File: glowstick.swf-(4.93 MB, 202x360, Other)
[_] Anonymous 10/18/17(Wed)20:37:11 No.3288568
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/17(Wed)20:49:01 No.3288572
>>3288568
Well at least his dad is smart enough not to make it worse unlike his son.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/17(Wed)20:59:20 No.3288575
>>3288568
god dammit jack
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/17(Wed)21:04:46 No.3288576
>>3288568
>posting a phone video on /f/
Oh wait. A retard goes blind?
Proceed.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/17(Wed)21:12:33 No.3288580
>Ya DINGALING!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/17(Wed)21:26:36 No.3288583
>>3288568
Hahahahaha
Fucking retard.
Words fail to describe how fucking retarded he is.
Probably enjoys overwatch.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/17(Wed)21:35:11 No.3288586
>>3288568
:D
dumbass
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/17(Wed)22:39:24 No.3288601
I love this
This dumb fucking shit deserved ALL of this
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/17(Wed)22:48:41 No.3288604
>>3288568
I cringe every time.
Jack is a supreme dumbass, but I can't blame him; look at his father.
The ultimate beta putz.
More worried about his beautiful shirt than his kid's well-being.
>quick, run and put awesome shirt in washer - don't bother calling poison control center on
impulse
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/17(Wed)23:00:08 No.3288614
>>3288568
holy shit this kid is fucking stupid
good dad though
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)00:05:23 No.3288624
The kid is a dumbass but so is the dad. Dad should know to have him flush his eyes and call
poison control or 911. Instead he sits there trying to read the god damn packaging.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)00:45:51 No.3288632
What a dingaling
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)00:50:04 No.3288633
hey I bet he has nightvision now
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)02:06:01 No.3288643
It really was a beautiful shirt though.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)06:34:39 No.3288675
>>3288624
he didn't know if water has some reactions with this shit and was looking for instructions what
to do
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)06:41:34 No.3288676
>>3288604
Nah, he's alpha as fuck. He knows he can easily replace his dumb as pigshit son. And then he can
give his new kid the awesome shirt, and maybe they won't be such a fucking failure, and LISTEN
WHEN I SAY DON'T FUCKING MICROWAVE THE FUCKING GLOWSTICK, JACK!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)07:35:05 No.3288677
>>3288643
that part cracks me up the most.
>kid goes blind
>YOU RUINED THE SHIRT JACK
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)08:20:03 No.3288686
>>3288675
then wouldn't his eyes have reacted?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)08:42:31 No.3288687
>>3288686
They did react. He got fucking molten goo in them.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)09:15:56 No.3288689
What a fucking sorry excuse for a man, faggot father must have never spent a day in his life
doing anything resembling real work if he didn't know to flush the eyes before anything else.
>Your beautiful shirt that you'll never be able to see again, Jack!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)09:50:23 No.3288690
>>3288689
blindly flushing your eyes with water is not the right thing to do in all situations
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)09:56:00 No.3288692
"What? You blinded yourself doing something I told you not to? Good. Fuck you, you little shit."
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)09:56:07 No.3288693
jack russelel
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)10:11:45 No.3288698
>>3288690
It's recommended you flush your eyes out for 15 minutes if there is no label or information you
double nigger.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)11:08:32 No.3288706
>>3288624
well aren't you the most fucking know-it-all poindexter i've ever come across
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)11:15:00 No.3288708
god there's more than one poster that talks ill of the dad for not knowing what to do. listen you
little shits, if you are ever in a bad situation that you've never even contemplated that you'll
ever be in don't immediately think you know what to do.
to see if the package had any mention of what to do if you get it in your eyes is a perfectly
reasonable first thing to do if you don't happen to know exactly what chemicals are inside the
product and how they react with water after being heated up. the dad's first thought was probably
to rinse it under water but he's not a complete dumb-ass to take his guess for absolute certainty.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)11:52:59 No.3288713
>>3288708
This, ya dingalings
>> [_] Anonymous 10/19/17(Thu)12:34:36 No.3288717
i also think that checking the label for information is a smart move! Maybe you are not supposed
to let the chemnical get in contact with water.
But talking about the shirt in that situation and lecturing your son is fucking weird.
