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>> [_] Anon 3203322 fucking Taran.
>> [_] Anon 3203323 I fucking lost my shit the first time I saw this.

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[_] Anon 3048448
>> [_] Anon 3048623 What an absolute madman

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[_] Anon 3044664
>> [_] Anon 3044676 >># It's perfect. No coworker would think to steal an egg carton.

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[_] Anon 3027828 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3027889 What a fucking boss
>> [_] Anon 3027908 these fucking vines man
>> [_] Anon 3027933 Could have been funnier with more appropriate setup. They way he brought it up made me expect something weird like that.

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>> [_] Anon 3015716 nick hes got sandwiches
>> [_] Anon 3015723 >># i... dont really understand the joke.
>> [_] Anon 3015725 >># It's expected that he brought in a carton of eggs like a madman, but instead he really brought in sandwiches. It's irony.

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[_] Lanky Canadian Shows Burly Man the Contents of Their Box Box.;) Anon 3008505 Hey nick, I brought lunch today. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3008513 sorry about the vertical video. I'm working on my cropping skills.
>> [_] Anon 3008532 ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>> [_] Anon 3008538 raw eggs are very dirty, sometimes they barely clean the visable shit off them, i hope you either cleaned that crate or didn't eat those sandwitches
>> [_] Anon 3008542 >># in the US and canada, eggs must be washed before being sold. In the EU, eggs may not be washed. Either way, salmonella is really uncommon these days.
>> [_] Anon 3008564 >># Oh that man is such a silly willy!
>> [_] Anon 3008596 It happens so fast Hilarious
>> [_] Anon 3008598 >># >raw eggs are very dirty, sometimes they barely clean the visable shit off them I don't know what shithole you live in, but you couldn't be further from the truth. The whole reason that storebought eggs need to be refrigerated in the first place is because they are cleaned so thoroughly that the protection on the shell is worn off and it spoils quicker. They actually have to rewax the eggs after cleaning them in order to provide a longer shelf life.
>> [_] Anon 3008600 I want to be friends with this man.
>> [_] Anon 3008617 why is this on /f/? why is any of this shit on /f/?!
>> [_] Anon 3008620 >># legit confused, how was this supposed to be funny?
>> [_] Anon 3008621 Isn't that the guy from linus tech tips?
>> [_] Anon 3008635 >># That's literally only true in the US and canada. There's outright bans on selling washed eggs in europe. Because it incentives keeping the farm clean/ >># new is always better, my man!