File: RunAndJump.swf-(5.12 MB, 1000x600, Game)
[_] Finished version Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)13:19:58 No.3212351
You need to be patient. Just keep walking.
And stop bitching about the controls.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)13:27:58 No.3212353
what are the controls. i got that x is flip and j is jump but i have not the foggiest idea how to
move
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)13:38:49 No.3212355
>>3212353
You move by holding down R and using the arrow keys.
You switch sides using S. As you continue to walk you'll get various messages depending on what
side you're on.
You jump using J, but there doesn't seem to be any point to it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)14:28:15 No.3212371
>>3212351
looks like one of those too deep for you games
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)14:29:18 No.3212372
>>3212351
Controls suck dick, not a complement.
The game is boring as fuck, not a complement.
Jumping is pointless, not a complement.
You failed to be edgy, not a complement.
You spend too much time jacking off to anime girls in your mom's basement, not a complement.
You are way too fat to get a girlfriend, not a complement.
There is way too much garbage out there for people to be making junk like this, not a complement.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)14:30:20 No.3212373
>>3212371
It was made to appeal to hipster-deep faggots buy being the most pretentious game possible.
Made on /v/ a good while back.
Started off as a fake game, then split in to 2 projects, one being a hipster deep game, the other
being an actual deep puzzler faggot games. (which went nowhere lol)
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)14:34:09 No.3212374
>>3212372
Successful troll was successful.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)14:43:05 No.3212375
>>3212372
>>3212374
At least shitpost 2deep games like The Company of Myself are vaguely interesting or imaginative
The only decent thing to do in this game is press ctrl+w
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)14:47:50 No.3212378
>>3212375
This game was in part made to annoy people that hate artsy fartsy deep games, as well as annoy
those that actually like them.
You just fell for the trap.
Go play your pretentious games, fukkboi.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)14:51:56 No.3212380
>>3212378
>local man smears shit on his face to annoy people who don't like shit
>little do they know it wasn't actually shit, just mud fermented and scented with authentic poop
smells, sure to annoy shit enthusiasts
impressive work, keep explaining a mind-numbingly obvious joke
maybe it'll even be funny if you try hard enough
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)14:56:56 No.3212383
>>3212380
Hey, you're the one that got mad over it.
Maybe try keep your emotions in check.
You can do it, I believe in you Anonymous! <3
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)15:06:29 No.3212388
>>3212351
HOLD DOWN R AND PRESS THE ARROW KEYS TO MOVE
WHY THE FUCK NOT JUST USE THE ARROW KEYS YOUR GAME SUCKS
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:02:50 No.3212397
Oh fuck me I totally forgot this existed
When was that on /v/? 2011? 2012?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:04:43 No.3212398
>>3212355
I feel like these controls are worth bitching about.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:11:24 No.3212402
>>3212372
>>3212388
Not my game
Someone else posted an earlier version of it and I found the full version on swfchan
It's certainly an annoying design choice but why complain about it here
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:17:18 No.3212405
>>3212351
>hold R to move
kys retard
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:17:51 No.3212408
>>3212405
>being this mad at an ironic game
Oh /pol/. You so salt.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:21:56 No.3212411
>>3212372
I tried to tell OP this last night, but no use.
Too many faggy edgelords in here to keep cancer like this at bay.
Just take your Daily Dose an move on.
>>3212388
>GAME SUCKS
That's exactly the point.
>>3212402
>why complain about it here
it's what we do.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:33:19 No.3212414
/r/ing that flash about being god's creation
you're like a square and you float around eating the forbidden fruit until god kills you and
forgives you
i used to have it on my old PC but i can't remember the name to look for it
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:34:56 No.3212416
>>3212383
>the only two emotions are amused and angry
still isn't funny, keep defending this shitty flash
Steamshovel Harry actually put effort into being garbage and that's what makes it a good flash
and not just a merely-pretending-to-be-retarded trash-heap
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:38:56 No.3212419
>>3212414
nvm found it
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:39:40 No.3212420
hey did you know you can hold j after jumping and you ice skate? that's about the most
interesting thing you can do though.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:42:01 No.3212423
>>3212416
Steamshovel Harry was a different kind of garbage though.
It was well-crafted troll.
This is just straight garbage, which was the point of the project in the first place.
