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[_] are we making pasta today, too? Anon 3418827
>> [_] Anon 3418882 Pappardelle Bolognese for two Use the fresh pasta, not dried... boil two fistfuls al dente. Prepare meat base: -mirepoix... finely chopped onions, carrots, and celery in a 2:1:1 ratio (roughly a quarter cup total) -meat... 1lbs 80/20 (or preference) ground beef -2 or 3 strips of your favorite bacon (uncooked), chopped coarsely combine above ingredients in a pot and brown over medium heat stirring frequently, ensuring beef is fully browned and bacon fat becomes translucent. The Bolognese sauce: 3-4 tablespoons olive oil in crazy hot pan, immediately drop in 2-3 smashed/chopped garlic cloves, wait until garlic begins to singe; add meat base and give a quick flip or two (or stir if not a pro linecook lol), add 3/4 to 1 cup of your favorite marinara (depending on how juicy you want the sauce), and a good splash of heavy cream ( not too much, you want the sauce blush, not rose); flip a few more times (or stir, you pleb) and drop pasta in sauce pan; Flip until pasta is coated, and plate. Finish with a generous shaving of peccorino Romano and stick that shit in your mouth for maximum YUM. You better be hungry, this is a rib-sticker. You can actually charge $25 - $30 a plate for this simple dish, and get it. Garlic bread is extra, if you're a Sicilian bastard. Presentation is everything.

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[_] hit me with some good pie recipes /f/ Anon 3384455
>> [_] Anon 3384482 >># Make a one bowl of hot rice(boiled) add 1 raw egg on top of it add 1 tbsp. of semen for flavor.
>> [_] Anon 3384528 >># 3-Ingreduent Mac-n-Cheese 1 part (by weight) mac 1 part evaporated milk 1 part grated cheese Cover mac barely in water, add salt, cook for 2 min less than instructions say add milk, wait until milk boils & lower heat add cheese and stir until smooth, serve hot OP you're such a faggot you can't even cook mac n cheese
>> [_] Anon 3384554 >># not a pie >># not a pie I asked for a pie recipe godammit
>> [_] Anon 3384560 >># I don't tell how you can collect semen. So technically my is a pie. The creampie.
>> [_] Anon 3384562 >># ok, do >># >8 but add semen instead of cheese

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[_] Anon 3357192 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3357341 >># ilikeit

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[_] so how many of you cook for yourself? Anon 3331471
>> [_] Anon 3331499 Nice i like it. Also i do.

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[_] Anon 3315402
>> [_] Anon 3315411 >># Can't be bothered to do the magic trick, can anyone who has the time tell us what's in the hidden part of the flash? Should be bottom right hand corner but not visible through resize.
>> [_] Anon 3315414 >># https://i.imgur.com/zYhfEmO.jpg

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[_] the easiest recipe for a cake ever Anon 3299623
>> [_] Anon 3299624 i swear ive heard this beat. where is it from?
>> [_] Anon 3299628 >># perhaps resizing the flash shall reveal the answer
>> [_] Anon 3299690 1) Download 2) Convert to mp4 3) (if you have photoshop) "import video to layers" 4) select the file 5) you can go through the messages, not all I think, but some

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[_] is :v still among us? Anon 3275353
>> [_] :v 3275361 Last time I checked I was still alive.
>> [_] Anon 3275363 >># Did you check the pulse? Just to be sure? No one can be certain with these things these days.
>> [_] :v 3275364 >># I've got a killer headache today so I feel every heart beat in my eyes today... But yep, still alive. How are you today /f/ren.
>> [_] Anon 3275375 >># well if you have a headache then looking at a fast flickering source of light isn't gonna speed the recovery but I guess we have to choose our own punishment to ease the consciousness lol I'm working on my new flash, photoshopping a picture and it goes really slow with my current skills but I can manage. The flash will be a rehash of my latest flash so it'll be of better use.
>> [_] Anon 3275405 >># Stay away from the cowfee, sip some gween teeya for maximum comfy.
>> [_] Anon 3275416 song name pls
>> [_] Anon 3275420 >># resize the window pls
>> [_] Anon 3275423 won work
>> [_] :v 3275443 >># I spent most of today working on validation I really hate Excel... I hope your project turns out, Photoshop is a strange learning curve depending on what you are trying to do. >># I don't care for coffee, caffeine pills and water or bust.
>> [_] Anon 3275447 >># managed to get rid off the clock arms in this picture https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uplo ads/2016/03/2640652.main_image.jpg?strip= all been working on that for a few minutes for almost a week and yes, it's gonna be another flash with clock in it
>> [_] Anon 3275487 >># I'm not the guy who asked for sauce, I'd like sauce, but what do you mean by this, if I knew how to find it I would.
>> [_] Anon 3275489 >># I mean you to do exactly this computerhope.com/cdn/resize.gif make the window tall and narrow and you'll see a text popping up from under
>> [_] Anon 3275491 >># Thank you based anon

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[_] I miss new recipes Anon 3269208
>> [_] :v 3269221 Yeah, me too
>> [_] Anon 3269229 >># so what are we gon' do 'bout it?
>> [_] :v 3269230 >># cry probably
>> [_] Anon 3269234 >># crying hasn't helped since I was 6
>> [_] :v 3269255 >># It never helps it's just something that kind of happens sometimes.
>> [_] Anon 3269256 >># The noose got all soggy due to the fuck and cunt. I don't think this is a very good cake.
>> [_] Anon 3269258 >># well did you add some shit to it? cause you need some fuck and some shit to make it a fuck shit stack
>> [_] Anon 3269262 sauce on song?
>> [_] Anon 3269268 >># learn2resize
>> [_] Anon 3269294 >># You gotta do the cooking by the book.

