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[_] Anon 3471936

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[_] Anon 3437474 It's been far too long...
>> [_] Anon 3437476 If you're this, you're X If you're not, you're Y
>> [_] Anon 3437483 >># I'm sure there's a doc edit that would be perfect for this somehow
>> [_] Anon 3437486 STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS THE KING OF THE PORTAL EVERYONE LOVES STRAWBERRY CLOCK
>> [_] Anon 3437504 >># these things always seem really ingeniousness
>> [_] Anon 3437535 Omg, i love this, its been too long since this has been here
>> [_] Anon 3437537 haven't seen this sine like 2011
>> [_] Anon 3437540 Lock Legion > Clock Crew

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[_] Anon 3248945 lolclockposting Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3248967 what year is this, and why does is this still valid in CY+2
>> [_] Anon 3248973 >># Because things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
>> [_] Anon 3249042 Welp, I'm gay.

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[_] Anon 3112305 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3112307 Thanks Obama
>> [_] Anon 3112313 Blah blah blah red pill blah blah blah
>> [_] Anon 3112422 >># Hahaha really btfo the redpillers there friendoe
>> [_] Anon 3112438 too real

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[_] Anon 2830174
>> [_] Anon 2830270 >># Thanks strawberry clock that was very thoughtful.
>> [_] Anon 2830408 >># Your'e gay

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[_] /r/ inside suomynonA 2805090 /r/ing that stupid cover of Super Sonic Racing or whatever the fuck flash it was. Also Strawberry clock is the god of newgrounds.
>> [_] Anon 2805112 >implying 4chan has anything to do with autistic newgrounds clock crew bullshit clock crew was relevant from like 1998-2001, before 4chan even existed.

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[_] Anon 2800008
>> [_] Anon 2800033 So it doesn't matter what I do because it'll always have a negative downfall in the eyes of others? Does that mean I should feel free to do what I want without fear of rejection? Because that's what I'm getting from this.
>> [_] Anon 2800040 for a moment i thought it'd gibe a daily dose
>> [_] Anon 2800121 >># well sure some of this is true. most of it isn't though.
>> [_] Anon 2800125 >># gb2newgrounds
>> [_] Anon 2800128 MGTOW 4 LIFE CUNTS
>> [_] Anon 2800129 >if she has a headache shes tired >if you have a headache your gay LMAO WHAT IS THIS EDITED

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[_] Anon 2763614 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2763657 And thats why you either learn not to give a shit or become a whipped faggot
>> [_] Anon 2763662 >># ur gay
>> [_] Anon 2763737 >># Feminism in a nutshell
>> [_] Anon 2763786 Troll lessons with Fag and Got.
>> [_] Anon 2763788 >># >clock is this 2005?
>> [_] Anon 2763790 If you agree with this flash, you're a permavirgin foreveralone 4chan stereotype. If you don't, you're a normie scumbag who shouldn't be watching this. Ayy
>> [_] Anon 2763792 I've never been called gay that many times by a strawberry before. faggot
>> [_] Anon 2763793 >># i think what it's saying is that you need to stay on the fence about everything. maybe

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[_] Anon 2699097
>> [_] Anon 2699170 The real life lesson: You can't please everybody, so don't bother trying to please anybody.
>> [_] Anon 2699172 Back in the day, strawberry clock was the cancer of NG.
>> [_] Anon 2699217 Neat.
>> [_] Anon 2699222 I recognize this thing, but I don't know what it's from.
>> [_] Anon 2699240 >># a faggot who spammed a bunch of shitty 0-effort flashes to newgrounds and managed to turn himself into a meme
>> [_] Anon 2699257 always love this when i see it
>> [_] Anon 2699291 >># So much truth in this.

