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[_] Lord prevails Anon 3490010

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[_] Anon 3479963

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[_] why is chrfistianity the way it is? Anon 3476575
>> [_] Anon 3476576 Are you supposed to be able to read these? Cause you can't.
>> [_] Anon 3476578 >># it's a loop and anyone with a reading level above the kid who eats paste can read it if they watch it a few times. Paste-eater.
>> [_] Anon 3476580 >># >if they watch it a few times. Nah, shit flash
>> [_] Anon 3476584 >># >># >"But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her shall stone her with stones that she die" – Deuteronomy 22:20-21 >"If your right eye you to stumble, gouge out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than your whole body to thrown into hell." – Matthew 5:30 >“Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and them against the rocks.” – Psalm 137:9 >“You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to woman. “For God that when you eat from your eyes will be opened and you will be like God knowing good and evil.” – Genesis 3:4-5 >"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married land rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." - Deuteronomy 22:28-29
>> [_] Anon 3476585 >># >># >“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” – 1 Timothy 2:12 >“So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.“ – John 2:15 >“Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.“ – Psalm 23:4 >“Behold, I will cause those of the synagouge of Satan, who say that they are Jew and are not, but lie—I will make them come and bow down at your feet, have loved you“ – Revelation 3:9 >“Oh father why have you forsaken me?“ – Matthew 27:46 >“For I know the plans I have... for you.“ – Jeremiah 29:11a >"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20
>> [_] Anon 3476620 You haven't tasted a Real Christianity handed to Jesus's apostles. Not every thing with billions of followers is real, Including Roman Catholic

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[_] Take me to church Anon 3451586

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[_] Anon 3428317

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[_] Anon 3397751 Did you remember to join your community in strengthening your relationship with God today, /f/?
>> [_] Anon 3397780 >Going outside
>> [_] Anon 3397793 death is the void skip church and help people instead
>> [_] Anon 3397804 christchan is from before 2015? holy shit
>> [_] Anon 3397847 anime is a sin, anon. and >joining a "community" when god is already with me bless your heart!
>> [_] Anon 3397852 >># real Christians listen to Jesse Lee Peterson
>> [_] Anon 3397853 >># >on /f/ >talking about others sinful behavior
>> [_] Anon 3397854 I try.

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[_] Anon 3361357 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3361362 "Take Me to Church" by Hozier Lyrics Meaning The songwriter Andrew Hozier-Byrne is singing against church-fueled "shaming." Specifically, this song is against homophobia; the music video shows a gay couple being hunted and tortured by mask-wearing men. "The Meaning" Hozier begins by singing about an imaginary girlfriend who "giggles at a funeral," and who "knows everybody's disapproval." He regrets not having "worshipped her sooner." Hozier is strongly attracted to this woman, whomever she is. In the next stanza, he claims that "[i]f the heavens ever did speak / she's the last true mouthpiece." He believes that if God exists, He would speak through this woman. And compared to her, he believes church to be a "bleak" place, that spits out "poison" at those who attend, telling them that they were "born sick" in sin. This girl is more desirable than church and, he thinks, a better way to understand the meaning of life. In the next stanza, Hozier sings that his girlfriend invites him to "worship in the bedroom" and that he's sent to Heaven when he's with her. The main point of this song is that Hozier feels closer to God (or the "good life" or "right living") in the act of love in sex, not when he adheres to established religion.
>> [_] Anon 3361388 wow that first post is so wrong, it's insane
>> [_] Anon 3361398 >># > Specifically, this song is against homophobia Except it really isn't, the only reference to faggotry is in the music video which was developed well after the song was written.
>> [_] Anon 3361419 >># I was just thinking about this the other day when this song came on the radio while I was driving. There are almost as many interpretations of a song as there are people. There's a correlation with how often psychotics claim they've heard a song or seen a program that was speaking directly to them. I really couldn't care less either way as I don't even care for it.
>> [_] Anon 3361443 >># >># >># >># There's no god. People killing for each other for "their" imaginary friends. Religions created for destroy Human race.
>> [_] Anon 3361445 my favorite bible verses
>> [_] Anon 3361447 >># No, there is a God. The devil made them do it.
>> [_] Anon 3361448 >># "God", "The devil" just various name of imaginary friends. So they're do it yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3361449 >># God exists, sorry to break it you ya pal
>> [_] Anon 3361450 >># In your dreams but dreams aren't real.
>> [_] Anon 3361453 >># We'll be praying for you, Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 3361456 >># >dreams aren't real lul someone didn't get the memo
>> [_] Anon 3361457 >># Sorry, but you can't take in your dreams someone who will never sleep.
>> [_] Anon 3361495 >># >Religions are evil because I have acne and girls dont like me
>> [_] Anon 3361498 >># >le devil made the Christ loving scum kill the heathens illegally
>> [_] Anon 3361505 >># kamasutra creed

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[_] Anon 3334140
>> [_] Anon 3334152 >># the pentecostalist edit always gets me

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[_] Anon 3308218 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3308232 What does the text say? Can't read it. Too fast.
>> [_] Anon 3308234 >># copypasted bible verses from people who have never seen a church from the inside.
>> [_] Anon 3308325 >># I can't go into a church. It burns. The church, I mean.
>> [_] Anon 3308336 >># I feel your pain... Every time I go into a Starbuxxx the coffee burns.

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[_] Its Furfag Friday. Anon 3306238 Please go back to the hole you came from. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3306281 >># shit > stupid niggas > vomit > furfags > religionfags
>> [_] Anon 3306292 >># >tan-shit off yourself
>> [_] Anon 3306294 >># I liked it OP, thanks.
>> [_] Anon 3306365 >># You forgot to add > fedora tippers at the end.
>> [_] Anon 3306416 >># everybody else > people who rate others in a tier list >># good flash op

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[_] Anon 3303577 Don't forget the reason for the season, /f/. GO TO WORSHIP
>> [_] Anon 3303668 Did you make sure to make it it to the vigil mass this evening

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[_] Anon 3300726 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3300735 It's funny because it's a song about a prostitute.
>> [_] Anon 3300741 >># it's twice as funny actually, because no one goes to church over this. It's just to stick it to muslims and leftist athiests again even though the people blaring "deus vult" are tipping their fedora just as much when asked. It's sad.
>> [_] Anon 3300747 >># >># It's funny because if you actually look up the verses it cites, it's actually a a series of both the most victimized or offensive passages from the bible. Though to be completely fair, atheists are giant faggots either direction. Most have a ridiculously childish idea of both spirituality and philosophy of science.
>> [_] Anon 3300821 why do people lie to children to make belief bullshit about afterlife instead of just focusing on that it's there to help coping with reality... oh wait, for a second there I forgot about man's greediness for power
>> [_] Anon 3300844 >># I think it's a little more down to earth in that, people make shitty parents. You'd be an even worse parent than yours remember not to breed! oh wait you don't need reminding
>> [_] Anon 3300847 >># Oh you don't need t worry. There's no way those wenches will touch my biggus dicus.
>> [_] sammy 3300850 >># >Frames contain bible quotes, paragraphs >Frames change too fast for said paragraphs to be read >Pause option disallowed Thats a sweet swf m9, really cheeki'd my breekis
>> [_] Anon 3300856 >># someone actually put an effort to write them down http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/27359 32/#q2736001
>> [_] Sammy 3300859 >># Seems like Christianity and Islam both have horrendously unprogressive values and beliefs Though the West has abandoned them faster than the Middle East, Saudi Arabia is making a serious progressive push

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[_] Anon 3291369 Halloween is over, you heathens. Get back to worship.
>> [_] Anon 3291417 Are you kidding? >Halloween is over You mean All Hollows' Eve is over, today is All Saints Day followed by All Souls Day tomorrow. Do you even worship?
>> [_] Anon 3291437 >># The undead have risen. The sun has died. The sky rains blood. The moon is ablaze. The surface has been taken by the abyss. Halloween isn't over, it is all that's left.
>> [_] Anon 3291442 You do know this song is about fucking faggots right?
>> [_] Anon 3291445 >># Why would I celebrate Samhain? I'm not some bloody fucking Celtic.
>> [_] Anon 3291455 >># First of all, no, the song is not about faggots. The music video, made well after the song was written, is about faggots. The song itself is clearly about a man and a woman. It's a moot point though, because second of all, the nuance of this flash completely sailed over your head. Take a moment to actually google some of the passages it cites.
>> [_] Anon 3291457 >># guess faggots corrupting the rainbow wasnt enough

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[_] Anon 3263544 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3263692 christ-chan is still the best
>> [_] Anon 3263697 Song sucks and Jesus himself would most likely castrate the creator of this song if there were ever to be a second cumming. Anime girls are always good though. No really this is the biggest faggot song ever. I'm totally down with Christianity but this song is so gay.
>> [_] Anon 3263716 >># read the fucking bible, most of the stuff there is bible verses
>> [_] Anon 3263720 >># oh yes, the 2000 year old book written in many various languages that's been reiterated into oblivion leading to today's various publishings and you probably read the kiddie version
>> [_] Anon 3263730 >># And you call yourself a good christian? Jesus christ.
>> [_] RepostChan 3263735 >># >second cumming lel

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[_] Anon 3230913
>> [_] Anon 3230918 good christians go there themselves
>> [_] Anon 3230954 >># Who is this crazy book waifu?
>> [_] Anon 3230961 >># She is Christ-Chan, Good Sir... God Bless you all.

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[_] TIME TO MASS FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST Anon 3193464
>> [_] Anon 3193552 Slower you slut.
>> [_] Anon 3193567 I'd give anything to have Christ-chan end me.
>> [_] Anon 3193570 >># but not because you say so, you ugly slut
>> [_] Anon 3193572 >># Learn your bible verses, heathen

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[_] Anon 3182275
>> [_] Anon 3182408 Annoyingly quick slides for the long text.

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[_] Anon 3175138
>> [_] Anon 3175139 But it's Saturday.
>> [_] Anon 3175157 >># And will you again bring along your Glock 41?
>> [_] Anon 3175160 >># IF YOU A SCARED MUTHAFUCKA GO TO CHURCH (go to church!) IF YOU A GUTTER MUTHAFUCKA DO YA DIRT (do ya dirt!) IF YOU A DOWN MUTHAFUCKA PUT IN WORK (put in work!) IF YOU A CRAZY MUTHFUCKA GO BERSERK (go berserk!)

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[_] Anon 3139493 Why are you not in church, anon? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3139497 thank you based op
>> [_] Anon 3139555 cuz god is dead
>> [_] Anon 3139627 cuz they spew bullshit

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[_] Anon 3128483 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3128487 >It's a words words words without giving you the time to read them epsisode
>> [_] Anon 3128493 >># >"But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her shall stone her with stones that she die" – Deuteronomy 22:20-21 >"If your right eye you to stumble, gouge out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than your whole body to thrown into hell." – Matthew 5:30 >“Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and them against the rocks.” – Psalm 137:9 >“You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to woman. “For God that when you eat from your eyes will be opened and you will be like God knowing good and evil.” – Genesis 3:4-5 >"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married land rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." - Deuteronomy 22:28-29
>> [_] Anon 3128494 >># >“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” – 1 Timothy 2:12 >“So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.“ – John 2:15 >“Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.“ – Psalm 23:4 >“Behold, I will cause those of the synagouge of Satan, who say that they are Jew and are not, but lie—I will make them come and bow down at your feet, have loved you“ – Revelation 3:9 >“Oh father why have you forsaken me?“ – Matthew 27:46 >“For I know the plans I have... for you.“ – Jeremiah 29:11a >"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20
>> [_] Anon 3128519 The joke here is that "Take Me To Church" is actually about gay sex.
>> [_] Anon 3128522 >># Not really, it's just the music video that's intentionally political. When I first heard this song I thought it was a song about his girlfriend.
>> [_] Anon 3128532 >># Nigga get hooked on phonex or something, you read far too slow.
>> [_] Anon 3128534 >># >Going to church >Traveling more than 2000 cubits on the Sabbath >Not spending your Sunday in quiet but intense contemplation of God's magnificence ISHYGDDT
>> [_] Anon 3128538 >># Learn your bible verses, anon.
>> [_] Anon 3128565 >># Read the lyrics for their meaning. Additionally to anti-Christian.
>> [_] Anon 3128587 >># The lyrics clearly indicate a dude singing about a chick.
>> [_] Anon 3128628 >># >># Christianity is absolutely based. The white race truly picked the best religion of all religions.

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[_] IT'S SUNDAY Anon 3124801 NO DEGENERATE FLASHES TODAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3124802 My lover's got humor, she's the giggle at a funeral, knows everybody's disapproval, shoulda worshipped it her sooner.
>> [_] D00dzor. 3124824 I hate his faggity song.
>> [_] Anon 3124847 I love this song
>> [_] Anon 3124994 That right eye verse got me fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 3125001 >># Sauce?

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[_] Anon 3120164 Early Sunday
>> [_] Anon 3120240 Ben Garrison. Kek.

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[_] Anon 3116161

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[_] Praise the true God you infidels Anon 3084942 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3084948 chris-chan is a qt
>> [_] Anon 3084950 >># she's worth at least 4 camels
>> [_] Anon 3084951 >># >Chris-chan It's Christ-chan. Chris-chan is a fat autistic heathen tranny who is not kawaii whatsoever.
>> [_] Anon 3084954 Deus Vult my friends
>> [_] Anon 3084979 why does she looks so tired?
>> [_] Anon 3085012 >># Have you SEEN the number of degenerates that are around these days?
>> [_] Anon 3085049 autism
>> [_] Anon 3085064 >># DELETE THIS SHE IS WORTH AT LEAST 7 YOU BLASPHEMER
>> [_] Anon 3085069 >># Not even a tranny. A "tomgirl", a term he made up himself.

