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Dex Vs Str.swf
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[Q26ZN2G]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2544327
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/9 -2014 03:52:18 Ended: 28/9 -2014 06:40:41Flashes: 1 Posts: 20
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[_] Anon 2544327 /r/ing the Ilya loli.dance loop
>> [_] Anon 2544329 I always max out Cha first because bards
>> [_] Anon 2544332 >># filthy fucking "diplomancers"
>> [_] Anon 2544333 dude! what is this from ! sause now!
>> [_] Anon 2544334 >># Seriously? It is Game of Thrones man.
>> [_] Anon 2544336 >># Lord of the Ring: A Clash of Five Armies episode 23
>> [_] Anon 2544337 >># oh wow ! never would of thought
>> [_] Anon 2544343 >># >not having a fth/dex build and god's wrathing that nigger as he stands up >not buffing wep with sunlight blade or darkmoon blade >using leather armor >acrobatic roll abuse he's so pleb he deserved to die
>> [_] Anon 2544349 >># game of thrones season 4 ep 8 from about 45:45 to 50:40
>> [_] Anon 2544352 must've been specced into dex from weapon weidling. STR caught that guy flat-footed like it was nothing.
>> [_] Anon 2544355 >># >loli.dance >right click >save video faggot
>> [_] Anon 2544356 >># >using buffs >stay casual Dex can win every time vs strength, just don't get hit. easy as fuck since all str builds have slow as fuck weapons
>> [_] Anon 2544359 He stopped using dex. He lost.
>> [_] Anon 2544361 >># but no is flash how for to be into flash fegit
>> [_] Anon 2544392 >># And that is why fighters are always better than monks. When does this show start back up again?
>> [_] Anon 2544398 >># How I into repost times But seriously, I just tested. It's been posted in the last 24 hours, can't post it again.
>> [_] Anon 2544496 >># lrn2swfchan
>> [_] Anon 2544501 CON > DEX Deal with it, you filthy profligates. I bet you think spending points in CHA is a wise choice, too.
>> [_] Anon 2544512 >># top kek
>> [_] Anon 2544551 >># i agree that dex wins as long as you can not get hit, in fact, mobility is pretty much the soul of dex builds. the buffs aren't meant as a main weapon sort of thing, they are meant to make things go faster. in fact, they can even become broken when you can get str levels of damage with high mobility and speed.


[BT4S2JO]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2416971
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 15/6 -2014 09:37:09 Ended: 15/6 -2014 11:01:30Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
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[_] Anon 2416971
>> [_] jim lahey is a drunk bastard 2416974 lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2416980 I also like to think of it as Agi VS Str.
>> [_] Anon 2417004 >># you need to balance out dex and str so you don't do low damage also he was fucking retarded for staggering thinking the battle was over people with a shit ton of str get massive hp bonus, gave him enough time to throw as many hits to finally get something that wasn't a miss, and it was a crit too fucking low level shitters don't know the common sense of stats
>> [_] Anon 2417007 Talk shit get hit
>> [_] Anon 2417032 >># Time to start watch GoT and put down Fairy Tail. >Growing to watch okay anime to watching god tier t.v. shows.
>> [_] Anon 2417037 >tfw your friends have ruined GoT for you it's like fucking doctor who, i don't even give a shit about how good the show is because the fanbase is so goddamn obnoxious
>> [_] Anon 2417038 >># you never want to have str only just like you never want to have dex only i personally prefer high dex and normal str
>> [_] Anon 2417039 >># >implying doctor who is any good
>> [_] Anon 2417041 CON ONLY MIN ALL OTHER STATS BECOME THE FATASS THAT CAN'T DIE
>> [_] Anon 2417043 >># That was clearly a coup, once he had him grappled, so I don't think it'd count as a crit. But yeah, slow and steady will win out if the stat yields are more evenly distributed.
>> [_] Anon 2417072 >># /thread
>> [_] Anon 2417073 >># Highly impractical in DND. Balance Con and Strength. High dex builds suffer from a lack of damage potential.


[CKM5CNB]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2414044
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/6 -2014 19:24:39 Ended: 12/6 -2014 23:18:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 45
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[_] Anon 2414044 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2414047 >not putting all your exp into INT
>> [_] Anon 2414048 Get wrecked bitch nigga
>> [_] Anon 2414049 >># Magic user INT master race, bitches!
>> [_] Anon 2414055 >Going full dex and using a spear It's not bad, but it's not good either.
>> [_] Anon 2414057 Man, game of thrones is fucking garbage.
>> [_] Anon 2414064 Considering the amount he's talking and not skulking in the shadows, I'd say he's Dex+Cha
>> [_] Anon 2414066 >># In the same way, the fat one took way more punishment than should be feasibly survivable. Clearly STR+CON.
>> [_] Anon 2414068 looks more like Dex vs. Con w/ diehard
>> [_] Anon 2414078 >># Not bad but it's not quite carling.
>> [_] Anon 2414079 This is why you use a halberd.
>> [_] Alfonso 2414082 >># R.I.P Ephraim
>> [_] Anon 2414087 >Dex vs. STR More like >Ideal useful weapon with lots of range, multiple methods of attack, ideal leverage and a way to grip with both hands vs. shitty piece of scrap metal that was never used in combat and was purely ceremonial due to being garbage in an actual fight
>> [_] Anon 2414100 Honestly, the best option for fighting the Mountain IS to keep one's distance, striking the legs to increase that advantage. The only real mistake Oberon made was show-boating and leaving Ser Gregor's arms intact.
>> [_] Anon 2414111 >faggot with the spear repeatedly takes his gaze off the big guy >even goes as far as turning his back on the several times >doesn't cripple the big guy after taking him down No fucking wonder he died
>> [_] Anon 2414115 >># I read somewhere two-handed swords were used as blunt weapons, so just think of it as a huge mace that will crush an enemy's bones.
>> [_] Anon 2414131 If only he had put a few more points into INT then he would have seen it coming. I would have started carving his face. I'd like to see some one pretend to be dead through that.
