File: cooking mama.swf-(1.11 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Happy Thanksgiving! Anon 3476587 Do you know how to properly prepare a turkey? No? Then let mama show you how to do it! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3476627 had my first taste of turkey ever today (leftovers from a friend who is from usa).
>> [_] Anon 3476634 >># How was it?
>> [_] Anon 3476674 >># tasted like chicken basically. a little different i guess but chicken can also taste different depending on how you cook it so since this was the first turkey i had i can't really say much other than it tasted like chicken.

File: cooking mama.swf-(1.11 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] this is good holiday etiquette ANomalo 3450088 heh heh...
>> [_] Anon 3450089 I always love how the animal activists have no knowledge about animals
>> [_] Anon 3450091 The "tofu turkey" still ended up looking more disgusting that the real turkey with all the feathers and shit in it.
>> [_] Anon 3450102 Leftists are subhumans

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>> Anon 72458 Happy Thanksgiving! [IMG] cooking-mama.swf (1.11 MiB) 550x400, Compressed (Deflate). 56 frames, 40 fps (00:01). Ver9, AS1/AS2. Network access: Yes. Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]

File: cooking mama Mama Kills Animals.swf-(1.11 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 3408224 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3408233 this is faggot commie bullshit trying to turn children against their mothers.
>> [_] Anon 3408234 this game teaches children that killing poultry can be fun if you turn it into a competition.
>> [_] Anon 3408244 Im all for humane killing. No animal should suffer during the process...but peta thinks animals should never be eaten or even owned...peta is retards
>> [_] Anon 3408245 >># this game is shit, and shittily designed, and you're a piece of shit for posting it here
>> [_] Anon 3408253 >># They want to own a monopoly on animal killing, which they do a shit ton of. Its like how greenpeace trys to fuck with whaling boats enough so the company goes under, then they swoop in, buy the boat, and continue the whaling operation like nothing happened. You should always look at who stands to gain in situations like this.
>> [_] Anon 3408259 Christ, I remember when Peta's parodies were a massive deal.
>> [_] Anon 3408305 have any of the faggots that made this game ever even fucking met a turkey? spend more than 30 seconds with a turkey and tell me you don't want to kill it, mutilate its corpse, and eat it.
>> [_] Anon 3408311 Well, the game was fun until she turned nice. Since I don't eat tofu I don't cook it, and the game got boring just watching a timer.

File: cooking mama.swf-(1.11 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 3378585 Is it too late for thanksgiving
>> [_] Anon 3378620 >># >checks out since it has retarded controls in the past, either I was too stupid with the mouse or my pc is that shit >yep, confirmed its the flash itself is shit
>> [_] Anon 3378621 >># unironically based >># shut the hell your mouth this is a good flash
>> [_] Anon 3378640 >># >being this unironic
>> [_] Anon 3378689 >># >being this jaded
>> [_] Anon 3378694 >># calm down rajesh
>> [_] Anon 3378695 >eggs bleed and have feathers and hair in them ok peta you cook
>> [_] Anon 3378698 >># >cooking a turkey without removing its legs >leaving hairs all over it >heating it to the point it gets blisters (?) its almost like they are just making it seem gross for the sake of being gross
>> [_] Anon 3378714 Boys don't know this but the turkey doesn't have to be fully plucked
>> [_] Anon 3378716 The gameplay is fun, but the sweetest part is the PETA butthurt in the end panels. I came hard, 10/10 would play again

File: cooking-mama.swf-(1.11 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] a classic Anon 3296807 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3296817 Joke's on them, it's impossible to hate Cooking Mama, I'll enjoy it even if it's a shitty parody full of outright lies about the poultry industry. Got 100 on every part, because Mama didn't raise no bitch. Still midly annoyed at them for picking on Cooking Mama instead of all the other cooking games, I guess they did it because it was popular amongst children. With that said though, is there anyone who still believes PETA is pro-animal anymore?
>> [_] Anon 3296820 If vegetarians hate meat so much why do they always try to imitate its flavor in their dishes.
>> [_] Anon 3296825 >># Why do the eggs bleed and then drop feathers? What kind of RPG is this? Are those legendary drops?
>> [_] Anon 3296829 >># flavour boosters
>> [_] Anon 3296850 >># fuck this sucks with a trackpad
>> [_] Anon 3296853 >># It sort of works if you just click repeatedly without dragging
>> [_] Anon 3296854 fucking ameri-barbarians
>> [_] Anon 3296870 >># >mama had a change of heart! welp, fun is over
>> [_] Anon 3296872 >birds get so fat they can't even move >then they starve to death because they're so fat >and then we eat them because everyone knows starving animals have the most meat What did they mean by this?
