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>> [_] Anon 2947945 >># dang, gold rofl

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>> [_] Anon 2342443 webm of this is 1.3 mb
>> [_] Anon 2342487 >># Guess you'll have to post that shit on /webm/ then
>> [_] Anon 2342499 hilaious
>> [_] Anon 2342505 HD version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BK czg
>> [_] Anon 2342513 BAZINGA B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B Gets me every time.
>> [_] Anon 2342532 I still don't get it I know it's fun to make fun of the "smart game for smart gamers" thing because it's not, but it's not like anyone said this specific part was clever or anything.
>> [_] Anon 2342538 Remember Descartes
>> [_] Anon 2342539 >># You must be a smart gamer with that massive intellect of yours
>> [_] Anon 2342562 the DLC reminded me of this flash. how she thinks of what she needs to do. So funny.
>> [_] Anon 2342564 I know Bioshock Infinite was casualish, but this video is fucking retarded. The bell thing wasn't meant to be a puzzle.
>> [_] Anon 2342583 >># Even better. She's a smart GRRRL Gamer. With three rs. Yeah. Hot and intelligent.
>> [_] Anon 2342584 I just finished this game. ...neat.

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>> [_] Anon 2327192 lol
>> [_] Anon 2327202 hahahahha
>> [_] Anon 2327204 liberte card. kek'd.
>> [_] Anon 2327206 i never understand what he says, way mate the card? >inb4 aspergerz
>> [_] Anon 2327223 so the guy who made this thought an historical event is a skyrim reference should I be worried?
>> [_] Anon 2327227 >># >the guy who made this no he didn't
>> [_] Anon 2327264 >># Yo faggot i made this. Wachu wan' say
>> [_] Anon 2327319 bazzinga bababababa
>> [_] Anon 2327375 >># wallalinka, that card

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>> [_] Anon 2262555 funny everytime
>> [_] Anon 2262570 Funny, but people do realize Wounded Knee's a place right? Or was that sarcasm upon more sarcasm?
>> [_] Anon 2262653 >># >Funny, but people do realize Wounded Knee's a place right? Struck me too: I am a eurofag but to me the connection to the indian massacre was far more evident than whot they meant with "skyrim reference"...
>> [_] Anon 2262667 >># >># Nah it's just some pseudo-intellectual /v/irgin.
>> [_] Anon 2262673 >># >># so basically skyrim is making fun of indian massacre
>> [_] Anon 2262678 >># All wrong faggots, "arow in the knee" means he got married, that's all
>> [_] Anon 2262707 >># >># The creators of the video know its a real thing, but they referenced it to skyrim knowing biofags would only know shitty arrow in the knee jokes and no history.
>> [_] Anon 2262729 >># Indians deserve to be made fun of.
>> [_] Anon 2262731 >># for no particular reason I presume

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>> [_] Anon 2227684 BAZINGA-BA-BA-BA-BA!
>> [_] Anon 2227746 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2227766 do you realize wounded knee was an actual event and not a skyrim joke?
>> [_] Anon 2227767 >># OH MY GOD FOR REALS?
>> [_] Anon 2227770 >># I'M A PAKISTANI KINDERGARTNER AND HAVEN'T ATTENDED GRADE-SCHOOL-LEVEL US HISTORY COURSES.
>> [_] Anon 2227800 >># every single time, every single thread. Your dedication is astonishing.

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>> [_] Anon 2221469 >># aww gawd, a smart game for smart gamers...
>> [_] Anon 2221479 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKc zg

