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[_] Anon 3411009
>> [_] Anon 3411019 >># Whats the name of the song in the background?
>> [_] Anon 3411025 DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED >DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED >DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
>> [_] Anon 3411041 >># :^)
>> [_] Anon 3411110 this really captures the whole SS13 feel.
>> [_] Anon 3411125 i finally get this thanks to Sseth
>> [_] Anon 3411128 >># The one and only thing has to said , ´Hey hey people , Sseth here.´

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[_] I miss videogames Anon 3327292 ...that are just a fun time
>> [_] Anon 3327300 >># so can you actually win in this game?
>> [_] Anon 3327310 >># Yeah, survive the round. Harder than you think, especially as antagonist.
>> [_] Anon 3327355 >># For regular people surviving with a positive aggregate crew score is a win (number dead crew tends to be the primary factor). Antagonists have specific objectives to meet that determine a win.
>> [_] Anon 3327392 >># only if you have fun

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[_] ONK Anon 3293080 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3293084 HONK
>> [_] Anon 3293203 truth
>> [_] Anon 3293212 Bring back ass hats
>> [_] Anon 3293218 Really enjoy this being set to some CBOYARDEE music.

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[_] I was very proud of that clown/beepsky Anon 3269686 /f/lockdraw last nite was nice. More /f/riday flockdraw?
>> [_] Anon 3269798 >># i think you should kill yourself dilbert

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[_] Anon 3267148
>> [_] Anon 3267149 wow, someone took the time to make a funny scene very boring
>> [_] Anon 3267150 >># Took a funny scene and made it better*
>> [_] Anon 3267202 >># agree >># faggot
>> [_] Anon 3267231 >># This scene is literally how I pitch SS13 to people who have never played. >># Ur a faget.

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[_] HONK 3264919
>> [_] Anon 3264950 You wanna put a bangin donk on it

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[_] Anon 3263244

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>> [_] Anon 3262268 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U2CePgS 1Rc
>> [_] Anon 3262362 >># every time I try and get into SS13 I forget everything I learned last time I tried, and just get frustrated and quit again byond doesn't really help either
>> [_] Anon 3262419 >># the music does it for me every time
>> [_] Anon 3262437 >># practice on yogstation and until you get bwoinked. That's when you know you're ready for /tg/
>> [_] Anon 3262484 >># I found it's better to learn a few roles really well and gradually expand than try to learn a bunch all at once. I haven't played in months, but I could log in right now and be a really good botanist with minimal wiki.

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[_] Anon 3259563 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U2CePgS 1Rc
>> [_] Anon 3259572 >># aww

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[_] Anon 3259366 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U2CePgS 1Rc

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[_] Anon 3258948
>> [_] Anon 3259004 >># top 10 flash of all time easy. Keep posting it anon.
>> [_] Anon 3259068 >># is anyone playing this these days? I've noodled around with it for a few minutes and I'd like to try again.
>> [_] Anon 3259069 >># I've been playing on /tg/ station, its pretty fucking great. This flash literally made me research the game so I got into it since. /tg/ station had about 30 players yesterday at peak and held it for quite some time... the later it got the better it got actually.
>> [_] Anon 3259074 >># If you don't know how to throw someone (in a life or death scenario) or make IEDS/weapons in general, I suggest hopping on yogstation to get familiar with everything so you don't accost the station by being new. Just roll assistant so you don't occupy a job someone else could benefit the station with having more experience and ask people if they need help or if they could help you understand their role better.
>> [_] Anon 3259078 >># As long as you start assistant and just watch/help out. Literally your first round as assistance should be just wandering about trying to learn. Every player's right of passage is getting out a cigarette, lighting it and smoking it. That basically signifies you know how to deal with the inventory management system and that you can operate basic machines. Then theres the harmless jobs like Bartender, Clown, mime. Where being a noob doesn't fuck everything up. When it gets to stuff like Botanist and Cook its still simpler but you won't wind up killing people (unless you poison the food or make the newest plant monster.) /tg/ station has anything that can actually cause harm to the station (more than an assistant with some tools) under an account ID lock, so you have to play a certain number of days before you can be those jobs.
>> [_] Anon 3259080 >># OH also hugely helpful tip: TAB toggles the chat line and lets you use WASD to move... SOOOO Fucking helpful not having to use arrow keys. Played my first 2 rounds like that and almost was ready to just deal with it.
>> [_] Anon 3259081 >># >># >># /tg/ server: no fun allowed
>> [_] Anon 3259083 >># Space The Clown That's every station personnel's rite of passage
>> [_] Anon 3259094 What are some good chem nade combos? 100 water and 100 potassium gets boring but feeding water to dead bodies and potassium to ensure no cloning and evidence clean up is endless fun
>> [_] Anon 3259096 what's that last thing she says in the video? sounds like "you wanna put it back and dump on it?" but that can't be right
>> [_] Anon 3259100 >># YA WANNA PUT A BANGING DONK ON IT?
>> [_] Anon 3259102 really /f/ try this game, is dope as fuck
>> [_] Anon 3259106 >># what, that makes even less sense
>> [_] Anon 3259109 >># >># it's okay to admit you're underage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1pi K58
>> [_] Anon 3259125 >># im older than that bloke but i cant watch every corner of the world every day so excuse me if i dont get 100% of the references throughout existance

