When Defeated* *Sound A Pokemon Makes When It Falls in Battle* Pokemon STANTLER Is Defeated Trainer Gains Over 9000 Experience *Sound of Rising Experience Points* *Ching* *Level Up Music Plays* Trainer Has Risen A Level XD
>> [_] charmander 1443935 So you're looking at your wife and children across the road. All you need to do is simply...cross it. And when you finally do, as the thought of all the wondrous times you'll have with your family at a new, much more happy place...you get creamed. Worst. Day. Ever. And I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1443984 >># wut
>> [_] Anon 1443988 Well at least I'll slow down if I see a deer crossing, no need to be curious what running one looks like anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1444003 BOOM! HEADSHOT!

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[_] [?] !CDUIpcGA.g 1436056
>> [_] Anon 1436113 BOOM VENISPLOSION!
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1436119 can't seem to see anything in this
>> [_] Anon 1436120 wtf man, there's nothing left.
>> [_] Anon 1436166 Sounded like a bomb went off.

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[_] [L] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 1426766 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1426768 Well, I smirked. But then again, I've never hit anything larger than a bird in my car. I can imagine you'd be pissed if you hit a deer. Thread is now a discussion about the largest thing you ever hit in your car. Bird here, shouldn't be hard to top.
>> [_] Anon 1426769 >># I hit a elephant once, it fell on top of the car now I'm posting here in heaven.
>> [_] Anon 1426783 If I didn't laugh, does that mean you lose? The Game?
>> [_] Anon 1426786 >># Go BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW some more fucking Furrfag
>> [_] Anon 1426800 hory shet
>> [_] Anon 1426802 >># I hit a nigger once.
>> [_] Anon 1426834 this is the exact reason you don't play chicken with a cop car. Those brush guards were meant to fuck stuff up
>> [_] Oblivion W. Casinos !IPiPBOY0m2 1426835 >># Deer kill a lot of people that way each year.
>> [_] Anon 1426856 Deer vs car much less dangerous if your car has a grill guard and is speeding, causing the deer to explode on impact
>> [_] Anon 1426885 Biggest thing I ever hit was a 5-point buck. The most vindictive thing I ever hit was a badger. Fucker came back to life and bit hole in my tire.
>> [_] Anon 1426888 A few children at a crosswalk. Just a few. Police haven't found me yet.
>> [_] Anon 1426889 William Howard Taft They spent days cleaning it up I kid you not
>> [_] Anon 1426906 >># only once?
>> [_] Anon 1426917 >># He wasn't bawwing, fucking newfag.
>> [_] Anon 1426925 >># Actually he was.

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[_] [L] Best Lulz I've Had In Weeks Anon 1422413 I know animal violence is not funny but this is accidental not to mention this happens to Deers all the time, therefore funny. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1422422 but why the fuck do I only get sound but no video?
>> [_] Anon 1422423 God damn! That deer asplode.
>> [_] Anon 1422424 >># Try to either refresh the flash, update your flash player, or use a different browser.
>> [_] Anon 1422427 Gibbles and bits! Gibbles and bits!
>> [_] Anon 1422437 jesus, that thing disintegrated
>> [_] Anon 1422443 deer vs cop car deer has no game car used fuck you deer asplode
>> [_] Anon 1422454 WHAM
>> [_] Anon 1422456 Deserved it. Fair, next.
>> [_] Anon 1422470 is it ok?
>> [_] Anon 1422473 And not a single fuck was given that day
>> [_] Anon 1422482 Send him to fight furries
>> [_] Anon 1422539 He didn't even swerve...
>> [_] Anon 1422542 YOUR DEER ASPLODE
>> [_] Anon 1422555 and nothing of value was lost
>> [_] Anon 1422573 Deer burgers!! YEAH!!! LOL!!
>> [_] Anon 1422595 Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooPKLACKoooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm.........
>> [_] Anon 1422598 hmmmm i guess that the justification that it happens all the time makes it funny? people get ran over all the time is that shit funny? maybe you should run in front of my car so I can think its funny "LULZ" new fags make 4chan the lol stock of the interwebs
>> [_] Anon 1422599 >># newfag
>> [_] Anon 1422601 >># Comparing a animal to a human besides a cat? gb2 peta
>> [_] Anon 1422602 lol deer gore
>> [_] Anon 1422604 >># Butthurt deer detected
>> [_] Anon 1422608 Fake video is fake. Animal do not explode when you hit them, they fuck your car up because they're full of blood, bones, fat, organs, and muscles.
>> [_] Anon 1422610 >># Son, I think you need to take a great big swig of this here cup. It contains manhood, and I rather think you need some.
>> [_] Anon 1422611 >># Fuck yeah. >># Damn right people being run over is funny. Newfag.