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>> [_] Anon 2219928 So true
>> [_] Anon 2219943 i never got passed that puzzle. shit was hard man
>> [_] Anon 2219946 I've been playing for 8 hours now. When do we get to this puzzle?
>> [_] Anon 2219951 bazinga
>> [_] Anon 2219952 >># ZIMBABWE
>> [_] Anon 2219960 It's not a Skyrim joke, you retards. The reason they make the game so easy is because the average dumbass doesn't know the first thing about using their brain.
>> [_] Anon 2219964 >># Are you that stupid?
>> [_] Anon 2219966 >># and the average dumbass will keep not into brain when they are never challenged. the best media is always initiatory.
>> [_] Anon 2219974 >># Get a load of this retard
>> [_] Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 2219977 >># >It's not a Skyrim joke That's the joke. >The reason they make the game so easy is because... They didn't need to. Games prior to Bioshock required you to remember a certain sequence at some point in a game. Then you, the gamer, realized 'oh hey, this is an important sequence/password! I should remember it because it will be important later!' and wrote it down. This perception isn't necessary for many casual-level gamers today (an extreme example: DarkSydePhil) because the games give them crutches (such as the card shown in the flash) instead of offering a challenge. Older games would have offered the option to backtrack or a reminder to some degree at an earlier portion of a level.
>> [_] Anon 2219982 >># Oracle of Seasons is a good example.
>> [_] Anon 2219983 Any anons know what the comedy parp-parp music is at the end? I need it. For Reasons.
>> [_] Anon 2219984 The Calvalry of Wounded Knee has absolutely nothing to do with Skyrim's arrow to the knee meme. The Massacre of Wounded Knee was a real world event, which the writers utilized to establish the backstory of the game's protagonist. Booker DeWitt, the protagonist, is a fictional member of the 7th Calvalry Regiment (real), who is accused of having Native American ancestry. He counters this claim by going Anakin Skywalker on Injuns, which the game establishes leads to then Wounded Knee Massacre of 1890
>> [_] Anon 2219987 >># That IS the joke
>> [_] Anon 2219989 music sauce?
>> [_] Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 2220003 >># Never played Seasons but I played Ages, and I gotta say the time-shifting required a lot of exploration and re-exploration to find the right time periods to solve the various puzzles. Some logic was involved, and backtracking was mandatory in some circumstances, aided by the ability to teleport around the map to certain checkpoints. This was a good way to run a puzzle-based game, and LoZ has often been good with the puzzle elements, especially for players wanting to get into the whole genre and still looking for adventure/action gameplay.

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>> [_] Anon 2217757 Well, at least the graphics were kind of nice.
>> [_] Anon 2217779 bazinga bb-b-b--bzz
>> [_] Anon 2217836 Remem that card
>> [_] Anon 2217843 >># The aesthetics were fucking fantastic Everything else is SHIT
>> [_] Anon 2217871 that was even funnier the second time watching it
>> [_] Anon 2217920 Wounded Knee = Skyrim Joke. ...Wow....
>> [_] Anon 2217978 fucking laughed
>> [_] Anon 2217987 >># BAZINGA-BA-BA-BA-BA

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>> [_] Anon 2171441 yes
>> [_] Anon 2171474 something tells me this person did not play Bioshock infinate
>> [_] Anon 2171479 >># biofag detected
>> [_] Anon 2171482 >># >infinate
>> [_] Anon 2171487 How can has bioshock without lit?
>> [_] Anon 2171490 >mfw this guy is just raging because he couldn't figure out that complex puzzle i shiggy diggy.
>> [_] Anon 2171491 Seriously? You seriously made this flash just to show how stupid YOU are, didn't you... Bioshock Infinite was one of the most action-packed, story-driven, and challenging games I have ever played. I can see why one might have trouble choosing the correct bells to ring since that was a hard puzzle, but a good game like Bioshock wouldn't let you just spam bells like the retard you obviously are. Also, the ending of the game was probably the most well written parts of ANY game that came out that year.
>> [_] Anon 2171493 >># >># >what are jokes
>> [_] Anon 2171494 Bioshock Infinite was bad and fanboys cant admit it
>> [_] Anon 2171499 >># >what is everything posted here are works of fiction
>> [_] Anon 2171501 >># What? You wern't able to operate the bells. lel pleb
>> [_] Anon 2171503 >># >/f/ is /b/
>> [_] Anon 2171505 >># well obviously, what with all the gay and le may may green arrows
>> [_] Anon 2171512 >># it's pronounced "me"-"me".... can't you read?
>> [_] Anon 2171514 >># >BabyShock: Infantite
>> [_] Anon 2171520 >># i always thought it was mi mi
>> [_] Anon 2171524 >># >not mii-mii
>> [_] Anon 2171530 >># maximum autism
>> [_] Anon 2171581 >># What's autistic about that post, huh? The fact that you can't stand to the effects of my crippling argument?
>> [_] Anon 2171616 so much this.
>> [_] Anon 2171619 >># > obviously has only been gaming since 2012.
>> [_] The more you know... Travis 2171637 for the idiots that think "Wounded Knee" is a skyrim joke http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wounded_Kne e_Massacre I am highly offended
>> [_] Anon 2171646 le funny strawnan XdD
>> [_] Anon 2171678 The only series for smart gamers was Myst, and I /know/ how much you guys hate it.
>> [_] Anon 2171683 >># I did and this is hilarious. Internet, lies, etc.
>> [_] Anon 2171689 >># Have you played half life by any chance? No? Ok...
>> [_] Anon 2171693 >># >obvious troll/shitty joke >># Decent joke >># Someone who failed to understand the deep and rich narrative of these previous anons. >># >># >># Time travelers.
>> [_] Anon 2171696 Right? It's pronounced "meem"
>> [_] Anon 2171700 Wait...the bells were supposed to be a puzzle?

