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[_] It knows where it isn't. Anon 3442663
>> [_] Anon 3442713 Try looking at this flash as you would look at a "Magic Eye" puzzle. The flash will appear to be set back, behind your computer monitor's edges.

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[_] missile monday Anon 3438117
>> [_] Anon 3438127 Daily reminder: >The position where it is IS now the position where it wasn't. It always was the position where it wasn't, not just from that moment on.

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[_] The missle knows it's the weekend. Anon 3432295
>> [_] Anon 3432320 Sooo... Where is it?

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[_] Old HDD Nostalgia Snowball 3419340

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[_] Anon 3414407
>> [_] Anon 3414441 >the missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't >by subtracting where it is from where it isn't >needs to know where it is >it just knows makes no sense whatsoever

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[_] Anon 3413733 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3413744 >The position where it is IS now the position where it wasn't. It always was the position where it wasn't, not just from that moment on.
>> [_] Anon 3413773 but how does the missile know where it isn't to begin with?
>> [_] Anon 3413784 >># It knows where it isn't because it knows where it WASN'T.
>> [_] Anon 3413835 >># this would be so much more clear if he'd just say launch point and target.

File: Where it is.swf-(2.05 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3316058 The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
>> [_] Anon 3316082 >># >Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't. Wrong, it has been the position that it wasn't from the start.

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[_] Anon 3310290

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[_] Anon 3289536

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[_] Anon 3286085 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Daddy Mon 3286124 hanven't stop laugh xsddddddddddddddd
>> [_] Anon 3286218 >># This really needs to die. >"But it's classic /f/" Some things are better left forgotten.

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[_] North Korea fires missile over Japan, Pentagon confirms Anon 3276231
>> [_] Anon 3276283 >># really? https://news.google.com/news/search/sect ion/q/north%20korea%20japan/ ya really... what are they doing? it's so weird i wouldnt be surprised if US launched it as a start to get an excuse to invade them hate google new's new appearance btw, it felt more comfortable to browse it before
>> [_] Anon 3276285 >Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe told reporters that his government was "aware of the movement of the missile immediately after the launch and had everything in order to protect the lives of our people." sounds like bullshit, unless they knew about it beforehand there wouldn't have been time to evac any people (which i dont think they did) and if they really did have everything in order to protect lives, meaning shooting the thing down if evacuation wasn't an option, they would have in fact shot it down when it flew over. but they didnt. missiles are fast suckers, no way you'll just chill and watch it fly over you if you have the means to laser it down.
>> [_] Anon 3276343 >># Sure, they were tracing it and if it had gone astray from its original course they would have blown it up with they're rockets. Of course they're lying just to calm the general public and not causing a major panic attack like when Godzilla attacked them last time.

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[_] Anon 3269518
>> [_] Anon 3269546 Fuck yeah.
>> [_] Anon 3269568 I took a control systems course back in university. This is pretty much a summary of what we learned.
>> [_] Anon 3269570 >># USN sonar tech here with guided systems schooling - I can confirm the madness. The same is true for the MK46-MOD2 torpedoes I worked with.
>> [_] Anon 3269597 ive given up trying to comprehend this flash
>> [_] Anon 3269667 But it's wrong, there is an error in this meaningless monologue.
>> [_] Anon 3269670 Why does the missile look like an inflatable balloon/hotdog?
>> [_] Anon 3269674 >># becasue real rockets don't look like rockets from looney tunes
>> [_] Anon 3269675 >># Yes, but why does it look like an inflatable balloon/hotdog? I've seen ICBM up close, and they don't look like hotdogs.

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[_] *licks lips* Anon 3247129

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[_] My fave knows what it isn't Anon 3246119
>> [_] Anon 3246129 *Licks lips* *Breathes in* "THE MISSILE..."
>> [_] Anon 3246176 >># the missile nose that's important but all the cool shit happens at the missile tail
>> [_] TruthSOSeeker 3246177 ARRRRgh! I almost followed him to the end! X(
>> [_] Anon 3246184 >># HOL UP *smacks lips* MMMHMMMMMMMMMM *inputs launch code* SO WHAT U SAYIN IS *enters coordinates* THAT WE IZ *launches missile* WHERE IT WAZ *destroys target* N' SHEIT???
>> [_] Anon 3246224 >># After watching this numerous times over the span of more than a year I finally understand pretty much the whole thing. It makes a lot of sense now.

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[_] Anon 3243809

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[_] Anon 3242707 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] :v 3242708 Its dead Jim
>> [_] Anon 3242709 >># I was going to come in here and yell at you for killing the Dice swf, but I can't stay mad at the missile
>> [_] Anon 3242710 way to fukin go mr.missle
>> [_] Anon 3242711 Missile me timbers
>> [_] :v 3242712 >># it is a simple thing, it knows only one thing. >where it is
>> [_] Anon 3242713 >># it also knows where it isn't dumb ass
>> [_] Anon 3242714 The Missile killed dice.swf. I must succeed it to become the longest thread on /f/
>> [_] Anon 3242715 so who all can post?
>> [_] !T6/TripFag 3242716 >># Is this the new longthread
>> [_] Anon 3242717 dice OP here fuck the longthread, i just wanna post
>> [_] :v 3242721 >># it only knows where it isn't by knowing where it is
>> [_] Anon 3242724 *licks lips* *takes breath* T H E M I S S I L E
>> [_] Anon 3242729 >># This is my favorite post in a long time
>> [_] Anon 3242744 Missiles > die
>> [_] Anon 3242752 If /f/ dies we need to send a missile that knows where it is at all times because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation, used by the guidance subsystem to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 3242985 MISSILE TEST! Post: >>>Where are you? >>>Where are you not?
>> [_] Anon 3242996 Does the missile know its life is tragically short? Does it ever dare to dream that it could achieve more than the precision machinations of pre-programmed algorithms? Does it know love? Does it error?
>> [_] Anon 3243098 >># it certainly does Because the position where it is, "is now" the positition where it wasn't. This is not true, as the position where it now is was the position where it wasn't from the beginning.
>> [_] Anon 3243102 Themissileknowswhereitisatalltimes.Itkno wsthisbecauseIknowswhereitisn't.Bysubtrac tin gwhereitisfromwhereitisn'torwhereitisn't fromwhereitis,whicheverisgreater,itobtain sad ifferenceordeviation.Theguidancesubsyste musesdeviationstogeneratecorrectivecomman dst odrivethemissilefromapositionwhereitisto apositionwhereitisn'tandarrivingatapositi onw hereitwasn't,itnowis.Consequentlytheposi tionwhereitisisnowthepositionthatiswasn't and itfollowsthatpositionthatitwasisnowthepo sitionthatitisn't.Intheeventthatthepositi ont hatitisinisnotthepositionthatitwasn't,th esystemhasacquiredavariation.Thevariation bei ngthedifferencebetweenwherethemissileisa ndwhereitwasn't.Ifvariationisconsideredto bea significantfactor,ittoomaybecorrectedbyt heGEA;however,themissilemustalsoknowwhere itw as.Themissileguidancecomputerscenariowor ksasfollows: because of variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't or vice-versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and the variation, which is called error.
>> [_] Anon 3243103 Really, the missile is a victim of relativity; no matter how fast it moves, it is still always where it is, and it can never be where it isn't, NOR where it wasn't. The missile's existence is an exercise in futility, and it can only complete its goal wherever it is, though the world compels it to try doing so where it can never truly be.
>> [_] Anon 3243131 >># But it also knows where it was!
>> [_] Anon 3243138 >># by extracting where it wasn't from where it was or where it was from where it wasn't - whichever is greater
>> [_] Anon 3243140 niggers x 10 everybody do their part.
>> [_] Anon 3243141 what happened
>> [_] Anon 3243142 >># Chinamoot fucked up a board
>> [_] Anon 3243164 does the missile know when posting will be fixed?
>> [_] Anon 3243179 >># >where I want to be >where I don't want to be
>> [_] Anon 3243205 This is actually quite an accurate explanation of how a controller works, assuming the person you are explaining it to doesn't know a fuck about calculus.
>> [_] Anon 3243215 >># opposite for me lad

