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>> [_] Anon 3226184 i posted this ages ago on /f/, come to /f/ randomly, it's still being posted
>> [_] Anon 3226219 monkey needs to stop throwing a hissy fit and work hard so it can get grapes
>> [_] Anon 3226221 >># If the monkey wants grapes he should find more rocks, and if he just gets more cucumbers well I guess God just loves the other monkey more.
>> [_] Anon 3226229 We see that Unfair Treatment leads to Upset Monkey. Should we therefore assume that every upset monkey has been subjected to unfair treatment? His wallstreet remark was out of line and demonstrates clear political bias in interpreting his results.
>> [_] Anon 3226234 poor monkey. I hope he gets his grapes after the fact of the experiment
>> [_] Anon 3226244 I think it would be a better experiment if he gave the second monkey two cucumber slices instead of something else. It could be very subjective.

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>> [_] Anon 2867425 kek leftists will really grasp for any straws to justify economically impossible shit, won't they?
>> [_] Anon 2867426 >># fallacy of appeal to nature this fag needs to read /pol/'s sticky
>> [_] Anon 2867441 >># It's not only that, they cant figure out why its so hard to be a CEO or a President. >Be whole head and responsible for company >if it flops its your fault >># No, its more just straight up being retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2867476 >># >># >># The fuck are you taking about? Obviously what he said about the 99% movement was just a joke. The unequal pay experiment shown here had to do only with unequal payment for the same job. Who the fuck is using this as an argument for political change? This is probably some college class or lecture from some researcher. You dumb fucks are edgy as shit looking for some reson to shit on other people's opinions.
>> [_] Anon 2867479 >># >Be whole head and responsible for company >if it flops its your fault These are not always true, in fact I have found in practice that at some level those CEO/Presidents will fail upwards. The whole thing is far more complex than just this. My point - play golf.
>> [_] Anon 2867484 >># >Be whole head and responsible for company >if it flops its your fault Yeees, Goyim. It's IS hard. They deserve another pay raise, don't they? Yeeees.
>> [_] Anon 2867487 >># I see that you capitalized "Goyim" and yet I'm still not going to look it up on Google to see what it means. I looked up the very bland insult of "kike" the other day and was exceedingly disappointed. (just Jew)
>> [_] Anon 2867500 >># >yet I'm still not going to look it up on Google to see what it means hownew.ru
>> [_] Anon 2867506 >># I said that knowing with 100% certainty that I'd get that specific response because I am omniscient. Regardingly regardless, I've been here [years] years and I'm SOOOOOOOO old. I've got grey hairs spewing out of my butthole I'm so old. Such an old wiener sucker am I. What I'm saying is I couldn't be bothered to look up really shitty words.
>> [_] Anon 2867514 >># Hey, Solomon - "goyim" is plural... you talking to /f/ or straight to >># ??? Anyway, too bad one of /pol/'s fences was knocked over, now they're escaping into the chans like Capuchin monkeys from a demolished laboratory. Or maybe it's more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7Y mEc
>> [_] Anon 2867520 I've met Sarah Brosnan. She came to talk to my Freshman Seminar class in college. My teacher Denis is her uncle. It was awesome. Crazy to see her research is so widely circulated.
>> [_] Anon 2867522 >># >#mybrushwithgreatness
>> [_] Anon 2867523 >># You shouldn't have to look it up you child, it's not even an uncommon word, especially if you have jewish friends
>> [_] Anon 2867527 >># That took nine eternities. Also for 19/21ths of my life (try saying that four million times fast) I hadn't heard it once. Though, I did flip through Webster's brain to find a few tomato slices. The guy clearly likes tasteless food and yummy soups.
>> [_] Anon 2867552 >># >>if it flops its your fault >Doesn't matter because you made bank anyway >Doesn't matter because you're gunna make bank on bankruptcy/liquidation
>> [_] Anon 2867556 >># It's on a whole new level of edginess to reject science as objective data.
>> [_] Anon 2867559 >># newfag >>/out/

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>> [_] Anon 2648342 Unlike our domestic North American Pavement Ape, the Brown Capuchin Monkey is actually willing to work for its food.
>> [_] Anon 2648348 >># Hi, /pol/. Still butthurt about your containment board getting improved?
>> [_] Anon 2648356 >># 'ey shill, shouldn't you be off eating foreskins or something?
>> [_] Anon 2648358 >># Forskins r 4 dinner. Gotta save the best for last :-)
>> [_] Anon 2648362 The point is rocks are the same.
>> [_] Anon 2648375 >"and cucumber, which is pretty much water in my opinion" HAHAHAHAH HAHAAAAAA HHAAHAHAHAAHAHA OH GOD MY FUCKING SIDES OH MOTHER OF FUCK AHAHAHAHAAAAA
>> [_] Anon 2648423 >># "opinion"
>> [_] Anon 2648461 >open >Bill Maher >close Haha! Good one, almost got me there, OP. Into the trash this one goes.
>> [_] Anon 2648463 > idiots thinking this is analagous to anything in society > idiots thinking this is social commentary
>> [_] Anon 2648470 >># no, but I found it funny
>> [_] Anon 2648471 >monkeys get pissed at not being treated the same for doing the same This is understandable. It does not, however, in any way relate to current wage politics nor the whole 'pay gap' business, because the subjects are actually doing equal work. The most commonly quoted statistics on the gender pay gap, for example, does not account for the choice of profession: women working in service and men working in STEM are shoved into the same pot, and there are more men working in STEM than women and vice versa. Men are more willing to forego comfort and convenience for higher salaries than their counterparts, who place a higher priority on workplace contentment. The gender pay gap is as real as the gap between cashiers and CEOs.

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>> [_] Anon 2041104 The monkey on the right is obviously doing a better job.
>> [_] Anon 2041136 In a fully realized economy, a Monkey can only use so many grapes. Thus, they'll invest their grapes in to ventures, allowing lower class Monkeys to obtain those grapes. There is no inequity in a trickle-down economy.
>> [_] Anon 2041215 >># throws cucumber at suggestion
>> [_] Anon 2041301 >># >># Must be troll season
>> [_] Anon 2041303 Eh the guys comparison falls short, the wall street shit was about inequitable pay while the monkey is concerned about unequal pay.
>> [_] Anon 2041318 >># >using synonyms to describe two different events