File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game)
[_] for /b/ anon Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)03:43:50 No.

  some dude on /b/ was asking for this, here you go lil nigger

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)12:56:00 No.

  just for the record, the game cheats in your favor
  your rolls tend to be higher and enemy rolls tend to be lower

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)13:18:45 No.

  >>3242093
  That is such bullshit. It's always the other way around for me.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)13:36:40 No.

  >>3242095
  agree

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)16:14:21 No.

  Really tickles the tism

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)16:47:16 No.

  >>3242095
  >>3242098

  I'm not saying it skews either way, but one things for sure.

  Its not particularly hard.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)17:02:37 No.

  >>3242116

  I'm losing 1v1 all day, what am I doing wrong he talks all my shit bfeore i even get a turn

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)17:20:04 No.

  >>3242119

  Choose your game carefully. If a layout doesn't have two or three decent stacks near each other
  reject it for the next one. Also, towards the end game do your best to strand your opponents' 8
  dice territories and only take the adjacent square of one at a time so that your opponent can
  venture too far into your territory on that one stack's strength and you can reclaim it all. If
  you give him access to two or three 8 die stacks he could overwhelm you.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)17:55:07 No.

  I hate every time this is posted, I get stuck on the page for hours. Days.
  Time stops. Friends and family leave.
  The landlord bangs on the door...

  The power is shut off, but there's a little battery power left in the lappy- just.. one... more..

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)18:06:11 No.

  Holy fuck I wasted so much time on this game

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)18:17:02 No.

  game is boring - computer always attacks if it is able to and you are in one of the leading
  positions just organize your dice well and force the computer to lose the resource war

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)18:22:09 No.

  >>3242135

  It doesn't though. If the weaker compies see any nation that's significantly stronger than the
  rest it'll stop fighting anyone but the stronger nation. So many strong nation flounder because
  the big nation is too far away to attack, so they never expand.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)18:27:18 No.

  If every fucking time i have two/three dices and decide to attack a province with the same amount
  of dices i always end up losing.

  on the contrary, if the enemy has one less dice than a territory near you he has sheer luck and
  almost always rolls higher than you. This is fucking bullshit.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)18:36:40 No.

  >>3242128
  Good input reddit

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)18:59:50 No.

  I had a game with 3 stacks spaced out towards the left, middle and right side and still won. It's
  a matter of picking your battles, but building strength at the same time.as long as you ahve a
  strong foothold and make use of a cpu overextending itself for land, you'll be ok.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)19:07:35 No.

  How the hell do you even lose this game?

  Just leave trap pathways toward your high stacking dice. The enemy bum-rushes that path, gets
  their shit destroyed at the very end, and you march your high dice to the frontlines. Rinse and
  repeat until you win.

  It's not rocket science.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)21:05:00 No.

  i was expecting the mexican flash

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)21:42:26 No.

  http://i.imgur.com/2oAOlma.png

  Easy with proper tactics.

  Yeah listen to this guy >>3242144

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)22:53:52 No.

  >>3242144
  It's not possible to lose, as per earlier in this thread.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)23:29:22 No.

  test

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)23:30:57 No.

  >>3242161
  wut, i can post this but when uploading a flash i get "Blocked - Your IP or IP range is blocked
  from accessing 4chan."

  4chan.org/banned says im not banned either...

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)23:37:35 No.

  >>3242162
  You're not alone brother

>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/17(Sun)23:55:02 No.

  >>3242163
  thanks /f/riend

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)01:31:41 No.

  >>3242144
  this nigga here right

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)01:36:13 No.

  >>3242162
  There are VERY few flashes being uploaded today.

  Did USA get IP blocked?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)01:44:40 No.

  Easier on 8player, just wait for all the others to kill each other off https://i.imgur.com/u
  frtwJS.png

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)01:46:45 No.

  >>3242041
  >tfw get wiped out before I can even move

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)01:57:29 No.

  >>3242138
  oh fuck off can't we have nice comments anymore or is that just too pure for muh chin kultur? At
  worst that's a 2007 /b/-tier comment

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)05:56:00 No.

  >>3242182
  im in sweden and are ip blocked as well so not just usa

  these blocks are probably not intentional if you ask me, especially since we can still post
  replies just fine

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)07:26:35 No.

  >Blocked
  >Your IP or IP range is blocked from accessing 4chan.
  Fuck you too, Hiroshima

  I was wondering how there are threads that are more than 30 hours old

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)10:40:51 No.

  >>3242206
  Someone has to be unblocked, since he posted Miku.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)10:54:26 No.

  >>3242216
  I wanna post miku too
  why this gotta happen before the world ends

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)10:58:55 No.

  >>3242208
  Same here.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)11:06:45 No.

  >>3242208
  Does Hiro even know about this?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)11:25:20 No.

  >>3242221
  >>3242208
  PM him and see if he responds.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)11:29:26 No.

  >>3242218
  Man, I was looking forward to posting Miku and everything. I hope it's gone before Touhou Tuesday.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)11:29:56 No.

  did /f/ forget to pay the bills or what?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)11:30:27 No.

  >>3242221
  One of the mods or janitors has to know, since two threads were deleted, a furry one and a pony
  one.
  Maybe he posted the two Mikus, to make up for the two threads he deleted.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)13:01:24 No.

  >>3242041
  I dunno what this is but it's neat.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)13:02:25 No.

  >>3242208
  I'm getting the same thing.
  But only on /f/

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)13:04:45 No.

  >>3242188
  The OP said it was for /b/ so naturally there's going to be /b/tards here. Take it easy, friend.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)13:09:13 No.

  >>3242234
  If something is posted on for chan "for some group" not everyone in that thread will be of the
  group it is for.