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[_] Anon 3235878

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[_] Anon 3208231 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3208332 kl.ujmb xzb5b;iu34h5;oiuawwh6t;o4iprtglkbdfmkl

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[_] Anon 3203787

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[_] Anon 3202304 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3202366 &amp;&#039;&quot;&lt;&am p;gt;&#44;&'%22<>,.swf
>> [_] Anon 3202467 >># the GEA needs to correct the variation in your filename, which is error.

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[_] Anon 3201259
>> [_] Anon 3201362 I actually typed this out yesterday. Themissileknowswhereitisatalltimes.Itkno wsthisbecauseIknowswhereitisn't.Bysubtrac tingwhereitisfromwhereitisn'torwhereitisn 'tfromwhereitis,whicheverisgreater,itobta insadifferenceordeviation.Theguidancesubs ystemusesdeviationstogeneratecorrectiveco mmandstodrivethemissilefromapositionwhere itistoapositionwhereitisn'tandarrivingata positionwhereitwasn't,itnowis.Consequentl ythepositionwhereitisisnowthepositionthat iswasn'tanditfollowsthatpositionthatitwas isnowthepositionthatitisn't.Intheeventtha tthepositionthatitisinisnotthepositiontha titwasn't,thesystemhasacquiredavariation. Thevariationbeingthedifferencebetweenwher ethemissileisandwhereitwasn't.Ifvariation isconsideredtobeasignificantfactor,ittoom aybecorrectedbytheGEA;however,themissilem ustalsoknowwhereitwas.Themissileguidancec omputerscenarioworksasfollows: because of variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't or vice-versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and the variation, which is called error.
>> [_] Anon 3201414 >># >that slimy sound he makes licking his lips when the red dildo missile slides out of the launcher
>> [_] Anon 3201418 >># xD fucking kek Never noticed
>> [_] Anon 3201443 >># >slimy sound lost it

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[_] Board Purge in Progress purge -f all -t now 3200043 Board Purge in Progress
>> [_] Anon 3200098 >># >The position where it is, is now the position where it wasn't. wrong it has been the position where it wasn't!
>> [_] Anon 3200100 >># The truth is, the missile never is where it is, as long as it is moving... in fact, it is *always* where it shouldn't be, unless it hits its target, in which case it is where it should be. However, if the GEA hadn't corrected the deviation between where it was and where it would have been, then it follows that the missile is where it never should have been at all, and all hands should brace for impact.
>> [_] Anon 3200111 >># If the GEA hadn't corrected the deviation where it was and where it would have been, the missile isn't going to go where it should be, as it doesn't know where it is or where it was. That doesn't mean the missile is where it shouldn't be, but it's likely that where the missile isn't is going to be where the missile should be.
>> [_] Anon 3200124 And they say North Korea is capable of making an ICBM... this rocket science is tough stuff!

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[_] Anon 3196103
>> [_] Anon 3196131 CUTE
>> [_] Anon 3196144 OP doesn't know that the missile is jammed hard up his anus. The missile however does know it is jammed hard up anon's anus.
>> [_] Anon 3196166 >># this swf made me hard...... thinking bout my nephew ;)

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[_] The missile knows Anon 3188797
>> [_] Anon 3188808 guiding a blind man... or in this case projectile propulsion
>> [_] Anon 3188812 this was the first flash I saved off of /f/
>> [_] Anon 3188813 >># Well second actually first was /f/uck you moot

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[_] Anon 3155244 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3155373 RIP YTMND
>> [_] Anon 3155406 Missiles are omnipresent.

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[_] Anon 3150481
>> [_] Anon 3150509 But how does it know where it's position is?
>> [_] Anon 3150515 >># by subtracting where it was from where it isnt
>> [_] Anon 3150516 >># by subtracting where it was from where it isn't
>> [_] Anon 3150532 >># it knows by subtracting where it was from where it isnt
>> [_] Anon 3150537 or where it is from where it isnt, whichever is greater
>> [_] Anon 3150541 It obtains a difference or deviation
>> [_] Anon 3150562 i showed this to my girlfriend to mindfuck her she said she understood

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[_] Anon 3129644
>> [_] Anon 3129738 >># Everytime I see this flash I understand a little more. When he got to the part about error I got lost this time.
>> [_] Anon 3129739 >># Okay, let me explain it for you: The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 3129740 >># In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error. Hope that clears things up 4 u :)
>> [_] Anon 3129788 >># its not that hard to understand anon, i undestood all of it missiles fly and go boom where you want it to unlike filthy rockets that just go kablammo where its not supposed to, kinda like my penis

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[_] Do you know where it is? Anon 3118842 Of course you do, it is right where it is! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3118929 How do I know where it is, if it's where it isn't?
>> [_] Anon 3118930 >># by substracting where it is from where it isn't or where it isn't from where it is; whichever is greater
>> [_] Anon 3118988 i love that old school way of beginning narration with a lip smack and a deep breath

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[_] Anon 3095087 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3095090 So where is it?
>> [_] Anon 3095092 >># Where it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 3095159 >># I just checked, it wasn't there.
>> [_] Anon 3095189 >># Did you subtract where it is from where it isn't? Or where it isn't from where it is?
>> [_] Anon 3095210 Hey, I missed the discussion!
>> [_] Anon 3095246 >># Where it wasn't before it was where it was was where it was.
>> [_] Anon 3095252 >># I've never seen one before, no one has.