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>> [_] Anon 2160461 Bioshock. Bioshock. Bio. Life, living, animals. Animals. Bunny. Skyrim bunny. Bioshock is Skyrim bunny.
>> [_] Anon 2160470 >># shut up, please
>> [_] Anon 2160498 >mfw not once in Bioshock Infinite did I think "Wow, that was clever of the devs." >mfw Bioshock Infinite is not a puzzle game, it is a shmup >mfw i have no face
>> [_] Anon 2160526 >># well not everyone is a geniouse like you some of us have to get our moms to plug in our xboxes b/c where only 19
>> [_] Anon 2160609 >skyrim jokes http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wounded_Kne e_Massacre looks like OP is historically ignorant
>> [_] Anon 2160617 >># I hate to break it to you champ but I think that was a joke
>> [_] Anon 2160618 >># You have no clue what a shmup is, do you?
>> [_] Anon 2160644 I still think it's fucking hilarious that they fit that amazing orgasm scream in there.
>> [_] Anon 2160650 >># Bury my shell at Wounded Knee.

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>> [_] Anon 2145616 I love you, OP, but not in a homosexual way. If you do have a vagina, I would let you suck my dick.
>> [_] Anon 2145617 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwb19cdoK OU bioshack such good 11/10 predy gud
>> [_] W7bv%l 2145710 well done thu this was posted before...

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>> [_] Anon 2124868 This was great
>> [_] Anon 2124873 The fact that he doesn't actually solve the puzzle hurts the worst
>> [_] Anon 2124875 it's fucking genius
>> [_] Anon 2124877 >># I thought the gameplay bit with the puzzle was a joke.
>> [_] Anon 2124886 The screaming black guy at the slowdown part gets me every time.
>> [_] Anon 2124887 MMMBUZINGUH
>> [_] Anon 2124890 Woundrous. And I don't even know if this word exists.
>> [_] Anon 2124893 10/10 i thoroughly enjoyed
>> [_] Anon 2124913 teheheh
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 2124937 Lost my shit at the bazingas.
>> [_] Anon 2124953 >># >skyrim jokes confirmed >BUZINGABUBBUBUBUBUBUB my fucking sides
>> [_] Anon 2124960 Floash of the year
>> [_] Anon 2125024 i got it RING ALL THE BELLS
>> [_] Anon 2125025 lolled
>> [_] Anon 2125033 So the point is... that the guy making the video is too dim to make it past the first puzzle, and is convinced nobody in the entire world can be smarter than himself?
>> [_] Anon 2125045 >># no, that is not the point
>> [_] Anon 2125046 >># u wot m8 its that they say this is for "smart people" the first puzzle is a code where they give you the fucking code oooooh so hard
>> [_] Anon 2125052 Fun game, not a hyper intelligent nor very mentally stimulating

