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[_] Mors 3502912

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[_] We need some old wisdom. Anon 3501057 feel free to share some more.
>> [_] Anon 3501064 "Sex with a trap doesn't make you gay if no one knows you did it." - Leosparticus

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[_] Anon 3499392
>> [_] Anon 3499399 >lose hard drive >can't find cool seagull facts >go to /f/ on a whim Thxop

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[_] Anon 3470089
>> [_] Anon 3470117 finally this dumb bitch shut up
>> [_] Anon 3470118 The noble gas Helium was first discovered to exist on the Sun by its spectral lines before it was found on earth. It was named after the Greek god of the sun Helios. With a maximum length of 30 metres and weighing up to 200 tonnes the blue whale is the largest animal known to have ever existed. People far less fortunate than you are happier than you. Why can't you be happy?
>> [_] Anon 3470122 >># why do people larping as intelligent and sophisticated seem to think saying hurtful things about people makes them objectively correct and untouchable? >oh here's what im gonna do >i'll post fun facts >and i'll add hurtful things to say to people >and call myself 'fact seagull'

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[_] Fact Seagull Says: Anon 3466649 You are miserable yet too apathetic and comfortable to do anything about.
>> [_] Anon 3466663 There are 213 bones in an adult human
>> [_] Anon 3466687 bro fact seagull seems like a dick
>> [_] Anon 3466689 Lead is the heaviest element with a stable isotope.Technetium is the lightest element whose isotopes are all radioactive.
>> [_] Anon 3466720 Capybaras are the largest living rodents in the world, and can weigh up to 70kg. They are native to South America.
>> [_] Anon 3466721 Humans (and all chordates) belong to the clade of Deuterosomes where the embryo starts forming the anus first from the blastopore and then the mouth, whereas the Protosomes (insects, worms, molluscs, etc) form the mouth first, and then the anus
>> [_] Anon 3466722 >># Born 2 shit. Forced 2 eat

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[_] What kept you coming back all this time /f/? Anon 3452130 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3452146 It's the only place that feels like it's manage to retain the spirit of its time. That time was also the last time I actually felt alive.
>> [_] Anon 3452153 More consistent quality than any other non-dead corner of the internet I could find. Even with all the reposts I think more proper, non-derivative OC (as in derivative of other cliches) got and gets made here than in many much larger sites. And much of what gets reposted is so painfully old and obscure that it might as well be new. Apart from that I'd say /f/ was the last "general" board to remain silly and light-hearted without 7 layers of irony. Apart from the shrinking userbase, the one thing that pains me about this place nowadays is that people here use the same slang as in every other board. It used to be that the folks in here talked at any given time like /b/ did 5 years before mixed with an old chatroom and a bit of local flavour, but ever since the election it's become almost entirely homogenized.
>> [_] Anon 3452154 It's a time capsule of a simpler time that appeals to my autistic tendency to do the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Thank you for everything /f/. See you tomorrow for more of the same
>> [_] Anon 3452157 >># Really? I'm here for the exact opposite reason. The creativity here is much better when comparing it to a lot of other boards and even most social media platforms.
>> [_] Anon 3452158 >># I think that can be said for a lot of boards, a lot of idiosyncrasies that were specific to a particular board are gone now.
>> [_] Anon 3452163 Guys we have 2 days, what's the solution to flash being shut down? Is there some kind of archive site that wraps things as webms or whatever? I keep coming to /f/ just for a taste of the old days, remembering how fun the web of the 00s was, like going back to your hometown and taking a look around. I hope the browsers don't disable flash internally and not let you turn it back on.
>> [_] Anon 3452165 >># unfortunately most major browsers(even firefox) collectively decided to remove it and windows sent out an update to remove it permanently. Only fix I know is to download the flash debugger and install it on your own computer to play it
>> [_] Anon 3452166 >># I don't fully know what the deal is with the plugin but I just open SWFs with the standalone projector at this point anyway. Probably the thing to do if the plugin becomes completely unusable.
>> [_] Anon 3452172 >># I believe there was a thread on this topic in late November. think there's an archive of it.
>> [_] Anon 3452174 been here for years, out of every board it's just the one board I just always kept coming back to for a breath of what simpler times were like.
>> [_] Anon 3452176 >># although not a 4chan /f/ archive, it's a much bigger flash animation/game archive that's been collecting for a few years, bluemaxima. i just found out about it a few months ago, and it doesn't have everything. but it has a lot. they've archived and documented every single flash they've put. you have to download it though, but its online, so you aren't downloading tens of thousands of games onto your computer.. full list of animations; bluemaxima (org/flashpoint/datahub/Game_Master_List) full list of flash games; bluemaxima (/flashpoint/datahub/Animation_Master_Li st)
>> [_] Anon 3452178 Is there anywhere else left on the internet where I can have light heated fun? I can't even find that on other 4chan boards. Please, if anyone knows of any kind of obscure forum, image board, or website please tell us so that this early 00's spirit is lost forever.
>> [_] Anon 3452179 >># When it comes to other imageboards you'll have to look around the altchans and try to find one that appeals to you. Failing that I guess you could get used to [s4s], simply because its the most laid back and chill board on the site.
>> [_] Anon 3452180 >># Yes. Maybe...
>> [_] Anon 3452183 >># You can still download and use the standalone flash player. Flash as something browsers and native integration in computers is gone, but standalone programs still work fine.
>> [_] Anon 3452187 >># I don't know.
>> [_] Anon 3452190 >># Can you repeat the question?
>> [_] Anon 3452196 man, i didn't really go on here a lot but i'll miss it so much. sure, it's not like the .swf files will magically dissapear but it just wont be the same. happy new year /f/ So what is it?
>> [_] Anon 3452198 >># any recommendations for such programs? how do i avoid the gaylogger?
>> [_] Anon 3452199 >># yesterday i got a popup saying that even the standalone player will stop working on the 1st. i installed ruffle, but it only works with about one in three files so far.
>> [_] Anon 3452201 >># It lives on with us. I'd say don't hide it, if you see a person who's capable of actually getting it. The youngsters ain't all that bad, you know. Taught someone the meaning and history of goatse and the like today.

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[_] Anon 3451013 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3451113 I'm going to miss this seagull
>> [_] Anon 3451114 >to die for your country is worse than to die for nothing What? Why? Wouldnt it be reverse?

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[_] Anon 3444145
>> [_] Anon 3444148 the facts speak for themselves

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[_] Anon 3442819 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3442928 >muh redpills cringe

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[_] Anon 3436321 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3436353 I'm no fact expert but a lot of these always seemed like opinions
>> [_] Anon 3436383 >># At the very least, they are subjective.
>> [_] Anon 3436391 >># >># nope. Fact seagull only states objective facts
>> [_] Anon 3436429 >># ""A 'Two-Spirit' is a transgender person who identifies as having both a male and a female gender"" this is not a fact "transgender" doesn't exist

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[_] Anon 3434209 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3434228 mfw fact seagull is just a series of preprogrammed events and i have free will. take THAT fact seagull
>> [_] Anon 3434253 >># based
>> [_] Anon 3434306 >># BTFO ATHEISTS NIHILISM, NOT EVEN ONCE

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[_] Anon 3429263
>> [_] Anon 3429280 i like this allot
>> [_] Anon 3429304 >># Seagull Fact: against popular believe, seagulls can't talk

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[_] Anon 3423651

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[_] happy new year fellas Anon 3413627
>> [_] Anon 3413629 Can we not post Fact Seagull he's kind of a buzzkill
>> [_] Anon 3413649 He's also really more of a 4chan-teller seagull
>> [_] Anon 3413699 you too /f/ella
>> [_] Anon 3413725 You need to step off this nothing matters kick, reposter. Go die and let us live.

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[_] Anon 3407569
>> [_] Anon 3407575 This would actually be good if the nihilistic remarks were more sparsely thrown in, sometimes you get 90% negative thoughts and only 10% facts.
>> [_] Anon 3407609 fuck you fact seagull

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[_] Anon 3405945
>> [_] Anon 3406006 this flash is one of the most retarded things ever, made by a nihilistic teen faggot who couldnt even get the "real" facts inside right. all in all superficial cuts while listening to linkin park/10

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[_] Only true facts. Anon 3404616

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[_] Anon 3403692 TaB soda is a product of the Coca Cola Company! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3403693 Your demise will go largely unnoticed!
>> [_] Anon 3403697 >># Another edgelord talking to himself uploaded this flash again? fuck off
>> [_] Anon 3403745 >># "Your birth was an accident regretted by all involved."
>> [_] Anon 3403794 "Every change is for the worse"
>> [_] Anon 3403812 >># Lots and lots of opinions, so very few facts.
>> [_] Anon 3403832 >># That's like, your opinion man.

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[_] fact seagull knows everything Anon 3401584
>> [_] Anon 3401589 the truth hurts, Fact Seagull.
>> [_] Anon 3401620 no
>> [_] Anon 3401634 >># I see some reflection here, stop with your edgy shit. Saying you die spiritually doesn't count as a fact
>> [_] Anon 3401638 >># Fact Seagull is a fucking asshole.
>> [_] Anon 3401656 most of these can be BTFO'd by JESUS CHRIST!

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[_] Anon 3399723

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[_] Anon 3395935
>> [_] Anon 3395938 my man, spreading knowledge
>> [_] Anon 3395970 Fact Anon says: Even though fact seagull Isn't wrong, remember that there's more to life than just negative and self deprecating thoughts
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 3395974 Fuck you fact seagull and also at the same time I'll miss your stupid negative ass if /f/ ever goes the way of the dinosaur.

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[_] Anon 3392632

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[_] Anon 3390092
>> [_] Anon 3390182 fuck you top of the board bitchass

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[_] Anon 3387842 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3387844 based
>> [_] Anon 3387849 wait wait wait, the yolk of an egg is a single cell? ok my mind is blown, nevermind the "time to kill yourself stuff" thats not news
>> [_] Anon 3387867 The problem with this is the ratio of actual facts to nihilistic comments is way out of whack. Too many times it opens up with 2 or 3 meanspirited lines so you don't even have time to settle into the idea this is just a fact-spewing loop. Without that, you can't get surprised by the negative facts. Really this needs to be programmed to always start the first 3 or 4 comments with facts before slowly descending into the depressing comments.
>> [_] Anon 3387868 i can turn off fact seagull, but fact seagull cannot turn me off. i am the apex predator. i am the danger
>> [_] Anon 3387871 >># Fact seagull will survive you.
>> [_] Anon 3387873 >># Fact Seagull can only turn me on.
>> [_] Anon 3387874 >># fact seagull will never know the heights and depths of being alive, which existence is pointless without
>> [_] Anon 3387879 >># I'm sure your memories of those heights and depths will keep you warm in your grave.
>> [_] Anon 3387880 >># i hope you find your peace anon
>> [_] Anon 3387881 >># I'd expect to be dead while in my grave so my warmth matters little.
>> [_] Anon 3387912 >># swfs are already old and outdated, it's only a matter of time before technology advances beyond anyone's attempts to preserve him sure he'll outlast me somewhere, on somebody's computer, but even his time is but a drop in the cosmic bucket

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[_] Anon 3378027
>> [_] Anon 3378124 This thing keeps getting worse, because the ratio of facts is way off. It's much more effective when it's like, one in 10 chance of getting the nihilistic factoids, and the rest are actual factoids. When it's just a stream of nihilism, the effect is sort of lost.
>> [_] Anon 3378125 >># I know what you mean, it does feel off
>> [_] Anon 3378126 >># haha nothing matters bros, i feel so enlightened *tips
>> [_] Anon 3378127 >># >nihilism factoids >nihilism >factual hmm
>> [_] Anon 3378133 >># Instead of (I assume) randomly sampling from all nihilisms and facts, it should split them up. Draw a random fact 95% of the time, and a random nihilism 5% of the time. That way the ratio of stored nihilisms to facts is independent to the displayed ratio.

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[_] Anon 3375877

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[_] Anon 3365484
>> [_] Anon 3365550 this had opportunity to be a cool flash if it weren't for the 12y/o nihilist shit
>> [_] Anon 3365594 >># There's no god. It's fact accept it.
>> [_] Anon 3365611 >># Actually, that reminds me, anyone know that weeb clock giving advices with a glasses anime girl ?
>> [_] Anon 3365613 >># yuki-chan.swf?

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[_] Anon 3362404
>> [_] Anon 3362447 This is too fast to read.
>> [_] Anon 3362483 Music source?
>> [_] Anon 3362485 >># >This is too fast to read. One way or another this seagull makes neckbeards angry.

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[_] Anon 3361582
>> [_] Anon 3361592 >># What is the tune this plays?
>> [_] Anon 3361630 >># Took me two seconds to find it online. "Sad Loop (8 bit)" by Flipwillie.

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[_] Anon 3358811

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[_] Anon 3357868 classic

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[_] Anon 3352159
>> [_] Anon 3352178 '''''fact''''' seagull >"I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end", Just like millions of people, I live inland. There has never been a seagull anywhere near my town, apartment nor windowsill. Then it goes on to contradict itself by saying >"Society does not include you", implying I am the exception, followed by >"You are not the exception", >"Red, green, and blue are the primary colours of light", RGB is not *the* primary color system. CMYK is equal and RYB is also used. And none of this has to do anything with actual light wavelengths. Fuck seagulls, these four '''''facts''''' were enough.
>> [_] Anon 3352202 >># imagine being this autistic
>> [_] Anon 3352204 >resize >no song name
>> [_] Anon 3352259 >># It sounds like a remix of the gravity falls theme. https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/ 259908

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[_] Anon 3350791 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3350946 this shit goes too fast
>> [_] Anon 3350947 >># >"Your flesh was constructed upon the graves of hundreds of innocent beasts", >"Every breath you take brings you one instant closer to your inevitable demise", >"There is no God", "Your demise will go largely unnoticed", >"The Declaration of Independance was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776", >"The world's largest rubber band ball is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than 700,000 rubber bands", >"Thousands of tiny lives die within you as you read this very sentence", >"Greater men than you have, do, and always will exist in all of your pursuits", >"The Mississippi River is the largest river system in the United States and the largest of North America", >"The per capita GDP of france is $33,744", "Your birth was an accident regretted by all who were involved", >"79 is the 22nd prime number", "Red, green, and blue are the primary colours of light", >"I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end",
>> [_] Anon 3350949 >># >"Fear is the manifestation of your personal inadequacies", >"True love awaits no one", >"Tetris was created by Alexey Pazhitnov on June 6, 1984", >"No afterlife awaits you", >"Systematic attempts to evolve a system of perspective are usually considered to have begun around the 5th century B.C. in the art of Ancient Greece", >"Your body and mind grow weaker every day as the beasts outside grow ever stronger", >"The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water, with 33.7% salinity", >"Nothing can silence the voices", >"My children hunger for your blood", >"The atomic symbol for gold is 'Au' ", >"Nothing is permenant, everything you know will eventually come to an end",
>> [_] Anon 3350950 >># >"Zeus is the King of the Gods in Greek Mythology", >"Nothing can escape the cold embrace of undoing", >" 'Petrol bomb' is another name for 'Molotov Cocktail' ", >".Due to anti-German sentiment in the United States, sauerkraut was renamed 'victory cabbage' throughout the duration of World War I", >"Marcel Proust's seven-volume novel In Search of Lost Time was written from 1909-1922 and contains over 2000 characters", >"A standard daiquiri consists of rum, lime juice and sugar", >"The fifth A on a piano has a standard tuning of 440 hertz", >"Chick-fil-A has a company-wide policy of keeping locations closed on Sundays in accordance with Christian ideals embedded in the company's corporate promise statement", >"The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg Zhornitskiy", >"A cacograph is a deliberate misspelling of a word for comical effect", >"In March of 2010, an official scientific council determined that an asteroid collision was responsible for the mass-extinction at the end of Mesozoic Era",
>> [_] Anon 3350951 >># >" 'The Himalayas,' an 18-hole course of putting greens in the town of St. Andrews, Scotland, is considered to be the first miniature golf course", >"An egg tooth is used by avian and reptilian offspring to break through an egg during hatching", >"Churchill Downs is the host track of the Kentucky Derby", >"The character of James Bond was created by Ian Fleming", >"Angel Falls in Venezuela is the world's highest waterfall", >" 'Shin splints' is the layman's term for medial tibial stress syndrome" >"In cooking, the use of a salt crust helps to internally steam a food item and give it the outward texture of a roasted dish", >"The Football War was a four-day war fought by El Salvador and Honduras in 1969", >"Merv Griffin has earned over $70 million in royalties for the composition 'Think!' featured in the game show Jeopardy!", >"The original voice of Meowth in the animated children's show Pokémon was Nathan Price",
>> [_] Anon 3350952 >># >"All the world's a stage, and your loved ones are just actors", >"You are wasting life in the unfounded belief that your time accrues interest", >"The existence of a 'soul' has never been proven for a reason", >"You have no influence over your future", >"They are just not that into you", >"The problem is not the rest of the world; the problem is you", >"Your offspring will be just as mundane as you", >"You will hurt your foot", >"Everyone you know and everything you cherish is all drifting apart like exiles on driftwood and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it", >"Society does not include you",
>> [_] Anon 3350953 >># >"Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone", >"You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all", >"Your children will grow up in an unforgiving and indifferent world", >"Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of", >"Every change is for the worse", >"To die for your country is worse than to die for nothing", >"Human beings are the disease", >"Let go of the rail, let go of the rail", >" 'Blog' is a portmanteu of the words 'web' and 'log' ", >"The four types of tennis court surfaces classified for used in professional play are Clay, Hard, Grass and Carpet",
>> [_] Anon 3350954 >># >"Men on average find women with a .7:1 waist-hip ratio the most physically attractive overall", >"The domestic cat is classified as an invasive species", >"The yolk of an egg and its germinal disc is a single cell", >"Lonesome George is the name of the last known remaining Pinta Island Tortoise", >"Venison is deer meat", >"A 'Two-Spirit' is a transgender person who identifies as having both a male and a female gender", >"The 'Parmigiano-Reggiano' name for cheese is a trademarked in Europe", >"After water and tea, beer is the third most popular drink worldwide", >"Maple syrup is sap from the maple tree", >"Polaris is the name of the earth's current northern pole star", >"The Gulf Stream is part of the ocean current system called the North Atlantic Gyre", >"The Herring Gull is the most common gull in Asia, North America and western Europe",
>> [_] Anon 3350955 >># >"The Starbucks Corporation is the largest coffeehouse company worldwide", >"Carnival is a pre-lentin worldwide festival celebrated with street parties and parades", >"The Dutch oliebol is a deep-fried ball of dough coated with powdered sugar", >"The card game Uno was created in 1971", >"The rent for normally landing on a railroad in Monopoly when another player owns all four is $200", >"TaB soda is a product of the Coca Cola Company", >"You have done nothing right", >"You will die alone", >"Your words have no weight in the world", >"If you take a stand for your foolish beliefs, no one will stand behind you", >"Those in charge see you as no more danger to them than a phytoplankton", >"Your name will be placed on a gravestone and then quickly forgotten", >"Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits",
>> [_] Anon 3350956 >># >"You are 999,999 in a million", >"Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore that you really are", >"You make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball on a brick wall", >"No one's life would be worse without you in it", >"You are but a placeholder for the person who comes after you", >"They only laugh at your jokes out of pity", >"Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment", >"No one is keeping tally of your feeble existence but you", >"The causes you have taken up are laughable", >"A garbage bag is just as good a home to a dead man", >"The worms look at you as a number waiting to be called out in the deli line", and my personal favorite >"Nothing will make up for the shameful things you have done";
>> [_] Anon 3350974 >facts >half are unfounded opinions
>> [_] Anon 3351006 You know fact seagull I fucking hate you and the fact that one day you'll be gone is both a comfort and a shitty feeling. I love you fact seagull but at the same time fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 3351014 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># ty

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[_] Anon 3335825

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[_] I love you /f/ Anon 3328488 Let's grow old together.
>> [_] Anon 3328492 >># This is really good
>> [_] Anon 3328559 " society does not include you " Too close to home...

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[_] Welcome to reality 1̵̀͢͠6̶̀0̵̛̕͟7́͞1̛̀̕͘4̴̷̕͟0̨̨͢͠2̢̕͡͝6̴͡͠ ̵̨ 3326715 The truth hurts, doesn't it?
>> [_] Anon 3326716 >># Why does this seagull lie every now and then? Why does this flash imply certain things the maker merely feels like are true? Why does the stupidity and attitude of this flash hurt more than the statements made? Stupidity hurts, but only after you know.
>> [_] Anon 3326717 >># fact: op is a retard with an inane sense of humor on par with an edgy adolescent
>> [_] Anon 3326849 OP misspelled Faggot

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[_] Anon 3325416 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3325505 Gadzooks this is so much edgier than I remember

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[_] 100% True Facts Anon 3321924

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[_] Anon 3316528
>> [_] Anon 3316562 >le edgy nihilism bird
>> [_] Anon 3316568 >># He's right, you know.
>> [_] Anon 3316632 >># >Le I can't accept bitter reality.
>> [_] Anon 3316639 More like negative outlook seagull. Misery loves company.

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[_] Remember Anon 3315655 Sex is the only thing that matters. Your life is 100% meaningless unless someone is fucking you. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3315728 reposting nigger
>> [_] Anon 3315731 >># Sex is no more romantic and no less shameful than any other mortal compulsion or bodily function
>> [_] Anon 3315735 >># >># >Current year +2 >being a reductionist ISHYGDDT
>> [_] Anon 3315760 >># Good. My VR waifu is fucking me daily!

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[_] A gift to /pol/ from /f/ Anon 3314640 Enjoy these wonderful facts about the world and yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3314641 haha just like rick and morty xDD
>> [_] Anon 3314667 >># What's rick and morty?
>> [_] Anon 3314724 What is the music from?
>> [_] Anon 3314726 >># rock and mortar
>> [_] Anon 3314735 it's a shit gift fuck off /pol/

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[_] Anon 3305383 Happy 2018
>> [_] Anon 3305397 >># Fuck you too, seagull.
>> [_] Anon 3305398 >># do you hate the truth so much anon?
>> [_] Anon 3305460 >># Fuck your self created truth, that is no truth it just the shout of a very pessmisstic bering think who knows it all and that is shitty flash we see now known as that annoying Seagull. Dont fucking like act like you are god, and you own the ulitmate Truth shitty Anon!
>> [_] Anon 3305466 >># just because it's negative and pessimistic doesn't make it any less true denying something because its depressing and stating that an "annoying" seagull brings about anons "acting like god" seems way more unbelievable to me go ahead and correct any false claims this flash is trying to make I'll be waiting here
>> [_] Anon 3305472 >># is that a fact?
>> [_] Anon 3305482 >># >My children cry for your blood. >implying you have any children. XDDDDDDDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 3305483 >># Also, nice dubs anon.

