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[_] Need sauce on the song Needsauceman 3406335 I tried looking at the boundary name but I can't find anything in archives. And of course the songs in a different language so I have no idea. Anyone know the song?
>> [_] Anon 3406366 i don't know the song but i know it's swedish and i speak swedish so maybe ill try translating some of it : P
>> [_] Anon 3406367 found it god speaking swedish is so useful lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PxHrKmi 2A0
>> [_] Anon 3406368 no way lmaooo in the original the whole purpose of the machine is to cook porridge im dead
>> [_] Anon 3406425 >># only sometimes in the summer though! what better use is there for a perpetual motion machine?
>> [_] Needsauceman 3406441 >># My god dear anon, I thought I'd never see somebody who knew. Blessings and dubs be in your name /f/riend.

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[_] Anon 3379067
>> [_] Anon 3379069 rad idea for a machine
>> [_] Anon 3379081 I lost it real hard. Thanks /f/.
>> [_] Anon 3379175 >># what language is that? dude sounds like he had a stroke and now thinks he's half-dutch and half-swedish.
>> [_] Anon 3379186 >># It is in Swedish. He's supposed to sound like a kooky scientist.

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[_] Anon 3250546
>> [_] Anon 3250551 men vad gör den här maskinen?
>> [_] Anon 3250571 >># what it does is in the video if you watched it
>> [_] Anon 3250589 Fiksu vekotin
>> [_] Anon 3250593 vilken makalös maskin
>> [_] Anon 3250599 >># song?
>> [_] Anon 3250615 Joden isha dankin voldo

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[_] Games = Art Anon 3234295
>> [_] Anon 3234362 Lovely. This song is awesome.
>> [_] Anon 3234387 cool vid! Love MC. song name?
>> [_] Anon 3234404 >it's a big black penis kek

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[_] https://discord.gg/kHZBp2K 4Craft v10 this month 3187754 join /f/
>> [_] Anon 3187761 >how do I join /f/ >people talking just ignore me >look after it >don't know if I did it right >really wanting to leave
>> [_] Anon 3187766 Holy fuck, this discord is utter shit, basically reddit pretends to be 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 3187784 >/mlp/ >/r9k/ >/s4s/ >/pol/ you should name it the gas chamber
>> [_] Anon 3187844 >># >they think voi on an imageboard is a good idea at all into gulag it goes

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[_] 4craft starts September 2nd, join /f/ https://discord.gg/6R2PA 3138790 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3138802 cant wait to spend the initial 2 weeks building wonders and then having the server go full vietnam deathmatch, crashing with no survivors il b there
>> [_] Anon 3138805 >># this video is the equivalent of a green text ending with tree fiddy
>> [_] Anon 3138873 >># What is the source on the song used?
>> [_] Anon 3138894 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtua8rqC NC0 Michael B Tretow - Den Makalösa Manicken
>> [_] c_freeman 3138950 >># thats intcraft

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[_] /r/ for 3068937 Anon 3068950 whats the songs name though?
>> [_] Anon 3068965 >># Michael B. Tretow - Den Makalösa Manicken It's Swedish for "The Amazing Widget". The silly song is about a perpetual motion machine, which is only revealed at the end of it.
>> [_] Anon 3068966 >># Michael B. Tretow was by the way the sound technician for the Swedish group ABBA. This song was made by him in 1985 and was played a lot during 1986 on the radio in Sweden because of how silly the lyrics are and yet how somewhat catchy the song is.
>> [_] Anon 3068967 >># Here's another silly song he co-created that became popular for a little while (no actual Swedish in this one, just noises): >Caramba - Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2qsC-P uJQ

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[_] Anon 3051677 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3051720 this song is pretty cool
>> [_] Anon 3051779 Det är tamejfan en evighetsmaskin
>> [_] Anon 3051797 kek
>> [_] Anon 3051800 PENIS
>> [_] Anon 3051809 impressive
>> [_] Anon 3051825 >># Yet still really slow. There are machines that could move one single block that entire distance in a second. (even crashing the game in slower computers) Redstone instantwire glitches were fun shit. (they could even work in unloaded chunks)

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[_] ass Anon 2986152 lol couldnt find sauce
>> [_] Anon 2986159 check swfchan you faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2986197 All that effort to make an enormous dripping dick. Why?
>> [_] Anon 2986206 >># greifing? maybe?
>> [_] Anon 2986207 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hccf-8BY aDg
>> [_] Anon 2986309 >># Why not?