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[_] Anon 3033273
>> [_] Anon 3033411 I love this.
>> [_] Anon 3033415 I miss YTMND.

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[_] Anon 3032114
>> [_] Anon 3032131 as always: logical error in >The position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't. Because actually, it has been the position that it wasn't the whole time period before that and not just thereafter.
>> [_] Anon 3032147 >># Now that you mention it, this video doesn't seem to make any sense at all.
>> [_] Anon 3032157 >># >modern physics
>> [_] Anon 3032177 I... I don't understand. Am I retarded?

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[_] Anon 3024474
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 3024584 Clinton logic.
>> [_] Anon 3024585 >># So where is it?
>> [_] Anon 3024592 >># Not where it was...
>> [_] Anon 3024595 >># in a white hole
>> [_] Anon 3024600 >># A white hole?
>> [_] Anon 3024605 >># Is that thing spewing out time?
>> [_] Anon 3024606 >># >># Time is occurring at random pockets! The laws of causality no longer apply! An action no longer leads to a consequence!
>> [_] Anon 3024627 >># So where is it?

File: Where_it_is.swf-(2.05 MB, 550x400, Porn)
[_] Nothing but garabge on /f/ atm 2985171 Here's some good shit that knows where it is. Because it knows where it isn't. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2985289 good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
>> [_] Anon 2985320 who is the actress acting as the missile?
>> [_] Anon 2985343 What?

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[_] Anon 2939669 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2939769 Where it is-where it isn't=deviation Fucking Clinton era math. what is the definition of 'is'.

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[_] Anon 2938501
>> [_] Anon 2938504 I love this.
>> [_] Anon 2938558 makes perfect sense
>> [_] Anon 2938609 my head hurts

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[_] Anon 2930301
>> [_] Anon 2930306 This is why I didn't go into engineering. Fuck that.
>> [_] Anon 2930360 i honestly want to know how it knows where it is and where it isnt

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[_] Better version Uncle 2907101 look past the screen to get 3D
>> [_] Anon 2907215 Neato 3D stuff

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[_] Where it is? Anon 2891300
>> [_] Anon 2891302 >># >Where it is? The missle knows.

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[_] Anon 2876057
>> [_] Anon 2876061 Where is it?
>> [_] Anon 2876065 >># Where it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 2876074 This is fucking difficult to follow.
>> [_] Anon 2876092 It didn't factor in where it must be and where it can't be though.
>> [_] Anon 2876100 >># Where it must be: in the enemy hull Where it can't be: heaven, middle earth, the future, etc
>> [_] Anon 2876160 I guess "where it isn't" corresponds to the destination the missile should be and "where it is" is the actual missile position. Basically the guy explains something like this: >positionCurrent = missile.getPosition(); >positionDestination = destination.getPosition(); >delta = positionDestination - positionCurrent; >missile.move(delta); tada, missile is now at correct destination it's just like saying >hey i'm at 8 and i want to go to 10 >i know that 10-2=2 >i must add 2 to 8 then, genius
>> [_] Anon 2876163 >># 10-8=2 *
>> [_] Anon 2876187 >># Is it bad that I can follow this without any trouble at all? >># and yeah. you've got it on the nose. THough I'm not sure if putting it in... is that java? will help explain it to laymen any easier.
>> [_] Anon 2876236 >># that could be many languages.
>> [_] Anon 2876250 If I understood correctly, he is just describing in a very confusing way how a closed loop control system generally behaves, which in case of rockets is just as informative as saying rockets explode when they hit target.
>> [_] Anon 2876253 >># >and yeah. you've got it on the nose. THough I'm not sure if putting it in... is that java? will help explain it to laymen any easier. ever heard of psuedocode

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[_] How the missile knows where it is Anon 2871354

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[_] Anon 2853761 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2853787 >># So, where is it?
>> [_] Anon 2853814 >># Where it wasn't
>> [_] Anon 2853826 >># Where wasn't it?
>> [_] Anon 2853830 >># Where it is now.
>> [_] Anon 2853836 >># So it is where it wasn't, and it wasn't where it is now. What's the difference then?
>> [_] Anon 2853910 >># Or vice-versa, buddy
>> [_] Anon 2853930 >># That's the Variation. This is corrected by the GEA.
>> [_] Anon 2853952 >># *deviation
>> [_] Anon 2853967 >># dont be dense, anon. the missle simply subtracts where it is from where it wasnt (or vice versa, whichever is greater) and then calculated the difference or deviation out of it. factor in the variation, which is the deviation of sum of where it shouldnt be and where it is and you get the position where the missle is.

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[_] Anon 2852155
>> [_] Anon 2852204 >># Logical error spotted
>> [_] Anon 2852208 >># >he doesn't know where he should be should get that deviation checked m8 :^)

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[_] Where_it_is Anon 2843163
>> [_] Anon 2843254 >># SEX SEX SEX SEX.... IT 'S ABOUT SEX!!
>> [_] Anon 2843300 >># Could somebody edit the "So what is it?" From WhiteHole.swf into the end of this?
>> [_] Anon 2843305 This video causes me physical pain.
>> [_] Anon 2843307 where am i

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[_] Uncle 2841035 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2841096 This made me cry.
>> [_] Anon 2841169 >># this is a really old meme
>> [_] Anon 2841189 >># I still love it. Makes me giggle.

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[_] Uncle 2831996

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[_] Anon 2790893 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2790903 Logic error detected.
>> [_] Anon 2791101 i understood -4% of that
>> [_] Anon 2791125 >># >># Very simple actually, it finds out where it is based on how far away it is from where it needs to be. it basically asks itself "how far away am i from my destination?". It happens to do this many times a second, so it can determine the direction it needs to go by subtracting error. Say it travels in a straight line for a second and determines that it is farther away from its target than before, it will then change direction until distance is being subtracted.

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[_] Anon 2769212 It knows.