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[_] Anon 3256948
>> [_] Anon 3256955 Such a great game held back by such a shitty engine. Wish I could get into it, but can't look past byond's flaws.
>> [_] Anon 3256961 >># server choice matters /tg/ < /vg/station
>> [_] Anon 3257028 >># >/tg/ > /vg/ ey yo hol up what makes /tg/station better than /vg/station?
>> [_] Anon 3257031 >># I'm saying vg is better than tg retard
>> [_] Anon 3257079 I've put too many thousands of hours into this.

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[_] Anon 3256223

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>> [_] Anon 3255789 >be chemist >make a grenade and offer one to chief medical, they decline but extract from my mixture and puts it into a syringe, then loads it into a syringe gun >wanna blow up a monkey? >Hell yeah >follow chief to genetics >take a monkey, an idle hulk guy was braindead in the lab so it didn't matter >we take the monkey to a resting med room and stand back >*syringe discharge noise* >monkey fucking explodes along with the wall behind it on impact >Was that fun Billy Herrington? I fucking love this game, I also got hooked up with new effective recipes that are much more efficient as chemnades.
>> [_] Anon 3255800 i havent played clown simulator for ages but i should get back into it someday
>> [_] Anon 3255803 >># Stop advertising it, retard. There are too many newfags as is without you inviting more.
>> [_] Anon 3255807 >be security >validhunt traitors until nothing is left >"job well done, time to go home" >shuttle's called, sudden outbreak of space vines >no problem, just gonna grab a welder and... >destroy one vine, immediate explosion takes place >then another explosion >then another >i'm dead immediately, pieces of me fly everywhere >with my ghost vision, I see hallways full of space vines start exploding >within a minute, the entire station is blown to bits, nobody survives >shuttle arrives and departs from a station with only flooring and body parts all over the place >sneaky botanist traitor is smug in deadchat this game is the best
>> [_] Anon 3255816 >># Tell that to the guy who made that review on youtube, it's only going to get worse.
>> [_] Anon 3255916 >be botanist >trying to get re-acclimated to the game >start by planting some crops and shit >going well, grew some corn and sugar. >someone enters the room, drops something, and leaves >I pay no attention to him what-so-ever >BOOM >It was a fucking bomb >try desperately to get my O2 mask on It turns out I had it on already but I though I didn't so I ended up taking it off, by mistake. >pass out >robot rushes in >pulls me out, saving my life Some time later >exploring the station >dude starts beating a test monkey >monkey beats him back >with his briefcase >monkey wins >mfw I start feeding him the corn that I grew >tfw no face
>> [_] Anon 3255921 >be a borg >no officers beside the HoS >of course there isn't any officers >secborg it up >round starts off simple enough >abuse a clown for slipping too many people >some greyshit gets beaten to death by cargo for being an annoying sack of shit >while taking care of that someone starts screaming over the common channel >'CULT CULT' >oh boy here we go >still no officers, Hos gets captain to immediately go code blue >HoS gets into AI Upload and changes rules to robocop >LAW.mp4 >while enforcing the law in several places, someone tips me off to a cult gathering in the dorm restrooms >walk in, four of the fuckers are talking, surrounded by runes >I AM THE LAW and baton all of them into submission >all four are handcuffed and running around like headless chickens >suddenly the RD shows up, of all people, and flashes me >fuck they got the RD >he takes off all their handcuffs >they bludgeon me to breakdown >sit dead for a while, they didn't flatline my MMI, just destroyed my borg >RD comes back after a while and wheels me to Robotics >rebuilds me >come back online >Laws updated! >he turned me into a cult borg >tfw I haven't played in forever. That was some good shit.
>> [_] Anon 3255927 Anyone else in spacecourt?
>> [_] Anon 3255933 >># >># >i want the game to die out in 5 more years
>> [_] Anon 3255934 >># quite the opposite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPhFoUhP cLE
>> [_] Anon 3255936 >># what does that unity gameplay video have to do with the absolute necessity of bringing new players into a multiplayer game in order to keep it alive?
>> [_] Anon 3255937 >># byond will die eventually bro. Things change whether we want them to or not. Just don't be surprised it's gone in 5 years. Enjoy these blissful days while you can.
>> [_] Anon 3255938 >># no reason why it would die as long as new players are coming. it might stop being developed due to technical reasons but as long as the servers still fill the game will never die. my point is that new players are a good thing
>> [_] Anon 3255940 >># it needs a switch from byond, it can't handle a grandiose flow of newcomers daily
>> [_] Anon 3255943 >># a game like space station 13 won't have a grandiose flow of newcomers every day, which is why we should thank whoever did that review that brought in some new players (some of which will stick around) instead of complaining about all the sudden noobs
>> [_] Anon 3255958 >># Only one guy is sour about change here, I'm not and I applaud the growth in past two years

