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>> [_] Anon 3286417 >he got the job because he was the best applicant no, he got it because they can pay him a fucking dollar a day
>> [_] Anon 3286422 >># They're only hired in Texas because low pay-rate and a shitload of hours that someone with proper skills and education are busy juggling school rather than just working a full-time job to get by.
>> [_] Anon 3286423 >Carlos Mencia huh. that's nice but where's the real comedian who wrote these jokes first?
>> [_] Anon 3286449 >># And yet the right wing narrative is that he came here to steal money directly from the government. Because if you can cross the border, you suddenly have the ability to get into every state/federal welfare program imaginable. The business owners want illegal immigrants to come to America. Farmhands. Cooks. Janitors. Landscapers. Trash collectors. Housekeepers. Busboys. Nurses. Construction workers. Maids. Servants. All of these jobs and more are needed, but the businessmen don't want to pay them a decent wage. The businessmen want to live as kings and lord over their slaves, but the environment isn't suitable to that idea just yet. Give them time and they'll accomplish that goal.
>> [_] Anon 3286456 What a retard.
>> [_] Anon 3286464 >># wait carlos mencia was thin??
>> [_] Anon 3286497 >># Forgot how thin Carlos was early on... The correct answer is big international business (globalists / zionists ) like no boarders for cheap labor and errosion of national identity. The left and government likes it because immigrants use more government hand outs and become dependent, meaning life long left voters. Bleeding hearts like it because their "good intentions" and virtue signaling hasn't caught up to them yet.
>> [_] Anon 3286506 >># communist detected >detested
>> [_] Anon 3286507 The wall is being built, and your Looney Left leaders let themselves get painted into a corner. >all this salt, on /f/ of all places
>> [_] Anon 3286521 >># Works harder than you.
>> [_] Anon 3286522 In what way is this comedy?
>> [_] Anon 3286523 >># Beats your basement.
>> [_] Anon 3286524 >># Dumb FUCK detected!
>> [_] Anon 3286526 >># >like no boarders for cheap labor and errosion of national identity. This is the dumbest shit ever. In a country with the size and diversity of the US, national identity is basically just "Yeah, I'm American." Everyone brings in the culture of their motherland and has the culture of their region, but there's barely anything that spreads across the entire country. Nevermind that the entire AG industry is built off of immigrant labor, because no one else will do it and you can't automate picking fruit in any worthwhile way, and the lack of immigrant labor this year has resulted in millions of dollars of food being wasted because no one will pick it. Oh wait, no, it's a giant conspiracy to repress white people. My bad.
>> [_] Anon 3286527 >>>/pol/ >>>/youtube/
>> [_] Anon 3286529 >># >open flash >cancer preloader not even centered >fuck it let's see what it is >see a stand up comedian >close flash Don't waste my fucking time.
>> [_] Anon 3286536 WTF what's up with these replies!? I want /leftypol/ to leave

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[_] Anon 3082635 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3082647 based as fuck, but you know that he can only get away with this bit because he's brown himself.
>> [_] Anon 3082653 >># Carlos steals all his jokes so it's pointless to even appreciate.
>> [_] Anon 3082655 >># Joe Rogan is a liar and a drug addict.
>> [_] Anon 3082658 >># And Carlos Mencia is still a wetback, you're point being?
>> [_] Anon 3082661 >># >>>/pol/
>> [_] Anon 3082670 So the spanish who landed in the area formerly know as Not Mexico until they took it over had visas? Get the fuck out.
>> [_] Anon 3082678 >># It's just the same fucking rhetoric with no thought behind it. >white people didn't have visas when they came to America! >what's the problem if mexicans don't either? Remember what happened to the people already here when the white people came? And now their descendants don't want the same thing to happen to them.
>> [_] Anon 3082706 >># But they're trying to get the fuck out! And into America!
>> [_] Anon 3082713 >># I am from Guatemala and this triggers me
>> [_] Anon 3082718 >># Then leave.
>> [_] Anon 3082719 >># No fuck you visaman
>> [_] Anon 3082720 >># >>>/reddit/
>> [_] Anon 3082722 >># He seems to think that the government controls who companies hire. He also seems to think that people hire based on someone's skills to work at a fast food joint.
>> [_] Anon 3082777 >># Am a beaner and can confirm, no jobs in guatemala, moreover, we have an immigration problem gtfo my country guatemalans
>> [_] Anon 3082782 >># exactly... the thing about the u.s. having an immigration "problem" is the business owners' faults. it is not the citizen's/government's/illuminati's fault. people seem to believe that there is some higher power at work here but the simple thing is that business owners would not pay an employee a dime if they didn't have to. and people from other countries are willing to work for minimum wage more often than not. who do you think the business owner will hire?!?
>> [_] Anon 3082789 >># Blaming MUH capitalism is verboten The real lesson here is to get educated or exploit a talent you have for $$$

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[_] Anon 3058132
>> [_] Anon 3058219 Brilliant idea, lets all give up our civilisation and become a 3rd world shit house, then we wont have to worry about Mexicans, because we'll be Mexican
>> [_] Anon 3058224 "Illegal" is the key word people keep forgetting to put before this. When niggas ain't registered and ain't paying taxes, and start shacking up in areas that are already overpopulated, it makes problems for everyone. Also, >taking political opinions from comedians seriously
>> [_] Anon 3058226 I only really object to his last point, conquest isnt illegal, the natives had war declared on them, and they lost. That may suck for them, but it's not illegal.
>> [_] Anon 3058227 >Pointing out how everyone wants to be a victim Shit, I actually agree with Mencia for once
>> [_] Anon 3058228 >># >strawmanning this hard >># >ain't paying taxes It's not like they're making enough to pay income tax anyway, and they don't own property to pay taxes on. They are paying sales tax which, if you knew anything about economics, is a regressive tax (i.e. it hits the poor harder than the rich). >>taking political opinions from comedians seriously The thing is he isn't even advocating a policy position. It's truly just comedy. The closest he comes is saying that illegals won't come to the US if there aren't any jobs for them.
>> [_] Anon 3058230 "Immigration is an American problem" stopped right there
>> [_] Anon 3058240 >># Yeah, don't have jobs to give out, that'll WORK out just fine
>> [_] Anon 3058252 Is this guy suppose to not b e funny or am i being baited?
>> [_] Anon 3058257 Carlos literally steals jokes from actual comedians. Dudes a hack.