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[_] Anon 2743283

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[_] = 2733405
>> [_] Anon 2733409 This is what missiles actually believe
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2733439 The bill clinton method of missleolgy

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[_] Anon 2726828 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2727035 Logic dog

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[_] maymay where it is 2723650

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[_] Anon 2717481
>> [_] Anon 2717488 as always: error in >The position where it is, is now the position where it wasn't. Because, it has been the position where it wasn't the whole time period before that.
>> [_] Anon 2717491 low quality bait in your logic. The statement is still correct, it made no reference to a "time period before that". Your statement, and it's statement, are both true.
>> [_] Anon 2717527 >># no, the phrase "is now" refers to the circumstances changing to that specific setting, which it did not, because the circumstances were not changed. The sentence "The position where it is, is the position where it wasn't." would be true though, so I see where you are coming from.
>> [_] Anon 2717589 >># ah good sir but where it I, is now where it wasn't which and where it wasn't is now where it's going and where it wasn't can also be said as where it is IF where it wasn't is now where it is. check m8

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[_] Anon 2714006
>> [_] Anon 2714029 why'd that fuck me up so bad
>> [_] Anon 2714031 Fucking logical.
>> [_] Javo 2714033 Where isn't the missile?
>> [_] Anon 2714071 Actually it's pretty easy to understand if you know basic math.
>> [_] Anon 2714076 >># Where the missile will be.

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[_] Anon 2712365
>> [_] Anon 2712374 cool flash when you look at it cross-eyed
>> [_] Anon 2712402 >># top kek it's 3D

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[_] Anon 2656331
>> [_] Anon 2656513 Thank you anon. This was the first flash I ever experienced.
>> [_] Anon 2656518 >># And a damned good one I reckon

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[_] Anon 2649279
>> [_] Anon 2649377 >now ask yourself, where are you.
>> [_] Anon 2649397 >># At any giving instance it can be determined that I am everywhere but where I am not within reasonable deviation of course.
>> [_] Anon 2649461 >># The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 2649463 >># In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
>> [_] Anon 2649464 >># The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
>> [_] Anon 2649469 op is a faggot

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[_] for you Anon 2632839 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2632843 underrated
>> [_] Anon 2632849 the marvel of simultaneous logic and nonsense wrapping your head around the words to understand the logic is the best feeling
>> [_] Anon 2632889 >># It's actually perfectly sensical. It is simply phrased extremely redundantly. It's basically saying "the missile scans its surroundings and cross references this information in real-time to calculate its own position as it moves".
>> [_] Anon 2632917 fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2632919 >># Tell me about the missile. How does it know where it is?
>> [_] Repost Chan 2632972 >># It knows where it is because it knows where it isn't. And where it isn't is where it should be. By subtracting where it should be by where it was, it now knows where it isn't where it was. The guidance subroutines calculate where it should be by the inverse ratio of where it should be by where it shouldn't be, multiplied by the ratio of where it isn't to where it was or where it shouldn't be to where it shouldn't have been, which ever is greater. It then guides the missile from where it shouldn't have been but was, back to where it should have been, but wasn't, but shouldn't have been yesterday, nor tomorrow.
>> [_] Anon 2632975 >># you're a big ship
>> [_] Anon 2632977 >># It seems to me more like it's trying to explain the kind of calculus used in guidance systems to someone who has never learned arithmetic.
>> [_] Anon 2633000 >># For you
>> [_] Anon 2633004 >># For you.
>> [_] Anon 2633006 >># Checked.
>> [_] Anon 2633012 So if there is a missile the size of the universe, will it not know where it is?
>> [_] Anon 2633023 >># >implying you can make an infinitely big missile
>> [_] Anon 2633037 >># >># We having a fucking Bane convention here?
>> [_] Anon 2633039 >># >implying the universe is infinitely large
>> [_] Anon 2633040 >># It's not. But... >implying you can craft such a missile faster than the universe is expanding
>> [_] Anon 2633042 >># Of course!
>> [_] Anon 2633044 Thanks bro. Sorry you had to leave for work.
>> [_] Anon 2633046 >># what if the universe IS a missile?
>> [_] Brohnny Javo 2633054 >># >implying it never wasn't.

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[_] for you Anon 2570190
>> [_] Anon 2570227 >># It just knows where it wasn't, okay? It knows where it wasn't and it knows where it's been and calculates those together to get where the missile is, right now, because there is no way to know that. (Unless GPS but as if) If the missile knows where it's been and where it wasn't, it knows where it is within a small portion of distance. This is called "Error".
>> [_] Anon 2570242 >># this is so underrated, its both interesting and catchy
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2570354 It's similar to how hipsters work out exactly how cool they are, by knowing where "it" isn't "at." ...and by posting old filmstrip clips...
>> [_] Anon 2570364 twodeepfourme
>> [_] Anon 2570372 so did the missile hit the target or just aclculate by how far it missed?
>> [_] anonymous 2570384 sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2570392 >># Just calculate the difference of where it was from where it isn't, whichever is greater.
>> [_] Anon 2570397 >># principles of standard deviation would keep it on target to within yards, if the math was good when it launched. Now days a missile would call that "quaint" on its twitter feed, en route, using gpi and other intelligence and positioning resources, and only resorting to deviation guidance math as a last resort. And then it would take a selfie with it's target before exploding.

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[_] Hi /f/ remember me Anon 2567730 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2567739 But...what missile is it?
>> [_] Anon 2567754 >># a missle
>> [_] Anon 2567758 Does the missile know that?
>> [_] Anon 2567764 >># its clearly an orange missile dumbass
>> [_] Anon 2567765 >># it knows because it doesn't
>> [_] Anon 2567766 >># wot
>> [_] Anon 2567780 >># worst explanation of a kalman filter ever
>> [_] Anon 2567865 >># But how can the missile be real if where it's not located isn't real?
>> [_] Anon 2567918 >># it knows this because it knows what it doesn't know
>> [_] Anon 2567968 >># Does the missile know that it is on my screen? Can the missile report the contents of my screen to the NSA? Does the missile respect my freedoms?

