File: Hey Brah Buy an Xbone.swf-(5.62 MB, 640x368, Porn)
[_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)02:24 No.2137942
Need a rape tag.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)02:40 No.2137946
I prefer to buy new PC set.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)02:44 No.2137949
>>2137942
AAHAHAHAHA
the target audience for this... im glad im staying on PC...
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)02:49 No.2137951
>>2137949
B-but, it comes with an HDMI cable, so you start playing right away!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)03:10 No.2137959
Good thing that headset has 1 ear so I can talk to my mom on my iphone while playing Call of
Duty: Dog and getting blown by my boyfriend under my neckbeard carpet.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)03:10 No.2137960
>making it one of the fastest Xboxes so far
A+
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)03:53 No.2137974
>as you can see, the controller is lighter...
wut
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)04:15 No.2137981
Hey guys my 14 year old jew buddy will tell you all about this piece of shit console.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)04:45 No.2137989
wow awesome
i hope to get one for christmas
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)05:42 No.2138010
>mfw that jazz-neck at "fabulous"
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)05:43 No.2138012
>>2137949
that is too cool
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)05:44 No.2138013
>>2137951
that is too easy
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)05:57 No.2138017
I'm clicking Buy Now but nothing's happening :(
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)06:10 No.2138020
im getting both consoles but im still getting xbox one first
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)06:12 No.2138022
lol every single pro point is applicable to the ps3 xD
>can play blueray
>netflix
>hulu
>OMG IT COMES WITH CORDS!!!!!!
ps3 has
>crunchyroll
>amazon
>omg not only does it have cord but the cords to connect it to TV can fit ps2/1 and power cord
only needs to be trimmed a little
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)06:18 No.2138024
B-but it has kinect 2.0
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)06:30 No.2138028
>>2137942
>>2137946
>>2137951
>>2137960
>>2137989
>>2138017
>>2138020
>>2138022
You are all faggotyassniggerpissshitfuckingrapemorepenisashats with the shittiest taste around.
All of you should kill yourselves immediately before you bring about the end of times.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)06:33 No.2138031
>>2138028
XD the butthurt is strong with this one even the xbox fans are turning to playstation with how
shitty the console turned out
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)07:42 No.2138054
Next to all the other things that are horribly wrong with this junkbox, it kinda looks like a 90s
PC
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)07:45 No.2138056
>shitty new console
>shitty new OS
Microsoft is really fucking up big huh?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)07:47 No.2138057
>>2138056
>yfw it was downhill ever since Vista came around
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)07:54 No.2138061
>>2138056
What the fuck are you talking about?
Windows 8 is lighter and faster than 7 and is 100% compatible with all W7 programs.
If you don't like modern UI, go buy start is back and fuck off. Everything else is better.
-Posted by Steve Ballmer from his iPhone 5s
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)07:58 No.2138062
>>2138061
>Modern UI
>Huge cubes of wasted space
>Recommended apps/ads
WELL GOLLY, IT RUNS JUST LIKE THE iPAD.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)08:02 No.2138065
>>2138062
If you map a mouse key to the windows key you could actually open programs in Windows 8 faster
than Windows 7.
Also you can turn off the ads....but that there are ads to be turned off in the first place is to
be questioned.
-Reluctantly posted by Steve Ballmer from his iPhone 5s
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)08:29 No.2138069
I like how they want to sell this peace of crap to 6 year old kids
>> [_] FISTY piccolo !AExJOadSsY 10/08/13(Tue)08:36 No.2138073
lel
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)08:39 No.2138075
>>2137951
The xbox would sit on my desk while the HDMI would be the only thing I'd use.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)08:44 No.2138077
why in the fuck would anyone wanna buy this piece of shit fail console? they fucked up with the
restriction talk before E3 then they're taking it off with a patch, come 1 year down the line
when people playing the new shitty halo they will forget about the restrictions still built into
the console and microsoft will just slow throw them back in
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)08:45 No.2138079
microsoft is crap this is why i use linux
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)08:47 No.2138080
hey guys anyone want to buy a very expensive TV playing Box...it plays TV really well apparently.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)08:49 No.2138082
yeah and you still need your cable to watch it. so you have your cablebox, your dvd/blu player,
and your xbox one 3 boxes all doggy piling eachother
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)08:56 No.2138085
>>2138031
>XD
What are you? 12? Get the fuck off.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)08:59 No.2138087
>>2138085
yeah because its illegal for anyone above the age of 12 to use emoticons an shit like that how
bout you go an hero and make us all proud
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)09:05 No.2138093
>>2137942
it's on the fabulous 15 list you fucking jew, can't you tell quality when you see it?! This is
too cool
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)09:25 No.2138103
>>2138087
Holy shit you are retarded
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)09:28 No.2138105
>>2138028
Trolled hard.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)09:32 No.2138109
>>2138077
The sad thing is, tons and tons of fanboys will still buy it. Bigtime companies can do whatever
the bitch they want.
THIS is why computers should have always stayed that critical nerdy little minority's hobby.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)10:12 No.2138132
>One of the best xboxes so far
>Sweet headset
>> [_] Winged Kitsune 10/08/13(Tue)10:18 No.2138138
I hope Microsoft's Console Department crashes and burns after the tried to fuck us all over.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)10:21 No.2138141
>>2138138
>winged kitsune
I wouldn't expect you to realize both companies were going to do this until Microsoft had
backlash, and I really don't know what makes you think only Xbox is like this when really all of
Microsoft does business this way.