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[_] [L] You Laugh or Shit Brix, You Lose Anon 1417801 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1417808 lol saved
>> [_] Anon 1417813 It just gets funnier the more i watch it....
>> [_] Anon 1417816 Deer must have ingested a large amount of Nitroglycerin. o.0
>> [_] Anon 1417817 DEER GO BOOM LOLOLOL
>> [_] Anon 1417835 THAT DEER'S A BOOMER
>> [_] Anon 1417836 Ka-Blitzen
>> [_] Anon 1417860 They really do explode like that. /:
>> [_] Anon 1417898 i lost
>> [_] Anon 1417900 My ten year old retarded neice makes flash like this except hers are a lot more original and interesting. she'll find a nice video on youtube, download it, put it in windows movie maker and add her own song track to it. Really good stuff and she has a real talent for it. Nice. So, OP, how's it feel you can't do something even as well as a retarded ten year old? Hope it makes you feel bad but, better yet, hope it inspires you to stop being so fucking LAZY and actually make something that's better than what's being made by a retarded ten year old!
>> [_] Anon 1417913 >># It's like he hit a deer shaped sack of ground hamburger. While I can't refute your statement, I had always assumed that deer were a little more... sturdy than that. Also, I raffed, I rused.
>> [_] Anon 1417917 >># u fag bro?
>> [_] Anon 1417969 so the cop was going like what 80mph maybe
>> [_] Anon 1417976 I've lived in remote areas where deer populations are sufficient that they do present a road hazard and I've even hit a few, myself, while driving (Dodge Ram 1500 4x4 with grill and windshield protectors are a must. If you don't know what a windshield protector is, imagine a heavy steel wire grate bolted to the front of your truck in front of the windshield.) Yes, deer really do splat like that if you hit them while doing sixty at least and, yes, it does look like you've hit a giant sack of hamburger because muscle tissue disintegrates on impact.
>> [_] Adam 1418013 The video itself is senseless and too graphic for most audience members to bare. I'm not implying that I vomited upon viewing the video – I knew what to expect – I just wonder why you, OP would post something like this with such an incentive. I'll just sage this and move along... Some of the reactions, like these: >># >># are worth laughing at, conversely.
>> [_] Anon 1418034 DEER-17 BOMBER
>> [_] Anon 1418048 I LOLd when I thought the cop was just gonna keep driving like it was something that happened to him every day! He did finally pull over after about a mile or so. I LULd so fucking hard!

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[_] [L] You Laugh, You Lose Anon 1414812
>> [_] Anon 1414815 I'm still laughing! Ohhh... I lost. :(
>> [_] Anon 1414816 lol it blew up
>> [_] Anon 1414818 Just another example of how utterly fucking retarded deer are and why I support them being thinned out every god damn year.
>> [_] Anon 1414822 I lost. Holy shit that was fucking funny.
>> [_] Anon 1414823 ive seen a semi hit a deer on rout 80
>> [_] I laugh I win? stupid sexy flanders 1414825 that is a good way to make instant deer sausage.
>> [_] Anon 1414839 This is easy... HOLY FUCK! IT FUCKING EXPLODED! BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!~
>> [_] Anon 1414840 I lost this game
>> [_] Anon 1414850 explosive deers!
>> [_] Anon 1414851 I won. I was too surprised to laugh. It just... pow.
>> [_] Anon 1414854 I'm pretty sure the deer hit the cop, not the other way around. Goddamn.
>> [_] Anon 1414856 SPLASH DAMAGE
>> [_] Anon 1414864 >># This.
>> [_] Anon 1414866 Wow I expected more damage to the car.
>> [_] Anon 1414867 I liked the part where he didn't break or even attempt to evade.
>> [_] Anon 1414869 >># Police cruisers are often rather beefy, in part so they can do things like ram the cars of suspects in order to make them fishtail.
>> [_] Anon 1414876 GODDAMN that bitch just fucking exploded
>> [_] fu q 1414877 fuck i chortled....
>> [_] Â 1414878 Jihad Suicide deer?
>> [_] Anon 1414882 CREATED WITH UNREGISTERED VERSION OF SWF & FLV TOOLBOX BY ELTIMA SOFTWARE
>> [_] Anon 1414885 You can see the wire on the road pulling the fake deer across the street to meet the car.
>> [_] Anon 1414886 >># derp
>> [_] Anon 1414896 The deer was lucky the cop didn't taser it 19 times after he hit it.
>> [_] Anon 1414926 fuckin lawl'd
>> [_] Anon 1414932 >># >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 1414934 not laughing so i win
>> [_] Anon 1414935 What is that shiny thing flying in the air to the right of the screen as the deers blows up?