  Taking it easy is a good idea though.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)15:28:57 No.

  >>3242041
  Felt a bit boring since the game is really eternizing due to the dice roll balance.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)16:44:12 No.

  /f/ appears to be stuck in a white hole

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)17:10:08 No.

  >>3242265
  A white hole?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)17:21:42 No.

  >>3242267
  Time is occurring in random pockets. The laws of causality no longer apply.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)17:23:46 No.

  >>3242271
  So what is it?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)17:54:23 No.

  >>3242272
  So that thing is spewing time, back into the universe?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)18:16:57 No.

  >>3242273
  So what is it?

  Only joking!

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)19:30:07 No.

  >>3242279
  Boys don't know this!

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)19:32:00 No.

  >>3242265
  Could this be the end of /f/?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)19:45:59 No.

  >>3242291
  first they prohibit posting flashes
  then replying
  and then they shut off /f/ completely

  dark times are ahead of us

>> [_] :v 05/08/17(Mon)19:50:25 No.

  I accidentally all the

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)19:51:48 No.

  It was a nice board.

  Press /f/ to pay respect, lads.

>> [_] :v 05/08/17(Mon)19:57:13 No.

  >>3242295
  /f/
  Swiiiiing loooow sweet chariot

>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 05/08/17(Mon)19:58:35 No.

  >>3242295
  /f/
  I'll be here 'til the inevitable, bitter end

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)20:02:10 No.

  this better NOT be the end of /f/......

>> [_] :v 05/08/17(Mon)20:05:41 No.

  >https://youtu.be/YsA65Pfr8Mk
  On loop until fix or shutdown

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)20:07:15 No.

  >>3242303
  im with you, :v

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)20:38:53 No.

  Please don't kill /f/, it's all I have left ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)21:58:01 No.

  >>3242295
  /f/
  first they came for the upload bandwidth

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)22:22:16 No.

  OP here

  what the fuck why is this still up

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)22:25:37 No.

  >>3242356
  OP again

  beat the reply record plz

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)22:27:40 No.

  >>3242357
  im pretty sure i can post btw, i dont want this thread to die

  aw fuck it, get ready for the /f/ finale boys. ill make it count!

>> [_] Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 05/08/17(Mon)22:28:51 No.

  >>3242295
  I refuse to believe this is the end.

>> [_] Nurse 05/08/17(Mon)22:30:00 No.

  All /f/ags represent

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)22:33:33 No.

  >>3242361
  OP of final last thread on the board here

  i think i can post, but if i do, itll kill this thread. i can post a final takeo ischi, plus
  links to all other flash sites that i know of if yall want it

  or i can post them ITT

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)22:34:36 No.

  >>3242361
  actually, its all fine now is the oldest thread. ill post it

>> [_] Rowen frazer is a fag 05/08/17(Mon)22:36:41 No.

  >>3242361
  ill miss this board

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)22:39:23 No.

  >>3242361
  >>3242362
  >>3242364
  cant post, ill post the links here

  http://files1.swfchan.com/german_soldier_infiltrates_enemy_base.swf?%3E11952225065-2
  9135419850-6127710226
  IF THIS IS THE END FOR /F/, BE SURE TO GO TO THE OTHER FLASH BOARDS ON THE INTERNET!!!

  swfchan net com or org
  7chan org/f/
  420chan org/f/
  4taba net/f/

  POST ALL YOUR FLASH SITES FOR EVERYONE
  http://files1.swfchan.com/german_soldier_infiltrates_enemy_base.swf?%3E11952225065-2
  9135419850-6127710226

>> [_] :v 05/08/17(Mon)22:45:18 No.

  include me in the screen caps <3

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)22:45:56 No.

  May the Ninth - The Day /f/ Darkened

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)22:46:23 No.

  I just submitted some feedback on the feedback page. Hopefully something actually happens and
  that page is still being checked.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)22:57:11 No.

  sup nigger

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)22:59:19 No.

  >>3242041
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  >>3242361
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  >>3242364

  Goodbye

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)22:59:38 No.

  whats the reply record again? 700? lets do it

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:00:45 No.

  >>3242389

  >>3242367
  >>3242369
  >>3242377
  >>3242379
  >>3242380
  >>3242388

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:03:00 No.

  >mfw I end up as one of the last posters on /f/
  Oh thank god I decided to post Miku and not shitpost, our last day is a themed day

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:03:24 No.

  whos all posting? how many people are there?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:04:23 No.

  >>3242393
  4chanX shows 49 IPs with 79 posts. So there are quite a few people posting more than once.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:04:42 No.

  >>3242392
  suck my dick, my thread gets to be the funeral? thats stressful

  people are getting their purple land stomped out in the first round to /f/ dying

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:05:24 No.

  exddee

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:06:19 No.

  pretend like this is that furry music video, well get there in no time

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:15:10 No.

  This is all of part of newmoots plan to make /f/ a "premium board."

  You want post on /f/? Buy 4chan pass!

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:15:56 No.

  >>3242401
  where did he say that? why /f/?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:17:12 No.

  what the hell's going on?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:17:14 No.

  >>3242402
  He didn't, that anon is fearmongering.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:17:37 No.

  >>3242403
  get the fuck in here were dying

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:17:38 No.

  >>3242402
  he didn't, don't worry. But worry anyways because 4chan has had its day in the hot sun, and if
  it's not that it'll be something else.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:18:46 No.

  yo why does it say my IP/IP range is blocked from accessing 4chin, but I can still reply to
  threads?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:18:54 No.

  >>3242401
  ;-;

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:19:27 No.

  Honestly I don't think /f/ will be axed, no matter how deprecated Flash is, no matter how of a
  tiny niche community we become.

