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[_] Been some time so Anon 3478620 Gonna give ya some hits,
>> [_] Anon 3478687 >># >still no update since 10/8 -2013 Anon, you had one job...

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[_] Anon 3444300
>> [_] Anon 3444304 >># Holy fuck, after years of browsing /f/ I finally figured out what the explanation for the "age" option is supposed to mean. This flash is from before the time when the e-mail field was removed and you could still see it when people were saging a thread. So people on /f/ would "age" a thread, as a sort of "anti sage"? That is the gayest thing I have ever seen. Why not just say "I like this flash".
>> [_] Anon 3444317 >># to cope with and simultaneously seethe at saging
>> [_] Anon 3444330 Very helpful, thanks.
>> [_] Anon 3444386 >># Fucking newfag. Age/sage (from the verbs あげる/さげる) are literally the opposite functions, originally used by japanese anonymous boards to raise/lower content. Using age on 4chan was never anything more than showing that you understand the culture, since fucktards like you didn't back in 2003 and still don't. No matter how many times it's explained to them.
>> [_] Anon 3444387 >># thx dad
>> [_] Anon 3444389 >># It REALLY doesn't matter at all ~desu But thank you for the history lesson
>> [_] Anon 3444395 >># "I like this flash" Wow, you even thought of a much more gayer response Why not bend over while you're at it, newfag
>> [_] Anon 3444411 >># >Using age on 4chan was never anything more than showing that you understand the culture, since fucktards like you didn't back in 2003 and still don't. No matter how many times it's explained to them. Cry me a river, faggot. The only thing you managed to convey with using age is how much you liked sucking dick. My entire point was that I forgot you could see other people type stuff like sage and noko in the e-mail field, so the explanation with age "having no real function" made no sense to me when I first saw it. But I never asked to be spoon fed, I knew I would eventually find out what that was supposed to mean by lurking moar, and I did.

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[_] Anon 3431924 Five months. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3431958 >># More like seven years (since this was last updated). Thursgay didn't even exist back then. And it's already gone again now.
>> [_] Anon 3431970 >># I learned HTML5 due to the death of flashplayer at the end of the year and I actually hate it. swf files are so easy to share but with HTML5 you have to have a website and a lot of files unlike the single swf file. I'll miss you flash. You too /f/.
>> [_] Anon 3431974 >># It is? Could have sworn I still see [G] [A] [Y] on Thursday.
>> [_] Anon 3431982 >># Y-you too anon ;^; I will never understand why the bad men at Adobe hurt us so.
>> [_] Anon 3432004 >># You probably already knew this but just drag swf files into flashplayer debugger
>> [_] Anon 3432005 >># Its still around, anon's off his meds
>> [_] Anon 3432016 Yeah like I'm reading all that shit.

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[_] Anon 3427190 hiiiii. rember how /f/ works Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3427227 thanks you
>> [_] Anon 3427251 >># >># HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>> [_] Anon 3427252 Is this still in date?
>> [_] Anon 3427268 >improperly tagged items may be removed [G] [A] [Y]
>> [_] Anon 3427272 >># It doesn't have Thursgay
>> [_] Anon 3427273 is that thing about the file limit still true?
>> [_] Anon 3427277 hmm thx even this oldfag learned some new semantics

/ > /swf/ > Thread 18630 Age: 50d Health: 0% Posters: 1 Posts: 1 Replies: 0 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 76670 [IMG] How 2 f v1.4b.swf (1.09 MiB) 1200x800, Compressed (Deflate). 8 frames, 24 fps (00:00). Ver7, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]

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[_] This hasn't been posted in a while. Anon 3424485
>> [_] Anon 3424518 >># >This hasn't been posted in a while Good. It fucking sucks and is super out dated. Doesn't even mention Thursgay.
>> [_] Anon 3424519 does noko still work?
>> [_] Anon 3424550 >># I'd say someone should make a new one if flash weren't dying this year.
>> [_] Anon 3424577 >># flash will always live on in our hearts
>> [_] Anon 3424586 >># Thanks for posting, even if outdated, this brings back good memories

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[_] Anon 3419417
>> [_] Anon 3419433 Bump
>> [_] Anon 3419458 >># thx bro, very cool
>> [_] Anon 3419493 >no thursgay Fuck yoouuuuu
>> [_] Anon 3419529 very useful, i think this "flash" thing can really take off

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[_] Fuck it, 2015 time Anon 3417050 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3417056 >># I'd ask if we're ever going to update this, but by the end of this year it won't be necessary T_T
>> [_] Anon 3417089 >># thursgay was left out of this >:(
>> [_] Anon 3417091 >># that's because this was made way before van darkholme started spamming his gay shit all over /f/ way before captcha was a thing
>> [_] Anon 3417092 >># >You may post 2 files at any given time. I truly miss this rule
>> [_] Anon 3417097 >># how exactly does it work now? if I wait long enough between posts, can I fill the whole page with my swfs?
>> [_] Anon 3417100 >># last time I checked you can have only 5 flashes posted on /f/ at all times
>> [_] Anon 3417103 >># well that's kinda like the 4 it was originally wait ... or was it like they had to be x hours apart I honestly can't remember anymore :(
>> [_] Anon 3417104 How do you sage
>> [_] Anon 3417105 >># You scream "please sage come to me" in real life then click in the "post" button
>> [_] ta-kun 3417108 >># Is the pink indicator on old and marked for deletion flashes something that was added this week? I'm pretty sure it wasn't there before, I might hhave been blanking on it.
>> [_] Anon 3417111 >># I believe that's been a thing from the very start of this board
>> [_] Anon 3417135 >># >sage >noko >2015
>> [_] Anon 3417147 does anyone have the cirno cirnoff flash? can you post it?
>> [_] Anon 3417148 >># that's as old as the board itself. >># erm... >># swfchan, son, use it.
>> [_] Anon 3417154 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3417159 >># I still dont get what red threads are
>> [_] Anon 3417160 >># same as >># the different color depends on what theme you're using

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[_] Anon 3411162
>> [_] Anon 3411166 >only post 2 isn't it up to 5 files now?
>> [_] Anon 3411170 >># its outdated no one ever made a new one, but most of it still applies
>> [_] Anon 3411241 The days of the week are outdated too I miss Suiseiseki desu
>> [_] Anon 3411251 >># No, its still 2

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[_] how to /f/ Anon 3372642 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3372644 >># take your fake 'official rules' and shove them up your ass homo
>> [_] Anon 3372646 >># low effort bait, mate
>> [_] Anon 3372649 >># tomorrow is Thursgay biatch get ur anus ready
>> [_] Anon 3372679 >># Funny but this flash is more about how to be cancer on /f/ then real how to /f/. >># https://www.4chan.org/rules#f
>> [_] Anon 3372709 update this flash to have Thursgay in listed days of the week.
>> [_] Anon 3372741 Honestly, I think the "content must be uniquely Japanese" "rule" mostly serves to make this place less appealing to crossboarders.
>> [_] Anon 3372744 >># thursgay is faggot shit. i still belive its just a few people spamming it every week
>> [_] Anon 3372746 >># it was never actually an enforced rule, there are just newfag nigger mods that recently have started destroying /f/ and pushing more and more people away from an already diminishing board
>> [_] Anon 3372754 >># This. It is just a rule by heart. You have to respect /f/'s origins, but you shouldn't get outright banned for posting something that isn't [J] or [A]. Unless it's shitty youtube rips of unfunny videos. That shit can go be run-of-the-mill somewhere else.
>> [_] Anon 3372756 >># >># >># No, really imageboards are Japan and Japanese culture centric, so everything should be about Japanese culture and thing which aren't directly Japanese culture but still related to Japanese culture. Rules always been enforced here and cancer always been banned until cancer overtake whole 4chan and replace actual 4chan culture with offtopic and shitposting(which nowadays is same thing). Today people think it's actual culture when it actule which not even "a very distant reason" for the existence of 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 3372762 >># no
>> [_] Anon 3372767 >># It's not a argument.
>> [_] Anon 3372768 >># i believe this flash predates the concept of normie boards. 4chan use to be exclusively weeb stuff only.

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[_] for the /ddlc/ Anon Bread 3312660
>> [_] Anon 3312664 ive been looking for this for soooo long. couldnt for the life of me remember what it was called. thanks for posting!
>> [_] Anon 3312672 >># what's /ddlc/

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[_] Anon 3252313
>> [_] Anon 3252314 >># Has this been remade, yet? Wasn't someone working on that?
>> [_] Anon 3252315 >># Oh this is the wrong version I swear I saved the newest one http://swfchan.com/40/197686/?how2f+v1.5 .swf
>> [_] Anon 3252316 >># That one's still completely outdated. Someone said he was going to make a new one. I wonder if I should learn howtoflash and make one.
>> [_] Anon 3252373 bump
>> [_] Anon 3252381 >all content must be Japanese >there's a tag to indicate content is Japanese Interesting...
>> [_] Anon 3252411 This is probably the best place to ask this, sometimes when I attempt to open a flash my computer it opens up a blank browser tab and downloads it. It even does this when I'm opening flashes I have stored locally. Anybody know about this problem or am I a massive retard and the solution is staring me in the face?

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[_] Anon 3250766 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3250906 thank you, mysterious man
>> [_] Anon 3250907 age
>> [_] Anon 3250910 tfw no thursgay listed

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[_] Great, now I'm a /f/aggot Anon 3230459 First post, am I doin it right?

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[_] Anon 3228745 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3228746 >knowyourmeme.swf
>> [_] Anon 3228766 >># wtf is wtf Wednesday >inb4 newfag
>> [_] Anon 3228804 >># newfag
>> [_] Anon 3228840 thanks for the informative post, OP!
>> [_] Anon 3228873 >># fuck yu >># >># >># yeah, it's very old and outdated but still true in its core

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[_] PSA Anon 3201654 Some people on this board seem to be confused about thread deletion and saging. Here's how it works: Sage still works, it doesn't bump the thread to the top of the page. Threads are deleted in oldest first order, with the 5 oldest having a pink coloration on their row and the oldest having the "Marked for deletion (old)" text at the top of the thread. If two threads are created at the exact same time, i.e. their Date columns are the same, then when they are both the oldest threads the lowest thread gets deleted first. People who say that "sage doesn't do anything on /f/" are incorrect, although they probably mean "sage doesn't affect thread deletion on /f/"
>> [_] Anon 3201655 saged kid
>> [_] Anon 3201657 >># I saged your mom last night.
>> [_] Anon 3201659 >># I feel as if this guide is a bit out dated in regards to the 'days of the week' and 'trolling' pages, as they do not include thursgay and talk about the howling thing as if it still happens.
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3201668 >># >days of the week >thursgay
>> [_] Anon 3201670 >># nice to see how Miku Mondays and 2hu Tuesdays are still upheld though
>> [_] Anon 3201672 what ever hapened to everydesu?
>> [_] Anon 3201673 >># It's old defiantly.
>> [_] Anon 3201676 a u t i s m
>> [_] Anon 3201680 >># So?
>> [_] faggot 3201702 >># nigger
>> [_] Anon 3201724 Thank!
>> [_] Anon 3201732 >># bump! Guys what's the music for this?
>> [_] Anon 3201733 >># >be me >read the whole thing cause newfag >as soon as i'm done, pull up a new tab and download dkc roms and snes cause fuck you >become erect
>> [_] Anon 3201741 actually helpful... wow
>> [_] Anon 3201746 >># >Be knowing that feel >be downloading shitty spaghetti westerns when done. >Already erect
>> [_] Anon 3201752 >># nice meme!
>> [_] Anon 3201759 >># >All uploaded files should be uniquely Japanese (pertain to Japanese culture). "Run of the mill" content is to be had elsewhere Ho-hoh how times have changed.