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[_] Anon 3077215 Why aren't you in church? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3077226 >># Why aren't you?
>> [_] Anon 3077258 >># I'm not allowed to go there anymore
>> [_] Mr.Satan 3077320 >># It burns when I go inside.
>> [_] Anon 3077398 what is the girl from? ive never been able to find her on the internet when I look up the flash.

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[_] Take me to church Anon 3074013 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3074014 AVE
>> [_] Anon 3074016 Who is that girl anyways
>> [_] Anon 3074023 >># christ chan
>> [_] Anon 3074099 >># Christina/Christ-chan
>> [_] Anon 3074198 >># the most potent manifestation of Autism ever seen on this site

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[_] Good Friday Anon 3048592 How has your Good Friday been? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3048605 This is what happens to religion when everybody starts claiming to be prophets and contradict everything that the original Bible said to make this shitty mess
>> [_] Anon 3048622 >># no this is what happens to religion when you don't want to associate with atheists and you have only one other team you could root for.
>> [_] Anon 3048642 >># >a Christian anime girl is heresy lmao
>> [_] Anon 3048674 It's been about what you'd expect, I guess. I'm not very good at 'doing' Good Friday any more. You fast, you go to mass, you pray, and then what? I guess because I can't make myself feel the gravity of the Passion, I'll just focus on being thankful and what parts of life I've been lacking in lately.
>> [_] Anon 3048754 Source on girl?

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[_] Anon 3042159 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3042166 I love everything about this flash, desu.
>> [_] Anon 3042167 >># >desu Yeah, of course you would.
>> [_] Anon 3042169 This is offensive to Islam.
>> [_] Anon 3042184 >># D E U S E U S V U L T U L T
>> [_] Anon 3042216 >># Don't you discriminate against me, baka desu.
>> [_] Anon 3042223 >># D E S U V U L T E S U V U L T
>> [_] Anon 3042285 >># it's a word filter you fucking dingus, where have you been the past several months?

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[_] Anon 3041514 I didn't see you at church yesterday Anon. We only get one life to live, but the soul is eternal. Jesus died for our sins, but that's not an excuse to sin. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3041515 wow great flash NOT
>> [_] Anon 3041517 a tiptastic flash, my friend!
>> [_] Anon 3041518 please stop posting these. i bet your ass its the same person posting them everytime
>> [_] Anon 3041519 >># >he only goes to church for Sunday service And you call yourself a devote follower of the word of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
>> [_] Anon 3041522 >># let me guess you are an atheist?
>> [_] Anon 3041525 *le tips le fedora le good sir le xD*
>> [_] Anon 3041527 >># >># >># >># Found the heathens. Begone with you.
>> [_] Anon 3041529 I like how this basically is a flash that says "people who follow these teachings are assholes" and everyone is assuming otherwise.
>> [_] Anon 3041534 >># If he is offended by the lyrics of the song it's more likely he'd be a Christian or religious, not an athiest. He could be either and just think this is a shit flash and not a bad song.
>> [_] Anon 3041547 >># OP here, no. It's the first time I, personally, posted this flash. God loves you Anon.
>> [_] Anon 3041566 the fuck is this?
>> [_] Anon 3041579 Am I the only one who thinks there's a subtle level of genius to this flash?
>> [_] Anon 3041586 >># yep
>> [_] Anon 3041615 >># jews, you so funny.
>> [_] Anon 3041695 God does not exist. Religion in total is responsible for more harm than good. Perpetuating religion harms humanity. Greek and Roman gods were worshipped before christianity, and they are now defunct. There is a parallel between all religions of the past and all present religions: none of the gods exist.
>> [_] Anon 3041720 Who's the girl?

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[_] Anon 3040866 I hope you weren't late today. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3040870 O-of course not.
>> [_] Anon 3040883 I can never read he text, it's too fast
>> [_] Anon 3040898 >># Learn your bible verses, anon.
>> [_] Anon 3040927 I did not go to church today forgive me Lord Jesus
>> [_] Anon 3040938 >># who the fuck is that
>> [_] Anon 3040940 who is this qtp2t
>> [_] Anon 3040955 >># Christchan
>> [_] Rick 3040989 God is a lie
>> [_] Anon 3040990 >># You are a lie
>> [_] Anon 3040991 >># Religion is a lie. God is real. Though if I had to pick a religion Christianity is objectively superior to the rest with Islam being the worst. Real talk.

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[_] Anon 3035678
>> [_] Anon 3035684 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3035688 It's not even sunday, you faggot, what the fuck.
>> [_] Anon 3035755 what does this shit means?
>> [_] Anon 3035757 >># it means that the book written 2000 years ago is no longer relevant ant the religion based off of that book ignores this fact

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[_] Anon 3027449 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3027546 >># Best Garru

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[_] Anon 3026828 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3026883 >># Best Religion
>> [_] Anon 3026920 >># you give religion a bad name
>> [_] Anon 3026923 >># Religion has always had a bad name
>> [_] Anon 3026925 Name of song?
>> [_] Anon 3026929 >># Darude - Sandstorm seriously just goole the fucking lyrics, or at least the godamn filename
>> [_] Anon 3026931 >># Why bother when you just did it for me? ;)
>> [_] !kurwaRB7YU 3026935 ;););););)
>> [_] Anon 3026938 >># I did? well you're welcome then ;)
>> [_] Anon 3026946 The only reason cripplecucks and polfags like Christianity is because it gives them a way to maintain a perceived moral high ground while they argue in favor of racial purging
>> [_] Anon 3026949 >># or maybe its because its the only religion that somewhat takes a stance against marxist cuckfags trying to stirr the gene-pool up until it all looks like mud
>> [_] Anon 3026950 >># wtf does racial purging have to do with religion? a religion can be of any race, baka
>> [_] Anon 3026952 >># heil herr himmler
>> [_] Anon 3026953 >># inb4 jew is a race
>> [_] Anon 3026954 >># >># >># damn nigga, the JIDFags are on fire today, that was pretty fast
>> [_] Anon 3026955 watch out guys, le hand rub merchant is here to get you! he's the one that's making your life shit, not your lack of training and education or your poor economic status I'm glad there's such a convenient scapegoat for your lack of motivation and lower-than-average intelligence
>> [_] Anon 3026957 >># jewish shadow government is behind everything xDDd
>> [_] Anon 3026965 The panels go too fast to read
>> [_] Anon 3026970 >># >"But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her shall stone her with stones that she die" – Deuteronomy 22:20-21 >"If your right eye you to stumble, gouge out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than your whole body to thrown into hell." – Matthew 5:30 >“Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and them against the rocks.” – Psalm 137:9 >“You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to woman. “For God that when you eat from your eyes will be opened and you will be like God knowing good and evil.” – Genesis 3:4-5 >"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married land rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." - Deuteronomy 22:28-29
>> [_] Anon 3026972 >># >“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” – 1 Timothy 2:12 >“So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.“ – John 2:15 >“Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.“ – Psalm 23:4 >“Behold, I will cause those of the synagouge of Satan, who say that they are Jew and are not, but lie—I will make them come and bow down at your feet, have loved you“ – Revelation 3:9 >“Oh father why have you forsaken me?“ – Matthew 27:46 >“For I know the plans I have... for you.“ – Jeremiah 29:11a >"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20
>> [_] Anon 3026975 >># >># Yup looks like a mudslime immigrant's religion to me! >cripplecucks will defend this!

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[_] Anon 3025451 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3025572 crazy ass religious people

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[_] Anon 3024034 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3024216 >># /pol/ bump. Christ-chan is bigger than Superman

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[_] Anon 3023227

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[_] Anon 3016708 Shouldn't you be somewhere, anon? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3016778 >># why would I go to church when I can converse here with my imaginary friend
>> [_] Anon 3016800 autism
>> [_] Anon 3016801 how are christians treated in Malaysia?
>> [_] Anon 3016912 >look up song in hopes its going to be about the absurdity of religion, or even the other way around, just some determined views, about important and worldly things >its another FUCKING love song FOR FUCKS SAKE
>> [_] Anon 3016940 >># you silly anon you

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[_] The REAL religion Anon 3007058
>> [_] Anon 3007114 I would convert for her if only she were real.

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[_] Anon 2996258
>> [_] Anon 2996277 >Take back the holy land Holy shit, are there people still stuck on the Crusades? Why are we not sending these fags to fight ISIS? I bet they both will love dismembering each other for free.
>> [_] Anon 2996280 >># DEUS VULT Mother fucker
>> [_] Anon 2996297 >># Because Obama is a half measures kind of guy, not the kind who sees things through to the end. In all likelihood it will be Russia who cleans up that mess.
>> [_] Anon 2996298 >># Heritic genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead saladin..ahahahahahHOLY LAND WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget pope innosent. damascus we kill the king , acre return to your precious constantinople….hahahahaha idiot heretic and mudslime smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HAJI FROM THEPREMISES
>> [_] Anon 2996305 >># >implying anyone actually wants to start a Christian filibuster against ISIS nah m8 i'm too comfy here
>> [_] Anon 2996314 >># russia will solve the ISIS problem and make sure no other groups rise up but with no regard to civilian life

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[_] Anon 2990901 Why aren't you in mass, anon? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2990911 >># 1 I don't mass 2 That seems like a cult thing 3 I hate freedom, maybe I should mass...?
>> [_] Anon 2990916 I don't need to go to mass to speak with God I am my own God I am God God
>> [_] Anon 2990926 >># Cause i live in va
>> [_] Anon 2990928 >># Why aren't you?
>> [_] Anon 2990934 >># Because fairytales are fiction.
>> [_] Anon 2990935 >implying that, if there is a god, he cares about mass attendance if there is a god, he will know that i acted in my own good faith not attending mass/worshipping another god/not worshipping any gods. if there is no god, i did not waste time by worshipping gods. win win.
>> [_] Anon 2990972 >># >implying acting in good faith is enough >implying rapists, serial killers, and monsters can't act in good faith
>> [_] Anon 2990976 >># >implying monsters aren't >implying God cares of the greater good
>> [_] Anon 2990979 >># If God doesn't care about the greater good than he doesn't care if you're acting in good faith or not and would demand you attend mass.
>> [_] Anon 2991001 >># *tips*
>> [_] Anon 2991022 >># >this is what protestants really think jk i'm a protestant, but quit being such a fucking fag
>> [_] Anon 2991078 I hate to be that guy, but sauce on the characters
>> [_] Anon 2991083 >># swfchan
>> [_] Anon 2991084 >># because I own a fedora
>> [_] Anon 2991105 >># /pol/ Christ-chan, /pol/ guy and Reichel
>> [_] Anon 2991108 >># Because worshipping god in public is something assholes do for attention. If I wanted to talk to a literally omniscient being, all I'd need to do is exist.
>> [_] Anon 2991112 Also, a woman clad in templar gear is so damn beautiful. Seriously, give me any chick with combat training and a willingness to kill with a calm mind and I'd take her over anyone any day of the week. >But then again, calm-combatant and scientist are two very difficult archetypes to compare when it comes to who is more amazing. Can this be a women in armor appreciation thread?
>> [_] Anon 2991117 >># as much as I hate sauce fags there really isnt any sauce its just some character pol drew
>> [_] Alice 2991119 does anyone know the name of the lady? or who drew her? something?
>> [_] Anon 2991128 >># She is Christ-chan a /pol/ mascot.

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[_] Anon 2984656 Shouldn't you be somewhere right now?
>> [_] Anon 2984666 >># In bed
>> [_] Anon 2984680 >># Confirmed for going to hell.
>> [_] Anon 2984683 >># Dentist
>> [_] Anon 2984686 >># Reaming your mother and girlfriend, while in church. I am right where I should be OP.
>> [_] Anon 2984739 >># confirmed for midnight mass bro
>> [_] Anon 2984747 Angel of Small Death is better. /christian/ needs to come up with better memes, ones that aren't a rehash of Gamergate cringefests.
>> [_] Anon 2984748 >># What on earth are you talking about.
>> [_] Anon 2984753 >># "Take me to church" is a song by Hozier "Angel of Small Death" is also a song by Hozier, it's better than "Take me to church" (which is a radio looping nightmare since forever ago) /christian/ is a nominally christian board on eight-chan-dot-co where "christ-chan" originated. I say nominally christian because they're very unlike the usual christians you could get to talk to on the internet -- fetishizing the crusades, unironically spitting venom about heretics and other such cartoonish behaviour (maybe they're teenagers so it's understandable)
>> [_] Anon 2984755 >># >he thinks take me to church is even a vaguely christian song
>> [_] Anon 2984760 >># It isn't, which helps up the cringe factor of an already over the top cringe of assembled memes.
>> [_] Anon 2984767 Images scroll too fast