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[_] Anon 3250718

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[_] HONK 3249782 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3249886 Weird, I was just going to play some SS13 for the first time in a few months.
>> [_] Anon 3249890 >># 452 players currently on
>> [_] Anon 3249893 >># Somehow, same. Just came back to it after a few years of inactivity. Was surprised that while i dont know any of the new people, the servers are still very populous.
>> [_] Anon 3249895 f server when
>> [_] Anon 3249922 >># Fun game. I fucking hate all the furries on the RP servers though.
>> [_] Anon 3249924 I've never actually played SS13 before
>> [_] Anon 3249927 >># kill the lizards, no problem >># download byond and read the wiki on /vg/ or /tg/ hell yogstation is fine for starters.
>> [_] Anon 3249941 name of song
>> [_] Anon 3249951 >># never ever
>> [_] Anon 3249964 >># Space Station themes, one of them at least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCPWE4We xM8&index=7&list=PLkjVWxqEoZvH_HF4XAP7ePc dFZbtSUhT1
>> [_] Anon 3249967 >># wut they actually took the robocop music? i doubt the original composer or nintendo got paid for that. i dont really care, just think it was a ballsy move. not that i really know how copyright would treat a remix of a song which is then used in this game here's the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZBDNQ3 gas apparently the gameboy version was used in a long advert for a washing machine in the UK, wtf? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqHkGX6V rUQ
>> [_] Anon 3249968 >># I think you should use Ariston products, Dilbert.
>> [_] Anon 3249970 >># It's so far removed from the original I don't think they'd care all too much. Or even know until fairly recently where copyright became more heavily protected on the net. Also, I want that skirt. I need that skirt.
>> [_] Anon 3249972 >># The more I watch that ad, the more the perspective fuckery hurts my head. The big with the mail man behind the woman especially. holy fuck.
>> [_] Sauceman !xLu.CY1vGo 3249975 >># I think you should kill yourself Dilbert Thanks. I was actually looking for these for a while.
>> [_] Anon 3249979 >># Tits or GTFO.
>> [_] Anon 3249980 >># >he thinks he's actually a girl aren't you a cute one
>> [_] Anon 3249988 >># >># http://i.imgur.com/NBMT4QD.png
>> [_] Anon 3249991 >># sigh, so even google caters to the feelings of the mentally ill

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[_] /f/ server would be nice Anon 3248367 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3248380 Stop playing this. It's not healthy. Also, 3rd-party shit-tools.
>> [_] Anon 3248381 >># This flash is fucking perfect and I wouldn't change a thing.
>> [_] Anon 3248418 >># swfchan
>> [_] Anon 3248444 This documentry needs to be saved for the children. The 2D spessmen can not be forgot. Never forgetti Moms Spaghetti
>> [_] Anon 3248465 Can you guys tell me more about this? Should I play it?
>> [_] Anon 3248468 >># After reading the wiki Duh
>> [_] Anon 3248472 I used to play SS13 for hours every day and then the server I played on (I think it was /tg/ server) changed most of the Medbay stuff and I just kind of moved on. Also nobody ever wanted to partake of my super-diseases and complained if I made them airborne.
>> [_] Anon 3248523 >># /tg/ gets allah'd daily almost every other round and no bans, so I think you'd be brought up to speed quickly. You could always leak o2 and plasma throughout the station and light it with a cigarette. >tfw took down the station gribble style

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[_] HONK 3247019
>> [_] Anon 3247051 >># Wow people are signposting my favorite spessmen simulator on flash now, what a time to be alive.