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[_] Today sucks... Anon 3300989
>> [_] Anon 3300991 you suck
>> [_] Anon 3300996 >># fuck off, fact seagull
>> [_] Anon 3300998 >># you fuck off
>> [_] Anon 3301030 >># im gonna fuck you in the ass
>> [_] Anon 3301034 >your friends keep you around... >your children will... smug anime face

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[_] Anon 3300347

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[_] Anon 3296058
>> [_] Anon 3296066 >># strive to prove this bitchass seagull wrong lads
>> [_] Anon 3296068 >># i literally cant
>> [_] Anon 3296169 fact seagull is not trying to break you down, hes setting you free.
>> [_] Anon 3296172 >># make the world's biggest rubber-band-ball?
>> [_] Anon 3296178 >># It's your destiny.

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[_] I hate myself. Anon 3291926 How about you?
>> [_] Anon 3291934 So fix yourself you pensive fuck

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[_] i dont have halloween swfs Anon 3291285 so here's the next scariest thing: the nihilistic truths dictated by the bird
>> [_] Anon 3291338 It might not be Halloween related but it's still an all time favorite
>> [_] Anon 3291339 >get fact about america >close swf I gotta say, it was a good day
>> [_] Anon 3291371 >Someday the novelty of your personality will wear of and the people will see what bore you really are There never was any novelty to begin with. [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 3291374 >Your capitalist war machine cannot support itself indefinitely WITNESS ME
>> [_] Anon 3291379 >># >my beliefs are facts.swf

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[_] Anon 3290347

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[_] Anon 3287052
>> [_] Anon 3287053 >LET GO OF THE RAIL, LET GO OF THE RAIL Every time.
>> [_] Anon 3287083 I remember this having more facts than uh facts that are related to me

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[_] Anon 3283200 Real sarsd boi hours Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3283202 stop being a pitiful human being and having this flash saved, it's pessimism, not fact.
>> [_] Anon 3283262 >># Ikr. "Society does not include you." By definition it does include everyone.
>> [_] Anon 3283309 >># this The amount of Nietzsche fanboys who fellate themselves to the edge in this is just plain pathetic
>> [_] Anon 3283355 >Blog is a portmanteau of Web and Blog moreso a contraction.

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[_] Have you atoned for your sins today? Anon 3281507

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[_] Anon 3279013
>> [_] Anon 3279016 holy moly its been a while since I saw this last
>> [_] Anon 3279020 >># it gets posted every other day never believe in pessimism.
>> [_] Anon 3279037 Fact: Fact Seagull is a dick.
>> [_] Anon 3279057 "you make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball does on a wall" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkKcrbB9 3DU AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT YOU SHITTY BIRD
>> [_] Anon 3279075 >># Fact Seagull: One day no one will remember the times you spent posting Fact Seagull.

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[_] Anon 3278587 >># Yuki isn't facts

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[_] Anon 3276795
>> [_] Anon 3276815 permanent was spelled wrong in this flash
>> [_] Anon 3276817 I'm going to shoot fact seagull with a bow and arrow.
>> [_] Fact seagull 3276822 >># you can't shoot something that doesn't exist.
>> [_] Anon 3276837 >># Daily reminder that Pessimistic opinions=/=fact
>> [_] Anon 3276868 >># I CAN AND I WILL
>> [_] Anon 3276896 >># The outdated Lonesome George fact bummed me out more than anything else. Here's a fun fact: Lonesome George died under mysterious circumstances. He shouldn't have had a heart attack at his age (Only around 100 at the time of passing) and as far as I can tell through lazy Internet searches he didn't have any heart conditions prior. I think it was a cover-up of some sort. Maybe his lead caretaker fucked up his diet or medication by mistake, or maybe there was another minor health problem brought on by his environment and they said he died naturally to prevent going down as the people who murdered the last Pinta Island tortoise. Whatever happened, he was bizarrely young to have died of "old age".
>> [_] Anon 3276946 >hehe I'm such le edgy rebel anarchist emo sad boy xD OP, maybe you should fellate a shotgun and press the trigger.
>> [_] Anon 3276947 >nothing will make the voices go away Thanks for reminding me Fact Seagull. Fucking prick.

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[_] Someday fact seagull will be posted for the last time Anon 3275658
>> [_] Anon 3275680 >># that day is not today though
>> [_] Anon 3275686 >># within 3 years, it will, and it's nihilistic retardation will come to an end.
>> [_] Anon 3275698 >tfw you will never kill fact seagull
>> [_] Anon 3275739 >># "One day they woke him up, so he can live for much longer! the same will never happen to you!"

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[_] Anon 3274716 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3274725 I have always wondered the sound source for this, anyone know? I don't have a smartphone anymore so I can't try the soundhound and stuff unfortunately.
>> [_] Anon 3274726 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908
>> [_] Anon 3274729 >># Thank you
>> [_] Anon 3274745 edgy
>> [_] Anon 3274797 >Lonesome george is the last >tfw he's dead now
>> [_] A 3274852 Hola

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[_] Anon 3271373

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[_] Anon 3270463
>> [_] Anon 3270486 >># Thanks for posting this. I've been spending time archiving interesting flashes, and strange things such as this are ideal.
>> [_] Anon 3270489 that fade at the end was really cheap and it still made a little pop where the audio cut happened

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[_] Anon 3260360 FACT TIME
>> [_] Anon 3260408 Reminder that Facts=/=pessimism.
>> [_] Anon 3260450 >># Yeah, if you're lucky.
>> [_] Anon 3260451 >># I mean pessimistic opinions that have no way of being proven. The whole joke about the flash is that it wants you to an hero.

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[_] Hate yourself Anon 3258559 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3258566 >># This could have been poignant but it relies too heavily on nihilism that's been done to death and is currently being killed further by shows like Rick and Morty. There are also some points it raises that are far too specific to apply to most people, and while yeah they might make the odd shut in sad ("your family prays for your absence") these are going to miss the mark for everyone else.
>> [_] Anon 3258571 >># >>someone ate 8 pounds of mayonnaise in one sitting just to get in a stupid book
>> [_] Anon 3258573 This was 'trendy' so many years ago, but only rings hollow nowadays. *sigh*
>> [_] Anon 3258578 >># Anon. Just because nihilism has been done to death by shows like rick and morty doesn't make it any less valid. What say you to that?
>> [_] Anon 3258591 >># It doesn't make you special to realize that nothing matters anymore, so you can't even sit in smug self-satisfaction. The one thing you gave yourself in this empty space.
>> [_] Anon 3258594 >># >so you can't even sit in smug self-satisfaction But what if you don't and just understand the fact that nothing really matters?
>> [_] Anon 3258595 >># >Just because nihilism has been done to death by shows like rick and morty doesn't make it any less valid. It doesn't make it less valid, It does make it more boring however. A lot of nihilisms punch comes from its bitter and sudden gut punches though, by overplaying it nihilism may actually become less compelling to people though, so in a way you could argue that doing it to death might make it less valid in that sense. Hadn't really considered that before typing out this post though.
>> [_] Anon 3258601 >># You know you do, or at least did, when you thought of yourself compared to others, which is human nature. "Well, it doesn't matter if others are better anyway, because it's all pointless. At least I can realize that, those poor fools" Don't you just hate how everyone else projects all the time?
>> [_] Anon 3258612 Guys, it's fucking /f/. On 4chan no less. Quit pissing in a ocean of piss, nobody wants to hear people wax poetic on something that's supposed to make you sad. Go outside or go drink yourself into oblivion or some bullshit. Nothing like this ever helps.
>> [_] Anon 3258625 >># The Key To Media Success is to identify what is currently neglected, and raep it to death. Then you look like the edgiest media wonk on the planet. However, as our Bible teaches us... >Ecclesiastes 1:9 >The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is >that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
>> [_] NewfagHaikuu !7Cgw28xmuk 3258654 Good for a chill night, thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 3258655 >># Then you are free to do whatever you wish. If you truly, truly belive that nothing matters. If nothing matters, even your morals or people's lives or what they belive, why aren't you causing chaos and killing everyone? What is stopping you? Why won't you just stop breathing if it doesn't matter?
>> [_] Anon 3258665 Seagulls -> instantly thought about /cgl/
>> [_] Anon 3258678 >># >>that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun. Sounds like we need to go beyond our pathetic little star and achieve heights we never thought possible.
>> [_] Anon 3258693 DON'T GIVE UP I SAID, DON'T GIVE UP BELIEVE IN THE /f/ THAT BELIEVES IN YOU JUST DOOOOOOOOOOO IT
>> [_] Anon 3258697 >># >quoting bible I sometimes forget that we're in a christian board
>> [_] Anon 3258698 Only time will tell now.
>> [_] Anon 3258763 >># I've been here some years and have never seen someone quote the bible.
>> [_] Anon 3258768 >># Because I guess I'm Nihilist-lite. Or maybe because what I truly want the most is what's good for humanity.
>> [_] Anon 3258769 >># ... and yet it's nothing new. I've done it many times. :^) >># Praise the Lord and pass the buckshot.
>> [_] Anon 3258774 >># NEBER GIVU APPU

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[_] Anon 3257648

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[_] Anon 3235857
>> [_] Anon 3235894 I don't like fact seagull
>> [_] Anon 3235964 >your body has been built upon the grave of thousands of innocents beasts that's fucking metal

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[_] Anon 3233441
>> [_] Anon 3233446 "Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone" Fucking fact seagull...
>> [_] Anon 3233489 >sleepless nights Fucking fact seagull, you dont know me
>> [_] Anon 3233493 >># >that audio loop whoever did this failed miserably
>> [_] Anon 3233507 >># This, I sleep like a log dosed with ketamine.

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[_] Anon 3232194 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3232197 Why is it worse to die for your country then it is to die for nothing? I don't understand.
>> [_] Anon 3232199 >># I think it means you die in someone elses war? For greedy corrupt politicians who orchestrate it that is
>> [_] Anon 3232200 I don't get it, why does this always get to me
>> [_] Anon 3232275 that edge
>> [_] Anon 3232311 >># That's where I stopped, that shit got way too deep 4 me. I'm just trying to jack it.
>> [_] = 3232346 >># Trying a little too hard there, little seagull.

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[_] birdflu Anon 3230346 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3230375 >># >opinion >fact choose one
>> [_] Anon 3230477 Fact Seagull is like a friend of mine, He knows some shit about shit, but he assumes that he knows all shit because he knows a little bit of shit about shit. Unfortunately, he can't tell the difference between the shit he knows and the shit he thinks. Ain't that some shit?

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[_] Anon 3218667 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3218681 Fuck you seagull
>> [_] Anon 3218698 This shit is made to depress no shit
>> [_] Anon 3218716 >># i agree with the seagull most the time, but i find spite to be just as good a reason to live as any
>> [_] Anon 3218718 >># >Fuck you, world! I'll stay alive BECAUSE you hate me. Not a bad way to look at it, actually.
>> [_] Anon 3218719 >># take a page from cancer's book. do whatever you want until someone takes a knife to you
>> [_] Anon 3218722 >opinion seagull
>> [_] Anon 3218817 fuck you fact seagull everything about you makes everyone sad

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[_] Anon 3217776 post sadness now

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[_] Anon 3216755 post sad

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[_] Anon 3212994 let's get some sad up in here

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[_] Anon 3207097

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[_] Anon 3206148
>> [_] Anon 3206152 song

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[_] Anon 3202998
>> [_] Anon 3203024 >># >red green and blue are the primary colours of light delete this

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[_] Anon 3199048

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[_] Anon 3198171
>> [_] Anon 3198215 >># T-thanks
>> [_] Anon 3198257 song?

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[_] I hate myself... Anon 3193551

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[_] I'm sad now... Anon 3191370 I can't believe it took me this long to realize that /f/ is a degenerate board full of liberals and SJW faggots. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3191398 Since things won't get better with that attitude, you have already eliminated every reason to worry.
>> [_] Anon 3191406 What the anon above me said is true. Dont worry m80, just watch the flashes. If the majority is to dumb to chance, why waste energy.
>> [_] Heaven 3191421 >># >projecting this hard This is why i hate /pol/
>> [_] Anon 3191422 Don't take the bait
>> [_] Anon 3191427 >># >report /pol/ youtuberips >don't reply to /pol/ baits >arguing doesn't help but encourage more shitposting >at least sage if you feel an itching need to reply >reply to non-/pol/ flashes so it gets on top of them >post real flashes to prune it away more quickly there's really nohting more you can do
>> [_] Anon 3191470 >># Stop bitching about everything. This is literally the reversed version of "Anyone I don't like is Hitler". Time to leave /f/ for good /pol/. If you want to post video clips /wsg/ or /gif/ is more suitable.

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[_] Anon 3181634
>> [_] Anon 3181686 fact seagull knows too many truths
>> [_] Anon 3181729 >># fuck you this is just regular fact seagull not gankro whatever

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[_] Anon 3175442 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3175491 I swear that every time this is posted, the messages are different. They loop, yes, but the loops are different each upload. [spoiler]and they are getting worse each time.[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 3175514 >># Ah, yes, pessimism disguised as fact. I like to listen to what it says just so I can laugh at it.
>> [_] Anon 3175515 >># It is all fact, for me.
>> [_] Anon 3175518 >># 'A pity. That hole, however, you can dig out of.
>> [_] Anon 3175520 >># False optimism is worse than false pessimism. I'd rather believe I'm pathetic and circlejerk in /f/ than believe I'm great and go out, only to fail. It's better to be pleasantly surprised.
>> [_] Erna Solberg 3175559 The seagull has a secret messege. #SycaidaSeagullEdison

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[_] Anon 3169646
>> [_] Anon 3169667 This really needs to be remade. Not enough facts for the 'other facts' to have an impact, and one of the frames of the seagull has terrible fucking artifacts from some type of compression while the other is clean. __

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[_] Anon 3163839
>> [_] Anon 3163904 I see some new ones in here. I wonder how it knows my home address....
>> [_] Anon 3163906 This is 'how to be a loser' propaganda. Negative affirmations. Pure self-destruction motivation. I reject it.
>> [_] Anon 3163912 >># "You will always try and always fail." - Fact Seagull
>> [_] Anon 3163939 >># And that's ok, because you will succeed as well. Selling yourself short results in less competition for those of us that continue to try, sure, but it really just means that we won't be there to be your friend because you chose not to converge on our path, even though you could at anytime. And that's fine because the world is perfect just the way it is. I'm perfect, you're perfect, all entities are perfectly imperfect. If you can't see that, then that's perfect. There are losers and winners in this perfect world. You can be whichever you choose, and I don't care which one you choose. You're perfect to me either way.

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[_] How's your day, /f/? Anon 3145022 Everything's ok?
>> [_] Anon 3145094 I had to put my dog down last night.

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[_] Just in case you though your life had meaning Anon 3137489 It doesn't. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3137492 Then why are you here?
>> [_] Anon 3137493 Why should it matter that my life has no purpose when nothing has any real purpose?
>> [_] Anon 3137495 >># Wouldn't this post be inherently worthless for reminding us about how worthless life is, since it wouldn't matter cause life is worthless right?
>> [_] Anon 3137550 >># the heck is pokmon?
>> [_] Anon 3137575 >humans are a disease >your offspring will be as mundane as you 100 dollars to whoever kills me. just get it over with. im done waiting. i want to see harambe already anyway.
>> [_] Anon 3137579 >a garbage bag is just as good a home for a dead man never seen that one before I swear this has to be updated somehow. also life has no inherent meaning, but humans naturally seek out things that give them a sense of meaning.
>> [_] Anon 3137597 Good ol' fashion nihilism!
>> [_] Anon 3137608 >fact seagull >opinions
>> [_] Anon 3137636 Try absurdism. Even though life has no inherent meaning, doesn't mean that you can't be happy or give it your own.

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[_] Countdown Tomoko 3128509 I'm looking for someone to post the red devil tomoko countdown swf. Can't find look for 1 hour.
>> [_] Anon 3128510 >># >red devil tomoko countdown describe it better
>> [_] Tomoko 3128512 >># It's got tomoko in like leather almost nude. She's red skin. It's got a countdown with fluctuating numbers That's all I got, rip
>> [_] Anon 3128514 >># I've found similar things to what you are searching for, but none in red leather or with red skin. Are you sure it was tomoko?
>> [_] Anon 3128515 >># oh wait nevermind I found it http://swfchan.com/27/134863/
>> [_] Tomoko 3128516 >># I'm pretty sure. I know there were more versions with tomoko
>> [_] Anon 3128518 >># gonna say anything, faggot?

