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>> [_] Anon 3430271 what a fucking dumbass, shame on the dad as well, like fuck is it inbreeding?
>> [_] Anon 3430277 >># what kind of parent doesn't have the poison control hotline memorized or on a fridge magnet or some shit? pretty irresponsible if you ask me. and he cares more about the damn shirt than his son, what a bastard. honestly, he should have just called 911 immediately.
>> [_] Anon 3430278 >># Haha, I remember the old Mr. Yuck stickers plastered on my fridge as a kid.
>> [_] Anon 3430281 >># Does he have a facebook?
>> [_] Anon 3430285 Topkek I forgot about this flash. I don't know who's the bigger sperg in this clip. At least we know Dingaling has an awesome shirt.
>> [_] Anon 3430289 kek this is amazing,never seen the full version before
>> [_] Anon 3430310 >># If that kid is old enough to use a micro wave you really can't blame the dad. That's just unfair.
>> [_] Anon 3430311 Arf, poor guy
>> [_] Anon 3430319 >># >he cares more about the damn shirt than his son in times of sudden stress like that people can worry about really banal stuff. In high school I had a teacher whose car slid on black ice and eventually flipped over. He said his first thought was, "I'm gonna be late for work."
>> [_] Anon 3430341 lol so is dieded

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>> [_] Anon 3317186 The dad seemed more concerned about his fucking "beautiful" shirt.
>> [_] Anon 3317187 >># From the way he's talking to him it seems like Jack does this shit all the time. He says flat out "I told you not to microwave it" as if the kid had already mentioned this as a possibility
>> [_] Anon 3317189 >># GODDAMN IT JACK
>> [_] Anon 3317192 bright idea
>> [_] Anon 3317214 The dad actually seems pretty reasonable, don't know why people complain about him.
>> [_] Anon 3317217 >># Seriously. My dad would have beat me with his baseball cleats for doing some stupid shit like that. Then if he felt gracious enough to help afterwards, he would go grab me a couple handfuls of dirt to rub in my eyes.
>> [_] Anon 3317219 What the fuck did the kid think was gonna happen Nice job becoming a cripple, moron >if it really did go into his eyes, he's got eye damage at the very least or he's completely blind at worst, and that's ignoring the damage it did to his skin I just really struggle to understand what else he thought was supposed to happen, I don't even have words for this, he's turned me into a broken record
>> [_] Anon 3317229 >># I looked it up and he apparently fully recovered.
>> [_] Anon 3317230 >># gonna need source on that
>> [_] Anon 3317293 >># he went on tosh.o, and basically redid the experiment with them, seemed to be perfectly fine
>> [_] Anon 3317300 A roller coaster of emotions!
>> [_] Anon 3317301 >># >"experiment"
>> [_] Anon 3317304 >># He is trying to take the worry away from his son's eyes and current problem by talking about his shirt. You have to be really simple to not think of that.
>> [_] Anon 3317305 this is fucking gold
>> [_] Anon 3317309 "you dingaling"

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>> [_] Anon 3288572 >># Well at least his dad is smart enough not to make it worse unlike his son.
>> [_] Anon 3288575 >># god dammit jack
>> [_] Anon 3288576 >># >posting a phone video on /f/ Oh wait. A retard goes blind? Proceed.
>> [_] Anon 3288580 >Ya DINGALING!
>> [_] Anon 3288583 >># Hahahahaha Fucking retard. Words fail to describe how fucking retarded he is. Probably enjoys overwatch.
>> [_] Anon 3288586 >># :D dumbass
>> [_] Anon 3288601 I love this This dumb fucking shit deserved ALL of this
>> [_] Anon 3288604 >># I cringe every time. Jack is a supreme dumbass, but I can't blame him; look at his father. The ultimate beta putz. More worried about his beautiful shirt than his kid's well-being. >quick, run and put awesome shirt in washer - don't bother calling poison control center on impulse
>> [_] Anon 3288614 >># holy shit this kid is fucking stupid good dad though
>> [_] Anon 3288624 The kid is a dumbass but so is the dad. Dad should know to have him flush his eyes and call poison control or 911. Instead he sits there trying to read the god damn packaging.