  This is one of the boards from the earliest days of 4chan, not to mention the site still hosts
  classic swfs. I'd call /f/ a legacy board more than anything, flash's era may have come to an
  end, and even with more people moving on, it's too culturally significant to kill.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:19:34 No.

  DON'T DIE /F/

>> [_] :v 05/08/17(Mon)23:19:35 No.

  >>3242404
  shitters clogged
  >>3242405
  we have been dead for a long time
  Someone just noticed the smell

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:19:52 No.

  I've always lurked /f/, but I guess I can make an exception and post something here for the
  /f/uneral.

>> [_] Rowen frazer is a fag 05/08/17(Mon)23:20:45 No.

  >>3242392
  my last few piosts where shit loli and a remake of one of my first yt rips

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:21:49 No.

  Do you guys think that if we get enough people to post replies here or get enough traffic from
  other boards we can be saved? I really don't want to lose this place.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:21:50 No.

  I swear to god if I have to miss Touhou Tuesday because of this bullshit-!

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:21:51 No.

  >>3242413
  You died as you lived: a shitposter.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:21:57 No.

  >>3242411
  its the secret no girls allowed meme board. ask anyone on 4chan what the top 3 boards are. the
  only people that say /f/ isnt one of the best boards have never went through the boards

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:23:00 No.

  wait wtf is happening to best board

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:23:14 No.

  >>3242414
  i posted threads on /b/ and /s4s/. the /b/ threads dead, but the /s4s/ threads still up

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:23:22 No.

  Shit man I've only started lurking here recently and now its leaving...?
  This became one of my favorite boards and now its dying...

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:24:11 No.

  >>3242417
  /f/ is like /b/ but in a less advanced stage of cancer

>> [_] :v 05/08/17(Mon)23:24:56 No.

  >>3242417
  >no girls allowed meme board.
  about that...

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:25:04 No.

  Why is everyone freaking out? /f/ seems to be fine.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:25:06 No.

  >>3242421
  remember that if you want more tight flash pussy, be sure to check out all the other chans with
  flash boards,such as

  swfchan net com or org
  7chan org/fl/
  420chan org/f/
  4taba net/f/

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:25:45 No.

  >>3242424
  did you post a flash?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:26:19 No.

  Fuck /f/ isn't dying. Some fucker is probably DDoSsing with bot army from many different
  countries or something and almost everybody is blocked because of that.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:27:10 No.

  >>3242427
  were just banned from making threads, were still posting replies arent we

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:27:50 No.

  >>3242425
  remember that if you want poop on your butt, be sure to clench your cheeks together while you
  bear down to make it smoosh effectively

>> [_] :v 05/08/17(Mon)23:28:51 No.

  >>3242430
  wat

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:28:52 No.

  Well /f/ is fucked, isn't it? I rely on 2hu Tuesdays to get me out of bed, don't screw with us
  now hiro. Please?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:29:05 No.

  >>3242430
  oh my god

  all the claymation shitposts from back in the day i never got to post. oh the shitposts i never
  got to make. i wish i could have been a better shitposter, maybe this wouldnt be happening

>> [_] Nurse 05/08/17(Mon)23:29:09 No.

  >>3242369
  See you at the crossroads

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:29:37 No.

  >>3242429

  There's no reason to kill /f/ tho. I don't see why Hiro is adding new boards and then he would
  just suddenly kill /f/.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:30:04 No.

  someone should make a thread on /qa/ about this

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:31:08 No.

  >>3242437
  It's all you anon

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:31:36 No.

  he killed /f/ and added /bant/

  he took a cancer patient and gave them AIDS

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:32:06 No.

  >>3242437
  i think there were some reports already made
  >>3242436
  because mook is a toyota driving asshat and hates old things that are totally not outdated

  maybe its because flash is seen as virus city??? you see the board banner for it

>> [_] Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 05/08/17(Mon)23:32:13 No.

  >>3242437
  There's already Two

  >>>/qa/1305241
  >>>/qa/1305555

  Three if you count this one

  >>>/qa/1305730

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:33:31 No.

  >>3242439
  im feeling more of a " people think /wsg/ stole our thunder" kinda feel

  which is fucking wrong. webms are just stolen youtube videos. ive never liked those things

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:34:19 No.

  How about we make this the longest /f/ thread ever?

>> [_] Nurse 05/08/17(Mon)23:35:19 No.

  >>3242443
  Can do

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:36:03 No.

  >>3242443
  anyone know what the last longest thread was about?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:36:15 No.

  >>3242443
  currently in the process

  record is 743 or something like that

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:36:49 No.

  >>3242449
  >743
  too much work.

  Just fix /f/ instead kthx

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:37:31 No.

  >>3242448

  Typically those are threads about some event, or the anons are arguing about something stupid.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:37:33 No.

  >>3242443
  long live dice game

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:39:25 No.

  >>3242453
  A couple people are getting their posts thru. Dice game will get pushed off soon

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:40:05 No.

  >>3242448
  http://swfchan.net/29/BZNACKA.shtml

  thats the longest normal, site glitch free, thread ever made to my knowledge

  there was another thread that was made pre swfchan that reached over 700 due to a site glitch

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:41:20 No.

  >>3242451
  were at damn near 100 posts per hour tho?

  we can make it brah. this was what zyzz was talking about

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:43:00 No.

  >>3242457
  Yeah but only 4 more flashes from the people who can do it and this message will self-destruct.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:43:22 No.

  dont die on me /f/riends

>> [_] :v 05/08/17(Mon)23:43:27 No.

  >>3242459
  RIP the rip thread?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:44:04 No.