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[_] Anon 3112127
>> [_] Anon 3112129 >"Your flesh was constructed upon the graves of hundreds of innocent beasts", >"Every breath you take brings you one instant closer to your inevitable demise", >"There is no God", "Your demise will go largely unnoticed", >"The Declaration of Independance was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776", >"The world's largest rubber band ball is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than 700,000 rubber bands", >"Thousands of tiny lives die within you as you read this very sentence", >"Greater men than you have, do, and always will exist in all of your pursuits", >"The Mississippi River is the largest river system in the United States and the largest of North America", >"The per capita GDP of france is $33,744", "Your birth was an accident regretted by all who were involved", >"79 is the 22nd prime number", "Red, green, and blue are the primary colours of light", >"I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end",
>> [_] Anon 3112131 >># >"Fear is the manifestation of your personal inadequacies", >"True love awaits no one", >"Tetris was created by Alexey Pazhitnov on June 6, 1984", >"No afterlife awaits you", >"Systematic attempts to evolve a system of perspective are usually considered to have begun around the 5th century B.C. in the art of Ancient Greece", >"Your body and mind grow weaker every day as the beasts outside grow ever stronger", >"The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water, with 33.7% salinity", >"Nothing can silence the voices", >"My children hunger for your blood", >"The atomic symbol for gold is 'Au' ", >"Nothing is permenant, everything you know will eventually come to an end",
>> [_] Anon 3112134 >># >"Zeus is the King of the Gods in Greek Mythology", >"Nothing can escape the cold embrace of undoing", >" 'Petrol bomb' is another name for 'Molotov Cocktail' ", >".Due to anti-German sentiment in the United States, sauerkraut was renamed 'victory cabbage' throughout the duration of World War I", >"Marcel Proust's seven-volume novel In Search of Lost Time was written from 1909-1922 and contains over 2000 characters", >"A standard daiquiri consists of rum, lime juice and sugar", >"The fifth A on a piano has a standard tuning of 440 hertz", >"Chick-fil-A has a company-wide policy of keeping locations closed on Sundays in accordance with Christian ideals embedded in the company's corporate promise statement", >"The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg Zhornitskiy", >"A cacograph is a deliberate misspelling of a word for comical effect", >"In March of 2010, an official scientific council determined that an asteroid collision was responsible for the mass-extinction at the end of Mesozoic Era",
>> [_] Anon 3112136 >># >" 'The Himalayas,' an 18-hole course of putting greens in the town of St. Andrews, Scotland, is considered to be the first miniature golf course", >"An egg tooth is used by avian and reptilian offspring to break through an egg during hatching", >"Churchill Downs is the host track of the Kentucky Derby", >"The character of James Bond was created by Ian Fleming", >"Angel Falls in Venezuela is the world's highest waterfall", >" 'Shin splints' is the layman's term for medial tibial stress syndrome" >"In cooking, the use of a salt crust helps to internally steam a food item and give it the outward texture of a roasted dish", >"The Football War was a four-day war fought by El Salvador and Honduras in 1969", >"Merv Griffin has earned over $70 million in royalties for the composition 'Think!' featured in the game show Jeopardy!", >"The original voice of Meowth in the animated children's show Pokémon was Nathan Price",
>> [_] Anon 3112137 For a fact seagull he has plenty of opinions.
>> [_] Anon 3112138 >># >"By general scientific consensus, MSG has been shown to not be a 'significant health hazard' - though some individuals experience minor health symptoms after consumption due to the placebo effect", >" 'Bollocks' was ranked as the eighth-most offensive word in the English language according to a 2006 study by BBC", >"The first Greyhound race in Great Britain took place on July 24, 1926 at Belle Vue Stadium", >"Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers", >"Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers", >"Mushrooms that have been exposed to UV light are the only natural vegetarian source of vitamin D", >"You will take years off of your own life simply by worrying about things that are out of your control", >"Your government knows more about you than you know about yourself", >"Most people die a thousand spiritual deaths before the arbitrary corporeal one happens", >"You are not the exception",
>> [_] Anon 3112139 >># Dunno why, but the one about bacteria dying by the thousands inside of me actually made me feel a bit sad.
>> [_] Anon 3112144 >># >"All the world's a stage, and your loved ones are just actors", >"You are wasting life in the unfounded belief that your time accrues interest", >"The existence of a 'soul' has never been proven for a reason", >"You have no influence over your future", >"They are just not that into you", >"The problem is not the rest of the world; the problem is you", >"Your offspring will be just as mundane as you", >"You will hurt your foot", >"Everyone you know and everything you cherish is all drifting apart like exiles on driftwood and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it", >"Society does not include you",
>> [_] Anon 3112146 >># >"Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone", >"You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all", >"Your children will grow up in an unforgiving and indifferent world", >"Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of", >"Every change is for the worse", >"To die for your country is worse than to die for nothing", >"Human beings are the disease", >"Let go of the rail, let go of the rail", >" 'Blog' is a portmanteu of the words 'web' and 'log' ", >"The four types of tennis court surfaces classified for used in professional play are Clay, Hard, Grass and Carpet",
>> [_] Anon 3112152 >># >Implying life is anything other than an arbitrary class of unusually ordered pockets within entropy Shig dig fact seagull
>> [_] Anon 3112160 >># >"Men on average find women with a .7:1 waist-hip ratio the most physically attractive overall", >"The domestic cat is classified as an invasive species", >"The yolk of an egg and its germinal disc is a single cell", >"Lonesome George is the name of the last known remaining Pinta Island Tortoise", >"Venison is deer meat", >"A 'Two-Spirit' is a transgender person who identifies as having both a male and a female gender", >"The 'Parmigiano-Reggiano' name for cheese is a trademarked in Europe", >"After water and tea, beer is the third most popular drink worldwide", >"Maple syrup is sap from the maple tree", >"Polaris is the name of the earth's current northern pole star", >"The Gulf Stream is part of the ocean current system called the North Atlantic Gyre", >"The Herring Gull is the most common gull in Asia, North America and western Europe",
>> [_] Anon 3112161 >># >"The Starbucks Corporation is the largest coffeehouse company worldwide", >"Carnival is a pre-lentin worldwide festival celebrated with street parties and parades", >"The Dutch oliebol is a deep-fried ball of dough coated with powdered sugar", >"The card game Uno was created in 1971", >"The rent for normally landing on a railroad in Monopoly when another player owns all four is $200", >"TaB soda is a product of the Coca Cola Company", >"You have done nothing right", >"You will die alone", >"Your words have no weight in the world", >"If you take a stand for your foolish beliefs, no one will stand behind you", >"Those in charge see you as no more danger to them than a phytoplankton", >"Your name will be placed on a gravestone and then quickly forgotten", >"Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits",
>> [_] Anon 3112162 >># >"You are 999,999 in a million", >"Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore that you really are", >"You make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball on a brick wall", >"No one's life would be worse without you in it", >"You are but a placeholder for the person who comes after you", >"They only laugh at your jokes out of pity", >"Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment", >"No one is keeping tally of your feeble existence but you", >"The causes you have taken up are laughable", >"A garbage bag is just as good a home to a dead man", >"The worms look at you as a number waiting to be called out in the deli line", and my personal favorite >"Nothing will make up for the shameful things you have done";
>> [_] Anon 3112309 gets me every time I'm gonna go and listen to depressive music now
>> [_] Anon 3112311 >># This is why I've always disliked Fact Seagull. There are far too many negative ones for it to hit you with any weight anyway. This is just Insulting Seagull.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3098443
>> [_] Anon 3098445 >># what's the music from?
>> [_] Anon 3098449 >"Your flesh was constructed upon the graves of hundreds of innocent beasts", >"Every breath you take brings you one instant closer to your inevitable demise", >"There is no God", "Your demise will go largely unnoticed", >"The Declaration of Independance was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776", >"The world's largest rubber band ball is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than 700,000 rubber bands", >"Thousands of tiny lives die within you as you read this very sentence", >"Greater men than you have, do, and always will exist in all of your pursuits", >"The Mississippi River is the largest river system in the United States and the largest of North America", >"The per capita GDP of france is $33,744", "Your birth was an accident regretted by all who were involved", >"79 is the 22nd prime number", "Red, green, and blue are the primary colours of light", >"I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end",
>> [_] Anon 3098451 >># >"Fear is the manifestation of your personal inadequacies", >"True love awaits no one", >"Tetris was created by Alexey Pazhitnov on June 6, 1984", >"No afterlife awaits you", >"Systematic attempts to evolve a system of perspective are usually considered to have begun around the 5th century B.C. in the art of Ancient Greece", >"Your body and mind grow weaker every day as the beasts outside grow ever stronger", >"The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water, with 33.7% salinity", >"Nothing can silence the voices", >"My children hunger for your blood", >"The atomic symbol for gold is 'Au' ", >"Nothing is permenant, everything you know will eventually come to an end",
>> [_] Anon 3098452 >># >"Every action you take may result in your death", >"Your family prays for your absence", >"Granite is part of the felsic rock family", >"Your capitalist war machine cannot feed itself indefinitly", >"In the grand scheme of things, dust is no less significant than you", >"A meteor is the visible streak of light that occurs when a meteoroid enters the Earth's atmosphere", >"Life may exist on other planets, but it cares not of yours", >"A fruit is a structure of a plant that contains its seeds", "There is no escape", >"Oxygen gas constitutes 20.9% of the volume of air", >"No medicine will cure the sickness that lives within you", >"Criminals have a more positive effect on society than you",
>> [_] Anon 3098453 >># >"Zeus is the King of the Gods in Greek Mythology", >"Nothing can escape the cold embrace of undoing", >" 'Petrol bomb' is another name for 'Molotov Cocktail' ", >".Due to anti-German sentiment in the United States, sauerkraut was renamed 'victory cabbage' throughout the duration of World War I", >"Marcel Proust's seven-volume novel In Search of Lost Time was written from 1909-1922 and contains over 2000 characters", >"A standard daiquiri consists of rum, lime juice and sugar", >"The fifth A on a piano has a standard tuning of 440 hertz", >"Chick-fil-A has a company-wide policy of keeping locations closed on Sundays in accordance with Christian ideals embedded in the company's corporate promise statement", >"The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg Zhornitskiy", >"A cacograph is a deliberate misspelling of a word for comical effect", >"In March of 2010, an official scientific council determined that an asteroid collision was responsible for the mass-extinction at the end of Mesozoic Era",
>> [_] Anon 3098455 Edge seagull.
>> [_] Anon 3098456 >># >" 'The Himalayas,' an 18-hole course of putting greens in the town of St. Andrews, Scotland, is considered to be the first miniature golf course", >"An egg tooth is used by avian and reptilian offspring to break through an egg during hatching", >"Churchill Downs is the host track of the Kentucky Derby", >"The character of James Bond was created by Ian Fleming", >"Angel Falls in Venezuela is the world's highest waterfall", >" 'Shin splints' is the layman's term for medial tibial stress syndrome" >"In cooking, the use of a salt crust helps to internally steam a food item and give it the outward texture of a roasted dish", >"The Football War was a four-day war fought by El Salvador and Honduras in 1969", >"Merv Griffin has earned over $70 million in royalties for the composition 'Think!' featured in the game show Jeopardy!", >"The original voice of Meowth in the animated children's show Pokémon was Nathan Price",
>> [_] Anon 3098458 >># >"By general scientific consensus, MSG has been shown to not be a 'significant health hazard' - though some individuals experience minor health symptoms after consumption due to the placebo effect", >" 'Bollocks' was ranked as the eighth-most offensive word in the English language according to a 2006 study by BBC", >"The first Greyhound race in Great Britain took place on July 24, 1926 at Belle Vue Stadium", >"Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers", >"Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers", >"Mushrooms that have been exposed to UV light are the only natural vegetarian source of vitamin D", >"You will take years off of your own life simply by worrying about things that are out of your control", >"Your government knows more about you than you know about yourself", >"Most people die a thousand spiritual deaths before the arbitrary corporeal one happens", >"You are not the exception",
>> [_] Anon 3098459 >># >"All the world's a stage, and your loved ones are just actors", >"You are wasting life in the unfounded belief that your time accrues interest", >"The existence of a 'soul' has never been proven for a reason", >"You have no influence over your future", >"They are just not that into you", >"The problem is not the rest of the world; the problem is you", >"Your offspring will be just as mundane as you", >"You will hurt your foot", >"Everyone you know and everything you cherish is all drifting apart like exiles on driftwood and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it", >"Society does not include you",
>> [_] Anon 3098461 >># >"Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone", >"You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all", >"Your children will grow up in an unforgiving and indifferent world", >"Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of", >"Every change is for the worse", >"To die for your country is worse than to die for nothing", >"Human beings are the disease", >"Let go of the rail, let go of the rail", >" 'Blog' is a portmanteu of the words 'web' and 'log' ", >"The four types of tennis court surfaces classified for used in professional play are Clay, Hard, Grass and Carpet",
>> [_] Anon 3098462 >># >"Men on average find women with a .7:1 waist-hip ratio the most physically attractive overall", >"The domestic cat is classified as an invasive species", >"The yolk of an egg and its germinal disc is a single cell", >"Lonesome George is the name of the last known remaining Pinta Island Tortoise", >"Venison is deer meat", >"A 'Two-Spirit' is a transgender person who identifies as having both a male and a female gender", >"The 'Parmigiano-Reggiano' name for cheese is a trademarked in Europe", >"After water and tea, beer is the third most popular drink worldwide", >"Maple syrup is sap from the maple tree", >"Polaris is the name of the earth's current northern pole star", >"The Gulf Stream is part of the ocean current system called the North Atlantic Gyre", >"The Herring Gull is the most common gull in Asia, North America and western Europe",
>> [_] Anon 3098464 >># >"The Starbucks Corporation is the largest coffeehouse company worldwide", >"Carnival is a pre-lentin worldwide festival celebrated with street parties and parades", >"The Dutch oliebol is a deep-fried ball of dough coated with powdered sugar", >"The card game Uno was created in 1971", >"The rent for normally landing on a railroad in Monopoly when another player owns all four is $200", >"TaB soda is a product of the Coca Cola Company", >"You have done nothing right", >"You will die alone", >"Your words have no weight in the world", >"If you take a stand for your foolish beliefs, no one will stand behind you", >"Those in charge see you as no more danger to them than a phytoplankton", >"Your name will be placed on a gravestone and then quickly forgotten", >"Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits",
>> [_] Anon 3098466 >># >"You are 999,999 in a million", >"Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore that you really are", >"You make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball on a brick wall", >"No one's life would be worse without you in it", >"You are but a placeholder for the person who comes after you", >"They only laugh at your jokes out of pity", >"Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment", >"No one is keeping tally of your feeble existence but you", >"The causes you have taken up are laughable", >"A garbage bag is just as good a home to a dead man", >"The worms look at you as a number waiting to be called out in the deli line", and my personal favorite >"Nothing will make up for the shameful things you have done";
>> [_] Anon 3098467 >># I still wait for someone that will code it so facts get gradually darker
>> [_] Anon 3098468 >># This is exactly what I want.
>> [_] Anon 3098530 >># New Filename pls

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3095862
>> [_] Anon 3095896 depressed cynical seagull*

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] tfw u need 2 cheer up and then /f/ is shit Anon 3093014
>> [_] Anon 3093063 it's not worth it
>> [_] Anon 3093102 >># This is longest he went without shittalking me. Like 10 fun facts in a row. Maybe its a sign that im not as pathetic as I was last time I saw him.
>> [_] Anon 3093103 "You will hurt your foot" Just end me now.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] I agree, /f/ is shit tonight Anon 3085492
>> [_] Anon 3085498 >You'll hurt your foot Fuck you, Fact Seagull >:(
>> [_] Anon 3085525 >># Thank you seagull, i'm gonna kill myself.
>> [_] Anon 3085533 Sauce for the music?
>> [_] Anon 3085566 "In cooking, the use of a salt crust helps to internally steam a food item and give it the outward texture of a roasted dish" That's very factful. Thanks as always fact seagull!
>> [_] Anon 3085584 Stupid Brits, I use bollocks in place of real swear words.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 3084545 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3084561 >let go of the rail, let go of the rail The fuck, man? It's Friday night, ain't got time for this depressing shit. Save that for Wednesday.
>> [_] Anon 3084582 Is it just me, or is this fact seagull more cruel than usual?
>> [_] Anon 3084586 >There is no God Stopped watching there
>> [_] Anon 3084587 >A cacograph is a deliberate misspelling of a word for comedic effect Huh. I learned something interesting today. Thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 3084593 What is this song?
>> [_] Anon 3084601 >># Went looking for it one time, I just remember it was published on newgrounds, just called "sad loop" Hope that puts you in the right direction
>> [_] Anon 3084661 Thanks mr seagulls
>> [_] Anon 3084663 >># >nothing is permenant Stopped reading there, I don't trust in someone who can't spell a word as simple as permanent right.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] It's 1:31 AM /// 3078664
>> [_] Anon 3078691 this would be better if the fact to out of place quote ratio was more like 95% to 5%
>> [_] Anon 3078695 anyone know the name of the song?
>> [_] Anon 3078717 >># swfchan has the answers you seek.
>> [_] Anon 3078737 How a seagull can be so cultivated?
>> [_] Anon 3078794 Fuck you seagull you're just a pessimist, I'm a fucking god

File: fact seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 3064000
>> [_] Anon 3064004 I think late Sunday is the most unproductive day of the week.
>> [_] Anon 3064008 please . . .
>> [_] Anon 3064029 -Embittered, jaded, bleaky black pit of darkness and despair seagull, rather.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] For Motivational Clock.swf anon Anon 3059394
>> [_] Anon 3059404 This flash made me feel like an hero'ing Thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 3059416 >># I've said it before, but this would be better with more real facts to pad out the demotivational statements, so they would catch you more off guard.
>> [_] Anon 3059417 >># Just drive to another state and kill a stranger, you'll feel better.
>> [_] Anon 3059419 >># Yeah, exactly. The entire reason a depressing fact seagull would be depressing is because the statements are facts and they get to me. Otherwise the seagull just spouts stupid negative shit.
>> [_] Anon 3059501 >># I'm pretty sure I've seen versions that are exactly this, this particular seagull seems more full of shit than usual
>> [_] Anon 3059515 THE gdp of france $44,099 FACY SEGAL IS POS LIAR LIAR YOUR A LIAR SEGAL YOUR A LIAR FUCKOING POS LIAR.
>> [_] Anon 3059517 >># gdp of france $44,099 seems like this segal is useless and fake what is life is nothing true. T-T i trusted fact seagull.
>> [_] Anon 3059524 >># 33744 lies 44099 confirmed.

/ > /swf/ > Thread 8560 Age: 0.16d Health: 0% Posters: 1 Posts: 1 Replies: 0 Files: 1+3
>> Anon 29726 [IMG] flash truth music text bird Fact_Seagull.swf (1.06 MiB) 550x400, Compressed. 1 frame, 30 fps (00:00). Ver10, AS3. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: <METADATA> [find in archive]

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Something something first Anon 3031558 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3031612 Thank mr. Seagull
>> [_] Anon 3031620 its like OP wants me to kill myself. fuck off evil Seagull.
>> [_] Anon 3031663 For a fact seagull, those sure are a lot of opinions.

File: Fact Seagul.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] /r/ing newest COC Anon 2979420 also /f/ sucks today Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2979421 >># not really any different from last update, fenoxo announced basically its gonna stay where it is cause "ending it is not feasible" or w.e bull shit like that
>> [_] Anon 2979425 >you will hurt your foot never seen that one, fuck you faggot seagull I already pulled the glass from my toe, should have caught me an hour ago
>> [_] Anon 2979438 Your memes end here.
>> [_] Anon 2979439 >># damn, thanks for info
>> [_] Anon 2979441 >># God damn fen is an insufferable faggot, who takes this long to finish one porno game?
>> [_] Anon 2979442 I'm gonna rape a seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2979512 >># it will happen again
>> [_] Anon 2979519 >># >you will have as much impact on life as a pingpong ball on a brick wall FUCK YOU LIFE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYNCGZCu l1Q
>> [_] Anon 2979522 >># Is there an actual source or at least version history for this? It almost seems that it just surfaced somehow and was picked up from there.
>> [_] Anon 2979530 >gender bullshit added >MY CHILDREN HUNGER FOR YOUR BLOOD edgy shit added i have one to add: There is nothing that won't be raped and bastardized
>> [_] Anon 2979564 >># oh yeah? well.. you're gay.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2971798 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2971954 i like this seagul
>> [_] Anon 2971956 the exact thing I needed before my finals, some guy on campus already killed himself by letting a train run him over.
>> [_] Anon 2971963 I hate you so much, fact seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2971976 music sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2971977 >># >http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/ 259908

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2952752 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2952787 Thank you. This helped me.
>> [_] Anon 2952795 >Your demise will go largely unnoticed Don't give me hope, you sea-cat. I expect my death to go entirely unnoticed.
>> [_] Anon 2952824 is there a source on the music
>> [_] Anon 2952828 http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908 found it if anybody wants
>> [_] Anon 2952842 >># I don't know what my "time accruing interest" means
>> [_] Anon 2952846 >># time taking hobbies
>> [_] Anon 2952849 >># I'm afraid I still don't understand.
>> [_] Anon 2952890 useless trivia combined with emotional vampire nihilism.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2945430
>> [_] Anon 2945582 >tfw lonesome george is dead >tfw flash outdated
>> [_] Anon 2945587 I like that flash

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2939001 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2939079 Have I just found a new favourite flash? I think I have.
>> [_] Anon 2939082 you chose the words that would hurt me most, didn't you?
>> [_] Anon 2939084 >># >Getting hurt because of some edgelord's shitty flash He did well then I guess.
>> [_] Anon 2939088 Ha! I already knew I was an accident
>> [_] Anon 2939173 >># Y-you too
>> [_] Anon 2939212 whats the song?
>> [_] Anon 2939226 I find this strangely motivational.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Are you happy? Anon 2920245 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2920248 >># I'M GONNA PROVE YOU WRONG YOU DUMB FUCKING BIRD
>> [_] Anon 2920296 Fact Seagull is very accurate for a seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2920297 so every bi-fact is supposed to be an insult?
>> [_] Anon 2920319 Fact seagull telling it as it is
>> [_] Anon 2920418 >># I think there are different versions with different frequencies of insults. I prefer the ones with more infrequent insults. Makes it a bit more subtle and makes the emotion stronger.
>> [_] Anon 2920445 >># It said that "Every action could lead to the death", well depending on whether it was indirect or not, if I tap my finger on my desk would it cause my death? He also put it vaguely with COULD, so there's one issue with the most pathetic bird ever.
>> [_] Anon 2920447 >># >># He also said "No afterlife awaits you." it's often determined as opinion for it's inability to prove such.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2919295
>> [_] Anon 2919304 >You are insignificant, not at all special, and no one will remember you As a narcissistic, I'm crushed.
>> [_] Anon 2919337 venison is deer meat
>> [_] Anon 2919364 Fuck you fact seagull.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] http://factseagull.info/ Fact Seagull 2916290 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2916291 >># I'M GONNA PROVE YOU WRONG YOU DUMB FUCKING BIRD
>> [_] Anon 2916296 >># No need to prove him wrong, he's wrong about practically everything he's said about me. Thing with this fact seagull bullshit is, they throw in actual facts with statistics and all that, followed by nihilistic ranting about the human racing not meaning shit, then he says general "you suck because this and you suck because that" phrases.
>> [_] Q. 2916345 "No one is taking tally of your feeble existence but you" If only this were actually true. That situation seems ideal.
>> [_] Anon 2916400 >># Fact seagull sure is neckbeardy and negative.
>> [_] Anon 2916422 >># Is that what the flash is? I couldn't tell just by watching 20 goddamn seconds of it.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] /r/ing feels and feels music Anon 2911716 Give me feels Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2911723 sauce please?
>> [_] Anon 2911744 Well shit, I barely even liked myself and then this flash came up, trivia mixed in with some words that accurately reflect me.
>> [_] Anon 2911761 Lovely
>> [_] Anon 2911844 >># I wonder how many people have killed themselves because of this flash

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2900371 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2900389 >># I think I've seen another version with more trivia and less depressing stuff. It works better that way.
>> [_] Anon 2900440 >># you will die alone~
>> [_] Anon 2900482 >># Yeah this is emo-hipster gull really.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2888971
>> [_] Anon 2888994 How funny... I just remade this in Javascript.
>> [_] Anon 2889023 >># Links?
>> [_] Anon 2889057 >># http://nicklavrov.com/factseagull/
>> [_] Anon 2889062 fact seagull tries to get you to believe his lies by attempting to convince you that because he is "fact seagull" and he sometimes tells you factual information, that he is an authority on facts. Do not believe fact seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2889081 >># >># Threw one together in 5 minutes cause bored http://webmup.com/bedfe/vid.webm Pretty small amount of code you need, very simple flash. Just extract the phrases and pick a random one every whatver time, up the time based on sentence length if you're not lazy.
>> [_] Anon 2889087 >># >http://webmup.com/bedfe/vid.webm You're right, the basic coding is simple. There are some things to consider though. You have to specify "loop" on the audio tag, and do something special to support IE. Also autoplay doesn't work on mobile, so I have it check, and make a play button appear.
>> [_] Anon 2889102 >># Looping's easy enough, if it's not supported by IE or mobile though, I'd just use a library like howler.js. But ye that was just quickly thrown together to show the guy it was easy to set up the core for it and then you just need to style it n shit. Started making it before you posted yours, wouldn't have bothered if you were faster :>

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2886763 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2886812 source on the song?
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2886815 >># http://eye.swfchan.com/search/?q=fact+se agull
>> [_] Anon 2886822 more like depressing seagull
>> [_] Anon 2886824 >># ty
>> [_] Anon 2886899 >># Ooooooooh no, fact seagul! You are wrong. The original voice actor for meowth was Inuko Inuyama.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2884391
>> [_] Anon 2884401 >># >Nobody is keeping tally of your feeble existence but you Yep, there's that daily dose of pessimism I needed. Nothing matters and we're all going to die.
>> [_] Anon 2884414 >># >Your children will grow up in an uncaring and indifferent world >Your offspring will be just as mundane as you Jokes on you, fact seagull! Humans don't asexually reproduce.
>> [_] Gay 2884418 >># not yet anyway
>> [_] Anon 2884445 >># well i was happy, then that music hit me
>> [_] Anon 2884470 thanks for the reminder fact seagull! you are always here to cheer me up :3
>> [_] Anon 2884481 I love this thing, one moment facts, next moment its trying to hit me feels for massive damage. Cept I am immune to feels before i have my coffee.
>> [_] Anon 2884502 >># More like Opinion Seagull if you ask me.
>> [_] Anon 2884545 Boring existential-crisis stuff, but I like the whole there's a reason why nobody has tried to prove that there's a soul bit.
>> [_] Anon 2884547 This would be better if the majority of statements were objective facts, getting serveral "Your offspring will just be as mundane as you" in a row ruins the effect.
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2884551 >># Cba reading all of these, but most of them seem actual facts. http://pastebin.com/9xrFDTVe
>> [_] Anon 2884553 >"Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of" Failure and neglect? I think it has more to do with my alcoholism and stress levels.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2873436 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2873444 >># Fedora seagull*
>> [_] Anon 2873532 >fact >spouting opinions with mundane facts in between I'm still waiting for the time when someone puts a fedora on the seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2873648 >># It needs to be more sbutle. Like make it a 1/50 chance it insults you and have way way more facts so people don't notice the opinions and take them as fact.

