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[_] Anon 3271524
>> [_] Anon 3271549 So he's ripping off an already unfunny Maddox bit?
>> [_] Anon 3271571 (Everyone likes pizza so I hate it cause it makes me feel more sophisticated.) Fucking hipsters.
>> [_] Anon 3271572 >># Could anybody be a bigger tryhard faggot? Wait, OP... for uploading this shit.
>> [_] Anon 3271581 >># Yeah, you're right. (This is such garbage content). "/f/ should get a fucking mod to ban these youtuberips." >it makes me extra mad
>> [_] Anon 3271587 i didn't hate it. thanks op.
>> [_] Anon 3271593 >># By the 'f*ckin' way
>> [_] Anon 3271610 >all the triggered fags ITT Good job OP. Today you are not a fag.
>> [_] Anon 3271619 i like this vaguely asian bill maher man. >># being cynical doesnt make you maddox >># >># >># I almost always regret eating pizza. Unless I have some hedonistic urge to eat 2000kcals of grease and starch, I wouldn't bother. 98% of pizza is complete garbage. Exceptions: the pizza from the italian grocer downtown from me, and sometimes chicago pizza that I get in madison,WI
>> [_] Anon 3271627 >># Pizza is more like 1200 kcals usually
>> [_] Anon 3271629 >># Fuck you
>> [_] Anon 3271643 >># underage b&

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>> [_] Anon 3266085 this is literally the exact same shit as maddox. if you're gonna plagiarize, at least copy something that's worth copying.
>> [_] Anon 3266092 >># t. maddox
>> [_] Anon 3266111 Pizza being boring is the point. It's like the Arial of food. Shitty and boring but you'll usually choose it over Zapfino and its a step above Comic Sans. He makes himself sound like a retard for even comparing it to "cedar smoked salmon" or whatever. What's next? Fucking "I hate bread"?
>> [_] Anon 3266152 >># I bet you have a massive coloring book collection.
>> [_] Anon 3266274 Did a pizza fuck this guy's boyfriend?
>> [_] Anon 3266276 this is just what maddox is... like even his tone of voice and everything didn't maddox do an episode on pizza??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhb xf8
>> [_] Anon 3266279 >># he's literally a stuttering ugly maddox

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[_] Anon 3173585
>> [_] Anon 3173608 If you don't like pizza, just don't fucking eat it. OH. RIGHT. We live in an age where anyone can rant on fucking jewtube and act like their opinion is the word of God Almighty himself.
>> [_] Anon 3173613 >># If you don't like pizza, just don't fucking eat it. OH. RIGHT. We live in an age where anyone can rant on fucking /f/ and act like their opinion is the word of God Almighty himself.
>> [_] Anon 3173616 Tried to make it through, but couldn't. He lost me with the "le genepool" meme
>> [_] John H. Hamilton 3173628 I eat pepperoni by itself... ;_;
>> [_] Anon 3173635 >># Cheap pizza is shit yes, but good pizza is good. Fuck him and his knee jerk opinion.
>> [_] Anon 3173645 No joke, the only reason I didn't walk down to the store and buy a pizza to have for supper tonight is because it's Canada, it's cold, all my pants are dirty, and I'm waiting until 7pm hits so elecritcy costs less and I can do laundry.
>> [_] Anon 3173677 tfw just ordered pizza
>> [_] Anon 3173696 >># This guy looks like Tai Lopez's retarded little brother. I'm not surprised that he has a shitty wrong opinion.
>> [_] Anon 3173699 >># Jesus fuck, Canada sucks
>> [_] Anon 3173701 pizza's pretty good but he's got a point
>> [_] Anon 3173706 >># what, because it's cold?
>> [_] Anon 3173710 >># Because having to wait until 7PM to do some laundry, how is that a money decision? Also all their programmers suck ass.
>> [_] Anon 3173713 >># I don't HAVE to, it's just a nice option to have. What, would you rather your electric company charge you full price all the time? In what possible way is what I have the worse option?
>> [_] Anon 3173741 >># pretty sure they do the same thing in the UDA
>> [_] Anon 3173773 >># Grilled cheese sandwich is shit? Fuck you, buddy. The cheese on pizza IS the shit of cheese, points for accuracy there.
>> [_] Anon 3173779 it takes a flash with someone bashing pizza to get anons really talking

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>> [_] Anon 3061784 this guy has worked at a pizza place.
>> [_] Anon 3061819 nigga dont be ripping on mac and cheese now.
>> [_] Anon 3061845 man, fuck pizza
>> [_] Anon 3061854 >># I've tried, but it doesn't feel very good.
>> [_] Anon 3061874 >># Well the difference between pizza and mac and cheese is that mac and cheese can actually become pretty good if you use a decent cheese and add some matching meats. Guy hit the nail on the head with pizza though. Can't change anything or else the food falls apart, so youre stuck with this shit disc that isn't worth the taste/calories ratio.
>> [_] Anon 3061893 Yeah
>> [_] Anon 3061900 This guy has just never had a really good pizza.
>> [_] Anon 3061908 Wow,this guy looks like Bill Maher's Bastard son.
>> [_] Anon 3061909 >># >can't change anything or else the food falls apart what kind of shitty pizza have you been buying?