  >>3242459
  if we can post again, then /f/ isnt dead

  if /f/ is dead, were going for it with nothing stopping us

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:45:22 No.

  >>3242462
  >if we can
  We can't, but a couple people can get thru.

>> [_] :v 05/08/17(Mon)23:45:44 No.

  >>3242462
  some people can obviously still post, I'd post from my phone but I don't want to be the person
  that kills this beutimus connection we are all having.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:46:15 No.

  >>3242463
  dont worry, ive got it under control

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:47:12 No.

  >>3242466
  I don't believe you.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:47:22 No.

  hey phoneposters

  stop posting

>> [_] :v 05/08/17(Mon)23:47:41 No.

  >https://discord.gg/gwQ9ePh
  I have attempted to setup a discord thingy so people can share their attempts to get /f/ixt and
  what not.
  Idk I just want to feel like I'm helping.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:48:13 No.

  >>3242469
  nice botnet, noty

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:48:22 No.

  This is the thread theme song ;_;7
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbR5WcyWl18

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:49:20 No.

  >>3242472
  see
  >>3242303

>> [_] Nurse 05/08/17(Mon)23:49:43 No.

  >>3242464
  tried from mine, no success alas. Might even try to upload in a fucking mcdonalds

>> [_] :v 05/08/17(Mon)23:50:07 No.

  >>3242472
  noap its
  >https://youtu.be/YsA65Pfr8Mk

>> [_] Nurse 05/08/17(Mon)23:50:47 No.

  >>3242472
  goddam our clocks gonna get punched out

>> [_] Nurse 05/08/17(Mon)23:51:52 No.

  tap /f/
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:53:36 No.

  thread theme
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrx0ZqI7h_4

>> [_] :v 05/08/17(Mon)23:53:45 No.

  >>3242476
  >clocks
  cocks gonna get punched out

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:55:07 No.

  thread theme

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNuQCqGKBGY

>> [_] [RandomHero] !mfGZNk0vaI 05/08/17(Mon)23:55:52 No.

  Hey /f/ don't you fucking die on me before i can upload all my shitty projects i never finish.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:56:33 No.

  Seriously though, neat game.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/08/17(Mon)23:59:11 No.

  Put me in the screencap of all the antsy anons panicking and overreacting to their board not
  working.

>> [_] Rowen frazer is a fag 05/09/17(Tue)00:00:47 No.

  >>3242484
  going through the back of my mind due to the lack of any mod commenting on the matter

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:03:10 No.

  >>3242484
  who screencaps /f/ threads

  see you in the swfchan you cum stomp rocket

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:04:04 No.

  You'd think retention would still be working.

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)00:04:08 No.

  >Recipe time!

  1 package frozen tendies
  bake at 400 for 14 min
  remove from oven
  Plate nicely on a bed of lettuce
  ( DO NOT EAT THE LETTUCE)
  Procede to cry over them until they are soggy enough the breading starts falling off
  suckle on the tendie meat until you feel something akin to your mothers love flowing from them
  >pass out naked on the bathroom floor in a puddle of shame

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:04:25 No.

  >>3242488
  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 05/09/17(Tue)00:04:46 No.

  >>3242491
  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:05:41 No.

  >>3242492
  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:05:46 No.

  >>3242492
  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:05:55 No.

  >>3242492
  FIVE NAKED MEN?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:06:03 No.

  >>3242494
  FIVE NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:06:17 No.

  >>3242494

  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:06:48 No.

  >>3242496
  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:07:02 No.

  >>3242490
  For today’s cooking self-study, we’re making beef stroganoff
  It’s the famous beef stroganoff in anime and manga

  Cut the onions vertically in half
  Cut the tomatoes horizontally in half
  Quickly sprinkle on some wheat flour
  And it doesn’t matter if it’s not beef

  Add mushrooms to the onions
  Then add milk and let it boil
  Finally there’s a rendezvous with salt and pepper,
  And with some sour cream, it’s all done!

  The boys don’t know it
  But it’s surprisingly (surprisingly) quite easy (easy?)
  Beef stroganoff! (Meow!)

  For today’s cooking self-study, we’re making beef stroganoff
  It’s the famous beef stroganoff from anime and manga

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:07:07 No.

  >>3242494
  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:08:27 No.

  more like beef stroke my cock
  haaaaaaaa

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:08:39 No.

  >>3242500
  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:09:17 No.

  >>3242502
  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:10:16 No.

  >>3242490
  >>3242499

  you got a license to sell hotdogs chico man???

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:10:36 No.

  >>3242503
  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:10:55 No.

  I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

>> [_] Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 05/09/17(Tue)00:11:36 No.

  >>3242505
  Oh shit I'm sorry.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:11:37 No.

  So, the guys who can still post will definitely post Touhou today, right?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:11:51 No.

  goodnight /f/riends- hope we're still alive in the morning

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:12:00 No.

  EDDIE!!!

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:12:02 No.

  >>3242506
  FOUR NAKED MEN

  >>3242508
  So what is it?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:12:33 No.

  I'm not a robot

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:13:04 No.

  deal with it suckah

>> [_] Do I put my real name here? 05/09/17(Tue)00:15:11 No.

  Hey first time on "Flash" why can't I post a file. It is .swf does it need to be a different file
  type? Sorry I am from reddit.com

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:15:19 No.

  TAKEO ISCHI

  Wiar i binauf d'Alm aufi ganga
  hab mer wolln mei Bibi-Henderl fange.
  Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi
  gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst Di!

  (Jodeln)

  Wiar i bin im Wald aussi kemma
  ham's ma wolln mei Bibi-Henderl nehma.
  Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi
  gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst Di!

