File: EroPharaoh - Rick and Beth public.swf-(1.41 MB, 1280x720, Hentai)
[_] Rick & Beth EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)13:58:54 No.3244554
This loop was commissioned by Juststing. There's only audio in the Adult Swim parody screen,
sorry about that. No audio was commissioned for this animation. I'll probably add to it in the
future if people like it. Hope you enjoy :)
Note: If you have issues with the preloader not working when saved to your computer, right-click
and press play, or open in a browser other than Chrome.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)15:01:19 No.3244574
Why do people make porn of unattractive characters in an unattractive art style? It's pointless.
No one's gonna jerk their little ricky to it.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)15:04:18 No.3244576
>>3244574
It was a commission, meaning someone specifically asked for this. It's kind of pointless telling
your opinion as if it's hard fact when you're immediately contradicted from the start. Thanks
though!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)15:06:14 No.3244577
>>3244574
>I like rick n mort pls no lewds
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)15:30:00 No.3244581
This is pretty shit. People pay for this sorta stuff?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)15:35:14 No.3244583
Uninteresting and not arousing.
Good try though.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)15:39:41 No.3244585
>>3244581
>>3244583
Different strokes for different folks!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)15:40:21 No.3244586
incest
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)15:41:49 No.3244587
>>3244554
would have been better is she was fucking morty
that whole mother's day thing
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)15:56:39 No.3244589
>>3244587
I know, it was a commission though so I didn't have that kind of control. I threw the mother's
day thing in last minute because that's the day I released it.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)16:25:53 No.3244595
>>3244589
Are you supposed to be working on a different R&M project, Pharaoh? Why double up when you're
doing other stuff?
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)16:32:57 No.3244597
>>3244595
I've made a couple posts about this: animation is my job right now, so I gotta do commissions to
fill the gap and pay my bills. Once I get enough people backing my work on Patreon I'll be able
to work more on my "personal projects" like Summer's Birthday and a couple others I'm working on.
I AM still working on these projects - I released Summer's Birthday v0.3 inbetween commissions -
but I can't work on them as much as I want to until I get enough from Patreon. I work really
hard, most of these commissions were made in under a week. As of right now, commissions are
paying most of my bills and Patreon is a wonderful filler.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)16:39:51 No.3244600
>>3244597
I see. Idk the Birthday flash a personal project.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)16:42:06 No.3244601
>people complaining about a commission
Seriously guys, no one's forcing you to watch this. It's better than the artists who do fucking
furry diaper whatever commissions on Deviant Art.
I appreciate how close this is to the original artstyle. Some artists, both western and eastern,
tend to throw the original out the window, which kind of defeats the purpose of rule34 imo.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)16:46:15 No.3244603
>>3244600
Yep yep yep!
>>3244601
Thank you! I don't know how to apologize to people for something someone asked and paid for. At
least critique it on the quality rather than just trash the idea.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)18:35:50 No.3244618
fuck off and stop shilling your garbage here
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)19:01:01 No.3244624
>>3244618
I'm so sorry I hurt your feelings. Still friends?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)19:08:24 No.3244625
>>3244601
>wahhh nobody is forcing you to watch plz stop bully :(
Fuck off. It was his choice to post the flash in the first place, it's perfectly within anyone's
rights to tell him it's garbage.
If either you or the OP don't want their feelings hurt, don't post anything in the future. Okay,
sweetie?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)19:11:07 No.3244626
>>3244576
>this was a commission, therefore any criticism is invalid
?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)19:15:29 No.3244629
all the h8rs ITT:
The linework is perfectly canonical. the animation/flash-wrangling is perfectly competent. The
only nit is, no sound. easily "corrected"
That being said, there's no accounting for taste. Like EP says, happy customers pay the milkman.
This was apparently enough to make a thirsty customer happy.
Personally, the scenario does nothing for me. Something about the characters' personalities makes
*everything* they do seem a chore. It translates to derivative works (another sign the job was
done competently).
Maybe if it was Bird Person squanching Morty, maybe...
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)19:24:41 No.3244635
>>3244626
That's not what I was saying at all. My whole point is that they were saying nobody wants my
animation, when somebody SPECIFICALLY asked for this. Perfectly open to any constructive
criticism, unfortunately, telling me it's "garbage" isn't constructive in any way.
>>3244625
My feelings aren't hurt, I expect some people to not like my work. Not everybody likes
everything. But as I said above, there's nothing actually constructive about the negative
comments, just "oh, I don't like this, so you suck and you should NEVER post again". Maybe tell
me how I can improve? What part of it looks like garbage?
>>3244629
Thanks! I'll be adding sound to it eventually.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)19:45:56 No.3244644
>>3244635
>"garbage"
Who are you quoting?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)20:03:49 No.3244647
>>3244629
Hey Ero, do a secret scene in it where this anon is sucking your cock. Should be plenty of source
material for that one
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)20:19:53 No.3244653
>>3244644
I was mixing anons up, ops!
>>3244647
Why are you so aggressive?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)20:28:43 No.3244657
>>3244574
It's funny because in my opinion the only thing that's pointless is making drawn porn in anything
but show-accurate artstyle.
If you can't even emulate the style of the shit you're parodying might as well work on something
else.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)20:32:10 No.3244658
>>3244657
I appreciate it, if you're saying I accomplished emulating the style. I've seen some stuff that's
not style accurate that still looks great, though.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)20:38:06 No.3244661
>>3244554
Someone should send this to Justin Roliand. I bet he'd get a kick out of it.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)20:39:37 No.3244663
>>3244661
Someone else mentioned that. I agree
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)20:42:17 No.3244664
>>3244653
I'm not aggressive, I am horny. Draw me porn of yourself you bitch
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)20:43:51 No.3244665
>>3244664
I am mostly bone
>> [_] inkjob 05/15/17(Mon)22:06:16 No.3244685
I'm kind of disappointed in the lack of easter eggs as I probably clicked every picture frame and
article of clothing.