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>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2094240 Yeah, finally decided playing this game yesterday. Fucking retarded game
>> [_] Anon 2094304 I didn't like bioshock, but this video was so unfunny it hurt. This reeks of teenage made garbage.
>> [_] Anon 2094308 >># >obviously loves bioshock, feelings hurt
>> [_] Anon 2094316 >># Some of us are actually older than 18. If you want to laugh at lowest common denominator shit then I suggest you keep this shit in /b/. >>>/b/502827553 Meanwhile I'll be awaiting a game that actually adds something to the FPS genre. It's been 8 years since anything new has happened how much longer could it take?
>> [_] Anon 2094318 >># You were that mad that you actually went on /b/?
>> [_] Anon 2094324 >># anally buttblasted 13 year old on my /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2094327 >># >laughs at something completely void of any humor >reads a post calling it unfunny >gets angry How'd you even find this board? Most /b/tards don't even know it exists.
>> [_] Anon 2094333 >># >implying I'm a /b/tard
>> [_] Anon 2094336 There's gotta be a video of this on YouTube
>> [_] Anon 2094350 this is funny especially the part with benedict cumberbact trying to solve the "complex" puzzle lolol
>> [_] Anon 2094357 Easily the weakest of the Shocks. System Shock 2 > Bioshock > Bioshock 2 > System Shock > Infinite Bioshock 2 is pretty terrible, but the way it handled the plasmids were the best in the entire series. I probably rate it higher than it deserves for how well done they were.
>> [_] Anon 2094362 >># >i bet he couldn't get past bells
>> [_] Anon 2094369 I liked Bioshock Infinite.
>> [_] Anon 2094396 >># When HL3 comes out. Which will be never.
>> [_] Anon 2094402 >># ...damn you....
>> [_] Anon 2094438 >># GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING MEDAL. SS2 was fucking ridiculously hard, fun AND scary as shit. Good for you man. Have the internets Ive been saving. I know its not much, but you deserve them.
>> [_] Anon 2094458 >># >butthurt detected >># >butthurt confirmed JOHNSON ANALYZE THIS BUTTHURT

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[_] Anon Delivers Anon 2092579 >># This is the last time I help you. Learn to google/swfchan newfag.
>> [_] Anon 2092590 lol
>> [_] Anon 2092622 >># jokes on you. I could have easily gotten it myself, but using my superior intellect I instead manipulated you into getting it for me.
>> [_] Anon 2092625 Whoever made this video needs to get fucked in their piss hole with a Hot Poker.
>> [_] Anon 2092634 >># hmm...no....no...I don't think that would feel very good. I'm going to have to decree that no one does any poking from now on. Forever.
>> [_] Anon 2092711 >># Don't get pissy, you gigantic faggot. The video is funny as shit.

