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File: chef.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Porn) [_] Anon 3373754 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3373815 holy fucking shit what the fuck
File: Hot Facial.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Porn) [_] hot facial Anon 3216435 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3216437 >># And then I claimed on Accidents Direct and got hundreds of thousands in compensation from my employer. Now I don't have to work again! >> [_] Anon 3216440 >># I'll take the not burned face instead please >> [_] Anon 3216451 >># Jesua, Made even worse by the fact that I experienced a similar incident, except with boiling water, when I was just a toddler. Fortunately it was only my chest and right forearm, and it healed pretty fast miraculously. >> [_] Anon 3216458 This title was fucking glorious >> [_] Anon 3216461 >># I spilled Hot Cup of Soup on my lap when I was little. Ouch. >> [_] Anon 3216462 >># I Hot Soup of lap on my little Cup when I was spilled. Ouch. >> [_] Anon 3216466 >># Did you get third degree burns like I did? That's what I meant by "miraculously". The doctors told my parents I'd need multiple surgeries to fix the damage, but the day of my first scheduled one, I'd healed enough to go home. I sympathize regardless. >> [_] Anon 3216468 >># Hardly. Dang dude >> [_] Anon 3216469 >># somebody once jabbed my balls so hard in school as a joke it ruptured my testicle >> [_] Anon 3216473 >># I'm gonna need some of that miracle blood of yours for my medkit >> [_] Anon 3216475 >># I wish I knew how to utilize it better. I almost died from an aortic aneurysm back in 2013, but I sure did recover quickly after the emergency open heart surgery! >> [_] Anon 3216483 what the fuck is the point of this advert >> [_] Anon 3216488 >># occupational health and safety or how to prevent hazards in workplace? >> [_] Anon 3216496 there are no accidents, just easily preventable incidents >> [_] Anon 3216499 >># are you a qt trap now? :3 >> [_] Anon 3216500 >># >as a joke >> [_] Anon 3216505 We comparing scars then? My entire back is covered in gouges from when I was little. I wandered too close to the bushes near my house, and a raccoon decided to fuck me up. Us being in the boonies, we didn't have proper access to medical facilities, so we went to the doc in town. He bandaged me up, but the scars never fully disappeared. It looks like a fucking connect the dots back there. Long stretches of white scar tissue. Keep in mind, I was like eight when this happened. Not a good time for that sort of shit. Still fucking terrified of rabid animals. >> [_] Anon 3216506 >># that things people call "accidents" could almost universally been avoided if more precaution had been taken. >> [_] Anon 3216514 >># To be fair, that's a perfectly reasonable fear. >> [_] Anon 3216530 thanks leafs >> [_] Anon 3216552 >># My sister was not as lucky as you. >> [_] Anon 3216574 >># HOLY SHIT. I keked harder than I should have.
File: Hot_Facial.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Other) [_] Anon 3047045 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3047047 Uhh... so what is this? Could of posted an explanation. I ain't curious enough to go to that site. >> [_] Anon 3047055 >># Infomercial about workplace safety I'd imagine. >> [_] Anon 3047066 >># Australia has like 10x the amount they have and its more visceral and not as faggy with the introduction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAFd4oL6 o4s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ekaig2p JAo >> [_] = 3047072 >># Basically there's always someone to blame and potentially sue for your own lack of awareness or in situations where it wasn't humanly possible to predict the accident. >> [_] Anon 3047132 >Sous chef >Head chef by next year Get fuckin' real. >> [_] Anon 3047158 Let me just kneel in this hot oil while I try and help you. >> [_] Anon 3047173 >># it was boiling water i think the slipped on grease >> [_] Anon 3047175 >># No, boiling water wouldn't get melt your face off. Maybe the steam would, but that's definetly hot oil/grease. >> [_] Anon 3047180 I like how that guy screams somebody help me as if he was needing help lol >> [_] Anon 3047189 >># she said deep fryer, so it was definetley oil, as well as the fire in the back as she drops the pot was meant to imply oil >> [_] Anon 3047195 I really like when accidents like these happen and they end up fucking up someone's happy life. Fuck that bitch ! She got what she deserved, she knew the risks, fuck her marriage and her boyfriend ! Big fucking deal, you serve meatballs. How about you eat THESE MEATBALLS EH !? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha >> [_] Anon 3047208 >># naaaaiiice >> [_] Anon 3047212 >># Have you considered suicide? Because you really should. >> [_] Anon 3047221 2hot4me >> [_] Anon 3047227 I like this flash because the girl looks just like Anita Sarkeesian. >> [_] Anon 3047252 >># >rewatches >noticed it's true. Now I really like this ad even more.
File: Hot_Facial.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Other) [_] Anon 2689464 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2689466 holy shit >> [_] Anon 2689480 >># yeah, i came too >> [_] Anon 2689481 oh SHIT came buckets, thanks op >> [_] Anon 2689492 Hot facial indeed... >> [_] Anon 2689493 If you can learn anything from that, it's that the stupid bitch was obviously not wearing shoes suitable for commercial kitchen use. There are shoes that won't even slip on spilled cooking oil, very good for kitchens. >> [_] Anon 2689565 >># this restaurants by law have to issue employees with non slip shoes ive worked for 3 different chains and the first thing they give me is a catalog to order my shoe size and uniform. this is meant for people who think jobs with lower pay must be run by fucking monkeys and cant function without a guiding hand which is bullshit >> [_] 2689569 >># Are you serious? All my manager said was "get some non-slip shoes and you're good to go" Which I bought, and still I slip.
File: Hot_Facial.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Hentai) [_] Anon 2604161 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2604169 Two towels. >> [_] Anon 2604177 >># one naked towel >> [_] Anon 2604179 Jeeeeeeeesus Christ. >> [_] Anon 2604186 holy fuck but for real, i pot filled with boiling water wouldnt rotates that fucking fast bitch would get squished by it, but not fucking drowned in it >> [_] Anon 2604187 Seen this aired on tv years ago. Was only played once before it was taken off. fucked me right up tho. >> [_] Anon 2604188 >># >Not checking the floor for spills before moving a fucking boiling pot of water That's what you get for being a stupid bitch. >> [_] Anon 2604193 ayy lmao >> [_] Anon 2604198 >># The message of the video is literally saying accidents can be prevented and you're acting like you're enlightening us about how wymyn are cause of your problems and the accident could have been prevented fucking hell anon you're a special kind of autism. >> [_] Anon 2604210 I kept watching this wondering why this shit doesn't happen all the time and then I remembered that every kitchen i've ever worked in has those rubber mats with the holes. Dumb but I like the gore. >> [_] Anon 2604218 >># Actually it seems like he just suggested a way to prevent the accident that doesn't involve blaming the restaurant for the location of the burners, and I don't see anything in hi post about 'how wymyn are cause of your problems' >> [_] Anon 2604220 Bitch if you knew what was gonna happen, then why'd you do that to yourself?? You just wanted to see how it felt? >> [_] Anon 2604224 >># top kek >> [_] Anon 2604225 It's a pretty strong message, but fucking christ if it isn't effective. Fuck. >> [_] Anon 2604231 >Be me >Be in 6th grade >In Home Economics >Teacher has projector set up >ohboy.jepg >She shows us some oil flames and a really bad 90's-esq video on table manners >Last video >Half asleep, lost all focus. >Hear "I'm a part time chef" >Video plays through >She falls >Oil burns not only her face but our souls >Whole class screams, several girls began crying. On that day, boys became men, girls became woman, and I my Home Economics teacher became a bitch. >> [_] Anon 2604236 >># >showing gore to eleven/twelve year olds Please tell me someone complained and she got her ass fired >> [_] Anon 2604244 >># Nope. As a matter of fact I still think she works there, and she defiantly worked there through my 7th and 8th grade years. >> [_] Anon 2604248 holy shit lol >> [_] Anon 2604278 >># Jesus, you children are such fucking pussies these days. >> [_] Anon 2604279 >># Bro, it's straight /b/-tier gore being shown to children by someone that's supposedly educating them, being a wimp has nothing to do with it >> [_] Anon 2604290 >># 779 Nah man, it's several tiers down from the shock videos they played to kids getting their Drivers Permit when I was growing up ~ Freshman year, so that's two years later, and suddenly blood and literal crash footage of guts scattered all over highways and bodies tied around barrier posts and shit. Now that shit left an impression. >> [_] Anon 2604295 >># I remember the crash vids, good times. That's when I figured out I had a resistance to looking at edgy fucked up shit, while everyone else whimpered and looked away. >> [_] Anon 2604302 >># The only bad part is when someone catches you staring at it they tell everyone you are a freak and then you get ridiculed and called a serial killer. It also didn't help I listened to metal and had long hair >> [_] Anon 2604303 >># Nah I wasn't that edgy, and I didn't stare, just watched. I did have a good laugh with my m8s during lunch though, nobody else was eating. >> [_] Anon 2604313 >># >># That ain't water, it's oil. Hot frying oil. >> [_] Anon 2604316 >># Well I don't mean staring intently I mean just watching without being squeamish and turning away >> [_] Anon 2604325 >># >># I didn't take a drivers ed course because when I was 14 I was riding in the car with my mom on a highway late one night and all of a sudden a half naked man ran out onto the street in front of us as we were going about 60-70mph and he flipped onto our car and came crashing through the windshield dead. That was the most scarring thing in my life and I didn't get my permit till 21 and my license until I was 23. Having a dead body laying on you really leaves impressions >> [_] Anon 2604346 >># >># fucking canadian psa's >> [_] Anon 2604351 That actress scream was great. I hope she gets other scream rolls. >> [_] Anon 2604362 >># I hope it's porn related.
