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[_] Illuminati Anonymous 05/05/14(Mon)22:53 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 05/05/14(Mon)23:01 No.

  what_x_actually_believes.swf

>> [_] Anonymous 05/05/14(Mon)23:13 No.

  THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/05/14(Mon)23:16 No.

  lol this is stupid

>> [_] Anonymous 05/05/14(Mon)23:21 No.

  >>2374758
  >>2374754
  >>2374743
  Good, I'll tell Schlomo the goyim still don't believe it.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/05/14(Mon)23:26 No.

  >Why does the human body behave as if there is a pyramid inside it?

  It... I, what? Has anybody ever asked that question?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/05/14(Mon)23:29 No.

  >>2374771
  me

>> [_] Anonymous 05/05/14(Mon)23:32 No.

  >>2374771
  The greatest thinkers of our time have all asked this question at one point.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/05/14(Mon)23:32 No.

  human bean

>> [_] Anonymous 05/05/14(Mon)23:35 No.

  but do you believe in the cubic-4day theory or were you educated stupid?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/05/14(Mon)23:52 No.

  >a fish head is a perfect triangle if you fill in some blanks
  >if you draw these four lines from the shoulders to the tip of the head you get a pyramid
  >therefore the human body is a pyramid

  Yep, flawless logic here. Philosophy is a rich boy timewaster.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)00:06 No.

  >>2374771
  That was where I had to stop the video.
  The narrator jumped straight into "Why does the human body behave as if there is a pyramid inside
  it?" without first explaining what it means to behave as if there is a pyramid inside, and also
  without demonstrating that this is actually the case.

  TL;DR: Don't try to explain something extraordinary without first establishing its existence and
  relevance.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)00:12 No.

  >>2374810
  this isn't legitimate philosophy. contrary to popular belief, new age crank bullshit isn't taken
  seriously by anyone but new age cranks

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)00:46 No.

  Sure, parts of this line of thought could be used as support for the succession clause of
  evolution. Why is the fact that each of our heads could fit into a pyramid relevant?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)00:48 No.

  >>2374869
  It proves the Illuminati designed humans fish, duh

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)00:49 No.

  >>2374870
  humans and fish*

>> [_] Sage01 05/06/14(Tue)00:56 No.

  >>2374736
  Happeh was a masturbation- and homosexuality-obsessed member of SciForums memorable for the
  proposition of a remarkably integrated lunatic conspiracy theory called "Happeh Theory". He has
  written five "books", each crazier than the last.

  Happeh's argumentative thrust was that approved scientific method and critical thinking were all
  that is necessary to understand Happeh Theory, unless approved scientific method and critical
  thinking illustrated that Happeh Theory was possibly the most insane platform ever announced by a
  creature capable of speech. Happeh further felt that:

  "A person does not need permission from a nobel laureate on what they should think and believe.
  An independent person does not need the comfort of a written report backed by a corporation to
  give him the strength to believe what his own eyes show him."

>> [_] Sage01 05/06/14(Tue)00:57 No.

  >>2374880
  http://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/Happeh

>> [_] Sage01 05/06/14(Tue)00:58 No.

  . “Masturbatory stature syndrome (MSS)”

  Masturbation being essentially the touchstone for the entire synthesis, Happeh Theory considered
  that masturbation and pornography were invented by Israel to weaken people into becoming slaves.
  Further along these lines he stated that masturbation was harmful to ones health, and one could
  recognise a masturbator by the direction in which he or she leaned. Amazingly, this was
  accompanied by Photoshopped “evidence” of models posing, or even of individuals merely standing
  innocuously about, along with insinuations about their probable moral stature.

  Several overt and ridiculous causes were advanced to explain poor posture:

  a) Excessive Masturbation

  b) Excessive Sex

  c) Excessive Physical exertion

  d) Injection of Drugs

  e) Snorting of Drugs

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)01:21 No.

  Fucking numerologist being silly as usual.

  Search Homeotic gene.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)01:35 No.

  This hurt my brain

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/14(Tue)02:34 No.

  >>2374912
  That's because of the pyramid inside. You might be turning gay.

  >>2374882
  Holy fucking balls. This man is 155% retarded. Dude should meet up with the Time Cube guy. I'd
  like to see Time-Cube-Happeh theory... i wonder if the insanity will... cube.