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[_] Anon 2964108 Didn't see you at service today, anon. Where were you?
>> [_] Anon 2964113 >yfw this song is about gay marriage Master ruseman.
>> [_] Anon 2964123 >># It actually isn't. The song itself is about a man singing about a woman. The faggotry was added post-production.
>> [_] Anon 2964154 >># >># >># >when people don't get that this song is satirical
>> [_] Anon 2964158 >># Just because a song is satirical, that doesn't mean it can't have a topic.
>> [_] Anon 2964185 >># Obviously the topic of any work of satire is criticism of the thing it's satire of. I fail to see your point.
>> [_] Anon 2964192 >># You're failing to see my point of failing to see your point, dumdum. How does being satirical invalidate what >># or >># said?
>> [_] Anon 2964195 christian degenerates please go
>> [_] Anon 2964198 >># It doesn't "invalidate" anything. They were just reacting in a way that made it seem they didn't get it.
>> [_] Anon 2964199 >># You're the one who doesn't get it.
>> [_] Anon 2964201 >># anon you need to live up to this new set of goalposts that the other anon has set for you if you can't, your argument is the only thing being invalidated here
>> [_] Anon 2964202 >># >mfw I'm locked into a denomination I hate Any advice for telling a borderline cult to fuck off when they've been known to harass?
>> [_] Anon 2964209 >># Just stop showing up to your cult meetings, maybe even move. It's your fault for getting involved with a cult so you need to be prepared to take actions to fix your mistakes.
>> [_] Anon 2964211 >># I was raised in it, I didn't choose to be in it. Half of my family is in it and if they "disfellowship" me they're obligated to shun me.
>> [_] Anon 2964212 >># What are you, muslim?
>> [_] Anon 2964216 >># So? Let them shun you. Fuck 'em. Start your own life.
>> [_] Anon 2964217 >># It's not your fault your family members are cultists. You're going to have to decide, either keep contact with your brainwashed family members, or give it up and move on with your life. I think you know exactly what you need to do, and by not doing it, you're enabling them and you're part of the problem.
>> [_] Anon 2964219 >># Jehovah's Witness. They refuse blood transfusions and transplants, believe in a young earth, believe demons are real, on earth, and influence man, and the apocalyse is near (as in within our lifetime despite them saying that since the late 1800s.) I've already lost my aunt because she refused a blood transfusion.
>> [_] Anon 2964223 >># I know, I guess I'm trying to figure out the best course of action. Miss one meeting and the whole group will come busting down your door asking why didn't you make it. They're like the mob.
>> [_] Anon 2964225 >># Lol your cult killed your aunt and you're still on the fence about this shit? Get a grip
>> [_] Anon 2964226 >># Move, leave old environment behind, maybe even change your name.
>> [_] Anon 2964228 >># >I've already lost my aunt because she refused a blood transfusion. This would be funny if it weren't so sad.
>> [_] Anon 2964231 >># >thinks being an asshole is the best way to convince someone
>> [_] Anon 2964233 >># I've been trying to get my mother and grandmother to leave, but they're too far gone. I just don't want to drop everything and walk away just to find out someone I love died because I didn't try hard enough.
>> [_] Anon 2964243 >># The woman in the song is a metaphor for the Catholic Church, dumbass. Just read the fucking Wikipedia page. >A mid-tempo soul song, its lyrics detail Hozier's frustration with the Catholic Church and its stance on homosexuality.
>> [_] Anon 2964244 >># who are you quoting
>> [_] Anon 2964250 >># >>>/s4s/
>> [_] Anon 2964251 >># What?
>> [_] Anon 2964253 >># >oh haha
>> [_] Anon 2964255 >># What???
>> [_] Anon 2964269 >># I'm looking at the wikipage right now. >Lyrically, "Take Me to Church" is a metaphor, with the protagonist comparing his lover to religion. Everything I'm seeing about Hozier's quotes indicate the song is just about sexual repression in general. Nothing indicates that the lover he is singing about is a man, and the lyrics refer to the lover as "she" on multiple occasions. So no, the song is not about homosexuality, it's about sexuality as a whole. The wikipedia page is wrong. >Hozier stated, "The song was always about humanity at its most natural, and how that is undermined ceaselessly by religious organisations and those who would have us believe they act in its' interests. What has been seen growing in Russia is no less than nightmarish, I proposed bringing these themes into the story and Brendan liked the idea." I repeat: Take me to Church is not about fags.I It's about sexuality in general with a music video that just happens to bandwagon off of topical issues.
>> [_] Anon 2964272 >># >i-it's not about fags! it's just about their sexuality! Okay anon
>> [_] Anon 2964274 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2964276 >># Yes, anon. Fag persecution is a small (might I add, lyrically unmentioned) portion of the overarching theme of the song.
>> [_] Anon 2964279 The song sucks. Who cares what it fucking means, you autistic dweebs.
>> [_] Anon 2964281 "Sexuality, and sexual orientation – regardless of orientation – is just natural. An act of sex is one of the most human things. But an organization like the church, say, through its doctrine, would undermine humanity by successfully teaching shame about sexual orientation – that it is sinful, or that it offends God. The song is about asserting yourself and reclaiming your humanity through an act of love." Stay fragile, anon.

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[_] Anon 2957562 I didn't see you in sunday school today, anon. Where were you?
>> [_] Anon 2957565 >># I'm 27, why the fuck would I still be in school?
>> [_] Anon 2957579 Where did this girl come from? Somebody give me the low down. Song fucks fucking ass though.
>> [_] Anon 2957580 >># Sweet jesus, we really plebbit-tier today.
>> [_] Anon 2957613 >># >calling me reddit Trying to get some discussion going. 50% of my posts are bitching about reddit and dying 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2957614 >># Sir As I Can See You Indentify Yourself As A Plebbitor. Beacues I Feel Merciful Today I Will Spoonfeed You Even If You Do Not Deserve Such Charity. >LURK MOAR
>> [_] Anon 2957616 >># GET OUT OF HERE PLEBBITOR U DON'T BELONG IN OUR SEKRIT KLUB XDDDDDDD GET TRULLED!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2957620 whos the qt grill
>> [_] Anon 2957625 >># /pol/'s waifu
>> [_] Anon 2957639 I wasn't at Sunday school because I was at Mass you filthy Protestant heathen!
>> [_] Anon 2957648 >># Christ-chan is not a waifu. She's a daughteru.
>> [_] Anon 2957649 >># fuck you I'll divorce if I want to. You'd divorce too if it happened to you.

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[_] Pray for France Anon 2950354 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2950369 D E U S V U L T E E U S V U L T U U U S V U L T S S S S V U L T V V V V V U L T U U U U U U L T L L L L L L L L T T T T T T T T T
>> [_] Anon 2950373 Slow it down I want to read all the shenanigans without touching a bible, last time I did it burst into flames and ruined my rug. That rug really tied the place together man.
>> [_] Anon 2950387 >># >CRUSADE NOW CRUSADE NOW >CRUSADE NOW CRUSADE NOW >CRUSADE NOW CRUSADE NOW >CRUSADE NOW CRUSADE NOW
>> [_] Anon 2950426 Sooo...yeah, what's up with all this mumbo jumbo? What I meant to type was a question directed to the attacks on Paris and the general reaction the world shared. And yet I've chosen to skip out on all the internet rage layered with dismay and threats. I know what it looks like already, typically the emotions created are negative. Seeing powerful tragedies and letting it affect me is what I'm trying to avoid. I've seen the gore, watched the executions, and everything between. I no longer look on in amazement or astonishment, with a deviant sense of excitement As I grow older I start to resent senseless violence, and all this fear mongering makes me feel powerless, hiding from the happenings seems what is best. I think I'm saving what little humility is left for the real world or you may say I'm just being a pussy, either is pretty close to the truth. tldr Let me ask you /f/, what are your thoughts? Do you still feel, or can you easily abate the bullshit and think I need to nut up?
>> [_] Anon 2950439 >># Honestly there's not a lot to say because in the end we're pretty much helpless to do anything about it. Might as well spout more Putin and crusade memes.
>> [_] Anon 2950448 >># We aren't hopeless. We (western democracies) have just been dealt a grazing blow so to speak. If an actual war erupts, you can enlist and kill them yourself or if you are too old you can provide logistical support in your spare time. Do not worry my friend, the US and like minded western democracies will always prevail simply because it is profitable to do so. As the saying goes- money makes the world go round. Living under sharia law and succumbing to the islamic state is not profitable.
>> [_] Anon 2950453 >># It's simple. Tell anyone that supports islam to fuck off. Any religion that enforces the punishment of apostacy is inherently evil.
>> [_] Anon 2950515 who else reads the stuff she's saying and looks at her face and gets hard? she turns me on like fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2950521 >># I say we let the followers of the 3 Abrahamic religions duke it out in an epic melee battle in the middle east, everyone else sits back and watches.
>> [_] Anon 2950525 >># >># >># >># This all points to war. The French might actually help this time.
>> [_] Anon 2950539 >># True Americans stand beside France
>> [_] Anon 2950558 >Be French >Get shot >Get blown up >Get beheaded
>> [_] Anon 2950559 >># I think it was a general attack on Europe But I don't feel anything atm about it idk why only a: yeah pretty shitty, u know

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[_] Anon 2937806
>> [_] Anon 2937819 >># Sounds divine.
>> [_] Anon 2937837 Sounds like 2 fags got found out
>> [_] Anon 2937840 It'd be nice if the cycle was slow enough that I could read the quotes.
>> [_] Anon 2937850 >># Except nothing in the lyrics indicates faggotry. Only the music video (made post production) says anything about it.
>> [_] Anon 2937865 >># Right click pauses flash m8.
>> [_] Anon 2937868 >># I would a Chris-tan.
>> [_] Anon 2937869 >># It's Christ-chan. Chris-tan is... something else. Something you don't want.
>> [_] Anon 2937890 >># not for me. but printscreen works.

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[_] It's sunday, anon Anon 2935615 Why didn't you go to church?
>> [_] Anon 2935692 what is the anime?
>> [_] Anon 2935694 I like how her chin occasionally casts a shadow symbolizing a beard.
>> [_] Anon 2935700 Because I'm not sheeple
>> [_] Anon 2935710 >mfw I checked my bible to see Jeremiah 29,11
>> [_] Anon 2935712 >saying mfw on a board with no images

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[_] Anon 2930022 It's sunday. Why are you not in church? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2930033 What can I watch to fill a zealous qt-shaped hole in my heart?
>> [_] Anon 2930037 Because I'm not a mindless sheep that believes in ancient fairy tale bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2930045 Pagan, I wear necklace's made from the teeth of Chrisitian monks, as I ravage peasant women, and steal all your shit.
>> [_] Anon 2930047 >># D E U S V A U L T E U S V A U L T
>> [_] Anon 2930067 >># MariMite
>> [_] Anon 2930080 >># Doesn't seem like it has much struggle for zeal to shine.
>> [_] Anon 2930092 Atheist. I would settle for some mediocre fried chicken though.
>> [_] Anon 2930093 testing
>> [_] Anon 2930095 >Old Testament
>> [_] Anon 2930110 cause im not religious and the whole topic of religion makes me uneasy as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2930176 If someone could decompile this and post the images somewhere, I will be very happy and give you candy.
>> [_] Anon 2930181 >># I'll do you one better. https://www.mediafire.com/?lvi741oldxubb i4
>> [_] Anon 2930185 >># ty~
>> [_] Chicken Sandwich 2930203 >># This. It's a waste of time when I could be doing better things. Like masturbate.
>> [_] Anon 2930207 >># This guy gets it.
>> [_] Anon 2930211 >># >># >># *tips fedora

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[_] Anon 2922950
>> [_] Anon 2922956 i hate this piece of shit song. fucking crap to my ears.
>> [_] Anon 2922969 hate the song. like the girl.
>> [_] Anon 2922971 >google church-tan >nothing relevant turns up lifeissuffering.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2922974 >># >google image search pol-chan >images appear that are in flash >select related image >get sauce >??? >profit its really fuckin difficult isn't it
>> [_] Anon 2922982 >># >It's pol-chan, not church-tan Well how was I supposed to know that? D:
>> [_] Anon 2922984 >># >not knowing uncle /pol/
>> [_] Anon 2922989 Wasn't there a different version of this with different pictures?
>> [_] Anon 2923029 >/pol/ is degenerate now.

