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This is resource U7QLOLT, an Archived Thread.
Discovered:24/3 -2015 04:03:09

Ended:24/3 -2015 07:47:53

Checked:24/3 -2015 08:05:29

Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2726792
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 56.
Discovered flash files: 1





File: Take me to church.swf-(4.27 MB, 1100x800, Loop)
[_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)21:56 No.2726792

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)21:57 No.2726795

  Thanks uncle /pol/

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)22:07 No.2726804

  fuck this song

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)22:12 No.2726814

  Can't read the images, shit too fast.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)22:14 No.2726819

  >>2726814
  >Not just looking at what reference is used and knowing the verse by heart
  You bring shame on us all, anon.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)22:20 No.2726825

  Is this from an anime and, if so, what anime?

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)22:27 No.2726831

  >>2726825
  Pori-tikaru Inkare-kato

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)22:31 No.2726837

  Fuck this gay ass fucking song.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)22:59 No.2726876

  Remind me why Lucifer is still considered evil?

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:03 No.2726879

  >>2726876
  He has a creepy name.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:06 No.2726881

  >>2726876
  Because might makes right.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:18 No.2726886

  the music video for this song is the most homosexual thing i've seen since that time i watched
  madoka

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:22 No.2726887

  >>2726886
  Which is really weird, considering the song is very clearly about a dude singing about a woman.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:23 No.2726888

  >>2726887
  Is it? I think the idea of the song being about a humungous faggot's christ-related asshurt adds
  something to the flash actually.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:25 No.2726889

  >>2726888
  Nah, if anything, a song about worshipping Christ-chan over worshipping christ seems more
  appropriate.

  But either way it goes, it works fantastically.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:28 No.2726890

  >>2726814
  Just print-screen some of them.
  Some of the most truly inspirational bible verses I've ever read.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:32 No.2726892

  >>2726888

  The author of the song said it was about hating on christianity for being anti faggot

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:33 No.2726893

  >>2726892
  inb4 the song was really about his boyfriend.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:35 No.2726894

  >>2726892
  Well that doesn't make a lick of goddamn sense. The lyrics clearly say "her" and "she".

  If anything, it sounds to me like they retroactively changed the meaning to try and get shekels
  from the gay train.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:36 No.2726895

  >>2726892
  Oh so I was right. I guess the /pol/ack who made this knew what he was doing after all.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:38 No.2726898

  What is the original song?

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:39 No.2726899

  >>2726894
  using her or she in a song doesn't necessarily imply female. Especially these days it could imply
  someone who is more feminine but doesn't have to be female.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:40 No.2726900

  >>2726899
  >using her or she in a song doesn't necessarily imply female
  Fuck this gay earth

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:41 No.2726902

  >>2726899
  >using her or she in a song doesn't necessarily imply female.
  >using her or she in a song doesn't necessarily imply female.
  >using her or she in a song doesn't necessarily imply female.
  >her
  >she
  >doesn't imply female
  holy hell, I want off this ride.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:42 No.2726903

  >>2726900
  >>2726902
  It seems christ-chan has rustled some jimmies

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:43 No.2726906

  >>2726902
  He's right, I call my car she and it's not a woman.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:43 No.2726907

  >>2726892
  Sounds to me like he says it's more about the church and sexual repression in general rather than
  homosexuality specifically.

  Unless you got a better link than the ones I've seen.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:45 No.2726910

  >>2726906
  I think that you need to stop oppressing your car like a fascist, and realize that gendering it
  without consent is virtually rape.

  Not that I'd expect a pissbaby to understand something like that...

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:47 No.2726911

  >>2726910
  You would know from previous offences against the vehicular race, wouldn't you?