File: Hot_Facial.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Other) [_] Anon 2559178 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2559183 Whose fault are they saying it is? If there are no accidents it was someones fault. >> [_] Anon 2559185 >># She just said, they never should have left the grease over there, so whomever left the grease over there is at fault. >> [_] Anon 2559188 >Head chef in a year fake and gay >> [_] Anon 2559190 >># These shock commercials are so weak. It's like shitty modern horror movies; you fucking know what's happening next. >> [_] Anon 2559194 >># To be fair though this kinda shit does happen in real life. I used to work at Mc Shits on the over night crew and one of the grill ladies was filling up one of the fryers with oil. Well she was stupid (And even she admits it) but she wasn't wearing her face mask and ended up dropping a glob of oil in that caused a large splash back onto her face. She was in the hospital for weeks and had to have skin graphs onto her face. Shit was scary yo >> [_] Anon 2559198 came >> [_] Anon 2559216 >># Actually friend she said "but really I should have cleaned up the grease over there" but then she said "They should have never put the deep fryer so close..." >> [_] Anon 2559266 >># nigger, it's a skin 'graft'. because they fucking graft skin from you leg or ass onto the damaged area. why the fuck would you need a skin graph? goddamn >> [_] Anon 2559279 >># HOLY FUCK someone posted because they are mad at someone who isnt that anon >> [_] Anon 2559289 >># hot facial... that's my kind of humor OP >> [_] Anon 2559297 >># I have no idea what you are trying to say >> [_] Anon 2559341 >># when you first watched one of this series, did you expect it? i didnt. >> [_] Anon 2559343 if she couldnt take the heat she should have gotten out of the kitchen >> [_] Anon 2559361 that scream made me laugh so damn hard everyone probably gave her props when the shoot was over lol
File: Hot_Facial.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Other) [_] Anon 2528007 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2528016 ahahahah dude dont even >> [_] Anon 2528019 why the hell would someone make this >> [_] Anon 2528020 very hot >> [_] Anon 2528022 I don't want to watch this again. That blood curdling scream is too much. >> [_] Anon 2528031 I saw the kitchen, knew where this was going, felt mortified at the scream, then laughed when I read the filename a second time >> [_] Anon 2528036 i guess you could say her goose was cooked >> [_] Anon 2528080 >># YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH >> [_] Anon 2528086 >># Can't really verify but In a previous thread where this was posted, a Canada-bro said this was a Canadian service announcement type of deal. Basically a "Hey, you, as the employee, are just as responsible to make sure this kind of shit doesn't happen, as your managers." Guess it was some sort of... thing.. at one point up north. >> [_] Anon 2528095 holy shit man. >> [_] Anon 2528103 >># Goddamnit Canada. I'm assuming that the people who made this are the same people who made the "Rape Whistle" PSA. >> [_] Anon 2528107 My culinary teacher actually showed us this in class. lol >> [_] Anon 2528114 I dunno why the stupid bitch was taking the grease away in the middle of the day, you're supposed to do that shit when you clean up at the end of the night >> [_] Anon 2528116 our grease bucket was on wheels and really wide so it was basically impossible to tip over >> [_] Anon 2528132 lol the trauma. thank you sir for waking me up with a blood curdling scream. >> [_] Anon 2528135 as someone who works in a kitchen, I honestly don't see how she could have not noticed something large enough to make you slip in no-slip shoes, you gotta be aware of that shit all the time >> [_] Anon 2528139 Picking up and pot while there is hot contents in it... durrr hurrr- rule number one of not to do >> [_] Anon 2528145 At least the bitch died where she belonged, in the kitchen... >> [_] Anon 2528152 >># >women belonging in a professional kitchen lolno >> [_] Anon 2528179 >># It still is. One features a talking nail, who is sticking out of a pallet, complaining about not being replaced. Then someone gets stabbed in the head when they lean down and back up again to pick something up. >> [_] Anon 2528187 lol this is so fake
File: chef.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Porn) [_] Anon 2519458 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] INeedACigarette 2519486 Dude i work in a fucking restaurant This shit is gonna give me nightmares >> [_] Anon 2519502 >># lol >> [_] Anon 2519507 >Hot_Facial.swf >> [_] Anon 2519513 >># Me too. This really freaks me out, even though we don't deal with grease. >> [_] Anon 2519518 my fav is still the one where the woman is talking to the camera from in a car and suddenly gets fucking t-boned >> [_] fuckbitchesgetwaffles 2519519 >># This should happen on an episode of Iron Chef >># Fucking gold >> [_] Anon 2519522 So what was the deal of this commercial? That there are no accidents, only workplace safety fuck ups? >> [_] Anon 2519536 >># no, its that you never think that accidents are going to happen (duh, thats why they're called accidents). So take preventative measures before accidents happen. >> [_] Anon 2519538 well why was she transporting wicked hot liquids in the first place? >> [_] Anon 2519541 >># Actually if you bothered to read the website, it says everything is preventable >At the WSIB, we believe that everyone from the part-time student to the CEO needs to take personal responsibility for keeping themselves and their workplaces healthy and safe. When you’re educated and aware, all injuries are preventable. There really are no accidents. >> [_] Anon 2519547 >># >need to work safe >spend half the time checking everything >need to work fast >dont check everything >> [_] Anon 2519548 Love that logic; you chose it because it happened >> [_] Tomo:That Canadian guy with the porns and the streaming !ALxfxYDG9M 2519554 >># I love living in canada. this shit used to play on primetime TV alongside a bunch of equally fucked up commercials. >> [_] Tomo:That Canadian guy with the porns and the streaming !ALxfxYDG9M 2519557 >># because that shit happens in restaurant environments. >> [_] Anon 2519559 >># There should be a fine line. I ain't gettin burned by shit. >> [_] Anon 2519564 >># It's important to find a balance between the two. I used to work in a garage cutting metal on big machinery, and every time I would use our lathe, I would take every precaution and check everything thrice. My boss would always tell me I was going to slow, but I never went faster than I was comfortable with. Ever since I saw that picture of a guy ripped nearly in half on one of those since his sleeve got snagged, I have been terrified of those things. >> [_] Anon 2519567 >># think about it; the internet may've saved your life >> [_] Anon 2519568 >># God bless you 4chan >> [_] fuckbitchesgetwaffles 2519570 >># God bless us everyone >> [_] Anon 2519584 >Not cleaning up grease or a spill the fucking moment it touches the ground ad creators confirmed for never going anywhere near a job at a factory, professional kitchen, medical place, military or anywhere ease that demands some damn code of keep >> [_] Anon 2519586 oh so now its the victims fault? typical victim blaming shitlords tell the FLOOR not to MAKE HER SLIP fucking DISGUSTING the patriarchy refuses to take responsibility! >> [_] Anon 2519590 >># 10/10 >> [_] Anon 2519593 >carrying hot grease in the first place >not wearing the standard no-slip shoes that companies make poor people buy >> [_] Anon 2519599 in my place it is standard policy that nothing larger than your average teapot may be carried around unless empty. content has to be filled into transportation box (which can be closed) before moving. definitely not all, but THIS accident could be prevented. >> [_] Anon 2519600 >># You can still slip with no slips >> [_] Anon 2519606 This is garbage. I had the same scenario. Carrying a big pot of boiling water and slipped on a ticket that fell to the floor, good thing I let my fucking foot go into the splits and slammed my knee into the tile floor breaking the damn tile and bruising my knee. The pot? Still steady in my hands just atg a lower elevation. >> [_] Anon 2519613 Oh fuck. I thought that shit was safer than my job, but I guess not quite. Only major thing I can think of at my job in the last decade is someone losing three toes. >> [_] Anon 2519657 >># By definition you can't >> [_] Pencil 2519667 >># >># omg my dick exploded with happiness when i seen her wriggling and screaming in pain. that's how i like my women. always getting burned and screaming in pain. >> [_] Anon 2519668 I found really really satisfying the fact that the girl looks like Anita Sarkeesian