>> [_] Anon 3296884 >># jokes on you peta I stomp turkeys every day just for fun LMAO fuck you dumb birdos

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>> Anon 26439 How many children are YOU willing to give nightmares because of your own refusal to accept the way the world work? [IMG] cooking-mama.swf (1.11 MiB) 550x400, Compressed. 56 frames, 40 fps (00:01). Ver9, AS1/AS2. Network access: Yes. Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]
>> Anon 26445 I knew I'm in for some hilarious bullshit the second I saw the peta logo.
>> Anon 26449 >># PETA the most useless organization ever, right next to GreenPeace. They do create a large amount of unintentional laughter though.
>> Anon 26454 >># I have to disagree. GreenPeace does a lot of good things. But yes, Peta is basically a joke.
>> Anon 26455 >># Fair enough, I can respect that. I personally always found it hilarious how they combat for example waste of oil by.... eh... wasting oil. We should totally combat chemical spills by spilling chemicals in the local town square. Might just be the special-ed branch of them though, I don't know.
>> Anon 26479 >because of you, mama loves animals you either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain ;_;7 ripip mama
>> Mr. Skungeous 26695 Fun fact #1: PETA has been known to 'liberate' family pets from the bonds of human interaction, but since domestication has 'ruined' the animals in question, they euthanize them. Fun fact #2: In fact, PETA puts down roughly between 85%-97% of the animals they 'rescue' in a given year, including perfectly adoptable animals and even healthy puppies and kittens. Bonus fun fact: PETA once ran a campaign targeting college students, urging them to drink beer instead of milk. MADD was not amused. Also, Greenpeace sucks. They're all about photo opportunities; if you have an impending ecological catastrophe on your hands, but there are no baby seals to take a selfie with, good luck with that.
>> Horsie 26699 >># I would refute all your flawed "FACTS", but you're a troll. And I hope you are, because if you aren't, I feel really sorry for you.
>> PETAisFuckingStupid 26716 Educate yourselves with this also fun webpage https://www.petakillsanimals.com/
>> Mr. Skungeous 26780 >># What, can't I be a troll AND correct? I reserve my amusement for the deserving. Are you?
>> Anon 26782 >># >can't I be a troll AND correct? Troll. You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means.
>> Anon 26804 >># yeah...he wasn't lying. PETA is a horrible company and are well known to do some truly horrendous things in the name of helping animals. the way domesticated farm animals are treated is awful, but PETA isn't helping...at all.
>> Anon 30273 >># Bonus Fact: Google "PETA Got Beer?" The first top results you will find are actually from PETA blog, in which they express how proud they are of their cam campaign. Fact #1 and #2 https://www.petakillsanimals.com/wp-cont ent/uploads/2014/05/PetaKillsAnimals.pdf Of course, if you are delusional, here are some posts from PETA themselves, where they try to gain the face they have lost, by showing you the most extreme cases - as an attempt to gain your sympathy - and then passing it off as "mercy-killing" http://www.peta.org/issues/companion-ani mal-issues/companion-animals-factsheets/e uthanasia-compassionate-option/ http://www.peta.org/features/deadly-cons equences-no-kill-policies/
>> yAy 30564 Aww that's so cute! Now even Vegan creat flash games ! (I realy want to eat some good turkey right now)
>> Anon 30576 "Become now a veg !" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!! THE CRINGE !!!
>> Anon 37297 >># Head for the hills, you autistic whore. Your kind are not welcome here. In fact, autistics are not wanted anywhere. You all need to be rounded up and exterminated like the diseased vermin you are.
>> Anon 37376 Why don't PETA rescue basement dwellers?
>> Anon 37888 >># The oblivious irony is strong with this one.
>> Anon 38583 >># Source from those facts?
>> Anon 38584 >># >># Nvm, I ended up googling (after clicking that link and thinking it was a retard website), found some bad stuff on news. Seriously, wtf. I sort of understand why they do that, I know an old lady who rescued more than 30 cats and her house is filled with cats. They tried, but can't keep doing this. These dumbfucks should try rescuing and finding a new way to resolve this problem without killing.
>> Anon 38607 Shieeet, all those innocent slaughtered carrots. My carrots like heavy metal music the best, when I water them. TAKE THE PLEDGE AND DON'T KILL INNOCENT PLANTS. THEY ARE SENTIENT TOO!!
>> Anon 38881 >># I think killing the cats is a very valid solution. They are quite useless for most first world countries' ecosystem.
>> Anon 38882 >># I think sentience is unique to human beings tho.
>> Anon 38896 >Boohoo, there are carnivores animals in this evil world >boohoo, what is food chain? >boohoo, eating blood is evil Vegans are such sensitive pussies. I'm not a redneck, there are legitimate ecological issues(extinction due uncontrolled hunt), but this is just emotional babbling and a retarded way to think you are a "spiritual superior human" for not doing what 50% of animals do to live.