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:48 No.2726912

  >>2726898
  Hozier - Take me to church

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:50 No.2726914

  >>2726899
  i wish /pol/ was back

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:51 No.2726917

  >>2726914
  >>>/pol/ here you go now gtfo :)

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:52 No.2726919

  >>2726911
  Hey! I understand that I've committed millions of microagressions against the various inanimate
  objects in my life and the horrid ways I've enslaved zem. But at least I'm trying to zeir
  feelings. I know I will never be able to truly compensate for the transgressions I've committed,
  but at least I can educate people.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:52 No.2726921

  >>2726906
  >L'auto
  But anon, cars are women.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:53 No.2726923

  >>2726919
  Ha! I have found the serial car rapist!
  nice to meet you btw XD

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:54 No.2726924

  >>2726923
  Fuck off, pissbaby. It's not my job to educate you.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/23/15(Mon)23:55 No.2726927

  >>2726921
  that's like saying all bats are females...
  or gat's are females, yet they shoot at least 10rounds/second :/

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)00:19 No.2726956

  >>2726876
  because he shines light on uncomfortable truths.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)00:21 No.2726957

  >>2726956
  nah, I'm pretty sure it's all the murder he committed, but that's just me

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)00:23 No.2726958

  >>2726957
  Every revolution has its casualties.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)00:33 No.2726963

  >>2726876
  He rebelled against God, who is omnipotent.
  When you rebel against the will of something omnipotent, you are definitely wrong, since the
  omnipotent being cannot be wrong.

  He was whiny, anyway. He didn't respect God's new creation of humanity and he disapproved of
  God's plan for salvation, if I remember correctly. He was jealous that God was putting less
  powerful beings on such a pedestal.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)00:35 No.2726965

  >>2726963
  so he was jealous of an idea that whatever created him was some how more powerful than he was
  already?
  So in the end lucifer was sent to hell for being a schizophrenic lol that makes a lot more sense

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)00:37 No.2726969

  >>2726965
  He was angry that God expected him and the other angels to bow to humans, which are much less
  powerful than angels.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)00:41 No.2726971

  >>2726890
  Or right click.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)00:50 No.2726980

  >>2726963
  Being omnipotent doesn't mean you're right, just that you have all the power.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)00:52 No.2726982

  >>2726965
  He was sent to the place furthest from heaven and god's light, which he agreed to. Hell formed
  around him.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)00:57 No.2726986

  >>2726899
  Actually, it DOES 100% imply female.
  "It" is the word for men with surgically removed dicks and women with surgically altered vaginas
  that are made to look like dicks.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)00:57 No.2726987

  >>2726957
  10 murders total in the whole bible.
  Compare to God's 2million+
  ಠ_ಠ

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)00:58 No.2726988

  >>2726980
  The Christian god is also omniscient and omnipresent,\ ( but I'm sure you already knew this.)
  Regardless, disagreeing with an omniscient being is rather unwise.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)01:09 No.2726998

  >>2726986
  Your grasp on the english language seems to be minimal at best.
  The word she/her can imply feminine people/objects/etc without the biological/gender being female.
  This also brings into the question whether or not we're talking about biological sex or gender
  As with biological sex; the word she/her normally would imply female BUT considering the english
  language isn't so black and white it could also refer to: ships, cars, men, hermaphrodites,
  whales, etc.
  So in the long run, No you're wrong.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)01:11 No.2726999

  >>2726988
  Actually the christian is just Omnicient. He sees all, but doesn't give a fuck what is going to
  happen.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)01:24 No.2727003

  >>2726998
  Google "define: she"
  Result: " used to refer to a woman, girl, or female animal previously mentioned or easily
  identified.
  "my sister told me that she was not happy""

  Seems your wrong.

  PROTIP: You can't re-define a word because of political motivations or your own mental
  insecurities about having or not having a dick.

  It means female, unless the dictionaries all decide otherwise. Maybe not in your strange hipster
  language, but it does in what we call "English", around here.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)01:26 No.2727005

  >>2726998
  >So in the long run, No you're wrong.

  Also, there is no "in the long run". A definition is a definition. She means female, regardless
  of your claimed predictive abilities.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)01:28 No.2727008

  >>2726988
  How does being omnipresent change the situation? Just because such a god might know everything
  and be everywhere, doesn't mean he's not an evil douchbag.

  > rather unwise.
  True, but so would disobeying a faggot with a gun pointed to your head telling you to suck dick.
  Doesn't make it any less bad

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)01:39 No.2727016

  >>2726910
  I enter the car as I please, through any of it's holes.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)01:43 No.2727018

  The shitstorm is live!



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