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>> [_] Anon 2082159 What is the message this is trying to send?
>> [_] Anon 2082165 >># That you're inferior if you don't have the same amount of time to play video games that I do.
>> [_] Anon 2082174 >># It says, in a fancy manner, that Bioshock is shallow and people give it too much credit. It also points out a Skyrim reference.
>> [_] Anon 2082177 >># >It also points out a Skyrim reference. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wounded_Kne e_Massacre I hate people so much.
>> [_] Anon 2082178 >># >I didnt get the joke
>> [_] Anon 2082180 >># >Implying most people would >implying the average person that watches this wont actually think it's a skyrim reference.
>> [_] Anon 2082193 That game was pretty disappointing, good thing I didn't pay for it :D
>> [_] Anon 2082196 Oh Jesus, I have not lol'd this hard at something on /f/ in a long time. Worst $30 I have ever spent. I would literally rather play Duke Nukem Forever again.
>> [_] Anon 2082199 >># so edgy
>> [_] Anon 2082200 What does he say when he pulls out the card? "Whip out that card" ? This is a hilarious video. Wounded knee might be a skyrim reference, but I doubt it.
>> [_] Anon 2082201 >># Under no circumstances would Wounded Knee be a skyrim reference.
>> [_] Anon 2082203 >># It's "Remember that card" and no, it's not a skyrim reference, whoever made the video is just being dumb.
>> [_] Anon 2082209 >># He was clearly jesting when he said it was a skyrim reference. Christ you people need to watch more videos, most people throw in the 'TOP LEL SKYRIM REFERENCE' just randomly throughout videos just for fun. Quit taking shit so seriously
>> [_] Anon 2082216 >># its not edgy if its fucking true game was one of the most mediocre releases of that year
>> [_] Anon 2082218 >># This, it was obviously used ironically.
>> [_] Anon 2082239 Wow, so, I can't believe this video has people talking about it. First off, it's pretty damned funny. The video is pointing out that Bioshock Infinite did NOTHING knew, and that most all praise towards the game was bias shit from self promoting twits so as to make themselves seem smarter for liking the game. The games puzzles were shit, but by modern standards, that's a hell of a lot harder than what most any AAA title gives anymore. Actual gamers will find it to be bland and uninspired. Wounded Knee is a pretty well known conflict in American history. Calling it a Skyrim joke was supposed to be ironic, as some pointed out, hence the tons of BAZINGA afterwards, which is to say that was a nerd joke. Only, in this case, the joke was so bad, that it was made funny by the ludicrous (albeit fast) amount of attention (not jibs) given to it. And now I feel like a jackass for actually explaining /v/ humor here.
>> [_] Anon 2082242 >># >NOTHING knew
>> [_] Anon 2082244 >># I just got home from work, my typing is shitty right now, and my back hurts like all hell. Gimme a fucking break dude.
>> [_] Anon 2082257 >># Not edgy. I legitimately mean it. Both were mediocre 2-weapon linear shooters with downright stupid plots. The only things Infinite had on DNF were vigors and no vehicle sections. At least DNF didn't take its retarded story seriously, and didn't try to be a "smart" game.
>> [_] Anon 2082301 Best $60 I ever spent. Fucking love this game.
>> [_] Anon 2082306 Lol nice I never noticed that Skyrim reference before
>> [_] Anon 2082316 the adam sessler review is so over done its almost disgusting it is full of him praising so much stupid shit that is in every single game made like "so much attention to detail" cod mw3 had more detail to scenery than infinite another thing is the entire game is 6.5/10 at most because it simply is not a bioshock game its more of a cawa dooty battle field elder scrolls mix also the guy in video isnt saying its a skyrim quote hes making fun of the kiddies thinking its a refrence
>> [_] PC uber alles 2082317 >># like on the edge of gaming, far away from where you are, in the stagnant AAA FPS regurgitation lump and RPG sexual fantasy subscription swamp http://www.blog.radiator.debacle.us/2013 /06/press-f-to-intervene-brief-history-of .html read this, "press button to win" literally, the game has actually devolved features from games decades + old like HL and SS2 which are still the go to models for how AAAs are to be formed and played blah, what a mediocre mediocre mediocre game, nice bright graphics and interesting environments I guess
>> [_] Anon 2082326 holy shit, i don't know what's funnier, the flash or the amount of butthurt in here.
>> [_] Anon 2082328 >># No, I get that infinite and modern FPS in general are pretty mediocre these days. My claim of edginess was more in reference to the over-dramatic "I'd rather play DNF" type comments. No, no one would rather play DNF. DNF is the golden standard of mediocrity in the special olympics, existing only because it was part of a once popular brand, thinking they could just milk our nostalgia and we wouldn't care because LOL DUKE NUKEM!!! Infinite was a lot of things, namely among them a promise that the developer could not keep. But lets stick to reality here. There are plenty worse things than infinite. If someone disagrees then they haven't been looking very hard.
>> [_] Anon 2082332 >># >NOTHING knew
>> [_] Anon 2082336 >># Guy who said the DNF thing here. I wasn't being edgy or joking. The gameplay was pretty comparable, and DNF was at least amusing. It wasn't trying to shove 2deep4me garbage in my face, and if I say "DNF's story sucks" I won't have autists saying "YOU JUST DIDN'T GET IT."
>> [_] Anon 2082356 i have a really really really fat coworker who is terrible at games. and also life. he played bioshock. no thanks.
>> [_] Anon 2082363 >># >># >SAME fag
>> [_] Anon 2082366 >># >this is what biofags actually believe
>> [_] Anon 2082371 holy shit that was too much im dying over here. best video on /f/ in months.
>> [_] Anon 2082378 >># That doesn't make any sense.
>> [_] Anon 2082381 >># I've never played the game but what does the wounded knee battle have to do with the box it's on?
>> [_] Anon 2082386 >># It was a joke. And despite the glitches, casual catering, and orc waifus Skyrim is a great game.
>> [_] Anon 2082414 >Bioshock was a great game >Bioshock 2 was Bioshock 1.5 >Bioshock Infinite is a mediocre overhyped shooting gallery
>> [_] Anon 2082415 >># Not really.
>> [_] Anon 2082446 wounded knee is a native american battle against the us you idiot!
>> [_] Anon 2082455 >># Dude were you abducted from 2011 to 2012? The "arrow in the knee" was literally everywhere, there was no way you can't know it's a Skyrim reference