File: fact seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] what a classic Anon 2870127 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2870129 anybody have a song source?
>> [_] Anon 2870151 >># check swfchan.net, its in the top 10
>> [_] Anon 2870176 *Second Continental Congress Stupid fucking seagull
>> [_] Anon 2870280 "Your friends are only with you because of your failed pursuits" HA, jokes on you faggot bird. I have 0 friends meaning that's not true.
>> [_] Anon 2870307 >># well your my friend anon
>> [_] Anon 2870361 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2868502
>> [_] Anon 2868537 This sounds familiar, anyone know whats playing?
>> [_] Anon 2868635 >># http:// www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/259908 There you go anon

File: Facts about you, starring seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2867802 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2867838 >># Not all of the facts were about me.
>> [_] Anon 2867839 y do u go so far as to good idea rename flash
>> [_] Anon 2867842 Facts and emo thoughts. The flash. Sucks
>> [_] Anon 2867846 http://i.imgur.com/LdECzwK.png I'm literally in tears; thank you OP…
>> [_] In & Out 2867915 >># >http://i.imgur.com/LdECzwK.png emo detected, stop bathing in selfpitty
>> [_] Anon 2867916 Fact: Don't believe everything you read.
>> [_] Anon 2868008 3/10 I already knew most of these.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2863874
>> [_] Anon 2863947 "I insert my banal opinions into a flash animation" Seagull
>> [_] Anon 2863951 >># There are no opinions in this flash. Only cold straight facts
>> [_] Anon 2863980 Where does the song originate from?

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2863249
>> [_] Anon 2863288 possibly the most worthless swf floating around
>> [_] Anon 2863323 >"The Himalayas,' an 18-hole course of putting greens in the town of St. Andrews, Scotland, is considered to be the first miniature golf course" too edgy
>> [_] Anon 2863326 What's the music source on this, anyway?
>> [_] Anon 2863332 >># >criminals have a more positive affect on society than you what? how?
>> [_] Anon 2863345 >># I think it's the economic impact and amount of people a criminal ends up employing through their actions cops/lawyers/judges/clerks/bondsmen/secu rity guards/architects for all those buildings/etc etc etc
>> [_] Anon 2863353 >># https://libertarianargumentmaps.files.wo rdpress.com/2013/04/broken-window-fallacy -actual-window-example.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2863361 >># that seems to be a gross oversimplification it ignores the fact that these people being employed are able to feel a measure of worth or afford a lifestyle they would not if they were unemployed and seriously we all know how many prison guards and cops are the lowest shit anyway who only took a 6 month course to get their position without more than a GED
>> [_] Anon 2863365 >># welp, time to become a burglar
>> [_] Anon 2863443 >># why does this swf always makes gay people cry?
>> [_] Anon 2863446 >># Because they can't accept these irrefutable facts

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2853599 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2853628 >># song sauce?
>> [_] Mars !.X9p7owdWI 2853637 >># Nice dubs, also thanks for the freestyle... >># http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fact+seagull
>> [_] Anon 2853748 >You are but a place holder for the person after you. Fuck I don't know
>> [_] Anon 2853763 >implying i'll trust a seagull that can't spell indefinitely correctly

File: Fact Seagul.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2840834 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2841029 This seagull understands me

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2839310

File: Fact Seagul.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2837650

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] What a catchy toon. Anon 2834049 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2834074 Le edgy seagull xdddd
>> [_] Anon 2834085 fact seagull has lots of opinions!
>> [_] Anon 2834095 I don't like you, seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2834130 fag liberal kikebird
>> [_] Anon 2834136 >Fact >You're worthless, and everything around you sucks. >Opinion >Fact I never realized how shit this flash is. I guess I'm supposed to feel depressed after watching this, but only feel annoyed.
>> [_] Anon 2834141 more like "random wikipedia article / nihilistic opinions seagull"
>> [_] Anon 2834144 Agreed, it's hard to close.
>> [_] Anon 2834222 >># >being upset over a fucking seagull sprite talking shit about you
>> [_] Anon 2834244 >Society does not include you What a beautiful sentiment.
>> [_] Anon 2834268 Well he's right about me being an accident

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2822139
>> [_] Anon 2822165 >you have done nothing right yeah no, fuck off fact seagull you pessimistic nigger
>> [_] Anon 2822169 >># >to die for your country is worse than to die for nothing is opinion
>> [_] Anon 2822176 >># but it's the Fact Seagull saying it, so it's fact checkmate, atheists
>> [_] Anon 2822183 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2822205 "Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits" thanks you fucking edgelord
>> [_] HYPERBIRDS 2822214 >># Yes. This fucking little seagull is the edgiest preteen nigger bird I have ever met.
>> [_] Anon 2822215 >># No shit. >"Human beings are the disease"
>> [_] Anon 2822218 >># >># >"Society does not include you" wowie
>> [_] Anon 2822297 this seagull really needs to cite his sources.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2792832 All 100% true Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2792897 music?
>> [_] Anon 2792901 >># http://swfchan.net/22/109883.shtml?Gankr o+-+Fact+Seagull.swf Ctrl+F ".com"
>> [_] Anon 2792973 more the cyberbulling heartless seagull would more fit. Somewho i want to grill that bird now.
>> [_] Anon 2792978 >># >Cyberbullying How does it feel to be 12, anon?
>> [_] Anon 2792983 How does it feel to be an all time cyberbulling asshole anon?Nice try if you can get me this to tell my real age Troll.
>> [_] Anon 2792985 >># >cyberbulling I can smell your armpit hair from here, girl.
>> [_] Anon 2792991 so your new hobby is to stalk people?well i didnt expect something else from you stupid motherfucker You wont get clear answers nice try idiot^^
>> [_] Anon 2792995 >># >># >># Is this a new /s4s/ thing? We act like we're quite literally retarded children?
>> [_] Anon 2792996 Im sad now :(

File: Facts about you, starring seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Don't become lost in this. Anon 2787477
>> [_] Anon 2787486 >your offspring Stopped reading there.
>> [_] Anon 2787520 earthbound font tho
>> [_] Anon 2787536 I wish all of these things were true. Only then could I end it all.
>> [_] Anon 2787553 Whats the song in this?

File: Facts about you, starring seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2781987 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2782039 Fact seagull is my favorite person.
>> [_] Anon 2782069 >># I'm writing him in in 2016
>> [_] Derk 2782095 love fact seagal
>> [_] Anon 2782112 Fact Seagull speaks only truths
>> [_] Anon 2782139 song?

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2777294 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2777334 that song is so fking catchy..
>> [_] Anon 2777391 >># red blue and YELLOW are the three primary colors
>> [_] Anon 2777392 >># screw you seagull i do what i want
>> [_] Anon 2777395 every time i see this flash i smile as the seagull tells me facts.
>> [_] Anon 2777412 >># I think you mistook that for the negative colours cyan, magenta and yellow
>> [_] Anon 2777485 Needs updated, Lonesome George is dead now.
>> [_] Anon 2777486 >># google "primary colors of light" and then come back here and apologize.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] fact seagull fact seagull 2763828 fact seagull Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2763913 Fact Seagull is an ass
>> [_] Anon 2763924 It's like Fact Seagull can see into my very soul....
>> [_] Anon 2764141 This flash makes me sad
>> [_] Anon 2764148 and the facts roll roll them 83s
>> [_] Anon 2764158 I love that Fact Seagull used to create a deep pit of sadness in me back when I used to hate myself. Now after a ton of drugs and working on habits to get my life back on track, I can only agree with these self truths and accept them without feeling a twinge of sadness. I haven't felt this good about myself in a long time.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] GOOD LUCK MOOT Anon 2664990
>> [_] Anon 2665017 motivation ^__^
>> [_] Storyteller Berndt !Y8crD5lqSE 2665025 >># dont you mean "mootivation" ?
>> [_] Anon 2665031 "Venison is deer meat" "You will hurt your foot" "Nothing will make up for the shameful things you have done" Deep, fact seagull. Deep.
>> [_] Anon 2665043 "The causes you have taken up are laughable" "Most people die a thousand spiritual deaths before the arbitrary corporeal one happens" "There is no cure for the sickness inside your heart" oh boy, exactly what I needed
>> [_] Anon 2665084 Song?

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2654946 Shut up you stupid seagull! I feel awful enough! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] anon1 !!lHOjxAhvn42 2654951 hypnogull
>> [_] anon1 !!lHOjxAhvn42 2654952 hypnotoad? nooooo this is hypnogull
>> [_] Anon 2654954 Too many of these are true.
>> [_] Anon 2654966 >># Edgiest flash out there. Somehow edgier than the one of Peach drowning.
>> [_] Anon 2654971 >projecting this hard
>> [_] Anon 2654973 >># >hurr durr edge Go fuck yourself you stupid autistic fuck. Go play your fucking sanic adventure hedgehog 6 or whatever.
>> [_] Anon 2654988 this flash is shit and someone must be updating it because the shit in it is newer shit than the last time I clicked it to hear that catchy tune. Yeah sure some of the statements are true but mostly you are fucking shit.
>> [_] Anon 2654994 >># pls don't cut me with all that edge
>> [_] Anon 2654995 >># Nope, it's the same one I downloaded on 11/26/2013 :^)
>> [_] Anon 2655028 "No one's life would be worse without you in it"
>> [_] Anon 2655035 It's too obvious. It would be better if it mostly stated true facts and only occasionly slipped something depressing in between.
>> [_] Anon 2655059 "The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg Zhornitskiy" "Your demise will go largely unnoticed" that got deep fast
>> [_] Javo 2655063 How do I fuck it?
>> [_] Anon 2655065 Holy shit seagull shut the fuck up
>> [_] Anon 2655069 'Fact Seagull' >spouts Opinions Yeah, nah your a cunt
>> [_] Anon 2655074 >># the opinions that it says are largely backed up by facts such as "your demise will go largely unnoticed" on a worldwide scale this is definitely true
>> [_] Javo 2655075 >># this fact is also supported by the fact that you are on 4chan. But what I need to know is how I fuck it.
>> [_] Anon 2655078 Finally, a flash that's as deep as I am, dark as my soul, edgy as the razor I use to cut myself. Somebody needs to update this flash to include things like "my parents just don't understand" and "you laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same."
>> [_] Anon 2655079 psshh nothin personel kid
>> [_] Anon 2655082 >># Some of us just have drowning fetishes, man.
>> [_] Anon 2655134 >># 1 pound of mayo per minute, the man is a fucking beast.
>> [_] Anon 2655140 >># Speaking of the Dead Sea, did you know it only gets saltier and saltier? It's because the water is evaporating, so it's actually the same amount of salt but less water.
>> [_] Anon 2655142 >># hey, back off pal! dead princesses are sexy, not edgy
>> [_] Anon 2655146 >># some one should post that
>> [_] Anon 2655176 >># This form is just a reflection of my greater malignancy

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2637450 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2637508 sauce please? I can't find a full version on youtube
>> [_] Anon 2637521 >># FUCK BIRDS
>> [_] Anon 2637619 >># BAVI

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2635685 I feel like shit and you should too.
>> [_] Anon 2635780 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2635795 fact seagulf is depressing as fuck

File: Facts about you, starring seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2628163 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2628168 Most of the facts are not about the viewer, do not rename the flash, especially to something so stupid.
>> [_] That guy 2628173 :(
>> [_] Anon 2628178 why would you rename fact seagull? shameful
>> [_] Anon 2628187 >Red, Blue, Green are the primary colors of light. That's not true. It's Cyan, Magenta, and Yellow.
>> [_] Man 2628262 >># Those are three of the primary colors in printing, not of light.
>> [_] Anon 2628266 >># Don't rename flashes like a nigger. Nigger.
>> [_] Anon 2628273 >># >># >># This is the name that I had saved it under when it was already posted, quit bitching.
>> [_] Anon 2628276 >># Then don't spread misnamed flashes like a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2628278 >Seagull Say: "You Will Die Alone" Fuck..
>> [_] Anon 2628279 >># How about fuck you
>> [_] Anon 2628282 >># Ok. Just rename your shit to fact seagull.swf.
>> [_] Anon 2628283 >># I WILL NOT QUIT ANYTHING. YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON WHO DESERVES TO DIE AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW.
>> [_] Anon 2628288 >># I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU
>> [_] Anon 2628292 >># TIME AND PLACE CUNT
>> [_] Anon 2628293 >># RIGHT FUKIN HERE, RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
>> [_] Brohnny Javo 2628294 >># Fact seagull, is that you?
>> [_] Anon 2628296 >># *farts on you are face*

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Get some facts in your skulls Top Dog 2626942 "Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment."
>> [_] Anon 2626946 song title?
>> [_] Anon 2627011 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908 there ya go.
>> [_] Anon 2627017 This soothes me so much. The music, the little seagull animation and the statements. The idea of being worthless and having no impact on the world really relaxes me..

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] /f/ looks happy. Anon 2611166
>> [_] Anon 2611259 >># >open >There is no god Anytime he fucking right.
>> [_] Anon 2611260 >># mine started out with "you will die alone"
>> [_] Anon 2611263 >># Will is not Must. Think about it anon.
>> [_] Anon 2611288 Shut up, fact seagull. More like fat seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2611290 I'll just leave this here http://pastebin.com/6r45M0Pt

File: factseagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] We're all dying Anon 2597889
>> [_] Anon 2597910 >"Everyone you know and everything you cherish is all drifting apart like exiles on driftwood and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it" ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2597912 this actually made me feel a little bad
>> [_] Anon 2597914 Eh, nothing worse than shit I think pretty much everyday. Also some interesting facts
>> [_] Anon 2597921 >># It's weird, this seems like some kind of psychological experiment. It's depressing tidbits intermixed with hard facts, like it's trying to make the person believe the depressing shit is hard facts too. By the way whats the song source if there is a source?
>> [_] Anon 2597930 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908 your welcome
>> [_] Anon 2597936 >># Thanks!
>> [_] Anon 2597974 >># because your life is not shit at all believethelie.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2597978 >># Well, I, for one, have a terrific life! I mean, I own like, 23 mansions, got a loving, devoted wife, and have a stable, enjoyable, easy, well-paying job! Haha!
>> [_] Anon 2597980 >># Fact seagull speaks nothing but truth.
>> [_] Anon 2597987 trying too hard. id rather have that mother/son blowjob flash
>> [_] Anon 2598004 Half of these are variations of "Boo-hoo, you aren't famous." Who's that egotistical to care?

File: Fact Seagul.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Face the Facts Anon 2589048 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2589081 pretty fucking dark there, fact seagull
>> [_] Anon 2589091 >># lol im an existentialist fact seagull cant rattle my bones!
>> [_] Anon 2589202 >># Fact seagull needs to take that fedora off.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2573411 captcha

File: fact_seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] >># Anon 2570001
>> [_] Anon 2570009 >let go of the rail, let go of the rail
>> [_] Anon 2570010 >># The seagull tells me things
>> [_] Anon 2570102 >># Edgy as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2570139 fuck you fact seagull you don't know shit! you don't know shit...
>> [_] Anon 2570149 I didn't like this flash that much at first but it's slowly growing on me.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] /r/ ver. 4.20 hues Anon 2535816
>> [_] Anon 2535836 seems like somebody was wearing a fedora when they made this
>> [_] Anon 2535867 >fedora >trenchcoat >fingerless gloves >pubic hair on neck [ ] not fag [x] fag
>> [_] Anon 2535879 >># Voilà!
>> [_] Anon 2535882 test
>> [_] Anon 2535891 I knew most of this already

File: Fact Seagul.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2483983 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2484003 For a fact seagull he certainly has plenty of opinions.
>> [_] Anon 2484017 >Fact seagul >There is no God >Fact >>>>>>>>>>>
>>
>> [_] Anon 2484029 >># But that is a fact
>> [_] Anon 2484030 >># I don't want to believe it either, but the Fact Seagull tells only truths.
>> [_] Anonymoose 2484031 Depressing ass seagul bruh.
>> [_] Anon 2484033 >># lolhow?
>> [_] Anon 2484037 "Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits." >implying i have friends >implying i have pursuits
>> [_] Anon 2484038 >># Pursue THIS! *crabs dick*
>> [_] Anon 2484041 >># Those are some pretty interesting facts. Th-thanks fact seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2484043 >># Because fact seagull said it. You might be tempted to compare this logic to that of saying the bible is truth because god said it, but it must be false as fact seagull is incapable of lying. see >>#
>> [_] Anon 2484051 >># You pursue getting out of bed and sometimes fail at it. The friends inside your head laugh at your lazy ass.
>> [_] Anon 2484055 >everything change for the worse 'A`
>> [_] Anon 2484064 >># >*crabs dick* Sounds painful
>> [_] Anon 2484074 Fuck, it just told me that my increase in sleepless nights is a sign that I will never see again what I once dreamed of. And I've been sleeping less at night. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>> [_] Anon 2484075 See this is why nobody ever invites you to come over seagul.
>> [_] Anon 2484076 >># Then it told me about the rubber band ball. Twice. I am confused. Does some wise /f/aggot want to teach me in the ways of the fact seagull?
>> [_] Anon 2484093 >># You already know all that there is to learn.
>> [_] Anon 2484098 Fact Seagull is kind of an asshole.
>> [_] Anon 2484120 where the hell did this guy originate?
>> [_] Anon 2484133 I find these as great inspiration. Like fuck you seagul. >Fuck you you bird ass kunt, I'm a nice person, I sware
>> [_] Anon 2484165 >your children... hah! You verified something for a lot of anons fact seagul and brightened their days

File: Facts about you, starring seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2457871
>> [_] Anon 2457877 song sauce? pretty please?
>> [_] Anon 2457975 gay flash, decent music
>> [_] Anon 2458024 >># fuckin shazam tried 5 times...always different music, not a single one right
>> [_] Anon 2458039 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Porn)
[_] jholad 2451976 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Edt3 2451980 dammit nick
>> [_] Anon 2451982 Song?
>> [_] Anon 2452014 Does this ever update? This should be on v4.3 by now with over 700 real facts.
>> [_] Dirty Hexer 2452017 "Your children will be as mundane as you." +10 mundane dagger with great resonate weapon?
>> [_] Anon 2452020 I fucking love this. It always makes me feel so much better, and I don't know why.
>> [_] Anon 2452046 this makes me want to kill seagulls
>> [_] Anon 2452050 Anyone got a list of the facts?
>> [_] Anon 2452074 >># this swf is pretty depressing.
>> [_] Anon 2452093 >># Who knew fact seagull was a Commie?
>> [_] Anon 2452100 "Due to anti-German sentiment in the United States, sauerkraut was renamed 'victory cabbage' throughout the duration of World War I" "There is no escape" "An egg tooth is used by avian and reptilian offspring to break through an egg during hatching" "You make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball on a brick wall" "After water and tea, beer is the third most popular drink worldwide" ... are you trying to tell me to drink my problems away, Fact Seagull

File: Fact Seagul.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2440872
>> [_] Anon 2440899 Ow
>> [_] Anon 2440904 >No one's life would be worse without you in it. I took it as a compliment, for some reason.
>> [_] Anon 2440919 edgy/10

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2436884 Will anybody ever add new facts to this?
>> [_] Anon 2436891 "Facts and random pretentious bullshit seagull"
>> [_] Anon 2436901 Give me a list of facts and I will.
>> [_] Anon 2436942 >># >pretentious bulllshit and fedora tipping seagull ftfy
>> [_] sage 2436969 sage fuck this bird motherfucking depressing fuck
>> [_] Anon 2436991 >># Why is the seagull such a bully?
>> [_] Anon 2437063 >># I always thought that that the music was extraordinarily fitting. This will be the single time I ask for sauce.
>> [_] Anon 2437097 >># before you add facts you gotta remove the bullshit. >the existence of a soul hasn't been proven for a reason the scientific community doesn't even have an agreement on what a soul would theoretically be, so they'd have to get to that before even attempting to prove it's existence. >god doesn't exist perhaps not the benevolent christian God, but who are we to say there isn't indeed an omnipotent being? or some sort of being with "powers" and capabilities well beyond of a single human? it also depends heavily on how you define a god. >there is no escape from what? >there is no way to silence the voices i think this only applies to loons cuz i hear no "voices". and i'm not even mentioning deaf people. as said above, half of it are facts, the rest is a bunch of pretentious "grimdark" shit. the music is nice though.
>> [_] Steve 2437111 I am making my own version of this called "Fact Fox" and it wont be depressing shit like "Fact Seagull"

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] nothing is truly objective Anon 2434989
>> [_] Anon 2435000 this is an interesting psychological and philosophical flash. the author's intention is to present his opinions, but he does not do so in a straightforward manor. The author disguises his ideologies and opinions in between factual statistics. He presents both his opinions and the statistics in the same way, allowing for a possibly naive viewer to interpret the authors trojan opinions as facts. i'm just scraping the surface of what i find fascinating about this flash upon closer observation
>> [_] Anon 2435002 'Nothing' is truly objective!
>> [_] Anon 2435008 >># 2 things: 1. nice trips. 2. So? The guy who made this mixed some facts with some demeaning statements about the viewer. You'd have to be as impressionable as a 6-year-old to actually believe any of the latter. the whole flash is pretty much a joke. you can put away your trenchcoat and fedora now; you're not insightful.
>> [_] fuckyoufaggots 2435019 facts mixed with some left wing socialist agenda bias, sorry libtards, seagull haz failed. time to take your heads out of the sand, can't blame bush forever...
>> [_] Anon 2435057 >># did you mom never teach you that if you don't have something nice to say, that you shouldn't say it at all? i'd rather post with fedoracore messages and create low key, borderline ironic/campy pseudo intellectual conversation, rather than post buzzword insults demeaning other posts without communicating anything constructive. >inb4 I should 'twirl my trilby' over to >>>/reddit/ real talk though, you're right, i wasn't being insightful. clearly failing at sounding profound.
>> [_] Anon 2435065 The only people I've ever known to say and actually get behind the 'proof is subjective' train of thought were strongly autistic, complete with the diagnosis that you'd think they were borderline proud of when you consider how often they said it. To me, it's ultimately like sopsilism. In the most literal sense of the word, no, it's not 'wrong', but it's just a completely unproductive and frankly unhealthy way of seeing things. The same goes for 'nothing being truly objective. Though technically 'true', nothing can ever be discussed or even considered without accepting something as objective. This alone would be annoying and unrpoductive. The fact that the people I've seen actually try to commit to this train of thought were so genuinely autistic that they were convinced of body language being literal telepathy between human beings just added insult to the injury.
>> [_] Anon 2435067 >># He was only helping you out bro.
>> [_] Anon 2435091 False Fact Seagull interesting psychological and philosophical Fact Seagull is not interesting psychological and philosophicalis Fact Seagull is a dick and prob enjoys gay anal sex and cutting him self to feel.
>> [_] Anon 2435097 Shots Fired!