File: chef.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Other) [_] Anon 2452714 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2452718 Dumb cunt got what she deserved, >> [_] Anon 2452731 >># I'd still fuck the shit out of her though... >> [_] Anon 2452757 Is that Anita? >> [_] Anon 2452768 FUCKING CANADA >> [_] Anon 2452772 I actually know someone this happened to. Burned 2/3 of his upper body. Pretty horrific. >> [_] Anon 2452774 whoopsy daisy >> [_] Anon 2452778 >scruffyeatingchips.gif they should have paid me more. >> [_] Anon 2452806 >># pics or it didn't happen m8 >> [_] Anon 2452810 >># i have burned 42% of my whole skin, pretty horrific, lol >> [_] Anon 2452815 >># If you're covered in scars you can get the best pussy of your life by fucking women who have a fetish for that shit. Source: Was injured in a gas station explosion. >> [_] Anon 2452819 >># dude these scars are like tatoos, but instead... more awesome! Source: My grandpa accidently put me on fire >> [_] Anon 2452822 WHy the fuck did you post this? >> [_] Anon 2452828 so subtle >> [_] Anon 2452836 >># >accidently >> [_] Anon 2452840 >># How the actual fuck do they determine you have burned 42%? >> [_] Anon 2452842 Wait, what is the purpose of this? What message are they trying to get across? Because I don't understand. >> [_] Anon 2452848 >># Well yes, I was wondering how the doctors come up with that number. It's just oddly specific. >> [_] Anon 2452849 >># >># well when u live in germany, medical technology is by far high developed enough to determine that, i mean its actually kind of easy >> [_] Anon 2452851 >># They're advertising that skipping little safety violations at workplaces isn't always nothing and you can still get seriously hurt >> [_] Anon 2452855 >># Well, obviously. People need to be careful in jobs like that. >> [_] Anon 2452858 >># id rather hold boiling grease close to the ground than up to my face >> [_] Anon 2452859 >># I'd rather toolbox than switch >> [_] Anon 2452860 >># Is his name Hanako and is he a girl? >> [_] Anon 2452862 >># LOL >> [_] Anon 2452870 >># hahahaha no i was actually the guy who posted a pic of himself with his scars some time ago on /ksg/ >> [_] Anon 2452872 >># Honk >> [_] Anon 2452879 Nice job guys. Culinary school in the fall here and that just made me want to forever die. >> [_] Anon 2452880 >># please do so >> [_] Anon 2452907 >># >There are no accidents >> [_] Anon 2452915 The name of this file is supposed to be Hot Facial. Damn kids, renaming things these days.
File: chef.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Other) [_] Anon 2441604 >> [_] Anon 2441619 what da fuq >> [_] Anon 2441629 Someone should make a MLG remake out of this >> [_] Anon 2441630 >># NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG >># GAYFAG GAYFAG GAYFAG >> [_] Anon 2441632 >># git out summerfag >> [_] Anon 2441634 >># It's summer, go out and do something summerfag. >> [_] Anon 2441639 >># My school made us watch all of these. >> [_] Anon 2441641 >># There's more? Oh boy, time to look this up. >> [_] Anon 2441642 That's what you get for sending a woman to do a man's job. >> [_] Anon 2441645 >># Yeah, there's one about a ladder, one about a welder, one about some guy getting electrocuted and I think there's more. >> [_] Anon 2441646 >># now thats fucked up... >> [_] Anon 2441648 >># something fucked up on 4chan, omg this must be such a new thing here.... >> [_] Anon 2441650 >># nah im not new to kind of these thing,i have always encounter it... >> [_] Anon 2441651 >># It's soon to become a trademark. >> [_] Anon 2441660 >># Is this new content? >> [_] Anon 2441670 >># yes, this is one of my fetishes. >> [_] Anon 2441672 bitch watch your fucking feet >> [_] Anon 2441677 >># That's not even close to what grease burns look like >> [_] Anon 2441678 >># how dare someone mention it, we have to be all dark sithlords of teh underworld known as /b/ amirite??? fucking moralfags!!! if only they were as metal as us O.O \m/ >> [_] Anon 2441679 >not wearing no slip shoes, as per the standard >not getting someone to help you lift the vat of grease >leaving a vat of grease out long enough to collect to that level >leaving an open flame on near a vat of grease >leaving an open flame on EVER She was asking for it. >> [_] Anon 2441686 >># stupid people breaking safety rules and then complaining about it. >> [_] John Moses Browning 2441728 >># >># this >> [_] Anon 2441785 >># I mean, I'm certainly enjoying it.
File: Hot Facial.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Other) [_] Anon 2306726 Needs more [P] >> [_] Anon 2306791 yeah she really should have cleaned that grease. and bought better anti-slip shoes. >> [_] Anon 2306797 >># I agree. This really could've been prevented with proper safety precautions. >> [_] Anon 2306799 >># man how do you even trip like that you would really REALLY want to do it and at least at the restaurant where i worked at the only food that would melt your fucking face like that would be anything we had been frying in oil, not a fucking pan of soup. >> [_] Anon 2306807 It's like you guys have never held something heavy and then slipped on slippery stuff before >> [_] Anon 2306816 PSA commercials are great. >> [_] Anon 2306820 >># i've done that several times, also in a kitchen setting every single time i've fallen into the pan, not backwards, because the weight is in front of me, not behind me >> [_] Anon 2306834 >># my job consists of pushing and moving heavy things while on ice i've only fallen twice in four years >> [_] Anon 2306869 >># >># I guess that leaves one explanation: she's a woman >> [_] Anon 2306879 Thanks Obama! >> [_] Anon 2306884 kitchen floors are fucking slippery at restaurants. why would someone be expected to carry a vat of hot oil across the kitchen like that anyway >> [_] Anon 2306899 >># I'd actually slipped just like that when something in front of me was dangerous. I tried so hard to stay away from it if anything happened to it and yet I just tossed on myself. That said, I'm a fucking retard, so maybe she's one too. >> [_] Anon 2306902 This is why you don't heat the oil before putting in the fryer. >> [_] Anon 2306903 >># >Need to empty deep fryer >Grab giant pot >Dump old grease into pot >Carry vat of hot oil across kitchen somewhere safe for it to exist or dump That's a fairly routine task. >> [_] Anon 2306909 >># hanako_origin_story.swf >> [_] Anon 2306913 i would like to point out she was wearing a ring well cooking, so not food safe. >> [_] Anon 2306918 >># well yeah she a woman she doesn't know better >> [_] Anon 2306922 >># very true >> [_] Anon 2306949 these fucking Canadian ads, they start nice and somehow become dark very fast. Just take this one and the rape whistle ad. >> [_] Anon 2306950 >># Wasn't a pan of soup, it was the oil. >> [_] Anon 2306954 I laughed really hard at first and then the screaming wouldn't stop. Was kinda chilling. >> [_] Anon 2306966 >># If she was leaning backwards to hold the weight, then she couldn't handle the weight and shouldn't have picked it up by herself.