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>> [_] Anon 2075489 I'm here for the first song's sauce.
>> [_] Anon 2075491 >># Furious Angels - Rob Dougan
>> [_] Anon 2075498 oh look another shitty stab at something mainstream by a faggot with adobe flash, congratulations your just way to original, too cool for school, too edgy actually think of something yourself rather to shit on something else, way to go kid, your a fuckin breath of fresh air. and to EVERY shitstain who responds with "welcome to the internet hurr durr" EAT SHIT AND DIE
>> [_] Anon 2075500 >># gb2/v/
>> [_] Anon 2075501 >># lol this nerd actually likes bioshock
>> [_] Anon 2075502 >># welcome to the internet hurr durr brb eating shit
>> [_] Anon 2075504 >># welcome to the internet hurr durr
>> [_] W7bv%l 2075505 i liked it wtf is wrong with >>#
>> [_] Anon 2075514 >># you're* and too*
>> [_] Anon 2075525 >># Return to >>>/v/ crossie.
>> [_] Anon 2075536 >># Your spelling is atrocious. I can understand that rage may have rendered you incapable of rational thought, but basic grammar should be almost instinctive if you've recieved even the most rudimentary of educations above a 6th grade level.
>> [_] Anon 2075568 >># *received.... but I agree
>> [_] Anon 2075618 >># There's tons wrong with it but I still liked it. I also enjoy the flak it gets, like this video.
>> [_] Anon 2075621 lel
>> [_] Anon 2075626 >># I bet you got stuck at the bell "puzzle" didn't you faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2075633 Infinite wasnt good story wise at all for those who watched dr who

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[_] SMART PLAYERS inDICted 2073840 SMART PLAYERS, SMART PLAYERS, SMART PLAYERS, SMART PLAYERS, SMART PLAYERS, SMART PLAYERS, SMART PLAYERS, SMART PLAYERS, SMART PLAYERS,
>> [_] Anon 2073859 The video forgot about the combat, characters, plot, and setting. 8/10
>> [_] Anon 2073870 >># none of which require any critical thinking
>> [_] Anon 2073874 I heard the 'An Epic tale of Man's journey to find himself' scream 12/10
>> [_] inDICted 2073877 >># QUICK SLOW DOWN THE AUDIO
>> [_] Anon 2073901 >2073840 The part where he dings all the bells like a retard always makes me laugh.
>> [_] Anon 2073989 This retard should never get near the Myst series then
>> [_] Anon 2074025 i laughed heartily at this and I love bioshock
>> [_] Anon 2074027 >># Exactly.
>> [_] Anon 2074049 You know what i think is going on here. Someone who plays games like Call of Duty saw this game and is like "Wow, i had to ring bells. Not only that i had to read a card to figure out what bells to ring. To top it all off there was math involved." Leans back in his chair can crosses his arms across his chest. "Obviously i am the smartest gamer ever."
>> [_] Anon 2074074 ha ha ha ha good one did someone actually write "Finally, a smart game for smart people." in a review? that's funny
>> [_] Anon 2074091 >Sessler Makes me laugh every time. And to think of it, he was the "brightest" member of G4 by comparison. Says a lot about "Gee-Four"...
>> [_] Anon 2074107 love it
>> [_] Anon 2074119 >># Yep, not like the good ol' days.