>> [_] Anon 2414133 >># Probably in Berserk, you faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2414135 >># >Magic Strength+Endurance master race.
>> [_] Anon 2414136 >># European swords were never particularly sharp, mostly used for bludgeoning. Two handed swords even more so.
>> [_] Anon 2414140 >># I know, just wanted to say that.
>> [_] Anon 2414142 >># They were sharp. They just didn't hack and slash at things because that dulls the blade. Nothing proves this more than the existence of a technique known as "Half-Swording". Now THAT'S using your sword like a mace.
>> [_] Anon 2414158 Are we having /tg/ discussion on /f/? Fuck yeah. Clearly, this is the epitome of STR+CON beating out DEX+CHA, because yes, you can prance about like a faggot and yes, you can kneecap and slash, but whereas you need to land a million hits, all I need is one.
>> [_] Anon 2414163 >># I don't even DnD and I know CHA is a shit stat. >talking to people >maybe convincing them that you're right I'd STR+DEX all day.
>> [_] Anon 2414166 >># Thing is, the crowd was obviously on DEX+CHA's side, however they couldn't join in. Which is where CHA would be helpful, so Viper shot himself in the kneecap before he even joined.
>> [_] Anon 2414170 >># Or to get close enough to grapple
>> [_] Anon 2414172 >># >CHA is a shit stat It's great for casters.
>> [_] Anon 2414180 Well that was depressing.
>> [_] Anon 2414181 >># >Hello there, would you mind standing still for a second while I mutter this incantation? Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 2414194 I'm confused. I feel like we're all discussing different games here.
>> [_] Anon 2414200 10/10 amazing dialogue Is the entire show this repetitive? It's like watching a "spongebob says x for 10 hours" only with wobbly dicks everywhere
>> [_] Anon 2414201 >># Just as sharp as your weeaboo ass katana and was so a full 1000 years before the japs ever managed to put out something useful.
>> [_] Anon 2414221 >># He got too cocky, he died because of his big ego, not his dex roll.
>> [_] Anon 2414228 >># So it was a failed cha roll, and perception check
>> [_] Anon 2414232 >># Yep. ^_^
>> [_] Anon 2414234 >># actually he passed the Cha roll, cause he did confess. But the saving throw...
>> [_] Anon 2414235 >not watched GoT but recognize the midget >expecting typical faggot to win even though he's like twice a small >mfw that ending get rekt
>> [_] Anon 2414240 >># Actually, CHA can be a god stat. If you build it right, you can literally talk gods into doing your bidding. A CHA-focused character can raise an army in hours from scratch, and can hang the world on a string whenever they truly want to. You just need to be clever and have the right bonuses.
>> [_] Anon 2414242 >># There's also that about the girl shitting diarrhea >># Katanas were sharper, but they were just made to cut, not to slice (e.g. opening someone's stomach with a cut, not cutting their body in half from the torso)
>> [_] Anon 2414245 >># >Hello there, would you mind standing still for a second while I swing this sword? Thanks. FTFY
>> [_] Anon 2414246 >># >spell caster using a sword Nigga what?
>> [_] Anon 2414256 >># I'm playing an Oracle in my pathfinder game 22CHA 18STR Replace sword with Morningstar, and asking politely with 'Hold Person' Spellcasters can use whatever the fuck they want son.
>> [_] Anon 2414260 >># He failed in properly disarming the enemy. Dude that size, you cripple his arms at the least. Make sure he can't fucking move a thing besides that jaw.
>> [_] Anon 2414266 >># >># Magic is for skilless casuals who can't land hits without fruity homing magic bullshit. Str+End is a true mans attributes
>> [_] Anon 2414285 >># >a true man's attributes Seriously?


[V39A3PU]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2408430
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/6 -2014 05:11:48 Ended: 7/6 -2014 08:57:53Flashes: 1 Posts: 48
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[_] Anon 2408430 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2408431 /tg/ and /tv/ pls go
>> [_] Anon 2408433 >># i don't even use them you knob
>> [_] Anon 2408436 dex got rekt
>> [_] Anon 2408444 Does this need to be posted every single day?
>> [_] Anon 2408446 >># of course
>> [_] Anon 2408466 The quality is so shit its retarded
>> [_] Anon 2408467 anyone else get like the hardest confused boner when she screamed?
>> [_] Anon 2408474 >># lel i backstab u
>> [_] Anon 2408504 Hey look, nearly all of the reasons why I don't watch game of thrones, in a single clip. The good guy here is an obvious ripoff of Inigo from The Princess Bride. The swashbuckling acrobatics, the constant talk of taking charismatic revenge, etc. It's funny that an obvious ripoff of a foreign character was the most likable person in the scene. After a lot of very poorly choreographed fighting, which basically involved a lot of unnecessary jumping and the big guy moving inordinately slow, he inexplicably dies. Apparently the big guy decided that being stabbed in the gut with several inches of spear, then having that spear violently ripped out, isn't really a crippling injury. He must be a video game character. Oh, did I mention Inigo Ersatz dies in an overly-gory way? This is game of thrones, of course, where everything has to be explicit for all of the retards out there.
>> [_] Anon 2408505 >># your autism is showing just ignore it next time
>> [_] Anon 2408506 >># What pissed me off the most was the attitude of those who made this scene. Think about it, the writer/director/producer/whoever had full control over the outcome, here. They could have made anything happen that they wanted. And they decided the good guy should die, proving themselves edgy as an angsty teenager and taking a jab at The Princess Bride while they were at it. The only people who want to see the bad guy win are faggots who are so jaded that they genuinely think life sucks all the time, and that happy endings are immature. The only people who have to be explicitly shown every last bit of sex and gore are chucklefucks with no imagination, decency or class. And whatever moron choreographed this fight has no idea how actual combat works.
>> [_] Anon 2408508 >># >Can't actually counter any of your arguments, so I'll just call you autistic and act like that nullifies your points. Idiot. Let me know how that ad hominem works out for you.