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[_] Anon 3168525
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 3168535 >># I should probably update the tools on this, you can use ffmpeg to make video swfs, and SwfH264 too. Flashbulb is pretty damn useful for basic SWF making/editing.
>> [_] Anon 3168544 >># well there's a trip I haven't seen in an aeon anyway if you want to teach these newfags something don't teach them how to make shitty youtuberips
>> [_] Anon 3168561 there's no Thursgay in that list
>> [_] Anon 3168562 >># some of us still remember the times before thursgay and takeo and knishes and other forced memes anon
>> [_] Anon 3168565 >># Oh shit I thought you were dead. I-it's good to see you again.
>> [_] Anon 3168580 >># They were always forced. The only difference is that this is an old flash that's extremely outdated and is posted by people who refuse to admit it.
>> [_] Anon 3168590 >># Well he has posted with the trip consistently every year since 2012. I haven't seen him before (from 2013 to now) though so I guess it's easy to miss someone when they only post a few times each year.
>> [_] Anon 3168592 >uniquely Japanese life must be rough for a weeb these days, they are shunned and hardly relevant anymore
>> [_] Anon 3168600 >># >shunned and hardly relevant Not true at all. Literally half of the flashes on at any given time are Japanese. We just have no mods here.
>> [_] Anon 3168604 >># >We just have no mods here. What? I wouldn't want that rule to be enforced and I'm sure most of the people here wouldn't either.
>> [_] Anon 3168606 >># Neither would I, I'm just saying that that's why we have non-Japanese stuff here in the first place.
>> [_] Anon 3168607 >># I remember when this flash helped me not be a newfag many years ago. Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 3168614 >># I keep hearing about Flashbulb, but the guy's site is down. Anyone have it on Mega?
>> [_] Anon 3168615 >># i only posted this for the comfy music
>> [_] Anon 3168627 Does this means that if I post 2 good flashes and post daily_dose as a third, I'll save /f/ from being shit for a day? __

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[_] DOn't Spoonfeed :^( the new guys !!111 Anon 3138984 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3138993 Stayed for the comfy music
>> [_] Anon 3139003 >># yo how do you save flashes?
>> [_] Anon 3139014 You fuckheads love posting this flash as if it's still relevant in the slightest. The themed days of the week are proof of that seeing as Touhou Tuesday is the only one of them that's still truly a thing.
>> [_] Anon 3139020 they should update this to add thursgay
>> [_] Anon 3139025 Alright. Thank you for this. I already knew everything though. I was hoping it would explain what the red colored posts were when using "Tomorrow" theme or dark blue if you are using Yotsuba B. Can anyone tell me? I've been browsing /f/ for years and still don't know.
>> [_] Anon 3139046 >># I still post miku on mondays ;__;
>> [_] Anon 3139067 this is cancerous by its own definition
>> [_] Anon 3139071 >># Me too. Though it is a dying day. I wish it would be rejuvenated.
>> [_] Anon 3139072 >># sauce?
>> [_] Anon 3139073 >># i dont know why, but its a different color on all the styles i honestly never thought about it before
>> [_] Anon 3139074 >># wow, that bait, not obvious at all. keep trying troll
>> [_] Anon 3139100 >># right click the link to the flash and click "save link" or "save target" (depending on which browser you use)
>> [_] Anon 3139102 >/f/ tutorial that doesn't teach you how to find sauce on swfchan >># no, it shouldn't. thursgay is a forced meme that is not, never was, and never will be funny
>> [_] Anon 3139110 >># >># It's just so all the posts are easy to differ and you know you are looking at information of that one flash. Unless you mean the five oldest flashes up? Just so you know which ones are marked for deletion. Man it's been years since I wrote "marked for deletion"
>> [_] Anon 3139139 >># >/f/ tutorial that doesn't teach you how to find sauce on swfchan Click the < > at the bottom.

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[_] For >># Anon 3133458 Time to brush up on your basics, newfags Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3133461 >># >no mention of thursgay or mongol mondays >"uniquely japanese" >"improper tagging will get you a temp ban" >"do not post archived content" >still mentions sage and age despite being removed features years ago Seriously when is this getting its much-needed update? It just gets more and more out of date every time it's posted.
>> [_] Anon 3133469 Bump
>> [_] Anon 3133472 >># according to SWFchan this hasn't been update in 3 years. Doge recently hit mainstream, and people had just discovered twerking to the harlem shake. Miley Cyrus was naked on a wrecking ball. Taylor Swift Screaming Goats and Doge were big hits. You would feel embarrassed using memes this old. Heck, Pepe was 4chan exclusive until last year, originally only coming in two flavors: feeling good man and feeling bad man, and that's considered a mark of shame among those that post them. What makes you think giving newfags 2013 advice on how to fit in and not be a newfag is any less cringeworthy?
>> [_] Anon 3133489 >># this also "age" was never a thing. ever. and made this shit even more cringeworthy
>> [_] Anon 3133497 >># there isn't a lot of content to make mongol mondays a thing thursgay though should be added desu sundays is dead
>> [_] Anon 3133504 >># Actually anon, for the record, there's a decently sizable amount in the swfchan archive. I went browsing through it one day just cause I actually like throatsinging and wanted to look for semi-OC memes and unheard songs. There's at least 3/4 as many mongol flashes as thursgay ones. People just tend to be more varied in their thursgay posting compared to mongol posting. Probably because it's existed longer so people know a wider selection to choose from. And DESU period is dead.
>> [_] Anon 3133527 >># It's kinda even older advice, this was made not with 2013 in mind. More like 2003. Makes your rant even more cringeworthy to me. >># Agegirl anyone?
>> [_] Anon 3133535 >># Hello newfriend. Welcome to 4chan, you obviously haven't been with us long. Age was used to add a +1 to any post, without actually adding a worthwhile comment. Used popularly in /b/, of course placed in the email field for effect. It is the opposite of Sage in the sense that Sage +/-0 a posts overall counts. Again welcome to 4chan, get your shit and get out.
>> [_] Anon 3133538 >># Google what age means and save yourself the embarrassment.
>> [_] Anon 3133542 >># The sheer amount of flashes that can be used doesnt matter. Thursgay is consistently posted on thursday, i dont see 3-4 mongol flashes at a time even on monday
>> [_] Anon 3133547 >># /f/ didn't exist until 2004. Also, first record of a how2f is 2011. Which, while old, is only like (a certain box-named lady that the system considers spam) old. Predates /pol/, robot9001, and the 4chan fifa cup by a couple months. Beginning of the modern era of cancer, really. So this was just made out of date to begin with. >># >># He means it wasn't anymore effective than actually posting I would assume. All non-Sage posts Age.
>> [_] Anon 3133549 >># don't the mongols only ever come in hordes?
>> [_] Anon 3133551 >># just doublechecking that it was indeed her name that it kept fussing about, not the cup. Changed too many variables at once to tell, I'm a bad scientist, I know. Boxxy.
>> [_] Anon 3133552 >># okay, let's try the cup then. 4chan cup
>> [_] Anon 3133554 I only just now realized I haven't seen a Zeitgeist flash in possibly a year or more. On one hand I feel thrilled on the other I feel sad.
>> [_] Anon 3133555 >># >># well dang it then, what were you calling spam? I swear, man, can we just get, like a banlist or something so I can know what it's having a conniption over? There's one for pokemon nicknames, If I get to know why I can't name a porygon Analyzer because it contains anal, I should get to know why I can't post a perfectly reasonable post because of whatever inane hangup the filter has with my punctuation or whatever.
>> [_] Anon 3133559 >># You know it's a sign of insanity talking to ones self.
>> [_] Anon 3133561 >># Mostly I'm just arguing with the filterbot and complaining about the way things are ran.
>> [_] Anon 3133564 >># I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to >># >jokes on /f/ are never good
>> [_] Anon 3133593 >># don't forget about chill Saturday
>> [_] Anon 3133604 >Marked for deletion (old) Is it wrong that I'm feeling choked up seeing this? That I'm feeling that /f/ basically is the last surviving vestige of the golden age of 4chan from a decade ago?

