File: Every Round of Space Station 13.swf-(8.49 MB, 720x480, Other)
[_] Abandon ship! Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)14:47 No.2588657
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)14:56 No.2588666
Only pussies call the escape shuttle when the shit hits the fan.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)14:57 No.2588667
Honk
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)15:07 No.2588675
>>2588666
>666
No thanks lucifer
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)15:27 No.2588707
>>2588667
>sign up as engineer
>20 mins in notice a clown
> decked out for serious hardcore enemies
> check his tag
>"tactical honk"
>see's me
>starts screaming honk and running at me
I fucking love clowns, especially when i'm a cluwne...
>> [_] Britfag Americano 11/05/14(Wed)15:32 No.2588717
should i try and get into SS13 again?
i tried once before and just had no fucking clue what was going on, then i died.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)15:38 No.2588724
>>2588717
That's about right. Expect to die a lot when learning the ropes, just get the base mechanics down
first, ideally go as assistant to get a feel for them. Then start trying out specific roles on
board. Don't be afraid to use a guide/wiki.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)15:43 No.2588729
>>2588717
>>2588724
Fuck that, first thing you need to know is how to use a med kit and medical supplies. Try being a
medical doctor when there's already a lot in the station to relieve pressure off yourself. Then
go from there. Your going to need basic first aid knowledge in almost every single round you
play. Any round you don't use it, is normally one you died to quickly in.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)15:51 No.2588738
>round starts, im on nuke team
>6 others, we get to the station
>immediate smash and grab
>cap, HoS and HoP dead
>kek at 2 sec officers and detectives
>they dead too now
>we start heading back to our nuke
>clown and mime waiting to ambush us with banana peels and fire extinguishers
>okay, lets have some fun
>spend half an hour torturing them both
>take them on our shuttle when we detonate the nuke
>continue to torture them
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)16:19 No.2588760
>>2588738
Sounds like a pretty standard round of nuke.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)16:24 No.2588764
Ages ago on goonstation
>be scientist
>working with the gasses and shit
>timetomakebombs.jpg
>hear talk of traitor, poke head out of gas mixing room, see several dead scientists and Head of
Science
>assume it's traitor's fault
>raid main station for more parts and backpacks
>build like 11 bombs
>juggle backpacks with bombs, deliver them into mail chutes around donut station
>plant one in each major section
>carry another 4 on person
>Go to escape shuttle, see guy with Beam Sword?
>Realize after I throw backpack with two bombs at the guy, knocking them over, that it was a toy
sword
>realize I already hit the detonator
>server takes 25 minutes to calculate the explosions
>everyone either dead or clinging to 8 tile section that's rapidly leaking air and with almost no
health
>70-85% of station is just GONE
>Everyone loses
>OOC going apeshit
>wasn't even traitor
I got banned for a week and explosives were given a blast radius cap, also tweaked to take longer
to make.