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[_] I don't understand. Anon 2557975
>> [_] Anon 2557978 Um. My fucked is totally mind.
>> [_] Anon 2557983 Its the explanation for why the universe can't have a "frame rate". If the universe did, then there'd be no motion. Hella complicated, but it makes sense once you do grasp it.
>> [_] Anon 2558009 Okay, let me explain it for you: The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 2558011 In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
>> [_] Anon 2558014 The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error. Hope that clears things up 4 u :)
>> [_] Anon 2558083 Y = Where I am X = Where I am not Y = -X (Opposite or negative of where I am not) By knowing the value of X and knowing that the inverse is equal to Y, we now have the value of Y.
>> [_] Anon 2558085 tl;dr It knows where it is because fuck you, you quantum computer algebraic physics degree positioning pleb
>> [_] Anon 2558087 >># >quantum computer algebraic physics degree >pleb X ≠ Y

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[_] Missile Anon 2550089 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2550168 Is anyone else able to follow this? I can't be the only one.
>> [_] Anon 2550177 >># sure, it knows where it is by finding out where it will be and where it was, except for times where it doesn't know where it wasn't, which it uses dediation
>> [_] Anon 2550200 you're the man now, dog
>> [_] Anon 2550207 >># The missile knows where it is at all times it knows this because it knows where it isn’t. by subtracting where it is from where it isn’t or where it isn’t from where it is, whichever is greater it obtains a difference or deviation .The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position to where it isn’t and arriving at a position where it wasn’t it know is. Consequently the position where it is is now the position that it wasn’t and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn’t. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn’t the system has acquired a variation.
>> [_] Anon 2550209 >># . The variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it wasn’t. If variation is considered to be a significant factor it too may be corrected by the GEA however the missile must also know where it was. the missile guidance computer scenario works as follows because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn’t within reason and it knows where it was it now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn’t or vice versa and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn’t be and where it was it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation which is called error.
>> [_] Anon 2550213 >># in case any of you were wondering i do not regret listening to this flash 30 or so times to get that. loved every single fucking second
>> [_] Anon 2550216 This is how I interpreted it: It's launched and set to go straight up, but with this guidance subsystem, it can subtract from this path to decrease height and/or angle.
>> [_] Anon 2550250 After taking calc I've begun to understand it more. Its just physics and math being explained, it be a lot fucking easier to grasp if they just gave the math behind it. Who the hell explains math through long sentences that all sound the same?

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[_] Anon 2532799

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[_] Anon 2508690 Clearly it's here. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2508706 >># How would you know?
>> [_] Anon 2508728 >># But I'm not, I'm where it isn't. Ergo, by deviating from where it is, I'm not a missle.
>> [_] Anon 2508759 I could understand it more or less, but calculating where it should be/where it isn't kinda stumps me. Is it a matter of coordinates or distance from targets or the launcher?
>> [_] Anon 2508786 This is a layman's attempt at explaining a Kalman filter. Control systems are actually pretty badass. As weird as this narrator sounds, what he is saying makes perfect sense.

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[_] Anon 2487153 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2487155 *inhales*
>> [_] Anon 2487211 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2487249 It is all very logical. Now I know what I must do if I ever have myself in the need of creating a WOMD.
>> [_] Anon 2487330 Hence the overused saying, no comm no bomb, in the military these days.

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[_] 4 u Anon 2470896
>> [_] Anon 2470901 >one faggot renames it >other faggots follow or is it only one faggot reposting it under false filename?
>> [_] Anon 2470915 >># wat
>> [_] Anon 2470962 >># it is one person, and he's probably gonna repost until the name sticks.
>> [_] Anon 2470979 >># not if i post mine
>> [_] Anon 2470996 >># Common Core Education in a nutshell

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[_] Anon 2469421 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2469493 A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
>> [_] Anon 2469494 I'm not even going to try. Fuck this
>> [_] Anon 2469503 KAZ?!
>> [_] Anon 2469521 I just realized, isn't this the same guy who does that other joke video with the machine with all the fake but machine-sounding words? Like "panametric fam" and "encabulator"
>> [_] Anon 2469532 >># I actually understood all of that. What does this mean?
>> [_] Anon 2469576 The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't by subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference - or deviation. the guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't and it follows that the position it was, is now the position that it isn't .... ...and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation, and its variation, which is called error.
>> [_] Anon 2469615 >># its the same guy who voiced the definition of fuck video I think

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[_] Anon 2467911
>> [_] Anon 2467987 10^10/10.10-10

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[_] For post in >2455670 HAL 2455871
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2455874 How can you post more than 2 files?
>> [_] HAL 2455876 >># No clue. I didn't know there was a restriction?
>> [_] Anon 2456007 >dagobah

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[_] Anon 2454064 Try and keep up. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2454209 Damned, where am I ?
>> [_] Anon 2454210 >># You're obviously not where you aren't.
>> [_] Anon 2454220 If you think about it... The Tomahawk is the only missle that could strike Hogwarts, even with its anti muggle magic. Becuase its not striking where it is on a map, its not striking everywhere else.
>> [_] Anon 2454240 >># Or it's not striking where it isn't?
>> [_] Anon 2454242 >># Pretty positive that it's hitting where it should be.
>> [_] Anon 2454243 >># which means it's not hitting where it shouldn't be.
>> [_] = 2454244 >># To the position where it wasn't, it now is.
>> [_] Anon 2454255 I was following pretty well until he started talking about error and correction. I can actually follow where it is and where it isn't-it has numbers that mean start and end and it's goal is to switch those two values via flight. How it generates error was a bit vaguer. But then I've almost finished my second beer, so... Just slightly handicapped.
>> [_] Anon 2454283 I actually did some digging on this. It's a joke made by the Air Force in their newsletter.

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[_] Anon 2448074

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[_] Anon 2445993

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[_] subject name !Ep8pui8Vw2!!QSvwrQMMkoH 2433152 comment
>> [_] Anon 2433155 Why does watching the missile exit turn me on?
>> [_] Anon 2433164 >># It phallic.
>> [_] Anon 2433167 >># No, but it's the way it just pops out. so smooth ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2433214 >># and the narrator makes a slurping noise at the beginning, exactly in sync with the exiting missile.
>> [_] Anon 2433218 So wait, is he saying that the missile is comparing its current position with the position it should be, and if it got closer, keep the course, else change it and look if gets closer now? Is this the reason why missiles seem to tumble as they close on their target?
>> [_] Anon 2433223 >># Pretty much yeah, also because the deviation becomes smaller and smaller but the changes needed to be made can only be so small, so it ends up over-correcting a bunch.
>> [_] Anon 2433228 Now hiring guidance systems, logic need not apply
>> [_] 5 2433239 >># nigga this is 100% logic
>> [_] Anon 2433262 ive never heard anyone make missile guidance sound as confusing as this narration just did LOL

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[_] Happy Tuesday Anon 2382715
>> [_] Anon 2382718 >># OP is a faggot
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2382723 Love this flash

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[_] Anon 2371957 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2371990 this is some next level shit
>> [_] Anon 2371995 >># Epsilon-Delta proofs.swf?
>> [_] Anon 2372157 it is in the pos where it was and the new one by making a calculation
>> [_] Anon 2372160 What if you add where it is and where it isn't?
>> [_] Anon 2372165 Sounds like normal source code to me.

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[_] Anon 2367141 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2367145 But does it know where the hood at?
>> [_] Anon 2367150 Ok. But what is air?
>> [_] Anon 2367163 but how can where it is exist if our eyes don't exist
>> [_] Anon 2367194 is it repost ancient YTMND shit Monday?
>> [_] Anon 2367252 Where it's at I got two turn tables and a microphone
>> [_] Anon 2367259 Is this how I find the hood?