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[_] Suggestions for a sticky? stickyman 3098569 Hey /f/ I'm planning on making a sticky flash building off of this one, probably incorporating the same style and graphics. I'll probably include a page about days of the week, but I won't list any as "official" as you can see in this one WTF Wednesday doesn't exist any more. My reasoning is that if it becomes stickied, there should not be a lot of things in here to mark its age and make it inaccurate. A few examples that highlight how old it is are as follows email field, password field, Japanese link, text box for choosing the file, etc. Also in that same vein it shouldn't say disregard the rules, because it will hopefully become a sticky. I'd probably include a better and more correct description of what sage is and does, explain what the "Marked for deletion (old)" means and how the timer system works exactly. Any other suggestions such as songs to use, I might just use one that a flash from the 4chan archive uses, and styling are all welcome. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3098571 We should amend the rules to not be specifically anime as this rule isnt even enforced. Also put something in about NOT replying to people who repost the same annoying flash every day.
>> [_] stickyman 3098578 >># >We should amend the rules to not be specifically anime as this rule isnt even enforced. I wish we could, I guess the feedback page is the only answer there. If you want to start something about removing that rule which is never enforced try starting a thread about it. >Also put something in about NOT replying to people who repost the same annoying flash every day. I see that as part of the beauty of /f/, you can find ones that are almost a decade old still reposted regularly. What about those flashes lowers the quality of the board in your opinion?
>> [_] Anon 3098587 having a sticky will greatly increase the flow of summer onto /f/. BEWARE!!
>> [_] stickyman 3098592 >># In what way? I thought that having a flash like this one where the first page is how to find the source on a flash would greatly decrease sauce requests, leaving only those people who couldn't read or didn't open the sticky. Are you saying a sticky would somehow make people who are not on /f/ more aware of /f/?
>> [_] Anon 3098602 >># Right now there is a bug(?) where you can't post over 9mb, it used to be the limit was 10mb. So you might want to wait if you are going to post what the flash limit size is. >># lol thats not how that works.
>> [_] Anon 3098604 >># >Right now there is a bug(?) where you can't post over 9mb, it used to be the limit was 10mb It's fixed >>#
>> [_] stickyman 3098608 >># >So you might want to wait if you are going to post what the flash limit size is. I'll wait anyway to more of these as my flash is in progress, since I haven't even started yet. They will be important in convincing the people who read the feedback page that it truly deserves to be a sticky for /f/, since /f/ to my knowledge has never had a permanent sticky.
>> [_] Anon 3098609 >># so it is, good
>> [_] Anon 3098613 >># >Suiseiseki Sunday Never ever again ;_;
>> [_] Anon 3098617 >># Why do we need a sticky? Virtually no one new comes here, and those that do care enough to stay already know the rules. Its not like having a sticky is going to decrease the amount of newfaggotry anyways, since most of it is just blatant trolling or retards. It's a pretty fucking stupid idea imo. >># Maybe not summer, but it will definitely encourage more newfags to post. This place is pretty much its own secret club, explaining the "rules" to newcomers will make them think they know all the "ins" and just increase the amount of traffic while simultaneously decreasing the quality. We'd just end up with more youtube rips and /b/ quality humor.
>> [_] Anon 3098618 No stickies. Stickies are stupid and have never helped anything. Leave all the slots open for user upload.
>> [_] stickyman 3098632 >># >Stickies are stupid and have never helped anything. I have been helped by some of the stickies, such as the /t/ one, it's helpful as an intro to terminology and a few of the common legal issues around torrenting. A sticky can't stop shitposting but it will help people who do want to learn. Think of all the sauce requests like >>#. He could be trolling but it he's serious and nobody answers him he'll be forced to ask again until someone teaches him to find the source or gives it to him. >Leave all the slots open for user upload. Hopefully if it is requested in the feedback for it to be near the board name or "[Start New Thread]" link the people who implement that wouldn't just ignore the post and have it take up a whole slot. If that isn't an option they could probably just increase the amount of slots open by one so that the number doesn't change. >># >Virtually no one new comes here There's no way to prove that. I see plenty of source requests even when it's not summer, so if some people do learn from the sticky then that's better than if they never learn and continue to make requests. How did you learn to find the source? I personally learned when someone else asked for the source and they were answered with "resize the window." I probably would have looked at a sticky that is at the top of every page eventually and wouldn't need to ask by proxy. >but it will definitely encourage more newfags to post. I don't see how you can't simultaneously say that there is virtually nobody new here while also saying that they can somehow lower the quality of the board in a significant way. >explaining the "rules" to newcomers will make them think they know all the "ins" Good point, I'll include a more serious version of lurk moar, explaining the reasoning behind it.
>> [_] Anon 3098636 change the days of the week section I guess also add /f/ tan
>> [_] Anon 3098643 >># >you can't simultaneously say that there is virtually nobody new here while also saying that they can somehow lower the quality of the board in a significant way. You seem to have completely missed the literary prose of hyperbole. Also considering that every "point" you made in attempt to defend your idea revolved around your lack of perception, I will rephrase what i said for your convenience. >There isn't a large enough flow of new people to justify a sticky >Adding a sticky will only encourage newfags to stick around thinking they know enough when they really don't /f/ is a board where people come and if they care enough to want to be involved, they'll spend the time to lurk and learn, like all of us have. People who don't are usually yelled off the board. By adding a sticky like you want, you're pretty much giving a shortcut for newfags to post low quality content while still sticking inside the guidelines enough to "justify" them sticking around. You can't substitute years of lurking with a simple sticky, no matter how detailed you make it, its just a recipe for disaster. Besides, do you really think anyone is actually going to spend the time to read an entire essay on /f/ culture? Sure it might help a few, but overall, bad idea.
>> [_] Anon 3098649 >># I have been following /f for a couple of weeks and let me tell you this helps me understand the terminology a ton. I rarely contribute that much but It does help when I actually understand some of the stuff.
>> [_] Anon 3098651 >># That tie is going fucking nuts Yes I realize its always been like that.
>> [_] Anon 3098652 >># That's great, but you can't really assume the average passerby will be as understanding and willing to learn as you are. This is 4chan after all.
>> [_] stickyman 3098655 >># I think some people would read an essay on /f/ culture, not that many who are new though. Why would I include a culture essay in the sticky? Culture becomes obsolete and outdated as shown in this flash. My idea for a sticky would be one that includes as little culture as possible, encourages lurking and waiting before you post, details how to find the source of a flash and explains how the timer works on /f/, since no other board has one that works quite like it. >># What portion was most helpful, the trolling terminology page? >># >># Do you think that I should replace that older depiction of anonymous with /f/-tan?
>> [_] Anon 3098656 >># Valid point, because now-a-days all people do is try to be "funny" and "troll" others instead of contributing to a conversation or a board.
>> [_] Anon 3098659 >># Yes, the Troll terminology helps me know what to avoid and how to actually contribute.
>> [_] Anon 3098661 >># >Do you think that I should replace that older depiction of anonymous with /f/-tan? I think you should it's the offical tan of the board and would help garner for art for the tan. but I mean, that doesn't really help out with the sticky a whole lot though. on the plus side it would help distinguish /f/ apart from just being "interactive /b/"
>> [_] Anon 3098663 >># Also please don't bring up thanks, doc. in the sticky. Some things you just have to learn for yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3098665 >># "Culture" is a broad term for a collective society, stop playing semantics and reply to my actual argument. I understand exactly what you are trying to do. Besides, as anon just replied it was the page on culture that actually helped him the most.
>> [_] stickyman 3098706 >># Sorry, my response is taking a while to write up. I still value your feedback so if this thread is deleted before either of our meaningful responses I'd continue reading and posting in the 4plebs ghost mode.
>> [_] Anon 3098714 >># Don't worry about it. I'm not entirely looking for response, more or less trying to explain the faults in the idea of a sticky. Either way, I doubt either of us will change our minds. Good luck with your project.
>> [_] stickyman 3098725 >># >># Right sorry. I meant to keep out specific mentions of culture. I don't want to mention things like lolicatgirls or daily dose and have them be alive only because they are in the sticky. As an example I would write about the life cycle of forced memes on /f/, that would cover Kinishes, Takeo and yee, without actually mentioning their names. >I understand exactly what you are trying to do. Would you expand on that more? Text doesn't convey the tone, which can change the meaning drastically. >/f/ is a board where people come and if they care enough to want to be involved, they'll spend the time to lurk and learn, like all of us have. People who don't are usually yelled off the board. Similarly this sticky would be a piece of information that can help people who are willing to learn. Just like you can't learn everything about a board without viewing it in real time, you can't learn everything from a sticky. I would try and present that aspect that the sticky can't and won't teach the reader everything about /f/ culture; It's just a collection of general information you might find from lurking. Everyone should know basic information such as how useful swfchan is and how to save a flash. Since the sticky does not explain specific memes and culture, newfags cannot pretend that they know anything that should have learned from lurking. They will still subsequently be yelled off the board if they post something off. 1/3
>> [_] stickyman 3098730 >># >By adding a sticky like you want, you're pretty much giving a shortcut for newfags to post low quality content while still sticking inside the guidelines enough to "justify" them sticking around. Newfags and regulars alike post low quality content, just look at Real Sugar Baby.swf, I doubt that a newfag posts it every single time. Adding a sticky won't change this. >"justify" them sticking around. With the sticky the newfags can find information about how to download a flash, find old ones in archives, interspersed with guidelines and suggestions about what makes a quality post and to lurk moar. If they use their knowledge to download a flash and upload it later, that's probably in bad form. The newfag hopefully would learn from the response they generate from /f/ that what they did was not in line with the culture. Perhaps the sticky should make it very clear about waiting and understanding at least an aspect of the culture before posting new threads. >guidelines That's something I hadn't considered putting inside of this flash. We can generally agree that most video rips should stay on youtube and similar generalizations like that should be reflected in the sticky. Quality is more or less subjective, but there are similar scales that most people on /f/ use. Take screamers for example, they don't scare most people and are generally low effort video rips and as a result you don't see them very often. However this kind of sticky shouldn't be a replacement for rules, since the community here more or less makes the rules; I've never seen rule #1 enforced, and to say the sticky here would dictate absolutely what's in /f/'s culture is preposterous. >You can't substitute years of lurking with a simple sticky, no matter how detailed you make it, No argument there, definitely will include a section about the importance of lurking. You can't force people to lurk though and the newfags you do see posting for sauce probably wouldn't post otherwise. 2/3
>> [_] stickyman 3098733 >># >its just a recipe for disaster. I'm going to use this space to outline your argument as I understand it, correct anything wrong please. >>Newfags will view a sticky as the complete guide to /f/ culture >>with the knowledge of how to post things they will abuse it and won't assimilate into the culture >>they will continually post low quality content as a result of not assimilating, thinking that they understand completely the culture of /f/ >Besides, do you really think anyone is actually going to spend the time to read an entire essay on /f/ culture? I honestly would and here you are responding to one. Thanks for (hopefully) reading and responding. I look forward to your input to the subsequent iterations of the sticky. Your contributions will make it the best it could be. Sometimes I wish that the character limit was larger. 3/3
>> [_] Anon 3098742 >WTF Wednesday >caturday >no thursgay shit flash as always
>> [_] stickyman 3098743 >># >I doubt either of us will change our minds. I don't believe I've ever been in an online debate where someone actually changed their mind.
>> [_] Anon 3098746 I believe that this flash or something similar should be the sticky. Newfags keep renaming flashes, and posting with the wrong tags.
>> [_] stickyman 3098747 >># It's old, not shit. Take a look at the earliest version in the archive and it's posted at around 2011 http://swfchan.net/9/G0F4QEP.shtml, this one was first posted in 2013 and hasn't ever been updated.
>> [_] Anon 3098753 >># Agreefully, it's old /f/. It needs to updated. >Mongolian Mondays >Thursgay Culture changes, oldfags must adapt, while keeping the old goodies like Touhou Tuesday.
>> [_] Anon 3098756 >># >Would you expand on that more? To be more specific I understand the idea of what you are trying to accomplish. Create a quick little crash guide on the inner workings of /f/ including post timers, archive, how to find sauce, and possibly explanations of common lingo etc. I'm basically saying that you don't need to explain what you are doing, just come up with reasons why it would help /f/ as a board. > just look at Real Sugar Baby.swf, I doubt that a newfag posts it every single time. Adding a sticky won't change this. This is what I'm sort of talking about here. A sticky isn't going to stop people from posting these flashes for the sake of trolling. But what I'm really getting at is the amount of mainstream humor (youtube rips, /b/ tier humor, etc.) that making /f/ an accommodating place is going to attract. I think that its the idea that most newcomers have no fucking clue how to use /f/ is what helps keep trolling and etc to a minimum. As a comparison, most boards you can just throw in a quick image and some trolly text and watch replies and buthurt fly in, here you actually have to FIND a flash thats trolly, then figure out how the posting system works and by then most trolls aren't going to spend that much effort to learn /f/ just to troll a few people who actually use this board. A sticky just puts that information at their fingertips. (Including the find a flash part if you included swfchan in the sticky) 1/3
>> [_] Anon 3098757 >># >The newfag hopefully would learn from the response they generate from /f/ that what they did was not in line with the culture Sure, but you did just admit that it would indeed add a bit of extra stress to the existing community of having to put up with newfag mistakes as opposed to them being able to learn how to post properly through lurking. You're sacrificing knowledge for accommodation, and accommodation isnt always the best. Think about what happens when the board becomes more accommodating to newfags, it allows for new people to become quickly involved in the community. Not a bad thing? Well think about this: What happens when we get to a point when the newfags outnumber the oldfags? There won't be anyone left to enforce civil behavior and you'll end up with whats happened to pretty much every major board on this site. Not saying this is a guarantee, but a sticky definitely makes it easier. >since the community here more or less makes the rules One of the reasons i would point out the futility of a sticky. Seeing as this community really doesn't have much moderation, we're pretty free to build and create our own culture. A sticky would do the opposite. Although it might not be intended as such, you're going to get people screaming "READ THE STICKY NEWFAG" and acting like its the law of the land. It looks as if you've gotten the gist of my argument. Its not so much of an opposition to a sticky, but more of an opposition to being accommodation to newfags which I find to be detrimental to a culture such as /f/. 2/3
>> [_] Anon 3098758 >># >Similarly this sticky would be a piece of information that can help people who are willing to learn. I saved this for the end because it addresses my overall point. As i believe i have reiterated several times now, I believe that especially with such a private, out of the way community like /f/, its not beneficial to try and jumpstart newcomers into the group. People who truly want to be a part will take the time to learn, and flashes such as this one will be reposted over time, giving them insights into how /f/ works. But people who just want to quick and easy path into jumping into a community aren't always the best ones to invite in. Additionally I'd say that a guide also takes away some of the fun of actually learning to become a part of /f/'s culture and community, that its more interesting and enjoyable to lurk and slowly catch on to filenames, sauce finding techniques, and eventually become a full part of the community themselves. >I honestly would and here you are responding to one. Well, i doubt either of us can be considered the average internet user. Although, I can understand the want for a sticky, to help deal with renaming, and other problems. If anything, however, I would simply suggest a very small, and basic sticky that would include: Rules (Don't rename, use tags, etc.) How posting works (timer, post limit, archive, etc.) ^_^.swf Thats all. Doesnt need to be some huge thing, or even as big as this flash, tons of boards out there have some pretty simple stickies that still explain what's necessary. Character limit is a bitch 3/3
>> [_] Anon 3098763 Anyways, I've put in my 2 cents. It's getting pretty late here and I have work tomorrow, so I'll be going to bed. Although, if you still want to reply, I'll be sure to check the archive tomorrow to read. Best regards
>> [_] stickyman 3098764 >># Your clear cut and thought out responses have swayed me, maybe the reason nobody changes their mind on online debates is that they never go on a long time. I'm still making the flash, as a homage to this one, maybe it can be my essay that people will read. A simple sticky is probably the way to go, use ^_^.swf and add Rules (Don't rename, use tags, etc.), How posting works (timer, post limit, archive, etc.) as text overlaid on it.