>> [_] Anon 2408511 >># It's exactly what happens in the book, other than that the mountain beats his head in instead of the eye squish thing. Sometimes the bad guy does win, maybe you ought to read young adult fiction if GoT is too gory for you.
>> [_] Anon 2408512 For a second I actually thought OP was stupid enough to level Dex past 20
>> [_] Anon 2408514 >># The problem with GoT (and I say this as someone who is loosely a fan) is that the bad guys ALWAYS win.
>> [_] Anon 2408517 >># you mean 10? casul
>> [_] Anon 2408518 >># Insofar that's somewhat true, but there's still 2 books to go. tbh the books have almost no "true" heroes in the sense that they're mostly more complex like anti heroes. Which is somewhat true to reality. Scarce few people are perfecly good.
>> [_] Anon 2408521 >># What's interesting is the big guy has previously been described as being much faster than you'd expect, so there's no reason at all he should be that clumsy.
>> [_] Lo'man !!yk9AoHsJDGN 2408522 >># Yes, serious but not crippling. The big guy indeed could have rolled over, and smashed 'inigo' 's poor skull in. The 'big guy', mountain is a hardened vet. He's probably been poked in the gut more than faggots in the red light district. you don't die instantly from wounds like that, in fact it's the complications afterwards that will most often kill you. The fight, while indeed poorly shot was more symbolic than anything else. I hate how they were trying to show Obyern as a 'gud fightr' with basic arena movements, but that's what they were trying to get across. That a skilled fighter could totally kick the mountain's ass, while blithering on about revenge. Especially when the mountain is wearing 200+ pounds of chain and plate mail making him slower than anything on earth.
>> [_] Anon 2408523 >># And I never could read those books not because of what happens in them, but because of the writing style. It's painful. And, that said, my point stands. George decided the bad guy should win just so he could seem edgy. I repeat, he decided that, because an author has total control over the world they build. What prompted that decision? In the real world, bad things happen to good people. We accept that because we have to; we can't just leave and go looking for another reality (not easily, anyway). When it happens in fiction, and happens over and over and over again to where the good guys never catch a break, then what's the point of having fiction in the first place? And by the way, I've watched Audition. The gore in game of thrones ain't shit.
>> [_] Lo'man !!yk9AoHsJDGN 2408524 >># GOT is full of 'The good guy dai's' moments. It's like they're trying to say 'be evil, it's good for you'. It is indeed overly angsty and dumb but... that's how the books go. Mebeh it's just not for you, and let it be at that.
>> [_] Anon 2408525 Does the dancing skinny faggot dies at the end of this flash or I'm just wasting my time?
>> [_] Lo'man !!yk9AoHsJDGN 2408526 >># So then... why are you here exactly? One, this is the place for 'dark and angsty' bullshit, two well, go read a happy book then. Fiction is also another thing. Diverse. Why not simply go read a story where the hero wins at the end, and not a drama where good folks get fucked over.
>> [_] Anon 2408527 >># Nah dude the writing is great. Maybe not technically perfect, but its quick to read and fun. You sound like the feminist complaining about why anyone would write books with rape or abuse to women in them (with reference to GoT). If you don't want conflict, don't read books about the political machinations of people in fantastical, medieval-esque worlds..
>> [_] Lo'man !!yk9AoHsJDGN 2408530 >># ^ Fucking. this!
>> [_] Anon 2408533 You clearly don't live in real life if you don't think that the bad guys don't win all the time. and by the way, if you ball licking bastards think you can do better choreography, then what the fuck are you doing sitting in your mothers basement reading this for? GO GET THAT JOB FAGGOTS! ignorant pricks.
>> [_] Anon 2408534 >># Dark themes are fine when they're done well, but there's absolutely no value to something that's just gritty and nothing else. But I wouldn't bother criticizing it if there weren't so many people lapping it up. Anyone who wants to see the bad guy win all the time, who doesn't like happy endings, is childish and poorly adjusted. That's not an opinion, it's the truth. There's a reason why scenes like this provoke anger, and why it takes a lot of desensitization to be unaffected. >># This guy just proved my entire point with one phrase: "You clearly don't live in real life if you don't think that the bad guys don't win all the time."
>> [_] Anon 2408535 >># You are aware that in real life, Good people don't come out on top even most of the time, right? The world is a largely unjust place. Bad people, psychopaths, people with self ideals, they succeed because good people are often worried about more than themselves, or unrealistically expect their opponents to play fair. And far too often, people who were good become bad when they do succeed. The anecdotes of "power corrupts" aren't merely catchy.
>> [_] Anon 2408536 >># > I repeat, he decided that, because an author has total control over the world they build. No fucking shit. Christ you're an idiot.
>> [_] Anon 2408540 spoiler alert for all you reading the book, tierian isn't going to die, like ever. he's the only withstanding good you'll probably see/care about in the whole storyline, besides that dragon bitch lol.
>> [_] Anon 2408541 Everyone in this thread is childish and poorly adjusted.
>> [_] Anon 2408548 >># If you read the books you'd know most of the dawnish are annoying cunts. And oberryn's daughters later prove to be insufferable turbocunts, which makes it hard to care about him dying
>> [_] Anon 2408551 >># Stark boys Stark girls Jon snow brien/jamie lannister(after his change of heart) Doron martell is pretty a bretty cool guy Bariston Dragon bitch I guess, dont really like her character
>> [_] Anon 2408554 >># >># bad guys sometimes lose, you want proof look at Hitler, Napoleon, not only that look at the prison population, there is good in the world, just likes there is bad, in game of thrones good always loses which unrealistic and breaks my suspension of belief.
>> [_] Anon 2408563 also berserk has more happy ending then game of thrones, and beserk is way darker and has way more Gore, so the writer is just being edgy.
