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[_] good music/10 Anon 3102502
>> [_] Anon 3102524 Is this a... Speedrun?
>> [_] Anon 3102535 >># renamingflash/faggot
>> [_] Anon 3102540 Source on song?
>> [_] Anon 3102588 i don't get it. all i see is stupid 3d bullshit ruining sonic.
>> [_] Anon 3102609 2fast5me Idk what's going on.
>> [_] Anon 3102634 >># high speed autismo

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>> [_] Anon 3094499 >># >we all love sonic hahahaha
>> [_] Anon 3094508 I can't see this jumbled pixelated shit
>> [_] Anon 3094512 >># >not the one where Sonic goes as fast as the load in What were they thinking allowing him to go that fast? That's nearly gamebreaking tiers of fast.
>> [_] Anon 3094516 >># Oh, but you laughed at the GOTTA GO FAST, dintcha? Now it actually requires fast reflexes, who would've thought?
>> [_] Anon 3094518 i honestly think this is what sonic games should strive to be: gorgeous ethereal scenery and captivating worlds - and the inability to take it in on account of you speeding past everything in a blur. Intensely fast paced action and none of that autistic bullshit we've seen for the past 10 years.
>> [_] Anon 3094520 >># is this tool assisted? I have never played before so idk
>> [_] Anon 3094528 >># >Unleashed >requiring anythin Heads up there it's the game that birthed the Boost to Win meme. The reflexes and reactions are only necessary if you're a speed runner other wise you can get an S like you were born to do it.
>> [_] Anon 3094530 >># I loved the last Shadow vs. Sonic stage in SA2. Imagine a death race at this pace. Hype as fuck. Miss a key item on the track more times than your opponent, or he gets to them first, you're fucked.
>> [_] Anon 3094533 >># Nah, there should always be a degree of platforming in Sonic games otherwise you're just sitting there boosting, it's not fun. That and the Werehog is where Unleashed went wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3094608 best of all, he's blue colored
>> [_] Anon 3094611 i feel like i've just been injected with autism. it doesn't feel good desu senpai.
>> [_] Anon 3094612 >># No, he just took advantage of the broken geometry. In the newer 3d titles, and in some of the older ones, you can slip on the sides of ramps and break some major boundaries, keep enough speed, and you can skip major sections of levels.
>> [_] Anon 3094657 >># Who knows the song?
>> [_] Anon 3094661 >># What the hell are rings canonically anyways?
>> [_] Anon 3094664 sauce on music?
>> [_] Anon 3094686 I grew up liking Sonic. Like, the game was cool and all but I wasn't obsessed with the franchise or anything. Then, ~2007 I joined the military, and when I got out of basic training met this guy - https://myspace.com/crawford12088/video/ keesler-afb-mabe-rap/39265014 And I haven't been able to enjoy Sonic or listen to any of these songs since without feeling embarrassed.
>> [_] Anon 3094688 >># >># His World -zebreahead version made for the game.
>> [_] Anon 3094696 The best part about this flash was that he only got "A" rank. not "S" rank not even fast enough
>> [_] Anon 3094710 >># I saw some fucking platforming in there, mate. He didn't just hold down boost.

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[_] For >># Anon 2889538 For >># And the youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfx6LBb bGY Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2889544 >># thanks.
>> [_] Anon 2889627 >that loop to rail shortcut DUDE
>> [_] Anon 2889649 No wonder autistics love this game, they're trying to go as fast as this dude Fucking great
>> [_] Anon 2889652 >no rank S every time
>> [_] Anon 2889675 >># BLAST PROCESSING! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlulSyBI 2aY
>> [_] Anon 2889679 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJwJ35MK Zzg >Rank B
>> [_] Anon 2889682 >># missed so many coins surprised he even got a b

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[_] gotta go fast in his world Anon 2869951 need sauce for song Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2869965 >># >A rank Gets me every time.
>> [_] Anon 2870046 Just noticed that the "Ready, Go!" sounds like Chris-chan
>> [_] Anon 2870048 >># Original video? Thanks
>> [_] Anon 2870049 That reminds me, I still can't find the video of the guy who went so fast he out ran the stage itself loading for a while.
>> [_] Anon 2870065 >># slow af
>> [_] MX4 2870068 higher quality video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfx6LBb bGY&list=FLIoVBaYzu096g4YOlFwFFKw&index=2 1

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[_] Anon 2834848 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2834865 tool assisted?
>> [_] Anon 2834873 >># It's Legit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfx6LBb bGY
>> [_] Anon 2834879 >tfw you will never be this fast
>> [_] Anon 2834888 >># That's pretty good then. I hate seeing tool assisted runs. I prefer to see real playing on speed runs.
>> [_] Anon 2834944 >># >># >># It is tool assisted
>> [_] Anon 2835253 Hes Sanic afterall
>> [_] Anon 2835291 >># I could see this level of play happening without tools in Goldeneye, but this is (recent) Sonic and that playerbase doesn't git gud.