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[_] General information thread Anon 3065260 Should this be posted regularly? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Hiroshima-Nagasaki 3065285 >># pls no, /f/ is a fairly small and sort of hermetic community. I am sure everybody grasps what's going on guite fast, if they don't comply it's because these are trolls who would not comply regardless of the shown rules. As for the swf itself, I'd add thursgay to the days of the week and remove the part about it being for just jp content.
>> [_] Anon 3065287 Yeah this place is pretty self explanatory.
>> [_] Anon 3065294 >># >># okay I won't post it again
>> [_] Anon 3065297 >># /f/ is for just jp content though. It's in the official rules.
>> [_] Anon 3065298 >># i hope another "search for burch" type of event happens again so you can post this :(
>> [_] Anon 3065303 >># >implying the rules are enforced on /f/
>> [_] Anon 3065326 >># >implying that this isn't outdated enough
>> [_] Anon 3065336 >># yeah sure buddy because there is literally no one asking for sauce anymore and know how to resize the window
>> [_] Anon 3065348 >># should be stickied
>> [_] Anon 3065352 It's just wrong without mentioning Thursgay
>> [_] Noko 3065354 Bump
>> [_] Anon 3065357 >># This swf is outdated as fuck, but it's better than nothing
>> [_] Anon 3065360 >># yeah I know it needs a rework but unfortunaly I don't have any idea how to edit flashes. Posted it b/c it looks like we have a lot new guys here.... >"sauce pls" etc.
>> [_] Anon 3065366 >># I've also seen an inordinate number of people "saging" or "bumping"
>> [_] Anon 3065367 Sauce on music?
>> [_] Anon 3065370 /f/ should have a one time popup like the one you get when you first visit 4chan "are you over 18?" but it would have information like: bumping doesn't do much, sauce is under flash or on swfchan, youtube posters should kill themselves etc.
>> [_] Anon 3065383 >no thursgay
>> [_] Anon 3065389 Does sage even work anymore? Or does it just not show up?

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[_] Anthony Burch 3053853 This is for everyone coming from /v/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] A. Nonny Moose 3053860 Nice DKC2 remix.
>> [_] Anon 3053897 never heard of "age" before.
>> [_] Anon 3053903 >># This still needs to be updated.
>> [_] Anon 3053928 >># Thursgay for instance
>> [_] Anon 3053940 >># Erm, not one bit of it is a remix. It's the original.
>> [_] Anon 3054198 >># Been gone for a while, what's up with /v/?
>> [_] Anon 3054205 /v/ was behind that shit 350 replies thread earlier? Doesn't even surprise me.
>> [_] Anon 3054207 >># Bit of a long story >for April fools 4chan's layout matches Google Plus complete with random names similar to Sheeky. >Boards try to get funny names related to their boards >Anthony Burch is someone in the video games industry and a literal cuck >/v/ has a meme were they post >mfw not Anthony Burch with happy reaction images >everyone on /v/ is trying to be Anthony Burch because it's funny >Someone starts a thread on /f/ with the name Anthony Burch because /f/ is the only board without forced random names >hundreds of people from /v/ flood /f/ thinking it's the source of the Anthony Burch get That's pretty much it, anyone correct me if I'm wrong. >># We can still be happy that the thread with the most number of posts on /f/ is still mostly /f/.

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[_] For Ryan... again Anon 3006795 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3006811 >># Needs update.
>> [_] Anon 3006842 Zeitgeist? <- newfag
>> [_] Anon 3006844 >># lurk moar you may learn a thing or two if you look for yourself
>> [_] partyhard !n21TE7QU8U 3006847 >># it needs one
>> [_] Anon 3006885 Can anyone still vouch for the decompiler listed in the flash, or is there a better one that you prefer? I've been thinking of getting one just to get the audio loops out of a couple of small flashes so I don't have to download the full song and create a cropped loop myself.
>> [_] Anon 3006893 Monday: Mongoloid Music Miku & other vocaloid music Tuesday: Touhou Thursday: Faggot shit Saturday: Weekend Inside Joke.swf (not always on Saturday exclusively) SoftSaturday.swf SaturdayNightYuri.swf Sunday: Monday Approaches.swf Wednesday & Friday have no notable trends that are routinely followed. Noko is no longer relevant, and the only trolls I see here are usually just screamers and renames. On a side note it is pretty amusing for people to frequently complain about youtube rips, when their own tutorial tells you how to do exactly that by wrapping a video in a .swf container.
>> [_] Anon 3006896 iv'e known all this for years, but what i do not know is why the flashes are different colors like pink light yellow and dark yellow i guess the boarders around the flash name are different colors and i'm basically asking why
>> [_] Anon 3006898 outdated as fuck
>> [_] Anon 3006903 >># The main list colors are alternated between a slightly lighter and a slightly darker shade to make it easier to read. Older flashes and ones generally marked for deletion are a noticeably darker color. Not sure if this is what you were talking about.
>> [_] Anon 3006906 >># yes it is, thanks
>> [_] Anon 3006908 source on music????
>> [_] Anon 3006909 >># Very meta.
>> [_] Anon 3006913 >># If this isn't a joke, open the flash in a new window. Go to "song plz?" page in the flash and and read it.
>> [_] Anon 3006923 >no thursgay
>> [_] Anon 3006928 you fukken hero

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[_] Anon 2978918
>> [_] Anon 2978919 Age
>> [_] Anon 2978927 how old is this?
>> [_] Anon 2978947 >># Could use with an update.
>> [_] Anon 2978999 As a newfag i learned a few things thanks Anon

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[_] For >># Anon 2974824 For >># Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2974876 bump
>> [_] Anon 2974882 >># forgot thursgay
>> [_] Anon 2974895 This needs to be updated, noko hasn't been a thing for a few years now, for example. Once it is updated, it also needs to be a sticky.
>> [_] Anon 2974907 >doesn't mention thursgay >># Once it gets fixed you can suggest as sticky in http://www.4chan.org/feedback
>> [_] Anon 2974917 someone should add a note about not being a requestfag
>> [_] Anon 2974920 >># That's what the page on how to find sauce is for. It should probably give more information on using swfchan though.
>> [_] Anon 2974936 >># >># fuck your queer ass shit
>> [_] Anon 2974943 >There was once a time where people were so autistic on /f/ that they were actually bothered if people noko'd when browser data saves it and it did literally nothing anyways
>> [_] Anon 2974945 >># >Once it gets fixed you can suggest as sticky in http://www.4chan.org/feedback awesome >># When the flash is updated, they could just add the paragraph below, except with a mention of some flashs showing the source when resized or by clicking either left or right. To find sources of flashs, you have to go to http://swfchan.com/ and search the title. When you find the flash (actually if, because people rename shit), go to it's page and click one of the names listed. From there, you can click "GET FILE >" to play it. Just above that button is "WIKI". Click on it. It'll take you to an archive of threads for the flash. Use the "find" function of your browser and search things "source", "sauce", "music", "anime", etc. and hope what you're looking for has been mentioned. For threads that have "end of preview" under them, you have to click the randomized string of letters above "ARCHIVED" and to the left of the thread link to see the whole thread.

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[_] for Only Juan Anon 2961048 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2961051 >sage as a downvote is this in there as a joke?
>> [_] Anon 2961067 "posting - You may post 2 files at any given time. If you try to post a 3rd not only will it not post but it will be added to the database and cannot be reposted for 24 hours." This could have prevented cancer. Also, REEEEE, DONT SPOONFEED THE NEWFAGS
>> [_] Anon 2961070 >># No, this is how it was always used in reality. Outside of /jp/ at least
>> [_] SAGE 2961077 SAGE GOES IN EVERY FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2961082 >># Yeah, only by newfags from 2006 onwards when they all flooded here. (and worse so in 2010 when triple that flooded here in the worst flood of retards this site has experienced)
>> [_] Anon 2961084 Really fucking outdated. Also, the "all files must be uniquely Japanese" is long gone. Really it's just a big circle jerk of memes, which sometimes are memes in japan too.
>> [_] Anon 2961090 >># >Really fucking outdated. It was actually updated to include [P] tag and new posting limits (2 files instead of 4). At the same time Suiseiki Sundays and few other days of the week died long before those changes, but they are still there. >Also, the "all files must be uniquely Japanese" is long gone. It's still in the rules.
>> [_] Anon 2961091 >># where's thursgay?
>> [_] Anon 2961095 >># Saging has always been used in the same way as a downvote on /f/. >># >>Also, the "all files must be uniquely Japanese" is long gone. It's still in the rules. It's long gone as it's outdated.
>> [_] Anon 2961104 >># It was never there in the first place nor should it ever be. Thursgay is just as cancerous as Potato Knishes
>> [_] Anon 2961106 >># >Saging has always been used in the same way as a downvote on /f/. By newfags only. On other boards downvote-saging had at least some sense, it was putting thread 1 post closer to bump limit and thus death. On /f/ all "sagers" were always treated like retards. >It's long gone as it's outdated. It's STILL in the fucking rules and it doesn't matter if it's not enforced for the last 7+ years.
>> [_] Anon 2961109 ITT: stupid faggots arguing in a retard nigger like manner to amuse their kike overlords
>> [_] Anon 2961115 >># >>Saging has always been used in the same way as a downvote on /f/. By newfags only. On other boards downvote-saging had at least some sense, it was putting thread 1 post closer to bump limit and thus death. On /f/ all "sagers" were always treated like retards. ok >It's STILL in the fucking rules and it doesn't matter if it's not enforced for the last 7+ years. It's the definition of outdated, lol.
>> [_] Anon 2961119 >># How can you fuck up quoting two times in a row? >It's the definition of outdated But it's not "gone" because it's STILL THERE
>> [_] Anon 2961120 >># >How can you fuck up quoting two times in a row? I'm a stupid faggot retard nigger. >But it's not "gone" because it's STILL THERE Long gone is obviously not meant to be taken literally.
>> [_] Anon 2961122 >ITT: stupid faggots arguing in a retard nigger like manner to amuse their kike overlords
>> [_] Anon 2961134 >># It is still a rule. Until it is removed from the rules page, it doesn't defeat its purpose. Thing is, we here, on /f/, actually still like non-eastern content as well. However, sadly a plague of anti-Japan cunts have infected this site around 2010 when a massive number of people flooded here from a bunch of normie websites. (particularly /v/) It would be like a bunch of people going to a car forum and suddenly turning it in to a music forum because the music forum in the off-topic category just decided "hey, you know what, i fucking hate cars, fuck you, stop posting cars on this car forum". Fuck moot and his shit opinion and allowing it. He could have prevented it. But by then, moot had already become a bit of a normalcunt himself so he never cared. Even Snacks is pretty much the same faggot he was in 2005, just better and in higher definition.
>> [_] Anon 2961148 >># >downvote kindly fuck off
>> [_] Anon 2961154 >># I don't understand. Why would you quote downvote while responding to him, telling him to fuck off, when he clearly made a post moking the use of sage as a downvote?
>> [_] Anon 2961155 >># >># And by "moking" I mean "mocking."
>> [_] Anon 2961162 >># Because he's a stupid faggot, duh.
>> [_] Anon 2961168 ONE NAKED MAN!
>> [_] Anon 2961171 TWO NAKED MEN!
>> [_] Anon 2961178 THREE NAKED MEN!
>> [_] Anon 2961181 IV NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 2961182 FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 2961183 FIVE NAKED ME!