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[_] posting truth Anon 2400137 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2400158 sage
>> [_] Anon 2400193 Fucking Shit ass ham beast bitch Feminists kill 'em all!
>> [_] Anon 2400212 we need to post a link to this on every feminist thread on 4chan and on every feminist site or group out there. it's so true it hurts.
>> [_] Anon 2400220 ITT what fedora-fags really believe
>> [_] Anon 2400227 >># ITT a fag that thinks feminists are actually respectful and responsible people that would treat Normal, non-abusive men in a non-abusive manner.
>> [_] Anon 2400231 newground clockbullshit wasnt funny 15 years ago, it isnt funny today.
>> [_] Anon 2400232 >># SHH, YOU CANT REASON WITH THEIR KIND. just let them believe this, since from all their experience they clearly understand women best, ammiright?
>> [_] Anon 2400238 >># >if you have a headache >pause >you're gay pretty harsh
>> [_] Anon 2400255 How sheltered do you have to be to think some random newgrounds joke flash is an accurate depiction of anything?
>> [_] Anon 2400256 >># I'm gay and don't get headaches. ARGUMENT INVALID.
>> [_] Anon 2400270 >># I'm gay and I do though. But I also like frilly underwear.
>> [_] Anon 2400328 Very depressing how shit women are. I would never marry a woman from a first world western country. I've seriously had enough of their entitled bullshit. I don't know how someone could actually love one of these bitches. I wish the autists on r9k would quit bitching about not getting women. There's no point to it. They're boring as hell and worthless beyond sex. I'm going back to Hungary and having kids with a respectful woman from my own country and race. Fuck this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2400331 >if you have a headache, you're gay top kek
>> [_] Anon 2400388 >># ITT people who've literally never talked to a woman in their life pretend to be experts.
>> [_] Anon 2400397 ITT everything I know about feminism I learned from 4chan, and believe unquestioningly
>> [_] Anon 2400399 To be fair guys, although there are a lot of women like this, there are a lot more who aren't.
>> [_] Anon 2400404 >># I've been on plenty of tumblrs. I know what a general feminist is like and they are complete shit
>> [_] Anon 2400410 >># >they are complete shit sauce.?
>> [_] Anon 2400419 >># >everything I know about feminism I learned from tumblr literally just as bad
>> [_] nhec fuckyourself 2400423 Fuckin' A
>> [_] Anon 2400427 >># Have you not been on tumblr or seen screenshots haha >># well they talk about the old feminists from the 80's too so legit feminists
>> [_] Anon 2400428 >># ITT Stupid ass feminists pretends that are not to defend their bitchness.
>> [_] Anon 2400429 >># >calls first wave feminists legit feminists and new age feminists feminists gooby pls u r gibn mi cancr

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[_] Too true Anon 2391688 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2391693 It's like I'm really browsing /pol/!
>> [_] Anon 2391695 >4chan an anonymous >newgrounds Please, go on.
>> [_] Anon 2391702 >># That's how you get nerd cred on newgrounds. Say you're from 4chan or that you own an anonymous mask.
>> [_] Anon 2391715 hitting too close to home
>> [_] Anon 2391724 >Worrying about the weak genre You have been born to see the rise of the artificial womb era.
>> [_] being this new 2391838 >># Learn it already. 4chan is /pol/. I don't like how edgy /pol/ is but holy shit you libtards are even worse.
>> [_] Anon 2391871 This is pretty much emphasizing double standards straight men have to deal with, right? Also, who the fuck though it was a good idea to go after pussy when he's not satisfied with his life otherwise? We all get horny, but there is more to our genuineness than that.
>> [_] Anon 2391882 I don't really get this "NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND WOMEN" 9gag-like meme. It's not like this flash says – if you think a little bit and put yourself in a woman's shoes, you'll know what does she mean. Most of women are just kinda less direct than men. But still – if a woman is a stupid cunt, these "life lessons" may probably apply.
>> [_] Anon 2391905 Or just hang out with/date nonjudgemental assholes/bitches?
>> [_] Anon 2391910 >># Girl kept getting mad at me for rejecting them, but i didn't even have a car, or a solid place to stay. That shit is like the first rule "Does he have a car?" Then gonna get mad at me if i ask her to walk with me to the theaters
>> [_] Anon 2391916 If you're gay, you're a faggot. If you aren't... You're gay.

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[_] Anon 2386962
>> [_] Anon 2387014 damn, this strawberry clock knows some shit nigga...
>> [_] Anon 2387019 This is truth.
>> [_] WKZworks 2387085 Sure is /r9k/ right here. ...and true...
>> [_] Anon 2387096 Too many women believe this bullshit. So many liberated single mothers.
>> [_] Anon 2387097 >># It's sad as fuck. It really disgusts me.