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[_] /f/ server when? HONK 3245685
>> [_] Anon 3245710 >># Nobody outside of >>>/vg/ss13g/ plays this game is the issue.
>> [_] Heaven 3245715 Ranch, or cool ranch?
>> [_] Anon 3245716 >># Let's change that
>> [_] Anon 3245718 >converting and reuploading a youtube video to /f/ this is /f/ - flash, not /f/ - youtube, lurk moar newfag
>> [_] Anon 3245720 >># top kek
>> [_] Anon 3245725 >># This was directly from swfchan. Go complain to the anon that posted this years ago, oldfag.
>> [_] Anon 3245730 >># Only replying so you know someone got the reference.
>> [_] Anon 3245732 >># Ranch?
>> [_] Anon 3245734 >># fuckin triple A filename >># i think most on /f/ know the robocop music by now
>> [_] Anon 3245736 >># I'm pretty sure everyone got it you stupid bitch, you stupid fucking bitch, I can't believe you
>> [_] Anon 3245740 >># ANYBODY plays this still? I thought it was dead ages ago. also, Spaceballs a best larf
>> [_] Anon 3245741 >># A little over 500 are online right now /vg/ has 31 online
>> [_] Anon 3245745 >># Wow, who knew! Maybe I'll get around to installing BYOB or BRAAAAPP! or whatever that server shit is. It was a crazy thing, SS13
>> [_] Anon 3245750 >># you stupid bitch, you stupid FUCKING BITCH, i can't believe how dumb you are
>> [_] Anon 3245757 >># we could make our own server with toothpaste, pizza, lamps, and jackie chan
>> [_] Anon 3245759 >># lifeweb is where it's at now it's russian ss13 on krokodil literally the sole developer is a slav addicted to krokodil
>> [_] Anon 3245760 >># >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ2WUGzu niM
>> [_] Anon 3245761 >># A touhou is chaplain and won't help me space the bartender
>> [_] Anon 3245762 if getting ss13 to run wasn't such a mindfuck I would play just put it on steam
>> [_] Anon 3245764 >># Did you disable firewall before joining a server? You literally just need Byond and click on the image with the # of players active http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

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[_] Honk 3245100
>> [_] Anon 3245103 >you wanna put a banging donk on it Ah man that takes me back.
>> [_] Honk 3245106 >># get in here https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Starter_gui de#Connecting_to_the_Server
>> [_] Anon 3245121 And now I'm reinstalling BYOND...god dammit
>> [_] Anon 3245156 nice
>> [_] Anon 3245243 >># God I fucking miss playing that game. I'll have to get round to it sometime. Thanks anon :')
>> [_] Anon 3245246 how does this game work? are the events random or scripted or is it semi scripted?
>> [_] Anon 3245249 >># It's random event where you get things like crew traitors, cultists, aliens and things like that with other stuff like meteors showers and what not thrown in. Crew just do their jobs and try not to die basically it can lead to some fun shit. The game is some what complex as well especially for first time players. I'll never forget how I first was put into a coma because I went out of airlock not putting my mask on, figuring out how to put it on and then still not turning on the oxygen tank and almost dying from a lack of oxygen. Good times man.
>> [_] Anon 3245251 >># There's no AI per say, it's you and over 40 other assholes who either do their jobs and keep the station afloat with a handful of antagonists or everyone tries to do their job and fails utterly because of sabotage and all sorts of atrocities that could affect the station as a whole.