>> Anon 38902 >># Humans pose much more of a burden to ecosystems than cats do. So, mm... you go first. We'll follow suit afterwards, scout's honour.

File: cooking-mama.swf-(1.11 MB, Game)
[_] Merry Thanksgiving Anon 1814426 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1814430 i aint givin that peta no tree fiddy
>> [_] Anon 1814433 Terueeefeek! Even bettah than mamah
>> [_] Anon 1814434 After playing that game i have a sudden craving for some turkey soup.
>> [_] Anon 1814442 Fuck you Peta. i beat you garbage game, now im going to go eat a god dam turkey.
>> [_] Anon 1814444 See, thing is. Most of the recipes in cooking Mama are for sweets and shit. Then you've got the pizza, and sushi, and hotdogs, burgers, and meatballs. There's the best of both fucking worlds, but PETA doesn't fucking care.
>> [_] Anon 1814466 Fuck PETA they kill more animals that any pound. And they can eat a dick for their genocide against domesticated animals.
>> [_] Anon 1814467 I hope peta gets sued out of existence for these disgusting and offensive rippoffs of nintendo games.
>> [_] Anon 1814474 perfect score first try >step up your games difficulty casualfag Peta
>> [_] AdamB15 1814489 Not saving: PETA sucks donkey-ass
>> [_] Anon 1814515 Humans eat meat. That's just the way things work. Also, 0/10, terrible game. Almost as bad as Super PSTW. And that wasn't even an RPG, anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1814546 PETA makes me regret being a vegetarian. I hate being associated with them. Also they can't make games worth shit.
>> [_] Anon 1814552 >># If you're a vegetarian because you don't think it's healthy to eat meat or something like that, don't feel bad. Your reason is very different from them. If it's hurr durr save the animals.... well then..
>> [_] Anon 1814557 also, if the animals they save are not adopted by people who meet their stringent qualifications, the animals are put-down/killed. cant remember which year it was, but out of 5000 odd animals 'rescued' only 4 were adopted, the rest were.. killed, lets not whitewash it.
>> [_] Anon 1814561 >># holy shit
>> [_] Anon 1814563 I was actually OFFENDED by the stupidity of blood and feathers coming from the cracked eggs.
>> [_] Anon 1814565 that feel when no loving mother to cook you turkey
>> [_] Anon 1814591 I thought it was pretty fun
>> [_] Anon 1814626 >># They worded it; "Sometimes it's best to let the animals sleep forever than to let them live and suffer." Yet, they continue to condemn animal shelters on a daily basis.
>> [_] Anon 1814639 Who stuffs the turkey without removing the head first? Very inaccurate, wouldn't play again, 0/10
>> [_] Anon 1814648 Who takes the head off of a turkey before cooking it? 0/10 PETA. not eating the turkey brain is shameful to the animal.
>> [_] Anon 1814686 BUMP!

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>> Anon 4726 PETA says hello [IMG] cooking-mama.swf (1.11 MiB) 550x400, Compressed. 56 frames, 40 fps (00:01). Ver9, AS1/AS2. Network access: Yes. Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video:

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[_] [G] Happy Thanksgiving Anon 1577734 Happy Thanksgiving froom PETA. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1577737 I played until momma had a change of heart. The turkey looked fine, I didn't have to waste time with that nasty tofu crap!
>> [_] Anon 1577738 Yeah, great, make a Tofurky. Watch how no one will come to your Thanksgiving except for your hipster 'friends'.
>> [_] Anon 1577747 I hate Turkeys.
>> [_] Anon 1577750 lol petards Do you guys still bitching about Super Mario 3D Raccoon Suit power up?
>> [_] AdamB15 1577768 "Almost all spend their entire lives on factory farms and have no federal legal protections" LAWL! Apparently turkeys deserve rights! What madness! There is no word available to describe my hate for these idiots.
>> [_] AdamB156 1577770 "People who live with turkeys in animal sanctuaries report that they even have varying tastes in music" The "researchers" were probably high off of mushrooms. I'm surprised they didn't talk about how the turkeys started floating around and singing coldplay songs.
>> [_] Anon 1577787 I love how Peta stuffs shit like this down our throats, saying we should be nice to animals and all, when most of the money they get from charity goes either in ads or their pockets, and that they single handedly killed many animals themselves. Look it up, they bought a large freezer to hide the corpses of dogs that died in their care.