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>> [_] Anon 2778590 computer?
>> [_] Anon 2778604 >># no there are mistakes. most new games are like this. "Push A for eye candy"
>> [_] Anon 2778621 good devs didn't put invisible walls in every corner to reduce player's freedom
>> [_] Anon 2778639 >not posting the one where he clips through half of the city https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xxWTaBV 4WQ
>> [_] Anon 2778649 >># which stage is this
>> [_] Anon 2778665 >># It's in the same zone where that professor dude relocates, I think
>> [_] Anon 2778702 >># >implying this guy is just "pushing A for eye candy" you just threw in a hook without putting any bait on it

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[_] Anon 2716406
>> [_] Anon 2716411 >># Sanic lost world?
>> [_] Anon 2716457 Does anyone who doesn't have autism actually unironically like the sonic games?
>> [_] Anon 2716461 >># Never been diagnosed, never shown symptoms. I like GOOD Sonic games such as the classics, colors and generations. These are what most people consider to the only "good" games. Everything else is shit though.

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[_] Anon 2464100
>> [_] Anon 2464118 Okay, I give. What's this Sonic game called?
>> [_] Anon 2464131 >># Heroes. You can tell because it looks like '06 but is slightly less buggy.
>> [_] Anon 2464134 >># Unleashed actually.
>> [_] Anon 2464135 Hedgehogs aren't even fast though
>> [_] Anon 2464153 >># I know right? And they most certainly are not blue. Sega is bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2464195 Kakipi1000
>> [_] Anon 2464196 >># Don't worry, Sonic is just a special hedgehog that can go fast, which sets him apart from the other hedgehogs. Nobody can go as fast as him, except for and Shadow the Other Hedgehog because he has rocket boots, and Miles "Tales" The Fox because he has two tails that allow him to fly, and Rogue the Bat because she can also fly, and Knuckles because he can fly (it's all that Echidnas do). But not Biggs the cat, he carries a fishing pole around with him to catch only one frog, and he's fat--fat people can't go fast. Unless you're a robot, then you can be heavy and go fast.
>> [_] Anon 2464214 Aside from the parts where he skips areas, I have a hard time differentiating the moments of skill from the moments of autopilot.

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[_] Raptor !!q+4q115pm8N 2405737
>> [_] Anon 2405827 At the end in my head I heard the SSB "A NEW RECORD!" voice
>> [_] Anon 2405828 I don't get it. Was he indeed too slow? I thought A was the highest rank in japanese games
>> [_] Anon 2405833 >># Then you barely played any Japanese games. Some are A, some are S (some Sonic games), some SSS, some AAA.
>> [_] Anon 2405839 holy autism

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[_] Anon 2377596 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2377603 Whuch perks did he used?
>> [_] Anon 2377612 Didn't even S rank it. Fucking pleb.
>> [_] Anon 2377658 what shitty quality guess it just couldnt keep up
>> [_] Anon 2377659 To see sanic go this fast...this is a great thing....a great, great thing.
>> [_] Anon 2377730 player is Kakipi1000 on YT

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[_] Gotta go faster Anon 2366615
>> [_] Anon 2366634 it's awesome to see someone, who can actually play a newer sonic, the way the developers want it to be played which sonic is that, btw? unleashed? colors?
>> [_] Anon 2366640 Some parts of this are 10/10 would play
>> [_] Anon 2366645 Jesus Christ
>> [_] totallylegitadmin 2366648 first of all its sonic unleashed, second this must be a fake somehow best rank you can get is a S-Rank and in that time he should have reached it
>> [_] Anon 2366659 >># Time is only a portion of the final score. He needed to do more tricks and kill more robots in order to get S rank.

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[_] Gotta go faster Anon 2342107 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2342126 aaaaaaaaah what was this guys yt channel? He had another one of rooftop run where he speeds up then 180's around and immediately glitches off the stage
>> [_] Anon 2342135 Not even S rank.
>> [_] Anon 2342146 C'mon step up!
>> [_] Anon 2342155 >># www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfx6LBbbGY
>> [_] Anon 2342184 so this is what it looks like when you're running at super speed. I take back what I said about the flash, super speed actually looks like a breddy cool power.
>> [_] Anon 2342275 >># Just make sure you also have enhanced time perception or invulnerability unless you enjoy being a meat splat in the first few seconds
>> [_] Anon 2342277 >># I think only the first one would work out in the long run. Unless your plan in battle is to just run straight into the fucker.

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[_] 2quik Anon 2328965
>> [_] Anon 2328984 Sonic the Hedgehog One of the fastest and most attractive characters ever thought up
>> [_] Anon 2329001 oh god the processing is too blast
>> [_] Anon 2329004 if i'm not mistaken this was sonic unleashed. I love the sense of speed they gave sonic in this game and sonic generations
>> [_] Anon 2329011 >># It's Sonic 06
>> [_] Anon 2329024 >># even I know that is unleashed the youtuber who did this is just playing a sonic 06 song over it
>> [_] Anon 2329028 >># Am I edgy for liking the song in the background?
>> [_] Anon 2329035 How does he gain so much speed after falling onto a sliding rail? Mystery the Hedgehog
>> [_] Anon 2329039 >># Slippery Dick's brand hedgehog anal lube, always keeps some for when that red hedgehog feels like slipping his willy inna loose blue booty and doesn't want the shit chunks to stick.
>> [_] Anon 2329107 Can somebody link to the actual youtube video? I was desperately searching for sauce the last time somebody posted this
>> [_] Anon 2329109 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsM2ZbQtu lM
>> [_] Anon 2329112 >># >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsM2ZbQt ulM I'm going to give that cock right back to you when I find this on my own.. u people a shit
>> [_] Anon 2329117 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfx6LBbb GY
>> [_] Anon 2329121 >># >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfx6LBb bGY Ah, I was looking at this guy: http://youtu.be/JVcKhKCALCg Who also has some pretty crazy runs
>> [_] Anon 2329136 >that's not even the fastest time for the level There's another video where he went even faster.
>> [_] Anon 2329149 aw shiiit, this flash was so fast that my shock wave crashed! fuck u sanic