>> [_] Anon 3288632 What a dingaling
>> [_] Anon 3288633 hey I bet he has nightvision now
>> [_] Anon 3288643 It really was a beautiful shirt though.
>> [_] Anon 3288675 >># he didn't know if water has some reactions with this shit and was looking for instructions what to do
>> [_] Anon 3288676 >># Nah, he's alpha as fuck. He knows he can easily replace his dumb as pigshit son. And then he can give his new kid the awesome shirt, and maybe they won't be such a fucking failure, and LISTEN WHEN I SAY DON'T FUCKING MICROWAVE THE FUCKING GLOWSTICK, JACK!
>> [_] Anon 3288677 >># that part cracks me up the most. >kid goes blind >YOU RUINED THE SHIRT JACK
>> [_] Anon 3288686 >># then wouldn't his eyes have reacted?
>> [_] Anon 3288687 >># They did react. He got fucking molten goo in them.
>> [_] Anon 3288689 What a fucking sorry excuse for a man, faggot father must have never spent a day in his life doing anything resembling real work if he didn't know to flush the eyes before anything else. >Your beautiful shirt that you'll never be able to see again, Jack!
>> [_] Anon 3288690 >># blindly flushing your eyes with water is not the right thing to do in all situations
>> [_] Anon 3288692 "What? You blinded yourself doing something I told you not to? Good. Fuck you, you little shit."
>> [_] Anon 3288693 jack russelel
>> [_] Anon 3288698 >># It's recommended you flush your eyes out for 15 minutes if there is no label or information you double nigger.
>> [_] Anon 3288706 >># well aren't you the most fucking know-it-all poindexter i've ever come across
>> [_] Anon 3288708 god there's more than one poster that talks ill of the dad for not knowing what to do. listen you little shits, if you are ever in a bad situation that you've never even contemplated that you'll ever be in don't immediately think you know what to do. to see if the package had any mention of what to do if you get it in your eyes is a perfectly reasonable first thing to do if you don't happen to know exactly what chemicals are inside the product and how they react with water after being heated up. the dad's first thought was probably to rinse it under water but he's not a complete dumb-ass to take his guess for absolute certainty.
>> [_] Anon 3288713 >># This, ya dingalings
>> [_] Anon 3288717 i also think that checking the label for information is a smart move! Maybe you are not supposed to let the chemnical get in contact with water. But talking about the shirt in that situation and lecturing your son is fucking weird.

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>> [_] Anon 3273341 IT'S ALL OVER YOUR SHIRT JACK
>> [_] Anon 3273345 >># i knew something was wrong when i notice the toggle between vertical and horizontal video...
>> [_] Anon 3273350 >># that was pretty good
>> [_] Anon 3273356 did he died?
>> [_] Anon 3273357 >># If he's lucky, yes. If not he's probably in incredible pain due to face cancer
>> [_] Anon 3273358 >># unless the microwaves gave it radioactive powers it just washes off. i figure they wouldnt be allowed to sell those things to drunken ravers if you get permanent damage from it in your eyes. those things leak all the time. im just amazed when people film these embarrassing videos and put them online anyway instead of deleting it immediately. granted it seems like he's not the brightest light bulb but still, he can talk and operate a microwave oven.
>> [_] Anon 3273360 Fucking retard.
>> [_] Anon 3273373 As a dad, I approve. >Am I ever right?