>> [_] Anon 1577788 I love how they say "Now that you see how gross Turkey dinners are"... when in reality they just made it look as disgusting as possible and use gross sound effects to accompany them. I have never had a turkey dinner that looked like how they made it out to be. Also, if a human tried to hug a turkey like she does at the end they'd get the shit pecked and clawed out of them. In other words... HOW ABOUT I PECK YOUR SHIT So since turkeys obviously don't give a fuck about us, why should we give a fuck about them? We're higher on the foodchain and they'd do the same to us if they were higher than us.
>> [_] Anon 1577793 PETA makes me giggle
>> [_] Peta Ermott 1577796 People Eating Tasty Animals
>> [_] Anon 1577800 Sopme turkeys just got it coming!
>> [_] Anon 1577812 peta really rustles my jimmies when they release nonsensical bullshit like this
>> [_] Anon 1577814 IDGAF about turkeys peta I don't care how gory you make it look that shit is tasty.
>> [_] Anon 1577818 I remember this. It was fun to play, UP UNTIL THE CHANGE OF HEART. Taking the guts out was so fun, it made me want to do it for the next Thanksgiving turkey.
>> [_] Anon 1577819 FUCK PETA
>> [_] Anon 1577820 So, while avoiding eating turkey for thanksgiving, you still need to prepare a turkey flavored tofu ball. If you hate the idea of eating meat, why the fuck would you try to emulate it with non-meat substitutes? This is exactly like when lesbians use dildo's.
>> [_] Anon 1577828 want turkey now damn it
>> [_] Anon 1577839 >># Petard is an actual word. And we the Petard Users' Association of America are not pleased with being associated with these left-wing liberal fucks.
>> [_] Anon 1577855 The sound track to the game made the videos more like something you'd see on childrens television. I half expected cookie monster or so shit talking about how "turkey don't start with C, so I no eat turkey..." Now I really want KFC....
>> [_] Anon 1577858 STOP INTERNET CENSORSHIP—TWO BILLS IN CONGRESS UNDERMINE THE PRINCIPLES OF THE WEB American Censorship Day: November 16, 2011 On November 16th, the "Stop Online Piracy Act" will be heard in Congress. This legislation, in addition to the Senate's "Protect IP Act," completely undermine and fundamentally change the core principles of the Web. They have the potential to radically alter or shut down sites like YouTube, Flickr, 4chan, others, and all new companies that follow. See americancensorship.org for more and help us stop these bills from becoming law.
>> [_] Anon 1577870 wait... Nintendo didn't sue PETA back into the stone age for this?
>> [_] Anon 1577874 >># I'm still waiting for the Cetacean Nation to be officially recognized.
>> [_] Anon 1577889 >># > "turkey don't start with C, so I no eat turkey..." C is for Chicken, that's good enough for me.
>> [_] Anon 1577890 >># > "People who live with turkeys in animal sanctuaries report that they even have varying tastes in music" >The "researchers" were probably high off of mushrooms. Quite probably. The _farmers_ who live with turkeys say that in addition to being hateful, vicious birds, they're also quite possibly the stupidest creatures on the planet, and need to be given their water in special raised troughs so that they don't inhale while they drink.
>> [_] Anon 1577891 in need to eat some FLESH now
>> [_] Anon 1577908 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTrPsCnak fg&feature=related
>> [_] Anon 1577915 Favorite food is turkey skin, let the good times roll. :D Skyrim and a big plate of turkey skin!

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[_] [G] /r/ Anon 854308 looking for the look of the falling barrells with that delightful russian song going on in the background and the word НЕФТИ! plastered in the middle of it in big red letters Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] anonymous furry now fortified with 100% all natural fail 854314 lets pray to as many gods as possible that PETA and the Church of Scientology don't merge. else we'll see more of this crap.
>> [_] Anon 854315 im bored with this flash now. its been posted everyday on /f/ and i didnt totally see why it got all the attention on the first day it was posted. PETA do this shit all the time, its hardly as if they reach new grounds of faggotry with this.
>> [_] Anon 854321 could really care less about the message its supposed to be sending across im just looking for the flash with the barrells
>> [_] Anon 854326 Was fun until she suddenly stopped having me cook real food.
>> [_] Anon 854329 wouldn't it be great if someone made a well-made hentai game based on this and named it "cocking-mama.swf" >># http://swfchan.com/9/44004/?PETAKiDS_com _Games_Play_the_Super_Chick_Sisters_Ga.swf too late >># >looking for the look of the falling barrells what?? >># true that this is posted too much
>> [_] Anon 854364 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- The fucking eggs BLEED when you break them. 10/10 I raged.
>> [_] Bentus !3GqYIJ3Obs 854371 >># also feathers pop out.
>> [_] Anon 854375 PROPAGANDA!
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 854396 NOT TRUE! I've seen how it is really done on How It's Made on the Discovery Channel, and Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe, also on the Discovery Channel. Peta needs to learn to get their sources right. However, this flash video makes me want to go kill and eat a turkey... Anyone else feel that way?