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[_] Anon 2299110 God /f/ is ultra boring. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2299192 Woah, which Sonic game is this from? ( I tried to find a better quality on youtube, but I failed. )
>> [_] Anon 2299202 >># I think it's Sonic Unleashed PS3/360 Post youtube link OP
>> [_] Anon 2299233 This is impressive, but this is an old video and is no longer even close to the world record. This is the longer, half-track route. This is the current world record run for Sonic: Unleashed's arid sands level: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJwJ35MKZ zg
>> [_] Anon 2299262 >># >B every time
>> [_] Anon 2299320 Complains /f/ is boring Posts sonic unironicly. ur2slo
>> [_] Anon 2299322 I am platinum bored.
>> [_] Anon 2299347 I love Kakipi1000's stuff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmk6V1Grh DA
>> [_] Anon 2299350 >># Thanks for the link, and update on the record. >># Thanks for this link too.

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[_] it's sanic saturday Anon 2297258
>> [_] Anon 2297294 and so he goes fast, not because he wants to, but because, nobody else will
>> [_] Anon 2297295 Holy shit, also which sanic is this
>> [_] Anon 2297349 >># sanic unleashed, decent if it weren't for the gay-ass werehog

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[_] SLOOWW DOOWWN!!!!! Anon 2262504 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2262589 sonic just ran through a spike trap but was like fuck it nothing can stop my fast, Nothing not even this map
>> [_] Anon 2262590 Autism at its finest
>> [_] Anon 2262591 pls tell me game pls
>> [_] Anon 2262592 And then there's this faggot ^
>> [_] Anon 2262597 >># Talk for yourself sir.
>> [_] Anon 2262600 so no one is going to tell me the name of the game?
>> [_] Anon 2262603 >># Sonic Unleashed 360/PS3, do you live under a fucking rock? Half of the stages are sucky beat-em-ups so get Generations instead and mod the Unleashed daytime levels in.
>> [_] Anon 2262608 >># >getting any sonic for ps3/360 loled heartedly
>> [_] Anon 2262632 The Japanese use S as the highest rank, Sonic was still too slow.
>> [_] Anon 2262644 >># He mentioned mods for Generations, which would imply he recommended getting the game for PC.
>> [_] Anon 2262650 >># I think that's just because he skipped a good portion of the stage.
>> [_] Anon 2262676 Why can't the Sonic series naturally play like this? I thought the whole point of Sonic was to go fast.
>> [_] Anon 2262687 >># there where parts where you had to go slow in the first fucking game
>> [_] Anon 2262697 lol holy shit they finish the level that quick and not even get a s rank ....
>> [_] Anon 2262699 Betther quality link ?

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[_] Gotta go faster! Anon 2220445
>> [_] Anon 2220458 They said I could be anything. So I became fast.
>> [_] Anon 2220468 And that's just his walking speed.
>> [_] Anon 2220470 2fast4me
>> [_] Anon 2220471 >># HE'S JUST A RUNNING MAN
>> [_] Anon 2220476 What would happen if you made a bridge out of Sonics and the Flash ran on top of it?
>> [_] Anon 2220477 whats the song?
>> [_] Anon 2220478 This shit is nothing. The guy has even crazier sonic speed runs on his youtube channel.
>> [_] Anon 2220482 >># What's the name of his channel?
>> [_] Anon 2220486 >># i must know
>> [_] Anon 2220488 >went so fast, he went through the wall. Damn, thats some flash shit.
>> [_] Anon 2220534 >># Something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VjW6u-Q2 DU
>> [_] Anon 2220540 so... what's the game?
>> [_] Anon 2220570 sonic unleashed is the game and holy fuck i never knew their was autism of this caliber in my plane
>> [_] Anon 2220587 Souce? I really want to see some ridiculous sonic speedruns, now

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[_] Ur 2 slow Anon 2216098 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2216103 appropriately marked as [P]
>> [_] Anon 2216109 >A >Not MIRACLE >Not SSS >Not even fucking S what.......
>> [_] Anon 2216112 Only A? Fuck that shit.
>> [_] Anon 2216122 >># he stopped going fast twice, thats dishonerable
>> [_] Anon 2216215 still nothing compared to how the koreans play
>> [_] Chollux 2216282 shocked this wasn't sanic
>> [_] Anon 2216283 Do not rename or post renamed files.
>> [_] Anon 2216289 >># or else what?
>> [_] Anon 2216301 >># Or else you're shitposting and making /f/ worse.
>> [_] Anon 2216304 >># deal with it nerd :^)