File: Hot Facial.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Porn) [_] Too hot Anon 2299564 >> [_] Anon 2299569 FUCK YOU, IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE AND ITS FUCKING SCARRING >> [_] Anon 2299571 She is hot though >> [_] Anon 2299578 Canadian safety commercials are scary as shit >> [_] Anon 2299584 She will be fine I hear they have great healthcare in Canada ....well she could always come to they US for treatment..... yeah nm she is fucked >> [_] Anon 2299587 10/10 would cum again >> [_] Anon 2299591 lol they could scrape that shit off her face and make a special weekend only bacon salad
File: Hot Facial.swf-(1.21 MB, 320x239, Porn) [_] Too hot Anon 2279941 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2279953 Hanako is the best girl. >> [_] Anon 2279956 >># The one who spilt the grease is doing god's work >> [_] Anon 2279980 HOOOOOOOOLLYYY SHIIIT dat scream tho >> [_] Anon 2279983 >># Or maybe they shouldn't keep hot oil in a big fucking pot like that and tell this woman (who doesn't look like she has that much upper body strength) to lug this HUGE VAT OF BOILING OIL when there's a shit ton of variables. Honestly, has that shit ever even happened? >> [_] Anon 2279984 >># didn't mean to respond >> [_] Anon 2279985 oh your crazy kanuks >> [_] Anon 2279988 >># It's not oil. It's hot water. She slipped on the grease. I've been a chef for ten years, and the burns on my arms will attest to the fact that boiling fat burns MUCH worse than that. >> [_] Anon 2280012 Clearly, she shouldn't have left her fiancee's kitchen. >> [_] Anon 2280021 ...well... >isynpo has >> [_] Anon 2280025 >># As things are in my country, if she worked here and ever complained about her upper body strength and huge vats full of cooking stuff, there would be 95% chance she would be fired for "inadaptation to the workplace/work tasks". Us working class have to take it and be quiet about it if we want to keep our badly payed jobs, because if we get fired ... not even offering to work in the fields for free will get us a job ... that's how bad it is over here. >> [_] Anon 2280026 >># I've met some chefs that have some pretty fucked up stories. Wanna throw some down? >> [_] Anon 2280040 >># bump for interest >> [_] Anon 2280046 >># My ex worked in a mcdonalds and said she saw someone trip and land their arm in the frier >> [_] Anon 2280050 >># Well that story beat my expectations. >> [_] Anon 2280051 >># My gf makes the same noise when I finish on her face >> [_] Anon 2280054 >># kek >> [_] Anon 2280100 line cook for locally owned good restaurant here, i saw something like this happen, girl got third degree burns on her face when she leaned against a freezer with wheels next to the deep fryer, she fell over and put her hand to catch her self right in the fryer, and she splashed it all over her face. shes permanently scarred but still kinda hot >> [_] Anon 2280103 >># >Never worked in a kitchen Heavy lifting is part of the job. >> [_] Anon 2280107 I worked in the back of a grocery store deli that did significant mass-production for cold case, self-serve hot bar, pizza bar, and prepackaged meals. We shared a huge walk-in oven with the bakery (Not SUPPOSED to walk in, but it was floor to ceiling). To bake things, we had racks that were taller than most people that you stacked baking sheets onto. One time, an older mexican woman who worked there was pulling the cart out, and some trays slid off of it and hit her in the face. It left a burn for a month or so, but I don't know if it permanently scarred her. >> [_] Anon 2280111 havent laughed this hard in a while. thanks op >> [_] Anon 2280118 Dude, fuck burns. In fact, fuck permanent things, generally. >> [_] Anon 2280119 >># yeah like tattoos and getting your teeth knocked out in fights and 4chan >> [_] Anon 2280139 >># In my country, she would have sued for damages and got enough money for a new face, and to quit working for her entire life. >> [_] Anon 2280142 I'm on a Work Health and Safety committee as an employee / union rep and this ad is a fucking crock of shit. "I should have cleaned up the grease." is Master & Servant personal responsibility shit. It is more: "My bosses' inflicted work culture is so fucked, we a) don't have time to clean up grease spills, b) there is no culture of preventative safety, c) if I bitched about needing 5 minutes to clean a grease spill I'd be fired." "And they shouldn't have put the whatever so close to the whatever." Again: this is about work culture and job design by the boss. There are no accidents: there is daily class war against workers by bosses. >> [_] Anon 2280148 >># Yep. I work in a restraunt currently. During the dinner/rush hours there IS no time for cleaning up because there isnt really anyone with specifically that job classification. Everyone switches between what we currently need at any given momment. If you spill something, it has to wait. This is just a way for business to try to put the blame on the worker rather than the business. >> [_] Anon 2280150 >># I think that's what the commercial was implying, take a look at their website too and you'll see they're talking about enforcing workplace conditions and stuff. >> [_] Anon 2280151 >># Because strangely their ad is 100% about "personal responsibility." >> [_] Anon 2280152 >># lol, she would have got enough money to live multiple lifetimes. >> [_] Anon 2280157 >># Pretty sure it doesn't HAVE to wait, at least if the are complying with health and safety laws. Cleaning up as you go is something even household cooks do. >> [_] Anon 2280159 >># yeah but friar greese won't even harm you if you get out of it fast enough. I've spent a good 3 years of my life working in fast food. It's the friar greese hitting you in the face or popping out that hurts the most. Or god forbid, when your patty grill decides to cum in your face, I've lost so many pairs of glasses it's not even funny. >> [_] Anon 2280160 >># That's just the main character's point of view, which is purposely expressed in a way that shows how employees often make things their personal responsibilities when we the viewer recognize that the mess could have and should have been avoided through competent management. >> [_] Anon 2280164 >># >># Is this America? I live in Australia and it's pretty easy to enforce almost everything mentioned here. >> [_] Anon 2280166 I used to work at a Coldstone Creamery and a local pizza place and I've actually seen some weird shit. I saw someone break their fingers with a batch freezer once and also caught two girls scissoring in the walk-in cooler. >> [_] Anon 2280185 >># I bet she tastes like bacon >> [_] Anon 2280189 >># Please tell me you fucked them.
/ > /show/ > Thread 2318 Age: 394.61d Health: 0% Posters: 1 Posts: 1 Replies: 0 Files: 1+2 >> Anon 7138 More inside http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfThpHGtD fY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ekaig2pJ Ao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgnAcVf-p nE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jLGkmOVt nI#t=33s [IMG] Hot Facial.swf (1.22 MiB) 320x239, Uncompressed. 916 frames, 29.93 fps (00:31). Ver6, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: Yes.
File: Prevent it burn.swf-(1.21 MB, Other) [_] Anon 1993916 Public Television Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1993918 What is this an advertisement for >> [_] Anon 1993919 Oh god. We need more of this. >> [_] Anon 1993922 MAKE IT A FETISH >> [_] Anon 1993923 I've been burned by oil before, it's a lot worse than fire or water burns. Oil doesn't lose heat as quickly as fire or water, so it keeps burning. >> [_] Anon 1993926 >># Yeah, this. What the fuck? This is going to give children nightmares... and me... >> [_] Anon 1993927 ahahah~ >> [_] Anon 1993932 mmmmhh... crispy >> [_] Anon 1993933 >l'm going to marry... Oldest deathflag ever >> [_] Anon 1993939 >># reminds me of the latest game of thrones >> [_] Anon 1993941 >># FUCK YOU >> [_] Anon 1993943 >># and i was just about to watch it too AS LONG AS THE MIDGET IS STILL ALIVE ITS OK WITH ME >> [_] Anon 1993945 Jesus christ, man. Like... What the FUCK? That was jarring. >> [_] Anon 1993946 >># She said >Who I won't be marrying this weekend because... >> [_] Anon 1993947 >># good thing you didnt read the books >> [_] Anon 1993950 >># ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THE MIDGET IS GOING TO DIE FUCK YOU MAN DINKLAGE IS THE BEST THING ABOUT IT >> [_] Anon 1993952 That's the power of Pine-Sol baby. >> [_] Anon 1993953 NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE >> [_] Anon 1993954 >># no pretty sure Tyrion (the midget) hasn't died, anon is just messing with you >> [_] Anon 1993957 i still say she did it on purpose to avoid the bounds of marriage >> [_] Anon 1993958 >># 10/10 reply >> [_] Anon 1993985 So close to the what!? >> [_] Anon 1993990 jesus christ how horrifying >> [_] Anon 1993994 THAT............ WAS........... AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> [_] Anon 1993997 Ausfag here. We had this shitty scare ad first. >> [_] Anon 1994001 >># m8 those thingss are pretty shocking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfThpHGtD fY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ekaig2pJ Ao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgnAcVf-p nE >> [_] Anon 1994002 >># >Not posting superior version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bwvXJJtO WI >> [_] Anon 1994009 >Final Destination >> [_] Anon 1994012 YOU HAD ONE JOB >> [_] Anon 1994015 and so Freddy Krueger was born >> [_] Anon 1994017 Jesus, you retarded fags. These aren't "ads" these are goddamn shock induced disaster prevention clips made by certain NGOs or governments to inform the general public about certain points of interest. >> [_] Anon 1994018 >># she said that and I was expecting her to start about texting and driving >> [_] Anon 1994024 >># we fucking know you dolt >> [_] Tomo:Canadian porn bro of /co/ !TOMOXeus5M 1994025 >># I remember these things used to air on goddamn YTV. a fucking KIDS channel. canadian commercials are hardcore. >> [_] Anon 1994026 >># you mean a PSA? >> [_] Anon 1994030 we need more OSHA commercials like this. >># rofl!!! >> [_] Anon 1994034 How is this even a reasonable ad >workplace accidents are the fault of the person injured Why is it her fault specifically that the grease wasn't cleaned It could have been anybodies responsibility in the kitchen to deal with that >> [_] Tomo:Canadian porn bro of /co/ !TOMOXeus5M 1994037 >># no, she lists off the reasons she's about to have the accident. it's not that it's her fault specifically, it's the fault of the people who caused the unsafe environment. >> [_] Anon 1994052 Public Television. Where you cant say fuck pussy or dick But you can show a guilt commercial involving someone being brutally greased burned. >> [_] Tomo:Canadian porn bro of /co/ !TOMOXeus5M 1994057 >># you should see the other one. one features a guy getting blown the fuck up and thrown off the 4th story of a construction site one features a person being electrocuted, with cuts to the horrific burns and another one features a guy getting crushed to death by poles in a warehouse >> [_] Anon 1994061 BITCH GOT FRIED AWW YEAAH >> [_] Tomo:Canadian porn bro of /co/ !TOMOXeus5M 1994064 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1H vI >> [_] Anon 1994066 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jLGkmOVt nI THERES BEEN AN ACCIDENT! >> [_] Anon 1994075 it was an inside job.. >> [_] Anon 1994077 Fuck. >> [_] Anon 1994086 Needless to say, Her fiance went on a business trip and never returned. >> [_] Anon 1994094 >># there's also one where the guys hand gets caught on a conveyer belt and it gets flattened like a pancake
/ > /show/ > Thread 1118 Age: 202.9d Health: 0% Posters: 3 Posts: 3 Replies: 2 Files: 1+2 >> Anon 3676 Don't hold back, girl [IMG] Hot Facial.swf (1.22 MiB) 320x239, Uncompressed. 916 frames, 29.93 fps (00:31). Ver6, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: Yes. >> Anon 3683 sssssshhhhhhiiiit son that was hot >> Anon 3763 Dumb bitch, pot win :3
File[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [?] For You, Princess Wiki Anon 1266468 >> [_] Anon 1266470 I came >> [_] Anon 1266475 Yummy. >> [_] Â 1266485 i saw this once before and it still creeps me out because it seems so real >> [_] Anon 1266493 tbh her scream was just SO realistic! lol is this a commercial? because it seems too graphic! and wts is this even implying? to clean shit up off the floor? >> [_] Anon 1266495 >># Oh! they're saying that the reason she didn't get any money out of this is because it was HER fault, and it wasn't an accident! yea this makes sense now >> [_] Anon 1266499 >># exactly. women need to stay in the fucking kitchen >> [_] Anon 1266524 >># but she was in the kitchen >> [_] Anon 1266526 i see what u did thar >> [_] Anon 1266528 CANADA, FUCK YEAH And yes, this is an actual commercial that plays up here. >> [_] Anon 1266541 >># no it was for workplace safety on about 3-4 years ago >> [_] Anon 1266550 that what she gets for trying to leave the kitchen >> [_] Anon 1266555 your not meant to wear jewellery when cooking >> [_] Dickwheels !QzpVEBvJwU 1266562 >># >># Agreed, this shit is creepy. D: >> [_] Anon 1266602 This thred is so full of undrageB&.
File[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [H] Fighting the Touhou! Anon 1241354 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1241356 I came >> [_] Anon 1241357 i came too >> [_] Anon 1241364 what do we learn from this.. women dont talk that much... go get me a sandwich instead. she´d be fine now. >> [_] MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 1241367 Thanks OP, I come on kitchen. She boil at penis. >> [_] Anon 1241368 who the fuck falls like that anyway? I mean how in the fuck do you fall backwards like that carrying a bigass pot in the front? Bitch should have fallen forward >> [_] Anon 1241370 >># I take it that you never had to walk on a slippery surface say like a greasy floor, or on ice before have you? >> [_] Anon 1241371 o you and your puns. >> [_] Anon 1241372 i loled >> [_] Anon 1241386 DAT FUCKIN' FACE BRO >> [_] Anon 1241388 Holy fuck i lol'd so hard >> [_] Anon 1241407 well....it aint a lie >> [_] Anon 1241409 hotfacial.swf win >> [_] Anon 1241416 The other videos in this series are awesome too. >> [_] Anon 1241431 And who the fuck puts water this hot in kitchen? >> [_] Anon 1241447 >># thats not water >> [_] Anon 1241449 not as good as the Canadian domestic violence videos imo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTeOz7rs gE >> [_] Anon 1241483 >># got to agree with this one. She would've been more likely to get a concussion/burns from smashing her face into the pot. Second, unless the bitch instantaneously put both feet on the grease at the same time, she should've kinda skidded. In my case, I have done similar shit and dropped it on my foot. >> [_] Anon 1241495 Full compilation of "Accident" videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1H vI
File[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [H] Anon 1193386 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1193390 Lol >> [_] Anon 1193391 Old as fuck >> [_] Anon 1193394 Lol Canadian commercials ftw. >> [_] Anon 1193417 they make sure this shit dosn't happen in Mcdonals, who were the losers who ran this places >> [_] Anon 1193431 serves that jappin' slut right >> [_] Anon 1193473 whoa, that was nasty! >> [_] Anon 1193488 exactly that happened when i came the first time on my girlfriends face >> [_] Anon 1193496 >># how do they make sure? >> [_] Anon 1193529 >># they make the floors out of velcro and make you wear socks >> [_] Anon 1193565 I see what you did there. Fucking awesome joke.
File[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [H] Repost of a repost of a repost Anon 1188711 Getting tired of all these underage faggots and their shitty, unoriginal and obvious trap posts. Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1188712 You are part of the problem. >> [_] Anon 1188713 >># It's cool, I got off anyway. That chick screaming made me cum so hard. >> [_] Anon 1188714 >># If I didn't post an actual trap flash with that, then nobody would listen and everyone would be going hurr durr anal pained derp de hurr So I at least went for a pun instead of WHERE DA HOOD AT LOL NIGGERS AM I COOL YET >> [_] Anon 1188717 I lol'd >> [_] Anon 1188822 lol hot facial i get it lol >> [_] Anon 1188828 Jesus fucking christ >> [_] Anon 1188833 take it all bitch >> [_] Anon 1188835 it just gets better and better everytime i watch it >> [_] Anon 1188857 I'm hard as rock. >> [_] Anon 1188862 at first i was horrified but then i reread the title and epic lulz ensued. >> [_] Anon 1188867 >># same here
File[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [?] /r/ inside Anon 1145703 im trying to find this version of the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC6AjkJU7 hY if anyone has/finds it...could they upload or point me in its direction Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1145704 HNNNNNNGGGHHH!! I came. >> [_] Anon 1145707 My stomach turns every time I see this. what a FUCKING EFFECTIVE commercial. >> [_] Anon 1145708 thx op so gud i came everywhere >> [_] Anon 1145716 still no dice on the song huh? >> [_] Anon 1145719 LOL Canada... forgetting about anti-slip mats. >> [_] OP HERE Anon 1145722 sucks that rapidshare dont work....would of been able to find it there i think... >> [_] Anon 1145725 Canada has a history of nice, family friendly safety commercials. I remember one in particular about domestic abuse, with a guy at a restaurant pinning a woman to a table and pouring hot coffee on her face with similar reactions to this video. They play this shit at any old time too, after all, Little Timmy really needs to learn about the dangers of the workplace during his episode of Sesame Street. >> [_] Anon 1145728 >># A little kid sees a picture of Big Bird only to hear horrible screams and a lady's face all fucked up. Horrible times, childhood. Horrible times... >> [_] LORD HATCLOCK !/h8Bacondc 1145738 THat bitch got what was coming to her. >> [_] Semaj 1145739 I loled >> [_] Anon 1145745 SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >> [_] Anon 1145746 So they decided to boil a bucket of jizz. Wow, hot facial indeed. >> [_] Anon 1145753 Oh that silly clumsy lady. >> [_] Anon 1145775 At first I kind of was bothered by this commercial, but then I watched it again and realized the girl is one of those stuck up 'OH I'M SO GOD DAMN GOOD! I don't need anyone but my rich fiance! Look at this rock, I'm about to get a promotion... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!' Stupid cunt. >> [_] Anon 1145823 well i guarantee that he's callin off the wedding. But i still love you horribly disfigured cook lady, as long as you give it to me whenever i want. >> [_] Anon 1145915 i fukken lold >> [_] Anon 1145919 Canada has the best PSAs >> [_] Anon 1145942 You now realize this is the same girl that burnt her face with coffee in another commercial. >> [_] Anon 1145956 >># You could say it's.. Super Effective. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
