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[_] [?] FINISH HIM Anon 924026 FATALITY! CHRISTIANITY WINS! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 924027 inb4 50 replies
>> [_] Anon 924041 Well, shit. brb, church
>> [_] Anon 924049 where does abiogenisis state that any inorganic matter can spontaneously become life? what happened to RNA spending millions of years self-organizing, becoming the first informational catalyst?
>> [_] Anon 924052 >># Y'all niggas postin' in a troll thread.
>> [_] Anon 924054 LRN 2 SCIENCE CHRISTIANS! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. OH WAIT, CHRISTIANITY.
>> [_] Anon 924055 fuck that shit. i'm not going to come to the realisation ever.
>> [_] Anon 924056 wow that shit was dumb holy fuck
>> [_] Anon 924058 Damn it Christianity, you argue the theory evolution with... peanutbutter?
>> [_] Anon 924060 AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>> [_] Anon 924067 Uh we DID find "new life" in peanut butter before. Remember the fucking salmonella peanut butter outbreak? jesus goddamn fuck ass fuck
>> [_] Anon 924069 there is new life in every jar but it is not on the top and we eat it before it can reproduce.
>> [_] Anon 924073 fucking hell. I'm a christian and this is the shit I have to put up with. Evolution is fucking possible. Fuck. These people give us bad names.
>> [_] Anon 924076 dumbasses the banana clearly eliminates all possibility of evolution
>> [_] Anon 924085 >># peanut butter and banana sandwiches are delicious and therefore must be proof of god and his love
>> [_] Anon 924088 >># I'm a fellow embarrassed Christian.
>> [_] Anon 924093 >># Thirded. Lawd.
>> [_] Anon 924108 >># >># When I pick on religion more viciously than usual, my christian (well episcopal) girlfriend occasionally points out that MOST christians are NOT these nut jobs, nor do they think like them. Most christians, I think, are capable of separating reality from scripture, and using it as advice. However, these morons have hijacked the public face of the church, so maybe, if christians allow them to represent them, then they do deserve to be ridiculed after all . ...
>> [_] Anon 924117 Fresh peanut butter jars make great alternatives for a Fleshlight.. so in a way, some people could find "new life" inside their fresh peanut butter jars. ;D
>> [_] Anon 924122 My peanut butter is moldy :(
>> [_] Anon 924124 BULL SHIT, THEN EXPLAIN HOW R UNIVERSE WAS MADE. AND I MEAN FROM THE GROUND!!!
>> [_] Anon 924125 >># God made it you dumb ass! lololololololol
>> [_] Anon 924127 Jesus Christ. What does abiogenesis have to do with evolution, this has to be a joke there are too many things wrong with this for it to even be half serious.
>> [_] Anon 924130 god dammit i want a peanut butter and jelly sandwiche
>> [_] The Mighty Meatslinger !!EidhEtY/lXA 924131 Lol, these idiots are essentially taking the route: "I've thrown hundreds of cars off cliffs and never once has one turned into a Ferrari." Well duh, dumpshit. If you threw a car hard enough off a tall enough cliff and added the FUCKING NUCLEAR POWERS OF THE FUCKING COSMOS, there's actually, believe it or not, a slight chance that it'll come out as a lawnmower, or something that resembles one in both form and function. I'll admit, I believe there could be some form of higher intelligence that created the world, but never anything like The Sims, or Spore, where every facet of reality is lovingly placed. Don't you think that somebody as intelligent as God would have used a form of "chaos machine" to derive what would be the universe, and then made minor adjustments as necessary? What's to say that God couldn't use evolution as a tool to shape the world, when he doesn't want to babysit it for ten thousand millenia? Hard-line creationists like this make me want to vomit.
>> [_] Anon 924132 I JUST SAID TO EXPLAIN IT FROM THE "GROUND UP" TO WHICH U JUST FAILED TO DO, SO U GET NOTHING!!! BEHOLE THE WINNER: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang
>> [_] Anon 924137 it would feel so nice to watch them all die slowly
>> [_] Anon 924143 Oh gosh they found it out guys, its over, we can all go back to being religious nuts.
>> [_] Anon 924144 Haha, this whole video reminds me of when one of those dumb fucks try to respond to a post with some passionate paragraph of bullshit, only to realize after posting that it had nothing to do to the post they responded to.
>> [_] Anon 924149 Religion... Basically, jerk off into a handbook and tell all your friends it's the writings of god. Try to get as many people to believe you so you can laugh at them. Tell close friends about the joke so you can laugh with someone. That's religion in a nutshell. Call it an ancient /b/.
>> [_] Anon 924152 >># You don't need this sort of thing to be embarrassed: you're Christian.