>> [_] /r/equest inside now fortified with 100% all natural fail 854424 >># >># OH SH--
>> [_] Anon 854445 >># /r/ delivered.
>> [_] Anon 854490 OMG they're only preaching to the converted with this shit, nobody gives a rats ass! also I came while watching the first bonus video >=]
>> [_] Anon 854497 telling nintendo, hope they get sued
>> [_] /r/equest inside now fortified with 100% all natural win 854502 >># can you deliver anime for backseat driver screwing a catgirl as they chase after a bunnygirl in steampunk cars? i actually have it i just wanted to know what anime it was but i can't post /r/ without 'connection interrupted' and 'network timed out' bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 854511 I hope Nintendo sees this. I hope they sue PeTA for everything they are worth. Go Nintendo, go! Honestly, they even lifted the sound effects off the games. Such disgraceful tactics. Now, who's up for some turkey? I feel hungry!
>> [_] Anon 854645 'Did you know Turkeys have no rights?' Fuck, PETA makes me crave meat.
>> [_] Anon 854647 Turkeys are birds, i fucking HATE birds! birds are loud annoying and stink and shit EVERYWHERE why the fuck would most people care? i don't see why we have all these "protected" animals if they still taste good and don't get me sick fuck the damned things...

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[_] [G] lol PETA Anon 849218 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 849224 They just keep raising the bar on bugfuck insanity, don't they? If I were Majesco, I'd put out a special edition, "Farmin' Mama", where you raise the animals, slaughter them yourself, and have them on the table that night, just to give PETA the finger.
>> [_] Anon 849227 peta kind of has that way of addressing the "meat is bad" in such a parodical way that it seems theyre just making fun of themselves rather than anything else. it just makes what is supposed to be a serious issue to them kind of a farce. tl;dr peta sucks blah blah blah
>> [_] Anon 849228 Fuckin gay! I love meat, and i dont care if i have to kill an animal witch i raised by myself, infact i do so several times a year. http://avrillavignenude.info/index.php?c =viral&m=index&id=65d2f5f220fece561e6b7ce af44268c2
>> [_] Anon 849229 I didn't realize very late that this was actually made by PETA and not a parody.
>> [_] Anon 849234 ha ha oh wow
>> [_] Anon 849240 1208, bitches.
>> [_] Anon 849241 fukken lol Oh PETA. Really well made flash though.
>> [_] Anon 849245 /r/ rule 34 on vegan mama
>> [_] Anon 849248 this game..sickens me.. ITS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!
>> [_] Anon 849258 god i hate peta so much. AND ANYONE THAT SUPPORTS THEM IN ANY WAY WHAT SO EVER
>> [_] Anon 849260 why are my eggs bleeding, lol. hate peta, making blood-propaganda like this and then showing it to children when they are as young as possible. peta is fucking sick in the head. animals are meant to be used in some way, welcome to how the universe works. peta works agains nature and its so fucking stupid i cant accept there are dumb people like that
>> [_] Anon 849264 got a score of 880 or so. lol after the delicious turkey is done you get to do disgusting tofu shit god damn it this is well-made propaganda. someone should take down the central parts of PETA, this anon autorizes the use of explosives
>> [_] Anon 849267 Wait, so am I supposed to like Pwn Mama who makes delicious turkey, or Vegan Mama who makes gross tofu?
>> [_] Anon 849268 Great game, brb, turkey dinner
>> [_] Anon 849269 >># Same here. I thought it was a "this is what PETA thinks" joke flash... but no... they're serious.
>> [_] Anon 849270 lol thats right tofu, soy and grain arent murder....except for the fact that millions of miles of land have been converted into giant farms for your food. killing off forest of animals and destroying human settlements just so we can farm your food. also animals are always caught in the threshers/combines in the harvest (like rabbits and mice). unless you grow your veggies in your back yard 100% free from corporate aid, you are still killing animals. but who the fuck cares, as long as its sustainable its whats MEANT TO BE. HUMANS ARE ANIMALS THAT ARE MEANT TO EAT ANIMALS. we are all part of the world, so shut the fuck up.
>> [_] Anon 849271 I went ahead through the making the tofu turkey part, nearly threw up at how gross it was, so I could see the ending. I nearly hurled. I was so disgusted by it. Those people are just sick.
>> [_] Anon 849272 I'm happy my family isn't from the US. This way we have an excuse when we have Pork instead of Turkey since no one in my family like Turkey.
>> [_] Anon 849273 >># Because pigs and turkeys are so different.