>> [_] Anon 2408613 >># >berserk >ending HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >they get off the boat >HIATUS TIME BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>> [_] Anon 2408618 >># >not doing a full-retard dex build with SKS and BSS at least once >># YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>> [_] Anon 2408621 >># GOOOOOOD GOOYMIN! WATCH MY SHOW! DON'T CRITIQUE IT!
>> [_] Anon 2408624 Not pictured: The Mountain literally screaming to death in agony days later because Oberyn's spear was poisoned They didn't call him The Viper for kicks, kids.
>> [_] Anon 2408629 >># but anon what you and a lot of people fail to understand is that Oberyn was a bad guy too he had nothing but murderous intentions for the Lannisters, and sought to destabilize the kingdom so that Dorne could claim legitimacy to the throne. besides which the larger point about this fight is that he had completely and totally won against the mountain until he allowed his hot temper and arrogance to get the better of him if it had been Bronn who was holding that spear, he would have just kept sticking fresh sprears in the big bastard's face until he stopped moving.
>> [_] Anon 2408636 >># >unrealistic >breaks my suspension of belief. You are talking about a series in which there is literal magic, dragons, and resurrection, and where the seasons can last for an indeterminate amount of time. And it's not like there haven't been any victories for "good" characters. Arya escapes a number of dangeorus situations and gets some of her revenge, for a start. In fact, most of the good characters who die get a fair amount of shit done before they check out. Ned starts rebellion; Rob makes serious military progress. And we see Theon get his comeuppance, and Stanis' army repelled at Blackwater. Jeoffery kicks it -- decisively because of his lack of moral character. You just want to bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2408637 >># of course Bronn had not the skill with the spear, so that's assuming he could have beat the Mountain at all. This thread is full of immature cunts with unrealistic world views, but no use arguing with them, they'll either come to realize the truth on their own, or become mediocre adults. Let them figure it out on their own or die in mediocrity, I dun care; nor should you.
>> [_] Anon 2408638 But there isn't any good guys or bad guys in asoiaf. Even the Others have their own culture.
>> [_] Anon 2408643 >># >This thread is full of immature cunts with unrealistic world views >Waah! This highly implausible FANTASY story isn't going the way I want! It's UNREALISTIC!
>> [_] Anon 2408645 GoT is like Bleach, but instead of the good guy always winning its the bad guy.
>> [_] Anon 2408648 >># >maybe you ought to read young adult fiction like GoT?
>> [_] Anon 2408650 >># I think you have to have a slightly lower amount of sex, rape and gruesome murder to be considered YA Fiction.


[JTEQ774]!!!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2406275
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[_] Anon 2406275 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2406280 >5, 7, 3 ,5, 12, 2, 1, 1, 18. Ladies and gentlemen, STR's rolls.
>> [_] Anon 2406297 i liked it
>> [_] Anon 2406316 It was kind of lame and the fighting was shit. They could have had more than three lines repeated over and over. 2/10 animu-tier retardfodder
>> [_] Anon 2406317 >># They could of had a giant and epic battle if they didn't have tyrion talking about beatles for 5 minutes
>> [_] Anon 2406321 >># That probably would have been worse, since there are so many fucking jump cuts it's obvious that neither actor actually knows any acrobatics and they're trying to compensate with movie magic. Any more randumb jumps to the crowd mid-swing and my eyes may have started bleeding.
>> [_] Jake from Statefarm 2406326 Str's equipment load was over 70, so he couldn't roll around like a fucking fairy
>> [_] Anon 2406328 >># This spinning bullshit was bad and the lines was boring. I found the beetle talk more entertaining. I'm hoping it's written in the books.
>> [_] Anon 2406334 1v1'd the dudes sis before killing the spear chucking phaggot str: 2/0 dex: 0/1 str wins
>> [_] Anon 2406336 he had some points in HP, not only STR
>> [_] Anon 2406337 >># So many unnecessary moves.
>> [_] Anon 2406341 How can people watch this shit? Like seriously?
>> [_] Anon 2406344 >># the one dude is actually the worlds leading strong man right now...
>> [_] Anon 2406349 >># the spinnig wasn't hollywwod, it was wushu/modern kung fu. The lines are the same as in the book btw, blame Martin if anyone.
>> [_] Anon 2406351 >># If it makes you feel better most people watch it cause they're either way too into the books or they just enjoy seeing nudity and incest but it's not all that bad anon
>> [_] Anon 2406357 >># In the book the martel guy is described more as quickly jabbing and keeping his distance and being fast than doing acrobatics, also in the books it is much more heart-felt when he does his 'combat court' with the mountain. If the season would have spent more time developing Oberyn's agenda and how he felt it would have seemed less superficial. Don't blame martin, blame the series.
>> [_] Anon 2406359 >># >># >real duels are actually epic fights and last more than a minute Take off your anime goggles and realize what you're watching, dipshits
>> [_] Anon 2406362 >excessive, pointless nudity >unrealistic fight scenes >repetitive dialogue that they basically stole from the Princess Bride >killing off characters people like, even when it doesn't server the plot, just to be 'edgy' And now I remember just a few of the reasons why I don't watch this show
>> [_] Anon 2406365 Of course the only place on the internet where the majority doesn't like this fight is 4chan. Halfofyouarejustgenerallyunpleasantpeopl ewhocan'teverbehappywithanything(>># 1>>#),someofyouarehipsterfaggotswho haveconvincedthemselvesthatthisshowisgarb age(>>#>>#),andtherestofyoudo n'tlikeitbecause"I'mtoodulltofocusonanyth ingbesideshowcoolitlooks"(>>#>># 316 >>#)
>> [_] Anon 2406367 >># >Projecting THIS hard Maybe you should go ride a bike or something.
>> [_] Anon 2406369 >># ... you're on here too, you know >And personally, I loved this scene because Oberyn dies
>> [_] Anon 2406370 >># Actually, I don't like it because of the pretense. It's like the darker and edgier craze of the early 2000s, taken to its extreme where there's nothing left but edginess. It's like Lord of the Rings, if it were written by an angsty highschooler.