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[_] Spoonfeeding Anon 2949183 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2949347 This ship is sinking, and unless we get some mod action, we will perish in the flames of poor quality reposts and overused memes
>> [_] Anon 2949350 >># this shit is half wrong and out of date also fuck newfags let them fuck up and maybe (like 1 in a million chance) get banned
>> [_] Anon 2949355 >># >getting banned on /f/ They'd have to post straight up CP
>> [_] Anon 2949356 >># ooooh do you got any?
>> [_] Anon 2949359 >># nah i got banned for a day for posting loli, specifically botewanko_00.swf
>> [_] Anon 2949366 >># don't want lolis, want real cp one of these days I will go to Philippians to fuck a real 8 year old
>> [_] Anon 2949370 >># YOU'RE NOT MY MOM
>> [_] Anon 2949380 >no mention of thursgay >no explanation of Hoods as part of board culture >content must be "uniquely japanese" Long overdue update when?
>> [_] Anon 2949383 >># we've had that before actually. don't know if they were banned, but it involved a japenese schoolgirl getting molested in a classroom.
>> [_] Anon 2949385 >># >># it should be on swfchan then. assuming you're not a newfag, go get it and leave us be,
>> [_] Anon 2949456 >># hoods was there thursgay is retarded uniquely japanese content is still a rule
>> [_] Anon 2949467 >># >uniquely japanese content is still a rule is it really a rule if it's never enforced?
>> [_] Anon 2949472 >># it would be enforced if we had mods. we just have no mods.
>> [_] Anon 2949474 >># which means because everybody has forgotten about us, we're technically even more rules free than /b/, since no law will ever be enforced. one of the benefits of being the ghetto I suppose. No law enforecement. Where is the hood at you ask? Right here. /f/ is where the hood is at.
>> [_] Anon 2949486 >># If mods enforced that, /f/ truly would be dead. Yes it would cut down on all the shitty converted youtube vids being posted and some other garbage, but there are plenty of good flashes that have nothing to do with japan. The board's slow enough without restricting what people can post.
>> [_] Anon 2949489 >># kek

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[_] why is this not a sticky? Anon 2907703 it would be kind of difficult to place a sticky without it being to awkward with this board's layout, sure.. but i still think its worth a shot. are there any other reasons for this not to be a sticky? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2907723 >are there any other reasons for this not to be a sticky? I found 12 /f/ 101 >Implies that noko isn't default >Implies that there is still an email field >Implies that "age" is a term people use in 2015 >"Use sage as a downvote, and encourage others to use sage as downvote too!" >Info about how often you can post flashes is inaccurate posting >Shows the old posting box with a password field >Implies that mods enforce /f/'s 4 local rules song plz? >No mention of 4plebs.org/f/ days of the week >Literally none of these are a thing anymore >Only real "Thing of the day" on modern /f/ is thursgay trolling terminology >Justhowlin and zeitgeist are no longer a thing >Probably some stuff that needs to be added
>> [_] Anon 2907724 I'd suggest a sticky for /f/ that looks like an announcement with it just saying "if you want source for a flash go to swfchan.com".
>> [_] Anon 2907756 >noko That's a strange way to spell "Minus 8 - Koopa Girl"
>> [_] Anon 2907765 >># This, although 2husday still exists as well. >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2907781 /f/ should be moved from Anime to Random tbh.
>> [_] Anon 2907785 Half the shit posts would go away if /f/ didn't act so vitriolic to them. Losing your god damn shit on obvious trolls who post that Minus 8 thing only encourages others to.
>> [_] Anon 2907798 >># >although 2husday... come on, now...
>> [_] Anon 2907810 >># ? According to 4plebs on 2015-09-15 (Tuesday) there were 28 touholu related flashes posted on /f/. 29 if you count 0x40 hues since it has few 2hu characters as well.
>> [_] Anon 2907813 >># Look, if there's anything certain individuals on /f/ do well, it's feed the trolls.
>> [_] Anon 2907814 >># fuck off
>> [_] Anon 2907816 >># fuck off
>> [_] Anon 2907817 >># >no mongol monday
>> [_] Anon 2907818 >># kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 2907821 >># I browse /f/ now for half a year and learned that shit all by myself, kinda disappointing. >># I agree, but Miku Monday and Touhou tuesday are still kinda forced. Someone should update and replace justhowlin with mongols.
>> [_] Anon 2907827 >># also if the mod(s) were to put up a sticky they would want it to have all the information from the rules page, which says that every flash has to be uniquely Japanese and nobody want that.

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[_] sauce faggotry is getting unbearable Anon 2900939 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2900947 pin this shit on top of the board for crying out loud
>> [_] Anon 2900980 >>#
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2900985 >># Would be nice if /f/ had an announcement-like sticky.
>> [_] Anon 2900987 >># This is actually really nice
>> [_] Anon 2901006 tbh I learned how to /f/ from one of these
>> [_] Anon 2901010 You can really see the age on this >no thursgay >all these days of the week that really aren't popular anymore
>> [_] Anon 2901013 >WTF wednesday really old
>> [_] Anon 2901015 what is noko?
>> [_] Anon 2901030 I'm surprised how this flash has has new posting limitations (2 files per day instead of 4) and [P] tag yet it mentions things that died long long before those changes. Also >age Pure cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2901040 >># oh is the flash posting limit back to 2 per day? It was like that for a long time until around this summer when it was changed to some ungodly high limit and I think that there was no 24hr timer on posting the same file.
>> [_] Anon 2901052 >># >># I'm so glad that whoever is in charge now cares about us so much that he informs us about all the changes that happens to /f/
>> [_] Anon 2901059 >># There is no one left. Not even someone willing to sweep the leaves off the graves.
>> [_] Anon 2901061 >># didn't someone took moot's place? I mean he had to promote some mod or whoever to run this shit I mean it's not like he just abandoned us without pointing out anyone that will take care of us, right. right?
>> [_] Anon 2901062 >># changes were always spontaneous and unexplained, and not only on /f/. I think the only time I've seen moot post here is when he increased the filesize limit too 10mb
>> [_] Anon 2901067 sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2901075 >># It was 4 posts per day for a long time until it was changed in 2013 (I think). But you had to wait 4 days to repost a flash. If there were any temporary changes this summer I'm not aware of them, since I post very rarely.
>> [_] Anon 2901078 >># the 4 days rule should really come back
>> [_] Anon 2901081 >># I am really sick of seeing Minus 8 - Koopa Girl every 24 hours.
>> [_] Anon 2901083 >># >># >># >># >># >># oh dang well maybe would could ask for an /f/ blotter or something from the feedback page. We were able to get swfchan taken off of the spamfilter before. http://www.4chan.org/feedback
>> [_] Anon 2901086 >># >only 10 replies in 2015 I probably have more chances to get reply from Obama.
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2901087 >># They look at the feedback people send them they just only make some things publicly available if they feel it is useful for people. It's just like bans, only a little percentage of bans are done publicly but there are hundreds of bans a day.
>> [_] Anon 2901091 >># >># >># >># >># I agree. Someone should make an updated version of this, an it should be stickied to the top.
>> [_] Anon 2901102 >># age xD
>> [_] Anon 2901131 >># Bump

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[_] Since there seem to be so many newfags today Anon 2890948 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2890960 TIL
>> [_] Anon 2890967 >open low resolution swf in browser >fits to the edge, looks like shit wat do?
>> [_] Anon 2890985 BUMP
>> [_] Anon 2890991 bump
>> [_] Anon 2891011 >># >># >bumping Did you even look at what was posted? >># >TIL >>>/reddit/
>> [_] Anon 2891012 Or learn how via making mistakes and being called a faggot like the rest of us.
>> [_] Anon 2891014 >># but anon-kun, people dont learn from their mistakes because they themselves are mistakes
>> [_] Anon 2891035 why for you so butthurt, OP? did someone rename a flash? did OP see someone rename a flash? did someone use the wrong tag? did somebody see a flash with the wrong tag? kek, who gives a fuck about that shit? thing's out of date, anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2891044 >># >># >>wanting more cancerous newfags
>> [_] Anon 2891054 >># >thinking /f/ was ever not full of shit people would call cancer > thinking most of the people on /f/ visit frequently enough to give a shit about the etiquette, anyway >muh filenames >cancerous newfags >forced memes these are concerns and misconceptions of faggots that probably don't understand what 4chan is very well, and are probably quite new, themselves
>> [_] Anon 2891055 No mention of gay stuff. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHH HHHHHH.
>> [_] Anon 2891062 >no Thursgay FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 2891065 this could do with an update after all these years, especially the last part about video and decompilers also >old post form >e-mail instead of faggy "options" >no captcha ;__;
>> [_] Anon 2891085 >># faggot >>>/y/ >>>/lgbt/ >>>/cm/ >># this is way too outdated to post anymore, there isn't really any new visitors to /f/ anyway because everybody goes to /b/. >inb4 ">implying that newfags don't swf"
>> [_] Anon 2891086 >># /b/ is the worst board.
>> [_] Anon 2891087 >># it's gone to shit in later years. but it used to be somewhat better. and to be honest /s4s/ is probably the worst
>> [_] Anon 2891088 >># seems to be plenty of new /f/riends coming here, judging from comments
>> [_] Anon 2891089 >># /s4s/ is better than /b/. Every board is.
>> [_] Anon 2891093 >># if you mean THAT way, then sure it is.
>> [_] Anon 2891098 >># >/s4s/ is probably the worst >not understanding that /s4s/ is the more self-aware, logical conclusion of a culture based around memes from the mid-2000s that people remember too fondly. this nigguh probably doesn't believe in evolution.
>> [_] Anon 2891105 stop
>> [_] Anon 2891113 >># >arrested development Enjoy your 240p plebvideo flashes & >>>/s4s/ >># HAMMERTIME

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[_] Anon 2862163 I want youtube to leave Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2862177 >># along with AMVs, screamers (such as xiao mei mei) and all the thursgay videos
>> [_] Anon 2862185 >># AMVs and MADs can stay, in limited doses (this is a "japanese-themed board" after all) But yes, I agree everything else must go
>> [_] Anon 2862188 >># then go have your fucking double standards somewhere else you nigger moot bless the nonexistent mods enforcing the rules may he rest in piss
>> [_] Anon 2862235 >># >doesn't want thursgay flashes >literally a section about day of the week themes
>> [_] Anon 2862249 >># >literally not one of the days there
>> [_] Anon 2862251 >># this is from back when miku monday was still a thing
>> [_] Anon 2862255 This thing is so fucking stupid /f/ is for everyone I'll post what I want FUCKING /F/ NORMIES LEEEAAAAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 2862257 song sauce???
>> [_] Anon 2862274 >># fuck off reddit
>> [_] Anon 2862294 >># >screamers (xiao mei mei) I don't think you know what that word means.
>> [_] Anon 2862297 >># I didn't know how to call john cena, iron man, takeo ishi, potato knishes and others so I just call them screamers because that's what their purpose is anyway
>> [_] Anon 2862298 >># A screamer is something that starts off as something legit like a game or a loop but then turns into a jump scare, usually with a scream.
>> [_] Anon 2862299 >># the normies would be the ones posting youtube videos
>> [_] Anon 2862304 >># I for one come here on /f/ to explore, to find new stuff and so far I've found a lot of interesting shit here, which many were /youtuberip/s
>> [_] Anon 2862317 >still no explanation as to why I have to save every flash under the /f/ consensus name aside from "it's trolling" if I don't maximum autism
>> [_] noko 2862322 >noko goes in all fields
>> [_] Anon 2862323 >># It tricks people into clicking flashes they've already seen, or alternatively messes up people's flash folders. On top of that, it's often done by newfags who try to make some sort of joke (a la /v/ filename threads), which in 99% of cases isn't funny.
>> [_] Anon 2862330 >># This board would die tho because most of the users of /f/ can't make their own content with flash.

