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[_] the question we've all been asking Anon 2606805 guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2606827 >guaranteed_replies.swf >asking for atention conclusion = >go eat your own shit,because you are a shit face
>> [_] Anon 2606829 "Why is there a pyramid inside the human body" Shows a pyramid surrounding the outside of the human body. Stopped right there.
>> [_] Anon 2606852 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGFsD5UhQ NU
>> [_] Anon 2606874 the illuminati autism is real
>> [_] Anon 2606889 >># oh for a second i thought someone actually made a religon off of this >Oh wai-
>> [_] Anon 2606895 This post shows an incredulous response to this video.
>> [_] Anon 2607000 >># >all that >yfw it was a reply >yfw you're the faggot
>> [_] Anon 2607004 >># Why hasn't anyone editted this so the man becomes Pyramid Head yet?

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[_] mind = blown Anon 2383703 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2383707 uh ok then
>> [_] Anon 2383708 Bullsit
>> [_] Anonymoose 2383711 Mind blown? More like mind put to sleep.
>> [_] nope. Mr Sexman 2383712 The human is compared to a Pyramid.... this is the birth of Illuminati agahgshgashfhdskgfsdhfs
>> [_] Anon 2383714 HAPPEH THEORY IS LIES AND EDUCATE STUPID. HUMAN BODY BEHAVES AS CUBE, NOT PYRAMID. HUMAN HEAD IS CUBE, WITH FACE AS A CORNER. HAPPEH THEORY IS CRIME AGAINST CHILDREN AND LEADS TO CANNIBALISM.
>> [_] Anon 2383716 i have no idea why but i actually expected to be mindblown by a rational scientific explanation that demonstrated the whole thing. what i/we got was: >human spine=fish spine >fish head= pyramid thus >human head=pyramid which is bullshit kid-level science the worst is that they talk about "behaves as if" but they never explain how the whole pyramid thing affects human behavior. fuck why do i even waste my time.
>> [_] Anon 2383721 WRONG. A fish's head base is in oval shape, not rectangular, thus forms a weird cone shape instead of pyramid. This theory might be legit if there's a single fish that has a perfect rectangular body. Also, fish's head orientation is vertical, which is perpendicular with the spine, unlike human head's orientation which is horizontal and parallel with the spine. >mind = not blown >jimmies = definitely rustled
>> [_] Anon 2383723 >there are people ITT actually trying to refute what are LITERALLY the ramblings of a man with schizophrenia
>> [_] Anon 2383724 absolutely terrible video. cube theory is objectively superior to pyramid theory, not to mention the fact that only lunatics like this idiot believe pyramid theory.
>> [_] Anon 2383726 >># >a natural question to ask is why does the human body behave as if there is a pyramid inside of it what
>> [_] Anon 2383739 illumifag
>> [_] Anon 2383757 I can now say goodbye to those sleepless nights wondering why my body behaves as if there is a pyramid inside of it. Thanks
>> [_] Captain Obvious 2383763 "The human body behaves as if there is a pyramid inside of it" >displays a pyramid outside the body "Why does the human body behave as if there is a pyramid inside of it?" What the hell does that even mean? That's like new age thinkers asking why recent generations of children act as though they are "indigo." It is a total non-sequitur. "One characteristic that a fish and a human being share is a spine" >see? they are spooky-scarily related. they also both have skellingtons. QED, therefore pyramid A spine is not a unique characteristic of a fish. It is a generic vertebrate trait and is wholly irrelevant to whatever argument you are trying to make. They use a fish as an example, but ignores the large portion of fish that have almost flat bodies, contradicting their claim of a pyramid shape entirely. >hammerhead sharks, can't explain that
>> [_] Anon 2383770 HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO BORRIIIINNNG
>> [_] Anon 2383771 WHAT THERE WAS A SKELETON INSIDE ME THIS WHOLE TIME? FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2383772 If you draw a rectangle on a fish head, it makes a rectangle. Same for triangles. Mind = Blown
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2383773 Are you guys taking this seriously or is this just a rp session? If rp sorry for breaking it >WAT? FISH PYRAMID HEAD COMPARISON? HOW
>> [_] Anon 2383775 >># >All fish are secretly Pyramid Head >The ocean is Silent Hill Welp, no more swimming for me
>> [_] Anon 2383799 This has to be satire, there's no way people could draw concrete conclusions from such vaguely related circumstances.
>> [_] Anon 2383806 ya'll niggas gettin trolled captcha: iavedic known Now I must be gettin trolled by captcha
>> [_] Anon 2383810 everyone's so mad
>> [_] Anon 2383814 guys its true, i googled 'fish spine' and it was horizontal but then i rotated it and it looked like a human spine
>> [_] Anon 2383815 Sure is pyramad in here.
>> [_] Anon 2383816 this was amazing. im gonna share it with all my school maets
>> [_] Anon 2383820 I don't see any mad, I just see pyramids
>> [_] Anon 2383823 Hoshit- guise guise guise inside the egyptian pyramids are mummies mummies have spines there are pyramids inside pyramids
>> [_] Anon 2383829 >people actually taking this seriously It's times like this that make me wish I could post reaction images on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2383832 >># >people taking supposed seriousness seriously
>> [_] Anon 2383837 Cthulhu fhtagn!! I'a Dagon!! I'a Hydra!!
>> [_] Anon 2383844 once he says A SPINE im fucking on the floor... Who else thinks this is hilarious?
>> [_] Anon 2383846 SOME TANGENT LINES!!!!!!!! plz make it stop MOSTLY FOLLOW... omg this is fucking hiliarous
>> [_] Anon 2383848 Honestly, though, the pyramid is outside the body for most parts, the question is why is there a human inside the pyramid? I am unsatisfied
>> [_] Anon 2383854 Oddly enough I was more bothered by the space he kept putting before punctuation than his apparent departure from reality.
>> [_] Anon 2383862 Oh no! Does this mean I'm an ilurminatey?!
>> [_] test !.CzKQna1OU 2383889 test
>> [_] Anon 2383928 >># PYRIMID-FUCKING-CEPTION HOLYFUCKILLUMINATI666SATANTRIANGLESALIEN S51SHIT
>> [_] Anon 2383931 >muh feesh