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[_] Anon 2378984 Thanks based strawberryclock
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2378988 >4chan and anonymous >a clock crew film summin' ain't right...
>> [_] Anon 2378996 >clock crew I remember Newgrounds.
>> [_] Anon 2379003 >># what's this doing in here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laFCqCCE GTc
>> [_] Anon 2379087 inb4 #nugrundy pleds 2012
>> [_] Dr. Jim 2379098 Thanks Clock
>> [_] Anon 2379123 i just learned that i'm gay. wow, thanks strawberry clock.
>> [_] Anon 2379145 10/10 good job
>> [_] Anon 2379177 >># strawberry cock*
>> [_] Anon 2379202 thatmeansyouregay.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2379207 Hot damn, I remember spending hours each day on the portal

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[_] Time for your dose Anon 2325200
>> [_] Anon 2325256 Best part was with Eskimo Bob
>> [_] Anon 2325268 If you're not OP, you don't contribute to anything. If you are, [spoiler]you're gay.[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2325289 >this is what neckbeards actually believe
>> [_] Anon 2325293 >># >this is what feminists believe ftfy
>> [_] Anon 2325334 I guess if I just stayed inside and watched soap operas, sitcoms and anime all day I'd probably believe this shit too.
>> [_] Anon 2325339 >If you have a headache, you're gay wut
>> [_] Anon 2325340 >># if every woman you meet is a cunt, you're just a shitty man
>> [_] Anon 2325361 Life Lessons: If something is bad, the opposite is not always good. People will describe their own faults in a good light, and describe your faults in a bad light.
>> [_] Anon 2325368 >if you have a headache, you're gay Whelp

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[_] Anon 2258798 Am /r/ing the nisemonogatari toothbrush scene with music.
>> [_] Anon 2258799 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwMkfGbmf hI
>> [_] Anon 2258801 >># Good attempt, but I was looking for slightly different music.
>> [_] Anon 2258802 >># 9.5/10 Amazing
>> [_] Anon 2258951 That's liek so deep I mean people are always misunderstood you no what is right what is wrong what is truth and what should you do about it what does it mean to be human are humans perfect who are the patriots la-le-lu-le-lo?

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[_] Anon 2220774 RIP in peace newgrounds Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2220780 That guy's got a great voice
>> [_] Anon 2220796 I just do my own thing within legal limits and don't care if people criticize me.
>> [_] Anon 2220805 If you have a headache ...you're gay
>> [_] Anon 2220806 Remember when Newgrounds was good? Me neither.
>> [_] Anon 2220826 >># I lost there
>> [_] Anon 2220871 Well that was very interesting. I wonder what womyn think of this
>> [_] Anon 2220874 >># Thats why you have no friends
>> [_] Anon 2220881 These are facts. It's true.
>> [_] Anon 2220901 >Rest in peace in peace newgrounds. GTFO fuck out
>> [_] Anon 2220903 >># get a load of this turbonerd
>> [_] Anon 2220904 >># implying he didnt do that on purpose dickwad are you always this ignorant or is today just a good day?
>> [_] Anon 2220953 >># What, was I supposed to take it seriously? Every line was a strawman. They are creating false presumptions and then pretending to create a legitimate inversion. You can give me any two lines and I will show you. One lines is typically a standard that men expect women to have, for the sake of argument lets assume that this is true; >If you try to protect women from the rat-race you are a chauvinist. >If you stay home and do housework, you are pansy. Ignoring that these aren't equivalent options, lets just dissect the first part. Trying to "protect" a girl by not letting her work is indeed chauvinistic. If a person wants to work for a living why shouldn't they? Is it really so strange to not want to be smothered into staying away from the big-bad world? As for being a "pansy" for staying home, that seems like something male macho culture would put forward. Plenty of women would be happy to have a stay at home dad and have good careers.
>> [_] Anon 2220954 >># ...Just like plenty don't mind staying home themselves. It should be common sense that its up to the person themselves to make their own damn life decision and to be honest with expectations when in a relationship with another person. Basically you can do this with every single line in the flash. And in general its more like "stop caring what people who don't matter think", "honestly discus what you expect from your partner", "don't try to control each other" ect. Why the fuck do we have to pretend there is an men vs women dynamic, its an problem with the entire human race.
>> [_] Anon 2220963 Sauce on song?
>> [_] Anon 2220964 >># look over at >># >># thats how a womyn would look at this add another to the list >if a woman points out double standards she is defending her gender against the evil men >if a man points out double standards he is wrong, oversimplifying, or making strawmen (i believe the word they like to use is "privileged" wich ironically only they are "privileged" to use)
>> [_] Anon 2220971 >># >># i bet ur a gril :)
>> [_] Anon 2220972 >># >ad hominum >assuming I'm a woman >making more strawmen If a woman is pointing out a double-standard, she had better not direct it towards men or else she's just as wrong, and if it is as poorly thrown together as this flash she is an equally retarded cunt. Never said anything about privilege. >they >them >boogiemen >ad hominum >strawmen
>> [_] Anon 2220973 >># >I wonder what womyn think of this >What, was I supposed to take it seriously? >>assuming I'm a woman
>> [_] Anon 2220978 >># Ah, I see. I meant to say like "why would anyone take this bait" but yeah I see how you got there now. rest of my points stand though
>> [_] Anon 2220979 >># Okay. By the way, you're a good trickster.
>> [_] Anon 2220987 am I having a deja vu or is this the same thread I saw hours ago on /b/... and yesterday... and day before yesterday
>> [_] Anon 2221008 >># for the record >># is not me (i am >>#) but he is correct as to how i got my assumptions and i thank him for answering in my absence and yes several of your points do stand but are still flawed such as this one >As for being a "pansy" for staying home, that seems like something male macho culture would put forward that is something culture itself puts forward not just macho male culture i do agree with your final point that there is no men vs. women dynamic that it is people in general but you did prove my point entirely that any time a male would try to point out inconsistencies or double standards that he is called on out supposed bullshit simply because he is defend men rather then women (or not even defending even just implying *gasp* equality)
>> [_] Anon 2221017 Um... so what person should I be then? Should I stay as a 4channer?
>> [_] Anon 2221019 >># >turbonerd >not turboturd
>> [_] Anon 2221031 so much rustling going on in here.
>> [_] Anon 2221036 >># A huge problem in the feminist discourse is just that—us versus them. It's why so many feminists are wrong about things like rape culture and [conservatives?] are wrong about equality. A lot of these tumblr feminists don't quite understand that feminism is just a specific flavour of humanism; there is no us or them—there's just us. There's no such thing as "women/men's issues," but there are human issues. While serious social critics and feminist philosophers acknowledge that, and would never entertain the "battle-of-the-sexes," tumblr feminists don't get it. The sex/gender conflict only exists when you decide it exists—it's like the bogeyman. It's an invented struggle, created by people who are strong neither in wit nor character, to try and assert their identity. It's an identity crisis that takes the form of social theory.
>> [_] Anon 2221037 >># >rustling check your privilege and get your dominant male gaze out of my bush -- i can here you rustling around in there, you neo-fascist totalitarian scum bucket.
>> [_] Anon 2221059 >># >># >># trolls trolling trolls
>> [_] Anon 2221060 >># trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls?
>> [_] Anon 2221062 The point is, kids, don't give a fuck about what everyone else calls you. Discuss with the one you love what what it is that you two want, but be fair between yourselves, don't give in to stereotypical shit and do whatever it is you two want.
>> [_] Anon 2221063 >># Feelio when no one to love
>> [_] Anon 2221069 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 5953 nice try
>> [_] Anon 2221070 >># Agree 100%