>> [_] Anon 2406371 >># My projection is only less than or equal to the projection that it's shit Also bikes are for fucking casuals, leaving my basement hurts my precious melanin
>> [_] Anon 2406374 >># >My projection is only less than or equal to the projection that it's shit That doesn't even make sense. Those words don't fit together that way. Why don't you google "Projecting" and then try and figure out how your post can be interpreted as 'not terrible'?
>> [_] Anon 2406378 >># I took your glorious advice, dear anon, in attempt to help you seeing as I pity those with mental handicaps. However, I don't want to do all of your homework for you, so I've included four different definitions so that you can guess-and-check which definitions make sense with my statement so that you can learn something :') Prejoect (verb): 1. estimate or forecast (something) on the basis of present trends. "spending was projected at $72 million" 2. extend outward beyond something else; protrude. "I noticed a slip of paper projecting from the book" 3. throw or cause to move forward or outward. "seeds are projected from the tree" 4. present or promote (a particular view or image). "he strives to project an image of youth"
>> [_] Anon 2406379 >># >Prejoect Oh man, now I just look silly. I hope I'm not projecting some sort of idiotic view of myself
>> [_] Anon 2406386 >># Did you read those definitions? I don't think you did if you still think your post made sense. 1 is obviously out, as are 2 and 3. 4 is out because it means to promote, or to figuratively extend outwards, and nobody was 'promoting that it's shit'. I don't really get why you made such a long post.
>> [_] Anon 2406387 >># >
>> >Anonymous 2406334▶ Its constitution, fucking CON
>> [_] Anon 2406390 >># have you watched people fight they are usually too psyched out enough to realize they are talking
>> [_] Anon 2406391 >># nigger it's not about what they did in the end it's about how they ended up having to emulate the idea the director had in the first place The art is the amount of tries and failures and what ended up being "good" to them once they had been through that experience
>> [_] Anon 2406392 >># >nobody was promoting that it's shit dear anon I've found our problem, you didn't read a damn thing in this thread
>> [_] Anon 2406393 >># if you watch the show when it is in front of you it is this, yes If you think about the show later then you start seeing all the other things, and that is why the haters hate and the lovers love
>> [_] Anon 2406395 >># If you think that 'expressing an opinion' is 'projecting', then you're wrong by every definition of the word. I don't know why you're so caught up on this when you're clearly wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2406396 >># >expressing >opinion >making terms known somehow >a list of terms that you follow >that isn't projecting
>> [_] Anon 2406399 >># You're right, that isn't projecting. That's also a very awkward definition of 'expression', but whether I go by your definition or the actual definition, that still isn't projecting. Again, I don't see why you're continuing to argue this point when it's completely obvious that you're wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2406400 >># I am >># >># >># This guy not the one you were talking to I just noticed you had trouble understanding something Just know that even I am wrong, and this is us all trying to know what right is. Love you.
>> [_] Anon 2406401 >># >excessive, pointless nudity Because medieval times where actually quite tame, and the author isn't trying to accurately depict a semblance of them >unrealistic fight scenes Most realistic I've seen. It's actually one of the only shows where, when I'm watching it, I can actually see a fight happening, and not just a series of cuts that imply fightiing >Repetitive dialogue ... have you only seen this one scene? >Killing off characters just to be 'edgy' They kill off characters because it makes a damn good story! the series (referring to the books and the show thus-far) is FAMOUS for the fact no character is safe. It's not edgy, it's just brutal. Personally, I love the fact that characters can't just hide behind plot-armor >arguing for the sake of arguing
>> [_] Anon 2406402 why do you guys always have to argue be nice to each other plz
>> [_] Anon 2406403 >># Also, can someone post the Tyrion scene with beatles?
>> [_] Anon 2406405 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAOzMs9H bWg
>> [_] Anon 2406406 >># >Most realistic I've seen. You're allowed to like the show, but you're not allowed to say that with a straight face. >I can actually see a fight happening, and not just a series of cuts that imply fightiing Well, maybe between all of the ridiculous jump cuts that take you away from the action and make following the fights unnecessarily confusing just to cover up the actors' inability to fight. Go ahead and watch Ong Bak or something. That's how you do fight scenes correctly.
>> [_] Anon 2406407 Damnit look at all of you. Opinions are different facts about a thing. Personalities are RECOGNIZED AS groups of these opinions that follow the same terms. Weird people follow terms that don't quite relate, IN TERMS OF OTHERS. Every opinion about this show is true. The haters say the "lazy ones" and the lovers say the "good ones". Why don't the lovers talk some shit. We all know hating is fun. Loving isnt as "fun" because it doesn't make your dick as hard. People are into that. This entire fuckassery is a man, who knows enough people to get a bunch of cameras and microphones and actors around him, needs money. He is using all of those things to make money, because when he goes home and tries to eat fucking food he likes to have good tasting fuckiing food in his house this is how he keeps food in his house and doesn't have to bitch about how the food taste
>> [_] Anon 2406408 >># Ah, I didn't realize that my posts have projection priority! Obviously >># >># >># are just humble opinions of open-minded critics, silly me.
>> [_] Anon 2406409 >># Now there's no need to swear anon we still think you're a badass even if you don't throw around your swear words
>> [_] Anon 2406414 >># but it's about feeeeelings the words are just sooooouuundddsss we use to make them known
>> [_] Anon 2406415 >># Those are all opinions, yes. Why are you linking to them? By 'projection priority', do you mean that I used the term correctly to refer to you, and you're upset with me because you used it incorrectly afterwards? Your posts are seriously taking a quality hit. Spend some more time writing them so I have to spend a little less time deciphering them.
>> [_] Anon 2406417 >># Hey it's fine with me but it's still unnecessary to swear so much you're still a badass in my heart <3
>> [_] Anon 2406420 >># We understand.