>> [_] Anon 3273376 lol retard I wonder what other stupid shit this kid has done to endanger his life
>> [_] Anon 3273377 >># your AWESOME shirt, your BEAUTIFUL shirt
>> [_] Anon 3273378 >You dingaling holy fuck
>> [_] woooop woooop 3273381 >># You are aware that fluids other than water can easily take temperatures over 100 degrees, like oils or phosphor. And I doubt the glow stick is filled with water. Aside from the heat damage which can cause cancer, the glow liquid seems to be very active and chemical. So I think the chances are higher that he got super power and or cancer from the chemical X than, living happily after. That includes of course the option not getting cancer at all from pure base % of getting cancer at all no matter what. Also all I am saying is, this is incredibly stupid and a bad idea. And this is only an additional source of cancer possibilty of the many things out there.
>> [_] woooop woooop 3273383 >># ALlright, I looked it up in case anyone else ever has the same problem as the kid here. And of course because I was right. Yeah, pat my shoulder, I know I am good: So from this website: https://www.stevespanglerscience.com/blo g/2012/07/03/the-dangers-of-glow-sticks-a lways-follow-safe-science-warnings-and-pr ecautions/ "These chemicals can sting and burn eyes, irritate and sting skin and can burn the mouth and throat if ingested. If the chemicals are ingested or spilled in the eyes or on the skin, it is recommended the area is rinsed with water and the local poison control center contacted."
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3273384 >># My teacher taught me to wear safety glasses when handling chemicals
>> [_] woooop woooop 3273385 >># I forgot to add: Keep in mind he heated that shit in the microwave. The list of risks I posted here are for the cold shit inside the glow stick. Again other substances heated up can be much(!!!) more hot(!!!!) and dangerous(!!!!!!!!11111ONEONEONEone) than water.
>> [_] Anon 3273387 >># so exactly like i thought basically. dont get it in your eyes but if you do - wash it off. >># if it was anywhere near that temperature he'd be screaming a lot more than he does
>> [_] Anon 3273393 The bad news is he burned his eyes away... the good news is that he now glows brightly in the dark allowing him to see with his new infra-red sensory powers. Chapter two: He puts on the cape
>> [_] Anon 3273394 After everyone he knows sees this video, they'll forever call him "The Green Lantern". He'll never live it down.
>> [_] Anon 3273395 >># Super power: Xray vision Flaw: It's the only vision you got
>> [_] Anon 3273398 Nice youtube rip brah. Quality /f/ content. Also >actually sitting around like a retard while you try to find the worthless information on the box about chemical exposure Yeah, that's fucking retarded. Almost every chemical exposure instructions are "flush with water", rarely "flush with water based solution of X". If the guy's damn fool kid was exposed to any chemical that was actually significantly harmful he would have gone blind or worse from all that time he spent dicking around.
>> [_] woooop woooop 3273400 >># not if he is in shock and the reaction to pain and amount of pain is different for everyone. You can't say because something is more or less hot someone screams more or less, because a burning always hurts alot, and that liquid is a pain by itself. On the other hand I gotta say, I have no idea its just speculation and I didn't pay alot attention to the video. JUst saying my very good feeling for such situations says, this is incredibly bad. The only positive thing I can say is, he's lucky the glowing shit isn't radioactive
>> [_] woooop woooop 3273401 >># Of course there is the intradesting exception: 'Note that chemical burns from elemental metals should not be washed with water, as this can prompt a chemical reaction that will make everything worse. Instead, use mineral oil to soak the area until you can get medical help.' https://www.advancedtissue.com/treating- chemical-burns/
>> [_] Anon 3273413 >># he's my neighbor
>> [_] Anon 3273438 >># >im just amazed when people film these embarrassing videos and put them online anyway instead of deleting it immediately It's called youtube revenue,
>> [_] Anon 3273439 głupi gówniarz
>> [_] Sammy 3273443 >># Fuck, this shit is very painful if it gets in your eye, happened to me once
>> [_] Anon 3273444 >># Do tell
>> [_] Anon 3273453 Stupid games, stupid prizes
>> [_] Anon 3273464 >># Tell him I think he's a faggot.

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>> [_] Anon 3273062 amazing