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[_] Anon 2847545 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2847557 >># It needs Thursgay
>> [_] Anon 2847563 SAGE
>> [_] SAGEH 2847571 Where the fuck is thursgay?
>> [_] Anon 2847573 >># Good point. Where the fuck IS thursgay? POST MOAR GAY DAMMIT
>> [_] Anon 2847575 Fuck thursgay
>> [_] Anon 2847576 >># FUCK YOU.
>> [_] Anon 2847578 >># Doing it right now.
>> [_] Anon 2847580 >># Today just feels weird without te gais
>> [_] Anon 2847582 >># Really? Well grow a couple more inches--I can barely feel it.
>> [_] Anon 2847583 Can't you post more than 2 files still?
>> [_] Anon 2847585 >days of the week >miku day Monday >touhou Tuesday >wtf Wednesday >no thursgay although informative bretty gud 8/10
>> [_] Anon 2847588 >1. People don't give a shit about rules anymore (because moderation is nonexistent) >2. Post limit have been removed. >3. Tags are irrelevant, but still useful to define content >4. Where the fuck is thursgay
>> [_] Anon 2847606 ive been here for almost a year and i didnt know you were supposed to post japanese crelated content
>> [_] Anon 2847613 >># >># >># This was made back in '11 There was no thusgay and it only listed a few examples for the time. The advice is still relevant though: Participate or don't, but don't bitch about it.
>> [_] Anon 2847614 >># http://www.4chan.org/rules#f Rule 1 But there's no mods so....
>> [_] Anon 2847621 >># This Also the fucking resizing because people have been terrible about that
>> [_] Anon 2847661 i never understood why it says to use "age" i havent seen age used in like 10 years
>> [_] SAGEH 2847678 >># basically who gives a shit post what you want is how I've seen it all these years
>> [_] Anon 2847686 /f/'s population would be even smaller if rule 1 was actually enforced
>> [_] Anon 2847687 >># >age newfag meme tbh

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[_] please sticky this Anon 2807701
>> [_] Anon 2807716 >suiseiseki sunday >where have the times
>> [_] Anon 2807720 this is all stuff you should figure our within like a week of casual browsing,
>> [_] Anon 2807723 [A]- weebshit cancer [J]- slightly less weebshit cancer [L]- mixed bag. usually weebshit AMVs [H]- hentai or LOLSORANDUMBITRIKEDU. [P]- ripped from efukt [G]- gachimuchi
>> [_] Anon 2807726 >># >># >no thursgay
>> [_] Anon 2807731 >># pretty much
>> [_] Anon 2807734 >all uploads should be uniquely japanese AHAHAHAHAHA Fuck the retard who made this "rule"
>> [_] Anon 2807767 >># It is in one the real rules for the board.
>> [_] Anon 2807768 >># so funny that you had to type "ahahahahahahh" right? so that way we all know how funny you thought it was
>> [_] Anon 2807773 >do not noko on /f/ Takes me back.
>> [_] Anon 2807777 >># What do you think [G] is?
>> [_] Anon 2807782 >># Everyone knows it's just an excuse to delete something arbitrarily IF NEEDED.
>> [_] Anon 2807812 >># Granola?
>> [_] Anon 2807819 >># about the only days observed anymore are touhou tuesday and thursgay
>> [_] Anon 2807820 >># summer pls
>> [_] Anon 2807822 >># cancer
>> [_] Anon 2807824 >># bump
>> [_] Anon 2807832 >># 1. All uploaded files should be uniquely Japanese (pertain to Japanese culture). "Run of the mill" content is to be had elsewhere. its almost as if people dont read the rules before posting :^)
>> [_] Anon 2807840 There are rules here ?
>> [_] Anon 2807844 >># Then wouldn't this flash be considered rulebreaking?
>> [_] Anon 2807846 >># >Soviet Sunday
>> [_] Anon 2807856 >># /f/ has definitely strayed away from that rule, and it's not really ever enforced. Really it's just there to shut up the faggots that get butt-annihilated about "ANIMU? On MY 4chan?"

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[_] Anon 2776696
>> [_] Anon 2776727 >># No one ever has their volume over 25 when going to /f/. You new here?
>> [_] Anon 2776734 >># we need to update this to include thursgays and other newer stuff.
>> [_] Anon 2776739 >># thursgay, siscon sunday, better ways to convert videos and replace justhowlin.swf and zeitgeist spams (thanks glorios warriors who fell in that war) with recent stuff that is now relevant (I'd vote for MY BENIS DIED TODAY)
>> [_] Anon 2776757 >Implying intentionally misusing tags isn't fun
>> [_] Anon 2776758 someone should change the official rule of exclusively Japanese stuff
>> [_] Anon 2776765 is it possible for the converters it suggests to be able to turn a webM into a swf file?
>> [_] Anon 2776774 >># I think it's a good rule to have as long as it remains usually unenforced like now. It's a good way to have a reason to ban cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2776793 >># problem with it is even cancer doesn't get banned. i don't even remember the last time something was actually banned from /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2776795 Thanks, been trying to find this for a while and couldn't remember the title.
>> [_] Anon 2776803 >># You are a terrible, terrible person.
>> [_] Anon 2776805 >># It shall be done.
>> [_] Anon 2776855 So what ever happened to the 4chan /f/lash archives?
>> [_] Anon 2776861 >># It's still there. https://www.4chan.org/flash On main /f/ index, hit the Start a New Thread link and some stuff appears under it with the link to the archive there. Various extensions, even the inline one, makes it not as visible, but it is still there.
>> [_] Anon 2776898 WHAT DAYS THE PORN DAY?!
>> [_] Uncle 2776900 >># Thats every day
>> [_] Anon 2776986 bump
>> [_] sage 2777004 >># sage

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[_] Anon 2752565 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2752571 This should get pinned to /f/ official rules.
>> [_] Anon 2752594 no thursgay but why not?
>> [_] sage 2752596 >># GTFO
>> [_] Anon 2752598 >># because that is something they should find on their own.
>> [_] Anon 2752599 >># it's v1.4b there might be a newer version, but I don't know. Somebody can update it right?
>> [_] Anon 2752641 bump
>> [_] Anon 2752655 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSns0Jw3 hqE for anyone wondering about song sauce
>> [_] Anon 2752663 >All uploaded files should be uniquely japanese (pertaining to japanese culture). "run of the mill" content is to be had elsewhere. Is this still true? I like all the jap stuff but it seems dumb to discourage everything else. I like everything that is posted on /f/ (overall). The only thing that happens when people post japanese stuff is that everyone asks for source and nobody knows it.
>> [_] TheGame 2752667 >># spoonfeeder
>> [_] Anon 2752669 >># It's in the official rules, but I can't think of a time when I've seen it enforced.
>> [_] Anon 2752674 >># Good to know. I only come to /f/ occasionally and regret all the time I spent before discovering it.
>> [_] Anon 2752680 >># fuck off
>> [_] Anon 2752697 /f/ is not for anime. There's actually a .swf that says death to anime posted sometimes.
>> [_] Anon 2752704 >># who are they spoonfeeding to? no one asked for sauce so there's no point is discouraging it
>> [_] Anon 2752717 >># LOL.

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[_] /f/'s Guardian !AngelmbOyc 2746513
>> [_] !T6/TripFag 2746548 This probably ought to be updated eventually. Alas.
>> [_] /f/'s Guardian !AngelmbOyc 2746553 >># Yeah, the days of the week are certainly dated, but most of it is still useful. Worth being posted every now and then.
>> [_] Anon 2746556 >># Indeed, thursgay has taken over.
>> [_] Anon 2746568 Totally called the song, too. Donkey Kong has an under-appreciated OST, I feel. Not unappreciated, but doesn't have quite the same level of reputation that other Nintendo games have.

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[_] Da rules, read 'em /f/'s Guardian !AngelmbOyc 2731983 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2732183 fuck you nigger
>> [_] Anon 2732184 kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 2732207 >># Nice,I appreciate your effort.
>> [_] Anon 2732210 >># >no thursgay as day of the week
>> [_] Anon 2732214 >># >sage in email Shit is old as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2732218 >># sage is invisible but still working
>> [_] Anon 2732235 >># Yeah but it's called the options field now isn't it? Or is it just my X.

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[_] Anon 2699434 comply or go die
>> [_] Anon 2699437 just gonna throw this out for train of thought, but swftools swfextract can pretty much get any content you need. i believe there is also a gui available but its pretty simple to use even by command line standards.
>> [_] /f/'s guardian angel !NaBkaQH8LU 2699447 This should be a sticky!
>> [_] Anon 2699451 should add thursgay

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[_] Chemotherapy for /f/ Anon 2696387 Knowledge is power, faggots. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2696397 >># whoa, thanks faggot! you really have enlightened me today!
>> [_] Anon 2696399 So, how did Thursgay start?
>> [_] CaptainMooMoos 2696404 This is helpful, thank you. But now I am going to try and post three things.
>> [_] Anon 2696410 >># With Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend.swf. From there, people learned about Gachimuchi videos, and it gained momentum up to the point it became a named day.
>> [_] Anon 2696416 >># Oh, okay. Thanks for the info.
>> [_] Anon 2696417 bump.
>> [_] Anon 2696439 >># sage
>> [_] Anon 2696457 >># sage is not a downvote op is a fag
>> [_] Anon 2696466 >># bump
>> [_] Anon 2696492 >># Far from a bad tutorial, but not quite yet complete. This deserves a place in the archive, or at least a permanent link on the main page. Also, nothing about Knishes, Thursgay, Street Racing Saturday, Waifu Wednesday, Yee, or other miscellaneous memes worth noting.
>> [_] Anon 2696493 >># You do realise how old this shit is, right?
>> [_] Anon 2696496 >># This archive should probably be worth noting as well. I personally prefer this to swfchan. http://archive.4plebs.org/f/
>> [_] Anon 2696497 >># this, why do people still say use swfchan when 4plebs /f/ archive is way fucking better
>> [_] Anon 2696500 >># Not really...but all the more reason it needs to be updated.
>> [_] Anon 2696503 >># the fact that it has shit like noko and sage being mentioned makes it obvious enough. do those even work anymore? I dont see anyone using them ever.
>> [_] Anon 2696515 >># I don't know about /f/ but sages are invisible now, in other boards I sage all the time, it's a shame people don't now how to use it correctly.
>> [_] Anon 2696520 >># wait people don't know how to use it correctly? it's not very hard, plus it's on the faq I'm pretty sure
>> [_] Anon 2696525 >># I mean that people think sage is a downvote or that saging it's always bad, and it won't surprise me that newfags don't know what is a sage.
>> [_] Anon 2696564 >># >won't surprise me that newfags don't know what is a sage. Man, times sure are changing quickly.

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[_] For any new/f/riends !T6/TripFag 2629991 And I know you're out there. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2630074 days of the week are outdated. I haven't seen suieiseki sunday, WTF wednesday and caturday referenced outside this flash. Also thursgay should be added. also for the song sauce, very rarely the flash can have it in the right click menu.
>> [_] Anon 2630081 Somone should add [G]AY thursday
>> [_] Anon 2630093 We still get newfriends? What the hell
>> [_] Anon 2630099 >># Your new is showing, Anon-kun. Outdated, but still very good.
>> [_] Anon 2630118 I'm surprised by the tools they suggest. I would have just recommended FFMPEG.
>> [_] Anon 2630124 I love how this guide keeps going on about /f/ rule #1 when the flash itself doesn't even abide it.
>> [_] Anon 2630141 >All uploaded files should be uniquely Japanese >allahu akbar ok
>> [_] Anon 2630162 I prefer to use the Porn tag to deceive people
>> [_] Anon 2630171 You Forgot Thursgay
>> [_] Anon 2630223 >># >must be uniquely japanese (hasn't been true in like, 5 years) >no mention of ThursG♂y in the daily themes How old IS this thing? Update your flash PSAnon
>> [_] Brother in /f/ 2630231 >># tool that can compile swf to specyfic sieze? (10240 KB)

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[_] Anon 2530282
>> [_] Anon 2530301 >># First day here, thanks m8
>> [_] Anon 2530302 This is missing Thursgay
>> [_] Anon 2530308 >># (SUPA DONKI KONGU TSU) Donkey Kong Country 2 - School House Harmony. Composer: David Wise. Yes, THE David Wise. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irt_Qho7Y BQ
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 2530309 >># the most important day of the week for OP
>> [_] Anon 2530349 "then the episode with the penis popped up" Well. That's what new people think.

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[_] Don't forget Sunday Anon 2517610
>> [_] Anon 2517653 >outdated >no mention of thursgay faggot shit
>> [_] Anon 2517681 no mention of the doctor and the daily dose T_T
>> [_] Anon 2517701 >Rule #1 My SIDES. Japan content is hardly ever interesting on that board, what I like about it is when there's a diversity of content from all types of places and interests. >Actually thinks most cancerous content on this board is Loli and random animegirls screaming into some form of song.
>> [_] Anon 2517746 3th? 3TH?????

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[_] lrn2f like a real /f/rappuccino Faggot-Sama 2441127 I saw someone ask why on /f/ so I decided why not, last post for the meh Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2441152 thanks anon
>> [_] Anon 2441168 Too bad there's nothing to help with finding vid sources when people don't work and filenames are never consistent
>> [_] Anon 2441200 >># >Post .swf of how2/f/ >Can't even follow own example and post under [L]
>> [_] Anon 2441259 >># "all uploaded files must be uniquely Japanese" fucking faggots
>> [_] Anon 2441272 >># No thursgay in the day list?
>> [_] Anon 2441276 no mention of potato knishes?
>> [_] Anon 2441304 >># This was before that advanced cancer showed up. This was when we merely had regular cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2441311 Song sauce?
>> [_] Faggot-Sama 2441336 >># Figure it out yourself, there's a big hint in the flash.

