File: Fact Seagull.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anonymous 04/17/19(Wed)20:15:34 No.3387842
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/19(Wed)20:18:45 No.3387844
based
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/19(Wed)20:54:59 No.3387849
wait wait wait, the yolk of an egg is a single cell? ok my mind is blown, nevermind the "time to
kill yourself stuff" thats not news
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/19(Wed)22:33:27 No.3387867
The problem with this is the ratio of actual facts to nihilistic comments is way out of whack.
Too many times it opens up with 2 or 3 meanspirited lines so you don't even have time to settle
into the idea this is just a fact-spewing loop. Without that, you can't get surprised by the
negative facts. Really this needs to be programmed to always start the first 3 or 4 comments with
facts before slowly descending into the depressing comments.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/19(Wed)22:39:49 No.3387868
i can turn off fact seagull, but fact seagull cannot turn me off. i am the apex predator. i am
the danger
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/19(Wed)22:43:09 No.3387871
>>3387868
Fact seagull will survive you.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/19(Wed)22:47:45 No.3387873
>>3387868
Fact Seagull can only turn me on.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/19(Wed)22:48:09 No.3387874
>>3387871
fact seagull will never know the heights and depths of being alive, which existence is pointless
without
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/19(Wed)22:54:36 No.3387879
>>3387874
I'm sure your memories of those heights and depths will keep you warm in your grave.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/19(Wed)22:57:06 No.3387880
>>3387879
i hope you find your peace anon
>> [_] Anonymous 04/17/19(Wed)23:01:21 No.3387881
>>3387879
I'd expect to be dead while in my grave so my warmth matters little.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu)02:56:32 No.3387912
>>3387871
swfs are already old and outdated, it's only a matter of time before technology advances beyond
anyone's attempts to preserve him
sure he'll outlast me somewhere, on somebody's computer, but even his time is but a drop in the
cosmic bucket