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] /r/ing brosis Anon 2427995 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2428003 swfchan.org
>> [_] Anon 2428083 can i get a sauce on the background song
>> [_] Anon 2428092 >"Your name will be placed on a gravestine and will be forgotten"
>> [_] Anon 2428099 >># At first I was really sad about this. Also a bit mad. But then I realized that the only ones who could potentially remember my name would be humans.
>> [_] Anon 2428109 >># so... edgy...
>> [_] Anon 2428127 >># I have a dick you know
>> [_] Anon 2428246 >"Society does not include you." >"You will die all alone." T-THANKS

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Hakase !qt.G3GTvv6 2425226 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2425248 "The Dutch oliebol is a deep-fried ball of dough coated with powdered sugar" "Your capitalist war machine cannot feed itself indefinitely" "The world's largest rubber band ball is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than 700,000 rubber bands" that got deep, fast
>> [_] Anon 2425258 >there is no god lel stay fedora, leddit
>> [_] Anon 2425266 >># this swf probably predates leddit's popularity
>> [_] Anon 2425315 i send this to my co-workers anonymously and wait for the supervisor complaints to come rolling in
>> [_] Anon 2425320 >># Not this one. The original one of the two frames used for the bird was lower quality. This one the feet just change color.
>> [_] Anon 2425321 >># >anonymously >work kek'n'lel
>> [_] Anon 2425323 >># >atheism is an idea exclusively reddit browsers and neck beards support No bias here.
>> [_] Anon 2425342 >># yes, and?
>> [_] Anon 2425351 >># well no, not exactly. But the false assumption that being an atheist makes you smarter then most people is generally geared towards people who have a low self esteem and need their confidence from telling themselves that they are smarter then everyone else and that it's ok that they are ugly/socially inept (fat, acne, neckbeards, ect). these things are obviously why they have a low self esteem in the first place. becaue of this a large portion of atheists, especially online, are fat, ugly, aspie ridden neckbeards or the opposite which are skinny, lonely 15 year olds but that stems from it's own causes >still no bias 1. I've personally met people like this 2. you and i both know that this logically makes sense
>> [_] Anon 2425366 >># You're projecting really hard
>> [_] Anon 2425377 >># >projecting hard I bet you think evolution and the big bang theory mean God doesn't exist aswell don't you
>> [_] Anon 2425379 >># So a couple assholes makes something logically correct, that nearly 20% of the world subscribes to, completely invalid?
>> [_] Anon 2425381 >># I guess you can't fix retardation when all you can do is project anonymously online. :^)
>> [_] Anon 2425384 >># What song is playing?
>> [_] Anon 2425385 >># >strawmaning I never said, implied or thought that. >well no, not exactly. I just said that he's not wrong but he's not right either and I gave my explanation above, dumb cunt.
>> [_] Anon 2425390 >># it's easy to pass off a valid argument by declaring it to be projecting anonymously online. :^)
>> [_] Anon 2425406 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2425418 >># Don't even. You're attempting to discredit atheism through an ad hominem argument by painting all atheists as ugly social rejects.
>> [_] Anon 2425422 >># It literally just says "there is no god", it doesn't get fedora at all. Stop projecting.
>> [_] Anon 2425455 music source?
>> [_] Anon 2425457 >># boku no swfchan /f/ isn't google. find it your damn self.

File: Fact Seagul.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2408774 life flashes before me Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2408780 >no medicine will cure the sickness with you i actually feel better after reading this
>> [_] Anon 2408838 Song source: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908 (free to download) I really enjoy the music
>> [_] Anon 2408842 "Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits." >implying i have friends >implying i have pursuits
>> [_] Anon 2408843 >You will hurt your foot O-ok, fact seagull...
>> [_] Anon 2408852 2edge4me
>> [_] Anon 2408861 I now feel very insignificant, but at least I know who voiced Meowth.
>> [_] Anon 2408862 >># Magneto why don't you lead us
>> [_] Anon 2408864 >># kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 2408898 >># don't worry anon, /f/ is your friend
>> [_] Anon 2408912 >># I said it before and I'll say it again, it would be better if it had more mundane facts so the pessimistic ones were more rare. Would increase their impact.
>> [_] Anon 2408915 >># agreed, but it's not gonna change m8
>> [_] Anon 2408918 Fuck you, fact seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2408934 yamete. Urusai. URUSAI!!!
>> [_] Anon 2408938 >># That's the saddest fact of all.
>> [_] Anon 2408940 >># a dead hermaphrodite
>> [_] Anon 2408945 "I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end" How long does a seagull live?
>> [_] Anon 2408948 I learned a few fun facts and enjoyed myself. On the other hand, the downplaying was so predictable and poorly written. >life flashes before me >weak, generalized comments >weak
>> [_] Anon 2408968 >The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg Zhornitskiy >All the world's a stage, and your lovers are just actors >They only laugh at your jokes out of pity >The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg Zhornitskiy That got deep real quick.
>> [_] Anon 2409034 >># >"Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits." >># I'm dying of laughter right now!

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2388759 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2388768 iyada... iyada! Urusai! DAMARE!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2388774 Whats the song?
>> [_] Anon 2388778 >># Fact Seagull Says: "Just fucking Google it."
>> [_] Anon 2388782 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2388896 "There is no god." Fuck this fedora-wearing avian.
>> [_] Anon 2388921 edge

File: guess what.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2270319 The more you know.
>> [_] Anon 2270353 well fuck you too seagull

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Face the facts Anon 2257403 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2257460 muh victory cabbage
>> [_] Anon 2257473 Wow so pessimistic thx op I now realize tru futilitty.
>> [_] Anon 2257487 >there is no god >fact *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2257508 thanks fact seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2257509 >># You would think there'd be more than six facts.
>> [_] Anon 2257513
>> fear is the manifestation of your personal inadequacies >>I must be inadequate of spiders
>> [_] Anon 2257527 >># >not having hydraulic limbs git gud faget
>> [_] Anon 2257532 "By general scientific consensus, MSG has been shown to not be a 'significant health hazard'—though some individuals experience minor health symptoms after consumption due to the placebo effect"

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2238854 Post all your inexplicably depressing flashes!
>> [_] Anon 2238870 music sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2238876 More like Projecting Seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2238889 >># It was some song on Newgrounds. Some anon gave the name on /f/ before, but I can't remember anything more than where it came from. >># I just asked science, and it turns out that literally everything this seagull said was correct. Especially the opinions.
>> [_] Anon 2238927 Reading along, agreeing here and there when suddenly >My children hunger for your flesh wat

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] rip in piece Lonesome George = 2236300
>> [_] Anon 2236310 Uplifting. /r9k/ could use something like this!
>> [_] Anon 2236443 more like euphoric seagull

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2234920 Fact
>> [_] Anon 2234987 it doesn't even give me trivia anymore it just reminds me that my life doesn't matter over and over again
>> [_] Anon 2235039 That's brutal.png
>> [_] Anon 2235045 "You're 999,999 in a million" Wait, what? So I'm nearly the center of everything? Neat. Thanks Gankro.
>> [_] Anon 2235052 >You will hurt your foot. Fuck, I'm not looking forward to this.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] = 2222137
>> [_] Anon 2222139 ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2222278 >># "all the world's a stage and your loved ones are merely actors" That's a cool quote.
>> [_] Anon 2222287 >># Fuck yeah oliebol

File: guess what.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Those Feels Mars !.X9p7owdWI 2195611 Fact Seagull is the original name (Found it changed though.) Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2195664 Love this flash
>> [_] = 2195665 >2edgy >2edgy >2edgy >Lonesome George fact comes up >MUH FEELUNS
>> [_] Anon 2195667 autistic and edge also >red green and blue are primary colors of light >1006 * 2 + 1 >not knowing how electromagnetic spectrum works >I shiggy diggy
>> [_] Anon 2195714 Curse you seagull!
>> [_] Anon 2195716 What feels? Indifference?
>> [_] Anon 2195741 "You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all" "There is no escape" "Your demise will go largely unnoticed" "No afterlife awaits you" "A standard daiquiri consists of rum, lime juice and sugar" I think Fact Seagull is trying to get me to drink.
>> [_] Anon 2195769 >># I've watched this for like 20 minutes and haven't seen the one you're talking about. What's it say?
>> [_] Anon 2195775 More like Projecting Seagull, lol

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2185280
>> [_] Anon 2185292 it repeats too fucking much
>> [_] = 2185295 Can we get a music sauce? Also the bird is trying way too hard. At least make it subtle and less frequent or someshit.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2172547 This flash is educational Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2172557 Jesus. That's depressing.
>> [_] Anon 2172560 >># >A fruit is a structure of plant that contains seeds Damn right it's depressing
>> [_] Anon 2172590 It seems to be trying too hard to seem depressing. It just seems kind of stupid when it basically says "You are completely worthless and you will die a horrible death and no one will care."
>> [_] Anon 2172605 >># The thing that makes it funny is that the depressing "facts" are mixed in with real facts, making me accidentally believe the depressing "facts" for a split second, causing my heart to sink. It tricked me into feeling something I wouldn't normally feel, which is funny and interesting to me.
>> [_] Anon 2172610 you misspelled indefinitely, you stupid bird
>> [_] Anon 2172613 Does anyone know which song this is?
>> [_] Anon 2172616 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908
>> [_] Anon 2172625 "You have no influence over your future." is just a little too stupid. It's not even trying to sound like a fact. I'm being insulted by a seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2172631 >># Thanks a lot!
>> [_] Anon 2172640 >># >implying free will exists
>> [_] Anon 2172644 >># I think the point is that he can fool people into believing these depressing "facts" for a second because they are surrounded by actual facts. It's an interesting emotional/psychological effect. For me, the point ISN'T whether they are actually facts or not.
>> [_] Anon 2172657 Now that was fascistic
>> [_] Anon 2172676 >># I masturbated twice today on my own free will.
>> [_] Anon 2172692 >># >implying you aren't a dopamine-driven impulse engine
>> [_] Anon 2172694 THIS ALWAYS MAKES ME HAPPY. JESUS CHRIST WHY.
>> [_] Anon 2172727 where is the database for the demotivational depressive quotes?

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2156458
>> [_] Anon 2156465 So edgy
>> [_] Anon 2156525 sauce on music
>> [_] Anon 2156592 This always makes me so fucking happy. I don't, know, fucking, why.
>> [_] Anon 2156610 >># sad loop.mp3. its on newgrounds

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[_] Anon 2151872 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2151874 Whoops, I red fascist seagull Looks like I wasn't wrong at all
>> [_] Anon 2151876 >fact seagull >all those delicious opinions
>> [_] Anon 2151890 I fucking hate that seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2152038 bump for feels
>> [_] Anon 2152047 >># you sure told that inanimate object
>> [_] Anon 2152053 what song is this?

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2150314 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2150318 They combined my low self-esteem with my appreciation of random facts.
>> [_] Anon 2150361 I may as well bring my own end.
>> [_] Mars !.X9p7owdWI 2150471 Dam, Heavy shit :/

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2148224 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2148227 >"Your capitalist war machine cannot fuel itself infinitely." Confirmed for anti-capitalist propaganda.
>> [_] Anon 2148228 >># It's true though. I'm not an anti-capitalist but this can't keep going forever.
>> [_] Anon 2148244 Its a shitty flash because the edgy "facts" are too frequent amongst actual facts that aren't even that interesting. And instead of imagining its a seagull with a made up pessimistic personality I just imagine some antisocial depressed kid using the seagull to voice his faggotry
>> [_] Anon 2148247 >># Its the jews taking advantage of the system to fuel wars and promote the jewish race through zionism. I shouldn't fuck up other boards and contain my autism to /pol/. One of those two statements is true.
>> [_] Anon 2148253 >># Fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 2148266 >># Fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 2148331 >># No u
>> [_] Anon 2148343 >># >redpills >autism pills pick one, the truth must be told no matter what's the price, weather it's your reputation or physical safety.
>> [_] Anon 2148346 >># >weather
>> [_] Anon 2148350 >># It's quite nice today.
>> [_] Anon 2148364 >># >># >># OHHH SNAP ITS ON!

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] boop 2146209 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2146216 notto diso shitto agen
>> [_] Anon 2146230 fuck you shitty bird, the little tune is the only good thing that you bring about.
>> [_] Anon 2146432 These are all facts.
>> [_] Anon 2146452 >you will hurt your foot ty based seagull
>> [_] Anon 2146453 Oh boy, edgy fedoras are at it again.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2140746
>> [_] Anon 2140750 Well shit i was having a decent day
>> [_] Anon 2140752 >># You've never had sex before, right?
>> [_] Anon 2140759 noto diso shitto agen

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2138521 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2138523 >># You know what, i dont give a fuck about "life" anymore. I just do whatever i feel to do. If im gonna die i will live as many thing that i love before die.
>> [_] Anon 2138526 Fact seagull says: You have lost the game.
>> [_] Anon 2138530 >># who cares?
>> [_] Anon 2138535 >year of our Lord and Savior Mormon Jesus 2013 >caring about some shitty flash Life is worth as much as YOU value it.
>> [_] Anon 2138539 > Old flash is old But seriously, everytime it says something, that should demotivate me, it just motivates me more to show that fucking bird, who it is dealing with...
>> [_] Anon 2138568 >># Perhaps that's what the creator intended, and you aren't as smart as you think you are.
>> [_] Anon 2138573 this is just 3edgy5me
>> [_] Anon 2138606 >># it's not that old
>> [_] Anon 2138612 If it was new, this would be less worrying. >Fact seagull says: >Your government knows more about you than you do. But hearing that come from the past is unsettling.
>> [_] Anon 2138684 I actually feel better about myself now. Weird.
>> [_] Anon 2138712 >blog is a portmanteau wrong

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] All 100% true. Anon 2132357
>> [_] Anon 2132364 y-you too...
>> [_] Anon 2132380 The only problem I saw was the "Venison is deer meat" fact, when it should have been "Deer meat is venison."
>> [_] Anon 2132384 Would be better if it started out with regular facts and then gradually added more of the "existential dread" ones. Also some code to prevent seeing the same fact a million times.
>> [_] Anon 2132462 why's the second frame of Seagull not png compressed ?
>> [_] Anon 2132476 Fuck off non believer..
>> [_] Anon 2132488 "your birth is an accident regreted by all the persons involved" my parents loved me and still do. Fuck you fact seagull. I bet your daddy raped you. "those in charge see you as sth as worth as a phytoplancton" - Alex jones, is that you ? >fact seagull
>> [_] Anon 2132489 "In the grand scheme of things, dust is no less significant than you"
>> [_] Anon 2132588 which nigger named it "gankro" ?

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2127718 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2127742 whats the song?
>> [_] Anon 2127746 Misspelled and many not facts. How un-refreshing.
>> [_] Anon 2127757 "You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all"
>> [_] Anon 2127764 "No medicine will cure the sickness that lives within you"
>> [_] Anon 2127776 >># I watched that for like, ten minutes. Somehow, someone figured out how much I like degrading myself and learning pointless shit.
>> [_] Anon 2127785 is it bad that I masturbated to this for about seventeen minutes?
>> [_] Anon 2127790 "Your demise will go largely unnoticed." It's sad because it's true...
>> [_] Anon 2127794 I've said it before, but I'll repeat it. This would be largely improved by more of the trivia facts, and more space between the odd/depressing facts. In this sense, it will be more able to catch you off guard when one of the not-facts does pop up. As it stands, it has more not-facts than facts so it hardly accomplishes anything.
>> [_] Anon 2127797 This always cheers me up. The music, the "depressing" text, I feel so FUCKING happy after even hearing the music. It's goddamn amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2127799 This flash can serve as a neat little exercise for "Facts and Opinions."
>> [_] Anon 2127801 >Mushrooms are the only vegetation that has Vitamin D WRONG. They're fucking fungus, that's not vegetation at all.
>> [_] Anon 2127809 >># Sad loop - FlipWillie newgrounds
>> [_] Anon 2127833 >># >not know what the word 'vegetation' means This is the world I live in... This is the website I spend my free time on...
>> [_] Anon 2127848 >># http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionar y/vegetation Yeah, mushrooms aren't vegetation.
>> [_] Anon 2127850 >># You're being very picky. Also, you should've used fungi rather than fungus.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Your daily facts Anon 2124448
>> [_] Anon 2124452 lol still depressing as always

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2101785 /r/ sauce on this little melody Board [/a/ - Anime & Manga........] ▼SettingsHome [IMG]/f/ - Flash __ [Advertise on 4chan] __ Posting mode: Reply [Return] [Bottom] Reply to Thread Name __ E-mail __ Subject __ Submit Comment __ Password __ (Password used for deletion) * Supported file types are: SWF * Maximum file size allowed is 10240 KB. * Read the rules and FAQ before posting. * [IMG]このサイトについて - 翻訳 * Check out the 4chan /f/lash archive. __ [Advertise on 4chan] __ View Important Announcement I'm currently holding an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.Tune in here, and be sure to subscribe. To ask a question or participate in the discussion, use this thread.This one will be quite a bit different because I'll be giving audio responses to questions posted in the thread. It should enable me to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. If it goes well, we'll probably switch over to this format for the future, and it'll also be a good opportunity to trial Hangouts on Air/YouTube Live for our upcoming 4chan panel livestream. __ File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
>> [_] Anon 2101785 /r/ sauce on this little melody
>> [_] Anon 2101786 >># Google "Sad Loop (8-bit)"
>> [_] Anon 2101787 >># thanks is there any other version of this or just the 8 bit one?
>> [_] Anon 2101788 >># That's the only version.
>> [_] Anon 2101813 >Cooking tips >Game show facts >"If you make a stand on your foolish beliefs, No one will stand by you." ...
>> [_] Anon 2101814 >># "You make the same impact on the earth as a ping pong ball on a brick wall"
>> [_] Anon 2101822 You are 999,999 in a million
>> [_] Anon 2101826 "The liklihood of you dying within the next five minutes is 87.61%."
>> [_] Anon 2101828 "At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
>> [_] Anon 2101829 "The Space Sphere will never go to space."
>> [_] Anon 2101837 any way to get all the quotes from this?
>> [_] Anon 2101879 "You will take years off of your own life simply by worrying about things that are out of your control" Fuck Seagull, you are right. TIME FOR CHANGE.
>> [_] Anon /f/ - Flash [a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [s4s] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / adv / an / asp / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / out / po / pol / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / x] [rs] [status / q / @] [Settings] [Home] Board [/a/ - Anime & Manga........] ▼SettingsHome [IMG]/f/ - Flash __ [Advertise on 4chan] __ Posting mode: Reply [Return] [Bottom] Reply to Thread Name __ E-mail __ Subject __ Submit Comment __ Password __ (Password used for deletion) * Supported file types are: SWF * Maximum file size allowed is 10240 KB. * Read the rules and FAQ before posting. * [IMG]このサイトについて - 翻訳 * Check out the 4chan /f/lash archive. __ [Advertise on 4chan] __ View Important Announcement I'm currently holding an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.Tune in here, and be sure to subscribe. To ask a question or participate in the discussion, use this thread.This one will be quite a bit different because I'll be giving audio responses to questions posted in the thread. It should enable me to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. If it goes well, we'll probably switch over to this format for the future, and it'll also be a good opportunity to trial Hangouts on Air/YouTube Live for our upcoming 4chan panel livestream. __ File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
>> [_] Anon 2101785 /r/ sauce on this little melody
>> [_] Anon 2101786 >># Google "Sad Loop (8-bit)"
>> [_] Anon 2101787 >># thanks is there any other version of this or just the 8 bit one?
>> [_] Anon 2101788 >># That's the only version.
>> [_] Anon 2101813 >Cooking tips >Game show facts >"If you make a stand on your foolish beliefs, No one will stand by you." ...
>> [_] Anon 2101814 >># "You make the same impact on the earth as a ping pong ball on a brick wall"
>> [_] Anon 2101822 You are 999,999 in a million
>> [_] Anon 2101826 "The liklihood of you dying within the next five minutes is 87.61%."
>> [_] Anon 2101828 "At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
>> [_] Anon 2101829 "The Space Sphere will never go to space."
>> [_] Anon 2101837 any way to get all the quotes from this?
>> [_] Anon 2101879 "You will take years off of your own life simply by worrying about things that are out of your control" Fuck Seagull, you are right. TIME FOR CHANGE.
>> [_] Anon 2101884 >># decompile it
>> [_] Anon 2101932 >># It should be in the main script, decompile that shit.
>> [_] Anon 2101937 Fuck that seagull ;_;
>> [_] Sage01 2101940 >># What an edgy seagull
>> [_] Anon 2102015 "No ones life would be worse without you in it." How he knows? >.< Thats not a fact!
>> [_] Anon 2102021 "Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of" thank god. my dreams were fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 2102058 >># That's what I thought, but with what I don't know of any flash stuff (that is free).

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[_] Anon 2099165 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2099171 dem feels
>> [_] Anon 2099174 Fuck you Fact Seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2099181 "Every action you take can lead to death" Well. This is getting more and more depressing. Thank you fucking Fact Seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2099184 I was able to get all the "facts" out of the source code once...it's about half actual facts and half insults towards the viewer (Which are still facts)
>> [_] Anon 2099194 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2099196 "Every breath you take, takes you one step closer to your inevitable demise."
>> [_] Anon 2099208 "There is no escape" I WANT TO GET OF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE
>> [_] Anon 2099222 "Human beings are the disease." "You are not an exception." Well, damn.
>> [_] Anon 2099224 >Maker removed the "You are 999,999 our of a million" after being called out for it being statistically incorrect Hah.
>> [_] Anon 2099229 pity.... only thing I care about is more facts - and there are none
>> [_] Anon 2099283 >># no they didn't, I just saw that one
>> [_] Anon 2099287 "Declaration of Independance", you say? I can still feel superior
>> [_] Anon 2099288 I don't like Fact Seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2099297 >># Not all of the insults are facts.

