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[_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:15:38 No.3112127
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:19:39 No.3112129
>"Your flesh was constructed upon the graves of hundreds of innocent beasts",
>"Every breath you take brings you one instant closer to your inevitable demise",
>"There is no God", "Your demise will go largely unnoticed",
>"The Declaration of Independance was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776",
>"The world's largest rubber band ball is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than
700,000 rubber bands",
>"Thousands of tiny lives die within you as you read this very sentence",
>"Greater men than you have, do, and always will exist in all of your pursuits",
>"The Mississippi River is the largest river system in the United States and the largest of North
America",
>"The per capita GDP of france is $33,744", "Your birth was an accident regretted by all who were
involved",
>"79 is the 22nd prime number", "Red, green, and blue are the primary colours of light",
>"I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end",
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:20:41 No.3112131
>>3112129
>"Fear is the manifestation of your personal inadequacies",
>"True love awaits no one",
>"Tetris was created by Alexey Pazhitnov on June 6, 1984",
>"No afterlife awaits you",
>"Systematic attempts to evolve a system of perspective are usually considered to have begun
around the 5th century B.C. in the art of Ancient Greece",
>"Your body and mind grow weaker every day as the beasts outside grow ever stronger",
>"The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water, with 33.7% salinity",
>"Nothing can silence the voices",
>"My children hunger for your blood",
>"The atomic symbol for gold is 'Au' ",
>"Nothing is permenant, everything you know will eventually come to an end",
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:22:49 No.3112134
>>3112131
>"Zeus is the King of the Gods in Greek Mythology",
>"Nothing can escape the cold embrace of undoing",
>" 'Petrol bomb' is another name for 'Molotov Cocktail' ",
>".Due to anti-German sentiment in the United States, sauerkraut was renamed 'victory cabbage'
throughout the duration of World War I",
>"Marcel Proust's seven-volume novel In Search of Lost Time was written from 1909-1922 and
contains over 2000 characters",
>"A standard daiquiri consists of rum, lime juice and sugar",
>"The fifth A on a piano has a standard tuning of 440 hertz",
>"Chick-fil-A has a company-wide policy of keeping locations closed on Sundays in accordance with
Christian ideals embedded in the company's corporate promise statement",
>"The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg
Zhornitskiy",
>"A cacograph is a deliberate misspelling of a word for comical effect",
>"In March of 2010, an official scientific council determined that an asteroid collision was
responsible for the mass-extinction at the end of Mesozoic Era",
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:23:50 No.3112136
>>3112131
>" 'The Himalayas,' an 18-hole course of putting greens in the town of St. Andrews, Scotland, is
considered to be the first miniature golf course",
>"An egg tooth is used by avian and reptilian offspring to break through an egg during hatching",
>"Churchill Downs is the host track of the Kentucky Derby",
>"The character of James Bond was created by Ian Fleming",
>"Angel Falls in Venezuela is the world's highest waterfall",
>" 'Shin splints' is the layman's term for medial tibial stress syndrome"
>"In cooking, the use of a salt crust helps to internally steam a food item and give it the
outward texture of a roasted dish",
>"The Football War was a four-day war fought by El Salvador and Honduras in 1969",
>"Merv Griffin has earned over $70 million in royalties for the composition 'Think!' featured in
the game show Jeopardy!",
>"The original voice of Meowth in the animated children's show Pokémon was Nathan Price",
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:24:06 No.3112137
For a fact seagull he has plenty of opinions.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:24:51 No.3112138
>>3112136
>"By general scientific consensus, MSG has been shown to not be a 'significant health hazard' -
though some individuals experience minor health symptoms after consumption due to the placebo
effect",
>" 'Bollocks' was ranked as the eighth-most offensive word in the English language according to a
2006 study by BBC",
>"The first Greyhound race in Great Britain took place on July 24, 1926 at Belle Vue Stadium",
>"Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers",
>"Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers",
>"Mushrooms that have been exposed to UV light are the only natural vegetarian source of vitamin
D",
>"You will take years off of your own life simply by worrying about things that are out of your
control",
>"Your government knows more about you than you know about yourself",