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[_] You're too slow Anon 2201814 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2201824 That was.... kinda cool...
>> [_] The ass Raider 2201838 >># yep...
>> [_] Anon 2201844 Too much stuff. Cant handle all the amount of stuff.
>> [_] Anon 2201905 Anyone have hte original video? The quality on this is shit
>> [_] Anon 2201908 i thought modern sonic was never good?
>> [_] Anon 2201917 what game is this?? I must get it
>> [_] Anon 2201921 >># Colors and Generations are great. Sonic 4, Sonic 2006, Unleashed, whatever the fuck, just about everything else is shit.
>> [_] Anon 2201929 That fast and STILL no Super rating... Whatta shit m8
>> [_] Anon 2201930 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzdVVywiF mg
>> [_] Anon 2201952 Kakipi1000, this isn't even his fastest run Also this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL268ww83 lo and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyvv34Eo8 _A

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[_] Anon 2199558
>> [_] Anon 2199576 holy shit
>> [_] Anon 2199577 cum on step it up
>> [_] Anon 2199579 woah what the...
>> [_] Anon 2199580 whats the song on the background ?
>> [_] Anon 2199585 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34pT0h4e6 Qo
>> [_] Anon 2199586 >only A rank holy shit what
>> [_] Anon 2199591 thanks!
>> [_] Anon 2199594 That was pretty boss actually, thats how a Sonic Game should play all the time...super speed. I wonder what would happening if Sonic got a skill boost and became more of a...hardmode game.
>> [_] Anon 2199595 >># unleashed didn't have s ranks
>> [_] Anon 2199598 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/59 7275 See for yourself how it feels to play a game that is that fast.
>> [_] Anon 2199612 I forgot the link to the youtube video of this run
>> [_] Anon 2199652 >sanic >stahp >u're glitching ur own gaem gotta_go_fast.jpeg
>> [_] Anon 2199667 Ladies and Gentlemen of 4-chan, I found it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVIAyaGa0 MM
>> [_] Anon 2199685 >># but he got a B rank in this vid.
>> [_] Anon 2199692 >># due to completion not speed.
>> [_] Anon 2199699 >># Rank is based on enemies hit
>> [_] Anon 2199721 >># If you want fast, try Ballistics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtlR3tsYb 4I

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[_] sanic is my husbando Anon 2180048 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2180076 sonic is into rap-rock now huh? good to see him keeping it real by continuing to suck the dick of ten year old trends
>> [_] Anon 2180093 Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2180094 >># Sonic isn't real, dude
>> [_] Anon 2180116 >># he's real to me.
>> [_] Anon 2180156 >zebrahead hsahbasdhahaha
>> [_] Anon 2180206 I really thought it would be one of those where he goes so fast he clips through the map. You disappointed me OP.
>> [_] Anon 2180208 >># He did clip through the map, on two different occassions.

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[_] Anon 2087140
>> [_] Anon 2087150 and then the night levels ruined everything
>> [_] Anon 2087158 >implying there's such a thing as "too fast"
>> [_] Anon 2087159 this is true speedrunning nightstages were total shit though
>> [_] Anon 2087169 would be better with the original SANIC soundtrack™ (do not copy)
>> [_] Anon 2087251 that blew my fucking mind
>> [_] Anon 2087256 More like 2 slow
>> [_] Anon 2087269 And then he got a rank A Dat game
>> [_] Anon 2087273 What level was this?
>> [_] Anon 2087288 There should be a sonic boom in there somewhere. Or several.
>> [_] Anon 2087308 i expected sanic...