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[_] Anon 2094480 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2094482 "You have lost the game"
>> [_] Anon 2094483 >># Bullshit
>> [_] Anon 2094485 Fact Seagull Says: "There is no God". Where is your God now?
>> [_] Anon 2094486 Fact At some point in their lives 1 in 6 kids will be abducted by the Dutch...
>> [_] Anon 2094521 What is this song?
>> [_] Anon 2094533 euphoric
>> [_] Anon 2094536 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908
>> [_] Anon 2094541 This seagull is a dick
>> [_] Anon 2094557 >># >"You will hurt your foot."
>> [_] Anon 2094567 I ate the seagull. Tastes like chicken...
>> [_] anonymous 2094579 Fact Seagull Says: 6 billion, remember."
>> [_] Anon 2094592 "Those who grown in a unforgiven world will be like phytoplancton for those." This is so fast it makes sense
>> [_] Anon 2094593 >># seagull? more like sea you next tuesday.
>> [_] Anon 2094595 >># synt?
>> [_] Anon 2094599 http://pastebin.com/6r45M0Pt
>> [_] Anon 2094601 "Each repost decreases your chance to get laid."
>> [_] Anon 2094671 notto diso shitto agen
>> [_] Anon 2094677 fuck youseagull you hurt my feelings >:(
>> [_] Anon 2094678 >Projecting
>> [_] Anon 2094681 The fact that the seagull started off with an insult to my being really says something about my worth.
>> [_] Anon 2094687 Mmm. Roast seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2094692 This would be better if had more actual trivia in between the "depression facts", making them catch you more off guard and surprise you.
>> [_] Anon 2094785 This seagull is projecting so hard, he could point his forehead at the wall and give a Powerpoint presentation on the best ways to make an ass of yourself.

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[_] Pooh BeaR 2084428 melancholy tuesday thunderstorm BTW Hi BoWeN
>> [_] Anon 2084447 >fact seagull >all those opinions
>> [_] BoWeN 2084459 Hi Pooh BeaR! remember those plans we made a while ago? tomorrow. get a ride with me to your house. so I can pick up what I left..
>> [_] Pooh BeaR 2084466 Maybe. c:
>> [_] BoWeN 2084472 12

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[_] Cold, hard facts. Anon 2079688 For >>>/adv/12828584 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2079698 Anyone have sauce for the music?
>> [_] Anon 2079712 This was made by some edgy people.
>> [_] Anon 2079777 >my children hunger for your blood
>> [_] Anon 2079810 misinformation at its best; give some "cold hard facts" and mix it with cynical lies, like mixing shit with chocolate.
>> [_] sage 2079830 its basically using facts to get people to misinterpret abstractions as true. Abstractions are just broad statements that could or could not be - but are so vague they can't be counted as facts. Mixing it in with somewhat credible information gives the illusion of credibility
>> [_] Anon 2079835 >># this. Also fuck all the pesimist all of them are "emotional vampires"
>> [_] Anon 2079836 >you have done nothing right that is beacuase i am left handed, fool whore.
>> [_] Anon 2079845 The emotional vampire's back! Nearly everything he says is true, though. But the things you are afraid of, you are looking at wrong. "Your death will go largely unnoticed" Billions of humans, and likely, less than 1% will know that you personally died. "Your birth was regretted by all involved" To some degree, at some point, but likely not out of malice or indifference, but more like "can we support him?" or "we didn't plan for this" or "i don't want her born like that" This bird is a vampire. Feeding off your doubt and frustration, it's easy to get pissed off at what it says.
>> [_] Anon 2079875 >># >># >># >># >># look at all these cranky babbies on their "hurf durf seagull mean and lies" tantrums everything the bird says is true, deal with it
>> [_] Anon 2079879 >># what about fuck you. go fuck a seagull if you love them so much.
>> [_] Anon 2079880 >Venison is deer meat What? Why? Is there someone who didn't know this? Sure it's true but it's like there being one that says "A is a letter". It's dumb. Also >You are 999999 out of a million Factually false. I am 1 out of one million as I am a single unique entity in a set of one million unique entities.
>> [_] Anon 2079885 >You mind is coming more undone the more you think about your mind coming undone Bitch I do meditation.

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[_] More cowbell Anon 2072995
>> [_] Anon 2073004 >># This flash actually cheers me up. Thanks dude!
>> [_] Anon 2073005 You would expect such a smart gull to realize it wasn't a 'seagull'.
>> [_] Anon 2073010 I just noticed the artifacts when it closes its mouth. Also where's the Anon the pastes the entire script?
>> [_] Anon 2073019 >fact seagull >all those opinions
>> [_] Anon 2073037 >># he's like a seegall man, like a shore oracle who sees the bitter truth and lays it out with no bs for the time wasters Also I think I once saw this dude yank a pack of crisps right off the corner shop shelf and then hustle off like "try and do something" so watch yourself I guess
>> [_] Anon 2073051 what is the song?
>> [_] Anon 2073057 >># They're FACTS, it's the FACT seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2073086 :)
>> [_] Anon 2073129 >># http://swfchan.net/16/YOL8JO0.shtml
>> [_] Anon 2073130 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908
>> [_] Anon 2073140 >># i thought you were replying to >># i thought you were being really clever

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[_] It's not more cowbell Anon 2066566 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2066574 Criminals have a more positive effect on society than you, too, fucking seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2066607 >># song?
>> [_] Anon 2066614 I... I think I love this
>> [_] Anon 2066617 >"Your words have no weight in this world" ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2066643 >No one but you Those are inspiring words This is the most inspirational thing I have seen yet.
>> [_] Anon 2066656 Think it should be named to depression seagull and those few actual facts should just be removed from what I saw.
>> [_] Anon 2066665 >># ALSO THIS
>> [_] Anon 2066672 Some of what he says is less depressing than you think. "No medicine can cure the sickness that lives inside you" means that it is up to me to cleanse my inner demons, and nothing external can cleanse it.
>> [_] Anon 2066678 >># Also /r/ing song It's peaceful, sad, and makes me feel like I've lost something that I don't remember, or that I don't care about yet.
>> [_] Anon 2066682 "You grow weaker while the beasts outside grow stronger" Time to hit the weights...as in food. I'd like to give the beasts something delicious to snack on.
>> [_] polite sage for not contributing Anon 2066707 3edgy5me
>> [_] Anon 2066711 For a fact seagull, those are some mighty fine opinions.
>> [_] Anon 2066718 "your birth was an accident regretted by everyone involved" fuck off fact seagull
>> [_] Anon 2066725 >># >Contributing >On /f/ hownew.ru
>> [_] Anon 2066734 >># My thoughts exactly.
>> [_] Anon 2066740 Can i get me some sauce on the music?
>> [_] Anon 2066778 >># You're right, like this one "Your demise will go largely unnoticed" You know what, nevermind. They're exactly as depressing as we think, you're just ridiculously optimistic.
>> [_] Anon 2066794 >># Well, it's true. There are billions of humans, quintillions of other animals, and who knows what other life is out there in this universe. It's obvious that our deaths will largely be unnoticed.
>> [_] Anon 2066812 when you realize that live is painfull and no try is gonna change it. then you can start to be free, if your words have no weight on earth then write in a stone. if a criminal has more positive impact in the society then fuck that sociaty who praise the criminal instead of a good soul. if your family pray for your absence then they are not my family. "if your stand for your foolish beliefs no one is gonna stand behind you" i prefer walk by side with those who aren't followed ,is refresh to my soul talk to them face to face. "seagull" embodiment of depression, emotional vampire, your tries to keep feeding you clarified the fact that you are starving. "seagull" you are close to dead.
>> [_] Anon 2066819 it should really be an albatross - a source of frustration
>> [_] Anon 2066821 >># Word.
>> [_] Anon 2066878 >># I like that idea.

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[_] Time to think about your life~ Y U R !.FANiMUFAg 2062399 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2062432 I have been enlightened. Thank you, OP.
>> [_] Anon 2062436 >># cmon man, no reason to rename this shit
>> [_] Anon 2062437 why did you even rename that? I almost oversaw it >"Your flesh was constructed upon the graves of hundreds of innocent beasts", >"Every breath you take brings you one instant closer to your inevitable demise", >"There is no God", >"Your demise will go largely unnoticed", >"The Declaration of Independance was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776", >"The world's largest rubber band ball is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than 700,000 rubber bands", >"Thousands of tiny lives die within you as you read this very sentence", >"Greater men than you have, do, and always will exist in all of your pursuits", >"The Mississippi River is the largest river system in the United States and the largest of North America", >"The per capita GDP of france is $33,744", "Your birth was an accident regretted by all who were involved", >"79 is the 22nd prime number", "Red, green, and blue are the primary colours of light",
>> [_] Anon 2062438 >"I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end", >"Fear is the manifestation of your personal inadequacies", >"True love awaits no one", >"Tetris was created by Alexey Pazhitnov on June 6, 1984", >"No afterlife awaits you", >"Systematic attempts to evolve a system of perspective are usually considered to have begun around the 5th century B.C. in the art of Ancient Greece", >"Your body and mind grow weaker every day as the beasts outside grow ever stronger", >"The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water, with 33.7% salinity", >"Nothing can silence the voices", >"My children hunger for your blood",
>> [_] Anon 2062439 >"The atomic symbol for gold is 'Au' ", >"Nothing is permenant, everything you know will eventually come to an end", >"Every action you take may result in your death", >"Your family prays for your absence", >"Granite is part of the felsic rock family", >"Your capitalist war machine cannot feed itself indefinitly", >"In the grand scheme of things, dust is no less significant than you", >"A meteor is the visible streak of light that occurs when a meteoroid enters the Earth's atmosphere", >"Life may exist on other planets, but it cares not of yours", >"A fruit is a structure of a plant that contains its seeds", >"There is no escape",
>> [_] Anon 2062440 >"Oxygen gas constitutes 20.9% of the volume of air", >"No medicine will cure the sickness that lives within you", >"Criminals have a more positive effect on society than you", >"Zeus is the King of the Gods in Greek Mythology", >"Nothing can escape the cold embrace of undoing", >" 'Petrol bomb' is another name for 'Molotov Cocktail' ", >".Due to anti-German sentiment in the United States, sauerkraut was renamed 'victory cabbage' throughout the duration of World War I", >"Marcel Proust's seven-volume novel In Search of Lost Time was written from 1909-1922 and contains over 2000 characters", >"A standard daiquiri consists of rum, lime juice and sugar", >"The fifth A on a piano has a standard tuning of 440 hertz",
>> [_] Anon 2062442 >"Chick-fil-A has a company-wide policy of keeping locations closed on Sundays in accordance with Christian ideals embedded in the company's corporate promise statement", >"The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg Zhornitskiy", >"A cacograph is a deliberate misspelling of a word for comical effect", >"In March of 2010, an official scientific council determined that an asteroid collision was responsible for the mass-extinction at the end of Mesozoic Era", >" 'The Himalayas,' an 18-hole course of putting greens in the town of St. Andrews, Scotland, is considered to be the first miniature golf course", >"An egg tooth is used by avian and reptilian offspring to break through an egg during hatching", >"Churchill Downs is the host track of the Kentucky Derby", >"The character of James Bond was created by Ian Fleming", >"Angel Falls in Venezuela is the world's highest waterfall",
>> [_] Anon 2062444 >" 'Shin splints' is the layman's term for medial tibial stress syndrome" >"In cooking, the use of a salt crust helps to internally steam a food item and give it the outward texture of a roasted dish", >"The Football War was a four-day war fought by El Salvador and Honduras in 1969", >"Merv Griffin has earned over $70 million in royalties for the composition 'Think!' featured in the game show Jeopardy!", >"The original voice of Meowth in the animated children's show Pokémon was Nathan Price", >"By general scientific consensus, MSG has been shown to not be a 'significant health hazard' - though some individuals experience minor health symptoms after consumption due to the placebo effect", >" 'Bollocks' was ranked as the eighth-most offensive word in the English language according to a 2006 study by BBC", >"The first Greyhound race in Great Britain took place on July 24, 1926 at Belle Vue Stadium",
>> [_] Anon 2062446 >"Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers", >"Mushrooms that have been exposed to UV light are the only natural vegetarian source of vitamin D", >"You will take years off of your own life simply by worrying about things that are out of your control", >"Your government knows more about you than you know about yourself", >"Most people die a thousand spiritual deaths before the arbitrary corporeal one happens", >"You are not the exception", >"All the world's a stage, and your loved ones are just actors", >"You are wasting life in the unfounded belief that your time accrues interest", >"The existence of a 'soul' has never been proven for a reason", >"You have no influence over your future", >"They are just not that into you", >"The problem is not the rest of the world; the problem is you",
>> [_] Anon 2062447 >"Your offspring will be just as mundane as you", >"You will hurt your foot", >"Everyone you know and everything you cherish is all drifting apart like exiles on driftwood and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it", >"Society does not include you", >"Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone", >"You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all", >"Your children will grow up in an unforgiving and indifferent world", >"Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of", >"Every change is for the worse", >"To die for your country is worse than to die for nothing",
>> [_] Anon 2062448 >"Human beings are the disease", >"Let go of the rail, let go of the rail", >" 'Blog' is a portmanteu of the words 'web' and 'log' ", >"The four types of tennis court surfaces classified for used in professional play are Clay, Hard, Grass and Carpet", >"Men on average find women with a .7:1 waist-hip ratio the most physically attractive overall", >"The domestic cat is classified as an invasive species", >"The yolk of an egg and its germinal disc is a single cell", >"Lonesome George is the name of the last known remaining Pinta Island Tortoise", >"Venison is deer meat", >"A 'Two-Spirit' is a transgender person who identifies as having both a male and a female gender",
>> [_] Anon 2062449 >"The 'Parmigiano-Reggiano' name for cheese is a trademarked in Europe", >"After water and tea, beer is the third most popular drink worldwide", >"Maple syrup is sap from the maple tree", >"Polaris is the name of the earth's current northern pole star", >"The Gulf Stream is part of the ocean current system called the North Atlantic Gyre", >"The Herring Gull is the most common gull in Asia, North America and western Europe", >"The Starbucks Corporation is the largest coffeehouse company worldwide", >"Carnival is a pre-lentin worldwide festival celebrated with street parties and parades", >"The Dutch oliebol is a deep-fried ball of dough coated with powdered sugar", >"The card game Uno was created in 1971",
>> [_] Anon 2062450 >"The rent for normally landing on a railroad in Monopoly when another player owns all four is $200", >"TaB soda is a product of the Coca Cola Company", >"You have done nothing right", >"You will die alone", >"Your words have no weight in the world", >"If you take a stand for your foolish beliefs, no one will stand behind you", >"Those in charge see you as no more danger to them than a phytoplankton", >"Your name will be placed on a gravestone and then quickly forgotten", >"Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits", >"You are 999,999 in a million",
>> [_] Anon 2062452 >"Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore that you really are", >"You make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball on a brick wall", >"No one's life would be worse without you in it", >"You are but a placeholder for the person who comes after you", >"They only laugh at your jokes out of pity", >"Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment", >"No one is keeping tally of your feeble existence but you", >"The causes you have taken up are laughable", >"A garbage bag is just as good a home to a dead man", >"The worms look at you as a number waiting to be called out in the deli line",
>> [_] Anon 2062455 and my personal favorite >"Nothing will make up for the shameful things you have done";
>> [_] Anon 2062456 Why rename it?
>> [_] Anon 2062459 6edgy9me
>> [_] Anon 2062479 "...die a thousand spiritual deaths" and "no afterlife awaits you"? Get your shit together, Fact Seagull
>> [_] Anon 2062482 3edge5me
>> [_] Anon 2062498 >Dat projecting
>> [_] Anon 2062520 >># Background music source please.
>> [_] Anon 2062530 >># here you go http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908
>> [_] Anon 2062582 >># The concept of spirits and the afterlife are not exclusively inter-related.
>> [_] Anon 2062594 Boring!
>> [_] Anon 2062602 do you really believe what others tell you? like (please, hold my hand, make my reality)
>> [_] Anon 2062609 Fuck you, fact seagull. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 2062620 >># >># >># It. Does. Not. Matter. You. Fucking. Imbecile.
>> [_] Anon 2062623 >># Yes. It. Does. You. Stu. Pid. Cu. Nt.
>> [_] Anon 2062630 Shit like this is the current generations equivalent of a Sylvia Plath novel.

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[_] pol9k culture Anon 2049078 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2049088 >your flesh was constructed on the graves of thousands of innocent beasts Feels apex predator, man.
>> [_] Anon 2049096 For a fact seagull he certainly has plenty of opinions
>> [_] Anon 2049103 >># HA
>> [_] Anon 2049151 Nah fuck that
>> [_] Anon 2049169 "to die for your country is worse than to die for nothing" wow thats deep fact seagull!!
>> [_] Anon 2049209 Venison is deer meat. Is this really a "Wow!" fact? Are people that uneducated?
>> [_] Anon 2049215 >"Your flesh was constructed upon the graves of hundreds of innocent beasts", >"Every breath you take brings you one instant closer to your inevitable demise", >"There is no God", >"Your demise will go largely unnoticed", >"The Declaration of Independance was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776", >"The world's largest rubber band ball is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than 700,000 rubber bands", >"Thousands of tiny lives die within you as you read this very sentence", >"Greater men than you have, do, and always will exist in all of your pursuits", >"The Mississippi River is the largest river system in the United States and the largest of North America", >"The per capita GDP of france is $33,744", "Your birth was an accident regretted by all who were involved", >"79 is the 22nd prime number", "Red, green, and blue are the primary colours of light",
>> [_] Anon 2049216 >"I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end", >"Fear is the manifestation of your personal inadequacies", >"True love awaits no one", >"Tetris was created by Alexey Pazhitnov on June 6, 1984", >"No afterlife awaits you", >"Systematic attempts to evolve a system of perspective are usually considered to have begun around the 5th century B.C. in the art of Ancient Greece", >"Your body and mind grow weaker every day as the beasts outside grow ever stronger", >"The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water, with 33.7% salinity", >"Nothing can silence the voices", >"My children hunger for your blood",
>> [_] Anon 2049217 >"The atomic symbol for gold is 'Au' ", >"Nothing is permenant, everything you know will eventually come to an end", >"Every action you take may result in your death", >"Your family prays for your absence", >"Granite is part of the felsic rock family", >"Your capitalist war machine cannot feed itself indefinitly", >"In the grand scheme of things, dust is no less significant than you", >"A meteor is the visible streak of light that occurs when a meteoroid enters the Earth's atmosphere", >"Life may exist on other planets, but it cares not of yours", >"A fruit is a structure of a plant that contains its seeds", >"There is no escape",
>> [_] Anon 2049218 >"Oxygen gas constitutes 20.9% of the volume of air", >"No medicine will cure the sickness that lives within you", >"Criminals have a more positive effect on society than you", >"Zeus is the King of the Gods in Greek Mythology", >"Nothing can escape the cold embrace of undoing", >" 'Petrol bomb' is another name for 'Molotov Cocktail' ", >".Due to anti-German sentiment in the United States, sauerkraut was renamed 'victory cabbage' throughout the duration of World War I", >"Marcel Proust's seven-volume novel In Search of Lost Time was written from 1909-1922 and contains over 2000 characters", >"A standard daiquiri consists of rum, lime juice and sugar", >"The fifth A on a piano has a standard tuning of 440 hertz",
>> [_] Anon 2049220 >"Chick-fil-A has a company-wide policy of keeping locations closed on Sundays in accordance with Christian ideals embedded in the company's corporate promise statement", >"The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg Zhornitskiy", >"A cacograph is a deliberate misspelling of a word for comical effect", >"In March of 2010, an official scientific council determined that an asteroid collision was responsible for the mass-extinction at the end of Mesozoic Era", >" 'The Himalayas,' an 18-hole course of putting greens in the town of St. Andrews, Scotland, is considered to be the first miniature golf course", >"An egg tooth is used by avian and reptilian offspring to break through an egg during hatching", >"Churchill Downs is the host track of the Kentucky Derby", >"The character of James Bond was created by Ian Fleming", >"Angel Falls in Venezuela is the world's highest waterfall",
>> [_] Anon 2049222 >" 'Shin splints' is the layman's term for medial tibial stress syndrome" >"In cooking, the use of a salt crust helps to internally steam a food item and give it the outward texture of a roasted dish", >"The Football War was a four-day war fought by El Salvador and Honduras in 1969", >"Merv Griffin has earned over $70 million in royalties for the composition 'Think!' featured in the game show Jeopardy!", >"The original voice of Meowth in the animated children's show Pokémon was Nathan Price", >"By general scientific consensus, MSG has been shown to not be a 'significant health hazard' - though some individuals experience minor health symptoms after consumption due to the placebo effect", >" 'Bollocks' was ranked as the eighth-most offensive word in the English language according to a 2006 study by BBC", >"The first Greyhound race in Great Britain took place on July 24, 1926 at Belle Vue Stadium",
>> [_] Anon 2049223 >"Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers", >"Mushrooms that have been exposed to UV light are the only natural vegetarian source of vitamin D", >"You will take years off of your own life simply by worrying about things that are out of your control", >"Your government knows more about you than you know about yourself", >"Most people die a thousand spiritual deaths before the arbitrary corporeal one happens", >"You are not the exception", >"All the world's a stage, and your loved ones are just actors", >"You are wasting life in the unfounded belief that your time accrues interest", >"The existence of a 'soul' has never been proven for a reason", >"You have no influence over your future", >"They are just not that into you", >"The problem is not the rest of the world; the problem is you",
>> [_] Anon 2049225 >"Your offspring will be just as mundane as you", >"You will hurt your foot", >"Everyone you know and everything you cherish is all drifting apart like exiles on driftwood and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it", >"Society does not include you", >"Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone", >"You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all", >"Your children will grow up in an unforgiving and indifferent world", >"Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of", >"Every change is for the worse", >"To die for your country is worse than to die for nothing",
>> [_] Anon 2049226 >"Human beings are the disease", >"Let go of the rail, let go of the rail", >" 'Blog' is a portmanteu of the words 'web' and 'log' ", >"The four types of tennis court surfaces classified for used in professional play are Clay, Hard, Grass and Carpet", >"Men on average find women with a .7:1 waist-hip ratio the most physically attractive overall", >"The domestic cat is classified as an invasive species", >"The yolk of an egg and its germinal disc is a single cell", >"Lonesome George is the name of the last known remaining Pinta Island Tortoise", >"Venison is deer meat", >"A 'Two-Spirit' is a transgender person who identifies as having both a male and a female gender",
>> [_] Anon 2049228 >"The 'Parmigiano-Reggiano' name for cheese is a trademarked in Europe", >"After water and tea, beer is the third most popular drink worldwide", >"Maple syrup is sap from the maple tree", >"Polaris is the name of the earth's current northern pole star", >"The Gulf Stream is part of the ocean current system called the North Atlantic Gyre", >"The Herring Gull is the most common gull in Asia, North America and western Europe", >"The Starbucks Corporation is the largest coffeehouse company worldwide", >"Carnival is a pre-lentin worldwide festival celebrated with street parties and parades", >"The Dutch oliebol is a deep-fried ball of dough coated with powdered sugar", >"The card game Uno was created in 1971",
>> [_] Anon 2049229 >"The rent for normally landing on a railroad in Monopoly when another player owns all four is $200", >"TaB soda is a product of the Coca Cola Company", >"You have done nothing right", >"You will die alone", >"Your words have no weight in the world", >"If you take a stand for your foolish beliefs, no one will stand behind you", >"Those in charge see you as no more danger to them than a phytoplankton", >"Your name will be placed on a gravestone and then quickly forgotten", >"Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits", >"You are 999,999 in a million",
>> [_] Anon 2049230 >"Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore that you really are", >"You make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball on a brick wall", >"No one's life would be worse without you in it", >"You are but a placeholder for the person who comes after you", >"They only laugh at your jokes out of pity", >"Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment", >"No one is keeping tally of your feeble existence but you", >"The causes you have taken up are laughable", >"A garbage bag is just as good a home to a dead man", >"The worms look at you as a number waiting to be called out in the deli line",
>> [_] Anon 2049232 >"Nothing will make up for the shameful things you have done"; 10/10 would copypasta again
>> [_] Anon 2049241 >># >"You make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball on a brick wall", WRONG. You make even less. Methinks this seagull needs to double check his facts.
>> [_] Anon 2049281 >># >>"The world's largest rubber band ball is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than 700,000 rubber bands", GOG DAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNN
>> [_] Anon 2049329 This swf creeps the fuck out of me.