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[_] Get ready for tomorrow Anon 2919033
>> [_] Anon 2919034 Aww yeah man! I got a whole day of sleeping late then playing video games all day. Because I'm not a child anymore and I don't need an imaginary friend anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2919043 >># I'd like to have friends.
>> [_] Anon 2919057 >># i hear that, except my imaginary friend does that with me, instead of dragging me along to a building where people compare clothing and ignore an old guy with a microphone. What kind of dick bag friend would do that?
>> [_] Anon 2919071 i want a crazy religious gf
>> [_] Anon 2919072 Shit song, shit girl.
>> [_] Anon 2919081 >># I don't think you realized this song is faggot/atheist propaganda.
>> [_] Anon 2919083 >># I recommend you look up the bible quotes.
>> [_] Anon 2919086 What's the character called? She a cute.
>> [_] Anon 2919089 >># christ-chan
>> [_] Chollux 2919099 No you don't. You sound like you want a batshit insane crazy gf who will do crazy batshit insane sexual stuff with you. A crazy religious gf will NOT do these thing with you. Not even if you plead. Not even if you use the blue-balls puppy-dog face and cry a little.
>> [_] Anon 2919102 >># >i want a crazy religious gf >You sound like you want a batshit insane crazy gf who will do crazy batshit insane sexual stuff with you. What makes you pull that out of your asshole? There is no sexual angle to the character whatsoever.
>> [_] Anon 2919105 >># > There is no sexual angle to the character whatsoever. > anime > no sexual angle
>> [_] Anon 2919124 >># >anime >christ-chan wtf
>> [_] Anon 2919125 >># > how to draw like a jap > implying christ-chan isn't drawn like a jap draws > implying that anime isn't a style of drawing wtf indeed
>> [_] Anon 2919171 DEUS VULT

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[_] Anon 2910385
>> [_] Anon 2910398 All quotes go by too fast to read. Is there a point to this?
>> [_] Anon 2910400 >># >Not knowing the quotes already Wow what a heathen
>> [_] Anon 2910401 >># Right click
>> [_] Anon 2910446 >># Just google the verses.
>> [_] Anon 2910489 >># Yeah, whoever set this up put it all on one frame for some reason so you can't even right-click and uncheck play I need to get faster at reading
>> [_] Anon 2910494 A song from a man pissed off at his girlfriend who wont accept the fact he is a pussy then made a music video about gay people all you you can miss use the context of the song in a quasi religious aspect. Perfection.
>> [_] Anon 2910509 name of anime girl?
>> [_] Anon 2910528 >># omg anon you just like don't get the music, like omg smh

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[_] Anon 2908432 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2908488 I dont get this flash how am i supposed to read all those long texts? It's just a test in patience and frustation.
>> [_] Anon 2908519 >># Pray for patience and the Lord will grant it.
>> [_] Anon 2908520 >># Right click the flash
>> [_] Anon 2908547 why does this get posted?
>> [_] Anon 2908548 >># why? so I can zoom in or change the quality?
>> [_] Anon 2908566 >># >I dont get this flash It's meant to be subtle. At first glance the lyrics, images, and verses appear to be about the rewards of devoting ones life to the church. But it's when you go in for closer inspection that you realize that this entire thing is lambasting christian doctrine. The flash goes as fast as it does because its intended to disguise itself.
>> [_] Anon 2908567 >># heh also garbage song
>> [_] Anon 2908571 >># I actually like the song. The music video that was made post production is shite though.
>> [_] Anon 2908628 >># >I worship like a dog on the shrine of your lies >I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife >Offer me that deathless death. Good God, let me give you my life >Subtle
>> [_] Anon 2908631 >># Oddly enough, this is probably my favorite flash. I like the speed, it feels oddly rewarding to watch.
>> [_] Anon 2908655 >># >>I worship like a dog on the shrine of your lies >>I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife >>Offer me that deathless death. Good God, let me give you my life Shit, I always thought lyrics sounded like: >I'll worship like a dog in those friderday lights >I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife >I believe that death can save a good girl, let me give you my life With that last line, I mean he was kinda sounding like he was setting up a scene where he's about to bang a chick or something.
>> [_] Anon 2908660 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp4WKejt 12Y You can just Google this shit.

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[_] Anon 2899668
>> [_] Anon 2899706 c:
>> [_] Anon 2899720 >tfw no crazy nun waifu Why even live?
>> [_] Anon 2899783 >># What is the premise of this? Why is ben garrison's name in the corner?
>> [_] Anon 2899788 >># >renaming flashes >i think

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[_] Anon 2897130
>> [_] Anon 2897169 Erm. 50 words a picture and a 2 second transition delay? This was horribly made.
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2897175 >># It's not meant to be read.
>> [_] Anon 2897179 >># But I want to read it. Where do I find these pictures?
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2897189 >># Decompile the flash.
>> [_] Anon 2897192 >># >"But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her shall stone her with stones that she die" – Deuteronomy 22:20-21 >"If your right eye you to stumble, gouge out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than your whole body to thrown into hell." – Matthew 5:30 >“Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and them against the rocks.” – Psalm 137:9 >“You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to woman. “For God that when you eat from your eyes will be opened and you will be like God knowing good and evil.” – Genesis 3:4-5 >"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married land rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." - Deuteronomy 22:28-29
>> [_] Anon 2897194 >># >“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” – 1 Timothy 2:12 >“So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.“ – John 2:15 >“Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.“ – Psalm 23:4 >“Behold, I will cause those of the synagouge of Satan, who say that they are Jew and are not, but lie—I will make them come and bow down at your feet, have loved you“ – Revelation 3:9 >“Oh father why have you forsaken me?“ – Matthew 27:46 >“For I know the plans I have... for you.“ – Jeremiah 29:11a and my personal favorite >"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20
>> [_] Anon 2897228 >># It's supposed to be subtle. At first glance, it's bible versus with a cute grill and church music. But on closer inspection, it's about a borderline psycho upholding draconian philosophy to a tune completely lambasting Christianity.
>> [_] Anon 2897229 >># What are the images from anyway, or are they just random?
>> [_] Anon 2897236 >># I see Pol-tan in them, probably from a drawthread or something.
>> [_] Anon 2897237 >># It's from a drawfag on /pol/ whose name slips me. The character's name is Christ-chan, who is more or less the personification of modern Christianity. The other characters you see include /pol/-tan (the dude with the suit), ss-tan (the girl with the nazi outfit), and the creator himself (the guy with the long hair saying Christ-chan is Kawaii).
>> [_] Anon 2897240 >># >># Thanks dudes

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[_] Anon 2894503
>> [_] Anon 2894533 this is so fucking great. personally i dont subscribe to monotheistic middle eastern dogmas, so im not offended by this shit at all. fuck religious hypocritical bible thumpers.
>> [_] Anon 2894536 >># This isn't meant to be offending.
>> [_] Anon 2894544 >># I'm a bible thumper. This doesn't offend me in the least. Those who know truth do not fear judgement.
>> [_] Anon 2894545 >># I finally looked up who Ben Garrison is. Now that was a giggle and half.
>> [_] Anon 2894663 >># you fucked it up
>> [_] Anon 2894667 Should I know who she is?

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[_] Anon 2891992

File: Take me to church.swf-(4.27 MB, 1100x800, Loop)
[_] Anon 2887767 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2887777 >"But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her shall stone her with stones that she die" – Deuteronomy 22:20-21 >"If your right eye you to stumble, gouge out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than your whole body to thrown into hell." – Matthew 5:30 >“Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and them against the rocks.” – Psalm 137:9 >“You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to woman. “For God that when you eat from your eyes will be opened and you will be like God knowing good and evil.” – Genesis 3:4-5 >"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married land rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." - Deuteronomy 22:28-29
>> [_] Anon 2887778 >“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” – 1 Timothy 2:12 >“So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.“ – John 2:15 >“Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.“ – Psalm 23:4 >“Behold, I will cause those of the synagouge of Satan, who say that they are Jew and are not, but lie—I will make them come and bow down at your feet, have loved you“ – Revelation 3:9 >“Oh father why have you forsaken me?“ – Matthew 27:46 >“For I know the plans I have... for you.“ – Jeremiah 29:11a and my personal favorite >"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20
>> [_] Anon 2887790 >># >># Tip?
>> [_] Anon 2887792 >># ?
>> [_] Anon 2887795 >># *tip*
>> [_] Anon 2887855 >>#>># you guys are neckbeards
>> [_] Anon 2887857 >># >># tip!
>> [_] Anon 2887888 >># jeremiah sounds like a big guy
>> [_] Anon 2887915 >># Top.
>> [_] Anon 2887925 THIS SONG IS ABOUT FAGGOTS
>> [_] Anon 2887926 >># So faggots like you can stop being dirty heretics and convert to the holy church.
>> [_] Anon 2887941 >># Only the video.
>> [_] Anon 2887944 >># >holy church nice meme I live to serve Tezcatlipoca in all his providence so that he may bless with knowledge of natural world.

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[_] Anon 2886792 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2886794 >># fuck the file names fucked this up this was supposed to be a different flash with same name
>> [_] Anon 2886848 The text goes by too fast.
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2886849 >># Let me help you. It says: "GO TO CHURCH".
>> [_] Anon 2886851 I can't read what any of these bible passages say. Is there anyway I can slow it down?
>> [_] Anon 2886852 >># I hear deleting system 32 can help with that
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2886854 >># Wait what the fuck, I thought /f/ didn't allow two files with the same name to be up at the same time.
>> [_] Anon 2886856 >># you must be new here
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2886859 >># Nah, I'm 100% sure that before the 24 hr cooldown was removed you could not have 2 files with the same name up on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2886865 >># zero out of ten
>> [_] Anon 2886866 >># apply yourself
>> [_] Anon 2886867 >># gtfo summer
>> [_] Anon 2886870 Stop renaming flashes
>> [_] Anon 2886871 I can't tell if it's applauding or degrading the institution here. This is probably one of those situations where art criticism tells you mostly about the critic.
>> [_] Anon 2886879 >># moot gave 4chan to one of the older mods about half a year ago and if you look at the flash it's a title bait-and-switch featuring some rap song that tells scared motherfuckers to go to church
>> [_] Anon 2886882 >># shut you fucking fuckface cuntnigger
>> [_] Anon 2886888 >># You're dumb as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2886891 >Song about faggots

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[_] Anon 2886150
>> [_] Anon 2886168 It's funny because it's a song about a prostitute.
>> [_] Anon 2886184 >># I thought it was about being a faggot
>> [_] Anon 2886185 >># i want to read the words. how do i make it pause?
>> [_] Anon 2886190 >># You're supposed to take screenshots and look at them. >># Nah, it was made about faggots in post-production. The lyrics are clearly about a guy singing about a girl.
>> [_] Anon 2886276 >># Remember the Passages and just look em up in your own bible if you care so much. YOU HEATHEN!
>> [_] Anon 2886310 >># Only the music video >># Right click

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[_] Anon 2884755
>> [_] Anon 2884820 wat?
>> [_] I'm Cumming Onii-chan 2884824 >># Is this fresh OC? Because I fucking love this song, and don't know what its called
>> [_] Anon 2884825 >># in the butt?
>> [_] Anon 2884828 >># Well, a lot of people have negative feelings about religion. You don't go full retard like richard dawkins to dislike a few aspects of it.
>> [_] I'm Cumming Onii-chan 2884829 >># also this grill is kawaii AF despite being the definition of plain jane
>> [_] Anon 2884830 >># if you weren't such a lazy faggot you would check swfchan and see for yourself that it is not an OC
>> [_] Anon 2884831 >># Hozier - Take Me To Church https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVjiKRfK pPI
>> [_] I'm Cumming Onii-chan 2884834 >># Thank you based anon I would hear it rather infrequently on the radio when I go driving
>> [_] I'm Cumming Onii-chan 2884836 >># well it sure as fuck hasn't been posted on /f/ in recent memory you colossal butthurt gaylord
>> [_] Anon 2884837 >># this is the worst piece of shit flash i have seen in weeks, its just a couple of cringe anime pictures with a bad mainstream song to it
>> [_] Anon 2884838 >># Whoops, I meant Christopher Hitchens. Dawkins isn't as crazy. Hitchens calls the abrahamic religions the axis of evil for fuck's sake.
>> [_] Anon 2884841 I can't tell who is a troll, a n00b, a white knight, neet, pleb, rekt, rolfcopter robocop sandwich derp derp derp
>> [_] Anon 2884850 dat ben garrison do
>> [_] Anon 2884855 >># enjoy being a lazy autist who makes excuses for not knowing how to use google
>> [_] vipper 2884859 >># http://archive.4plebs.org/f/search/image /BiBSXx4CjTzDMlh_e2QpyA/ full fucking autistic

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[_] Anon 2867236
>> [_] Anon 2867237 Mai waifu
>> [_] Anon 2867238 >># >not having Rachel Purity as your waifu
>> [_] Anon 2867242 >># ben garrison

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[_] Anon 2865981
>> [_] Anon 2865989 >># race war now
>> [_] Anon 2865992 song?
>> [_] Anon 2865993 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBI17a10 RkQ
>> [_] Anon 2865996 >snake handling Do southern Christians still do that shit?
>> [_] Anon 2865998 >># What snake, anon? That's just a cross. You're just seeing things.
>> [_] Anon 2866012 what is this about? which character is that?
>> [_] Anon 2866017 >># I think they call her Christ-chan.
>> [_] Anon 2866026 >># Christ-chan. The other two are /pol/-tan and SS-tan. Ebola-chan might be in there, too somewhere. They're essentially the creations of /pol/'s residential drawfags, meant to parodize the groups they're based off of. So they're not really based off of any particular series or anything.