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[_] Anon 2982751
>> [_] Anon 2982759 >># HG? Is that you?
>> [_] Anon 2982859 Put a bangin' donk on it

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[_] Anon 2702345
>> [_] Anon 2702374 ＴＯＤＡＹ ＩＳ ＡＳＳ ＤＡＹ
>> [_] Anon 2702429 Spaceballs ♥
>> [_] Anon 2702484 oh god those feels the only problem is SS13 too addicting for me, did it for like 8 hours a day for 4 months, had to stop from lack of sleep and constantly being late to work
>> [_] Anon 2702492 >robocop.mp3

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[_] Anon 2687074 Shame the community is SHIT now. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2687075 >># I agree. Fuck those fags.
>> [_] Anon 2687099 no its more like "AI LAW TWO CALL SHUTTLE FOR REASON DICKBUTT" [bwoinking intensifies]
>> [_] Anon 2687107 >># Its frightening how accurate this clip really is.
>> [_] Anon 2687121 >># depends on the serb and the time.
>> [_] Anon 2687123 >># >it was ever good
>> [_] M14 !PGXFCvsGL2 2687216 >># You just gotta find a good, small server.
>> [_] Anon 2687234 Now I wanna play some spessmen again

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[_] Abandon ship! Anon 2588657
>> [_] Anon 2588666 Only pussies call the escape shuttle when the shit hits the fan.
>> [_] Anon 2588667 Honk
>> [_] Anon 2588675 >># >666 No thanks lucifer
>> [_] Anon 2588707 >># >sign up as engineer >20 mins in notice a clown > decked out for serious hardcore enemies > check his tag >"tactical honk" >see's me >starts screaming honk and running at me I fucking love clowns, especially when i'm a cluwne...
>> [_] Britfag Americano 2588717 should i try and get into SS13 again? i tried once before and just had no fucking clue what was going on, then i died.
>> [_] Anon 2588724 >># That's about right. Expect to die a lot when learning the ropes, just get the base mechanics down first, ideally go as assistant to get a feel for them. Then start trying out specific roles on board. Don't be afraid to use a guide/wiki.
>> [_] Anon 2588729 >># >># Fuck that, first thing you need to know is how to use a med kit and medical supplies. Try being a medical doctor when there's already a lot in the station to relieve pressure off yourself. Then go from there. Your going to need basic first aid knowledge in almost every single round you play. Any round you don't use it, is normally one you died to quickly in.
>> [_] Anon 2588738 >round starts, im on nuke team >6 others, we get to the station >immediate smash and grab >cap, HoS and HoP dead >kek at 2 sec officers and detectives >they dead too now >we start heading back to our nuke >clown and mime waiting to ambush us with banana peels and fire extinguishers >okay, lets have some fun >spend half an hour torturing them both >take them on our shuttle when we detonate the nuke >continue to torture them
>> [_] Anon 2588760 >># Sounds like a pretty standard round of nuke.
>> [_] Anon 2588764 Ages ago on goonstation >be scientist >working with the gasses and shit >timetomakebombs.jpg >hear talk of traitor, poke head out of gas mixing room, see several dead scientists and Head of Science >assume it's traitor's fault >raid main station for more parts and backpacks >build like 11 bombs >juggle backpacks with bombs, deliver them into mail chutes around donut station >plant one in each major section >carry another 4 on person >Go to escape shuttle, see guy with Beam Sword? >Realize after I throw backpack with two bombs at the guy, knocking them over, that it was a toy sword >realize I already hit the detonator >server takes 25 minutes to calculate the explosions >everyone either dead or clinging to 8 tile section that's rapidly leaking air and with almost no health >70-85% of station is just GONE >Everyone loses >OOC going apeshit >wasn't even traitor I got banned for a week and explosives were given a blast radius cap, also tweaked to take longer to make.

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[_] Anon 2479171 /vg/ is the worst station. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2479172 fuck you, /vg/ best station
>> [_] Anon 2479187 >># If you want to ERP I guess
>> [_] Anon 2479192 You should kill yourself, Dilbert.
>> [_] Anon 2479203 >># casual friday?
>> [_] Anon 2479207 >># Please don't kill me.
>> [_] Anon 2479221 /vg/ best. Everything else weak
>> [_] Anon 2479226 >># Which came first, Ranch, or Cool ranch.
>> [_] Anon 2479227 Honk.
>> [_] Anon 2479239 >># Ranch
>> [_] Anon 2479244 >># You stupid bitch, you stupid --fucking bitch. I cant believe how dumb you are. JESUS CHRIST, I can't believe how FUCKING dumb you are, You're the dumbest, Motherfucking --..
>> [_] Anon 2479246 HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
>> [_] Anon 2479250 >># How about that pigskin How about that sport with the pigskin Cleveland browns..uhhh... Buffalo Bills....Seattle Seahawks.....uhh.. Carolina Panthers.... Cincinati Bengals.. Green Bay Packers....Tampa Bay Buccaneers... uhhhhh.. Jacksonville Jaguars...Miami Dolphins.. Washington Redskins... Arizona Cardinals... Houston Texans.
>> [_] Anon 2479255 song sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2479257 >># Dilbert3.mp3
>> [_] Anon 2479260 Needs more people vomiting spiders.
>> [_] Anon 2479276 >playing on anything but goon stations >ever
>> [_] Anon 2479302 I downloaded this song to open sets with it when i play with my black metal band