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[_] Anon 2351606 >install gentoo
>> [_] Anon 2351669 who was this a tribute to?

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[_] Anon 2349254 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2349295 >># how can you fuck it up? The missile is here, it goes there and KABOOM!
>> [_] Anon 2349321 The language used is amusing and awkward. The logical reasoning, however, is impeccable. It's a simple If/Then statement that ends in somebody's day being ruined. As programmed in the 90s, or earlier.
>> [_] Anon 2349325 >># This video was retardedelly funny with the narration but the combo of the "H" tag and the missile constantly exiting the tight hole made me laugh.
>> [_] Anon 2349420 i came
>> [_] Anon 2349422 >># i think my brain farted

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[_] Anon 2333022 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2333024 this is how I get away with cheating
>> [_] Anon 2333141 Things that would be great to memorize.
>> [_] Anon 2333161 Pseudo-code explanation of inertial navigation systems.
>> [_] Anon 2333167 >># it could be the new has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. I may have to watch this over & over and write it down so I can memorize it.. Sidenote: does anyone else think the missile hatch opening is super lewd or is it just me.
>> [_] Anon 2333183 >># It's not just you.
>> [_] Anon 2333189 >hold ctrl >double click swf link yess
>> [_] Anon 2333245 >># >># found this http://w3.uwyo.edu/~jimkirk/guidance.htm l

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[_] Where is the missile? Anon 2330797
>> [_] Anon 2330833 I still don't know if this is satire or not
>> [_] Anon 2330849 >># It's from some US Air Force video. http://w3.uwyo.edu/~jimkirk/guidance.html
>> [_] Anon 2330854 >># Translation? This is the niggardly voodoo america will use to free the fuck out of you at any given time.
>> [_] Anon 2330857 >># Translation: The missile will find it's way, maybe, by using R.
>> [_] Anon 2330877 >># but it's serious bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2330904 >># >># It's not bullshit. It's factually correct, just REALLY fucking hard to understand if you're trying to teach someone.
>> [_] Anon 2330912 >># Missile guidance systems rely on GPS. If the guidance system detects a variance in the GPS, it is now on a path it knows it shouldn't be on, and must adjust its trajectory accordingly. The "it knows this because it knows where it isn't" is a fancy way of saying it will take continuous rapid measurements of its current position. As long as the missile is still where it should be, it will continue as normal.
>> [_] Anon 2330916 >># This kind of path plotting was invented before GPS. Heck this shit ran on reel to reel computers, and I wouldn't be surprised if its how we got to the moon as well.
>> [_] Anon 2330919 >># If you understand its not satire and listen closely it actually isn't to hard to understand.
>> [_] Anon 2330921 >># tomahawks have been around since the early 80s and gps systems werent fully launched until 95
>> [_] Anon 2330929 I thought this was a hood joke
>> [_] Anon 2330934 This should always be posted.

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[_] rocket science = 2220195 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2220286 Why me do
>> [_] Anon 2220372 >I know where I am not, therefore I know where I am Missiles, fucking witchcraft
>> [_] Anon 2220394 I just understood more.

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[_] Fuck your deep metaphorical bullshit John Moses Browning 2212807 Time for some logic
>> [_] Anon 2212816 >># >not missile_logic.swf >where_it_is.swf >logical okay.

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[_] Anon 2171280
>> [_] Anon 2171283 calculus faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2171290 Difference or "Deviation"
>> [_] Anon 2171320 Themissileknowswhereitisatalltimes.Itkno wsthisbecauseitknowswhereitisn't.Bysubtra ctingwhereitisfromwhereitisn't,orwhereiti sn'tfromwhereitis(whicheverisgreater),ito btainsadifference,ordeviation.Theguidance subsystemusesdeviationstogeneratecorrecti vecommandstodrivethemissilefromapositionw hereitistoapositionwhereitisn't,andarrivi ngatapositionwhereitwasn't,itnowis.Conseq uently,thepositionwhereitis,isnowtheposit ionthatitwasn't,anditfollowsthatthepositi onthatitwas,isnowthepositionthatitisn't.I ntheeventthatthepositionthatitisinisnotth epositionthatitwasn't,thesystemhasacquire davariation,thevariationbeingthedifferenc ebetweenwherethemissileisandwhereitwasn't .Ifvariationisconsideredtobeasignificantf actor,ittoomaybecorrectedbytheGEA.However ,themissilemustalsoknowwhereitwas.Themiss ileguidancecomputerscenarioworksas follows.
>> [_] Anon 2171321 >># Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
>> [_] Anon 2171352 This is what /pol/ actually believes.
>> [_] Anon 2171368 I understand.
>> [_] Anon 2171372 >># But wouldnt there be multiple, even thousands of possible variations of where it isnt? The other side of the world is a perfectly good position to know where it isnt. when does it start counting? does it have a set radius where it calculates from launch? So many questions but this video only uses those 2 instances to make it sound confusing to try and be impressive or something.
>> [_] Anon 2171377 Metal gear!?
>> [_] Anon 2171409 0,0 (Origin) ,X1Y1(Position), X2Y2 (Target) Simple.

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[_] Missile logic John Moses Browning 2140425 A dare you find a mistake Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2140434 >Open this at the same time as Wife_beat intense, yo
>> [_] = 2140444 I uhh what
>> [_] Anon 2140453 Gets me every time. Mormon Jesus bless you, John.
>> [_] Anon 2140456 Aw, it doesn't loop. 3/10 didn't save
>> [_] Anon 2140522 >># What do you mean "what"? This is easy, it's not like it's rocket science or something
>> [_] Anon 2140593 Holy shit. This is perhaps the seventh time I've seen this, and now it all makes sense. If you think of the phrases like "Where it wasn't" as a coordinate value and "Where it is" as a missile property then the entire thing makes perfect sense.

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[_] For /k/ 2068973 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] FandsFreeHapping 2068976 >># The position where it wasn't is now the position where it isn't was, if it now shouldn't be where it wasn't... wut?
>> [_] Anon 2068979 Engineerfag here. He makes perfect sense.
>> [_] Anon 2069005 All it takes is a basic grasp of linear algebra to fully understand everything he is saying. To the rest of you, well...
>> [_] Anon 2069069 >># >># Jesus christ guys. You don't need algebra or to be an engie. Just basic grammar logic.
>> [_] Anon 2069101 >># This. Understood most of it on my first go, and I don't even have a college degree.