That said, do you need a coder for future projects that could perhaps provide more advanced
interactivity?
I've worked with several /f/ based animators over the years and I'm looking for new projects.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:17:44 No.3244692
>>3244554
I'll commission you to chop your hands off and never make garbage like this for 100 million
dolalrs. my parents are loaded
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)22:18:53 No.3244694
>>3244685
I know how to do all that coding; I haven't added anything extra to this yet because it's only
what the person commissioned. Thanks though!
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)22:20:12 No.3244695
>>3244692
That's an appropriate response to my video I suppose? Not sure how I offended you so deeply, but
sorry.
>> [_] inkjob 05/15/17(Mon)22:30:55 No.3244705
>>3244694
I didn't mean coding for easter eggs specifically but more advanced programmatic features.
This is a complete assumption but most flash animators in my experience learn timeline control,
movieclip handling, and user input, but then stop there.
I've always been passionate about doing more with flash and coming up with ways to make an
animation feel like a unique experience.
Sorry if you totally know what you're doing and I'm barking up the wrong tree, but if there's
something you maybe imagined but didn't know how to code I could probably help out with that.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:35:37 No.3244706
>>3244554
You do this for a living?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:37:47 No.3244709
>>3244706
$200/mo on patreon plus whatever he gets paid for a commission
not quite a living but definitely a lucrative hobby
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)22:44:29 No.3244712
>>3244706
>>3244709
I just started doing this a little over a month ago. I had some money saved up from my last job
before the company went under so that's the bulk of it. I'm getting a lot of commissions, so I
should be able to pay my bills if I can do 3-4 commissions per month.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)22:47:08 No.3244714
>>3244705
I can't think of anything right now, but send me an e-mail and I'll get back to you if I have
something creative and complicated :) I really appreciate it, I'm sure I'll need it eventually if
I want to do a complex game or something.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:48:18 No.3244715
Just because some one's overly agressive doesn't mean you need to overly suck off some namefag's
cock
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)23:27:57 No.3244731
>>3244712
Reminds me of that /3/ anon who made 3D cocks in Second Life for a living.
I guess any porn sells but who is buying is what is more disturbing.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)23:35:25 No.3244737
>>3244731
That sounds like a pretty damn specific market.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)23:44:33 No.3244738
>>3244737
aren't that what commissions are?
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/15/17(Mon)23:55:49 No.3244740
>>3244738
I think drawn porn is a little more popular than 3D cocks in second life...I could be wrong,
though.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)00:13:08 No.3244747
>>3244740
I knew someone who made furry dicks in SL and converted his earnings into an average of $2000 a
month.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/16/17(Tue)00:15:21 No.3244749
>>3244747
Damn. Like I said before, different strokes for different folks.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)00:21:47 No.3244750
>>3244574
you are the biggest faggot. p.s. how is it pointless if they're makin money off it?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)00:29:55 No.3244752
>>3244740
20 seconds of animated drawn porn in obsolete flash media from an adult swim cartoon show.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/16/17(Tue)00:41:49 No.3244758
>>3244752
3D dicks in an obsolete game on the internet. What are we doing?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)00:51:23 No.3244759
>>3244758
I am not the dick sculptor, you are the flash artist who commission cartoon porn for ezy dollar,
should use your talent for something more.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/16/17(Tue)00:55:53 No.3244761
>>3244759
This is what I love doing, and I'm getting enough money to pay bills...what more is there?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)01:01:28 No.3244763
>>3244761
>theremustbemoretolife.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)01:07:15 No.3244765
>>3244759
>f o u n d t h e c u c k
You're just butthurt because you have to give actual blowjobs to make a buck. Must suck being
such a mad nigger.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)01:08:35 No.3244767
Just putting this out there:
Just because there are infinite universes, each one of an infinite number of possibilities does
not mean every possibility exists.
You can have an infinite set that does not contain different values. If I made a set of every odd
number that set is infinite but you won't find the number 2 in it.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/16/17(Tue)01:13:20 No.3244769
>>3244767
There's a Morty with a hammer for a head... I bet there are a lot of possible universes where
everyone has fucked. ;)
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)01:16:12 No.3244773
>>3244769
The premise is still a false one.
0/10, can not fap to these falsehoods.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/16/17(Tue)01:18:46 No.3244774
>>3244773
It's also a cartoon that includes a character called "Mr. Poopybutthole", but sorry the incest is
too far-fetched for you ;)
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)01:19:36 No.3244775
>>3244774
Incest isn't farfetched.
I just can't fap when bad logic is involved.
Don't kinkshame me
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/16/17(Tue)01:24:16 No.3244777
>>3244775
I get the feeling you're the kind of person who is very difficult to watch movies with.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)01:41:48 No.3244779
>>3244665
Well, fatties are far from attractive.
Also, can't fap to this art style. How much did anon paid you to do this?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)01:43:38 No.3244780
idk if this is one of those things where the people who like it are busy enjoying it or what, but
so much hate here
The guy makes porn. More porn is always good. There is so little /f/ OC.
Besides, it's not bad. The expressions are a weird kind of disengaged, but the position,
animation, looping, and art style are all quality.
It's not my new favorite porn or anything but it's good enough to save.
>> [_] EroPharaoh !!6x7DPRMSm8S 05/16/17(Tue)01:46:56 No.3244781
>>3244780
I didn't think it would deeply offend some people. I guess some people just want the same
lolicatgirls loop over and over. Thanks!