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[_] Space Station 13 Anon 2386376 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2386379 Yeah, it's kinda like that.
>> [_] Anon 2386398 Didn't know what Space Station 13 was until this was posted, I'm watching a YouTube play now. This game makes Dwarf Fortress look like Candy Land in terms of complexity. And it runs on the trainwreck of a game engine Byond...ha.
>> [_] Anon 2386460 >># you fucking learn something and then you realized you only learned 0.0009% of the game
>> [_] Anon 2386489 >># The role of AI, is basically the player's role in Dwarf Fortress, and you have to follow your laws while herding a station filled to the brim with destructive cats who are going to take apart the walls to break into hydroponics to grow rainbow weed, meanwhile someone convinced the admin to allow the janitor's zamboni cleaning device to be spawned and the janitor takes the first opportunity to stuff the tank that normally dispenses soap with shit as they run up and down the halls coating everything in shit, meanwhile the assistants are fighting over a dead assistant's body, the priest just put themselves in a coffin and launched the coffin into space and holy fucking shit there's a wizard and he's insta-gibbing people now the halls are coated in poop and gore. Welcome to Space Station 13
>> [_] Anon 2386491 >># I wouldn't really call it more complex, but the roleplaying elements do something there.
>> [_] Anon 2386494 >># Nah, it is more complex. The system starts off initially difficult to use, and then you get the hang of it, and it feels like you've plateaued, but then suddenly you realize you can inject things into cigarettes, or you can hack a vending machine to shoot products at people, or you can wear a bedsheet as a cape by putting it on your backpack slot, or you can inject plasma into a lightbulb to make it explode when turned on, or any of the intricacies of the various job systems, and you realize that IT HAS NOT EVEN BEGUN.
>> [_] Anon 2386523 >># >not realizing that the complexity of dwarf fortress does not come from its gameplay but its mechanics

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[_] Anon 2358263 Gibbed a shit, goons faggots please kill yourselves and /vg/ circlejerkers please go. Baystation erpers fuck off. /tg/ is da' best. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2358310 I laughed hard. Shame that only 5% of /f/ anons don't know what the fuck this is
>> [_] Anon 2358311 Fuck /tg/ /vg/ best
>> [_] Anon 2358316 I like Paradise Station. Bay surgery, nice admins, good community, less griff, medium RP, /tg/ map... Pretty good stuff. honk
>> [_] Anon 2358378 >/vg/ or /tg/ Both full of cancerous power gaming faggots
>> [_] Anon 2358407 >2014 >Not playing Commodore http://postimg.org/image/l9z5x1n45/ http://postimg.org/image/nxpxzqojd/ Paint_it_Red is some 16 year old faggot that everyone messed with, and the admins kept spamming Boss Nigger. It was pretty fun. But then some weeb faggots from something awful invaded it.
>> [_] Anon 2358408 faggotry

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>> [_] Anon 2331704 Honk
>> [_] Anon 2331757 >># Someone catch that clown!
>> [_] Anon 2331761 >># MAN-BORG IS ON THE CASE!
>> [_] Anon 2331785 Dat robocop song

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[_] Anon 2326562 We should play this Jordan
>> [_] Anon 2326568 >this game has been my life for the past 3 months /vg/ station best station
>> [_] Anon 2326576 DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
>> [_] Anon 2326689 ASS BLAST USA
>> [_] Anon 2326690 Way too god damned accurate
>> [_] Anon 2326692 Oh god yes. Now I'm going to think of everyone in Spaceballs uniforms. IT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE.
>> [_] Anon 2326697 Am I a bad person/unrobust as fuck for playing Alium Deathtrap? Furries everywhere, but at least there I'm king shit of turd mountain.
>> [_] Anon 2326710 >># I'll let you go if you can tell me which came first; ranch or cool ranch?
>> [_] Anon 2326729 >># >implying ranch was ever uncool Pfft, newfag.
>> [_] Anon 2326753 >># Why do you know my name

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[_] Anon 2300160 Who robust here?
>> [_] Anon 2300201 >># RIP Nox
>> [_] Anon 2300204 Pretty much
>> [_] Anon 2300226 Jeez. I almost forgot Byond was a thing.