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[_] Anon 2858075 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2858081 The song is actually about two faggots feeling oppressed while buttfucking each other. Wish it wasn't true.
>> [_] Anon 2858092 >># Waifu fags are not to be reasoned with for they are clueless.
>> [_] Anon 2858097 >># Except it wasn't, it's only the music video that's about two faggots. The song itself is just about sexual repression in general and is otherwise about a very blatant heterosexual relationship.
>> [_] Anon 2858099 >># Anon, I recommend taking screenshots of the individual frames and looking at them clearly.
>> [_] Anon 2858122 >># Sauce on song ? "Take me to church" gives me nothing relevant !
>> [_] Anon 2858123 >># Take me to church by Hozier. It's a song about a guy who caves sexual desires with a woman he loves. It's also a music video about two fags that was made in post-production.
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2858127 >># >"Take me to church" gives me nothing relevant ! http://bfy()tw/10gU
>> [_] Anon 2858128 Is it the right place to /r/equest the last Sim Brothel ? It has been uploaded a few days ago
>> [_] Anon 2858240 TEEN ANGST

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[_] Anon 2842765 >tfw 4 hours late
>> [_] Anon 2842777 Whos that? I've must have missed something otu
>> [_] Anon 2842794 >># christ-tan, a character from /pol/ who's supposed to represent devout christians she's been around for over a year now, I think. at least this flash has been around for months
>> [_] Anon 2842838 nice try ben garrison
>> [_] Anon 2842880 It would be nice for it to be slower so I could actually read the fucking quotes instead of having to look up Ezekiel 23:20.
>> [_] Anon 2842884 >># thanks, im not arround on /pol/. I could have guessed it that its from there
>> [_] Anon 2842903 >># CHRIST CHAN YOU SHITLORD REEEE. The original Artist has stopped drawing Her and Rachael Purity (the little nazi girl)

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[_] Anon 2830644
>> [_] Anon 2830817 It's Wednesday you plebfuck

File: Take me to church.swf-(4.27 MB, 1100x800, Hentai)
[_] yall need some jesus Anon 2819755 c Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2819807 song source pls bb
>> [_] Anon 2819813 >># nice
>> [_] Anon 2819853 >># Take me to church.swf
>> [_] Anon 2819865 Such a gay fucking song. Anyone who enjoys it should be neutered.
>> [_] Anon 2819868 >># ok settle down
>> [_] Anon 2819869 >># >song about having lots of wild sex with girls >gay
>> [_] Anon 2819870 >># You know the song is about going to church only for a girl and that everything else is bullshit, right?
>> [_] Anon 2819873 >># Every time I look at Christ-chan I realize that she has a very sickly face to her. Is that supposed to be normal?
>> [_] Anon 2819892 >># Are you retarded? That song is anti-christian
>> [_] Anon 2819895 no because i don't want anther shooting
>> [_] Anon 2819897 >># Why not?
>> [_] Anon 2819913 >># that's exactly why you're gay
>> [_] Anon 2819931 Anon please, stop posting this. You put me into a fucking funk every time I see Christ-Chan. like why does my ex have to have the same fucking face, same fucking hair, god damn it fuck this gay earth.
>> [_] Anon 2819972 >"But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her shall stone her with stones that she die" – Deuteronomy 22:20-21 >"If your right eye you to stumble, gouge out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than your whole body to thrown into hell." – Matthew 5:30 >“Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and them against the rocks.” – Psalm 137:9 >“You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to woman. “For God that when you eat from your eyes will be opened and you will be like God knowing good and evil.” – Genesis 3:4-5
>> [_] Anon 2819973 >"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married land rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." - Deuteronomy 22:28-29 >“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” – 1 Timothy 2:12 >“So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.“ – John 2:15
>> [_] Anon 2819974 >“Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.“ – Psalm 23:4 >“Behold, I will cause those of the synagouge of Satan, who say that they are Jew and are not, but lie—I will make them come and bow down at your feet, have loved you“ – Revelation 3:9 >“Oh father why have you forsaken me?“ – Matthew 27:46 >“For I know the plans I have... for you.“ – Jeremiah 29:11a >"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20
>> [_] Anon 2819977 >># being this new
>> [_] Anon 2819978 >reading the hebrew tales >being this good goy Oy vey

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[_] Anon 2818415
>> [_] Anon 2818427 Is this from an anime? If it's from an anime, I've never seen it before.
>> [_] Anon 2818432 Fuck church,Hail Satan.
>> [_] Anon 2818470 >pics include reading >doesn't stop and let you read Fuck yoooooou
>> [_] Anon 2818471 >># it's from an anime called 4chan's /pol/ board
>> [_] Anon 2818475 I think the abrahamic god sucks. He doesn't align with my personal beliefs and views.
>> [_] Anon 2818479 Deus vult
>> [_] Anon 2818490 Too slow anon. I thought it was only a single image with a background music
>> [_] Anon 2818491 cringe
>> [_] Anon 2818493 fuck /pol/ "You shouldn't be so offended, I'm allowed to say what I want!" "Wow stop saying what you want I'm offended!"
>> [_] Anon 2818505 Crusading sounds like some kinda fun right now I mean 1st world seems so boring compared to the rest of the world atm. At least from wrecking the shit outta ISIS we would be doing something productive.
>> [_] Anon 2818516 >># >fuck liberals >FTFY
>> [_] Anon 2818520 >># >literally no one does this
>> [_] Anon 2818527 all of the panels are just perverse or morally objective bible passages. just capture each screen and paste them in ms paint if you actually want to read them
>> [_] Anon 2818528 >># >most are bible verses >gives you book chapter:verse
>> [_] Anon 2818532 FAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTSSSSS
>> [_] Anon 2818551 >># please tell me this is bait
>> [_] Anon 2818568 TAKE BACK THE HOLY LAND
>> [_] Anon 2818587 >># >I think the abrahamic god sucks. He doesn't align with my personal beliefs and views. This post just destroyed a bunch of funDIEs. Now we con restore hundreds of years of lost scientific progress and the whole world can live like Sweden and we can have basic income! :^)

File: Take me to church.swf-(4.27 MB, 1100x800, Hentai)
[_] ave you worshiped your lord and savior today, anon? Anon 2800022 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2800027 yes i ave
>> [_] Anon 2800059 /pol/ is weird
>> [_] Anon 2800060 wut
>> [_] Anon 2800096 >># /pol/ is just... different.
>> [_] Anon 2800100 >tfw you have to go to a third world shithole to find a waifu of this tier
>> [_] Anon 2800127 >># Latin american here, true that, We have turbosluts AND pure girls everywhere.
>> [_] Anon 2800141 damn religion you scary
>> [_] Anon 2800169 the crusades did nothing wrong dammit
>> [_] Anon 2800200 I question if the creator of this flash understood the content of these lyrics when he made this flash.
>> [_] Anon 2800207 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2800208 >># I assume he did, kinda since its ironic.
>> [_] Anon 2800210 >># Most of what I've seen of Christ-chan seems to be pro-Christianity. I've been away from /pol/ for awhile, did Chaby make her as a pro-Christianity icon, or as an ironic representation of how the evangelists can seem alright on the surface, but have that tendency towards mental imbalance lurking underneath?
>> [_] Anon 2800220 >implying god exists
>> [_] Anon 2800230 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2800235 >># Regardless of her origins, she's ended up like a living embodiment of the positive and negative traits of radical christianity. She's also probably a lesbian (not against the Bible).
>> [_] Anon 2800243 >># The bible is against fornication in all forms. That famous 1 Corinthians 6:9 verse that people are so fond of throwing at homosexuals also includes fornicators and adulterers. Oh, and "revilers," too.

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[_] It's sunday, why aren't you in church anon? Anon 2790254 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2790258 because I'm jewish
>> [_] Anon 2790259 who's that cutie anime girl? also it's six in the morning
>> [_] Anon 2790260 >># christ-chan
>> [_] Anon 2790279 Thank you Ben Garrison
>> [_] Anon 2790281 Thanks christ-chan
>> [_] Anon 2790287 >># >># >Christ-chan Is it supposed to sound like the word "christian" or is it just a coincidence/anons being lazy
>> [_] Anon 2790348 >># I still don't get it
>> [_] Anon 2790366 too slow anon, took me a while to realize it was a flash animation.
>> [_] Anon 2790384 >># both
>> [_] Anon 2790398 it goes by too fast to read the bible quotes
>> [_] Anon 2790409 >Playing a song about faggots with a cute christian gril How shameful
>> [_] Anon 2790411 Because Saturday is the sabbath you heathens. Quit falling into the whore of babylon's lies.
>> [_] Anon 2790415 god damn it, I already said that this reminds me of my ex. Now you are going to post it over and over again like a righteous cunt. fuck
>> [_] Anon 2790421 >># No-one gives a shit.
>> [_] Anon 2790422 >># Literally nobody cares about your life, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2790423 >># >># I do
>> [_] sage 2790425 >># reported for being a jealous cuck.
>> [_] Anon 2790433 Is this supposed to criticise Chistians or hate on them? Because I don't know if I hould like this. I want to hug this girl and stay pure with her until marriage and then have children.
>> [_] Anon 2790438 >># Take a guess. *Wearing all white* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0imaSCn SuA
>> [_] Anon 2790439 >># I mean I know this song, but I thought maybe it's used ironically here. But then, is the whole character of Christ-chan made ironicaly to hate on Christians?
>> [_] Anon 2790445 >># It's a female version of Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.
>> [_] Anon 2790460 >># >Female version Maybe that explains a lot. I think I might have a new waifu.
>> [_] Anon 2790469 >># I'd nail her on a cross, if you know what I mean.
>> [_] Anon 2790486 >># >It's a female version of Jesus Christ It's not, though. Christ-chan is just a worshipper of jesus. She's not jesus herself.
>> [_] Anon 2790491 >># Oy vey!
>> [_] Anon 2790494 >># She's not Rule 63 Jesus, she's just a Christian.
>> [_] Anon 2790498 >># Nope, She's Jesus Christ as a cute japshit girl.
>> [_] Anon 2790500 >># But you're wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2790501 >># Because it's raining.
>> [_] Anon 2790514 >># You are wrong, anon. Don't let your pride keep you from admitting it.
>> [_] Anon 2790515 >># Jesus was a cute girl. Christ-chan has shown me the light.
>> [_] Anon 2790518 >># http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/christ-chan
>> [_] Anon 2790520 >># Luckily Christ-Chan will forgive him for his sin of pride. Praise Christ-Chan!
>> [_] Anon 2790522 >># Go back to reddit with your meme trash, you don't know what you're talking about. You're not a real Christian.
>> [_] Anon 2790524 >># I get that you're trolling, but I don't understand why.
>> [_] Anon 2790525 >># I say my prayers to christ-chan every day.
>> [_] Anon 2790528 >># Go away fedoratipper. Stop trying to deny christchan.

File: Take me to church (1).swf-(4.27 MB, 1100x800, Loop)
[_] Mein Waifu Anon 2786839 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2786848 The picture for Jeremiah 29:11 is priceless.
>> [_] Anon 2786865 Is there a name for this girl? or is she just christ-chan
>> [_] Anon 2786869 whats the song name?
>> [_] Anon 2786871 >># nvm its the title
>> [_] Anon 2786872 >/pol/ lel, that's not how I envisioned the board personified
>> [_] Anon 2786875 Cutest Waifu
>> [_] Anon 2786891 >># >Cutest Waifu do you mean Ben Garrison
>> [_] Anon 2786905 you guys know the official music video for this song is a bout gay guys, right?
>> [_] Anon 2786908 This reminds me of my latest ex. I dated her for a year, she was from an extreme christian family. Poor thing has schizophrenic. Her fingers were always crooked, and she told me it was because her fingers were broken by some cult. I didn't know what to think, but she stunned me. Not even particularly beautiful, but I was a kid, so whatever. Heaven on earth. Kind of looked like her too.
>> [_] Anon 2786909 >># I Think you missed the point of the flash.
>> [_] Anon 2786910 >># Fuck off with that filename.
>> [_] Anon 2786912 >># what IS the point of the flash? I know it has something to do with /pol/, but nothing else other than that. >># The video's about gay guys, the song itself is about the guy's ex-gf.
>> [_] Anon 2786914 >># >># oh wait, you already said the video. apparantly I either can't read or subconsciously did not want to believe that you already knew that.
>> [_] tresuredfoxings 2786928 God - is simply a defective ghost. some hauntings are off your its and bits being used as davy jone's pipe organ. no big need to warry about it. Idiot poster.
>> [_] Anon 2786931 >># >some hauntings are off your its and bits being used as davy jone's pipe organ Will you either reword that or something? As it is, that makes absolutely zero sense to me.
>> [_] Anon 2786933 ITT middle school atheists pretend to know shit about God. You chumps are literally walking fuel for the fire of Hell. You don't know anything. Go back to your hentai.
>> [_] Anon 2786935 >># Wait, what God are you talking about here? The fire-and-brimstone for daring to speak out of turn God-with-a-capital-G of the original Christianity, or the more chill, accepting God of today's Christians?
>> [_] Anon 2786939 single sentences without context sure are compelling and telling
>> [_] Anon 2786942 >># the god that will throw you in a boiling pit of excrement for being a dirty sinner!
>> [_] Anon 2786943 >># How does your god differentiate between heathens and heretics?
>> [_] Anon 2786964 I want to fuck atheism into Christ-chan, then get her tubes tied so we can't make any white children.
>> [_] Anon 2787007 >># Just Christ-chan as far I know. >># She isn't /pol/ she's just our ideal waifu/daughteru and mascot for the christian threads. /pol/ is the guy with the black suit. It's a shame that autists already ruined her and every thread about Christ-chan is full of the worst retards and shitposters in /pol/.
>> [_] Anon 2787021 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr 6pw It's funny, because the song is about two gays.
>> [_] Anon 2787023 >># Just bible, all.

