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[_] [L] clicky-clacky stop hax Anon 1636624
>> [_] Anon 1636627 i remember being very young and thinking computers actually worked like that
>> [_] Anon 1636642 Remember kids, if you're being hacked, pull the plug. Works everytime.
>> [_] Anon 1636645 OH MY FUCK. ALL MY RAGE.
>> [_] Anon 1636646 >># On the monitor no less.
>> [_] Anon 1636649 They should set up a GUI in Visual BASIC so they can record the hackers' real-time IRC conversation, then chase their furry avatars around Second Life.
>> [_] Anon 1636650 >get show how to IP hack an old server >its boring and software does most of the work >get into the server remotely >all of 5 minutes wish hacking was this fun
>> [_] Anon 1636653 DUAL WEILD KEYBOARD
>> [_] Anon 1636656 >># Dual wielded keyboards would actually be cool -- one person, typing on one keyboard per hand (issuing shell commands with one while chatting with the hackers with the other to keep them distracted). This would be better described as a keyboard duet. Too bad that computer keyboards don't work like piano keys.
>> [_] Anon 1636677 I did this once before. Didn't turn out like in teh show.
>> [_] Anon 1636681 >># seriously imagine how popular 63chan would be if hacking really were this fun I only show up there for deface a page Fridays
>> [_] Anon 1636745 >Unplug the monitor to get the 'hack' to stop GEE I'M SURE THAT WORKED GRANDAD!
>> [_] Anon 1636775 >># And it wasnt even the dsl cable.

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[_] [L] l33t haxxorz!! do sumthin!! Anon 1544748 ZOMG!! WII R BEIN HAXXD!! HITT RANDUM KEYZ!!
>> [_] Anon 1544750 The "pull the plug" trick. Always works, no matter the hacker's l33tness. Also, I'd hit Abby and do critical damage.
>> [_] Anon 1544753 If you realize your PC *is* getting hacked into (You won't), pulling the plug would work. ...Usually you'd pull the ethernet cable though, unless they were trying to wipe the HDD (Or you were hooked up wirelessly).
>> [_] Anon 1544770 Apparently the NCIS works on some kind of collective conscience.
>> [_] Anon 1544774 Except that that would just be a terminal, and the database would be on a server, and pulling that plug wouldn't do anything but lock out your people. And let's not forget that not only would this office use the database, but many other offices, so unplugging it (the database) screws over other people. there are reasons why people don't do that.
>> [_] Anon 1544786 >># if hooked up wirelessly view network connection> right click wireless conection> disable i just saved you from the haxxors
>> [_] Anon 1544820 >># /hugz for the salvation our hero offered us against haxor leetness crew
>> [_] Anon 1544822 >># >implying a haxxor wouldn't edit your mouse so right clicking on Network Connection doesn't enter your mother's maiden name, your social security number, and credit card info into a text file on your desktop, which he then downloads.
>> [_] Anon 1544841 Sometimes when i'm getting hacked and files are being opened every millisecond i need a second pair of hands to run the left part of my keyboard.

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[_] [L] y u no like this internet Anon 1541461 just look at all the haters Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1541477 "There, I've unplugged the screen, we're safe now."
>> [_] Anon 1541479 did he say 4chan in the beginning?
>> [_] Anon 1541483 CLICKY-CLACK FASTER TO STOP TEH L33T HAXXORZ
>> [_] Anon 1541484 we're getting hacked! >># portscan
>> [_] Anon 1541541 IN ORDER TO STEAL ALL THE DOCUMENTS I MUST FIRST OPEN AND CLOSE THEM 100 TIMES!
>> [_] Anon 1541543 lololololol
>> [_] Anon 1541550 I just love these scenes... smashing the keyboard as fast as they can in order to look like a fucking hacker... who actually uses only keyboard? linux users in shell mode?
>> [_] Anon 1541559 I prep my codes and type them open, (when I guard, I don't hack)
>> [_] Anon 1541582 These idiots don't know how to just press pause and then figure out a way.
>> [_] Anon 1541585 are you all ignoring the notion that there's apparently only one public-facing firewall you have to bypass?
>> [_] Anon 1541586 how does having two people typing help?
>> [_] Anon 1541591 OH BOY TYPING GIBBERISH IN UNISON WILL DO SOMETHING
>> [_] Anon 1541594 Writers and actors don't know shit about the real world? Color me surprised.
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[_] [?] Anon 1500117 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1500119 somebody was on cracked this morning
>> [_] Anon 1500121 >># op here and yep
>> [_] Anon 1500129 This makes me want to murder people OH NE WE'RE BEING HACKER, I CAN TELL BECAUSE WINDOWS ARE POPPING UP REROUTE THE NODES! WE CAN'T THE FIREWALLS BEEN DOUSED! QUICK, LET ME ON THE KEYBOARD TOO
>> [_] Anon 1500131 clickity-clack i'm on the internetz!!
>> [_] Anon 1500162 Way to unplug the monitor, grandpa.
>> [_] Anon 1500165 >># kinda like when you're a scientist or an engineer and you're watching star trek WE NEED TO REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE IMPULSE MANIFOLDS AND VENT THE WARP PLASMA WHILE I HOOK MY NIPPLES UP TO THIS CAR BATTERY AND YOU BEAT ME OVER THE ASS WITH A CANOE PADDLE AND DOES ANYONE EVEN LISTEN TO THIS BULLSHIT JARGON
>> [_] Anon 1500196 jesus fucking christ, i hate this show
>> [_] Anon 1500244 THIS IS HOW COMPUTERS ACTUALLY WORK
>> [_] Anon 1500266 >implying the servers are all directed through that single computer.
>> [_] Anon 1500278 >># Except the charm of Star Trek is all the tech shit that hadn't even been thought of at the time. NCIS can't even get modern day tech jargon right.
>> [_] Anon 1500279 >># That's why you should drop Voyager and even the OS and Next-Gen and stick to a superior show, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The techno-babble isn't as atrocious there.
>> [_] Anon 1500301 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF---- HOLY FUCK I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT. Seriously, two morons typing on a computer doesn't make it any faster, and what fucking computer nerd couldn't figure out "oh noes, someone has access to my computer, I guess I'll just CUT OFF THEIR FUCKING ACCESS BY DISCONNECTING OR SHUTTING THE FUCKING THING OFF" I use a Mac and I'm smarter than the people they depict being in a Naval Intelligence setting. Also, when you unplug a computer, they don't instantly power off, oh no, they slowly die, like an engine running out of gas. Fuck you tv. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
>> [_] TheCableGuy 1500304 You guys.... You do understand that this show is just Trolling you all. you're giving them exactly the response they're wanting out of you.
>> [_] Anon 1500307 Fucking hate shit like this. Fucking hurr durr computars!