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[_] Anon 2293852 >># Spess station time /tg/station is the best station fuck off Gibbedshits
>> [_] Anon 2293856 Incredibly accurate.
>> [_] Anon 2293953 is this the same music from that weird dilbert office murder flash? brilliant
>> [_] Anon 2294038 Bumping OC and the fact that this is so very true. It's what separates the spessmen from the spess bois
>> [_] Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 2294043 As someone who regularly plays 2d spessmens, I can confirm that this is an accurate representation of life on a futuristic Space Station.

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[_] Anon 2269426 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2269593 go away Michael
>> [_] Anon 2269599 I just watched Space Balls pretty recently

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[_] Anon 2263248 Who /tg/station here? WW@?
>> [_] Anon 2263268 The clown can not honk if you disable his hand.
>> [_] Anon 2263270 /tg/ for lyfe nigga
>> [_] Anon 2263277 I just left a round of.... AliumDeathtrap. I'm sorry. I shame you all.
>> [_] Anon 2263292 HELP! SHITCURITY IS HARMBATTON ME TO DEATH!
>> [_] Anon 2263306 wwwwwww ROBOCOP
>> [_] Anon 2263312 That music takes this from hilarious to horrible and depressing
>> [_] Anon 2263319 What is the music to this?
>> [_] Anon 2263330 >># Gameboy robocop
>> [_] Anon 2263373 /vg/station here inb4 rivalries Let's just go our respective ways.
>> [_] Anon 2263395 scaredy sux sincerely tonto tooktok
>> [_] Anon 2263404 I used to play 5 years ago. Greifing was all that was ever done and I shit you not, I saw the actual George Melons.

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[_] SHITCURITY HALP CLOWN IS GRIFFING ME Anon 2192793 >tator roboticist >borg comes in, calls me a nigger, tells me to upgrade his cell >emag him >make him call me daddy >another borg comes in >emag again >AI calls me out over it on comms >deny knoweldge >AI hounds me, tells me to meet him in chamber >AI gives me codephrase, I return >AW SHIT HERE WE GO >AI shocks RD to death, my target >CMO comes to find me after shitcurity beats me down 4noraisin >get back up >stunglove >choke CMO to death >apologize to CMO >admin plays dilbert3/ss13 song >lol'ing in IC and OOC I fucking love this game. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Rei !p8eYCadcMo!!UIUUBgiqKcz 2192839 You forgot, dilbert3/ss13/RobocobGB is the song.
>> [_] Anon 2192895 i wish i could get into this game, but it`s too confusing for me. My first, and only, time playing, I wandered around following a trail of blood for 10ish mins, to find a clown dragging around a mutilated body, then the escape shuttle appeared, and some people started to shoot each other with lazers, and i got hit, but was ok. Then the round ended.
>> [_] Anon 2192900 >># oh, and i was a 14, I think, year old asian girl named Hitomi J. Cuppe. I was watching porn before, i couldn`t think of any other names
>> [_] Anon 2192949 >># Here's what you need to know about SS13. All of the public servers are shit. The learning curve is toolbox shaped. You will be beaten to death, several times. You will drown in the grey tide that is the Assistant. You will have so many shitty rounds, but that moment that you become robust enough to fucking murder someone feels so good that I can't explain it with words. It's a fucking rush.
>> [_] Anon 2192958 updating byond right now. Gotta play this crap again.

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>> [_] Anon 2183246 Well now I want to play SS13. Good Job.
>> [_] WKZworks 2183268 Spaceballs, eh? That was a good film. "Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button, this ship will self-destruct in..." "May da Schwartz be wit Jew."
>> [_] Anon 2183273 >># oh man I really want to watch that now. I couldn't really appreciate it when I was little. I thought it was funny but probably not as much as I will now.
>> [_] WKZworks 2183280 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NiXe0VIX ts
>> [_] Anon 2183321 My sides are in orbit.

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>> [_] Anon 2083466 >No mime 0/10, would not robust with
>> [_] Anon 2083538 >>>/vg/45338420