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[_] Anon 2971450
>> [_] Anon 2971457 >># it was worht the wait ^^
>> [_] Anon 2971464 so this is why minecraft is often associated with autism...
>> [_] Anon 2971467 >># Har inte hört den på ett tag! Tack anon
>> [_] Anon 2971480 >># kek
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2971598 I'm amazed how much preteens and mid teens would be willing to let themselves be raped or whatever, just to play this.
>> [_] Anon 2971603 10/10 worth the wait First thing that has to be done in a sandbox game like this is figure out how to make penises.
>> [_] Anon 2971607 Well that was an interesting way of using redstone and pistons. Can't say I expected that.
>> [_] Anon 2971633 >># wut

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[_] Anon 2950322 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2950352 kek
>> [_] Anon 2950403 >vanilla dripping from strawberry ice cream ya blew it, could have at least made them match after going through all that trouble
>> [_] Anon 2950442 This is the best thing that's ever come out of minecraft. Also, song name?
>> [_] Anon 2950446 >># swfchan my man
>> [_] Anon 2950469 >># You're just so funny.
>> [_] Anon 2950483 >># Makalösa manicken - Evighetsmaskinen

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[_] Anon 2834750 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2834763 This swf demonstrates its possible to be homosexual and autistic
>> [_] Anon 2834775 >># the first implies the latter
>> [_] Anon 2834816 >it was a cock all along
>> [_] Anon 2834901 jokes on you I was gay the whole time
>> [_] Anon 2834956 EN MAKALÖS MANICK!
>> [_] Anon 2834978 build instructions pls
>> [_] Anon 2835051 Didn't see that one coming...

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[_] Anon 2514479
>> [_] Anon 2514501 brilliant! Perfect delivery.
>> [_] Anon 2514502 så professorn har en evighetsmaskin i trädgården eller vartfan han har den, och allt han gör med den är att koka gröt ibland?
>> [_] Anon 2514509 Excellent.
>> [_] The Admiral !a3Xv6FRGN2 2514539 Fucking Brilliant!
>> [_] KagoFag 2514554 Another advancement in Minecraft technology.
>> [_] Anon 2514623 >># Är det inte ett mirakel? Han har lyckats bryta termodynamikens första huvudsats.

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[_] Anon 2430112
>> [_] Anon 2430113 actually bothered to watch it all completely surprised
>> [_] Anon 2430119 I was expecting to be disappointed... better than I thought, but still an eye-roller.
>> [_] Anon 2430131 watched whole shit,that's one way to waste shitloads time on useless crap.
>> [_] Anon 2430144 Autism.
>> [_] Anon 2430246 part of me wants to do something like this now
>> [_] Anon 2430258 Does anyone have sauce on this?

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[_] Anon 2275732 Anyone have sauce on song? My neighbors need to be exposed to Swedish culture by force.
>> [_] Anon 2275741 Sounds like it's from an like 90's kids-show. I can search around.
>> [_] Anon 2275744 Well that was easy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hccf-8BYa Dg
>> [_] Anon 2275752 >># Thank you good sir.
>> [_] Anon 2275753 >># Well, I literally only had to google the chorus. Godspeed.

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[_] Anon 2272383 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2272407 Why?
>> [_] Anon 2272449 I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! WELL PLAYED GOOD SIR!
>> [_] Anon 2272551 Så, vad gör manicken?

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[_] Anon 2223383
>> [_] Anon 2223420 Den makalösa manicken
>> [_] Anon 2223447 swedish engineering

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[_] The Incredible Machine Anon 2104889 What could it be? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2104912 Thank you for posting this.
>> [_] Anon 2104919 i like this song
>> [_] Anon 2104923 beautiful
>> [_] Anon 2104933 This is wonderful.
>> [_] Anon 2104944 >># Den makalösa manicken
>> [_] Anon 2104984 Dear God, I wasn't expecting that.
>> [_] Anon 2104989 incredible
>> [_] Anon 2104990 Amazing, it's pretty philosophical. I could also just be extremely stoned.
>> [_] Anon 2105002 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaSdh-tQJ 6M in case some people were wondering if there was a non shit version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hccf-8BYa Dg is the music
>> [_] Anon 2105011 What a fucking awful texture pack.
>> [_] Anon 2105029 So this guy went through all the troubles to make his fantasies come to life..? Well, to each their own..
>> [_] Anon 2105063 >># mah nigga

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[_] Anon 2047392
>> [_] Sage01 2047398 >># They're russian right?
>> [_] Anon 2047413 Michael B Tretow on /f/? SWÄRJEEE
>> [_] Anon 2047434 truly a masterpiece
>> [_] Anon 2047437 I don't want to give the ending away, but it's not as pointless as it looks
>> [_] Anon 2047493 >># Swedish.

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[_] THE GAY MACHINE Caitiku 2007643
>> [_] Anon 2007650 gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>> [_] Anon 2007658 I was thinking, what a sad fellow, making sand go in a loop. Then I saw it. I'm still gasping for air.
>> [_] Anon 2007673 this was probably the funniest thing minecraft is capable of, and maybe is what will save it from not being a game
>> [_] Anon 2007710 Sause on song?
>> [_] Anon 2007755 I had been waiting for this to reappear. Its the funniest shit.
>> [_] Anon 2007758 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hccf-8BYa Dg