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>> [_] jiggaboojohnson 2380134 this cant be real
>> [_] Anon 2380184 I am so convince I don't even want to do who Happeh might be! Genius!
>> [_] Anon 2380201 People are fish cause spine, fish head=pyramid so human body=pyramid. Thanks Happeh. Very enlightening.
>> [_] Anon 2380215 I almost sleep watching this.
>> [_] Anon 2380220 What does it even mean to behave as if there's a pyramid inside of it? All I understood from this is that the pyramid form is found in both humans and fish (ignoring the fact that pyramids don't have to have rectangular bases). Does having a pyramid inside of me do anything?
>> [_] Anon 2380222 That complete misunderstanding of evolution...
>> [_] Anon 2380226 I laughed all the way down in my pyramid.
>> [_] Anon 2380229 That put a lot into perspective for me, thank you.
>> [_] Anon 2380241 this is enough proof that I'm not a square I'm a pyramid
>> [_] MGO 2380277 >># Evolution? Ha!

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>> [_] sage 2379125 >># well, that was... something
>> [_] Anon 2379137 tl;dr Pyramid Head is a fish
>> [_] Anon 2379141 bill nye is a retard
>> [_] Anon 2379142 Ok, so yeah, thats not the path humanity took on the evolutionary chain.
>> [_] Anon 2379147 That's ~4 minutes of my life I will never get back and I don't regret a second of it.
>> [_] Anon 2379150 TEACH THE CONTROVERSY
>> [_] Anon 2379154 Holy shit that fish gore
>> [_] Anon 2379214 I have not seen this amount of wrong in a single video in a long time
>> [_] Anon 2379222 Bet this was made on psychedelics.
>> [_] Anon 2379224 Just listened to the first 20 seconds.. >You gotta be fuking kidding me..
>> [_] Anon 2379236 >Hurp durp pyramid >hurp durp according to >why >hurp durp according to >we are fish, because spine
>> [_] Anon 2379319 Oh my fucking god. My sides. Why.
>> [_] Anon 2379325 Spoiler: The nose was the pyramid