It was supposed to be as low-effort as possible to see if people fell for it.
This game was meant to appeal to retards that like 2deep games. Which it did
This is why the project split in 2 and the other 2deep faggots made an actual game, which I might
upload later if I can find it.
This game was never meant to have high standards or production values, or anything really. It was
meant to be as empty as possible.
The deep quotes and basic scenes were only added to stop people quitting out too early to see how
long people would stomach the sheer emptiness. (sort of like Steamshovel Harry long-winded
descriptions, this was a visual form of that)
Wait, y-you didn't fall for this, did you? lmao
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:54:54 No.3212427
>>3212423
>This is just straight garbage, which was the point of the project in the first place.
which is what brought out my initial post in the chain,
>At least shitpost 2deep games like The Company of Myself are vaguely interesting or imaginative
It strives to be worse than the source content already is. Contemporary flash games when this
became popular were of a higher quality than this, and there's no point in it. Contrast that with
Steamshovel Harry, which is indeed well-crafted, in most or many ways more professional than many
flash games it parodies, and absolutely worth reposting. It gets people genuinely surprised,
laughing or angry, and not just exactly what you would expect: 'what the fuck is this shit?'
Shit that is intended to be shit is still shit.
>Wait, y-you didn't fall for this, did you? lmao
No, it was fairly clear what the idea behind it was around the time I realized the control scheme
was intentionally unreliable. Even the worst of 2deep4u seek to give as much agency as possible
to the player so they can be awed by their introspective message.
There is a reason this isn't and wasn't often reposted and yet Steamshovel Harry was.
It simply is not good as an example of what it is satirizing, and it is not good as satire.
Proof is in the pudding, here. The thing that gave this thread the vast majority of posts are
>mild confusion about the controlscheme
>discussion on the origin of the game
>commentary on the shade and nature of garbage it is
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:58:25 No.3212428
>>3212402
Because its the fucking comment section. Where people say what they are thinking. And right now,
everyone is thinking that these controls are fucking stupid .
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)16:59:01 No.3212429
>>3212427
Hey, didn't say it was perfect. I even called it garbage, hence the reason for posting it to
annoy people on those points you mention.
I know the control scheme alone would piss the fuck out of people, which it did.
The extra salt was unexpected.
I'll go post an actual game to make up for it.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 02/07/17(Tue)17:01:15 No.3212431
I guess I need to add this to the repliesguaranteed.swf folder.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)17:08:02 No.3212439
>>3212431
You definitely should.
The complaints on the controls is killing me.
>>3212427 can whine all they want, this is still a minor Steamshovel Harry in terms of whining.
If nobody explained anything, it'd probably be even more infuriating.
Successful troll was indeed successful.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)17:31:43 No.3212442
>>3212372
This is an impressively normalfaggy post.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)17:45:17 No.3212444
Oh, so it's intentionally designed to be as pointless and irritating as possible? Good job then,
whoever you are. Also, I hate you.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)17:55:56 No.3212448
Sad man moves too fast for a sad man, you should have to hold down W for him to walk slowly.
Make the involuntary switching happen more often and stick instead of just being a quick flash.
When sad guy is on top, you need to (W)alk. When happy guy is on top, gotta (R)un.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)18:04:50 No.3212450
I wonder what happened to Flashguy anyway.
I remember he posted on /f/ like, couple years back, but vanished.
RIP.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)18:17:06 No.3212453
I get this is supposed to be making fun of art games and all that shit.
But honestly there is no excuse for
>Hold down "R" and press an arrow key to move.
>S to switch
>J to jump
It would have been just as funny with a normal control setting
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)18:19:51 No.3212455
Just fyi-- this is bad satire. Successful satire is fun to play. This is just like, "okay I get
it." with no punch line or layered meaning or humor. This is also old as fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)18:20:27 No.3212456
>>3212453
It's only logical.
I guess they could have gone with Shift for shift, but that's all really.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)18:22:39 No.3212457
>>3212456
>It's only logical.
>Not using just the arrows keys for running (and maybe jumping too)
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)18:23:46 No.3212458
>>3212455
I agree. Flashguy didn't, sadly, so kept the awful control scheme.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)18:57:29 No.3212464
these controls are retarded
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/17(Tue)19:24:39 No.3212469
Fuck man, I remember these threads.
There was so much fanart of this.