>> [_] Anon 2406421 >># And that's why we love you <3
>> [_] Anon 2406424 >># Thanks KHUN KHUN KHUN >># And "Most realistic I've seen" implies that out of all the shows I've seen with medieval fight scenes, that I found this one the most realistic. For all you know, this is the only one I've seen >Although I do fucking love Vikings Anyways, I'll watch it. Love a good Martial Arts movie >># and that was beautiful anon. But I'm just arguing because I have another 2 hours until work, have already fapped, and have nothing else to do until then
>> [_] Anon 2406425 >># >Those are all opinions, yes Indeed, thank you for your insight. The emphasis wasn't on the fact that they're opinions, but that the holders of said opinions see them as fact, and so when I got called out for "projecting", it baffled me. It's not my fault that you can't interpret the sentence "My projection is only less than or equal to the projection that it's shit", but if you're going to try to turn this into some sort of game where you feel like a puppet master, then it's best to do it when you didn't start out by attacking a post that you misinterpreted
>> [_] Anon 2406426 >># you're welcome im glad i could contribute something
>> [_] Anon 2406427 >># The way you are using "projection" in that context is the problem. It's almost like you're using it in a psychological way, as in "Many homophobic men actually have homosexual tendencies and project their feelings about themselves onto homosexuals". If that were you case, than what is that implying about your sentence?
>> [_] Anon 2406428 >># >but that the holders of said opinions see them as fact That still doesn't make them projecting. That isn't what that word means. You can't just pick random words and force new definitions on them because you want to. The word already means things, and that isn't one of the things it means. Honestly, I'm just confused at this point as to why you're not getting this. You posted four definitions yourself, surely you can sift through them and see that none of them apply.
>> [_] Anon 2406429 >># >stop not liking what I like
>> [_] Anon 2406434 >># >hi, i'm a disconnected sociopath
>> [_] Anon 2406436 >># What does that even mean? I don't understand what you're implying. Something being popular doesn't automatically make it good (or bad), and this was not good. How does that make me a sociopath?
>> [_] Anon 2406437 >># "My projection [that Game of Thrones is not shit] is only less than or equal to the projection that [Game of Thrones is] shit" It's not that hard. Is this argument because you don't think people expressing opinions can project? Why not? If I think "hey Game of Thrones is garbage, I'm going to tell these people that it's garbage", that's an opinion (an opinion stated many times in this thread), and I'm projecting my view onto the other people into the thread.
>> [_] Anon 2406438 >># definition 4: To present or promote. Are you trying to tell me that not one person on this thread tried to present or promote that Game of Thrones is crap? > Honestly, I'm just confused at this point as to why you're not getting this. Hey look we have something in common
>> [_] Anon 2406439 >># 1/5 you illiterate swine
>> [_] Anon 2406440 >># >"My projection [that Game of Thrones is not shit] is only less than or equal to the projection that [Game of Thrones is] shit" It's clear that you don't understand the post you were replying to, which may be the source of your confusion. The reason you were called out on "projecting" was because you were "projecting" qualities like "can't ever be happy with anything" and "hipster faggots" from yourself onto others. The post was calling you out on applying traits you see in yourself onto others. That's what projecting means in that context, and it's correct in that context. You can't "project" that something isn't shit just by expressing an opinion, because that isn't what the word connotes.
>> [_] Anon 2406441 Holy shit what the fuck is going on in here? Did /v/ /mu/ and /tv/ combine?
>> [_] Anon 2406442 The audience, though. >Something violent is happening, lets go watch >Oh shit, violent things are happening
>> [_] Anon 2406443 I'm never posting this flash again everyone is so mean to each other
>> [_] Anon 2406444 >># *deep sigh* No, don't worry, I got the petty insult, but apparently when you fight fire with fire, people think you're throwing water on them
>> [_] Anon 2406445 >># See you next week.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2406446 >># kek >># see >>#
>> [_] Anon 2406447 >># MOTHERFUKKIN TRAINWRECKS TO YOUR LEFT WILDFIRES TO YOUR RIGHT AND UP AHEAD WE HAVE GODZILLA DESTROYING ALL MONSTERS DON'T WORRY ABOUT SURVIVING, NOBODY IN THIS THREAD MAKES IT OUT ALIVE
>> [_] Anon 2406448 >># >*emotions* If you understood my post, you wouldn't have posted the following: >"My projection [that Game of Thrones is not shit] is only less than or equal to the projection that [Game of Thrones is] shit" You probably also wouldn't have been confused all this time, and likely wouldn't have misused the word 'project'. You seem to have a habit of trying to argue indefensible positions.
>> [_] Anon 2406449 >># >the fact that characters can't just hide behind plot-armor Characters that will definitely survive the entire series >Jon Snow >Sam >Tyrion >Danerys >Bran Chances are, Jon is going to become king and Danerys will be queen. Jon has Targaeryan blood, after all. >inb4 hurr durr he got stabbed It didn't say he died, and the way he'll survive is most likely Melisandre bringing him back. Even if he does "die" for a while, he is a warg so his soul will be in Ghost's body. If that happens, they will find some way to return him to human form by the end of the series.
>> [_] Anon 2406451 >># They probably expected an "honorable" fight. See Bron vs the knight in the Veil. The audience wanted to see showmanship and skill (which is why they were cheering when The Viper was being acrobatic), not brutal strength and gore (which is why they freaked out when The Mountain popped brains all over). I'm sure if Gregor decapitated/stabbed Oberyn the audience wouldn't be very taken aback.