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[_] Anon 2009133 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2009138 What the ever loving hell. I know unleashed was abysmal but I don't remember it to be this awful.
>> [_] Anon 2009142 Is this real time?
>> [_] Anon 2009147 >># The fuck are you saying, unleashed is totally awesome. It's just kapiki fucking the game. Those glitches are actually hard as fuck to perform.
>> [_] Anon 2009150 Not even his fastest time.
>> [_] Anon 2009151 Shit me. I guess this shows why 3d sonic games dont work well - you cant expect a normal person to have this sort of reaction time. Though apparently if you could youd have the most interesting game for a while. Interesting watch though. Captures his speed well.
>> [_] Anon 2009155 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-jfxTWqD Qg Check out this speedrun, this time performed by humans.
>> [_] Anon 2009162 >># this is a glitch run; playing this game like an actual human being is nowhere near this fast. 2D sonics couldn't be this fast either, it'd just be a mess of colors until you fell down a pit or hit a wall. that said, there is a game actually designed to be this fast. you can decide if it's playable http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXj5tuAtf Gs
>> [_] Anon 2009182 TOO MUCH SPEED
>> [_] Anon 2009199 That's how real sonic games should play. I feel the player should have difficulty controlling sonic, but can eventually master the mechanics of going fast. I know sonic's a joke, and his fanbase is god awful. But fuck man if we could get a sonic game that actually was intense like this, I'd be satisfied.
>> [_] Anon 2009206 Sonic is my childhood hero. This is how always I've seen all sonic games, fucking speed. Feels bad that sonic games have no influence in now-day's players. Feels bad that people don't see it as a good game, I mean it's ok if people don't enjoy it as much as I do, but no one? no one can really change the luck of our blue hero?
>> [_] Anon 2009209 >># you know it
>> [_] Anon 2009221 All of this time, I thought Unleashed was a bad game, little did I know our medichlorian count isn't high enough. NOW THIS IS PODRACING
>> [_] Anon 2009225 >># Yes, I feel similar, but there are two major flaws with a true "fastest thing alive" game The first being that it sounds a lot better than it would be to play, and the majority of players have poor or worse coordination, reaction time, etc., meaning most wouldn't be able to play the game with the minimal skill needed for it to play as intended and to be recognized as "good". Leading into two, too much potential = too great requirements = too hard for most = "bad game" = no sales = Sega's wasted time and Sega's wasted money = will never be attempted, they see it as better to play it safe and assure their sales.
>> [_] Anon 2009227 >># Just look at Nintendo's last like 10 Mario platformers. Now think back to the originals, Super Mario Bros., 3, RPG, etc., did those seem as copypasta to you? The fact of the matter is that these major gaming companies initially tried to conform to the player's wants, and made their games easier. This led into the spiral of laziness and conformity that is hard to recover from. As a result, these companies are afraid to climb back up, as they are surrounded by other companies making easier, more appealing games, and they are scared that if they try to increase the difficulty, sales will decline. Because of companies trying to produce less-than-casual games: A. it has led to repetitive games that lack originality, to assure sales, and B. it surrounds developing gamers with games that give no challenge, making them lazy, and preventing them from playing/liking the increasing challenge of games needed to restore creativity.
>> [_] Anon 2009231 >># tl;dr people are bad, won't sell, Sega would see it as wasted everything
>> [_] Anon 2009311 >Doesn't even get S rank Holy shit, 2fast4me
>> [_] Anon 2009325 >># >But fuck man if we could get a sonic game that actually was intense like this, I'd be satisfied. I too share this dream. A Sonic game that plays like Burnout would be balls to the wall awesome.

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[_] CAN'T STOP GOTTA GO FAST Anon 1987063 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1987067 I don't know what just happened, but I think someone just went fast.
>> [_] Anon 1987068 Daytime levels in unleashed are still better than colors and generations
>> [_] Anon 1987104 whats this games name??? Which Sonic is this? :)
>> [_] Anon 1987126 Why can't the Sonic games play like this normally?
>> [_] Anon 1987143 here's the guy who played youtube. http://www.youtube.com/user/KAKIPI1000/
>> [_] Anon 1987145 also better res http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfx6LBbb GY
>> [_] Anon 1987147 Asains I TELL YA THEY BREAK EVERY GAME EVEN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! >:(
>> [_] Anon 1987158 >># Because SEGA wants profit for all of the months they spend on games, and they cannot sell a game when it's too hard for the casual audience that they've conformed their games to. Besides, they do, else this wouldn't be possible. You just need to be better.
>> [_] Anon 1987189 game grumps are just moaning about shit that game is supposed to be played this way
>> [_] Anon 1987192 2slow4me
>> [_] Anon 1987233 >># have you played sonic '06?
>> [_] Anon 1987242 >># Sonic 06 doesn't play anything like Unleashed. >># Generations was ok. I've never played Colors. Also, Sonic Lost Worlds looks really fucking retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1987280 >># Not that guy, but I l-liked 06.

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[_] Anon 1972772 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1972779 What is this from?
>> [_] Anon 1972796 I would like a link to this that is quality... searching the filename on youtube did nothing.
>> [_] Anon 1972798 >># Looks like Sonic Unleashed by the little thing flying around Sanic at the end. Dunno, I only ever played the PS2 version and it was nowhere near this fast. If they could make a whole game like this without bugs they might succeed one day. But even this looks like it was doing hella sequence breaking.
>> [_] Anon 1972801 >># Yeah, same HUD.
>> [_] Anon 1972804 >># it would be fun but you know them having trouble making a good game with the sonic name attached to it.
>> [_] Anon 1972832 I'm pretty sure it's Sanic and the secret rings for the Wii
>> [_] Anon 1972836 >># Hilarious part is this guy did a faster speed run of this level later, and ended up only getting a B rank. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVIAyaGa0 MM
>> [_] Anon 1972841 >># Actually he only skipped 2 platforming segments. If you're good at the game you can do it almost as quick as that without any sequence breaks. The game really is just that fast.
>> [_] Anon 1972850 Giving even a single fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1972926 shit