  (Jodeln)

  Jojo, do the Bibi-Hendl
  Jojo, with the Yodelmeister

  s'Henderl is am Herd aufi g'sprunga,
  hat si seine Pratzele verbrunna.
  Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi
  gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst Di!

  (Jodeln)

  Again Ladies and gentlemen, mein Damen und Herrn
  presenting to you aus Reit im Winkl, southern Bavaria
  the Yodelmeister yodeling the Bibi-Hendl

  Muass i g'schwind in d'Stadt eini lafa
  und a neues Bibi-Henderl kafa.
  Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi
  gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst Di!

  (Jodeln)

  And now we're gonna take you to the top
  with some extreme yodeling with Takeo Ischi

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)00:15:27 No.

  >>3242510
  >it won't
  ;-;7

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:15:30 No.

  >>3242512
  FIVE NAKED MEN

  I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a "white hole"

  The missile knows where it is at all times-

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:17:27 No.

  >>3242519
  SIX NAKED MEN

  A "white hole"?

  The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:17:51 No.

  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:18:31 No.

  HEEREEE I AM DRIVING DOWN THE ROAAAAAD

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:19:15 No.

  Jedu takhle tábořit škodou sto na Oravu.
  Spěchám, proto riskuji, projíždím přes Moravu.
  Řádí tam to strašidlo, vystupuje z bažin,
  žere hlavně Pražáky, jmenuje se Jožin.

  Jožin z bažin močálem se plíží,
  Jožin z bažin k vesnici se blíží,
  Jožin z bažin už si zuby brousí,
  Jožin z bažin kouše, saje, rdousí.
  Na Jožina z bažin, koho by to napadlo,
  platí jen a pouze práškovací letadlo.

  Projížděl jsem dědinou cestou na Vizovice.
  Přivítal mě předseda, řek mi u slivovice:
  "Živého či mrtvého Jožina kdo přivede,
  tomu já dám za ženu dceru a půl JZD."

  Jožin z bažin močálem se plíží,
  Jožin z bažin k vesnici se blíží,
  Jožin z bažin už si zuby brousí,
  Jožin z bažin kouše, saje, rdousí.
  Na Jožina z bažin, koho by to napadlo,
  platí jen a pouze práškovací letadlo.

  Říkám: "Dej mi předsedo letadlo a prášek,
  Jožina ti přivedu, nevidím v tom háček."
  Předseda mi vyhověl, ráno jsem se vznesl,
  na Jožina z letadla prášek pěkně klesl.

  Jožin z bažin už je celý bílý,
  Jožin z bažin z močálu ven pílí,
  Jožin z bažin dostal se na kámen,
  Jožin z bažin tady je s ním amen.
  Jožina jsem dohnal, už ho držím, johohó,
  dobré každé lóvé, prodám já ho do ZOO.
  See also:

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:21:01 No.

  Goodbye /f/ it was a good run

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)00:22:20 No.

  I said exact change only

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:23:39 No.

  here's 5 bucks

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:24:09 No.

  i said site maintenance only
  well heres 5 boards
  what part of maintenance dont you understand
  50 boards

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:24:48 No.

  Pepperoni pizza sucks
  *
  Do you realize that it is low quality meat and is very unhealthy for you, full of nitrates and
  other bullshit
  *
  Do you realize that it creates standing pools of oil on pizza which is just gross
  *
  Be cool like Maddox. Don't eat a Pepperoni

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)00:24:59 No.

  >>3242529
  kekl

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:25:05 No.

  name 10 things that aren't the end of /f/

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:25:12 No.

  Alright guys I can't post the flash so just picture it with me. The title is, "Hot Loli Hentai"
  and it's tagged [H] but when you click on it it's a gif of Piccolo fucking Vegeta in the ass and
  Noisia is playing super loud and it's clipped and it's like, "WOOOAAH I wasn't expecting that
  haha gross." okay thanks guys I hope /f/ gets fixed goodnight.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:26:02 No.

  >>3242530
  i dont see what the big deal is about the word cuck

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:27:30 No.

  >>3242533
  thanks doc

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:27:35 No.

  >>3242532
  New management, um, Chrome autoblocking SWF, filesize errors, uh, IP range ba- ah dammit.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:29:42 No.

  oh no

  how am i gonna get my dose?!

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:29:48 No.

  >>3242533

  thanks doc

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:31:13 No.

  sleep tight, hammers

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:31:21 No.

  >>3242533
  Thanks, doc. I don't know how I'll get by without my prescription.

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)00:31:30 No.

  >>3242536
  >the jews at google did this
  I'm pretty sure everyone just forgot about /f/ and now something broke and nobody has, or will
  notice.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:33:49 No.

  ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ..
  ( ﾟ -ﾟ) We textboard now

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:34:52 No.

  >>3242041
  >206 / 0 / 68 / 1
  >743
  RIP the dream

>> [_] Rowen frazer is a fag 05/09/17(Tue)00:34:59 No.

  >>3242542
  >find reCAPTCHIA has a new sign marking test
  totally the jews at google

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:36:00 No.

  x
  x
  く| ,..-──-ﾍ/i |>
  <>ヽ、 ,'y,..-=== y__」/<> ))
  (( <>〈｀'γ ﾉノﾊﾉﾉハノ<>
  .<>ゝﾉﾙﾘ ﾟ ヮﾟﾉ!|ﾉ<>
  <>' ⊂Lyiつﾘ>
  ,く/_!__」>,
  ｀ﾄ,ﾉ~ﾄﾉ"

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:36:23 No.

  >>3242547
  m00t works there tho, he wouldn't let them harm us

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:39:05 No.

  >>3242545
  well make it possible

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:39:31 No.

  Soooooome things in life are bad

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:40:09 No.

  /f/OUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:40:34 No.