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>> [_] Anon 2061883 I love Bio Shock, fook you nikkuh
>> [_] Anon 2061904 I've never seen such unwarranted vitriol for a quality video game before. I don't remember it being touted as a game for smart people. TL;DR: What in the fuck is this flash trying to say?
>> [_] Anon 2061915 >># I don't necessarily agree with all the hate that the game gets. I mean, sure the ending made no sense, and the gameplay was unremarkable to put it lightly. I think if 4chan is the only place you're looking to find a reception for the game, then yes, many people are going to be vocal about why they think it sucks. That's the case for any game. Having said that, I think this video was meant to be hilarious, and I laughed my damn ass off.
>> [_] Anon 2061921 Wounded Knee = Skyrim joke? I think someone needs to L2History
>> [_] Anon 2061922 >># That the game doesn't deserve all the praise that it got from media outlets as being the savior of gaming and the best game ever made. It was a good game, but was so up it's own ass with how great it was supposed to be that it turned a lot of gamers off of it.
>> [_] Anon 2061923 >># bioshock infinite is a fucking disgrace even compared to the two previous bioshocks, let alone system shock 1+2 the fact that it's considered as a masterpiece is hilarious
>> [_] Anon 2061927 >># that's_the_joke.fla
>> [_] Anon 2061937 >># It was a fucking joke, sir.
>> [_] Anon 2061939 >># >What in the fuck is this flash trying to say? "I suck at video games, so I'm going to call gamers fags and pretend they're stupider than me."
>> [_] Anon 2061961 >># The extremely simplified combat really blew it for me, cool story, but no game play improvements from the last bioshock games, if this is all they are capable of, I honestly don't want another bioshock.
>> [_] Anon 2061962 you had me at bazinga
>> [_] Anon 2061976 background song sauce?

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>> [_] Anon 2057675 Made my goddamn day
>> [_] Anon 2057677 oh fuck this is so good ty god i think 100% the same when i played it
>> [_] Anon 2057686 i loved the bazinga part
>> [_] Anon 2057687 Laughed hard, but the title was misleading. I thought this would be about the good bioshock.
>> [_] Anon 2057694 i fuckin lol'd so hard. i remember playing duke nukem 3d and i still remember all the codes, since i tried so many combos :X
>> [_] Anon 2057765 BAZINGA BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA

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>> [_] Anon 2054458 I liked it
>> [_] Anon 2054474 I like the game, sure, but "smart"? How in God's green earth is it "smart"?
>> [_] Anon 2054478 I expected him to play UN owen was her with the bells.
>> [_] Anon 2054513 tHIS IS FANTASTIC.
>> [_] Anon 2054622 Oh my god I laughed out loud. Thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 2054671 great flash
>> [_] Sage01 2054678 >># TOP LEL this game really is a sack of shit though. It shits on the Shock series in terms of level design, rpg mechanics and even shooting. Worst fucking game ever and I'm glad those faggots who like this game were kicked off into /vg/. Oh and Zimbabwe
>> [_] Anon 2054679 the story was smart, not the gameplay
>> [_] Anon 2054682 >># no it really wasn't, it was just a linear pile of shit
>> [_] Sage01 2054685 >># >story No it really wasn't, and the ending of drowning Booker despite there being shitloads of infinite alternate realities doesn't even begin to describe all the other stupid shit in it.
>> [_] Anon 2054687 >># >muh raycism >muh statism >muh crisis on infinite earths Yeah totally cool and smart story yo.
>> [_] Anon 2054690 >># BAZOOPER!
>> [_] Anon 2054694 >># Blesinzki!
>> [_] Anon 2054696 >># Stravinsky!
>> [_] Anon 2054698 >># Slavudosky
>> [_] Anon 2054699 lol that was pretty damn funny
>> [_] Anon 2054700 >># Rhodesia!
>> [_] Anon 2054702 >># Tanzania!
>> [_] Anon 2054706 >># Kazapper!
>> [_] Anon 2054709 >># Niggerfaggot!
>> [_] Anon 2054710 >># No You!
>> [_] Anon 2054711 >># WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME? *grabs you by the throat* Back the Fuck off!?!!?!!???
>> [_] Anon 2054714 >># *grabs by the penis* BEND THE FUCK OVER !!!!???!!???!??
>> [_] Anon 2054715 >># >># >># >># Epic, simply epic! Sent! ;)
>> [_] Anon 2054734 9/10 would watch again.
>> [_] Anon 2054738 BAZOOKA
>> [_] Anon 2054743 Gestapo