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[_] National day of sweden! Anon 1995152
>> [_] Anon 1995163 I am so glad I watched the boring beginning.
>> [_] Anon 1995167 >># I am so glad that i read your comment
>> [_] Anon 1995175 sauce on the song? Wish i could Google the lyrics but I don't think very many of us speak what i assume is Swedish.
>> [_] Anon 1995182 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hccf-8BYa Dg For those that doesn't know swedish it's a pretty old joke song. It's guy "interviewing" a cliché inventor that talks about a silly perpetual motion machine.
>> [_] Anon 1995230 MY GOD THE FUCKING 5 MINUTE BUILDUP WAS WORTH IT
>> [_] Anon 1995232 This video says great things about Humanity as a species, and truly speaks to the Human spirit.
>> [_] Anon 1995234 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1995241 the only appropriate thing to do when i saw it was clap slowly well done, swede. his texturepack a shit though nobody ever needs more than a x256 resolution textureset

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[_] Anon 1985186 What is it?
>> [_] Anon 1985213 Damn swedes and their perpetual motion penises.
>> [_] Anon 1985220 Bravo.
>> [_] Karai Pantsu 1985269 That was the longest penis joke in history...
>> [_] Anon 1985272 its not called autistcraft for nothing
>> [_] Anon 1985288 I was really curious what kind of the machine it was. forbanna svensker
>> [_] Anon 1985307 Sauce on song Also, nice minedick
>> [_] Anon 1985352 This is what Minecraft was made for.
>> [_] Anon 1985372 A masterpiece.

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>> !///SWFAnts 5849 Well, well, well... What's this now that you're posting?

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[_] Worth all the time it took. Anon 1882459
>> [_] Anon 1882479 Should make 10 of them, chaining the blocks together.
>> [_] Anon 1882483 what game is this not trolling
>> [_] Anon 1882488 >># Meinkampf
>> [_] Anon 1882515 >># Seems Legit. Someone has even less of a life then I do.
>> [_] Anon 1882563 Now imagine if you used your powers for good instead of evil
>> [_] Anon 1882586 10/10 creation.
>> [_] Anon 1882596 10/10 creation. Only way you cna make it better is with 4 of them gangbanging a giant sandstone hentai bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1882603 /r dat song, man
>> [_] Anon 1882628 That was the longest build up to a cock joke I have ever seen
>> [_] Anon 1882633 >># 5 star post 10/10 cration OP. mincecraft just hit a new plateu.
>> [_] Anon 1882640 i dont suppose someone has the youtube video this was torn from...
>> [_] Anon 1882641 >># swfchan is your friend. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hccf-8BYa Dg
>> [_] Anon 1882648 also why are there pistons on the tops? its sand so it falls naturally, doesnt need to be pushed down.
>> [_] Anon 1882655 >># i would assume it's so that the block is clear for the next sand block to be "pumped into" place. see, if you let the sand fall naturally, it will occupy the space for a part of a second, but if you push it with a piston, it moves the instant the piston is activated. also, when the power is shut off from the piston, the piston clears the block it extends into instantly. if they didn't do it that way, it would either have to run considerably slower, or it would jam.
>> [_] Anon 1882656 I don't suppose anybody has a download link for this map?
>> [_] Anon 1882657 >># ah, well that was one of my theories, then again, it looks pretty awesome, yaknow fucking germans
>> [_] Anon 1882659 >># lol. the song is actually swedish. it's about a perpetual motion machine that doesn't really do anything, but the professor who built it uses it to boil porridge sometimes in the summer...
>> [_] Anon 1882660 >># >># >you see, this is the trick! it starts with just a kick. >and you need no gasoline, it's a marvelous machine!

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[_] Anon 1876431 Vad kan det vara? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1876435 We can rebuild it. We have the technology.
>> [_] Anon 1876438 lol
>> [_] Anon 1876443 Beautiful
>> [_] Anon 1876444 >># En evighetsmaskin
>> [_] Anon 1876447 "This is stupid, it's a sand-pusher. Someone wasted a lot of time in Minecra--" Outside view "...Oh. Oh shit. This... this is why Minecraft was made."
>> [_] Anon 1876470 and i thought i was wasting my life. grand.
>> [_] Anon 1876471 >># Thanks
>> [_] Anon 1876474 what language is this in?
>> [_] Anon 1876478 I still say that built to scale Startrek Enterprise was the baddest fucking thing I've seen.
>> [_] Anon 1876487 Hahaha, vilken härlig låt. Låten och videon i kombination är så jävla perfekta. Fucking saved
>> [_] Anon 1876489 >># At least its not a giant dick. I'd rather see a 1:1 scale of a giant nerdgasm than a massive pissing dick.
>> [_] Anon 1876497 I came buckets. Of sand.
>> [_] Anon 1876502 This is what Notch envisioned and Jeb made possible.
>> [_] Anon 1876510 >># But Notch came up with the original idea of a sandbox world built out of blocks! Wait..
>> [_] Anon 1876513 så otroligt vakert! stolt att vara svensk.
>> [_] Anon 1876603 >># Swedish
>> [_] Anon 1876627 it's.... GLORIOUS
>> [_] Anon 1876638 The Internet: We're Smart People.
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 1876643 Wow...that's a lot of work for a dripping dick.