>> [_] Anon 2406454 >># I admit that I didn't see how "My projection [that Game of Thrones is not shit] is only less than or equal to the projection that [Game of Thrones is] shit" would make it more confusing at first (though it still makes sense, anon), and that I lost sight of the context a couple of times, right around >>#. So there, if I own up to anything it's that I eventually led to the conversation going off topic. Eventually, however, not at first. For that I'm still going to be a stubborn asshole
>> [_] Anon 2406456 >># >Jon has Targaeryan blood, after all >he is a warg spoilers, you fucking asshole
>> [_] Anon 2406458 >># oh shut up you faggot you just watched a heavily spoiler flash go read the book you lazy prick
>> [_] Anon 2406460 >># >you just watched a heavily spoiler flash implying I would've watched it if I hadn't seen it yet And I am reading, faggot, which is why it's extra sexually frustrating >everyone who gets spoiled should shut up and it's not the spoiler's fault at all
>> [_] Anon 2406461 >># The three lines were important to Prince Oberyn because they were part of his all-consuming main goal in life since his sister's murder. Meanwhile, The Mountain isn't some witty poet-- he's not going to be spouting hilarious or quotable one-liners throughout the fight-- he's a brutal, merciless executioner. The lines actually added a lot to the fight IN THE BOOK because Gregor followed each of the three lines with a punctuating assault on Oberyn. >I killed her children He punches Oberyn with his metal-clad fist >I raped her He shoves his thumbs in to Oberyn's eyes, ripping apart his eyeballs and pouring blood (how he probably penetrated Oberyn's sister's vag) >and I murdered her He kills Oberyn It was a good setup in the book, not sure why they fucked it up in the show.
>> [_] Anon 2406463 >># read faster than you faggot it's your fault for reading muh rights don't end where your spoilers begin
>> [_] Anon 2406464 >># *then hahahahahha how did you even read the books you illiterate fucking shit
>> [_] Anon 2406466 >># when did i say i read the books you retard i just told you to read them
>> [_] Anon 2406470 >># >muh insults
>> [_] Anon 2406472 >># b-b-b-but you insulted me 3:
>> [_] Anon 2406473 this is why we shouldnt allow GoT on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2406474 >># why the fuck didn't he stab his hands or legs or something god this is just so stupid it's something that would never happen in an actual fight just leaving your opponent on the floor completely unharmed while you walk around him in a circle
>> [_] Anon 2406476 >># Calm your tits and let me explain why I haven't spoiled anything for you: All of the Stark children were/are "wargs" (Robb, Sansa, Arya, Bran, Rickon, and even Jon) in that they had a special connection with their wolves that allowed them to see through their eyes basically (although they can't control other animals). The reason Robb didn't come back is because his wolf was killed as well, and if Sansa dies she dies permanently because her wolf was killed. cont.
>> [_] Anon 2406480 >># Arya has wolf dreams through Nymeria but she doesn't realize that they are actual events she sees through Nymeria's eyes (leading a pack and killing things in the forest). Bran has the same dreams (which IS covered in the show already) and the siblings explain to him that it's because he's a warg. So far that's two Stark children clearly shown to be wargs involving their wolves. Rickon clearly has unnatural control over his vicious wolf Shaggy Dog in the very first season (in the tombs scene), which implies warg-like abilities. Robb always had his direwolf at his side and it obeyed his every command despite the fact that it's never mentioned anywhere that wolves can be tamed by any normal person and the only people who can/do keep wild animals as loyal companions are wargs as shown with the wildling wargs.
>> [_] Anon 2406482 >># My point is ALL OF THIS was covered by the television show ALREADY or at least heavily implied. It shouldn't be any spoiler than the Stark children are wargs (at least in terms of their wolves). As for Jon's Targaeryan blood, it's not a spoiler because the books haven't gotten to his lineage yet. It's context clues is all-- not actual canon, but just fan theories based on loads of evidence. Even the show has tons of clues that Jon is the son of Rhaegar and Ned's sister. It hasn't been confirmed yet, so it isn't a spoiler until the next book comes out.
>> [_] Anon 2406488 >># I sort of recognize that girl so I think it might be game of thrones Given I know nothing about it.. This isn't even a fight In such a fight they would never let the better armed guy win, all TV is just shit like that. I kin- >looking back at the video Wait what Is the heavy guy crushing the other guy's skull? I think I missed that
>> [_] Anon 2406489 >># Did you even watch this flash? >why the fuck didn't he stab his legs or something Gregor's leg is sliced open in the first minute of the fight >this is just so stupid it's something that would never happen in an actual fight hurr durr I am an expert on actual medieval fights >just leaving your opponent on the floor completely unharmed Gregor's leg is sliced open, his side pouring blood out, and his internal organs impaled by a spear And if you read the books you'd also know that the spear was poisoned adding to Oberyn's incorrect belief that Gregor was completely disabled, but you're clearly incapable of even watching a 2-minute flash so reading ANY book must be unimaginably beyond your level.
>> [_] Anon 2406492 >># That's why you should watch Game of Thrones, it's not just counter-mainstream (i.e. almost none of the main characters have plot armor, the supposedly "good" guys don't always win in the end, and there's no obvious cut-and-dry good and evil) but a really involved twist of intricate politics and exciting fantasy. The show does leave out a lot of the finer plot details, which loses some of the charm of the author's incredible skill in crafting intertwining story lines and believable, relate-able characters (even the "evil" ones like Cersei have understandable and relate-able motives like protecting her children).
>> [_] Anon 2406506 /tg/ pls go
>> [_] Anon 2406517 >last stand proc (wake up for 10 sec after getting knocked down) >unarmed crit simple
>> [_] Anon 2406535 >># >monk not using touch of karma during the fight >not using touch of death to finish him Shit tier duel
>> [_] Anon 2406543 Str and Con v. Dex and Cha
>> [_] Anon 2406550 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wasxw0n0 MNI
>> [_] Anon 2406557 >># >anyone who dislikes what I like is some kind of unlikeable human being Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.
>> [_] Anon 2406567 >94 replies >To a flash >In under five hours >On /f/ What the fuck is going on around here? Since when has any flash ever broken 25 replies in this amount of time?
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2406570 >># every day basically do you even /f/?
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2406571 >># When moot added captachas /f/uck you moot got +200 replies.
>> [_] Anon 2406572 >># When did that happen?
>> [_] Anon 2406578 >jackass with the spear keeps turning his back on the big guy with the sword >people in the thread somehow think this is "realistic"
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2406582 >># see >># >When moot added captachas [...]