  >>3242550
  Fuck you, leatherhead.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:40:34 No.

  >>3242552
  They can Really make you mad...

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:40:50 No.

  I-it'll be ok, guys. We'll wake up tomorrow and everything will be back to normal...

>> [_] Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 05/09/17(Tue)00:41:00 No.

  >>3242555
  Other things just make you swear and curse

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:41:43 No.

  Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down...

>> [_] Rowen frazer is a fag 05/09/17(Tue)00:41:46 No.

  >>3242557
  When you're chewing on life's gristle,

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:41:54 No.

  >>3242550
  nah fuck you leatherman

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:43:42 No.

  >>3242559
  don't grumble

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:44:39 No.

  >>3242562
  give a whistle

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)00:45:09 No.

  >>3242563
  And this'll help things turn out for the best

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:45:32 No.

  >>3242551
  i dont have enough (tl;note enough means any) friends or VPNS for that.

>> [_] Nurse 05/09/17(Tue)00:46:13 No.

  >>3242563
  If there's something to get off your chest lads now's the time

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:47:01 No.

  >>3242041
  Just in case this is the end, I have something to say.

  I love you /f/aggots

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)00:48:02 No.

  >>3242568
  I love you too /f/gt

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:48:04 No.

  >>3242568
  i love you too bro i would /f/uck your ass in a second

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:49:03 No.

  I like it here

>> [_] Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 05/09/17(Tue)00:49:25 No.

  >>3242564
  Always look on the bright side of life

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:49:29 No.

  >>3242568
  >>3242569
  >>3242570
  I love you guys too

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:50:31 No.

  >>3242571
  you like 4chan's version of purgatory?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:51:09 No.

  >>3242572
  always look on the liiiight siide of life

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:52:58 No.

  Once upon a time there was an ancient board on 4chan called Flash or /f/ where people would post
  minimal effort flashes of gifs looping with a 64kbs music file or just flv reformatted Youtube
  videos. Each flash would get at most 12 or so replies and most of them never got replied too at
  all. It made all 20 people who frequented the board happy. I miss /f/.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:54:32 No.

  If we all took off ad-blocker for 4chan, would it help?

>> [_] Rowen frazer is a fag 05/09/17(Tue)00:54:41 No.

  >>3242577
  >still 75 posters
  what else are you b8 anon?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:55:45 No.

  +1 unique poster

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:58:02 No.

  hello

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)00:58:50 No.

  Always been a lurker, but if it is the /f/uneral, I gotta get in on the /f/inal thread

>> [_] Nurse 05/09/17(Tue)01:00:23 No.

  >>3242578
  ublock disabling dont work

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)01:00:24 No.

  >>3242578
  doubt it

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:02:14 No.

  third of the way there boys, we gonna make it

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:03:01 No.

  IT'S THE /f/INAL COUNTDOWN

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:03:06 No.

  OH NO YOU DIDN'T

>> [_] Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 05/09/17(Tue)01:04:44 No.

  >>3242575
  When life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:05:11 No.

  no, i called you, and you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch i ever heard

>> [_] press F for /f/ 05/09/17(Tue)01:07:18 No.

  I can understand that we don't get much new content here, but did it really warrant killing the
  board? How many times has R9k said ">twf no gf" but with a small change to diction or a slightly
  altered wojak?

  Christ man, if /f/ goes away it'll be the last haven from the AIDS that all the other boards are
  infested with.
  HiroYuki if you can english and are shutting down this board I just have 2 words to say: FUCK YOU

  >>3242590
  You're look so superficial, I bet you judge thinks by their physical appearance.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:08:18 No.

  THE LEATHER CLUB IS 2 BLOCKS DOWN HIRO

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:08:56 No.

  >>3242592
  Fuck you.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:09:40 No.

  At least Salty Bet is still up I guess :/

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:13:11 No.

  >>3242594
  >salty bet
  nice meme

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:14:10 No.

  >>3242591
  >implying hiro has said a single thing regarding shutting down /f/ or even addressed the ip-block
  issue
  >already blaming him and telling him HURR FUCK YOU G00K
  >has the audacity to call other "superficial" and quick to judge

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:14:35 No.

  >>3242591
  no need to freak out
  whats happening now has happened before
  its likely just temporary and no big deal

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:15:20 No.

  no banners
  no images
  text only
  final destination

>> [_] Rowen frazer is a fag 05/09/17(Tue)01:16:41 No.

  >>3242599
  destination unknown

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)01:18:55 No.

  >>3242597
  ffffffffffffffffffffffffsssssssssss
  >>3242600
  ruby ruby ruby ruby so-ho?

>> [_] !T6/TripFag 05/09/17(Tue)01:21:04 No.

  Oh lordy, this thread is still up? This IP block thing is srs bsns, apparently.

  I hope this isn't the end for /f/. I've been lurking here for too long :(

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:22:13 No.

  >>3242603
  i post a thread for some btard, and then i come back 2 days later and its still up

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:23:14 No.

  >>3242455
  long live dice game

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:23:57 No.

  >>3242357
  For /f/ it's ~800 and for 4chan it's 10,000 IIRC.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:24:38 No.

  Jeff

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:25:21 No.

  >>3242606
  what was that thread about? I vaguely remember the zone-wakfu.swf bait thread reaching hundreds

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:25:45 No.

  At least if the board goes away, we'll be capped for generations to come.

  This is the most epic bread in /f/'s history.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:27:19 No.

  >>3242610
  >most epic
  significant maybe, if this is one of our last threads, but epic lmao no, try again newfag

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:27:22 No.

  >>3242610
  I don't know about history, but the death of /f/ would have to be legendary. Too much history
  here.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:27:32 No.