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[_] where it should be Anon 2061719
>> [_] Anon 2061816 Obviously the best flash
>> [_] Anon 2061822 I can tell you where it's not. Where it isn't. Unless where it is isn't where it wasn't.
>> [_] Anon 2061827 >># This is what happens when some dipshit asks how a missile works 'in plain english'.
>> [_] Anon 2061828 Always makes me annoyed at the speaker.. He sounds like an idiot who doesnt know a script from a group of idiotic words given to him. but still, 9/10 like usual
>> [_] Anon 2061832 >># It's probably just his job to say what's on the paper. Regardless of terminology used, it's still a pretty decent explanation if you take it a bit at a time.
>> [_] Anon 2061833 So, where is it?
>> [_] Anon 2061838 >># it isn't where it isn't, that's for sure
>> [_] Anon 2061840 >># Laughed surprisingly hard, my friend 10/10 flash
>> [_] Anon 2061842 I hate that it's legit...
>> [_] Anon 2061843 Is this from How It's Made?

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[_] Missile guidance sub-system explanation Anon 2039966 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2040116 wat
>> [_] Anon 2040151 Every time I see this I can't keep up beyond half-way. I know what they're talking about, but they had to be trolling explaining it that badly.
>> [_] Anon 2040182 my english teacher couldn't locate the missle
>> [_] Anon 2040184 also i love how you can't rightclick>stop this flash
>> [_] Anon 2040215 the launch seems oddly phallic. i think i've been online too long.
>> [_] Anon 2040274 >># basically the missile approximates where it is within a 3 dimensional bubble by knowing where it cant possibly be and where it just was.
>> [_] .30 cal 2040284 Why dafuq is this on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2040288 >># Why dafuq are you on /f/
>> [_] .30 cal 2040292 >># >tfw when ignorance is on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2040299 >># This is old shit on /f/. What are you talking about?
>> [_] .30 cal 2040300 >># im talking about y is it still here & y it hasn't blown away
>> [_] Anon 2040302 >># >wondering about reposts on /f/ Yep you are new.

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[_] fuck you nick 1974643
>> [_] Anon 1974656 has any missile really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
>> [_] Anon 1974694 Must be processed by a retroencabulator.
>> [_] Anon 1974733 I've been close enough to the military to be pretty confident this is the result of some fucking brass demanding to know exactly how the cruise missile computes its trajectory, "but in plain English."
>> [_] Anon 1974739 Kill me. Please.
>> [_] Anon 1974742 >># As former military personnel, I can definitively tell that's exactly it.
>> [_] Anon 1974788 YES I have been looking for this for so long, thank you faggot.

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[_] Are you happy yet? #2 Anon 1960807
>> [_] Anon 1960839 actually makes sense, just terribly explained
>> [_] Anon 1960885 Stop renaming flashes, the original is Missles.swf (No, I didn't misspell that, that's actually the title).
>> [_] Anon 1960974 >># also known as whereitis.swf
>> [_] DHPell 1961016 >># Where the missle is.swf is a better title anyways.... The flash always knows what it is at all times, because it knows where it isn't.... The Flash knows what name it has at all times.... it knows this because it knows what the name isn't.... By subtracting names that it wasn't..... it attains a difference or deviation... the guidance Anons drive it to a position .. and arriving at a name it wasn't, it now is... it follows that the name it was, isn't...
>> [_] Digger Nick 1961037 >># lold
>> [_] Anon 1961048 >># I lol'd so hard >10/10

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[_] Anon 1941278 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1941304 The missile, where is it?
>> [_] Anon 1941305 isnt this how particle physics works?
>> [_] Anon 1941307 pretty erotic
>> [_] Anon 1941311 legit thought that was hotdog coming out of butt But isn't where it is or where it should be or .... science
>> [_] Anon 1941346 >># I actually understand most of this. Scary.
>> [_] fsjcal 1941397 The Anon, that finds the logical error in one sentence, gets an Internet!
>> [_] Anon 1941411 Is this from a military training tape or something? Because it sounds like an attempt to give a working knowledge of how a computerized navigation system works to idiot grunts who can't understand technical words
>> [_] Anon 1941413 This is utterly hilarious. ++OP
>> [_] Anon 1941495 So, if the missile is where it wasn't a second ago, then its in movement. And if its where it was a second ago, then it must be at a still spot, right? therefore, if it is where it was, then the missile explodes, because it must have hit something to be in the same spot it was a second ago. Missile Logic.
>> [_] Anon 1941503 >># I've seen this clip in a military briefing before but it was just something extra thrown in.

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[_] Anon 1904664 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1904673 my brain hurts
>> [_] Anon 1904677 It's a bit of a thick way of describing it, but it's quite correct and quite descriptive.
>> [_] Anon 1904693 it was for the general American public
>> [_] Anon 1904719 >renaming flashes where it is.swf
>> [_] Anon 1904744 Intergral story, brother
>> [_] Anon 1904759 Simple thing explained as if it is rocket science...oh wait...never mind.
>> [_] Anon 1904767 As if this is confusing to understand.
>> [_] Anon 1904825 >># Quite, quite, quite, pip pip, tallyhoo! Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1904826 Old as the internet
>> [_] Anon 1904831 Missiles = Mathematical geniuses with Alzheimer's
>> [_] Anon 1904838 Stop renaming flashes, please
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1904845 I understood all of that.
>> [_] Anon 1904856 >># >># Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1904857 Needs more hood

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[_] Anon 1818426 logic Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1818529 Stupidity!
>> [_] Anon 1818562 it's like watching a cutscene from metal gear
>> [_] Anon 1818570 "The missile guides itself by knowing its target location and its start location. As it moves, it updates its internal positioning system with data pertaining to its surroundings, generating grid coordinates accordingly. It calculates its trajectory frequently as it moves, updating this data.. If it is moved off course it calculates how far from its intended course it is, and then recalculates its trajectory accordingly." The end.
>> [_] Anon 1818597 It now is.
>> [_] Anon 1818605 I have to say this is sorta correct. Being in the navy has its benefits.
>> [_] Anon 1818608 this missle knows where its at