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[_] Anon 2125691 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2125695 Thank you Strawberry Clock.
>> [_] Anon 2125698 if you dont ............ ........... ............... you're gay
>> [_] Anon 2125722 >># thanks strawberry clock, keep up the good work
>> [_] Anon 2125726 GG everyone.
>> [_] Anon 2125774 >># Men always have to make it about themselves.
>> [_] Anon 2125837 >># If you try to explain what men have to deal with socially, you're selfish. If you don't... you're gay.
>> [_] Anon 2125873 newgrounds bullshit, was shit then, still shit now
>> [_] Anon 2125877 If you have a headache, you're gay.
>> [_] Anon 2125887 I guess I'm gay.. : |
>> [_] Anon 2125888 Clock Crew? Is that still a thing? Jesus, that's some infancy of the internet shit right there.

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[_] Anon 1942242 If you fap to gore, you're edgy If you don't, you're a normalfag.
>> [_] Anon 1942245 if you like loli, your a pedophile if you don't, your gay
>> [_] Anon 1942247 >># If your grammar isn't correct, you're a retard. If it is, you're a nazi.
>> [_] Anon 1942364 If you're on 4chan for the first time, you're a newfag. If you're now, you're also a newfag.

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[_] Anon 1921435
>> [_] Anon 1921468 gotta love the voice
>> [_] Roxas(the namefag that should an hero) !!T2UdrWkLSWB 1921475 >># If you don't... your gay
>> [_] Anon 1921496 moral of the story.. Oh wait, i'm already gay. no need to pander to females in the first place. superior gentlemanly peers for me thanks.
>> [_] Anon 1921505 >># agreed, sounds like; http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla yer_detailpage&v=atlFy2kM7ms#t=302s ( Jonathan Davis )
>> [_] Anon 1921506 >># Cool story bro, too bad society thinks you're an inhuman abomination.
>> [_] Anon 1921517 >># what a bunch of crap the voice is the only thing that makes it bearable
>> [_] Anon 1921520 Coolboyman (strawberryclock) is actually a pretty cool guy.
>> [_] Anon 1921522 >># right, is your almighty jeebus going to cast me into everlasting hellfire? have fun dealing with all of that forementioned female nonsense just trying to stick it into a subpar hole.