>> [_] Anon 2406583 >># HE'S JUST DOING TWIRLS YOU DONT GET ART YOU ILLITERATE SOCIOPATHIC RACIST NIGGER
>> [_] Anon 2406592 >># I come and go, I don't remember it being this fast in the past.
>> [_] Anon 2406593 >># Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 2406616 >># when moot fucked something up give papers please flash got over nine thousand replies


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>> [_] Anon 2404294 >># Lol
>> [_] Anon 2404295 Too bad it's a DKO.
>> [_] Anon 2404296 i do apologise about the quality of the flash i'm not used to it yet and i was just trying to make it really quick
>> [_] Anon 2404319 >># Quality is solid for the duration considering the filesize limit. Ya done good.
>> [_] Anon 2404320 This is not an accurate comparison. The dex character was clearly not putting his all into it.
>> [_] Anon 2404324 >># The dex character also got a second fucking weapon for free after his first one broke.
>> [_] Anon 2404326 >># Yup. Also he was twirling it around like he was in a goddamned parade. That ain't how a man uses a spear if he's trying to not die.
>> [_] Anon 2404327 Logically they're both idiots, neither were using their weapons correctly. Also >I used to be a wealthy lord, but I took a mountain to the face.
>> [_] Anon 2404331 Someone get these fucking noobs a guide.
>> [_] Anon 2404345 >># That is also very true. For a guy who's so used to killing people, the mountain was really shit at using his weapon.
>> [_] Anon 2404351 >># Thank you so much sorry for slow as fuck reply though
>> [_] Anon 2404352 >># Turns out life is easier when you're fuckhuge.
>> [_] Anon 2404355 the problem with evasion tanking is that eventually you run out of cool downs.
>> [_] Anon 2404358 To Me this is like a good dark souls Fight. I don't care fucking fancy you are, Poison or not, if i land a fucking hit you rolling sack of shit your gone.
>> [_] Anon 2404359 >># Dex is the stat of the cocky. Str is the stat of the man who gets shit done.
>> [_] Anon 2404361 >All of the wasted energy doing pointless flips It's just like in anime. The fast guy always beats the strong guy, because "gotta go fast"
>> [_] Anon 2404363 It made me giggle just HOW MANY teeth the mountain knocked out with one punch.
>> [_] Anon 2404367 >># did you not watch the flash the dex guy gets his shit kicked in hard
>> [_] Anon 2404378 >># He's agreeing with you, anon. He's saying that the dex user wasn't fighting correctly, and was fighting flashy AKA "stat of the cocky" The str guy just fucked shit up, aka "got shit done" basically, DEXfags getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
>> [_] Anon 2404380 >># Only problem with that is the dexfag still put a nice big fat hole in the str guy's chest and clearly would have won had he not been fucking around the whole fight for other reasons.
>> [_] Anon 2404381 Get some poise, mate.
>> [_] Anon 2404382 >># lol underappreciated comment
>> [_] Anon 2404386 >># there's no such thing as an appreciated or underappreciated comment on 4chan. number of replies has a correlation with post quality but they aren't mutually exclusive. aka we don't have upvotes here
>> [_] Anon 2404387 >># Go to bed, giantdad.
>> [_] Anon 2404388 >># sorry i responded to the wrong comment i was referring to >>#
>> [_] Anon 2404397 Strength character dies because poison, Dex wins from the afterlife.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2404402 the guy's a dancer >you raped her reminds me of valkyrie profile though
>> [_] Anon 2404409 Wow, Oberyn's actor is pretty shit.
>> [_] Anon 2404416 >># terrible acting hot as hell actor
>> [_] Anon 2404438 >># But strength character has an ankh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FGT7Nzq DRU Get hype.
>> [_] Jake from Statefarm 2404441 >tfw have heaviest armor >tfw can still roll like a daisy
>> [_] Anon 2404446 >TFW He only died from being a cocky punk and no finishing him quick like a honorable man.
>> [_] Anon 2404447 This annoyed the shit out of me, man. The whole fight i was yelling, 'Don't play with your food! Finish him'
>> [_] Anon 2404449 >># In the book it states he wanted to give the mountain the slowest, most painful death for what he did to the baby/aegon or whatever. Stabbing him a couple times to get the poison flowing in his veins is all he truly wanted.
>> [_] Anon 2404451 >># But in the book everybody knew why oberyn wanted to fight and kill the mountain in the show no one knows anything at all it's really lackluster
>> [_] Anon 2404452 >># Shit, really? Did they skip all that content for more sex scenes?
>> [_] Anon 2404454 >># I've personally only skimmed read most of the book because im too autistic to sit down and enjoy it but probably the main attraction to this show for most people is the fact it has so much nudity in it and gore
>> [_] Anon 2404461 So many jump cuts -.- I hate seeing that in action scenes. The audience sometime has a hard time following if it cuts every got damn 1/4 of a second. And it only means that the actors arn't at all skilled to hold up the scene without movie magic cuts. See: ong bak; hardly any jump cuts and amazing choreography and acrobatics
>> [_] Anon 2404468 >># As an autistic fan of the books and universe all around; I'd say that the show's actually really good for a viewer who wants to be involved in a good story. Although, the betrayal, sex, and violence helps
>> [_] Anon 2404470 >># You forget the incest that helps the most but either way all i hear people mentioning when it comes to the tv show is tits tits tits tits tits incest tits tits
>> [_] Anon 2404483 the spear is poisoned and he dies later
>> [_] Anon 2404484 >># that's been clarified more than once in this thread but thanks anyway :D
>> [_] Anon 2404498 is this that shitty throne game thingy all the normalfaggots are watching because they're too plebeian for some REAL medieval fiction? oooh destroyed his eyes with his fingers so stronk so badass bloody screen SO REAL
>> [_] Anon 2404502 >># calm down
>> [_] Anon 2404505 >># The books are better. It's subtly implied that Oberyn (DEX) was poisoning slowly Tywin (The guy he pointed at in the crowd) over time, but his plan failed because of this duel.



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