  If this very fixed you guys gotta help make this touhou Tuesday the best one yet.

>> [_] Sammy 05/09/17(Tue)01:28:56 No.

  /f/ is always the first board I come to when I have time for 4chan, something about it's
  simplicity and randomness is always appealing, and there is always some new swf to enjoy, some
  new discussion to participate in, or some old meme to reminisce over.

  Damn you hiro, dont kill /f/

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:29:40 No.

  >nice shit right there

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:30:30 No.

  >>3242609
  the longest archived thread on /f/ was 488 and was dangerously furry
  http://swfchan.net/29/BZNACKA.shtml

  the longest /f/ thread ever was not archived

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:31:09 No.

  Ok, so it's decided then, we consult Holly.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:32:09 No.

  >>3242520
  FIVE NAKED MEN

  Well it's decided then, we'll consult Holly

  By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is-

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:32:41 No.

  ok so its decided then, we consult holly

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:32:53 No.

  >>3242611
  It's the most epic feels-wise, mane.

  Come /f/eel with us.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:35:13 No.

  Theres no fucking way
  they add that retarded fucking pointless /bant/ board and kill /f/?
  what the fuck
  this is truly the end of times

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:36:18 No.

  Without this board, my life would be like living a endless comic strip of Garfield Minus Garfield.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:36:41 No.

  flash is for little kids.
  you're supposed to be building a table or something, put down the mouse you grown manbaby's

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:36:52 No.

  At least this dice game is kinda fun

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:37:12 No.

  a won a 2 vs 2
  fuck everybody

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:37:47 No.

  >>3242616
  >the longest archived thread on /f/ was 488 and was dangerously furry
  No that's wrong http://swfchan.net/6/QU5H163.shtml and http://swfchan.net/28/A9SPQOH.shtml

  >I was only nine years old
  >I loved Gavin so much, I subscribed to all the podcasts and youtube channels
  >I listen to Gavin every night, thanking him for the skills he taught me
  >"Gavin is love", I say, "Gavin is life"
  >My dad hears me and calls me a nue-male
  >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Gavin
  >I called him a manbaby
  >He slaps me and sends me to my room
  >I am crying now, because my face hurts
  >I go into my bed, which I built myself
  >I feel a warmth moving towards me
  >I fell something touch me
  >It's Gavin
  >I am so happy
  >He whispers into my ear, "Videogames are for little kids!"
  >He grabs me with his powerful manly hands and puts me on my hands and knees
  >I'm ready
  >I spread my ass cheeks for Gavin
  >He penetrates my butthole
  >It hurts so much, but I do it for Gavin
  >I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
  >I push against his force
  >I want to please Gavin
  >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
  >My dad walks in
  >Gavin looks him deep in the eyes and says, "You're supposed to be building a table or something,
  put down the console you grown manbaby!"
  >Gavin builds a window and leaves through it
  Gavin is love, Gavin is life.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:37:47 No.

  how come i can post replies but i cant upload swf?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:39:15 No.

  >>3242624
  >/f/ is for little kids
  You misspelled /b/ right there, bud.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:39:20 No.

  look up poopthrow on swfchan

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:39:58 No.

  >>3242629
  normie who doesn't know every flash ever get out reeeeeeeee

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:41:00 No.

  >>3242627
  huh. i missed those. the 650 only a month before too. i must have missed a couple days or
  something

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:41:05 No.

  >RIP
  Is /f/ kill for real or just a meme?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:42:03 No.

  >>3242633
  it will stay alive if we make it to 800

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:42:09 No.

  >>3242632
  Just use the swfchan thread search in conjunction with the "p#-#"!

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:42:46 No.

  >>3242633
  Its a meme, hiro hasn't said anything regarding this issue, anons are just fearmongering and
  shitposting about hurr /f/ is gonna get deleted

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:44:01 No.

  >>3242637
  But why? Is it because of what >>3242628 said?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:45:21 No.

  if /f/ were to be deleted they would just wipe the board entirely, not postblock everybody.
  fear not
  I only pray this issue is resolved before Touhou Tuesday

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:46:39 No.

  new flash just went up >>3242636

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:49:15 No.

  Does anyone remember that time I posted most of the "Time Phenomenon" script in some random /f/
  thread?

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)01:49:29 No.

  >>3242642
  >heavy breathing
  r u a wizard

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:51:08 No.

  >>3242643
  Did you do it in the order the flash had it or was it just random?

  >>3242644
  I'm not 30 yet so no.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:52:47 No.

  >>3242430
  >>3242433
  the work of the Wanky Shit Demon
  (nobody will remember that)

  Everyone stop the panic, /f/ does this about every 18 months or so.
  Indeed, the time-before-last, was when we broke the 700+ barrier. I doubt this time will be
  anywhere near that epic.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:53:35 No.

  >>3242646
  I couldn't post any of the Time Phenomenon.swf flashes, so I just chose a random flash in the
  catalog. You should be able to search by post count in swfchan: it ended up with around 220
  posts, mostly authored by me.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:55:43 No.

  >>3242647
  i just wanna see how far this goes

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)01:56:36 No.

  >>3242651
  all the way into your
  >deep
  >dark
  >fantasy

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:58:36 No.

  300 get

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:59:07 No.

  off by 1, check my 300

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:59:35 No.

  I finally won at this thing
  It really wasn't as easy as some folks ITT said it was..or maybe I'm just retarded.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)01:59:39 No.

  >>3242653
  epic fail guy

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:00:08 No.

  >>3242652
  fuck you

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:00:54 No.

  >303 (bump limit reached)
  So /f/ does have a bump limit, not that it matters for thread deletion.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:02:56 No.

  blog.4chan.org is telling me images and thumbs are down, maybe it's just a temporary problem and
  its only affecting /f/ or something

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:03:38 No.

