File: Take me to church.swf-(4.27 MB, 1100x800, Loop)
[_] Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)12:04:57 No.2897130
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)12:56:18 No.2897169
Erm. 50 words a picture and a 2 second transition delay? This was horribly made.
>> [_] Squares are my friends 09/07/15(Mon)13:09:50 No.2897175
>>2897169
It's not meant to be read.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)13:12:35 No.2897179
>>2897175
But I want to read it. Where do I find these pictures?
>> [_] Squares are my friends 09/07/15(Mon)13:20:12 No.2897189
>>2897179
Decompile the flash.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)13:23:06 No.2897192
>>2897179
>"But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they
shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her shall stone her
with stones that she die" – Deuteronomy 22:20-21
>"If your right eye you to stumble, gouge out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one
part of your body than your whole body to thrown into hell." – Matthew 5:30
>“Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and them
against the rocks.” – Psalm 137:9
>“You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to woman. “For God that when you eat from your
eyes will be opened and you will be like God knowing good and evil.” – Genesis 3:4-5
>"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married land rapes her and they are
discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for
he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." - Deuteronomy 22:28-29
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)13:24:06 No.2897194
>>2897179
>“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” – 1
Timothy 2:12
>“So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he
scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.“ – John 2:15
>“Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with
me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.“ – Psalm 23:4
>“Behold, I will cause those of the synagouge of Satan, who say that they are Jew and are not,
but lie—I will make them come and bow down at your feet, have loved you“ – Revelation 3:9
>“Oh father why have you forsaken me?“ – Matthew 27:46
>“For I know the plans I have... for you.“ – Jeremiah 29:11a
and my personal favorite
>"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission
was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)14:06:29 No.2897228
>>2897169
It's supposed to be subtle.
At first glance, it's bible versus with a cute grill and church music.
But on closer inspection, it's about a borderline psycho upholding draconian philosophy to a tune
completely lambasting Christianity.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)14:07:16 No.2897229
>>2897228
What are the images from anyway, or are they just random?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)14:10:12 No.2897236
>>2897229
I see Pol-tan in them, probably from a drawthread or something.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)14:11:40 No.2897237
>>2897229
It's from a drawfag on /pol/ whose name slips me.
The character's name is Christ-chan, who is more or less the personification of modern
Christianity. The other characters you see include /pol/-tan (the dude with the suit), ss-tan
(the girl with the nazi outfit), and the creator himself (the guy with the long hair saying
Christ-chan is Kawaii).
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)14:14:39 No.2897240
>>2897236
>>2897237
Thanks dudes
