File: Every Round of Space Station 13.swf-(8.49 MB, 720x480, Loop)
[_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)00:16:39 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)01:08:43 No.

  >be chemist
  >make a grenade and offer one to chief medical, they decline but extract from my mixture and puts
  it into a syringe, then loads it into a syringe gun
  >wanna blow up a monkey?
  >Hell yeah
  >follow chief to genetics
  >take a monkey, an idle hulk guy was braindead in the lab so it didn't matter
  >we take the monkey to a resting med room and stand back
  >*syringe discharge noise*
  >monkey fucking explodes along with the wall behind it on impact
  >Was that fun Billy Herrington?
  I fucking love this game, I also got hooked up with new effective recipes that are much more
  efficient as chemnades.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)01:57:25 No.

  i havent played clown simulator for ages but i should get back into it someday

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)02:01:06 No.

  >>3255776
  Stop advertising it, retard.
  There are too many newfags as is without you inviting more.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)02:09:01 No.

  >be security
  >validhunt traitors until nothing is left
  >"job well done, time to go home"
  >shuttle's called, sudden outbreak of space vines
  >no problem, just gonna grab a welder and...
  >destroy one vine, immediate explosion takes place
  >then another explosion
  >then another
  >i'm dead immediately, pieces of me fly everywhere
  >with my ghost vision, I see hallways full of space vines start exploding
  >within a minute, the entire station is blown to bits, nobody survives
  >shuttle arrives and departs from a station with only flooring and body parts all over the place
  >sneaky botanist traitor is smug in deadchat

  this game is the best

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)02:40:29 No.

  >>3255803
  Tell that to the guy who made that review on youtube, it's only going to get worse.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)15:35:09 No.

  >be botanist
  >trying to get re-acclimated to the game
  >start by planting some crops and shit
  >going well, grew some corn and sugar.
  >someone enters the room, drops something, and leaves
  >I pay no attention to him what-so-ever
  >BOOM
  >It was a fucking bomb
  >try desperately to get my O2 mask on
  It turns out I had it on already but I though I didn't so I ended up taking it off, by mistake.
  >pass out
  >robot rushes in
  >pulls me out, saving my life
  Some time later
  >exploring the station
  >dude starts beating a test monkey
  >monkey beats him back
  >with his briefcase
  >monkey wins
  >mfw I start feeding him the corn that I grew
  >tfw no face

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)15:48:16 No.

  >be a borg
  >no officers beside the HoS
  >of course there isn't any officers
  >secborg it up
  >round starts off simple enough
  >abuse a clown for slipping too many people
  >some greyshit gets beaten to death by cargo for being an annoying sack of shit
  >while taking care of that someone starts screaming over the common channel
  >'CULT CULT'
  >oh boy here we go
  >still no officers, Hos gets captain to immediately go code blue
  >HoS gets into AI Upload and changes rules to robocop
  >LAW.mp4
  >while enforcing the law in several places, someone tips me off to a cult gathering in the dorm
  restrooms
  >walk in, four of the fuckers are talking, surrounded by runes
  >I AM THE LAW and baton all of them into submission
  >all four are handcuffed and running around like headless chickens
  >suddenly the RD shows up, of all people, and flashes me
  >fuck they got the RD
  >he takes off all their handcuffs
  >they bludgeon me to breakdown
  >sit dead for a while, they didn't flatline my MMI, just destroyed my borg
  >RD comes back after a while and wheels me to Robotics
  >rebuilds me
  >come back online
  >Laws updated!
  >he turned me into a cult borg
  >tfw

  I haven't played in forever. That was some good shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)16:06:40 No.

  Anyone else in spacecourt?

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)16:21:18 No.

  >>3255803
  >>3255816
  >i want the game to die out in 5 more years

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)16:37:08 No.

  >>3255933
  quite the opposite
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPhFoUhPcLE

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)16:43:12 No.

  >>3255934
  what does that unity gameplay video have to do with the absolute necessity of bringing new
  players into a multiplayer game in order to keep it alive?

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)16:45:43 No.

  >>3255936
  byond will die eventually bro. Things change whether we want them to or not. Just don't be
  surprised it's gone in 5 years. Enjoy these blissful days while you can.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)16:50:10 No.

  >>3255937
  no reason why it would die as long as new players are coming. it might stop being developed due
  to technical reasons but as long as the servers still fill the game will never die. my point is
  that new players are a good thing

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)16:54:15 No.

  >>3255938
  it needs a switch from byond, it can't handle a grandiose flow of newcomers daily

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)16:57:50 No.

  >>3255940
  a game like space station 13 won't have a grandiose flow of newcomers every day, which is why we
  should thank whoever did that review that brought in some new players (some of which will stick
  around) instead of complaining about all the sudden noobs

>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/17(Thu)17:59:09 No.

  >>3255943
  Only one guy is sour about change here, I'm not and I applaud the growth in past two years