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[_] When was the last time you baked a cake? Anon 3260478 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3260480 Thou must bake by the rules of the book, or else the cake will take a senseless shape.
>> [_] Anon 3260527 >># Apartment complex caught fire. Instructions unclear.
>> [_] Anon 3260576 Kill yourself. Do it. We won't miss you. I'll jizz on your grave.
>> [_] Anon 3260580 >># a couple of months ago now i think should bake again. dad would like it.
>> [_] Anon 3260585 >># Back it up bitch, put dat ass on a nigga...

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[_] Are you hungry for some cake? If yes then dive right into this flash. Anon 3257608 The step's just so easy :^) Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3257610 >># >it doesn't get any easier mang...
>> [_] Anon 3257640 sauce on song?
>> [_] Anon 3257645 >># how long have you been here?
>> [_] Anon 3257700 >># an hour :<

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[_] and add a cherry on top dedo !drZ3h7esek 3253828
>> [_] Anon 3253829 what did you hope to accomplish here?
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3253835 >># >># to make a dark and edgy flash >make sure you also click on the highlighted text
>> [_] Anon 3253882 OP this is very accurate and /f/ always provides the chill beats this place is home I suppose
>> [_] Anon 3253904 I like your music
>> [_] Anon 3253914 what type/genre of music do I search for to get beats like this?
>> [_] Anon 3253917 >># lo-fi hip hop also some people produce under the genre chill hop chillwave as well i guess, the first two are pretty interchangeable but chillwave might get a little alternative-y >># why u gotta make fun of :V like that, r00d nice beat tho
>> [_] :v 3253930 >># >It's not making fun of me if it's true :< dedo and I friends I think??
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3253936 >># and where did you get that idea? >we're only /f/rens, remember?
>> [_] :v 3253937 >># good morning /f/ren how was your nap?
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3253938 >># the fact that I went to bed at 6am and woke up at 2pm isn't much of a good nap Hopefully I'd be able to change my sleep schedule by being awake until tomorrow night

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[_] you gotta do the cooking by the book Anon 3252917 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3252988 Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 3253065 >># Instructions unclear, got dick caught in ceiling fan

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[_] you hungry? Anon 3250757
>> [_] Anon 3250863 whats the song sauce?
>> [_] Anon 3250875 >do you remember the magic trick i taught you? no
>> [_] Anon 3250879 >># resize the window, it's under the flash >># for you >>#

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[_] and more dedo !drZ3h7esek 3250057 So I did a little parody and wasted much more time on this than I intended Sauces are under the flash and despite the grim content I hope you still enjoy it.
>> [_] Anon 3250062 >># wow, if the tripfaggot shit wouldnt be there I would almost not hate it. But a whore is a whore.
>> [_] Anon 3250063 >># It's literally the person he's making fun of It wouldn't make sense if it was replaced with anon. I got the joke, you get too triggered to catch anything subtle
>> [_] Anon 3250064 >># id hate to be that guy but sauce on the music?
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3250065 >># I htink he meant me, not :v >># what part of all sauces are under the flash you didn't understand? But no worries, here's a handy tutorial on how to get under the flash to get to that creamy sauce cdn.computerhope.gif/resize.gif
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3250066 >># fuck, it's cdn.computerhope.com/reisze.gif
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3250067 >># third's time the charm cdn.computerhope.com/resize.gif but alas it doesn't work anymore no fear, jewtube will save us this time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Xntupx xtA
>> [_] Anon 3250068 >># When he said I would almost not hate it, its implied he's discussing the content of the flash, not the poster. If you took the flash seriously then yeah, he would be talking about both of you.
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3250069 >># them idiots changed the url structure. So it's computerhope.com/cdn/resize.gif I'm gonna shut up now
>> [_] :v 3250074 >doesn't post actual cake recipe Do I have to do everything myself?
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3250082 >># what do you mean? The steps are right there >actually just one step but that's already been mentioned in the flash I mean you did click on the measurements, right?
>> [_] Anon 3250084 >># >># no I meant ":v" I dont know the context of this flash. For me it looked like :v where the creator who credited himself in a depression attentionwhore flash and dedo were just some generic tripfag friend of him who reposted it.
>> [_] :v 3250085 >># I just think if you post about a nice cake we should get some idea on how to bake a nice cake. That way when you hang yourself... you can have some ya know pretty pastries and cakes nearby. It'll make the responding agencies go "oh wow, look they a real flair for baking." "yeah, shame" "oh well, you see that wreck on the 35 yesterday?" "yea man, brains everywhere" "haha I know!" as the load you up into the meat wagon.
>> [_] Anon 3250087 >># Would you happen to have a recipe for Beef Stroganoff?
>> [_] :v 3250088 >># you know it doesn't have to beef r-right?
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3250089 >># Oi... Don't go hijacking other's threads! He asked me. >># you know it doesn't have to beef r-right?
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3250090 >># >giving those pigs delicous cake not on my watch, unless I put it straight underneath me
>> [_] :v 3250092 >># but it'll get doo doo on it?
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3250093 >># yo uact like they deserve something better
>> [_] :v 3250094 >># I mean no, but I wouldn't my death cake to have doo doo on it. >implying pigs would eat a daintily decorated cake in the first place
>> [_] Anon 3250122 >># >># beef curtains are just fine
>> [_] Anon 3250133 >># >/f/ >an extra dosage of depression >not being the daily dose This isn't the medicine I asked for.
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3250141 So can anyone help me with the issue I've described in the flash or is it too cryptic to check the corners for hidden information?