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[_] Anon 2784065
>> [_] Anon 2784086 isnt that song about fags
>> [_] Anon 2784088 >># this was written about you
>> [_] Anon 2784090 Take back the Holy Land
>> [_] Anon 2784098 >># neat
>> [_] Anon 2784100 >># :D
>> [_] Anon 2784108 >># The video is. The songwriter wrote the song about his ex-gf
>> [_] Anon 2784110 >># Song became about fags post-production. The lyrics are explicitly heterosexual.
>> [_] Anon 2784124 Who is this Semen Demon?
>> [_] Anon 2784140 >># :DD
>> [_] Anon 2784142 >># >># neato (saw the video with the dudes making out) >># christ-chan
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2784156 Kinda wish I could slow the visuals down to read them
>> [_] Anon 2784158 >># Decompile the flash to view the original images; or go to /pol/ and ask for christ-chan images.
>> [_] Anon 2784163 >># Just print screen.
>> [_] Anon 2784169 >># Right click
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2784212 >># Tried the r Click, normally it'll give the option to restart and frame by frame it, but this one didn't. Some flashes are like that. Dunno why. The print screen sounds like it'll work, although my reflexes are for shit. Decompiling might be another option. Going to pol? and... requesting something? yeaaaaahhhh... good one.
>> [_] Anon 2784270 anyone knows whats the song?
>> [_] Anon 2784272 >># HOZIER - Take me to Church
>> [_] Anon 2784275 bunch of fags all of you

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[_] Anon 2772312 Reposts will save /f/ from it's faggotry. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2772313 >Reposts will save /f/ from it's faggotry that's... not how it works
>> [_] Anon 2772314 any rule 34 yet?
>> [_] Anon 2772327 >renaming
>> [_] Anon 2772344 source`?
>> [_] Anon 2772348 >># lurk`.
>> [_] Anon 2772389 hnnnnnnnng
>> [_] Anon 2772467 did ben garrison actually make this or is the name in the corner a ruse
>> [_] Anon 2772493 >># I've seen this flash a few times and never seen the source... I'm never there when someone actually says where it's from.
>> [_] Anon 2772496 >># It's a song about eating a chick out, secondly just google take me to church song you lazy cuck.
>> [_] Anon 2772500 >># I don't mean the song, I mean the people in the pictures. Unless of course they're not from anything.
>> [_] Anon 2772501 >># It's christ-chan.
>> [_] Anon 2772503 >># Ben Garrison is just a libertarian cartoonist that /pol/ fucks with by editting all of his comics into jewish conspiracies. It's like what loss.jpg is to /v/. Part of this joke is that /pol/ attributes Ben's name to anything that they do. So no. Benny boy had nothing to do with it.
>> [_] Anon 2772535 Too quick to be trully enjoyable
>> [_] Anon 2772548 >># kek'ed
>> [_] Anon 2772575 suggest some similar good songs plz, thnx anons

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[_] best girl Anon 2768583
>> [_] Anon 2768611 hi hello who is this gril and where can i find r34 of her? thank you
>> [_] Anon 2768647 same
>> [_] Anon 2768653 >># >># Christ Chan is much too pure for rule 34 and is very clearly THE exception to the internet rule
>> [_] Anon 2768664 >># Tell that to the internet http://puu.sh/hzi16/4e32fdab7c.png
>> [_] Anon 2768682 Based Ben "empty a tec-9 on the welfare line" garrison
>> [_] Anon 2768707 >># Fuckin heretics...
>> [_] Anon 2768711 sauce on song?
>> [_] Anon 2768715 >># search for lyrics you fucking sack of piss
>> [_] Anon 2768716 >># bitch that requires effort that im not willing to put in.
>> [_] Anon 2768717 >># >doubting the all encompassing nature of all mighty Rule 34 no exceptions, anon
>> [_] Anon 2768744 >># how do you not know this song, do you live in a fucking cave? the sad thing is its a liberal hippy song about gay sex and they used it for this.
>> [_] Anon 2768745 >># darude - sandstorm
>> [_] Anon 2768750 >># Install Shazam or, if you have an iPhone, you can just ask Siri to identify it.

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[_] Anon 2762092 Have you confessed and prayed today Anon?
>> [_] Anon 2762154 >/f/ - Flash Literally what
>> [_] Anon 2762157 >># Why not just post the music video to the song instead?
>> [_] Anon 2762158 >># Degeneracy.
>> [_] Anon 2762169 >># Autism.
>> [_] Anon 2762171 this thing needs a pause button
>> [_] Anon 2762231 >># What is this from?
>> [_] Douche Senpai 2762296 Seriously, I need more of this flash in my life.
>> [_] Anon 2762297 >># Cause the music video is garbage that doesn't even have anything to do with the song.
>> [_] Anon 2762301 What is the point of a flash with bible verses if they go too quickly for you to ready, there's no way to pause, and you can't even right click to stop it playing? Am I supposed to look up these pictures? Fuck that
>> [_] Anon 2762303 >># *read
>> [_] Anon 2762319 >># >no way to pause kek pleb
>> [_] Anon 2762323 >># ok
>> [_] Anon 2762367 >># seconded
>> [_] Anon 2762385 >># reddit didn't teach you how to pause?

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[_] Why aren't you Christian? Anon 2758607 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2758619 because of the music video to this song
>> [_] Anon 2758622 Not gay, pedo, or stupid enough.
>> [_] Anon 2758623 I wanna fuck atheism into Christ-chan.
>> [_] Anon 2758629 fun fact: this song is about eating pussy.
>> [_] Anon 2758630 >># *le tip*
>> [_] = 2758631 >># More like sucking dick
>> [_] Anon 2758640 >># More like eating dick.
>> [_] Anon 2758643 >># More like sucking pussy
>> [_] Anon 2758658 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr 6pw For serious here, fuck da b-no-p
>> [_] Anon 2758659 >># *tips fedora* Turn on your TV for that.
>> [_] Anon 2758661 >># *TIPS FEDORA* Because it's quite hard to believe an ancient book written by superstitious sand people over 3000 years ago.
>> [_] Anon 2758669 Because I am a Jehovah's Witness, and the self-serving hate speech that most people accept as Christianity is a joke. Love, acceptance, and forgiveness towards all men should be preached, not discrimination, tithing, and idolatry.
>> [_] Anon 2758671 The best bit was when the Christians killed the ragheads.
>> [_] Anon 2758672 >># >b-no-p who?
>> [_] Anon 2758674 I am a Christian.
>> [_] Anon 2758677 >># Neat
>> [_] Anon 2758678 >># Wow, I like this swf a lot less now Of course I didn't it in the first place but there you go
>> [_] Anon 2758682 Yall are some stupid motherfuckers. The song isn't about faggots. It's a criticism of sexual repression in general. The music video, made post production to generate controversy, is about faggots. Otherwise, everything in the song is clearly about a man singing to a woman. Get your facts straight, you nignogs.
>> [_] Anon 2758685 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2758688 >># *tips contrarian hat*
>> [_] Anon 2758689 >># Enjoy going to hell.
>> [_] Anon 2758694 >2015 >worshipping G-d stay goy
>> [_] Anon 2758695 >># back to the reddit with you
>> [_] Anon 2758696 >># >not recognising the dankest of memes It's like you spend time off the internet at outside.
>> [_] Anon 2758697 >># I don't want to be part of the religious shitstorm.
>> [_] Anon 2758699 No one can ever know with absolute certainty if God exists. Christianity is a good institution regardless. The amount of work done for the poor is huge.
>> [_] Anon 2758700 >># why didn't they burn the gay? i mean fuck that little chest thing, but that fucking gay guy who is so representative of modern society?
>> [_] Anon 2758705 first ebola and natalia and now Jesus, when is /pol/ stopping?
>> [_] = 2758710 >># Because if I do then I'd be making an unfalsifiable claim positing that god does exist, where as there is no evidence and hasn't ever been demonstrated to actually exist, and the evidence points to the contrary, if there is a god, then it would be a deist god, who doesn't interfere with our lives, but that isn't an argument toward Christianity in the slightest. If you can look at all this progress in the last few hundred years from the perspective of science and progressing toward bettering ourselves and being able to understand our surroundings and our place in the universe and where it all comes from, rather than just saying "God done did it", then I'd say dedicating your life to him would be pointless than actually trying to find out about everything around us. Logic, motherfucker.
>> [_] = 2758711 >># Not really, if you watched the video, it's about two gay guys. It's about sucking dick.
>> [_] Anon 2758717 >Atheist argument I only believe in things that can be proven >Christian argument Tip tip le fedora tippity tip
>> [_] Anon 2758719 im at the point where i've gone through the 'im religious' to 'im open to the concept' to the 'god doesn't exist and you're all stupid' finally ending on 'you're all retarded, i might aswell go hang with the religious people because at least they're stupid enough to manipulate'
>> [_] Anon 2758722 And fuck these loaded questions. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loaded_ques tion
>> [_] = 2758724 >># So what you're really saying is, something can come from nothing?
>> [_] Anon 2758731 Fucking Stupid asshole poster must just be fucking Joking. Jesus is a fucking sick fagot wearing a necklace of boy cocks. The bible is about DEATH a bringer of death and hate. So fuck u dirty bastard christian fucking dipshits. You all need to ROT in JAIL.
>> [_] Anon 2758735 Y'all muffugas need Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 2758736 >># or, as carl sagan put it: "abscene of evidence is not evidence of abscene." QED.
>> [_] Anon 2758754 >># Nice edges there bruh. >># Same to you.
>> [_] Anon 2758758 I was cursed with this thing called a brain.
>> [_] Anon 2758761 >># >tips fedora
>> [_] Anon 2758763 >># >Implying happy merchants were ever a dank meme
>> [_] Anon 2758771 I'm a fan of the "the universe does not exist, so why should there be a creator" idea. I'm no physicist but: Supposing equal amounts of matter and antimatter exist (apparently there's evidence for this); Supposing that whatever dark matter is also has an equal amount of an opposite; then all mass and energy and whatever else in all of existence adds up to zero, the universe does not exist, so why should there be a creator? Of course I admit that there's a decent amount of pre-supposition in that but I find it the most fun idea, and to me a lot more believable than any kind of god. Besides, where'd that god come from? Is it gods all the way down?
>> [_] Anon 2758786 >># Is it ironic that the video is gayer than the subject matter?
>> [_] Anon 2758787 This file is so bad
>> [_] Anon 2758789 ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSy PKA
>> [_] Anon 2758813 >># this is some gay shit. the fuck is the point? im going to brain enema.
>> [_] Anon 2758815 >># because fuck u
>> [_] Anon 2758822 >># y o u a r e r e t a r d e d . I bet you didn't even know muther turissa was a scumsucker who wasted 90% of donation money for 'feeding the poor' on building more churches Decent troll though, 5/10
>> [_] Anon 2758842 >># >then all mass and energy and whatever else in all of existence adds up to zero, the universe does not exist except that's not how it works
>> [_] Anon 2758847 I do not have a rare enough pepe to dignify this with a response

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[_] Anon 2751752 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2751756 >># shit as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2751759 this song fucking sucks please stop posting this shitty loop of it
>> [_] Anon 2751769 god is a terrible malfunctioning shrine of death. LoL some fool worships a defective shrine.
>> [_] Anon 2751775 >># >># >># *tips my fedora to you fellow gentle folk* fucking religious nuts AMIRITe? r/atheism pride here xd!
>> [_] Anon 2751777 >># implying I'm a fedora shit as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2751778 Whoever that grill is shes a cute.
>> [_] The Frizz 2751802 >># You are though. Why else would his comment require a reply?
>> [_] Anon 2751806 Just to be clear, that song has nothing to do with christianity.
>> [_] Anon 2751807 >># this lol
>> [_] Anon 2751808 >># who's the gril in the flash?
>> [_] Anon 2751817 >># >># >># please don't show your r/atheism here or reddit at all
>> [_] Anon 2751831 been seeing a lot of /pol/-san since the /pol/ocaust... any reason for that?
>> [_] Anon 2751834 >># Tumblr/Reddit invaded.
>> [_] Anon 2751836 >># >board-tan becomes popular >Tumblr/Reddit ...
>> [_] Anon 2751837 >># Go search /pol/-tan on tumblr and come back to me.
>> [_] Anon 2751840 >># first of all, it's /pol/-san you stupid gaijin secondly, I just did and I found pretty much nothing. sounds like you need to take your autism pills
>> [_] Anon 2751842 >># >I support cancer Okay kid. Go back to >>>/lgbt/
>> [_] Anon 2751843 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 2751851 >># >># You realize this song is attacking religion right. God 4chan is shit
>> [_] Anon 2751859 >># >># 1) It's Christ-chan, you dumb faggots. 2) Artists occasionally use dumblr to take requests or publicly store images, as 4chan's archives are difficult to navigate through. That does not inherently mean they are a part of or stem from the tumblr community. While the website is shit, it does have some form of utility for image storage.
>> [_] Anon 2751863 >># >It's Christ-chan, you dumb faggots. I'm talking about the /pol/ mascot guy, not the girl with the cross, you dumb idiot
>> [_] Anon 2751866 >># I want her to teach me about the bible but then gently rub my dick with her foot.
>> [_] Anon 2751868 >># Hmm... I don't feel attacked.
>> [_] Anon 2751872 isn't the song about gay people?
>> [_] Anon 2751873 >># Obviously. That's the best part of the flash. Taking his whining and accommodating it into pol's joke. Now go back to rebbit.
>> [_] Anon 2751875 >># People still get butthurt when hearing this
>> [_] Anon 2751877 The real question is who is this girl
>> [_] Anon 2751883 >># >the /pol/ mascot guy His name is uncle /pol/ faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2751884 THE SONG IS ABOUT GAY SEX. HOLY SHIT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IGNORANT.
>> [_] Anon 2751885 >># xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddd, nigger
>> [_] Anon 2751887 >>>/stormfront/
>> [_] Anon 2751888 >># Everybody already knew that though.
>> [_] silly face poster 2751890 BANE?
>> [_] i'm a cute loli btw 2751899 >># FOR YOU
>> [_] Anon 2751930 original music video has a gay kill gg cant listen to this song

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[_] Anon 2743606 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2743610 >># >tfw no true Christian gf >tfw all the "Christian" girls are total whores because "lol Jesus will forgive me" Life is suffering.
>> [_] Anon 2743629 >># >G-God Why are all the cool girls Atheists?
>> [_] Anon 2743636 >># Where did you get that from any point in my post?
>> [_] Anon 2743638 >># >>why is my Atheiest girlfriend such a prude I thought a lack of religious structure would have loosened her pants instead it made her an insufferable femnazi obsessed with rape culture
>> [_] Anon 2743652 >># church on time terrifies me
>> [_] Anon 2743656 >># >># So your saying we need to promote Christianity.
>> [_] Anon 2743658 >># Or just anything with a bias of "good" and "evil" being naughty makes if fun for the ladies
>> [_] Anon 2743700 >># does anyone know if the female character has a name?
>> [_] Anon 2743701 >># /pol/ calls her christ-chan but you can't find her on google
>> [_] Anon 2743720 >># dang, but thanks for the info
>> [_] Anon 2743734 I do not believe that any of you are Christians.
>> [_] Anon 2743740 >># >I do not believe that any of you are Christians Its not hard to believe that any one is a christian in the right sense not everyone is so forefront about it and unlike Muslims of the middle east most christians can take jokes about faith and Jesus and even laugh at it
>> [_] Anon 2743748 >># I'm not a Christian, I just have mostly Christian morals, so I want a Christian gf who shares those.