>> [_] Anon 849274 DO NOT WANT TOFU! BLEH
>> [_] Anon 849275 That made me hungry. I can't wait til thanksgiving. The most ridiculous part is how they made the delicious turkey look like shit, and that crappy tofurkey actually look edible. Shit is false.
>> [_] Anon 849288 >># rather have pork because it tastes more like humans why quibble? meat is murder! la la!
>> [_] Anon 849290 In all reality, meat is not murder. It's harvest. Despite how gruesome (and awesome) that sounds: it's true. A non-sentient being being grow for the purpose of obtaining something useful from it. Plants are alive in all the same ways animals are. Plants may not have a central nervous system, but they obey ALL rules we have to define life. Homeostasis Organization Metabolism Growth Adaption Response to stimuli Reproduction How come animals are instantly 'more alive' than plants? Or the insect who are killed because they eat those plants? Of course, we come to a problem because humans are the same, only sentient. So that separates us from everything else. Everything else is just matter.
>> [_] Anon 849292 This game has made me look forward to thanksgiving even more.
>> [_] Anon 849293 >># Same here. Shit backfired on PETA.
>> [_] Anon 849294 MEANER THAN MAMA!
>> [_] Anon 849295 PETA loves targeting the childrens. I laughed so hard. I've never seen anyone do anything more heavy-handed than PETA. I've seen people assassinate a guy and I still think they were more subtle than PETA.
>> [_] Anon 849298 Now I know how to prepare turkey, I can't wait until Christmas.
>> [_] Anon 849302 Peta's just pathetic I mean I can understand not wanting animals to be slaughtered like that but instead of trying to make people quit eating them how about they try to change the damn methods. Whats going to happen if we decide we cant eat meat anymore whats going to happen to the countless animals on farms. Farmers ain't going keep them because they would be worthless. Zoo's won't have that much use for them as well. And creating a national park for them well there's no way people are going to pay extra taxes for that. Honestly all this bullshit propaganda they pull will just sicken people, or just piss them off. And those people who throw paint on fur coats WTF it's already dead, don't make it worse by fucking up the last thing they have left behind on earth.
>> [_] Anon 849304 >># PETA's target audience is people with roughly Pamela Anderson's level of intelligence. Forget heavy-handed, people that dumb don't get something unless you paint it on an anvil and drop it on them.
>> [_] Anon 849305 >># >>Peta's just pathetic I mean I can understand not wanting animals to be slaughtered like that but instead of trying to make people quit eating them how about they try to change the damn methods. Because PETA doesn't like animals so much as they hate humans.
>> [_] Anon 849307 1348 3rd try, haha
>> [_] Anon 849309 RAGE @ WELL-MADE PETA GAME >># amen
>> [_] Anon 849310 >># Sentience is a gradual characteristic. Most animals with a central nervous system and a brain are more or less sentient. I eat them nonetheless.
>> [_] Anon 849312 Hey guys, maybe meat is from dead animals I dunno lol.
>> [_] Meat is good. Anon 849323 This game is fun! Happy thanksgiving everyone!
>> [_] Anon 849324 Is it fucked up that all that talk of abused turkeys got me hungry?
>> [_] Anon 849328 I support peta's making of awesome titles such as this flash.
>> [_] Anon 849336 I find it strange that living in an animal rights conscious city has made me completely numb to any attempts to convince me to give up meat.
>> [_] Anon 849337 noticed kinda late it was REALLY made by PETA I laughed at the bonus video a couple of times, then noticed it was peta.org Is it only me that gets hungry by playing this? /r/ rule 34 of that mamma, hopefully involving turkeys. last screen is pretty sexy
>> [_] Anon 849340 I watched a link in the game for a turkey farm or w/e. There should be a law against(and enforced) raising turkeys like in the video, mainly for sanitary reasons. Here is a line in the video that made me lol. "There are many crashes while transporting turkeys, especially around thanksgiving, where many of the turkeys sustain injuries including broken bones. After the accident the turkeys are just thrown back onto a truck, and left suffering until they are later slaughtered."
>> [_] X 849346 did that guy put his dick in the turkey?
>> [_] Anon 849351 haha lol eggs that bleed, awesome
>> [_] Anon 849353 Why do I feel like having a turkey sandwich now? In B4: Because you touch yourself at night
>> [_] Anon 849356 >># actually sometimes they do, but they've been a lot better at checking for and keeping fertilized eggs out of our grocery stores.
>> [_] Anon 849357 The full grown TURKEY FEATHER that an eggshell would occasionally vomit up was over the top, though. Fuck I want me some good giblet gravy soaked turkey and stuffing now. Damn you, PETA, I'm trying to watch what I eat and your goddamn incompetent propaganda having opposite its intended effect is fucking me up! DIE!