File[prevent it.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [J] Need help finding "WHAT DO WE DOOOOOO?" Anon 1142631 Anybody remember that one flash video of the 3 guys getting on the man-train, and they end up using some sort of glue instead of lube and get stuck together and the wimpy one cries "WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOOOOOOO??" Can someone post that one again? Sorry, I didn't end up saving it earlier. Much appreciated if you do. Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1142635 I'm pretty sure this actor only plays burn victims. The other commercial she was in, she got hot coffee thrown into her face, and she started screaming on the ground, in the exact same way >> [_] Anon 1142638 >># LMFAO >> [_] Anon 1142640 >># It's one of those obscure typecast actors. Only plays burn victims >> [_] Anon 1142642 btw, this is a series of canuck PSA's. A group of 5 can be seen here: http://www.noob.us/entertainment/canadia ns-take-work-safety-seriously/ would encode into a flash, but I'm fucking lazy, bitches. btw, someone suggest an xbawkz game for me to play tonight. I got a shit load but none of them interest me at this point. >> [_] Anon 1142648 Can we stop talking about these old prevent-it videos? Let's try finding that "WHAT DO WE DOOOOOO??" video, hm? >> [_] Anon 1142677 >># The gay buttsecks one? I think I have it. >> [_] Anon 1142680 >># Yes, with three guys and one of them ripping their hand off of the butt of another. Literally. >> [_] Anon 1142688 >># Well that's odd. It says the file is too large, even though I got it from here. >> [_] Anon 1142701 This video always makes me laugh. It makes me feel kind of bad. >> [_] Anon 1142710 SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >> [_] Anon 1142715 This is supposed to be >Hot Facial.swf I am disappoint >> [_] montreal !hEpdoZ.tHU 1142723 I see nothing wrong with this video. Woman dies in her natural habitat, the kitchen. The way nature intended. >> [_] Anon 1142730 you cant prevent accidents. that's why they are called accidents. >> [_] Anon 1142759 http://swfchan.com/9/44874/?What+do+we+d ooooo~~~.swf There >> [_] Anon 1142773 Canadian PSAs > USA PSAs >> [_] Anon 1142780 >># wear a haz-mat suit... oh what now bitch >> [_] Anon 1142781 >># They're called accidents to indicate that the harm inflicted was not deliberate, actually. Nice try, though. >> [_] Anon 1142792 omfg i scared D: >> [_] Anon 1142806 stupid cunt, if she can forsee her accident, why the fuck did she let it happen? >> [_] Anon 1142809 >># Cassandra complex. :| >> [_] Anon 1142810 What I want to know is how she picked up that fucking 20gal pot of water by herself. Shit would weigh like 150lbs. >> [_] Anon 1142811 >># Actually it would be 161.6 lbs. >> [_] Anon 1142816 fuckin` lul'd >> [_] Anon 1142832 I'm so confused. Drunk driving, I can understand. Playing on the railroad tracks? Definitely. Drug overdose, smoking, even something as vague as peer pressure, I can get my head around. But making a give-kids-nightmares PSA about just being careful? Are they just looking for an excuse to make people cringe? >> [_] Anon 1142835 >># In Canada we don't fuck around. We want to let everyone know that if you aren't watching out and you slip and fall (there's ice everywhere) then it's your own damn fault and you can go fuck yourself. >> [_] Anon 1142845 LOOOOOOOOOOL stupid ass bitch >> [_] Anon 1142853 Chef wearing a ring in the food preparation area. Kermit_hmm.jpg
File[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [H] oh canada Anon 1114513 :) Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1114520 that was awesome, great detailing in the graphics, and i really believed she fell >> [_] Anon 1114522 uh lolwut? >> [_] Anon 1114540 That is hot. You can really see it in her eyes that she liked it. >> [_] Anon 1114542 Screamer >> [_] Anon 1114543 that's the smartest file name ive seen in a while >> [_] Anon 1114547 Goodness...that actually scared me a little. >> [_] Anon 1114558 Every time I hear that scream. I want to fap furiously to it. Mmmph. >> [_] NameFag 1114593 >># I love puns too. So, a seal walks into a club... >> [_] Anon 1114601 who the fuck doesn't have the common sense to drop a pot full of boiling 'whatever' when you sense yourself falling? or do Canadians just have no innate sense of self preservation? >> [_] Anon 1114603 HOLY FUCKSICLES >> [_] Anon 1114605 >># And nobody in a job like that actually moves fucking oil that's that hot in the middle of the fucking day. Stupid cunt, not even good enough to be in the kitchen, you deserve to be burned. >> [_] Anon 1114609 I remember seeing this as part of my job search studies class in college, as im a Canadafag. It's an ad for the OHS (occupational health and safety) or WSIB (workers safety insurance board) theres another one where this chick is on a ladder changing a lightbulb and she falls off and smashes through a display case. Equally as epic. Will reply again with the link. >> [_] Anon 1114610 here it is http://www.flixya.com/video/510251/www.p revent-it.ca_WSIB_Retail_Spot >> [_] Anon 1114625 >># That wasn't a pot of oil, it was a pot of water. The deep fryer was across from it, and some of the oil had spilled on the floor. >># Seems more like she ended up slipping under the pot, anyway. Self preservation is one thing, reaction time and not expecting to slip on oil is another thing altogether. >> [_] Anon 1114635 bahahahaha. SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >> [_] Anon 1114640 >># 2nd >> [_] Anon 1114649 lol >> [_] Anon 1114652 Even if you "dropped it", it could land on your legs, potentially breaking them and having a chance of it spilling in her direction. Or something like that. >> [_] Anon 1114654 At first when I saw it on youtube I was horrified...Then I started rewatching the part where she slips. Then I added sound effects. Then it was HILARIOUS. >> [_] Anon 1114669 canadians can see the future? holy jesus. >> [_] Anon 1114672 >># Yes, but they are powerless to change it. It's kind of a curse. >> [_] Anon 1114708 you all watched this and though it wasn't enough? jesus christ people >> [_] te-kun 1114711 Germans make better work safety videos!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSWGsIkwa OEt
File[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [?] /r/ inside Anon 1099547 Looking for the DDR Stamp On The Ground flash that was posted early this morning... Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1099550 >Hot Facial I C WUT U DID THERE >> [_] Anon 1099588 lol >> [_] Anon 1099594 I actually know someone who was in a similar accident. Recovery was not pretty. >> [_] Anon 1099612 ;_; >> [_] Anon 1099614 DEAR GOD WHY!?!? >> [_] Anon 1099648 >># >># That scream is nightmare fuel, ain't it? >> [_] Anon 1099656 >># You mean the lube for my fapping? Yes. >> [_] Anon 1099659 i came >> [_] Anon 1099664 >># >># OMG! u gais r liek soooooo xtrem! r u gais hxc in rl 2? >> [_] Anon 1099666 Those Canadians and their fucked up PSA. >> [_] Anon 1099670 >># That wasn't on the air very long, sadly. >> [_] Anon 1099726 >># what part was to much? the screens or the face melting?
File[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [H] Anon 1081923 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1081928 I came >> [_] Anon 1081936 >># I lol'd. >> [_] Anon 1081939 >># >># I conquered. >> [_] Anon 1081945 ...I came again >> [_] Anon 1081946 >># I lol'd again. >> [_] Anon 1081948 Came buckets. >> [_] Anon 1081951 dude. best fucking scream EVER >> [_] Anon 1081954 Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fa... oh shit! ... >.> <.< FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP! >> [_] Anon 1081959 Hot facial indeed. >> [_] Anon 1081990 I see what you did there... >> [_] Anon 1081992 i am Canadian and I approve this message >> [_] Anon 1081999 Looked like as if she just seen the Ark of the Covenant. >> [_] Sage01 1082005 lold and baaaawd then approved of this message >> [_] Anon 1082020 I thought it was Dexter for a minute. >> [_] Anon 1082022 >># haha classic >> [_] Anon 1082024 so if it's your own fault for not keeping your prep area clean, why should we have to watch your stupid ass on tv? >> [_] Anon 1082027 isn't there a whole series of these commercials? >> [_] Sage01 1082030 >># link coming up hold on......... >> [_] Sage01 1082033 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epRRoabZc Gg also fucking noko always forget it doesn't work here just like spoiler tags outside of co anime mecca and a few others >> [_] Anon 1082048 Damn, that sure was hot. >> [_] Anon 1082050 What fucking kitchen wouldn't clean up a spill on the floor? This looks like natural selection at work >> [_] Anon 1082055 My guess is that no one told her, or anyone, that they had spilled shit. >> [_] Anon 1082056 lul @ facemelt >> [_] Anon 1082058 Could have been far worse. At least she wasn't outside of the kitchen. >> [_] Anon 1082063 >># Anon speaks the truth. >> [_] Anon 1082065 >># g-g-g-ggggoooodddlllliiiikkkeeee >> [_] Anon 1082081 THAT'S THE POWER OF PINE SOL BABY >> [_] Anon 1082116 I came hot grease all over the place. >> [_] Alan Shore !De..W0m.u. 1082122 THAT'S ONE HOT FACIAL Saw it coming miles away, was ready to say "now that's one hot facial" ever since it started loading >:3 >> [_] Anon 1082132 >># Banal meme-like, you mean. See y'all in the 'so ronery' threads. >> [_] nyan !91iMi6CIYI 1082144 thats why i carry my boiling cauldrons over the shoulder... like a man >> [_] Anon 1082146 lol huge ass pot. >> [_] Anon 1082176 Just slap a bandaid on it and walk it off, you fucking pussy. Fucking women and their maternity leave. >> [_] Anon 1082177 When she screams, I pinch my nipples so hard. UGHHH FUCK YES!!!!! >> [_] Anon 1082180 I came. I saw. I came. >> [_] Anon 1082187 This is the first time I've clicked on something on /f/ that was actually what the title said it was. That was indeed...a hot facial.