  >>3242655
  I mean a general strategy can be applied, but sometimes even when things are going well you will
  constantly dink off of stacks with 1 fewer dice and the computer can constantly thunk over your
  stack when you have 1 more dice than them. Just because odds aren't in your favor doesn't mean
  they will go your way at all.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:03:57 No.

  we are too far now, we must reach 400

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)02:05:31 No.

  >>3242661
  I called in for this shit...
  >I'll ride these fucking dice until the end

>> [_] !T6/TripFag 05/09/17(Tue)02:05:45 No.

  >>3242658
  Well, bumping puts threads at the top of the page. I think threads at the bottom of the page get
  deleted first, when there's no older threads marked for deletion. I'm not entirely sure about
  that, though -- can't remember exactly.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:09:16 No.

  /f/ is my primary board
  I can't believe that this is the end
  Fuck I'm sad

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:10:34 No.

  >>3242627
  >the longest archived thread on /f/
  Nope, still not.
  I have a snapshot of it on my other lappy (on vacation at my family's tonight, otherwise I'd post
  the .maff) it's about 750 posts.

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)02:11:16 No.

  I want to try and post but I don't want to kill this unicorn of tolerance and understanding and
  /f/renship

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:11:18 No.

  GOODBYE SWEET /f/ HOW I LOVED WASTING MY LIFE IN THIS HOLE.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:11:58 No.

  >>3242663
  There's always 5 threads that have a pink (depending upon your theme) row in the catalog which
  are the five oldest threads which have the "marked for deletion (old)" text. When a new flash is
  posted the oldest thread is deleted. If two or more threads have the exact same timestamp, then
  of the oldest threads, the one closest to the bottom is deleted first.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:12:19 No.

  >>3242499
  I love beefu sutoroganoffu.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:15:48 No.

  first one to find all 5 stages of grief in the proper order gets a cookie

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:18:27 No.

  >>3242673
  Nah, I'd rather try getting my flash collection back.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:19:33 No.

  >>3242675
  Bargaining

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:19:39 No.

  >>3242675
  we'll always have swfchan

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:22:10 No.

  and 320

  im alright with that

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)02:22:30 No.

  >>3242677
  denial

>> [_] /b/astard 05/09/17(Tue)02:23:16 No.

  I really want to post that Mr. Fahrenheit where the guy draws Asuka but we're being cucked, welp
  it's been a good run.

  I'll miss you /f/rens!

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:23:49 No.

  >>3242679
  acceptance
  aka shitposting

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:24:21 No.

  >>3242677
  Do you want to manually download ~2800 flashes for the second time, when it took some years to do
  the first time and not all of them are even in swfchan?

  I made a torrent out of it and people were downloading it but they just didn't seed afterwards.

>> [_] !T6/TripFag 05/09/17(Tue)02:27:51 No.

  >>3242682
  And here I thought I had a lot of flashes. Where'd you even get all those?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:28:57 No.

  God damnit no! This is the first board I go to whenever I have nothing else to do!

  HIRO

  REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:32:07 No.

  >>3242682
  make a post on /t/ with it and i'll seed

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:32:40 No.

  >>3242683
  There's some servers that have no website and are basically a ftp server, usually with the text
  "Index Of /" at the top. I got a bunch from there, some other ones from newgrounds, some websites
  where it's just one content creator who happened to make stuff in flash and mostly just flashes I
  kept from browsing /f/ regularly for four years.

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)02:35:21 No.

  >>3242686
  If it truly the end of times I will seed the arc as well
  >cultural preservation

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:40:20 No.

  >>3242686
  One step ahead of you >>>/t/767258
  Seeding requests made as an OP will get someone banned from /t/ which is why I haven't done it. I
  could probably try it if I put it in with some other flash collections that may or may not exit.

  Originally put it in a torrent for some stupid even that never happened http://archive.loveis
  over.me/t/thread/744599/ and linked it here as well, so some people here might have it.

>> [_] !T6/TripFag 05/09/17(Tue)02:41:09 No.

  >>3242687
  Impressive stuff. Just did a rough count of my flashes, and it's only around 700.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:42:14 No.

  >>3242227
  >>3242415
  Maybe not the perfect solution but here's at least one Touhou Tuesday flash

  http://files1.swfchan.com/get.html?http://files1.swfchan.com/Marie-cookey%E2%98%86.s
  wfSWF=-_=_-=CHAN%3E11939917110-29101314110-6135725626SWF=_-=-_=CHANnone

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:43:05 No.

  >>3242690
  I'm going to leech and then proceed to not seed

  I'll be like a really shitty Balbasaur

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:44:39 No.

  if someone uploads another flash this thread is toast, so long /f/ had a fun time here but I
  guess this place is getting Hiroshinuked

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:45:02 No.

  >>3242693
  I don't care because I just checked my seedbox and apparently someone seeded for a little while.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:50:25 No.

  >>3242695
  i'm new to torrents but right now my client says there are 0 seeds, where the fuck am I
  downloading it from?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:54:44 No.

  OP here

  cya bitch

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:56:02 No.

  >>3242697
  oooo i was about to kill this thread with something 2hu related, but i still cant post

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:56:21 No.

  sad if true anons, but dont fall for the rip meme until there is an announcement

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)02:56:45 No.

  >>3242698
  Every post feels like Russian roulette
  >JUST DO IT MAN
  >DO IT

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:58:54 No.

  did I miss something?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)02:59:32 No.

  wtf is habbening ???

>> [_] :v 05/09/17(Tue)03:01:01 No.

  >>3242701
  >>3242702
  shitters clogged
  >see above