>> [_] Anon 924156 how about you keep this shit outta /f/ i dont come here for shit like this. I come here for shit like this:>>#
>> [_] Anon 924164 Did they ever check vegemite?
>> [_] Anon 924168 Jesus made peanut butter, not science, so Jesus is bigger then science. As simple as that. what now, atheist? You will burn in peanutbutterless hell while good christians will enjoy their peanut butter in heaven.
>> [_] Anon 924180 microscopic life is a little hard to spot visually without some form of science device
>> [_] Anon 924187 Hyuk hyuk
>> [_] Anon 924193 This clip is a lie. I find new life in my PB jars every other Thursday.
>> [_] Anon 924195 /r/ sauce for this video.
>> [_] Anon 924203 stupid Christians don't know the rules of general relativity.
>> [_] Anon 924211 This thread is so full of fail.
>> [_] Ghost !twDoOM./j6 924213 I want to murder every single christian in the world someday i will someday i will rid the world of it's plague. And i will be a hero
>> [_] Anon 924230 the pope forbids eating peanut butter because it is alive
>> [_] Anon 924251 /f/ will be amused to know that I flicked off a creationist museum SUV that was driving like a douchebag on I-71 coming home from Cincinnati.
>> [_] Anon 924264 lol, jars of NIGGERS cant create life.
>> [_] Anon 924273 thats it guys.. unless we find a mutated fetus in penutbutter jar there is no evolution.
>> [_] Anon 924294 ... :p Dumb as shit. Trying to prove something wrong with peanut butter. What the fuck :p God damned fucktard AAAAAAAAA! I DONT WANNA LIVE ANY MORE NOW! ~jump out window~ ... :p
>> [_] Anon 924295 "but we never find new life inside unless an outside source contaminates it" Yes that's how evolution works, much how Newton's Third Law impacts matter. But by their flawed logic, the above arguement would serve more to dispute Creationism than anything else. Oh, nothing out of thin air? Then Creationism doesn't exist. Case Closed.
>> [_] Anon 924305 i like how this guy says we conduct billions of experiments a year and find no new life. that's hilarious! half my cheeses are moldy and just last month I had to throw away a box of cereal swarming with maggots
>> [_] Anon 924312 their retarded if they think this.
>> [_] Anon 924313 Fundamentalists are such yummy people, too bad cannibalism makes u dumb
>> [_] Anon 924326 Yeah, hi. Going to be oddly serious on 4chan for once. I'm a Christian, and this is a load of shit. I believe science supports my faith in a creator in that scientists, namely some biologist dude who's name escapes me, have found that there are certain cells within our body that could not have evolved into the way they work currently. Meaning, they are only useful the way they are now, and if they were not built in such a way, they would not work and would therefore be useless to the rest of the body/other cells. Here's one example.
>> [_] Anon 924329 >># There's a commonly seen cell that basically has a "tail" at the end of it, powered by a system similar to that of a rotary motor. Such a design would not be able to function correctly if all the pieces were not there in the first place - meaning, the "tail" that propelled the cell forward would not work at all. In such instances, you can then assume that there was no way that the cell 'evolved' into the way it is now, as there would be no use for any previous stage of the "design", and because the "motor" attached to the base of the "tail" would have been useless without all the parts. Basically, it's like the cell supports some kind of grand mechanic, some sort of creator.
>> [_] Anon 924330 >># Now, I'm far from anything resembling an expert on the subject, and I'm sure I slipped up somewhere in my explanation, and this is 4chan so I'm going to be trolled pretty hard, but, the basic idea is pretty much that there are certain cells, from the ones in our body to single-celled organisms, that support the idea of a creator. Does this mean I don't believe in evolution? Fuck no. Does this mean that Christianity is the one true religion? GOD fucking no. It's just simple evidence to support a creator. Anyway, I'm going to stop now. The old white guy in this shitty flash can shove his mis-begotten ideals right up his ass. Hopefully, he'll die before anyone listens to him seriously of something like a Viagra overdose as he tries to fuck a ten-year-old boy.
>> [_] Anon 924331 Oh fuck I was just intellectually checkmated!
>> [_] Anon 924344 1 time i open penut better and dere was life
>> [_] Anon 924365 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDUIwUbkF Zs It's ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 924368 Awe fuck it, I didn't even want to fucking watch this. I watched it. LOL'D. MY. FUCKING. ASS. OFF. Although the idea that there are people out there, tons of people really, who are uneducated enough to actually believe this is a valid refutation of science makes me rage a bit inside, this is just too fucking funny.
