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[_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)22:10 No.2408430
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)22:12 No.2408431
/tg/ and /tv/ pls go
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)22:14 No.2408433
>>2408431
i don't even use them you knob
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)22:16 No.2408436
dex got rekt
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)22:24 No.2408444
Does this need to be posted every single day?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)22:25 No.2408446
>>2408444
of course
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)22:54 No.2408466
The quality is so shit its retarded
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)22:55 No.2408467
anyone else get like the hardest confused boner when she screamed?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:01 No.2408474
>>2408431
lel i backstab u
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:46 No.2408504
Hey look, nearly all of the reasons why I don't watch game of thrones, in a single clip.
The good guy here is an obvious ripoff of Inigo from The Princess Bride. The swashbuckling
acrobatics, the constant talk of taking charismatic revenge, etc. It's funny that an obvious
ripoff of a foreign character was the most likable person in the scene. After a lot of very
poorly choreographed fighting, which basically involved a lot of unnecessary jumping and the big
guy moving inordinately slow, he inexplicably dies. Apparently the big guy decided that being
stabbed in the gut with several inches of spear, then having that spear violently ripped out,
isn't really a crippling injury. He must be a video game character. Oh, did I mention Inigo
Ersatz dies in an overly-gory way? This is game of thrones, of course, where everything has to be
explicit for all of the retards out there.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:48 No.2408505
>>2408504
your autism is showing
just ignore it next time
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:48 No.2408506
>>2408504
What pissed me off the most was the attitude of those who made this scene. Think about it, the
writer/director/producer/whoever had full control over the outcome, here. They could have made
anything happen that they wanted. And they decided the good guy should die, proving themselves
edgy as an angsty teenager and taking a jab at The Princess Bride while they were at it.
The only people who want to see the bad guy win are faggots who are so jaded that they genuinely
think life sucks all the time, and that happy endings are immature. The only people who have to
be explicitly shown every last bit of sex and gore are chucklefucks with no imagination, decency
or class. And whatever moron choreographed this fight has no idea how actual combat works.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:50 No.2408508
>>2408505
>Can't actually counter any of your arguments, so I'll just call you autistic and act like that
nullifies your points.
Idiot. Let me know how that ad hominem works out for you.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:54 No.2408511
>>2408506
It's exactly what happens in the book, other than that the mountain beats his head in instead of
the eye squish thing.
Sometimes the bad guy does win, maybe you ought to read young adult fiction if GoT is too gory
for you.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:54 No.2408512
For a second I actually thought OP was stupid enough to level Dex past 20
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:55 No.2408514
>>2408511
The problem with GoT (and I say this as someone who is loosely a fan) is that the bad guys ALWAYS
win.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:58 No.2408517
>>2408512
you mean 10? casul
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:59 No.2408518
>>2408514
Insofar that's somewhat true, but there's still 2 books to go.
tbh the books have almost no "true" heroes in the sense that they're mostly more complex like
anti heroes. Which is somewhat true to reality. Scarce few people are perfecly good.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)23:59 No.2408521
>>2408504
What's interesting is the big guy has previously been described as being much faster than you'd
expect, so there's no reason at all he should be that clumsy.
>> [_] Lo'man !!yk9AoHsJDGN 06/07/14(Sat)00:00 No.2408522
>>2408504
Yes, serious but not crippling. The big guy indeed could have rolled over, and smashed 'inigo' 's
poor skull in. The 'big guy', mountain is a hardened vet. He's probably been poked in the gut
more than faggots in the red light district.
you don't die instantly from wounds like that, in fact it's the complications afterwards that
will most often kill you. The fight, while indeed poorly shot was more symbolic than anything
else.
I hate how they were trying to show Obyern as a 'gud fightr' with basic arena movements, but
that's what they were trying to get across. That a skilled fighter could totally kick the
mountain's ass, while blithering on about revenge. Especially when the mountain is wearing 200+
pounds of chain and plate mail making him slower than anything on earth.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:01 No.2408523
>>2408511
And I never could read those books not because of what happens in them, but because of the
writing style. It's painful.
And, that said, my point stands. George decided the bad guy should win just so he could seem
edgy. I repeat, he decided that, because an author has total control over the world they build.
What prompted that decision? In the real world, bad things happen to good people. We accept that
because we have to; we can't just leave and go looking for another reality (not easily, anyway).
When it happens in fiction, and happens over and over and over again to where the good guys never
catch a break, then what's the point of having fiction in the first place?
And by the way, I've watched Audition. The gore in game of thrones ain't shit.
>> [_] Lo'man !!yk9AoHsJDGN 06/07/14(Sat)00:03 No.2408524
>>2408506
GOT is full of 'The good guy dai's' moments. It's like they're trying to say 'be evil, it's good
for you'. It is indeed overly angsty and dumb but... that's how the books go.
Mebeh it's just not for you, and let it be at that.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:04 No.2408525
Does the dancing skinny faggot dies at the end of this flash or I'm just wasting my time?
>> [_] Lo'man !!yk9AoHsJDGN 06/07/14(Sat)00:05 No.2408526
>>2408523
So then... why are you here exactly? One, this is the place for 'dark and angsty' bullshit, two
well, go read a happy book then.
Fiction is also another thing. Diverse. Why not simply go read a story where the hero wins at the
end, and not a drama where good folks get fucked over.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:06 No.2408527
>>2408523
Nah dude the writing is great. Maybe not technically perfect, but its quick to read and fun.