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[_] Fun and true trivia from a cartoon animal Anon 2047395 Fact Seagull knows all, and he's willing to pass his knowledge onto you!
>> [_] Anon 2047441 >"Your flesh was constructed upon the graves of hundreds of innocent beasts", >"Every breath you take brings you one instant closer to your inevitable demise", >"There is no God", >"Your demise will go largely unnoticed", >"The Declaration of Independance was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776", >"The world's largest rubber band ball is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than 700,000 rubber bands", >"Thousands of tiny lives die within you as you read this very sentence", >"Greater men than you have, do, and always will exist in all of your pursuits", >"The Mississippi River is the largest river system in the United States and the largest of North America", >"The per capita GDP of france is $33,744", "Your birth was an accident regretted by all who were involved", >"79 is the 22nd prime number", "Red, green, and blue are the primary colours of light",
>> [_] Anon 2047442 >"I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end", >"Fear is the manifestation of your personal inadequacies", >"True love awaits no one", >"Tetris was created by Alexey Pazhitnov on June 6, 1984", >"No afterlife awaits you", >"Systematic attempts to evolve a system of perspective are usually considered to have begun around the 5th century B.C. in the art of Ancient Greece", >"Your body and mind grow weaker every day as the beasts outside grow ever stronger", >"The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water, with 33.7% salinity", >"Nothing can silence the voices", >"My children hunger for your blood",
>> [_] Anon 2047444 >"The atomic symbol for gold is 'Au' ", >"Nothing is permenant, everything you know will eventually come to an end", >"Every action you take may result in your death", >"Your family prays for your absence", >"Granite is part of the felsic rock family", >"Your capitalist war machine cannot feed itself indefinitly", >"In the grand scheme of things, dust is no less significant than you", >"A meteor is the visible streak of light that occurs when a meteoroid enters the Earth's atmosphere", >"Life may exist on other planets, but it cares not of yours", >"A fruit is a structure of a plant that contains its seeds", >"There is no escape",
>> [_] Anon 2047446 >"Oxygen gas constitutes 20.9% of the volume of air", >"No medicine will cure the sickness that lives within you", >"Criminals have a more positive effect on society than you", >"Zeus is the King of the Gods in Greek Mythology", >"Nothing can escape the cold embrace of undoing", >" 'Petrol bomb' is another name for 'Molotov Cocktail' ", >".Due to anti-German sentiment in the United States, sauerkraut was renamed 'victory cabbage' throughout the duration of World War I", >"Marcel Proust's seven-volume novel In Search of Lost Time was written from 1909-1922 and contains over 2000 characters", >"A standard daiquiri consists of rum, lime juice and sugar", >"The fifth A on a piano has a standard tuning of 440 hertz",
>> [_] Anon 2047448 >"Chick-fil-A has a company-wide policy of keeping locations closed on Sundays in accordance with Christian ideals embedded in the company's corporate promise statement", >"The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg Zhornitskiy", >"A cacograph is a deliberate misspelling of a word for comical effect", >"In March of 2010, an official scientific council determined that an asteroid collision was responsible for the mass-extinction at the end of Mesozoic Era", >" 'The Himalayas,' an 18-hole course of putting greens in the town of St. Andrews, Scotland, is considered to be the first miniature golf course", >"An egg tooth is used by avian and reptilian offspring to break through an egg during hatching", >"Churchill Downs is the host track of the Kentucky Derby", >"The character of James Bond was created by Ian Fleming", >"Angel Falls in Venezuela is the world's highest waterfall",
>> [_] Anon 2047450 >" 'Shin splints' is the layman's term for medial tibial stress syndrome" >"In cooking, the use of a salt crust helps to internally steam a food item and give it the outward texture of a roasted dish", >"The Football War was a four-day war fought by El Salvador and Honduras in 1969", >"Merv Griffin has earned over $70 million in royalties for the composition 'Think!' featured in the game show Jeopardy!", >"The original voice of Meowth in the animated children's show Pokémon was Nathan Price", >"By general scientific consensus, MSG has been shown to not be a 'significant health hazard' - though some individuals experience minor health symptoms after consumption due to the placebo effect", >" 'Bollocks' was ranked as the eighth-most offensive word in the English language according to a 2006 study by BBC", >"The first Greyhound race in Great Britain took place on July 24, 1926 at Belle Vue Stadium",
>> [_] Anon 2047451 2edgy4me Go back to reddit.
>> [_] Anon 2047452 >"Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers", >"Mushrooms that have been exposed to UV light are the only natural vegetarian source of vitamin D", >"You will take years off of your own life simply by worrying about things that are out of your control", >"Your government knows more about you than you know about yourself", >"Most people die a thousand spiritual deaths before the arbitrary corporeal one happens", >"You are not the exception", >"All the world's a stage, and your loved ones are just actors", >"You are wasting life in the unfounded belief that your time accrues interest", >"The existence of a 'soul' has never been proven for a reason", >"You have no influence over your future", >"They are just not that into you", >"The problem is not the rest of the world; the problem is you",
>> [_] Anon 2047454 >"Your offspring will be just as mundane as you", >"You will hurt your foot", >"Everyone you know and everything you cherish is all drifting apart like exiles on driftwood and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it", >"Society does not include you", >"Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone", >"You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all", >"Your children will grow up in an unforgiving and indifferent world", >"Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of", >"Every change is for the worse", >"To die for your country is worse than to die for nothing",
>> [_] Anon 2047456 >"Human beings are the disease", >"Let go of the rail, let go of the rail", >" 'Blog' is a portmanteu of the words 'web' and 'log' ", >"The four types of tennis court surfaces classified for used in professional play are Clay, Hard, Grass and Carpet", >"Men on average find women with a 7:1 waist-hip ratio the most physically attractive overall", >"The domestic cat is classified as an invasive species", >"The yolk of an egg and its germinal disc is a single cell", >"Lonesome George is the name of the last known remaining Pinta Island Tortoise", >"Venison is deer meat", >"A 'Two-Spirit' is a transgender person who identifies as having both a male and a female gender",
>> [_] Anon 2047457 >"The 'Parmigiano-Reggiano' name for cheese is a trademarked in Europe", >"After water and tea, beer is the third most popular drink worldwide", >"Maple syrup is sap from the maple tree", >"Polaris is the name of the earth's current northern pole star", >"The Gulf Stream is part of the ocean current system called the North Atlantic Gyre", >"The Herring Gull is the most common gull in Asia, North America and western Europe", >"The Starbucks Corporation is the largest coffeehouse company worldwide", >"Carnival is a pre-lentin worldwide festival celebrated with street parties and parades", >"The Dutch oliebol is a deep-fried ball of dough coated with powdered sugar", >"The card game Uno was created in 1971",
>> [_] Anon 2047458 >"The rent for normally landing on a railroad in Monopoly when another player owns all four is $200", >"TaB soda is a product of the Coca Cola Company", >"You have done nothing right", >"You will die alone", >"Your words have no weight in the world", >"If you take a stand for your foolish beliefs, no one will stand behind you", >"Those in charge see you as no more danger to them than a phytoplankton", >"Your name will be placed on a gravestone and then quickly forgotten", >"Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits", >"You are 999,999 in a million",
>> [_] Anon 2047459 >"Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore that you really are", >"You make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball on a brick wall", >"No one's life would be worse without you in it", >"You are but a placeholder for the person who comes after you", >"They only laugh at your jokes out of pity", >"Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment", >"No one is keeping tally of your feeble existence but you", >"The causes you have taken up are laughable", >"A garbage bag is just as good a home to a dead man", >"The worms look at you as a number waiting to be called out in the deli line",
>> [_] Anon 2047460 and last but not least >"Nothing will make up for the shameful things you have done"; 10/10 would copypasta again
>> [_] Anon 2047473 >red, green, and blue The bird lies. It's red, YELLOW, and blue. RGB is just for computers.
>> [_] Anon 2047475 >># >primary colors of light >light Light is additive, not subtractive. Dumb fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2047488 >># I was tempted to do the whole "What the fuck did you just..." copypasta thing backwards. Since I'm not bored enough to do that, you win.
>> [_] Anon 2047490 a lot of his 'facts' are abstractions

File: Guess What.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Melancholy Anon 2022572 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2022672 I hate that seagull.
>> [_] Anon 2022682 Seagull Y u do dis... OP stahp...pls...my feels....
>> [_] Anon 2022709 Is that seagull the Anti-Spiral's obnoxious pet?
>> [_] Anon 2022714 >># >Y u do dis >pls >my feels Get Out
>> [_] Anon 2022718 >># You forgot >stahp
>> [_] Anon 2022719 Half of what that seagull says is true. The other half is just plain fucking mean.

File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Daily dose of trivia. Anon 2020220 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2020244 honestly one of my favorite flashes. so simple, so awful
>> [_] Anon 2020256 the pessimism mixed in with the trivia is just too DEEP for me
>> [_] Anon 2020264 The fact that people think this is supposed to be really deep and get offended is my favorite thing about this flash. I'm pretty sure it was never meant to be anything more than a silly joke.
>> [_] Anon 2020272 Fact seagull is kind of an asshole.
>> [_] Anon 2020294 Opinion Seagull is so awesome
>> [_] Anon 2020316 I don't think it quite worked because Fact Seagull said I was inadequate and stupid about 20 times before giving an actual fact
>> [_] Anon 2020318 I think the bird is not giving facts and instead just wants to give us reasons to kill ourselves so he has a chance at a quick meal.
>> [_] Anon 2020319 heavily weighted factpinion seagull - fuck yeah!
>> [_] Anon 2020327 What's the sauce on the song?
>> [_] Anon 2020333 "the problem is not the rest of the world, the problem is you." ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2020335 >># I get depressed, not offended.
>> [_] Anon 2020337 it gives a couple random gradeschool level facts, then the occasional 2edgy4u fact
>> [_] Anon 2020338 >"Your flesh was constructed upon the graves of hundreds of innocent beasts", >"Every breath you take brings you one instant closer to your inevitable demise", >"There is no God", "Your demise will go largely unnoticed", >"The Declaration of Independance was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776", >"The world's largest rubber band ball is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than 700,000 rubber bands", >"Thousands of tiny lives die within you as you read this very sentence", >"Greater men than you have, do, and always will exist in all of your pursuits", >"The Mississippi River is the largest river system in the United States and the largest of North America", >"The per capita GDP of france is $33,744", "Your birth was an accident regretted by all who were involved", >"79 is the 22nd prime number", "Red, green, and blue are the primary colours of light",
>> [_] Anon 2020339 >># >"I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end", >"Fear is the manifestation of your personal inadequacies", >"True love awaits no one", >"Tetris was created by Alexey Pazhitnov on June 6, 1984", >"No afterlife awaits you", >"Systematic attempts to evolve a system of perspective are usually considered to have begun around the 5th century B.C. in the art of Ancient Greece", >"Your body and mind grow weaker every day as the beasts outside grow ever stronger", >"The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water, with 33.7% salinity", >"Nothing can silence the voices", >"My children hunger for your blood",
>> [_] Anon 2020340 >># >"The atomic symbol for gold is 'Au' ", >"Nothing is permenant, everything you know will eventually come to an end", >"Every action you take may result in your death", >"Your family prays for your absence", >"Granite is part of the felsic rock family", >"Your capitalist war machine cannot feed itself indefinitly", >"In the grand scheme of things, dust is no less significant than you", >"A meteor is the visible streak of light that occurs when a meteoroid enters the Earth's atmosphere", >"Life may exist on other planets, but it cares not of yours", >"A fruit is a structure of a plant that contains its seeds", "There is no escape",
>> [_] Anon 2020341 >># >"Oxygen gas constitutes 20.9% of the volume of air", >"No medicine will cure the sickness that lives within you", >"Criminals have a more positive effect on society than you", >"Zeus is the King of the Gods in Greek Mythology", >"Nothing can escape the cold embrace of undoing", >" 'Petrol bomb' is another name for 'Molotov Cocktail' ", >".Due to anti-German sentiment in the United States, sauerkraut was renamed 'victory cabbage' throughout the duration of World War I", >"Marcel Proust's seven-volume novel In Search of Lost Time was written from 1909-1922 and contains over 2000 characters", >"A standard daiquiri consists of rum, lime juice and sugar", >"The fifth A on a piano has a standard tuning of 440 hertz",
>> [_] Anon 2020343 >># >"Chick-fil-A has a company-wide policy of keeping locations closed on Sundays in accordance with Christian ideals embedded in the company's corporate promise statement", >"The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg Zhornitskiy", >"A cacograph is a deliberate misspelling of a word for comical effect", >"In March of 2010, an official scientific council determined that an asteroid collision was responsible for the mass-extinction at the end of Mesozoic Era", >" 'The Himalayas,' an 18-hole course of putting greens in the town of St. Andrews, Scotland, is considered to be the first miniature golf course", >"An egg tooth is used by avian and reptilian offspring to break through an egg during hatching", >"Churchill Downs is the host track of the Kentucky Derby", >"The character of James Bond was created by Ian Fleming", >"Angel Falls in Venezuela is the world's highest waterfall",
>> [_] Anon 2020344 >># >" 'Shin splints' is the layman's term for medial tibial stress syndrome" >"In cooking, the use of a salt crust helps to internally steam a food item and give it the outward texture of a roasted dish", >"The Football War was a four-day war fought by El Salvador and Honduras in 1969", >"Merv Griffin has earned over $70 million in royalties for the composition 'Think!' featured in the game show Jeopardy!", >"The original voice of Meowth in the animated children's show Pokémon was Nathan Price", >"By general scientific consensus, MSG has been shown to not be a 'significant health hazard' - though some individuals experience minor health symptoms after consumption due to the placebo effect", >" 'Bollocks' was ranked as the eighth-most offensive word in the English language according to a 2006 study by BBC", >"The first Greyhound race in Great Britain took place on July 24, 1926 at Belle Vue Stadium", >"Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers",
>> [_] Anon 2020345 >># >"Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers", >"Mushrooms that have been exposed to UV light are the only natural vegetarian source of vitamin D", >"You will take years off of your own life simply by worrying about things that are out of your control", >"Your government knows more about you than you know about yourself", >"Most people die a thousand spiritual deaths before the arbitrary corporeal one happens", >"You are not the exception", >"All the world's a stage, and your loved ones are just actors", >"You are wasting life in the unfounded belief that your time accrues interest", >"The existence of a 'soul' has never been proven for a reason", >"You have no influence over your future", >"They are just not that into you", >"The problem is not the rest of the world; the problem is you",
>> [_] Anon 2020347 >># >"Your offspring will be just as mundane as you", >"You will hurt your foot", >"Everyone you know and everything you cherish is all drifting apart like exiles on driftwood and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it", >"Society does not include you", >"Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone", >"You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all", >"Your children will grow up in an unforgiving and indifferent world", >"Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of", >"Every change is for the worse", >"To die for your country is worse than to die for nothing",
>> [_] Anon 2020348 >># >"Human beings are the disease", >"Let go of the rail, let go of the rail", >" 'Blog' is a portmanteu of the words 'web' and 'log' ", >"The four types of tennis court surfaces classified for used in professional play are Clay, Hard, Grass and Carpet", >"Men on average find women with a .7:1 waist-hip ratio the most physically attractive overall", >"The domestic cat is classified as an invasive species", >"The yolk of an egg and its germinal disc is a single cell", >"Lonesome George is the name of the last known remaining Pinta Island Tortoise", >"Venison is deer meat", >"A 'Two-Spirit' is a transgender person who identifies as having both a male and a female gender",
>> [_] Anon 2020350 >># >"The 'Parmigiano-Reggiano' name for cheese is a trademarked in Europe", >"After water and tea, beer is the third most popular drink worldwide", >"Maple syrup is sap from the maple tree", >"Polaris is the name of the earth's current northern pole star", >"The Gulf Stream is part of the ocean current system called the North Atlantic Gyre", >"The Herring Gull is the most common gull in Asia, North America and western Europe", >"The Starbucks Corporation is the largest coffeehouse company worldwide", >"Carnival is a pre-lentin worldwide festival celebrated with street parties and parades", >"The Dutch oliebol is a deep-fried ball of dough coated with powdered sugar", >"The card game Uno was created in 1971",
>> [_] Anon 2020351 >># >"The rent for normally landing on a railroad in Monopoly when another player owns all four is $200", >"TaB soda is a product of the Coca Cola Company", >"You have done nothing right", >"You will die alone", >"Your words have no weight in the world", >"If you take a stand for your foolish beliefs, no one will stand behind you", >"Those in charge see you as no more danger to them than a phytoplankton", >"Your name will be placed on a gravestone and then quickly forgotten", >"Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits", >"You are 999,999 in a million",
>> [_] Anon 2020352 >># >"Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore that you really are", >"You make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball on a brick wall", >"No one's life would be worse without you in it", >"You are but a placeholder for the person who comes after you", >"They only laugh at your jokes out of pity", >"Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment", >"No one is keeping tally of your feeble existence but you", >"The causes you have taken up are laughable", >"A garbage bag is just as good a home to a dead man", >"The worms look at you as a number waiting to be called out in the deli line",
>> [_] Anon 2020354 >># >"Nothing will make up for the shameful things you have done";
>> [_] Pantsu time 2020356 >># oh my
>> [_] Fact Seagull.swf Mr.Tsubaki 2020369 YOU DO NOT DECIDED FUTURE FACT SEAGULL PREPARE TO EAT YOUR WORDS IN THE NEXT 20 YEARS THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE FOR THE TAKING BWAHAHAHAAHWAHAHAHWHAH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
>> [_] Anon 2020379 >Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore that you really are jesus christ what the fuck seagull
>> [_] Nex 2020382 >># Huh, poor /x/
>> [_] Anon 2020414 "I sit by your Window, waiting for your untimely end."
>> [_] Anon 2020419 >># You are inadequate and stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2020421 >># You really are a dull cunt.
>> [_] Anon 2020434 https://twitter.com/FactSeagull for anyone that wants more

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2012528
>> [_] Anon 2012559 >no one's life would be worse without you fact-seagull why ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2012570 This Seagull is a dick
>> [_] Anon 2012571 Now i want to kill myself
>> [_] Anon 2012577 is that the text from earthbound
>> [_] Anon 2012578 Stop it Fact Seagull, you're tearing us apaaaart!
>> [_] Anon 2012583 Fact: Seagulls cannot talk hows that for your reality bubble you stupid shit seagull? Im gonna barbeque you and feed you do my dog you piece of shit!
>> [_] Anon 2012589 ... is there a source for the music?
>> [_] Anon 2012591 >># Found it. It's called "Sad Loop" and can be found on Newgrounds.
>> [_] Anon 2012596 "You will hurt your foot." Fuck you fact seagull, I broke my ankle and you see right through me.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1998114
>> [_] Anon 1998150 >The causes you have taken up are laughable H-how dare you!
>> [_] Anon 1998158 FML
>> [_] Anon 1998167 >># What causes?
>> [_] Anon 1998221 >># After reading your post I laughed for a second, but now, Im nearly crying.
>> [_] Anon 1998227 Fact Seagull says >The card game Uno was created in 1971 >My children will feed on your blood that escalated quickly.
>> [_] Anon 1998229 Honestly, this ALWAYS cheers me up.
>> [_] Anon 1998246 It needs more facts, right now it's like 65% depressing material. You want it to lure someone in, then maybe have them se one thing that makes them say "shut" so they keep watching, and slowly build the crushing disappointment.
>> [_] Anon 1998250 I never noticed how great this music is