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[_] GOTTA GO FAST Anon 1946495 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1946501 I was proud to beat City Escape. There goes my confidence.
>> [_] Anon 1946512 Youtube link because that flash is horrible http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfx6LBbb GY
>> [_] Anon 1946519 Sonic was going too fast
>> [_] Anon 1946520 was spectating this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo_gJwXx shQ
>> [_] Anon 1946522 3fast5me
>> [_] Anon 1946534 TAS
>> [_] Anon 1946539 >># that one isn't tas
>> [_] Anon 1946540 >># Proof?
>> [_] Anon 1946603 Was expecting poorly drawn sanic. Was pleasantly surprised.
>> [_] Anon 1946608 2fast4me
>> [_] Anon 1946610 That was indeed quite motherfucking fast
>> [_] Anon 1946613 I bet he could've gone faster but didn't want to melt his Xbox.
>> [_] Anon 1946618 slow as shit game
>> [_] Anon 1946623 Well my eyes hurt now.
>> [_] Anon 1946626 Remember when sonic was cool?
>> [_] Anon 1946652 To think, he only got 'A' rank.
>> [_] Anon 1946661 >># Somehow I knew he was asian.
>> [_] Anon 1946663 Why don't Sonic games play like this naturally? Last game I played like this was Burnout: Revenge.
>> [_] Anon 1946702 >># And neither do you. Because he was never cool.
>> [_] Anon 1946713 sonic is cooler than you fool
>> [_] Anon 1946740 >># no, sanic wasnt going fast enough, he didnt get a S rank
>> [_] Anon 1946750 If only micro mike would slow the fuck down!

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[_] Anon 1932770 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1932773 Is this what happens when Asians play sonic
>> [_] Anon 1932776 >># racist
>> [_] Anon 1932777 >># This is what happens when asians MAKE sonic
>> [_] Anon 1932790 He has another video with a better time.
>> [_] Anon 1932795 Which Sonic is this from? That level looked awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1932798 >># >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVIAyaGa0 MM
>> [_] Anon 1932842 >Rank >A Really now Also this is the problem with sonic games. They try and make a game that appeals to what the fans say they want, so we get shadow the grimdark and sonic in grand canyon replicas with music straight out of skateboarding games
>> [_] Anon 1932885 JUST rank A. Why not S
>> [_] Anon 1932899 Either autism or amphetamines are at work here.
>> [_] Anon 1932907 >># Is there some law that says autists can't take meth?
>> [_] Anon 1932909 >># Fun fact: Sega was/is an american comapny. It became more japanese-y when it merged with Sammy. Service Games -> SeGa
>> [_] Anon 1932981 >># He didn't kill enough enemies.
>> [_] Anon 1932987 >># The whole ranking system is based on course completion, enemies killed and rings collected. He took a lot of shortcuts, didn't kill many enemies and didn't get many rings... the ranking system doesn't give a shit about how fast you went, especially if you take shortcuts.
>> [_] Anon 1932993 >># >Music isn't actually in the game. Just added to the video. >Shadow's not even in Sonic Unleashed. Try harder next time.
>> [_] Anon 1933000 >># >Doesn't care about how fast you went It's Sonic and they don't care about speed? That is incredibly silly.
>> [_] Anon 1933004 10 million fucking sanics
>> [_] Anon 1933011 Imagine showing this video, in artifact-free 1080p, to a Saturn-owning kid in the nineties.
>> [_] Anon 1933013 It's funny because Sonic never pierces the sound barrier so he's actually sonic.
>> [_] Anon 1933015 >># hence those times when he powers up, breaks the sound barrier, and becomes Super Sonic.
>> [_] Anon 1933021 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 1933028 >># >Methamphetamines >The only kind of amphetamines out there I bet you think street meth is how all meth is, too.
>> [_] Anon 1933038 >># Shame cause that's what old sonic was about.

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>> [_] Anon 1927673 Stop raping the level sonic
>> [_] Anon 1927685 >># im surprised he only got a A and not a S
>> [_] Anon 1927693 Old version, bad quality and not even his fastest time oh, and you can find him as Kakipi1000 on YT
>> [_] D: SasoriAkasuna 1927700 http://www.epicgifs.net/images/show/G4L8 X13H
>> [_] Anon 1927702 THAT FUCKING GLORIOUS FLYING LEAP INTO THE DISTANCE
>> [_] Anon 1927705 I felt like I was watching an epic podrace or something.
>> [_] Anon 1927716 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVIAyaGa 0MM Even faster. Somehow, even lower rank.

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[_] In his world, you need to go fast Tails 1923793 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1923815 You can't stop now, lock and load Don't stop now, come on, rock n' roll!
>> [_] Anon 1923818 They need to remake Unleashed for the PC or at least port the maps over to Generations. Unleashed really shows that excellent map design is what makes 3D rail sonic games work.
>> [_] Anon 1923825 This is canon sonic
>> [_] Anon 1923831 >># I'd prefer they remake Sonic 06 for the PC and fix most of the glitches.
>> [_] Anon 1923838 >># >most of the glitches the entire game was a glitch
>> [_] Anon 1923849 >># Right here dude. http://www.moddb .com/mods/sonic-generations-unleashed-pr oject Ports over the running levels, not the werehog levels.
>> [_] Anon 1923858 havnt played any sonic games since genesis... but this looks awesome
>> [_] Anon 1923859 anyone happen to have the original youtube link for this?
>> [_] Anon 1923888 WHAT IS THIS?!?!
>> [_] Anon 1923895 you need to find the video where the guy changed sonic's model to a 3D wiener and speedran through the stage with it
>> [_] Anon 1923896 The funny thing is, the guy managed to get a faster time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVIAyaGa0 MM
>> [_] Anon 1923905 This was tribes before it went to shit
>> [_] Anon 1923926 My mind just went full of fuck...
>> [_] Anon 1923945 >renaming flashes die
>> [_] Anon 1923946 >># WHAT IS MY LIFE?!?!?!