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[_] Anon 2376189 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2376206 but /x/ is paranormal...
>> [_] Anon 2376217 No one is lying He's just trying to tell you the things he knows
>> [_] Anon 2376219 How is this /x/ related?
>> [_] Anon 2376221 What am I watching?
>> [_] Anon 2376222 I'm too high for this shit Also, >># and >># have obviously never been to /x/
>> [_] Anon 2376223 >># Because it's retarded, just like all of /x/?
>> [_] Anon 2376224 >reptile to an insect Okay, I was actually going to give this video a shot but I just couldn't take it seriously after that line.
>> [_] Anon 2376228 >># [spoiler]Fish head is pyramid.[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2376260 >># the whole thing is just a big "here are triangles proof that reptiles did homo gay"
>> [_] Anon 2376278 What's with the monotonous robot speak? Irritating as shit.
>> [_] Anon 2376281 OH MY SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>> [_] Anon 2376285 >># I thought it made it soothing. I liked it.
>> [_] Anon 2376289 >># They are always like that. People who believe crazy shit like this are often the type who are: a. Very closed minded (yet will tell you they are the only open minded ones) b. On drugs(not a bad thing) c. Spend a lot of time talking to themselves and present information to others as if you are the sheep and they are the great master. I'm actually surprised to see a consp. video with audio, usually these kind of videos are soaking with captions,shooped ufo pictures and big walls of text to read while some shitty music plays in the background.
>> [_] Anon 2376299 Y'know, without the forward slashes surrounding the 'x', I read the 'x' as a variable. So it was like "this is what [Insert Religion Here] believes" I think it was funnier that way.
>> [_] Anon 2376385 >># This is the definition of spoonfeeding
>> [_] Anon 2376471 I thought humans evolve from seals living in caves.

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>> [_] Anon 2374754 THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
>> [_] Anon 2374758 lol this is stupid
>> [_] Anon 2374765 >># >># >># Good, I'll tell Schlomo the goyim still don't believe it.
>> [_] Anon 2374771 >Why does the human body behave as if there is a pyramid inside it? It... I, what? Has anybody ever asked that question?
>> [_] Anon 2374780 >># me
>> [_] Anon 2374785 >># The greatest thinkers of our time have all asked this question at one point.
>> [_] Anon 2374786 human bean
>> [_] Anon 2374789 but do you believe in the cubic-4day theory or were you educated stupid?
>> [_] Anon 2374810 >a fish head is a perfect triangle if you fill in some blanks >if you draw these four lines from the shoulders to the tip of the head you get a pyramid >therefore the human body is a pyramid Yep, flawless logic here. Philosophy is a rich boy timewaster.
>> [_] Anon 2374827 >># That was where I had to stop the video. The narrator jumped straight into "Why does the human body behave as if there is a pyramid inside it?" without first explaining what it means to behave as if there is a pyramid inside, and also without demonstrating that this is actually the case. TL;DR: Don't try to explain something extraordinary without first establishing its existence and relevance.
>> [_] Anon 2374836 >># this isn't legitimate philosophy. contrary to popular belief, new age crank bullshit isn't taken seriously by anyone but new age cranks
>> [_] Anon 2374869 Sure, parts of this line of thought could be used as support for the succession clause of evolution. Why is the fact that each of our heads could fit into a pyramid relevant?
>> [_] Anon 2374870 >># It proves the Illuminati designed humans fish, duh
>> [_] Anon 2374871 >># humans and fish*
>> [_] Sage01 2374880 >># Happeh was a masturbation- and homosexuality-obsessed member of SciForums memorable for the proposition of a remarkably integrated lunatic conspiracy theory called "Happeh Theory". He has written five "books", each crazier than the last. Happeh's argumentative thrust was that approved scientific method and critical thinking were all that is necessary to understand Happeh Theory, unless approved scientific method and critical thinking illustrated that Happeh Theory was possibly the most insane platform ever announced by a creature capable of speech. Happeh further felt that: "A person does not need permission from a nobel laureate on what they should think and believe. An independent person does not need the comfort of a written report backed by a corporation to give him the strength to believe what his own eyes show him."
>> [_] Sage01 2374882 >># http://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/Ha ppeh
>> [_] Sage01 2374883 . “Masturbatory stature syndrome (MSS)” Masturbation being essentially the touchstone for the entire synthesis, Happeh Theory considered that masturbation and pornography were invented by Israel to weaken people into becoming slaves. Further along these lines he stated that masturbation was harmful to ones health, and one could recognise a masturbator by the direction in which he or she leaned. Amazingly, this was accompanied by Photoshopped “evidence” of models posing, or even of individuals merely standing innocuously about, along with insinuations about their probable moral stature. Several overt and ridiculous causes were advanced to explain poor posture: a) Excessive Masturbation b) Excessive Sex c) Excessive Physical exertion d) Injection of Drugs e) Snorting of Drugs
>> [_] Anon 2374900 Fucking numerologist being silly as usual. Search Homeotic gene.
>> [_] Anon 2374912 This hurt my brain
>> [_] Anon 2374956 >># That's because of the pyramid inside. You might be turning gay. >># Holy fucking balls. This man is 155% retarded. Dude should meet up with the Time Cube guy. I'd like to see Time-Cube-Happeh theory... i wonder if the insanity will... cube.