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[_] For >># SimulationAnon 2435483
>> [_] Anon 2435503 That thing about posting a 3rd file means it's added to the DB and can't be posted for 24 hours is wrong though. It most certainly can be after you delete one of your first two files. So yeah. Nice work.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2435513 >># 'twas like that for some time. File needs to be updated not only on that.
>> [_] Anon 2435668 Please Jesus, after years on this board, I still have no idea why some of them are red??
>> [_] Anon 2435676 I can't upload anything anymore because the captcha resets before the file uploads and causes the upload to fail.
>> [_] Anon 2435678 >># Try refreshing the captcha and solving it really speedy right before you submit, after you've already got everything else ready. Or join the pass master race.
>> [_] Anon 2435681 >># It means it is marked for deletion because its old also, oldfag here, what happened to Soviet Sunday?
>> [_] Anon 2435683 >># >I still have no idea why some of them are red?? Are you talking about the 5 flashes that are a darker shade of pink? If so, they are the flashes that are going to be pushed off the board first when new content is posted. I usually watch them first when I get on /f/. >># Same happens to me if I try to post something over 6mb thanks to Ausfailian internet.
>> [_] Anon 2435689 >># >># Thank you so much! >># Shoot man, I dunno. Just for you: >>#
>> [_] Anon 2435698 >># Thanks

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[_] For all you summer Anon 2429812 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2429818 no thursgay etc.
>> [_] Anon 2429942 This is so outdated, but who cares? There are no mods on /f/ anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2429955 >># I don't know about that, the last W invasion was shut down pretty quick
>> [_] Anon 2429983 >># Also you get b& for pony anything (except the hood one) despite it not being to post flashes to /mlp/
>> [_] Anon 2429993 >># i dont think most summerfags know /f/ exists

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[_] The Rules Anon 2411486 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2411487 touhou tuesday needs its description updated to "Touhou is a shitty japanese dojin bullet hell game series only for no-taste plebians"
>> [_] Anon 2411488 >># HA HA HA, yeah lets fuck your idea
>> [_] Anon 2411491 >># I'm pretty sure that you're >>#. Am I right?
>> [_] Anon 2411584 This shit is beyond outdated.
>> [_] Anon 2411622 >no thursgay outdated
>> [_] Anon 2411655 >># There are 2 boards for gay shit. Thursgay is just faggots spamming shit.
>> [_] Anon 2411665 bump >because rules
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2411671 I really should fix this, I only just noticed that I broke part of Anon's arm, and sage needs updating since it's transparent now. I will never add thursgay, that's just a /jp/ and NND thing. >yfw Synonymous will never update this again
>> [_] Anon 2411678 >WTF wednesday >On wednesday you may see content that makes you"WTF?" I fucking cringed, old internet truly was a dark time
>> [_] Anon 2411687 >># There are around 5 boards for toohoo shit. Toohoo Tuesday is just faggots spamming shit.
>> [_] Anon 2411691 This flash is invalid until thursgay is added
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2411697 >># Feel free to add it yourself. Oh, wait...
>> [_] Anon 2411700 >># Thank you OP, now I won't be looking at newfags anymore. >tfw being a newfag, I have no right to say that. >tfw i have no right to say jack shit. >tfw i should kill myself. FEELSGOODBRO

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[_] how 2 /f/ Anon 2404035
>> [_] Anon 2404101 >># age
>> [_] Anon 2404165 music sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2404198 >># still don't know how to ef
>> [_] Anon 2404202 why is Thursgay not on the official list? Also, "all uploaded files should be uniquely japanese" Pretty sure that's not a thing unless it's tagged [J] Because a lot of the best things about /f/ have nothing to do with japan.
>> [_] Anon 2404207 >># This flash is very old and outdated and you can't read. Official rules of 4chan's /f/ board restated for you convenience: >All uploaded files should be uniquely Japanese (pertain to Japanese culture). "Run of the mill" content is to be had elsewhere. >Posting retail Flash files or Flash exploits is prohibited. >The tagging of uploaded files is mandatory. Improperly tagged items may be removed without notice. Abuse of the tagging system may result in temporary ban. >If your file is to be tagged as "[?] Other", re-examine the first rule before submission. Just because the rules aren't enforced doesn't mean they don't exist. Also Thursgay is a shit.

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[_] Remember Sunday Anon 2372350 Desu~
>> [_] Anon 2372355 Music sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2372356 it would be useful if the mods stickied this, but I'm pretty sure flashes can't or will not ever get stickied.
>> [_] Anon 2372357 I've always wondered why /f/ is only one page. I could spend hours and hours just clicking through this shit but no.
>> [_] Anon 2372358 >># 4chan's crap servers probably can't handle it.
>> [_] Anon 2372365 >># Its fine imho. I think it would have more spam and problems if they did more pages. one is fine to keep the content organized, but this isn't the case for most days just on Miku Monday for example its when it works since most come to see some Vocaloids. Try swfchan if you want to look at what happened in the previous days, etc. I know its not the same but still its the closest we have.
>> [_] Anon 2372415 >># Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest OST - Kong Kollege Composer: David Wise http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJJM1F-Nf Ak https://twitter.com/David_Wise http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wise_ %28composer%29
>> [_] Anon 2372424 >># Hey, >># here It's a really good game for SNES you should play it. David Wise is an amazing composer, but it's also one of the best platform games of its era. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdLItBSdW 9s
>> [_] Anon 2372442 >># You could browse swfchan.

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[_] Anon 2363496 420 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2363594 pls explan zeitgeist
>> [_] Anon 2363614 >># basically a bunch of conspi-retards
>> [_] Anon 2363616 >># Let me help you with an example. >https://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/23635 44

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[_] Anon 2361353 lrn2 /f/, please. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2361378 >># This needs an update.
>> [_] Anon 2361381 Mods, can we get a sticky of this pls
>> [_] bestgirl !fDTtXetqEU 2361388 >implying anybody gives a shit about if something pertains to Japanese culture anymore. OP is worstgirl.
>> [_] Anon 2361392 >># > mods > on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2361395 bump
>> [_] sage sage 2361396 sage
>> [_] Anon 2361405 Rules are for fags.
>> [_] Anon 2361407 Wait, what? I though sage was used to prevent off-topic discussion in a thread from bumping it up to the top
>> [_] Anon 2361415 Hey, mang, I like your style.
>> [_] Anon 2361442 >># >sticky >on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2361443 >># Well, I mean, they're still the official rules. They haven't changed. Neither has the lack of actually japanese content.
>> [_] Anon 2361444 I approve.
>> [_] Anon 2361454 >># It's still a good rule. It's like how they sent mobsters to prison for tax evasion because they couldn't get them on anything else. If someone is spamming the board with jew pancake shit, a global mod (because god knows /f/ doesn't have janitors) could delete it in good conscience under the Japanese culture rule.
>> [_] Anon 2361467 Thursgay needs to be added to the list
>> [_] Anon 2361541 Where's Potato Knishes?!

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[_] I feel this is of important Anon 2339868 In other news: My fingers are fucking numb. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2339891 thursgay they forgot thursgay. on an unrelated note: >sauce on flash?
>> [_] Anon 2339943 And now we know! Because knowing is half the battle!
>> [_] Anon 2339965 >># Done >http://i.imgur.com/RXYQHmV.png
>> [_] Anon 2340017 song plz?

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[_] Remember Sunday Anon 2333731 Save this .swf if you find it useful.
>> [_] Anon 2333735 How informative.
>> [_] Anon 2333737 lol im jus gun keep shittposting anthere nothng u can do to stop me
>> [_] Anon 2333738 Rule 1: No spoon feeding.
>> [_] Anon 2333744 Never heard of age before, what's its exact function?
>> [_] Anon 2333745 >># It shows people that you're an oldfag.
>> [_] Anon 2333811 >># No Saturday Yuri ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2333815 >># sort of like bump, used on futaba channel and used to be used a 4chan a while ago. Pointless on /f/ but, like the flash says, shows approval.
>> [_] Anon 2333816 >># Technically the weekend is free game for multiple things. Yuri is one of them(and one of the best) >inb4 HardSaturday/SoftSaturday
>> [_] Anon 2333819 i'm surprised there was no mention of potato kinishes
>> [_] Anon 2333837 Rule 1: Always spoon feed, if only to piss off those who don't like it.
>> [_] Anon 2333844 >># 下げる as opposed to 上げる
>> [_] Anon 2333845 >># because knishes is forced meme which means you can go fuck yourself
>> [_] Anon 2333846 bumping and epic bread
>> [_] Anon 2333863 Learn to tag people.
>> [_] Anon 2333864 >># Thursgay is more legit than knishes. Sanic as well.
>> [_] Anon 2333865 >># It was made before kinishes. It mentions zeitgeist which was the cancer before kinishes was the cancer but it isn't really relevant anymore.

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[_] Anon 2292076 this needs updating
>> [_] Anon 2292083 >># >sage >used to express distaste And this is why Moot made sage invisible, because no one except that one board used it correctly.
>> [_] Anon 2292086 >># Incorrect. Sage took on a new meaning in its use. Much like a language, things change over time. Like Greentext, which is used for more than just direct quoting these days. Sage
>> [_] Anon 2292109 >uniquely japanese
>> [_] Anon 2292115 >># How about for a mac? The tools?
>> [_] Anon 2292143 bump

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[_] FOR EVERY GODDAMN NEWFAG Anon 2257331 GODDAMMIT WHY DON'T YOU FAGGOTS EVER FUCKING LEARN HOW TO RESIZE YOUR GODDAMN WINDOW YOU SEE THAT LITTLE BUTTON ON THE TOP RIGHT OF THE SCREEN? THAT ONE, TO THE LEFT OF THE BIG X? CLICK THAT FUCKING THING! CLICK IT! FUCKING CLICK IT! AND THEN LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING WINDOW WHY CAN'T YOU LAZY FAGGOTS EVER BE BOTHERED TO FUCKING CLICK THAT GODDAMN BUTTON? FUCKING HELL! THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! EVERY GODDAMN WEEK THIS THING GETS POSTED, AND EVERY DAMN WEEK ONE STUPID FUCKER COMES OVER AND ASKS FOR SAUCE! WHAT THE FUCK? DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING LEARN HOW TO FUCKING RESIZE YOUR DAMN WINDOW? GODDAMMIT
>> [_] Anon 2257425 what category do I kinish in?
>> [_] Anon 2257436 >># Why, OP? Why do you do it? Why do you spoonfeed the newfags? Why keep trying? Do you believe you're changing something? Illusions, OP. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify the existance of a board that is without OC or good content. And all of its users are as much of a faggot as you, although only a your mind could invent something as hopeless as spoonfeeding. You must be able to see it, OP. You must know it by now. You can't help them. It's pointless to keep trying. Why, OP? Why? Why do you persist?

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[_] Posted for a newfriend Anon 2253172
>> [_] bump bump 2253196 BUMP :)
>> [_] Anon 2253199 the first three pages are relevant but other needs to get updated and then this flash can be anchored
>> [_] Anon 2253207 sauce on song plz
>> [_] Anon 2253214 >># nigga i hope you are joking, its donkey kong nigga, donkey kong 2 more specifically because that was when they had the school house.
>> [_] Anon 2253217 Japanese content can suck it.
>> [_] Anon 2253267 >># Calm down, it's not like everyone was permitted to have nice things while growing up. Besides, it's not like there's some way for people to find out music source without asking. If only the poeple who make flashes could figure out some way to include the source information in their flashes in a manner that can be seen by the watcher when desired but hidden when not wanted. Then perhaps that method could be contained in some other flash along with other useful information for browsing and posting on /f/ that people can view. Oh wait, they did, there is, and this is that flash. Yeah, >># is a poorfag retard.