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[_] Intergalactic continental champ Anon 1880476 running things
>> [_] Anon 1880499 i came. is that the actual music from the game? this is sonic unleashed right?
>> [_] Anon 1880503 >># Yes Sonic Unleashed, but the song is the Zebrahead version of His World, which while another version, is the theme of Sonic 06/Next Gen
>> [_] Anon 1880506 Still not a S rank? Wow
>> [_] Anon 1880514 >># Yeah, modern Sonic games are kinda BS in the sense that "The Fastest Thing Alive" is judged on minor things like enemies killed and such

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[_] Needta move quickly Anon 1874282 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1874286 In his woooorld~ Where gravity~ Does not exist~
>> [_] Anon 1874289 Now THAT is how you play a Sonic game.
>> [_] Anon 1874293 sonic says: fuck gravity.
>> [_] Anon 1874300 Someone! Put this to Sanic music fast!
>> [_] Anon 1874304 gotta love '06 I love how he clips through walls 3 or 4 times in this speed run
>> [_] Anon 1874327 >># This is Unleashed you fucking moron. Fucking newfag, get out.
>> [_] Anon 1874336 >># Go back to watching Game Grumps you faggot
>> [_] Anon 1874340 >># If he were a Game Grumps fan, he would've known that this wasn't 06... unless he's just generally incompetent.
>> [_] POEornottoPOE 1874369 sanic ur goin 2 fast
>> [_] Anon 1874382 Sonic could make a shit ton of money if he took up a delivery job
>> [_] Anon 1874410 This was tool assisted right?
>> [_] Anon 1874426 >># There has to be a video of him delivering pizza, if not someone should make one
>> [_] Anon 1874434 >># i dislike when people say they love something and actually mean they dislike something. i strongly dislike that. please modify your behavior from now on.
>> [_] Anon 1874444 that was actually really sick, too bad I can't do it. >: >># Yes he was. >># An got to get usto other people somday, deal with it.
>> [_] Anon 1874448 >># >># And I ment yes to both game grumps and incompetent. c:
>> [_] Anon 1874469 >Not S Rank. Not impressed
>> [_] Anon 1874474 link to original?
>> [_] Anon 1874475 >># Name of the game is Link to the past. Idiots...
>> [_] Anon 1874477 >># Link to original video on youtube or something.
>> [_] Anon 1874484 >># He used to deliver chili dogs for his uncle chuck, ya know.
>> [_] Anon 1874488 http://youtu.be/TVIAyaGa0MM Yer welcome
>> [_] Anon 1874491 >># Nevermind, heres the correct link http://youtu.be/Glfx6LBbbGY
>> [_] Anon 1874506 not enough shazbot
>> [_] Anon 1874530 While SA2 will probably always be my favorite 3D Sonic game, the level design in Unleashed is really quite something. (06 was a piece of shit though. I remember that, before the first update, I couldn't beat the fucking first stage, because the collision detection was so broken)
>> [_] Anon 1874537 >># Unleashed's ranking system counts time, rings and enemies. He clearly didn't collect enough rings or defeat enough enemies.
>> [_] Anon 1874538 >># Nope. You just need to know how to cause these glitches.

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[_] Jesus, slow down Sonic! Anon 1867591 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfx6LBbb GY
>> [_] Anon 1867604 Wow. This guy does not fuck around. Check out his youtube channel.
>> [_] Anon 1867637 Sonic speedruns, like pro fighting game matches, take way too much knowledge of the game to appreciate. Unlike, say Super Mario or Quake, which anybody can easily differentiate skill levels, to the untrained eye, stuff like this looks just as good as the button mashing of a flailing neophyte.
>> [_] Anon 1867640 >># speak for yourself aspie this shit is fucking CUHRAYZEH
>> [_] Anon 1867686 >># nah its not, its a sonic game only faggots play sonic games
>> [_] Anon 1867691 >># I know absolutely nothing about this game and i can tell how crazy this thing is because of how much of the level he skips
>> [_] Anon 1867694 That fucking leap of faith... Holy shit.