>> [_] Anon 924369 >># more like 1 time i opened the peanutbutter jar and there was light 2 time i opened the peanutbutter jar and there was sky 3 time i opened the peanutbutter jar and there were land and sea 4 time i opened the peanutbutter jar and there was day and night 5 time i opened the peanutbutter jar and there were sea creatures and birds 6 time i opened the peanutbutter jar and there was man on 7 time i rested
>> [_] Anon 924382 >># Umm, yeah. That magical 'tail' is called a flagella and is one of, if not the most common form of movment seen in single cell organisims. If your biologist friend can't work out how such a thing could've formed from basic parts o the cell then he should hand in his labcoat and give up now.

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[_] [?] Anon 901132 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 901133 wtf
>> [_] Anon 901134 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 901142 facepalm.jpg
>> [_] Anon 901150 Christian logic is an oxymoron
>> [_] Anon 901155 well i for one am convinced. brb, converting to christianity
>> [_] Anon 901162 WELL SHIT...AND HERE I WAS BASING MY ENTIRE LIFE ON THE IDEA THAT THERE'S LIFE IN PENUT BUTTER, BUT THOSE CHRISTIANS ARE JUST TOO DAMN SMART. PACK IT IN SCIENTISTS, IT'S ALL OVER. WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT. LET THE CHRISTIANS HANDLE THE WORLD.
>> [_] Anon 901164 BACTERIA YOU DUMB FUCKS
>> [_] Anon 901167 Also, large difference between the energy when pastuerized vs the energy from a lightning strike... Why the fuck am I even bothering.....
>> [_] Anon 901169 Not to go on a huge christian-bashing spree or anything... but honestly, christians, you CAN see where the bouts of RAGE comes from, right?
>> [_] Anon 901171 peanut butter in a jar = primordial soup struck by lightning.
>> [_] Anon 901194 >># Yes. and you would totally be able to just look at the PB and tell that there is new life.
>> [_] Anon 901199 Analysis, Mr. Spock. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
>> [_] Anon 901203 Leave peanut butter for thousands of years and you will get a new life form. Why don't you try this experiment first, creationists, huh?
>> [_] Anon 901209 Hey buddy, guess what? thoes micro organisims you see, like mold? thats new life right there idiot
>> [_] Anon 901211 >># Uh, please, don't think that I support his argument, but he's saying that mold is a life from outside of a jar...
>> [_] Anon 901226 JESUS PEANUT BUTTER CHRIST MAYBE IF I STICK MY PENIS IN THE PEANUT BUTTER, I WILL CREATE NEW LIFE.
>> [_] Anon 901231 >># LETS DO IT TOGETHER, SWEET ANONYMOUS!
>> [_] Druqs !7WVrmDruqs 901232 Christians: Trollin themselves and you for thousands of years.
>> [_] Anon 901236 irl troll
>> [_] Anon 901241 everybody knows that all matter begins as peanut butter
>> [_] Anon 901248 Evolution doesn't say how life started. It says that life changes to adapt to it's environment. Anyone who raises and breed any kind of animal, or anyone that works with medicine should know this.
>> [_] Druqs !7WVrmDruqs 901280 Where is the original video. I must buy this for the lulz.
>> [_] Anon 901283 Holy fucking shit that argument made total sense to me, I mean, if you think about it, he's right. You DON'T see new life in peanut butter because, oh fuck I can't do this with a straight face. IT'S FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER!
>> [_] Anon 901294 So the Christfags have finally disproved spontaneous generation. Maybe in a couple hundred years they can move on the Lamarckism.
>> [_] Anon 901304 Im really having a lot of trouble not FUCKING RAGING HERE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !rHhmqKbuP2 901310 Zounds, a topic on religion discussed by the most -rational- board on 4chan, /f/! SURELY THIS WON'T BE A WASTE OF TIME!
>> [_] Anon 901337 dammit i used to love eating peanut butter entirely on the basis i could be consuming a new life...thanks for ruining another thing i love...bastards
>> [_] Anon 901360 (real science = mind blowing sorcery) this shit ain't peanut butter: http://www.siu.edu/~protocell/ http://www.siu.edu/~protocell/photos.htm http://www.daviddarling.info/encyclopedi a/P/protocell.html http://protocells.lanl.gov/ http://exploringorigins.org/protocells.h tml
>> [_] Anon 901367 you have five cookies. jeff takes six of your cookies. holy fuck that's impossible! math is disproven!
>> [_] Anon 901370 >># and who are you arguing against
>> [_] Anon 901429 I was really hoping there'd be a hood inside the peanut butter jar.
>> [_] Anon 901441 HAY! You got your god in my penut butter
>> [_] Anon 901444 Ambiogenesis =/= Evolution
>> [_] Anon 901451 holy fuck, here i was wasting my life hoping i would find a new kitten when i opened a jar.