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>> [_] Anon 3053203 Hey faggot in the video. L&B Spumoni Gardens, 2725 86th St, Brooklyn, NY 11223 Go to that restaurant. Eat a few slices. Have an orgasm. Then make an apology video.
>> [_] Anon 3053206 >># >I'm flying to new york to see how overhyped their pizza is Enjoy your stay in brooklyn. If you've only had dominos and pizza hut in california no wonder you think it's lame.
>> [_] Anon 3053208 Pizza costs too much money, I drink baked beans out of the can.
>> [_] Anon 3053217 fag
>> [_] Anon 3053262 >># This isn't even funny or anything, it's exhausting to listen to this retard. He keeps repeating words and makes up everything while he's talking, it's just shit
>> [_] Anon 3053265 >># New york pizza fucking blows and dominos and pizza hut is even worse. Their pizza tastes like fucking shit, and shitty service to boot.
>> [_] Anon 3053274 >># >New york pizza fucking blows Not true. We've got some of the best pizza joints in the world along with plenty of good/decent ones. Sure we've got our fair share of shitty ones also and plenty of awful chain ones but you can get amazing pizza here if you know where to look. I always found it funny though how the tourist traps have the worst food. >go to madison square garden with a friend for a basketball game >leave garden >Sbarroz pizza place across the street >7 dollarz a slice >slices are just average size >come out of a giant microwave and taste worst then public school shit Jesus christ. Why do we hate tourists so much?
>> [_] Anon 3053358 >># >lmao look how edgy and cool beans i am with my fucking shitty unpopular opinion!!!! haha lmao im such an asshole xD upvote for more asshole patrol cool vids!
>> [_] Anon 3053410 >># >american pizza is so bad that this guy has to go on and make a video about it
>> [_] Anon 3053421 Do people actually think pizza is a great food? I ate it all the time, because I'm a lazy fucker, but I thought everyone considered it trash food
>> [_] Anon 3053424 maddox is such a badass! xD
>> [_] Anon 3053436 >># steward the sock?
>> [_] Anon 3053444 hey guys, if you actually WANT pizza to taste better than whatever you're used to, add more fucking toppings or spices, or mix different types of cheeses on it, or just get creative, instead of just complaining cause anything with only a few ingredients will taste bland
>> [_] Anon 3053453 >># Homemade pizza is actually pretty good. Just buy a baseball sized lump of premade dough (or alittle bigger) Spread that shit out Put good sause, whatever cheese you want + toppings and throw that shit in the oven Bang there u go I've done that a few times and its better then most store bought pizza
>> [_] Anon 3053463 >I can taste better than you

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>> [_] Anon 3043722 NosenOsenoSenosEnoseNOSE
>> [_] Anon 3043729 >># So, is this like, some kind of wannabe Maddox?
>> [_] Anon 3043740 >># Trying too hard to be Maddox. He's right about the pizza, though.
>> [_] Anon 3043745 >># You and this faggot wannabe youtube celebrity can go get throat fucked by a gorilla.
>> [_] Anon 3043785 >I dont even wanna talk about pizza >Continous talking about pizza
>> [_] Anon 3043792 >Wants to be taken seriously >uses bing
>> [_] Anon 3043795 I'm pretty sure he meant to say bacon
>> [_] Anon 3043797 Every vblog until you like it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64cWzSai aWQ
>> [_] Anon 3043809 this guy a faggot, dont bitch because you cant afford good pizza. fgt
>> [_] Anon 3043821 Hehe, why he mad though?
>> [_] ayylien1 !B.Y/ygldyM 3043825 >># >Trying too hard to be Maddox. Oh, so anyone who tries to be edgy is a rip-off of Maddox now. Fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 3043847 >mozzarella cheese >decribe it other than yummy and tasty in less than 10 seconds >"it tastes like mozzarella cheese" I don't like pizza or even harry potter, but this guy sounds stupid.