You sound like the feminist complaining about why anyone would write books with rape or abuse to
women in them (with reference to GoT).
If you don't want conflict, don't read books about the political machinations of people in
fantastical, medieval-esque worlds..
>> [_] Lo'man !!yk9AoHsJDGN 06/07/14(Sat)00:11 No.2408530
>>2408527
^
Fucking. this!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:14 No.2408533
You clearly don't live in real life if you don't think that the bad guys don't win all the time.
and by the way, if you ball licking bastards think you can do better choreography, then what the
fuck are you doing sitting in your mothers basement reading this for? GO GET THAT JOB FAGGOTS!
ignorant pricks.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:16 No.2408534
>>2408527
Dark themes are fine when they're done well, but there's absolutely no value to something that's
just gritty and nothing else. But I wouldn't bother criticizing it if there weren't so many
people lapping it up.
Anyone who wants to see the bad guy win all the time, who doesn't like happy endings, is childish
and poorly adjusted. That's not an opinion, it's the truth. There's a reason why scenes like this
provoke anger, and why it takes a lot of desensitization to be unaffected.
>>2408533
This guy just proved my entire point with one phrase: "You clearly don't live in real life if you
don't think that the bad guys don't win all the time."
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:17 No.2408535
>>2408514
You are aware that in real life, Good people don't come out on top even most of the time, right?
The world is a largely unjust place. Bad people, psychopaths, people with self ideals, they
succeed because good people are often worried about more than themselves, or unrealistically
expect their opponents to play fair.
And far too often, people who were good become bad when they do succeed. The anecdotes of "power
corrupts" aren't merely catchy.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:17 No.2408536
>>2408523
> I repeat, he decided that, because an author has total control over the world they build.
No fucking shit. Christ you're an idiot.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:23 No.2408540
spoiler alert for all you reading the book, tierian isn't going to die, like ever. he's the only
withstanding good you'll probably see/care about in the whole storyline, besides that dragon
bitch lol.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:24 No.2408541
Everyone in this thread is childish and poorly adjusted.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:29 No.2408548
>>2408534
If you read the books you'd know most of the dawnish are annoying cunts. And oberryn's daughters
later prove to be insufferable turbocunts, which makes it hard to care about him dying
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:31 No.2408551
>>2408540
Stark boys
Stark girls
Jon snow
brien/jamie lannister(after his change of heart)
Doron martell is pretty a bretty cool guy
Bariston
Dragon bitch I guess, dont really like her character
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:33 No.2408554
>>2408534
>>2408533
bad guys sometimes lose, you want proof look at Hitler, Napoleon, not only that look at the
prison population, there is good in the world, just likes there is bad, in game of thrones good
always loses which unrealistic and breaks my suspension of belief.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)00:37 No.2408563
also berserk has more happy ending then game of thrones, and beserk is way darker and has way
more Gore, so the writer is just being edgy.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)01:20 No.2408613
>>2408563
>berserk
>ending
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>they get off the boat
>HIATUS TIME
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)01:22 No.2408618
>>2408512
>not doing a full-retard dex build with SKS and BSS at least once
>>2408517
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)01:23 No.2408621
>>2408505
GOOOOOOD GOOYMIN!
WATCH MY SHOW! DON'T CRITIQUE IT!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)01:27 No.2408624
Not pictured: The Mountain literally screaming to death in agony days later because Oberyn's
spear was poisoned
They didn't call him The Viper for kicks, kids.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)01:30 No.2408629
>>2408533
but anon what you and a lot of people fail to understand is that Oberyn was a bad guy too
he had nothing but murderous intentions for the Lannisters, and sought to destabilize the kingdom
so that Dorne could claim legitimacy to the throne.
besides which the larger point about this fight is that he had completely and totally won against
the mountain until he allowed his hot temper and arrogance to get the better of him
if it had been Bronn who was holding that spear, he would have just kept sticking fresh sprears
in the big bastard's face until he stopped moving.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)01:40 No.2408636
>>2408554
>unrealistic
>breaks my suspension of belief.
You are talking about a series in which there is literal magic, dragons, and resurrection, and
where the seasons can last for an indeterminate amount of time.
And it's not like there haven't been any victories for "good" characters. Arya escapes a number
of dangeorus situations and gets some of her revenge, for a start. In fact, most of the good
characters who die get a fair amount of shit done before they check out. Ned starts rebellion;
Rob makes serious military progress. And we see Theon get his comeuppance, and Stanis' army
repelled at Blackwater. Jeoffery kicks it -- decisively because of his lack of moral character.
You just want to bitch.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)01:42 No.2408637
>>2408629
of course Bronn had not the skill with the spear, so that's assuming he could have beat the
Mountain at all.
This thread is full of immature cunts with unrealistic world views, but no use arguing with them,
they'll either come to realize the truth on their own, or become mediocre adults. Let them figure
it out on their own or die in mediocrity, I dun care; nor should you.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)01:44 No.2408638
But there isn't any good guys or bad guys in asoiaf. Even the Others have their own culture.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)01:49 No.2408643
>>2408637
>This thread is full of immature cunts with unrealistic world views
>Waah! This highly implausible FANTASY story isn't going the way I want! It's UNREALISTIC!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)01:50 No.2408645
GoT is like Bleach, but instead of the good guy always winning its the bad guy.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)01:52 No.2408648
>>2408511
>maybe you ought to read young adult fiction
like GoT?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)01:54 No.2408650
>>2408648
I think you have to have a slightly lower amount of sex, rape and gruesome murder to be
considered YA Fiction.