>> [_] Anon 849361 >># Mmmm, balut
>> [_] Anon 849363 >># >Homeostasis >Organization >Metabolism >Growth >Adaption >Response to stimuli >Reproduction HOMGARR
>> [_] Anon 849365 As anyone who actually has to be around Turkeys all the time will tell you, they're quite possibly the dumbest members of the animal kingdom, and are possibly dumber than the average plant. They have to have special watering troughs built that the turkeys can't put their heads down into, because if they just let them drink "like they would in nature", the stupid birds drown because they don't know enough to lift their heads out of the water. I think this means that it's O.K. for vegetarians to eat Turkey, because while they look kinda like animals, they clearly have less brains than a plant, so they must be vegetables.
>> [_] Anon 849366 I for one support People Eating Tasty Animals.
>> [_] Anon 849369 goddamnit , beat me to it.
>> [_] Anon 849370 Turkeys don't urinate. They have the stuff mixed with their shit.
>> [_] Anon 849371 Few people realize that most plants react to damage in a similar manner to animals - they scream. Many plants emit a hypersonic keening sound when damaged, and what's more, other plants of the same type exposed to that sound will also begin emitting it, effectively screaming in horror at the agony of their neighbor, and warning others of the eminent danger. Add that to the fact that, unlike animals (which die when you chop them up) plants are technically still alive when we eat a nice fresh salad (that's part of why it's fresh and crisp - they're not really dead yet) means that you're crunching away on a nice leafy mouthfull of screaming horror, each chew sending new agony into the leaves and other planty-bits. To sum this up, I don't eat vegetables because I love animals. I eat vegetables because I fucking hate plants.
>> [_] Anon 849377 >># Roald Dahl?
>> [_] Anon 849379 >># Hahaha oh wow well anyway this was some funny game.
>> [_] Anon 849381 The second bonus wallpaper would actually be nice without the game logo, text, and GO VEG button on her hat. Can anyone make it happen? I'm not good at image editing.
>> [_] Anon 849391 >># fukken love that book
>> [_] Anon 849396 I can see it on the newspapers. COOKING GAME SLAUGHTERS THOUSANDS
>> [_] Anon 849401 >>follow the arrows to shape your tofu-turkey i should not have to "shape" my turkey. that's grosser than gross
>> [_] Anon 849406 >># True, I couldn't come up with a better word for it. I meant 'self-awareness'. The only being besides humans that can recognize itself in a mirror is a few types of monkeys. (I think that's right.) A turkey is aware of its surroundings, but not truly aware of itself in the way humans are. And since we are at the top WE CAN EAT ANYTHING WE WANT.
>> [_] Anon 849414 I'm meaner than Mama!
>> [_] Anon 849415 I like how they want you to make a tofu turkey afterward. PETA fags wont admit they still want that delicious turkey, and so they make an emulation of it to sate their desires.
>> [_] Anon 849423 That movie link is making me fucking hungry for some TURKEY SAMMICH.
>> [_] Anon 849432 >># > A turkey is aware of its surroundings I would argue that this is not strictly true.
>> [_] Anon 849435 so delicious
>> [_] Anon 849442 DURR I ANGRY AT PETA! I LIKE MEAT! THEREFORE I WILL SPOUT IRRATIONAL RAGE AT THEM! HOW DARE THEY USE LOGIC AND REASON TO SHOW THE DISGUSTING NATURE OF THE MEAT INDUSTRY WHILE OFFERING ANIMAL FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVES!
>> [_] Anon 849444 Fuck, PETA can't cook turkey for shit... Damn I'm hungry now.
>> [_] Anon 849447 >># Even though I am better than you, I cannot eat you.
>> [_] Anon 849449 TOFU? IN MY THANKSGIVING DINNER?
>> [_] Anon 849456 >># Eh, got rid of the worst of it, at least. http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm141 /bumble-wave/DONTWORRYMAMAWILLFIXIT.jpg
>> [_] Anon 849457 /r/ 34 on dead turkey!!!
>> [_] Anon 849459 >># Yeah, dude tastes horrible. I suppose he'd be more tasty if he'd lay off the asparagus and anchovy pudding. That shit'll make ya stink.
>> [_] Anon 849460 >># it's less likely than you think
>> [_] Anon 849472 >># Dolphins. Certain breeds of cats. Certain birds, including the motherfucking turkey, and certain kinds of rats.
>> [_] Anon 849477 FUCKING LOLOLOLOLOLOL
>> [_] TOO NICE! DYNAKYRIS 849481 WOAAAAAAAAAAOWW THAT IS FRICKIN' HILARIOUS AS ALL HELL!!!! YES. . . . I usually make sure NOTHING'S GESTATING in the eggs before I commit them to my food. . . Mama, you messy ho! Oh, and please send 300 to PeTA for great justice. Thanks. Gahdamnit, after several rounds, I'm not sure if I should abhor it or revel in it. I think it was when I, too, realized it was created by PeTA. Send 300 anyway.
