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[_] Anon 2444474
>> [_] Anon 2444520 >># >scientific >His head exploded when he take off his helmet in the open space. Oh, please...
>> [_] Anon 2444562 There was some GIF of a duck having an erection. When a duck has an erection, the penis basically explodes outward from its cloaca, the corkscrew inflates from base to tip within the span of a second, just like a car's airbag.
>> [_] Anon 2444579 >># I was about to post this.

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[_] Anon 2429261
>> [_] Anon 2429349 haha, great
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2429356 impressive
>> [_] Anon 2429361 >># said your mom
>> [_] Anon 2429373 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqW5upAS a-8 Hahaha this is fucking gold. Thank you anon for pointing me to this guy.
>> [_] Anon 2429379 it was inevitable

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[_] carbonite express Anon 2281521
>> [_] Anon 2281546 That scene with the exploding head in space. That wouldn't happen. Death from space would actually be like 10 seconds of not breathing, you would black out, and then your body would go cold. Actually quite peaceful in the scheme of things. So its NOT scientifically accurate duck tales. They lied.

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[_] Anon 2255656
>> [_] WKZworks 2255692 My sides are in geostationary orbit right now.
>> [_] Anon 2255707 *dove
>> [_] Anon 2255762 I...I...I...
>> [_] Anon 2255764 Great

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[_] Anon 2201286 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2201341 why can animators be funny nonstop on the internet but once they get optioned for tv they turn into fucking dogshit
>> [_] Anon 2201347 >># christianity
>> [_] Anon 2201353 >># On the Internet, what is unacceptable is straightforward. Don't advocate prejudice, shill for companies, etc. Social correctness on TV is notoriously arbitrary and nonsensical. The language you cannot use is tediously difficult to avoid, you have to align carefully to the network's interests, and oftentimes, the best jokes are just barely over the line of what is acceptable, when they'd be par for the course online. There's also a LOT of pressure to appeal to a certain crowd on TV, which results in pandering and ultimately nerfing humor. Online, you can feel free to express yourself and to a certain degree, feel confident that there is a decent group of people who enjoy your sense of humor. On TV you're appealing to channel viewers, not demographics in particular: it eventually becomes much easier to just do what idiots want for money.
>> [_] Anon 2201367 Who was that guy who made the youtube videos with the Professor Brothers? That turned into an adult swim show and the same shit happened.
>> [_] Anon 2201382 >># i already knew all of the due to the fact that i watched this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJ lY
>> [_] Anon 2201458 >># Brad Neely. The show has been pretty good this season, imo

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[_] Anon 2196498 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2196589 this is why ducks are my favourite animals
>> [_] Anon 2196678 really good.
>> [_] Anon 2196682 I finally lost it at the part where the ducks head explodes in space.

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[_] Anon 2149049
>> [_] Anon 2149116 WAHT THE (WOOSH)
>> [_] Anon 2149160 This shit is accurate. I used to have a friend who had two pet ducks a male and a female, one day the male drowned the female in a small pool and started fucking her dead body. Fucking bastard.

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[_] Anon 2100715 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2100752 Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
>> [_] Anon 2100865 Well, there's my nightmare fuel for the night.
>> [_] Anon 2100869 >># Your head doesn't explode in space though.

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[_] Anon 2099215 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2099328 love it
>> [_] Anon 2099334 TIL that I have a lot more in common with ducks than I thought.
>> [_] Anon 2099340 >># this is b8
>> [_] Anon 2099349 Scientifically accurate but their heads explode in space? Yea, sure buddy.
>> [_] Anon 2099355 >># Yes, they do. You do know what air pressure is right?

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[_] Anon 2096744
>> [_] Anon 2096754 TOP LEL
>> [_] Anon 2096758 my sides are flying in orbit well done
>> [_] Anon 2096772 I laughed. Good job posting this.
>> [_] Anon 2096798 oh god i cant fucking breath!

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[_] Anon 2081838
>> [_] Anon 2081843 Neat.
>> [_] Anon 2081862 right in the childhood ..
>> [_] Anon 2081934 DAFUQ? ... ... ... Tales... goddamn it
>> [_] Anon 2081994 all is lost. I know now what I must do...

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[_] Anon 2057882
>> [_] Anon 2057889 I thought FoxADHD's "twerk" video was hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 2057922 Fuck you flash exploiting nostalgia to make me learn and shit
>> [_] Anon 2057936 ducks are also gay. if you read the article about ducks necrophilia, two ducks are male not just one... so yah male ducks screw both genders

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[_] Fuck your Childhood Anon 2051374
>> [_] Anon 2051383 WHY ?
>> [_] Anon 2051385 too long dragged out nice idea though
>> [_] Anon 2051421 i love adhd
>> [_] Anon 2051448 http://www.ted.com/talks/kees_moeliker_h ow_a_dead_duck_changed_my_life.html I didn't believe it was true, so I decided to find out for myself. Feel free to do the same with this little video.
>> [_] Anon 2051454 Isn't it kind of a point even in Duck Tales people can't normally dive into a pool of gold, and that only Scrooge can do it?
>> [_] Anon 2051507 Fuck my childhood... with a corkscrew dick?