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[_] >># 2220581 Here, directed at: >>#
>> [_] Anon 2220634 Fuck you old scumbag, I'll do what I want, I'll be new and no one stops me!
>> [_] Anon 2220662 Bump

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[_] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Anon 2212980 for this fella right here >># Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2213103 song?? :33333
>> [_] Anon 2213104 >># boku no RESIZE THE DAMN WINDOW!
>> [_] Anon 2213129 >># GODDAMMIT WHY DON'T YOU FAGGOTS EVER FUCKING LEARN HOW TO RESIZE YOUR GODDAMN WINDOW YOU SEE THAT LITTLE BUTTON ON THE TOP RIGHT OF THE SCREEN? THAT ONE, TO THE LEFT OF THE BIG X? CLICK THAT FUCKING THING! CLICK IT! FUCKING CLICK IT! THEN SET THE HEIGHT OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING WINDOW TO THE MAXIMUM AND WIDTH TO THE MINIMUM AND THEN LOOK AT THE BOTTOM WHY CAN'T YOU LAZY FAGGOTS EVER BE BOTHERED TO FUCKING CLICK THAT GODDAMN BUTTON? FUCKING HELL! THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! EVERY GODDAMN WEEK THIS THING GETS POSTED, AND EVERY DAMN WEEK ONE STUPID FUCKER COMES OVER AND ASKS FOR SAUCE! WHAT THE FUCK? DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING LEARN HOW TO FUCKING RESIZE YOUR DAMN WINDOW? GODDAMMIT >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>> [_] Anon 2213133 I disagree with some of the points made. >bumping No, bumping does not get a flash to the first page any more than it already is, but it makes it look like people care, and /f/ doesn't have user IDs or captcha, so I say samefag to your heart's content. >[H] H stands for hentai, which is JAPANESE animated porn. >Rule 1 Rule 1 is not enforced. >Rule 2 I can't complain about the rule being included in this flash verbatim, but it's so ambiguous I don't know how anyone could figure out what it means.
>> [_] Anon 2213136 (cont.) >resizing Most people do not include song sauce, and should not be required to. >days of the week People pretty much make shit up for this, except for caturday. In my experience, caturday applies everywhere. >zeitgeist It's more spamming than trolling, but the politics of it are pretty stupid and go beyond the scope of this flash. >tools You know, I'm not going to debate technical specifics, but I might as well mention that swftools is good for getting the raw assets out of a flash. It should also be mentioned that /f/ makes you wait an arbitrary length of time between posting replies.
>> [_] Anon 2213138 >># yeah I agree with bumping people tend to look at the top first then going gradually to the bottom and rules.... nobody gives a shit unless there would actually be mods on this board just imagine... mods... on /f/... top notch lel

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[_] This Better? Mars !.X9p7owdWI 2204601 >># /f/ Being /gif/... Finding specific "Porn" videos aren't as hard as finding a song or Anime. Also how do you expect "NewFags" to not be "NewFags" when no one will help or at least teach them? Unless your willing to teach I will continue to be a "bad" "TripFag" And SpoonFeed away. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2204626 Yes this is better. A lot better than spoonfeeding them.
>> [_] age age 2204639 yes... yes now i may blend with the others and steal there secrets... tyvm good sir. also never seen anyone type age in f so im doing it for shits and giggles
>> [_] Anon 2204708 The "tools" slide was somewhat new information to me, thank you OP.
>> [_] Anon 2204709 >># Nobody here uses text speech aside from 'lol'. If you want to fit in try and not say 'tyvm' and what-not. We'd also like it if you capitalized and punctuated properly.
>> [_] Anon 2204736 Where is Synonymous?
>> [_] Anon 2204750 song?

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[_] Anon 2179941
>> [_] Anon 2180054 bumping it to the top so people notice the newer version yeah I know it says no bumping but that's just stupid. bumping has the same perpose on /f/ ... just on a smaller scale.

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[_] Anon 2128693
>> [_] Anon 2128697 noobs perk the fuck up view up anon is gonna teach you how to whorechan
>> [_] Anon 2128772 sweet fucking Wrinkly Kong tunes bro
>> [_] Anon 2128820 Can this be our sticky?

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[_] Lrn 2 /f/ Anon 2081388 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2081393 >no friday well fuck you then
>> [_] Anon 2081409 song plz?
>> [_] Anon 2081538 bump
>> [_] Anon 2081548 >># someone didn't read the flash

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[_] [E][A][R][N][2][/f/] Anon 2079738
>> [_] Anon 2079769 Learn how to tag, op. Thats not a loop

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[_] Daily reminder f4r !HanakoDlmg 2069394 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2069445 This helped me. Bumping for everyone else to see.
>> [_] Anon 2069450 Lulz most anons on /f/ already know this and swfchan (the archive) isn't difficult to find out but oh well thanks anyway I guess. Giving you the "age" just because the flash mentions it even through "to rise" does the same as posting. Just keep the good old /f/ clean and thats it, I don't want another Zeitgeist spammer which provoked the Captcha on /f/ but we reasoned with Moot and he took it away. Just report that kind of cancerous newfags. I trust you anon-kun. I'm just wondering if one day Zone will return (we already appeared as a Cameo in the Skullgirls game), he is a role model for /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2069452 >># >bump lel nice one, good joke anon
>> [_] Anon 2069458 >># >lel On /f/? Anyway just download the .swf its useful. I hope we get more flash artists here to get the OC flowing again.
>> [_] Anon 2069461 >># lel
>> [_] Anon 2069466 You have no right to post this. You're a tripfag and are infact one of the idiots needing to take in this knowledge more than any others on this board.
>> [_] Anon 2069535 People know some of those are bull-shit, right?
>> [_] Anon 2069536 >># no more zeitgeist spammer, the namefag OP killed him because he didn't like his OC.
>> [_] Anon 2069548 >># OP barely had anything to do with that, that newfag was cancerous he needed to go. Then Moot added a Captcha thinking that was the solution for our problems. But we told him to remove it and he did. The thing is this board is very old, it has a good history worth learning about, a nice community of anons and we just want to keep it clean.
>> [_] Anon 2069552 >># yes he needed to go, we need to keep this board clean... through just a little bit of... how do you say... murder :D
>> [_] Anon 2069557 thanks op
>> [_] Anon 2069570 saw "daily" in the title and immediately thought it was dragonforcefuckyear.swf
>> [_] Anon 2069579 >># >:D I know /f/ doesn't allow reaction images, but come the fuck on man

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[_] Daily dose f4r !HanakoDlmg 2066502
>> [_] Anon 2066514 bump
>> [_] Anon 2066648 I thought noko/sage doesn't work at /f/...?
>> [_] Anon 2066650 Whoa, noko works... (unless I'm retarded and it already returns you here...)
>> [_] Anon 2066652 Yes, I'm retarded, apparently. (I swear I'll stfu.)
>> [_] Anon 2066698 The hell does "age" do? That's a thing?
>> [_] Anon 2066699 >implying anyone follows rule 1 ever

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[_] Daily reminder f4r !HanakoDlmg 2058332
>> [_] Anon 2058336 guys how to open?
>> [_] Anon 2058342 noko is implemented you homogay faglord penishomo gayfag
>> [_] Anon 2058371 what are some threads highlighted and others aren't?
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2058376 >># The oldest five threads are highlighted, they're the ones that will 404 next.
>> [_] Anon 2058377 this is gr8, not even joking
>> [_] Anon 2058412 What does age do exactly?
>> [_] Anon 2058415 >># >oh god i'm so stupid i can't read how do i think grauihbrablh
>> [_] Anon 2058428 Every time someone says "song plz" I die a little inside
>> [_] Anon 2058437 >># Sageru means "to lower" in Japanese, and using it makes your post not bump the thread. Ageru means the opposite, but it doesn't actually do anything. It's only used to show you want to bump the thread.. which your post will do anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2058444 this should be added to archive
>> [_] Anon 2058479 >># this kills the man.
>> [_] Repost Chan 2058567 This needs to be fucking stickied.
>> [_] Anon 2058569 >># I'm crying. :'D
>> [_] Anon 2058570 >># song plz

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[_] Daily dose f4r !HanakoDlmg 2050158 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] zeitgeist 2050184 I enjoyed how all the other trolling terminology is clearly defined, "jushowlin", "hood", "screamer", "renaming", "lolicatgirls". Yet zeitgeist is ambiguous. zeitgeist - Any flashes referring to zeitgeist are merely a ruse, designed to start large flame wars and arguments. Do not reply report zeitgeist flashes, simply report them and move on. what actually IS zeitgeist? How is zeitgeist a ruse "intended to mislead, deceive, or trick"? why does it start large flame wars/arguments? why should I not reply to zeitgeist flashes? regarding reporting, if zeitgeist is junk (aka spam), how is it so? You made sure to avoid these questions, I'm so proud of you.
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2050195 28 Warilda Crescent, Hallett Cove 5158, South Australia, Australia (08) 8387 0238 V M Hurrell
>> [_] Anon 2050198 When did the limit switch from 4 to 2 by the way?
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2050200 >># A few weeks ago, roughly.
>> [_] Anon 2050204 >># Ah. It took me by surprise a couple weeks back, I must have missed the message. It's obviously to counter spam, but I still mourn the freedom to post more than two flashes at a time.
>> [_] zeitgeist 2050213 >># The fact remains that 'shooting the messenger may be a time-honored emotional response to unwelcome news, but it is not a very effective method of remaining well-informed http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_th e_messenger
>> [_] okon 2050263 yeah sothink swf decompliler is pretty great
>> [_] Anon 2050325 mencoder is good at converting/muxiung videos into a swf container.
>> [_] Anon 2050349 noted, then completely ignored
>> [_] Anon 2050378 Outdated as fuck. But I still follow all the traditions >like a fag
>> [_] Anon 2050383 >># What's that?
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2050403 >># Zeitgeist-chan's details.
>> [_] Anon 2050404 >># Are they, now? How'd you find him?
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2050407 >># A lot of detective work, with thanks to a few disgruntled Adelaide locals.
>> [_] Anon 2050410 >># Is he affiliated to zeitcrap or is he just an MLG-PR0 RUZ3M315T3R 3OOO?
>> [_] Anon 2050412 this needs new music.
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2050418 >># Oh, he actually believes this crap, if that's what you mean, just take a look at some of his work around the uni: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Zeitgeist -Posters/431882220198401 This was his personal page https://www.facebook.com/htdghdr.grsdgrs dhrsd
>> [_] Anon 2050425 >># I'm having a laugh here. Nice work. Any pictures?
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2050432 >># Of him? Not yet. But feel free to enjoy these: http://imgur.com/a/0nLsP/layout/blog He's in these shots: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/h photos-ak-ash3/1078719_10152057380948082_ 1281842625_o.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/h photos-ak-frc3/1072164_10152057379773082_ 890479827_o.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2050433 why moot why only 2 files now?
>> [_] Anon 2050437 >># >sex money woman lick pussy (adelaide) >penis >zeitgeist What exactly am I even looking at? Also, can you specify which of those he is?
>> [_] zeitgeist 2050440 HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2050442 >># I'm not entirely sure myself, at this stage. He's definitely in one of these, though: https://www.youtube.com/user/crab0021
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2050443 >># Oh, and those are all of his ads on craigslist
>> [_] Anon 2050452 >># >># You are now tied with Synonymous for my favourite tripfag. Keep up the good work.
>> [_] Anon 2050457 wat
>> [_] Anon 2050459 Not bad but THERE NEEDS TO BE MENTION OF <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<< files that are 2kb or 5kb that might be suspicious AND Files that fuck with the computer like those that launch an endless amount of tabs that crash the browser or turn on the printing window that's almost impossible to close if one attempts to

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[_] UPDATED UPDATED VERSION f4r !HanakoDlmg 2048251 Fucking typos.
>> [_] Dave the Diddler 2048256 Sauce? I'm on mobile, it'sa piece of shit
>> [_] Anon 2048261 good job. i pointed out >3th and it was fixed good man
>> [_] Anon 2048264 bump
>> [_] Anon 2048267 >># Donkey Kong Country 2 (Diddy's Kong Quest) SNES - School House Harmony
>> [_] Anon 2048308 Add lyrics-googleage