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[_] Anon 2742098
>> [_] Anon 2742141 I want to marry Christ-Chan.
>> [_] Anon 2742144 Where can i find more info about her?
>> [_] Anon 2742145 >># /pol/
>> [_] Anon 2742152 >># Thank You kind Anon
>> [_] Brother in /f/ 2742206 >># yesterday

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[_] Anon 2739253 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2739296 breddy gud, maybe a bit slower so I could read it
>> [_] Anon 2739299 >># Yandere nun-chan best gril
>> [_] Anon 2739343 FAGGOOTTS
>> [_] Anon 2739358 >># Her name is Christ-chan if I am correct
>> [_] Anon 2739372 you know the official music video for this song is about gay people, right?
>> [_] Anon 2739374 /pol/ is shit and so are its waifus
>> [_] Anon 2739377 >># >librul detected uncle /pol/ is a handsome guy
>> [_] Anon 2739387 >># For you

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[_] Why aren't you a Christian, anon? Anon 2735932 Are you going to Wednesday night service? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2735934 I'd accept Jesus if I could fuck her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation on our wedding night.
>> [_] not bait 2735940 >># I am Christian
>> [_] Anon 2735943 this is the new potato knishes and I fucking love it
>> [_] Anon 2735951 i'd really like to read all that shit christian here too
>> [_] Anon 2735955 Just look up the names of the passages. They are all listed.
>> [_] Anon 2735958 because no crusades against isis
>> [_] Anon 2735963 Post this until the crusades start again.
>> [_] Anon 2735966 >># I dont know with what intentions this was created, but being a christian i like it. Its got some value to it, and is also really fuckin catchy.
>> [_] Anon 2735970 I like the part of it where the girl is lusting after horse cock.
>> [_] Anon 2735975 >># how are you able to read it? one word at a time?
>> [_] Anon 2735978 >># I worship the gods of my ancestors. The nailed god is a noble one. His followers are pretty nice too. Muslims on the other hand... Also, what is this meme called?
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2735981 >># frame for frame, my friend >not praying to mormon Jesus
>> [_] Anon 2735984 Mathew 5:30 Mathew 27:46 John 2:15 Psalms 137:9 Psalms 23:4 Ezekial 23:20 Genesis 3:4-5 Revelation 3:9 Deuteronomy 22:20-21 Deuteronomy 22:28-29 Timothy 2:12 YOU LAZY FUCKS
>> [_] Anon 2735989 why are there nazis with her?
>> [_] Anon 2735990 Nazis loved god too.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2735992 >># >Ezekial 23:20 Kek
>> [_] Anon 2735996 >># gotta love that horse cock
>> [_] Anon 2736001 "But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her shall stone her with stones that she die" – Deuteronomy 22:20-21 "If your right eye you to stumble, gouge out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than your whole body to thrown into hell." – Matthew 5:30 “Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and them against the rocks.” – Psalm 137:9 “You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to woman. “For God that when you eat from your eyes will be opened and you will be like God knowing good and evil.” – Genesis 3:4-5
>> [_] Anon 2736003 >># "If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married land rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." - Deuteronomy 22:28-29 “I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” – 1 Timothy 2:12 “So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.“ – John 2:15
>> [_] Anon 2736004 >># “Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.“ – Psalm 23:4 “Behold, I will cause those of the synagouge of Satan, who say that they are Jew and are not, but lie—I will make them come and bow down at your feet, have loved you“ – Revelation 3:9 “Oh father why have you forsaken me?“ – Matthew 27:46 “For I know the plans I have... for you.“ – Jeremiah 29:11a I hope I didn't forget anything
>> [_] Anon 2736007 >># fuck that one about the lovely equine cock was in the images and not an actual text "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20
>> [_] Anon 2736013 Why the fuck would you post a song about church being bad and ask why we don't go to church?
>> [_] Anon 2736037 >># As a student at a roman catholic seminary college, I was kicked out of an evangelical baptist church for referencing John 2:15 and asking whether it was really appropriate to be selling figurines, books and audio tapes within the church walls.
>> [_] Anon 2736047 >># how can we even appreciate the beauty of the world and all its amazing things it has to offer if this passage is true? Surely its the evil things of the world we musnt love. I like trees.
>> [_] Anon 2736049 >># I should have fashioned their curtains into a whip and cleared that place out.
>> [_] Anon 2736052 Fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 2736054 >># We love you.
>> [_] Anon 2736087 this song is supports fagots you know that right
>> [_] Anon 2736092 >># But the homosex got leveled up in the music video.
>> [_] Anon 2736096 who is this character
>> [_] Anon 2736127 >ben garrison isn't he the dude that does those redpill political cartoons for /pol/
>> [_] Anon 2736139 >># Ben Garrison's actual cartoons deal with bankers and shit. /pol/ Photoshopped his cartoons with Jews and left his signature on them.
>> [_] Anon 2736148 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2736155 >># this is in no way a gospel song. In fact it is a bold statement renouncing the religious establishment in favor of earthly love and passion felt for someone in a relationship deemed inappropriate by the church. also most of the passages are shitty ones about stoning your daughters and selling your raped children to their rapists. also the one where the snake tells them about knowing good an evil and being like god.
>> [_] Anon 2736161 >># I meant christ-chan in general. But the song is sort of out of context.
>> [_] Anon 2736164 >># >># Christ-chan. A /pol/ joke if you couldn't tell from the ironic usage of the song made by the asshurt faggot about how mean the church is or from, you know, the nazi.
>> [_] Anon 2736170 >># screenshots
>> [_] Anon 2736172 Man I wish I could draw.

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[_] She's so tired ;n; Anon 2734926 I am having one hell of a time trying to find the source though
>> [_] Anon 2734928 >># oi faggot. We don't take too kindly to your kind around here. ya know? the kind that renames flashes.
>> [_] Anon 2734935 >># STOP RENAMING FLASHES CUNT
>> [_] Anon 2734943 nobody has commented on the clear use of an emoticon in the subject yet
>> [_] Anon 2734946 this is the new potato knishes
>> [_] Anon 2734953 >># That's like commenting on a retard's retardation. We know they're retarded. They may or may not know they're retarded. Does nobody any good to mention it.
>> [_] Anon 2734956 >># It's probably best to not get their hopes up or they might post here again.
>> [_] Anon 2735032 >># but its good though
>> [_] Anon 2735038 this would be better if the images didn't cycle so fast
>> [_] Anon 2735040 >># sauce? whats the story behind this?
>> [_] Anon 2735041 >># /pol/ made a tan. That's pretty much all you need to know.
>> [_] Anon 2735044 bump
>> [_] Anon 2735048 >># >potato knishes >not good
>> [_] Anon 2735054 >># */pol/ made ANOTHER tan
>> [_] Anon 2735058 >># >># why doesn't /f/ have a tan?
>> [_] Anon 2735059 >># it's a black guy with an afro
>> [_] Anon 2735062 >># Sum real OG '06 shit, dat. Fuck, times change.
>> [_] Anon 2735087 whats the song? and is there a spot I can find all the pictures? It won't even let me right click pause to look at it.
>> [_] Anon 2735090 Fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 2735094 >># song is take me to church, how have you not heard it?
>> [_] Anon 2735097 >># sheer coincidence I suppose.
>> [_] Anon 2735105 I had a dream that I was in some town where something bad was happen, but I'm not sure what. So I went to the church in town, even though I'm not Christian, and the priest there told us to get on our knees and position ourselves as if we were going to pray. The priest walked over to me and asked me where my bible was and I told him I didn't have one so he threw me out of the church. Then everyone in town started to hate me. Any idea what it means?

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[_] Anon 2732769 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2732775 2fast5me.
>> [_] Anon 2732777 >># Literally 1.75 FPS.
>> [_] Anon 2732779 who is this girl character
>> [_] Anon 2732780 >># christian-chan
>> [_] anon 2732781 Wow it's every shit radio station ever crossed with deviantart and comic sans good fuckin job anon
>> [_] Anon 2732784 >># m yheart
>> [_] Anon 2732789 >># >christian-chan >ebola-chan >os-tans what's with this crap?
>> [_] Anon 2732794 >># /pol/ likes them chans
>> [_] Anon 2732801 >># chris-chan?
>> [_] Anon 2732804 Jackie Chan!
>> [_] Anon 2732806 This is actually extremely catchy.
>> [_] Anon 2732807 i saw cia
>> [_] Anon 2732808 Fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 2732812 >># christ-chan
>> [_] Anon 2732813 >># you're joking right? look up OS-tan. this is not new. this is in fact from a time before you were born. Please lurk more. shut up. and stop being a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2732815 >># >># excuse me.. i seem to have moderate retardation. Its come to my attention that you are fully aware of OS-tan and things of the sort. So to reiterate and revise my previous statement; Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 2732826 >># >labeled Ben Garrison >not done by him why
>> [_] Anon 2732828 >># >># You see back then, when the internet was just used by the people it was made for - only the lonliest of the basementdwellars in nipponland started to actually developed a sexual attraction towards their PCs, and from the soulless OSes were born the kawaii OS-tans. We are talking below waifus.
>> [_] Anon 2732832 >># personification is not new, none the less. I can personify my vacuum cleaner if i wanted to. im sure there already is somewhere though. Its okay bro, we live in a disney universe where everything has a face. even faces.
>> [_] Anon 2732834 >># Well, do you want to? (pics or didn't happen)
>> [_] Anon 2732848 >># Hi. Welcome to 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2732878 Stop posting this.
>> [_] Anon 2732880 >># GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN! WE LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN!
>> [_] Anon 2732889 >># This made me a christian. Thank you. Praise Jesus or some shit
>> [_] Anon 2732891 >># Jesus-Chan
>> [_] Anon 2732895 >># its le ebin /pol/ me me
>> [_] Anon 2732898 >># It's a /pol/ joke. Someone modified a couple of his comics to reflect /pol/ values and memes and Garrison found out and flipped his shit. He threatened Moot with lawsuits and actually made a couple of comics to specifically insult him and the /pol/ crowd. /pol/ of course chose to modify more of his comics and started copying his name on all kinds of neo-fascist and over-the-top falsely attributed race war quotes. It got so prevalent that there are normals on the rest of the internet who think Ben Garrison actually is a neo-Nazi freak show demanding a new Holocaust and race war. His fan base has plummeted and his reputation has been ruined. All because he threatened a bunch of strangers on the internet instead of just ignoring a couple of shittily photo-shopped comics.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2732906 >># Whoa, even I believed that Ben Garrison is the /pol/ack #1 Gas the Kikes fascist. Top lel, so what kind of guy is he actually?
>> [_] Anon 2732907 >># Margret Thatcher the Cum Catcher.
>> [_] Anon 2732910 >># You're average boring libertarian. "Shut down the Fed, get flouride out of muh water, GMOs are icky, and Obama is a twit." Really not a bad guy overall if he could keep his fucking temper under control and not go off like a toddler when a couple 4chan neckbeards scribble on his doodles.
>> [_] Anon 2732913 >># He's a libertarian who opposes big banks and government spending. Generally speaking, he's on cue and is pretty sane. The problem though is that his comics tend to have the subtlety of a freight train and thus get easily shooped into parodies of ZOG and hitler. It's basically what LOSS.jpg is to /v/. The more you look into it though, the more bizarre the whole thing becomes. Especially once you begin to understand how /pol/ operates. /pol/'s obsession with jews is only half-serious, and is mostly a criticism of... well, big banks and government spending. Politically speaking, the vast majority of /pol/ (excluding the literal nazis) falls within the same mindset as their buddy Ben. It begs the question of how the two entities ended up in this shitflinging trollfest to begin with. Frankly, I blame the jews.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2732914 >># VACU-CHAAAAANNN! kawaiiiiii
>> [_] Anon 2732921 >># shes a real sucker.
>> [_] Anon 2732926 How does one search for christian-chan on google?
>> [_] Anon 2732931 >># E p i c M E M E S MEMES LE MEMES IS MY NAME BEING ERIC IS MY GAME
>> [_] Anon 2732956 >># Disney had that one covered back in '87 with Kirby from Brave Little Toaster, voice could be more kawaii though.
>> [_] Anon 2732957 what the fuck is this shit
>> [_] Anon 2732959 >># It's not christian-chan, her name is Christ-chan. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/41 340565/
>> [_] Anon 2732968 >># christ-chan is short for christian-chan. fite me fgt.
>> [_] Anon 2732970 >># Christ-chan is a pun though. Chan sounds like -tian. Saying Christian-chan is redundant
>> [_] Anon 2732977 >># yeah you got me there homeboy.