File[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1055088 liek >> [_] Anon 1055089 I fapped. And came. >> [_] Anon 1055090 oh FUCK YEA >> [_] Anon 1055099 FUCKING. OWNED. >> [_] Anon 1055100 O.O >> [_] Anon 1055101 i came >> [_] Pockys !!+3BqvXdT3Fi 1055104 came buckets >> [_] Anon 1055112 She's so hot, man. >> [_] Anon 1055171 so hot >> [_] Anon 1055177 She WAS hot >> [_] Anon 1055198 Ouch... >> [_] Anon 1055242 Canada, where great commercial are made. >> [_] Anon 1055261 EPIC FUCKING WIN >> [_] Anon 1055273 lol'd >> [_] Anon 1055288 starting cumming buckets, but then decided to start cumming pots... of hot grease... she seems to have liked it >> [_] Anon 1055289 it's a shame that you couldnt get away with that in america :(
File[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [H] Anon 1041028 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Play Outside Anon 1041030 I came. >> [_] Anon 1041037 yep. dat scream >> [_] Anon 1041060 fapfapfap >> [_] Anon 1041070 that was...heart breaking. i've been away for too long for this to affect me >> [_] Anon 1041093 i came buckets >> [_] Anon 1041096 DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT. OH WAIT DON'T OH SHIT >> [_] Anon 1041112 >># I fucking lol'd. >> [_] Sig 1041124 Internet... I've been here too long >> [_] Anon 1041136 thx 4 bringing back a classic >> [_] Anon 1041142 Much win is found in this. >> [_] Anon 1041170 They're making service announcements about how every accident is our fault now? Who sponsored this, life insurance companies? >> [_] Anon 1041176 >># You're so American, you shit lawsuits. >> [_] Nitro !410GX6h0iw 1041178 This is how we do PSA's in Canada. They're not informative so much as they scare the hell out of you. >> [_] Anon 1041181 >># well yes, accidents are usually the fault of the moron at the centre of it. take some fucking responsibility for your own lives douchecunts >> [_] Anon 1041208 A "Fatal Accident" 1) I Lol'd 2) Get a frikking brain bitch. 3)Thanks for teh old classic 4)Accident=You Fucking dip=Anhero/ine >> [_] Anon 1041241 >># Watch out boys, we got us an ITG. >> [_] Anon 1041242 Don't worry, everyone, there really are no accidents!
File :[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [H] Anon 1003893 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1003895 oh, you. >> [_] Anon 1003896 farken 'elle >> [_] The Mighty Meatslinger !!EidhEtY/lXA 1003900 Clever, OP. I think I actually enjoyed that more than what I expected, to be honest. There's something about watching disasters happen. >> [_] Anon 1003901 jesus fucking christ this is awesome >> [_] some dude 1003902 damn you canada >> [_] Anon 1003903 wait... what was the point of that again? *watches it again* mmmmmmm-nope still didn't sink in yet >> [_] Anon 1003908 It catches you offguard even the second time around >> [_] CatsOnMarz 1003913 GOD I HATED THIS THING... Thanks for reminding me, dick! D:< >> [_] Anon 1003914 Fap fap fap fap !... ...Fap fap fap >> [_] Anon 1003928 "It's a big accident!" Indeed. >> [_] Anon 1003931 >># hah. I fucking LOL'd at this video. Good shit. >> [_] Anon 1004008 I came. >> [_] Anon 1004011 Haha, now she can't get married! >> [_] Anon 1004012 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH I was screaming as well. Fuck canada. >> [_] Anon 1004018 >># >># Pussies. >> [_] Anon 1004034 cute >> [_] =[_] 1004039 O: nice scream! I work in a kitchen, I spilled a whole deepfryer onmyself. U put the hot oil in a big metal pot and clean the fryer itself. when I was going to pour the oil back in the top; one handle slipped, then the other. Hot oil all everywhere, BUT I didn't get horribly burned and mangled (2 1st degree burns & 1 2nd degree burn the size of a quarter on my foot) because I didn't let it get all over me. I got the fuck outta the way. Moral of the story: if ur gonna fall like that and let it get allover your face you deserve it. fucking woman lol >> [_] Anon 1004075 >># i just wanted to write something like that. every not completely drunken person would throw the top away. >> [_] Anon 1004103 lewl that was haaawt >> [_] Anon 1004105 >># >># Because, as we all know, there are few moments in our lives where we are more finely in control of our body positioning than when our feet have shot out from under us and we are briefly airborne. tl;dr: ITGs talk trash and invite hubris into their lives. >> [_] Airbus A330 Anon 1004106 I flew into that one. (See, I can do inappropiate humour, too.) >> [_] Anon 1004108 >># Addendum: Not that they comprehend the word "hubris." Or "addendum," for that matter. >> [_] =[_] 1004120 >># bitch deserved it. she's a fucking suchef, y'know they sell antislip shoes in canada? I would know. Not only do I live in da north eh, I own a pair. I can DANCE on oil spills with those bad boys on. Figure she woulda herdof "shoes for crews" I was flying meters through the air and I managed to get the hell outta the way of the quad so it wouldn't run me the fuck over. Some ppl got it, some ppl dont. It's called natural selection. If people like you and her can't get the fuck outta the way, well.. it's what you get i guess. 's all I'm sayin >> [_] Anon 1004124 >># >I was flying meters through the air and I managed to get the hell outta the way of the quad so it wouldn't run me the fuck over. OH NO, WHERE WERE YOUR AMAZIN SHOES? >> [_] Anon 1004125 >># i love you <3 >> [_] Anon 1004140 >># I suspect that the use of appropriate safety gear is part of the message of this ad campaign. As for the rest - just keep trash talking. You'll get yours. >> [_] Anon 1004142 >># I don't think you comprehend the word hubris. >> [_] Anon 1004148 >># Hubris: The pride which goeth before the fall - all the more appropriate here. >> [_] Anon 1004155 >># >and invite hubris into their lives. They're not inviting hubris into their lives, they already have hubris. >> [_] Anon 1004159 i lold >> [_] Anon 1004179 this commercial always scared the shit out of me >> [_] Anon 1004182 What was this about again? >> [_] Anon 1004205 Maybe if the stupid bitch bothered to wait for it to cool down... Oh wait, it's a woman we are trusting to do that job. >> [_] Anon 1004234 >># he accidentaly the whoole deepfrier
File :[chef.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [?] /r/ window girl and the like Anon 977918 please? Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Flerple Derp 977954 >># why would you post that? its fucked up majorly. she's a good actor though, those screams are pretty realistic >> [_] Anon 977960 FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU— DAMNIT ANON I JUST WOKE UP >> [_] Anon 977962 >># Same >> [_] Anon 977980 ..............LMAO!!!!! >> [_] Anon 978054 Countries that are serious fucked up: 1. Japan (when aren't they?) 2. Canada (they made this ad) 3. America (Fuck yeah!) >> [_] Anon 978103 >># http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JKRV3LLL i just found it