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[_] Anon 1907916 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1907949 When a person with access to flash spouts foolish comments, it's art. When a man on the street spouts foolish comments, it's stupidity.
>> [_] Anon 1907950 Whether you believe it or not, these are truths
>> [_] Anon 1907978 >># if you believe this, you're gay. if you don't, you're gay.
>> [_] Anon 1907979 >Clock Crew No screamers for me today. No siree!
>> [_] Anon 1907993 been a while since ive seen something new that i enjoyed on /f/ thanks op
>> [_] Anon 1908013 Moral of the flash: just fuck guys, it's just as good and you can both watch football afterwards.
>> [_] Anon 1908072 surprisingly good quality for a clock crew
>> [_] Anon 1908113 punching them outside of sex is abuse punching them in the middle of sex is a donkey punch and purely for your enjoyment
>> [_] Anon 1908123 women don't like me, someone call a whambulance
>> [_] Anon 1908134 F-Fuck off Strawberry. STOP. STOP
>> [_] Anon 1908137 >># If balls are touching, you are gay If balls aren't touching, you are holding back.

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[_] Anon 1873694 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Fon Shaolin !QaHT6HayjI 1873695 Lock Legion was better.
>> [_] Anon 1873859 this makes me sad.

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[_] Anon 1841775 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1841776 We need more of this strawberry fellow!
>> [_] Anon 1841785 >># newgrounds
>> [_] Anon 1841789 >If you have a headache, you're gay. lol
>> [_] Anon 1841888 clever comedic timing with "you're gay," but misrepresentations usually aren't funny, especially of things that are easily misrepresented like feminism death to the clock crew, though
>> [_] Anon 1841894 >tfw no gf and happy
>> [_] Anon 1841905 >># You're gay.
>> [_] Anon 1841920 >># Nice trips. >What misrepresentation?
>> [_] Anon 1841928 Is that Gene Simmons???
>> [_] Anon 1841931 I don't think strawberryclock actually made this flash. He's more than just an animated character, it's the handle of rom hacker CoolBoyMan.
>> [_] Anon 1842046 full quality flash here. <3
>> [_] Anon 1842048 lame
>> [_] Barrack Obama 1842055 I am Barrack Obama, and I approve this message.
>> [_] Anon 1842056 Butthurt males on the internet
>> [_] Anon 1842070 fail males are fail
>> [_] Anon 1842095 Headaches made me laugh, oh how I miss Strawberry clock
>> [_] Anon 1842096 >4chan >Clock Crew Oh just fuck off.

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[_] Anon 1822696 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1822699 Looks like the cancer from 2004 is coming back again
>> [_] Anon 1822704 >># what are you calling cancer again?
>> [_] Anon 1822789 I thought the clock crew scourge was gone from /f/...
>> [_] Anon 1822790 Even though this isn't terrible, you should still take it back to newgrounds.
>> [_] Anon 1822828 >># dued dont u kno that 4chan went 2 shit that yr?
>> [_] Anon 1822865 I like this.
>> [_] Anon 1822869 "If you have a headache: You're gay." my sides
>> [_] Anon 1822872 >># really? that's all it took?
>> [_] Anon 1822876 god this sucks.
>> [_] Anon 1822891 wow sbc still kicking, huh all hail the king of the portal although now, he whines so hard cut off your dicks clock crew
>> [_] Anon 1822898 The clock crew is still around?
>> [_] Anon 1822899 >># I didn't even know these fucks were still around. The movie makes a few good points but the fact that these worthless cunts made it just throws all of the good it had out the window. I agree with >># back to newgrounds.
>> [_] Anon 1822907 oh my god /f/ hates the clock crew? I love those faggots even more now
>> [_] Anon 1822908 >># nonononono I don't even know what the clock crew is, but I've seen this flash years ago

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[_] If you have a headache, you're gay. Anon 1813144
>> [_] Anon 1813155 >strawberry preaching to me about the negative aspects of sociological extremes only on 4chan
>> [_] Anon 1813158 "Gay"