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[_] for you /pol/ Anon 2731254 >trigger word Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2731276 >># Not gonna lie, I love this song
>> [_] Anon 2731279 >># shit taste detected >>>/mu/
>> [_] Anon 2731285 >># >implying /mu/ has good taste
>> [_] Anon 2731295 >># which is exactly why I told him to go to /mu/ you dense fuck
>> [_] Anon 2731297 >># >implying anyone here has good taste why don't you give us an example of good taste then? Elitist cunt.
>> [_] Anon 2731298 >># >why don't you give us an example of good taste then? your mom's taint lmao
>> [_] Anon 2731304 >># unlike your mom
>> [_] Anon 2731305 >># >># This song is so fucking shit it pisses me off.
>> [_] Anon 2731306 Stop posting this.
>> [_] Anon 2731309 wow i relly like this song who made it
>> [_] Anon 2731333 >># The residents suck.
>> [_] Anon 2731337 >># >look up ezekiel 23 20 Wait these are actually in the bible? Are Christians like ancient 4chan?
>> [_] Anon 2731357 >># I'm with you.
>> [_] Anon 2731394 >># It is all in context. The ancients back then liked their gods with really large dongs.
>> [_] Anon 2731398 > screens are to fast > right click to forward ..... GODDAMIT WHY IS FORWARD/REWIND CLIP DISABLED!!!
>> [_] Anon 2731418 This is so fucking annoying
>> [_] Anon 2731432 >># /mu/ here since 2011 that song sucks they should plays king of carrot flowers pt 2 over it instead

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>> [_] Anon 2729268 Why is this getting posted so much? I mean, yeah, I like the chorus too, but this is here all the damn time.
>> [_] Anon 2729271 >># This song is about being a homosexual... op..
>> [_] Anon 2729273 Deus vult
>> [_] Anon 2729277 >># It's not. It's about the church's repression of sexuality in general. The song is actually a man singing about a woman. The video itself, made post production, is about two faggots though.
>> [_] Anon 2729278 >># I think you missed the point of this flash. I recommend you printscreen and read some of the bible verses included in it.
>> [_] Anon 2729285 >># It would be nice if the video ran by a bit slower.never thought I'd see the day flash videos moved too quickly. Although I can guess the gist of the quotes are similar to what you'd find here: http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm
>> [_] Anon 2729290 >># I thought it was just about wanting to fuck someone who is horrible
>> [_] Anon 2729299 I just like the cute Christian chan
>> [_] Anon 2729308 christian chan is usually so badly drawn. It kind of bothers me considering that ebola chan is usually well-drawn
>> [_] Anon 2729329 >># To be fair, Ebola Chan is mostly edits out other images.
>> [_] Anon 2729337 >># >># >># thats the crazy thing about art. it's up to the audience to interpret.
>> [_] Anon 2729342 Stop posting this.
>> [_] Anon 2729361 I fucking love this but are the characters from something? Like it really seems like this is the cast of some anime or something.
>> [_] Anon 2729363 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20
>> [_] Anon 2729367 >># hot
>> [_] Anon 2729370 >># better love story than 50 shades of grey
>> [_] Anon 2729389 >># Lurk more
>> [_] Anon 2729396 >># Incredibly unhelpful.
>> [_] Anon 2729397 >># Too lazy to read the thread? Nobody's going to spoonfeed you something that's already been posted.
>> [_] Anon 2729400 >># The only name stated is Christian Chan which seemed more or less a coverall name for generic christian girl. Looking for Christian-chan anywhere just gives you images of asian people named christian, and the name Ben Garrison lead me to some fellow's blog which seemed rather void of this character or art style.
>> [_] Anon 2729408 >># I'll help you out since you got dubs, but seriously learn to lurk more newfag http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/42986 826/are-you-ready-for-bible-study-anon
>> [_] Anon 2729411 >># >lurk more >on a containment board
>> [_] Anon 2729412 >># >pol >containment go back to reddit
>> [_] Anon 2729421 Take me to church = fuck my hairy ass
>> [_] Anon 2729424 >If you rape someone you must pay the father 50 shekels and marry her holy shit what
>> [_] Anon 2729429 >># you can right click to pseudo pause the movie, it skips a bit when you click again though.

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>> [_] Anon 2728073 Welp I appreciate how kawaii Christ-chan can be, and yet so eerily creepy at the same time...
>> [_] Anon 2728087 It's funny because it's a song about sex.
>> [_] Anon 2728135 the main character from Rozen Maiden?
>> [_] Anon 2728137 Why the fuck can't I save this? Every other .sfw file opens but then suddenly my computer freaks out and says > To play the selected item, you must install a later version of the Adobe Flash Player. To download the Adobe Flash Player, go to the Adobe website. I've already uninstalled/reinstalled the latest version of Adobe. The fuck is wrong with this?
>> [_] Anon 2728148 >># nothing to do with Ben Garrison though
>> [_] Anon 2728152 Fuck this faggot song im tired of hearing niggers playing it.
>> [_] Anon 2728172 What's the sauce on the art?
>> [_] Anon 2728174 >># I've been spending a lot of time in the car and niggers LOVE t swift and ellie goulding, that is literally all I hear on any hiphop/rap station.
>> [_] Anon 2728201 who's the girl?
>> [_] Anon 2728207 Who's the artist? I love the art style.
>> [_] Anon 2728210 >># >># found https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/41 340565/ about this chick, apparently her name is "Christ-Chan" but I can't find anything about the artist or what ever
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2728213 The style reminds me of the elf girl who tries to seduce the orc guy who's having NONE of it.
>> [_] Anon 2728217 >># /pol/ waifu #21
>> [_] Anon 2728220 >># its different artists
>> [_] Anon 2728226 Are some of the other characters supposed to be board-tans? I'm guessing the tall guy with the glasses and swastika armband is /pol/?

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>> [_] Anon 2726795 Thanks uncle /pol/
>> [_] Anon 2726804 fuck this song
>> [_] Anon 2726814 Can't read the images, shit too fast.
>> [_] Anon 2726819 >># >Not just looking at what reference is used and knowing the verse by heart You bring shame on us all, anon.
>> [_] Anon 2726825 Is this from an anime and, if so, what anime?
>> [_] Anon 2726831 >># Pori-tikaru Inkare-kato
>> [_] Anon 2726837 Fuck this gay ass fucking song.
>> [_] Anon 2726876 Remind me why Lucifer is still considered evil?
>> [_] Anon 2726879 >># He has a creepy name.
>> [_] Anon 2726881 >># Because might makes right.
>> [_] Anon 2726886 the music video for this song is the most homosexual thing i've seen since that time i watched madoka
>> [_] Anon 2726887 >># Which is really weird, considering the song is very clearly about a dude singing about a woman.
>> [_] Anon 2726888 >># Is it? I think the idea of the song being about a humungous faggot's christ-related asshurt adds something to the flash actually.
>> [_] Anon 2726889 >># Nah, if anything, a song about worshipping Christ-chan over worshipping christ seems more appropriate. But either way it goes, it works fantastically.
>> [_] Anon 2726890 >># Just print-screen some of them. Some of the most truly inspirational bible verses I've ever read.
>> [_] Anon 2726892 >># The author of the song said it was about hating on christianity for being anti faggot
>> [_] Anon 2726893 >># inb4 the song was really about his boyfriend.
>> [_] Anon 2726894 >># Well that doesn't make a lick of goddamn sense. The lyrics clearly say "her" and "she". If anything, it sounds to me like they retroactively changed the meaning to try and get shekels from the gay train.
>> [_] Anon 2726895 >># Oh so I was right. I guess the /pol/ack who made this knew what he was doing after all.
>> [_] Anon 2726898 What is the original song?
>> [_] Anon 2726899 >># using her or she in a song doesn't necessarily imply female. Especially these days it could imply someone who is more feminine but doesn't have to be female.
>> [_] Anon 2726900 >># >using her or she in a song doesn't necessarily imply female Fuck this gay earth
>> [_] Anon 2726902 >># >using her or she in a song doesn't necessarily imply female. >using her or she in a song doesn't necessarily imply female. >using her or she in a song doesn't necessarily imply female. >her >she >doesn't imply female holy hell, I want off this ride.
>> [_] Anon 2726903 >># >># It seems christ-chan has rustled some jimmies
>> [_] Anon 2726906 >># He's right, I call my car she and it's not a woman.
>> [_] Anon 2726907 >># Sounds to me like he says it's more about the church and sexual repression in general rather than homosexuality specifically. Unless you got a better link than the ones I've seen.
>> [_] Anon 2726910 >># I think that you need to stop oppressing your car like a fascist, and realize that gendering it without consent is virtually rape. Not that I'd expect a pissbaby to understand something like that...
>> [_] Anon 2726911 >># You would know from previous offences against the vehicular race, wouldn't you?
>> [_] Anon 2726912 >># Hozier - Take me to church
>> [_] Anon 2726914 >># i wish /pol/ was back
>> [_] Anon 2726917 >># >>>/pol/ here you go now gtfo :)
>> [_] Anon 2726919 >># Hey! I understand that I've committed millions of microagressions against the various inanimate objects in my life and the horrid ways I've enslaved zem. But at least I'm trying to zeir feelings. I know I will never be able to truly compensate for the transgressions I've committed, but at least I can educate people.
>> [_] Anon 2726921 >># >L'auto But anon, cars are women.
>> [_] Anon 2726923 >># Ha! I have found the serial car rapist! nice to meet you btw XD
>> [_] Anon 2726924 >># Fuck off, pissbaby. It's not my job to educate you.
>> [_] Anon 2726927 >># that's like saying all bats are females... or gat's are females, yet they shoot at least 10rounds/second :/
>> [_] Anon 2726956 >># because he shines light on uncomfortable truths.
>> [_] Anon 2726957 >># nah, I'm pretty sure it's all the murder he committed, but that's just me
>> [_] Anon 2726958 >># Every revolution has its casualties.
>> [_] Anon 2726963 >># He rebelled against God, who is omnipotent. When you rebel against the will of something omnipotent, you are definitely wrong, since the omnipotent being cannot be wrong. He was whiny, anyway. He didn't respect God's new creation of humanity and he disapproved of God's plan for salvation, if I remember correctly. He was jealous that God was putting less powerful beings on such a pedestal.
>> [_] Anon 2726965 >># so he was jealous of an idea that whatever created him was some how more powerful than he was already? So in the end lucifer was sent to hell for being a schizophrenic lol that makes a lot more sense
>> [_] Anon 2726969 >># He was angry that God expected him and the other angels to bow to humans, which are much less powerful than angels.
>> [_] Anon 2726971 >># Or right click.
>> [_] Anon 2726980 >># Being omnipotent doesn't mean you're right, just that you have all the power.
>> [_] Anon 2726982 >># He was sent to the place furthest from heaven and god's light, which he agreed to. Hell formed around him.
>> [_] Anon 2726986 >># Actually, it DOES 100% imply female. "It" is the word for men with surgically removed dicks and women with surgically altered vaginas that are made to look like dicks.
>> [_] Anon 2726987 >># 10 murders total in the whole bible. Compare to God's 2million+ ಠ_ಠ
>> [_] Anon 2726988 >># The Christian god is also omniscient and omnipresent,\ ( but I'm sure you already knew this.) Regardless, disagreeing with an omniscient being is rather unwise.
>> [_] Anon 2726998 >># Your grasp on the english language seems to be minimal at best. The word she/her can imply feminine people/objects/etc without the biological/gender being female. This also brings into the question whether or not we're talking about biological sex or gender As with biological sex; the word she/her normally would imply female BUT considering the english language isn't so black and white it could also refer to: ships, cars, men, hermaphrodites, whales, etc. So in the long run, No you're wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2726999 >># Actually the christian is just Omnicient. He sees all, but doesn't give a fuck what is going to happen.
>> [_] Anon 2727003 >># Google "define: she" Result: " used to refer to a woman, girl, or female animal previously mentioned or easily identified. "my sister told me that she was not happy"" Seems your wrong. PROTIP: You can't re-define a word because of political motivations or your own mental insecurities about having or not having a dick. It means female, unless the dictionaries all decide otherwise. Maybe not in your strange hipster language, but it does in what we call "English", around here.
>> [_] Anon 2727005 >># >So in the long run, No you're wrong. Also, there is no "in the long run". A definition is a definition. She means female, regardless of your claimed predictive abilities.
>> [_] Anon 2727008 >># How does being omnipresent change the situation? Just because such a god might know everything and be everywhere, doesn't mean he's not an evil douchbag. > rather unwise. True, but so would disobeying a faggot with a gun pointed to your head telling you to suck dick. Doesn't make it any less bad
>> [_] Anon 2727016 >># I enter the car as I please, through any of it's holes.
>> [_] Anon 2727018 The shitstorm is live!

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>> [_] Anon 2725578 >># This is cool
>> [_] Anon 2725580 Who is this anal angel?
>> [_] Anon 2725581 >># goddammit /pol/ Stay in /pol/
>> [_] Anon 2725587 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2725597 >># i like it.
>> [_] Anon 2725601 >># >clicked this expecting ChristChan >got ChristChan
>> [_] Anon 2725608 >># Anal sex is for degenerates and fags
>> [_] Anon 2725613 Pretty good. 2kawaii4me
>> [_] Anon 2725628 I was just saying the other day on /pol/
>> [_] Anon 2725643 >le ben garrison meme That shit needs to die. Neat flash otherwise.
>> [_] Anon 2725651 >># >Ben Garrison visits /f/
>> [_] Anon 2725652 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2725658 >># >implying ben doesn't enjoy the attention No one even noticed him until he was a meme. I bet he gets all the web traffic now.
>> [_] Anon 2725659 Saved!
>> [_] Anon 2725664 >># Yes. We all are, brother.
>> [_] Anon 2725665 How do I save a flash?... Or is that not possible?
>> [_] Anon 2725668 >># Open it in a separate webpage, go to settings, and do "save page as". That's how it works in chrome, at least. Alternatively, right click the link and "Save Link as". It'll give you the .swf.
>> [_] Anon 2725670 >># >Thanks
>> [_] Anon 2725671 >># Why don't you pray on it?