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1960527 For music search for Sad Loop (8-bit) on Newgrounds
>> [_] Anon 1960661 Damn...
>> [_] Anon 1960666 There's no god fedora time
>> [_] Anon 1960668 Thats what I get for calling them sky rats....
>> [_] Anon 1960713 The seagull says such awesome things about me.
>> [_] Anon 1960723 no fuck you seagull

File: guess what.swf-(1.05 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1945265 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1945269 feels
>> [_] Anon 1945274 Oh.. ;-;
>> [_] Anon 1945276 oh it's a renamed flash. Oh boy.
>> [_] Anon 1945277 Song name? :o
>> [_] Anon 1945308 >># So what?
>> [_] Anon 1945311 >click this >not get gankro >get just howlin.swf CLOUUDFLAAAARE
>> [_] Anon 1945314 every action you take may result in your death...... my children hunger for your blood
>> [_] OP 1945316 >># it's a shame, I renamed it, because the swf had some rediculous name faggot OP = op faggot
>> [_] Anon 1945326 how get wolf ;n;
>> [_] Anon 1945339 song sauce? or is this original? resizing does nothing
>> [_] Anon 1945342 >># nvm got it http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908
>> [_] Anon 1945422 >># >http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/ 259908 that's not nice
>> [_] Anon 1945440 >># sadloop. look it up on jewgrounds
>> [_] RyaKun 1945457 Fact Seagull needs to lighten up..or I ain't guttin my fish at the pier anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1945459 No matter how long I watch this for, it seems like there's always something new that pops up eventually.
>> [_] Anon 1945461 >># >drift apart like driftwood bitch make a raft
>> [_] Anon 1945465 Something about the song is just creepy. Like, Lavender Town creepout going on here.
>> [_] Anon 1945480 well fuck you too fact seagull, you need to lighten the fuck up
>> [_] Anon 1945488 Well fuck you too, Seagull, you cunt.
>> [_] Anon 1945490 >># cry about it

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Other)
[_] It's just how life is. Anon 1909796 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1909858 Lonesome George is dead ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1909891 This was inspiring, not depressing.
>> [_] Anon 1909907 Strange the music (Remix of what?)
>> [_] Anon 1909981 Fact Seagull is a bastard.
>> [_] Anon 1909991 I spent half a minute working out all the negatives in the "Nobody's life would be worse without you in it" just to figure out that It's a Wonderful Life was a lie.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1903400 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1903416 >Your birth was an accident regretted by all who were involved.
>> [_] Anon 1903418 >># >"You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all"
>> [_] Anon 1903419 ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1903468 >fact seagull >opinions Fuck you seagull. this is the last straw
>> [_] Anon 1903471 >Every path you choose, will lead to equal disappointment ... ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1903477 >You're awesome and you should feel awesome. Wut. >The worst disappointment in your life has been that experienced by others when you disregarded their desire for you. Hang on a minute here. >Your life is singularly significant due to the achievements resulting from your political struggle. Oh you know me so well Mr. Seagull.
>> [_] Anon 1903497 Man what is the song playing in the background?
>> [_] Anon 1903504 how do I make music like this?
>> [_] Anon 1903508 >"True love awaits no one" Fucking seagull confirmed bro-bird
>> [_] Anon 1903519 its now imbedded in my head that AU is the atomic letter for gold
>> [_] Anon 1903521 That fucking seagull...
>> [_] Anon 1903529 >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 1903532 Everytime I see this people point out that half of the 'facts' are opinions. You guys do realize that is the joke right? Here's the music http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908
>> [_] Anon 1903534 >># Fruity loops. Gonna cost you though. There are other pieces of softeware out there, but Fruity loops is one of the best, as I understand it.
>> [_] Anon 1903592 I heard this depresses people (or depresses you even more) if watched long enough.
>> [_] Anon 1903645 >># damn straight, it's called being a living animal we can't all be boring plants, motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 1903684 >># Aureum.
>> [_] Anon 1903710 >># >You guys do realize that is the joke right? According to me If it was said by a camel or a seagull then it is true

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Other)
[_] depressing /f/ #2 Anon 1892406 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1892412 This will actually depress you if you watch it long enough.
>> [_] Anon 1892487 There's something eerily reassuring that what he says is true because he's a small seagull.
>> [_] Anon 1892490 The SNES taught me to believe anything told to me by small pixelated animals.
>> [_] Anon 1892497 There is exceptions to all rules, I am that exception.
>> [_] Anon 1892511 Gonna eat that bird.
>> [_] Anon 1892541 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1892572 Song sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1892573 Oh, god..
>> [_] Anon 1892591 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908
>> [_] Anon 1892592 Fuck you Seagull. >carry on with my life.
>> [_] Anon 1892601 I get the feeling that they're semi-random instead of sequential so that, while you wait for the inevitable new blurb, the ones you've already seen are drilled into your psyche. Fuck you, Fact Seagull.
>> [_] Anon 1892603 "Nothing is permenant, everything you know will eventually come to an end" Death is permanent.
>> [_] Anon 1892607 >Facts >most of them are opinions Did /v/ make this?
>> [_] Anon 1892608 Even death will end when there is no more life left
>> [_] Anon 1892619 I kind of love this, although I think it possesses an inherently dangerous quality ~ like wikipedia.
>> [_] Anon 1892641 >># >"A5 = 440Hz is an opinion" Yeah, no. Up yours, buddy.
>> [_] Anon 1892646 >># >A fruit is a structure of a plant that contains its seeds >Thousands of tiny lives (bacteria, cells, etc) die within you as you read this very sentence How are those opinions? I'd like to add, most of classic /v/ opinions are fully factual. Quake 3 is, in fact, objectively better than Blops 2.
>> [_] Anon 1892655 >># they're entirely random
>> [_] Anon 1892668 >watch seagull >sit through 20 minutes until it all repeats >nigga this is nothing new >continues with his life Nice music though. I have a thing for chiptunes.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1836516
>> [_] Anon 1836517 "There is no escape"
>> [_] sage Anon 1836532 "Your capitalist war machine cannot feed itself indefinitely"
>> [_] Anon 1836535 whys the name Gankro seem familiar
>> [_] Anon 1836536 "Your Government knows more about you then you do yourself"
>> [_] Anon 1836553 "No afterlife awaits you"
>> [_] Anon 1836561 I think this gankro chap could do with removing manic depressive dogma from a list of perfectly innocuous facts. Any monotony you find, any perceived mediocrity you believe you have is due to your lack of self-control. I suggest any anon who feels like these "facts" are true should consider looking at some fairly basic "change your life" steps. Go read a book, participate in a project, and otherwise express yourself. Do not create so that you can show it to others, Do not expect amazing things to just /happen/ to you, And look around the vast pool of consciousness you are taking part in.
>> [_] Anon 1836563 I like the music, but don't like the way it loops by fading into itself. Can anyone give me the name?
>> [_] Anon 1836581 "You have done nothing right" mfw this seagull is an asshole, and at first he was just telling me about monopoly. I'd also like the song name.
>> [_] Anon 1836607 >># re-named. 'Gankro' didn't make this.
>> [_] Anon 1836614 I love this music. Reminds me of Lavender Town's theme in Pokemon yellow. Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1836621 "The four types of tennis court surfaces classified for used in professional play are Clay, Hard, Grass and Carpet" Jesus Christ. And i was thinking the TaB soda and the Carnival ones were depressing
>> [_] Anon 1836622 >># I think you will find Gankro did make this flash. >># I think you will find Gankro is a homestuck
>> [_] Anon 1836623 Music source is http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908
>> [_] Anon 1836626 >Chick-fil-A has a company-wide policy of keeping locations closed on Sundays in accordance with Christian ideals embedded in the company's corporate promise statement damn, that was really sad
>> [_] Anon 1836628 >># Thanks and thanks
>> [_] Anon 1836635 >># The dude that helped with the early walkarounds right, the shitty Act 4 one?
>> [_] Anon 1836726 The issue with this is balance. It doesn't have enough actual facts to make the "off-facts" seem strange and out of place. And more than that, it doesn't have enough of EITHER. They end up repeating too quickly and too often.
>> [_] Anon 1836731 >># you may be staring too long. In which case you should perhaps consider what the seagull says about you.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Other)
[_] Just an otter Tuesday. Anon 1829190 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1829245 Clever use of association. Give a downer in the middle of facts.
>> [_] Anon 1829274 He's so right
>> [_] Anon 1829318 Why does the name Gankro sound familiar? And yeah, that was depressing as fuck. I think it's the music. I know it isn't anywhere close, but it evokes the same "feel" as Lavender Town to me.
>> [_] Anon 1829321 I opened it without the music on and thought it was just pretty dumb. Cute, but the doom and gloom opinions mixed in with honestly interesting facts made me disappointed. With the music on it's much more engaging and seems more convincing. Funny how that works.
>> [_] Anon 1829343 >># ITS CALLED DERP
>> [_] Anon 1829350 I think there's one depressing fact in there that will hit anyone personally.
>> [_] Anon 1829354 More like Fuck Seagull -1
>> [_] Anon 1829381 >># Exactly this. Facts infused with the creators own lack of a spine.
>> [_] Anon 1829409 "There is no god" meh "your actions have no influence on your future" "All your actions may lead you to your death" well shit

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Loop)
[_] Right in the feelings Blackelixer 1820050 Hmm... Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1820051 So... Butt hurt emo fag makes a flash?
>> [_] Anon 1820053 Some of facts, some are opinions. I want my money back.
>> [_] Anon 1820055 Source on the song?
>> [_] Anon 1820067 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908
>> [_] Blackelixer 1820072 >># Must be? Shit I don't know who made this. I agree with >>#
>> [_] !!BJiYgff8zf2 1820088 Pretty lame. Random facts mixed in with non-factual predictions.
>> [_] Anon 1820091 The fact that fact seagull is a fact is not a fact.
>> [_] Anon 1820096 >Your flesh was constructed upon the graves of hundreds of innocent beasts. >My children hunger for your blood. >You will takes years off your life simply by worrying about things that are entirely out of your control. >Those that are in charge see you as no more of a danger than phytoplankton. All of my feels
>> [_] Anon 1820099 >The yolk of an egg and it's germinal disc are a single cell. That's kind of awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1820109 Fact: Space does not exist.
>> [_] Anon 1820116 >Implying truth/facts can exist.
>> [_] Anon 1820140 >># Bloody hell, that's one gigantic cell
>> [_] Anon 1820167 as a Buddhist, I agree with a lot of the opinions presented in this flash.
>> [_] Anon 1820198 >coloUrs
>> [_] Anon 1820201 >You are 999,999 in a million is this supposed to make me sad?
>> [_] Anon 1820209 >># >You're not special
>> [_] Anon 1820214 >># >># >># >># >># >buttdevastated degenerates that can't accept the fact that their existence is worthless
>> [_] Anon 1820215 >># >You will takes years off your life simply by worrying about things that are entirely out of your control. That sounds a lot like /v/.
>> [_] Anon 1820219 >># b-but i'm almost everyone! what am i missing?
>> [_] Anon 1820226 >># Do you know what it means to be one in a million?
>> [_] Anon 1820227 >># ah, i get it now. thanks. gosh i'm stupid...
>> [_] Anon 1820229 >># What do you get in being a mean asshole, exactly? Self-validation?
>> [_] Anon 1820241 >># >mean >asshole That's a bit redundant don't you think? Also you get to walk all over the insects below you and lead an enjoyable life.
>> [_] Anon 1820242 >># >walk on the insects below you HA, oh okay, you're one of those. Have fun being the emperor of faggot town or whatever
>> [_] Anon 1820244 >># I didn't see that as mean. To me that was just him pointing out the obvious. No one's, not even presidents' and prime ministers' lives are ultimately meaningful.
>> [_] Anon 1820245 >># Have fun being a peon.
>> [_] Anon 1820247 Right in a row: >there is no afterlife >you will die alone I laughed.
>> [_] Anon 1820249 >no medicine will cure the sickness within you 2deep4me, brosef.
>> [_] Anon 1820279 going out and absorbing sunlight yourself is the best natural source of vitamin D, it is true that mushrooms exposed to a specific type of UV light can give you vitamin D, but they are by no means the best nor the only natural source of vitamin D for anyone including vegetarians or vegans.
>> [_] Anon 1820281 too many false statements, this seagull can't be trusted
>> [_] Anon 1820298 Fuck you, bird
>> [_] Anon 1820331 >You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all >You will eat and shit until you die cos60degs1me

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1811737 The gull speaks only truth.
>> [_] Anon 1811765 /r/ music
>> [_] Anon 1811768 LOL, that thing is fucked up,
>> [_] Anon 1811786 fact seagull: kill yourself edition
>> [_] Anon 1811846 Fact seagull needs to figure out facts and, like, his opinions, man.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1808591 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1808649 dick seagull
>> [_] Anon 1808715 I FUCKING LOVE THIS SEAGULL! SO INFORMATIONAL!
>> [_] Anon 1808763 That got morbid fast. I love it.
>> [_] Anon 1808778 Bastard seagull is bastard

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Loop)
[_] Enjoy Anon 1804326 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1804332 S-stop it seagull ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1804337 But there is a god me 1 bird -9999999999999999999
>> [_] Anon 1804345 Nothing I haven't thought about before... I go to bed almost every night thinking about being dead or living without all my senses or abilities resulting in me wanting to kill myself as well.
>> [_] Anon 1804350 This seagull doesn't have any punch anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1804394 song sauce? vidya?
>> [_] Anon 1804399 >># lol no
>> [_] Anon 1804405 >># why havent you yet?
>> [_] Anon 1804438 fuck your mother
>> [_] Anon 1804458 Fact 1: I'll find out what's beyond death when I die, if anything at all. Fact 2: Don't need a god to tell between what's right and wrong. Fact 3: Making biased statements facts turns you into a seagull apparently =P
>> [_] Anon 1804486 >># itt: doesent realize facts are at random
>> [_] Anon 1804488 What's the song? Didn't see anyone post it last time this was posted. Sounds vidya.
>> [_] Anon 1804489 Eh.
>> [_] Anon 1804491 >"Your offspring will be just as mundane as you" I won't die a virgin.
>> [_] Anon 1804495 it started out fun and informative but became depressing and negative ;-;
>> [_] Anon 1804506 It just kept telling me about the worlds largest rubber band ball and insulting me. >y u do dis?
>> [_] Anon 1804528 fuck you i wish i had never opened this flash
>> [_] Anon 1804539 >># I also am interested in this
>> [_] Anon 1804555 music sauce: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908 lrn2swfchan, people
>> [_] Anon 1804558 At least I'm not a seagull.
>> [_] Anon 1804588 There's being right and there's being rude. You're very rude seagull.
>> [_] Ferris 1804597 Dam, this seagull has some of the meanest things a man can here.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1801125
>> [_] Anon 1801161 Here's another fact! At one point fact seagull says "Pokmon". He's Illiterate!
>> [_] Anon 1801182 I bet if someone watched this long enough, they might just kill themselves.
>> [_] Anon 1801225 song sauce
>> [_] Anon 1801226 A very lonely person created this.
>> [_] Anon 1801236 I really love the song. Anyone has sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1801254 Is this a suicide encouragement hypnotiser?
>> [_] Anon 1801306 Music source?
>> [_] Anon 1801345 Fuck you bird.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1788932 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1788936 Depressive.. but most of the things i already knew them... The song is from where? .. or is it from a NES game? or something.. :C Sauce :C
>> [_] Anon 1788948 More like downer seagull. What a dick.
>> [_] Anon 1789008 The 'dark' facts are lame, they should use actual facts that are depressing like the fact that five percent of white males from first world countries will die virgins.
>> [_] Anon 1789026 It told me that every breath i take brings me closer to my inevitable demise. Actually, i'd reach it a lot faster if i didn't take that breath...
>> [_] Anon 1789032 Thanks, Fact Seagull!
>> [_] Anon 1789035 4edgy6me
>> [_] Anon 1789062 this caught me off guard the first time I saw it. Now its just lame. >No afterlife awaits you. Yeah, I got it, Seagull. You said that three times already.
>> [_] Anon 1789093 gets more factier with every post
>> [_] Anon 1789127 Too many repeats

File: guess what.swf-(1.05 MB, Loop)
[_] Not posted enough Anon 1785732 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1785770 Well that was fuckin depressing
>> [_] Anon 1785783 oh hai glados
>> [_] Anon 1785788 Most fun flash except Mr. Jon Arbuckle.
>> [_] Anon 1785796 that was great i enjoyed that congratulations and thanks i must be leaving
>> [_] Anon 1785802 sauce on the song?
>> [_] Anon 1785816 Song?
>> [_] Anon 1785818 Fuck you my mom always called me #1 son.
>> [_] Anon 1785831 song mang
>> [_] Anon 1785843 sauce on song
>> [_] Anon 1785863 here is the sauce on song creds nick wentzel http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 59908
>> [_] Anon 1785864 Fact seagull needs to lighten up

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Loop)
[_] All you wanted to know : ( 1777168 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1777198 /r/ /mu/ src
>> [_] Anon 1777201 The creator of Fact Seagull also made the Flash games on MSPaintAdventures.
>> [_] Anon 1777208 >you have no effect on your future oh if only we could make /r9k/ understand this
>> [_] Anon 1777303 the seagull does not know his facts. lonesome George the pinta turtle died on the 24th of June this year. I was in the galapagos the day after, and banners of him were fucking everywhere
>> [_] Anon 1777344 This Fact Seagull Flash was made before May 2011, possibly much earlier.
>> [_] Anon 1777346 Fact Seagull seems to like to mix in his opinion on things.

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Loop)
[_] : ( This haunts me every day 1771009 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1771018 Fuck man. The bird is right. Time to kill everyone.
>> [_] Anon 1771020 :(
>> [_] Anon 1771022 SONG SOS
>> [_] Anon 1771024 >Something about teeth OK, this should make for some interesting trivia if I can remember something >World's largest rubber band What else ya got? >There's no afterlife I... what? >You are not the exception oh... >Your name will be engrave on a headstone and quickly forgotten Man... fuck that seagull...
>> [_] Anon 1771037 that got dark fast
>> [_] Anon 1771074 BEGONE OH SEAGULL, LEAVE ME TO MY DREAMS.
>> [_] Anon 1771154 emo seagull is emo.
>> [_] Anon 1771185 As awesome as the seagull is he got dark way to fast he should give at least 15-20 actual "facts" before turning so dark
>> [_] Anon 1771200 >There is no God. :D
>> [_] Anon 1771202 That seagull misspelled permanent. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT ASSHOLE.
>> [_] Anon 1771205 This seagull has got it right, right now I'm a nobody with nothing to my name. Personally I find this inspires and motivates me to actually do something with my life, something I will be remembered for doing that will help improve mankind and advance our understanding of anything and everything. tldr: seagull tells it like it is, gives me the motivation to get off my ass and do something about it.
>> [_] Anon 1771211 I've changed my life plenty of times. Each time for the better. Used to live in the ghetto, now own a house and have a sweet job, with my cute/nerdy wife. Suck it seagull.
>> [_] Anon 1771213 you're a dick seagull
>> [_] Anon 1771214 There is no reason to live!!! hhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>> [_] Anon 1771217 Fuck you seagull.
>> [_] Anon 1771223 Fuck that niggerly nigger spear chucking nigger bird.
>> [_] Anon 1771247 this bird has never heard of #YOLO #SWAG
>> [_] Anon 1771252 >># >># >># >># please go.
>> [_] Anon 1771255 Fact Seagull, you are a pessimist and a jackass!
>> [_] Anon 1771268 "In the grand scheme of things, dust is no less significant than you" oh you flatterer you
>> [_] Anon 1771297 "you are insignificant" "nothing you do will ever matter" "your word make no impact on the world" "there is no afterlife" "there is no god" "there is no escape" >not sure if telling me to an hero or challenging me to do better
>> [_] Anon 1771299 >># It's from the Xbox indie game: Cursed Loot.
>> [_] Anon 1771302 Feels........
>> [_] Anon 1771305 >Pokmon Faggot bird. Fuck you. Also, half of your insults I already know and the rest are bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1771313 fuck you and your seagull
>> [_] Anon 1771318 Am I the only one who takes comfort in these things? lol
>> [_] Anon 1771330 Anyone got sauce on the music. I really like it somehow
>> [_] notfaggot 1771332 I find this more inspirational than depressing
>> [_] Anon 1771338 "i take this as inspiratnasidofjwogh" Stop trying to coddle yourself you fucking faggots.
>> [_] notfaggot 1771347 >># Whatever you say, Two-Spirit
>> [_] Anon 1771355 MY CHILDREN HUNGER FOR YOUR BLOOD dracula seagull?

File: Gankro - Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, Other)
[_] Fact Seagull Anon 1761412 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1761418 I think Fact Seagull has an attitude problem. On another note, what's the sauce on the music?
>> [_] Anon 1761436 >># sauce on music also fuck the seagull they are only good when they are near the sea
>> [_] Anon 1761437 >># Everything Gankro said to me was the truth. +1 OP for being honest
>> [_] Anon 1761440 one of the frames of that seagull is a low quality jpeg, the other isn't. Weird.
>> [_] Anon 1761448 >># faggot idiot you cant know if it is the truth until it happens, and when it happens you wont be able to write about it to tell if it was the truth some people are so dumb i swear
>> [_] Anon 1761465 Where's the music from? It's mesmerizing.
>> [_] Anon 1761471 >># fukkin seconded. Also, if OP is the creator of this, I would suggest writing some code to begin highly factually, and get more depressing as the flash continues. Additionally, needs more facts in general. Coolest flash applet I've seen in a while.
>> [_] Anon 1761492 "There is no escape"
>> [_] Repost-chan 1761503 Also, Lonesome George died in June.
>> [_] Anon 1761506 So if fear is a manifestation of my inadequacies then i guess i am an inadequate spider :( Other than spiders i must be the most adequate person in the world then.
>> [_] Repost-chan 1761513 >># Well, the phrase supposed to be inspirational. What it should really say is your fears are you perceived inadequacies. You perceive yourself as prone to dying from spider bites, or incapable of keeping them out of your eyes. Or what ever.
>> [_] Anon 1761542 Lonesome George is dead you insensitive fucking fuck seagull bitch ass!
>> [_] Anon 1761545 So fucking edgy.

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File: Meanwhile, in Hell.swf-(6.66 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1724921