File :[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [H] hawt Anon 959524 canadians are weird Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 959534 I see wat you did there >> [_] Anon 959535 what . . the . . .fuck . . . >> [_] Anon 959538 lmao >> [_] Anon 959539 What was the guy doing there? See, this is what happens when men are in the kitchen, even with the women! >> [_] Anon 959540 i remember seeing this before. yeah, that's fucked up shit. >> [_] Anon 959541 I love this commercial I still can't knowingly watch it to the end though. Her scream always catches me off guard. The one with the black construction worker is much better since it's silent. >> [_] Anon 959545 so like what stop accidents? wtf what? >> [_] Anon 959546 My semen does the same thing to women. It's like... really hot, and stuff. >> [_] Anon 959551 >># No, men are way better chefs then women >> [_] Anon 959555 Those fucking screams get to you.. they make it seem so real >> [_] Anon 959558 loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool >> [_] There are five actually Bob 959560 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1H vI >> [_] Anon 959564 i died a lil inside D: >> [_] Anon 959570 >># From a design standpoint, these commercials are good. They shock you, and bring your attention to something. Doesn't change the fact that they bother me. >> [_] Anon 959617 i love you for making this joke >> [_] Anon 959621 >># :/ >> [_] Anon 959622 What. The. Fu...oh I get it. It was hot and on her face. Terrible. >> [_] Anon 959636 i picked my feet off the floor when i heard the scream :( >> [_] Anon 959638 What the fuck are all you newfag pussies bellyaching about? I came. Buckets. >> [_] Anon 959648 she was pretty >> [_] Anon 959657 I'm always confused by this video. As a chef, I can't possibly think why she would be carrying such a large pot of water anywheres else. >> [_] Anon 959666 >># >>As a chef, I can't possibly think why she would be carrying such a large pot of water anywheres else. >>can't possibly think why she would be carrying such a large pot of water anywhere >>carrying such a large pot of water anywhere >>pot of water >>water >> [_] Anon 959668 I CAME >> [_] Anon 959669 Is it wrong that I came to that? >> [_] Anon 959689 The first if these that I ever saw, I only saw once. I guess maybe they thought that a guy talking to his boss about the unsafe work conditions while impaled by multiple large gauge steel rods was over the top. >> [_] Anon 959692 I came right before she screamed. Fuck. >> [_] Anon 959694 >># I say they didn't go far enough! >> [_] Anon 959704 Canada always takes the cheerful approach to safety issues. Piece of trivia you didn't know or care about: In America, train whistles play a major chord to make people feel happy and positive about trains, but in Canada they play a minor chord to tell people "if you stand in front of this thing you will die and leave a horribly mangled corpse." >> [_] Anon 959706 Obvious flaccid flash is obvious >> [_] Anon 959716 ~YOU NEVER FUCKING READ~ >>>1. All uploaded files should be uniquely Japanese (pertain to Japanese culture). "Run of the mill" content is to be had elsewhere.<<< 2. Posting retail Flash files or Flash exploits is prohibited. 3. The tagging of uploaded files is mandatory. Improperly tagged items may be removed without notice. Abuse of the tagging system may result in temporary ban. 4. If your file is to be tagged as "[?] Other", re-examine the first rule before submission. ~YOU NEVER FUCKING READ~ >> [_] Anon 959719 >># O, hai, you must be new here. >> [_] Glaciod !!FIKs9rk6k0M 959731 >># LOL! Rules. 4chan. >> [_] Anon 959745 I love these commercials. I don't see them any more :( >> [_] Anon 959748 >># I think the decency junta nixed them on account of frail sensibilities and a lack of perspective. >> [_] Anon 959751 OH GOD THAT'S MY PHOBIA >> [_] Anon 959754 I loled, but then I felt bad >> [_] Anon 959782 >From a design standpoint, these commercials are good. They shock you, and bring your attention to something. Except for the fact that it doesn't take long for the shock to wear off and the lulz to set in. The internet is a grand thing, eh? >> [_] Anon 959794 >># It may come as a surprise to you that the majority of people actually never get to the point of laughing at third degree facial burns, whether they're real or not. >> [_] Anon 959796 >># This is /f/, more commonly known as /b/-lite He has an e-peen to protect so he can totally look cool to his totally cool internet friends >> [_] NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 959814 im still not grasping the concept here. is it promoting a more concious work enviroment? or that everyone is responsible? or is it just shock? >> [_] Anon 959815 I. Laughed. My. Fucking. Ass. Off... >> [_] Anon 959816 >># All of the above. The message of the ad campaign was that workplace safety is everybody's concern, and that there are no 'minor' safety problems when the shit hits the fan. The ads were designed to grab your attention by the curlies and twist: "Listen up - this could be you." >> [_] NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 959818 >># ah. thank you. >> [_] Anon 959830 Woo! Go Canada! We can't make a TV series or movie worth half a damn, but we sure can make commercials! >> [_] Anon 959835 >># You're joking, right? >> [_] Anon 959839 >># nope. Keep in mind I don't like "good" movies though. And yeah, the beachcombers was awesome, you're right. >> [_] Anon 959849 thats fucked!
File :[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [?] Anon 881697 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 881708 I CAME >> [_] Anon 881718 >Hot Facial >Hot DOHOHOHOHOHO >> [_] Anon 881729 this vid seriously makes me weary in kitchens, even at home. >> [_] Anon 881736 lmfao >> [_] Anon 881738 >># Hoooooo dooo hooo hoooo >> [_] Anon 881739 I'd accidently a pot of boiling water >> [_] Anon 881744 Fapfapfapfapfap...oh shi-...fapfapfap >> [_] Anon 881750 always makes me cringe >> [_] Anon 881755 hello canada >> [_] Anon 881757 >># Sup. >> [_] Anon 881780 that bitch shouldve invested in some non slip shoes. >> [_] Anon 881814 ...I'm sorry, should I feel bad about this? Smug bitch will learn to stay in the ki- ooops my bad! >> [_] Anon 881837 I lol'd. >> [_] Anon 881840 Woulda been more shocking if they didn't show her face. >> [_] Anon 881846 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >> [_] ELITE_eNergizer !!w+YYprkfB8X 881870 I was really shocked when I heard her screaming because I had headphones on and I didn't even pay attention to what she was talking about really. But after that, I just bursted laughing XD >> [_] anon-thony666 881871 FAIL >> [_] wut Anon 881877 >># accidentally what? >> [_] Anon 881879 Brix have been shat. >> [_] Anon 881882 >># die plz >> [_] Anon 881884 >># lurk moar
File :[Hot Facial.swf] - (1.21 MB) [_] [?] this seems nice Anon 874793 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 874795 i fucking lol'd >> [_] Anon 874796 i raff'd? i rose? >> [_] Anon 874802 ew.. >> [_] Anon 874805 Sizzlin'. >> [_] Anon 874813 Whoa. >> [_] Anon 874824 >hot facial DOHOHOHO >> [_] I\O Port 874841 Nice. >> [_] Anon 874851 Thats a canadian commercial too. >> [_] Anon 874856 :c >> [_] Anon 874873 D: >> [_] Anon 874878 i came >> [_] Anon 874879 lol'd >> [_] Anon 874882 I remember seeing his on tv a while ago. Gave me fucking goosebumps when she screams. >> [_] Anon 874887 How does one save this file? >> [_] Anon 874900 Dumb bitch. Should have paid attention. >> [_] Anon 874925 >># thatsthejoke.jpg Don't wanna get burned? Clean up the kitchen. >> [_] Turtletron !t0of944Ftw 874928 Awesome scream >> [_] Vyse 874932 now the people have to wait for there food longer >> [_] Anon 874937 I cringed... >> [_] Anon 874942 I didn't watch it all the way the first time and only saw the burned face I thought it was a little kid. I liked it better that way >> [_] AnonymousPrime !/RDa1B/y1o 874946 Check please! >> [_] Anon 874965 i fuckin lold. >> [_] Anon 874968 I am sad for the floor... :c >> [_] Anon 874986 that bitch almost ruined the food, serves her right! >> [_] Anon 874991 fuck her and fuck her previously perfect life. i'm glad. >> [_] Anon 875075 Bitches should stay in kitchen but she should not stay in kitching but she is a bitch and bitches stay in kitchensFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU >> [_] Anon 875078 LOL'D >> [_] Anon 875081 >># i lol'd >> [_] Anon 875083 That commercial always makes me flinch D: She tells you it's coming, but it's like a jack in the box, always finishes right before you expect it >.> >> [_] Anon 875085 Ha ha, oh wow. Part of me wants to cringe, but the other part just says "lol bad acting" and moves on. >> [_] Anon 875087 I keep watching it it's wrong and addicting >> [_] Anon 875088 Well that was a nice start of my morning... >> [_] Anon 875091 holy fuck lol |
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