>> [_] Anon 849485 http://avrillavignenude.info/index.php?c =viral&m=index&id=65d2f5f220fece561e6b7ce af44268c2
>> [_] Anon 849488 Peta can have my dinners of any form of animal flesh when they pry it from my cold, dead, hands, and i WILL fight and there WILL be blood. Lots and lots of blood.
>> [_] Anon 849492 Vegans Tsk tsk tsk
>> [_] Anon 849494 LOL VEGETARIANS. What a fucking joke. Vegetarians are some of the most malnourished people on the planet. Fuck PETA. I'll eat my turkey whenever I goddamn please! Also, got a score of 1262. EAT ME!
>> [_] Anon 849497 Vegetables are what food eats.
>> [_] Anon 849499 I say it this way. For every animal they dont eat, im going to eat three.
>> [_] Anon 849500 I lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 849503 I WANT PORN OF THIS SOOO BADLY RIGHT NOW
>> [_] Anon 849505 >># same here. i could have sworn this was just a 'fuck you' to PETA, but damn. this was a lot of fun actually.
>> [_] Anon 849511 >># I don't know if this shit is true or not, but neither do I care. Now I want some fucking dead ass turkey AND a screaming in horror and agony salad.
>> [_] Anon 849537 THIS GAME IS AWESOME.
>> [_] Anon 849544 "Turkeys have no federal legal protections" Why should I care whether my dinner's civil rights were protected?
>> [_] Anon 849545 >People who live with turkeys in animal sanctuaries report that they even have varrying tastes in music FUCK YEAR HEADBANGING WITH MY TURKEYS
>> [_] Anon 849548 I love how the "Mama's had a change of heart" level is so much easier... LOL I WIN A BACKGROUND http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/images/ CM_PETA_MLA_wallpaper_widescreen.jpg
>> [_] Anon 849555 in b4 100 replys
>> [_] Anon 849557 mmm... i think i'll have some turkey for dinner tonight
>> [_] Anon 849569 you know I thought the whole thing was kind of silly, and not particularly entertaining until the eggs started bleeding then it became hilarious
>> [_] Anon 849571 >># HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay but serious I- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR POST.
>> [_] Anon 849575 >># Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful
>> [_] Anon 849576 You know what? For each animal you PETAfags don't eat, I'm eating THREE.
>> [_] Anon 849577 This game is fucking hilarious, I am So putting this on my site. Also, needs sum rule 34 on both cooking-mamas. Also, I wish tofu actually looked delicious like that, in reality it looks like a block of fucking semen.
>> [_] Anon 849578 >># Wow, that joke is as old as the internet.
>> [_] Anon 849579 "Turkeys have unique personalities, just like dogs and cats. Some are social, and some are loners. People who live with turkeys in animal sanctuaries report that they even have varying tastes in music." Turkeys are also so stupid, they will fuck a fake turkey head on a stick, and drown themselves by staring up at the rain with their beaks open.
>> [_] Anon 849582 Lol why do the eggs bleed and have feathers and turkey heads inside? THOSE ARE SOME OLD ASS EGGS! *vomit*
>> [_] Anon 849587 FUCK YES! I UNLOCKED A BONUS WALLPAPER!
>> [_] Anon 849589 /r/ Hooded version.
>> [_] Anon 849602 >># They actually DO have personalities. My teacher had a turkey that they ended up keeping as a pet. After this incident, with the enxt two, their names became "Christmas" and 'Thanksgiving" so the family couldn't get attatched... and then we slaughtered them in class... really humane-like. That aside, PETA is batshit crazy
>> [_] Anon 849614 >># >The only being besides humans that can recognize itself in a mirror is a few types of monkeys. (I think that's right.) My cat recognizes itself in the mirror.
>> [_] Anon 849621 >># my cat used to get pissed at the other cat in the mirror lol
>> [_] Anon 849625 Time to decompile this and make it a gory slaughtering game, and then email it back to Peta... LOLOLOLOL.
>> [_] Anon 849627 I lol'd at the blood coming out of the eggs.
>> [_] Anon 849629 Fucking metal.
>> [_] Anon 849631 >># The meat industry is your friend.
>> [_] Anon 849648 Turkeys will literally stare up at the rain until they down themselves.
>> [_] Anon 849651 That was probably the gayest thing I have wasted more than 5 minutes doing. At first it was kind of funny, but then it got gay.
>> [_] Anon 849657 That. Was. AWESOME.
>> [_] Anon 849659 >># its already full of gore and slaughter, what difference would it make?