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[_] [?] The Atheist's worst nightmare... peanut butter Anon 882910
>> [_] Anon 882915 OMG MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE. The Creationists where right all along! brb church
>> [_] Anon 882922 WE CAME FROM PEANUT BUTTER!!!!
>> [_] Anon 882932 if evoluiton existed we wouldn't have the food industry! we would all starve!
>> [_] Anon 882935 MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!
>> [_] Anon 882938 Because peanut butter is the churning heat and carbon chaos of the earth's primordial oceans. Also, not talking about evolution. Spontaneous generation of life =/= natural selection.
>> [_] Anon 882939 The funny thing is that the first take of that peanut butter bit they did the seal had come loose in shipping and he opened it up to a fat ass piece of mold. Lawl.
>> [_] Anon 882941 pwned lol I believe that the mixture of god and evolution took place in the creation of the planet. God made specific elements to interact so we are made. Easy. Simple. Proven scientific fact mixed with historic fact =D
>> [_] Anon 882942 everyone knows life started when some guy named god went back in time and spagged in the primodial ooze
>> [_] Anon 882943 >># Agreed. Also, where's the electricity?
>> [_] Anon 882946 So by this logic, we should never be able to turn inorganic matter into living matter in a controlled and sanitized environment (without a breach). Which, reliably, we have done for quite awhile now. I'm sorry, now I'm just feeding the silliness, I'll stop and just let you guys troll up /f/.
>> [_] Anon 882947 EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
>> [_] Anon 882948 something tells me that isn't a real engineer, hmmm
>> [_] Anon 882955 Creationism. The world's best trolls.
>> [_] Anon 882963 Brb going to kill myself. This just dropped my IQ to low to live...
>> [_] Anon 882965 It surprises me that so many people have no understanding whatsoever of Evolution. People also make the mistake of confusing Evolution and Abiogenesis. Put simply, Evolution explains the diversity of life, not the origin of life. Also, macro and micro Evolution are the same damn thing. The only people that make a distinction are creationist retards.
>> [_] Anon 882967 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMh0IusHw MA
>> [_] Anon 882972 >># LOL I was waiting for that to happen.
>> [_] Anon 882976 Yes. Stupid people with access to television broadcasting are an atheist's worst nightmare.
>> [_] Anon 882982 >># This is a stupid argument. This is like saying, the mysterious actions of which cause thine apple to falleth to thee ground is Satan. It neither contradict thy church, nor history, Satan being the fallen angel, and encouraging others to fall to the depths of hell with him. Easy. Simple. Hail thee do well archaic English speak, I hath named gravity, a force which causes the earth to be round, the moon to orbit the earth, and thine apple falleth to thee ground. Well then good sir, my prediction was still accurate, a little red goat man in the bowels of thy earth hath made it fall, becauseth my definition of Satan relies on the definition that he is the force of which causes things to fall, therefore gravity is satan and satan is gravity, even though it conflicts with my pre defined notions of who satan is. You can not define god as creator of the universe. God according to religions did create the universe, but this is not what defines him.
>> [_] Anon 882985 >># I like potatoes
>> [_] Anon 882986 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 882988 Nobody cares what any of you think SPOILER: Christians get laid more often
>> [_] Anon 882991 Spoiler: New life does arise in the peanut butter. That's why there's all these salmonella outbreaks.
>> [_] Anon 882996 Abiogenesis is not evolution. I am laughing.
>> [_] Anon 882998 LIFE IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE OF PEANUT BUTTER HOLY SHIT
>> [_] Anon 883000 Dinosaurs where did there bones come from!?
>> [_] Anon 883009 God does not exist in the way christians think. We evolved from microorganisms a long fucking time ago, christfags.
>> [_] Anon 883032 >># Placed underground by satan. God uses them as trials to test our faith. I can't even begin to believe how far all of you have fallen from the lord. May JESUS CHRIST the ONE TRUE GOD have mercy on you all.
>> [_] Anon 883036 >># I lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 883043 >># christians also have 15 kids per household because of no birth control
>> [_] Anon 883048 Oh my fucking god. DUMB CHRIST FAGS RUINING MY PEANUT BUTTER!!!
>> [_] Anon 883055 >># bacteria and viruses, etc aren't living creatures in definition.
>> [_] Anon 883057 >># brb going to kill myself
>> [_] Anon 883062 >># >bacteria >not living Bahahaha.
>> [_] Anon 883071 >># Lol, bacteria = living viruses are considered to not be living. Do some research
>> [_] Anon 883074 Engineers are the definitive source on how to create life!