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[_] Too Fast! Anon 1855322 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfx6LBbb GY Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1855328 Is A the top rank? If it isn't...
>> [_] Anon 1855331 Not fast enough. Never fast enough.
>> [_] Anon 1855332 >># No, in order to get the top Rank in a level, you have to collect a lot of rings and kill a lot of enemies along the way, speed alone won't get you the best Rank.
>> [_] Anon 1855334 >># Oh, good I was having a hard time imagining something going faster
>> [_] Anon 1855350 >># Actually S rank is the highest rank In another note My jimmies...
>> [_] Anon 1855397 >the rings he collects cant catch up with him Fucking christ this is the best thing I've seen regarding Sonic.
>> [_] Anon 1855400 WAY
>> [_] Anon 1855439 All that and he still never caught up to Sebulba. Hes never gonna get off of Tatooine.
>> [_] Anon 1855452 holy flying fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1855465 i blinked and missed half the flash
>> [_] Anon 1855470 This is how Sonic games should be It's fucking BS how Sega has bastardized his title of "Fastest thing alive", when THEY GAVE IT TO HIM
>> [_] Anon 1855479 >># This is how they were between 2006 and Colors, non casual players didn't like it.
>> [_] Anon 1855505 >># See, these games were universally panned though. The problem always was that most people just cant keep up with this sort of gameplay in 3d. I think it could have worked with larger more open areas and some sort of 'bullet time' key to press so you can perform multiple actions in a shorter space of time. Or perhaps something almost akin to guitar hero? where instructions come up on the screen and matching them makes sonic react properly.
>> [_] Anon 1855517 Dear sweet jebus that was impressive
>> [_] Anon 1855521 >># That is the main reason why the Sonic franchise was/has been/is doing so poorly They are trying to scale down a hardcore concept like insanely fast-paced game play to a more casual audience, taking away from both the atmosphere and play. Not to mention how badly they've "child-proofed" the dialogue. What I want is a game beyond casual gamers, but still playable for true speed fans (without requiring this kind of memorization/skill), and the unrestricted attitude of the Sonic the Hedgehog OVA. In the OVA Sonic actually flipped off Robotnik, and both Eggman and Tails groped the main female character. In Sonic SatAm, Doctor Ivo Robotnik was an actual evil genius. He lead his robotic army and conquered anything he wanted. Now, both the "You-can-go-fuck-yourself" Sonic, and the maniacal tyrant Doctor Ivo Robotnik, and all characters associated have been reduced to crappy puns not even up to par with a child's cartoon.
>> [_] Anon 1855527 >># The bigger problem is that "most people" refers to casual gamers, when a game focused around "The Fastest Thing Alive" should not be FOR casuals. While there isn't much Sega can do about it while keeping their sales, that is the only way Sonic will actually feel like Sonic. I think a sort of "bullet time" button might be possible if it was limited. Maybe if it and Boost shared a gauge. But I cannot agree with the quick-time event idea if that is what you are getting at. I can tolerate their current usage of it mid-air, to reach a better path, but not otherwise. Else, in order to have an appropriate Sonic game, as stated above, it would be entirely quick-time. I feel you should have full control of Sonic, no hand-holding. If you aren't good enough, get better.
>> [_] Anon 1855533 >># lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1855546 Did he break the level at some parts? As much of an avid Sonic player as I am, I've never played Unleashed and could not for the life of me keep up at some parts here.

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[_] Faster! Anon 1848898 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfx6LBbb GY Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1848915 This was on /v/ earlier today.
>> [_] Anon 1848929 I kno you are supposed to go fast, but he is skippinz all the loops :C Where is the fun in going fast withouts loopz?
>> [_] Anon 1848931 YOU'RE TOO SLOOOOOW
>> [_] Anon 1848933 now do it on the megadrive
>> [_] Anon 1848938 I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP CUMMING THIS IS SO FUCKING AMAZING. Caps were needed.
>> [_] Anon 1848949 >A YOU CALL THIS FAST?
>> [_] Anon 1849023 my eyes are full of fuck
>> [_] Anon 1849024 2fast4me
>> [_] Anon 1849026 itt better game design could make everyone feel like they're running around at the speed of sound without the need to become asian levels of good. you'll notice the slowest parts are when he's bouncing around on the bumpers and going through the loops
>> [_] Anon 1849070 what's the song in the video?
>> [_] Anon 1849093 ^this
>> [_] Anon 1849095 10/10 jimmies rustled
>> [_] Anon 1849129 >># His World Don't know who did this version though...
>> [_] Anon 1849133 >># It's the Zebrahead version. The one in 06 is also Zebrahead, but a different version.
>> [_] Anon 1849135 Which Sonic game is this? I haven't kept up with games for a few years
>> [_] Anon 1849139 >># Sonic Unleashed, released around 2008. This is the PS360 version, the WiiS2 version is crappier. The game gets a lot of flak, but it's a godsend after 06.
>> [_] Anon 1849140 >not SSS LOL SHIT PLAYER.
>> [_] Anon 1849147 Got to the end and all I can say is... How the hell did that get a fucking A dude? Shouldn't that be a fucking S?
>> [_] Anon 1849149 >># Thanks, it's too bad I can't play this, I only have the GameBoxPortable...
>> [_] Anon 1849170 >no green hills what faggotshit
>> [_] Anon 1849171 >># Unleashed's ranking system is based on three things; number of rings collected, number of enemies destroyed and time you completed it in. So even if you have an insanely fast time, if you didn't collect lots of rings or defeat lots of enemies, your rank won't really get that high. That's why a lot of these speed runners never really get high ranks.
>> [_] Anon 1849218 >A Y U NO GET BETTER RANK BRO?
>> [_] Anon 1849220 >># See >>#. And quit talking like a faggot.