>"Most people die a thousand spiritual deaths before the arbitrary corporeal one happens",
>"You are not the exception",
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:24:52 No.3112139
>>3112127
Dunno why, but the one about bacteria dying by the thousands inside of me actually made me feel a
bit sad.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:30:42 No.3112144
>>3112138
>"All the world's a stage, and your loved ones are just actors",
>"You are wasting life in the unfounded belief that your time accrues interest",
>"The existence of a 'soul' has never been proven for a reason",
>"You have no influence over your future",
>"They are just not that into you",
>"The problem is not the rest of the world; the problem is you",
>"Your offspring will be just as mundane as you",
>"You will hurt your foot",
>"Everyone you know and everything you cherish is all drifting apart like exiles on driftwood and
there is absolutely nothing you can do about it",
>"Society does not include you",
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:31:51 No.3112146
>>3112144
>"Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone",
>"You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally
end it all",
>"Your children will grow up in an unforgiving and indifferent world",
>"Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never
again see what you once dreamt of",
>"Every change is for the worse",
>"To die for your country is worse than to die for nothing",
>"Human beings are the disease",
>"Let go of the rail, let go of the rail",
>" 'Blog' is a portmanteu of the words 'web' and 'log' ",
>"The four types of tennis court surfaces classified for used in professional play are Clay,
Hard, Grass and Carpet",
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:41:19 No.3112152
>>3112127
>Implying life is anything other than an arbitrary class of unusually ordered pockets within
entropy
Shig dig fact seagull
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:52:46 No.3112160
>>3112146
>"Men on average find women with a .7:1 waist-hip ratio the most physically attractive overall",
>"The domestic cat is classified as an invasive species",
>"The yolk of an egg and its germinal disc is a single cell",
>"Lonesome George is the name of the last known remaining Pinta Island Tortoise",
>"Venison is deer meat",
>"A 'Two-Spirit' is a transgender person who identifies as having both a male and a female
gender",
>"The 'Parmigiano-Reggiano' name for cheese is a trademarked in Europe",
>"After water and tea, beer is the third most popular drink worldwide",
>"Maple syrup is sap from the maple tree",
>"Polaris is the name of the earth's current northern pole star",
>"The Gulf Stream is part of the ocean current system called the North Atlantic Gyre",
>"The Herring Gull is the most common gull in Asia, North America and western Europe",
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:53:48 No.3112161
>>3112160
>"The Starbucks Corporation is the largest coffeehouse company worldwide",
>"Carnival is a pre-lentin worldwide festival celebrated with street parties and parades",
>"The Dutch oliebol is a deep-fried ball of dough coated with powdered sugar",
>"The card game Uno was created in 1971",
>"The rent for normally landing on a railroad in Monopoly when another player owns all four is
$200",
>"TaB soda is a product of the Coca Cola Company",
>"You have done nothing right",
>"You will die alone",
>"Your words have no weight in the world",
>"If you take a stand for your foolish beliefs, no one will stand behind you",
>"Those in charge see you as no more danger to them than a phytoplankton",
>"Your name will be placed on a gravestone and then quickly forgotten",
>"Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits",
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)06:55:13 No.3112162
>>3112161
>"You are 999,999 in a million",
>"Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore
that you really are",
>"You make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball on a brick wall",
>"No one's life would be worse without you in it",
>"You are but a placeholder for the person who comes after you",
>"They only laugh at your jokes out of pity",
>"Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment",
>"No one is keeping tally of your feeble existence but you",
>"The causes you have taken up are laughable",
>"A garbage bag is just as good a home to a dead man",
>"The worms look at you as a number waiting to be called out in the deli line",
and my personal favorite
>"Nothing will make up for the shameful things you have done";
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)16:28:27 No.3112309
gets me every time
I'm gonna go and listen to depressive music now
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/16(Sun)16:38:59 No.3112311
>>3112137
This is why I've always disliked Fact Seagull.
There are far too many negative ones for it to hit you with any weight anyway.
This is just Insulting Seagull.