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[_] Anon 1757366
>> [_] Anon 1757372 this reminds me of that movie where they have a wild life show and there talkin about the bears
>> [_] Raguspan 1757379 >># Why of a wildlife show? Why bears? Am I the only viewer who cares enough to understand what this audio clip is about?
>> [_] Anon 1757389 The First Seccond, Where His Lips Open And You Hear His Smacking Siliva, And SEE This Orange Round Tiped Item, Comming Out Of Some THING! That Was The Best Part Of The Video.
>> [_] Anon 1757394 >># what
>> [_] Anon 1757415 wait... oh i understand
>> [_] Anon 1757431 Why do I have this memorized? I started just saying what he was going to say as he was saying it.
>> [_] Anon 1757461 We all operate like this..... we know where we it is.... we all know where it isn't. It's such a simple thing we don't think about. But telling a missile this is pro founding conceptualization for a computer especially if it sees error and can auto correct.
>> [_] Anon 1757466 WHAT IN THE FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1757493 >># It makes perfect sense if you just listen. Source: I have aspergers.
>> [_] Anon 1757530 why the more logical a thing is the less sense it makes
>> [_] Anon 1757682 what is the final position

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[_] Anon 1753880 fuckin logic Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1754014 I understood perfectly in the beginning. Now just...fuck it.
>> [_] Anon 1754037 the punchline is fuckin great rofl
>> [_] Anon 1754039 Air.
>> [_] Anon 1754068 The punchline is a troll.
>> [_] Anon 1754072 i would love to hear spock say fuck logic. maybe in the next movie....
>> [_] Anon 1754184 It just describes PID regulation.

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[_] Anon 1747577
>> [_] Anon 1747652 my favorite
>> [_] Anon 1747751 I'm cofused
>> [_] Anon 1747764 i get it so by ruling out where it isnt, it can figure out where it is and then correct it's course based on a differential equations lrn2 differential
>> [_] Anon 1747768 This is as logic a reasoning as it could be.
>> [_] Anon 1747777 I was following, but then I kinda lost track of the words. I guess I should have been taking notes.

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[_] Anon 1728622 dude what
>> [_] Anon 1728629 Makes me lol
>> [_] Anon 1728630 It's simple, it locates where it isn't and uses range with where it is to decide where it'll be if it isn't but is and doesn't but should be
>> [_] Anon 1728640 It's pretty easy .. it corrects its course to where it should be headed by calculating the current course from where it was and where it is and if the course if wrong, it corrects itself by the variation of where it is and where it will/should be :)
>> [_] Anon 1728644 sooo.. it know where it is by knowing where it isnt and where it was to know where it will be
>> [_] Anon 1728650 This cannot be the legitimate explanation of this....
>> [_] Anon 1728714 love this flash
>> [_] Anon 1728730 I don't know what the fuck is going on here

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[_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)17:09No.1713018
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)17:24No.1713033 i dont even
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)17:27No.1713034 my brain doesn't even
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)17:30No.1713036 Why am I getting a boner from this?
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)17:41No.1713046 its not that hard guys. when it's where it is, it really isn't and it can subtract to find where it wasn't from where it want's to be to find out where it really is, but it really isn't there, because it is where it is.
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)19:31No.1713120 its called air.
>> [_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)19:39No.1713123 A really round about way of say it goes places.

File: whereitisn't!.swf-(2.05 MB, Other)
[_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)00:32No.1707287
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)00:43No.1707294 wait...what?
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)00:54No.1707298 >># Haaha is there a link for this on youtube?
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)02:04No.1707334 What?
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)02:09No.1707337 So, it is where it isnt and where i was for being at same place at teh same time=?!+
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)02:19No.1707342 after taking 6 years of higher math i can't tell if this is legitimately difficult for people to follow or not.
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)05:02No.1707420 Dat fucking logical error
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)05:21No.1707432 YTMND pls go

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[_] Anon 1697275
>> [_] Anon 1697283 it all makes sense now.
>> [_] Anon 1697288 fucking beautiful
>> [_] Anon 1697289 Translation: The missile knows where it is because it uses a fucking GPS
>> [_] Anon 1697292 >># But uh... To be able to use that GPS, the missile must first know about all the locations where it isn't, so that it won't mistakenly think it still is in a position where it previously was.
>> [_] Anon 1697301 as fucking always niggers: 1,find the logical error in this one 2,get nothing!
>> [_] Anon 1697378 don't tell me that this is 4chan and nobody made perverted comments on the missile launching or i'm not a newf anymore
>> [_] Anon 1697384 >># well the very begnning of the audio i almost thought it was going to be audio from a porn
>> [_] Anon 1697417 >># Go back to /b/ or youtube you fucking piece of shit. Kill yourself.

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[_] [L] Anon 1688261 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1688263 hah don't focus and just look 4ward. It's all 3D and shit.
>> [_] Anon 1688349 why does it look like a massive dick?
>> [_] Anon 1688352 brain My hurt...
>> [_] Anon 1688398 so if it isn't where it was, but it is where it isn't yet, then... fuck I've gone cross-eyed

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[_] [?] Anon 1682062
>> [_] Anon 1682111 What the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1682115 I shouldn't be able to type this right now Because my head asploded
>> [_] Anon 1682177 This is hell. Right here.

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[_] [?] Anon 1677191 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1677381 wat
>> [_] Anon 1677405 o-o ...
>> [_] Anon 1677426 My brain... it hurts
>> [_] Anon 1677469 ' just '

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[_] [L] The missile knows where it is at all times. Anon 1673333 The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1673337 way to give out America's secrets
>> [_] Anon 1673343 Is this.. Is he actually saying the truth? It sounds to me like he's saying retarded shit to make me confused.
>> [_] Anon 1673364 >># it's called calculus, look it up.
>> [_] Anon 1673366 but I know where it isn't
>> [_] Anon 1673411 >># It sounds a lot like Zenon's immobile arrow paradox, which is exactly that.
>> [_] Anon 1673415 >># He's explaining in words the mathematical calculations the missile makes. It sounds redonk but that's because some brass somewhere must of asked the designer to explain how it works.
>> [_] Anon 1673470 Now this actually makes sense. The only thing making this not an epic equation is the lack of Ben Stein telling it. Now if you want to hear absolute hark then look at these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2 Ag&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbVY5teBz lg&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyRllRWfL JE
>> [_] Anon 1673487 This is pure fucking poetry.
>> [_] Anon 1673491 Fun things are fun.... Damn, I'm so fucking deep.
>> [_] Anon 1673520 ...Why... does this make me wet...?

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[_] [L] Anon 1664497 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1664500 ahhh... rocket science 101 very calming to the mind
>> [_] Anon 1664502 my brain hurts
>> [_] Anon 1664512 mind numbing
>> [_] Anon 1664553 logical error sucessfully detected
>> [_] Anon 1664565 Why does it need to know all of that?
>> [_] Anon 1664568 Why the fuck did this give me an erection?
>> [_] Raguspan 1664569 >># How is there a logical error in this presentation? One reason that this sounds so confusing to a lot of /f/requenters, is that it's never stated that the computer system responsible for guiding the missile interprets the world as a triple-axis space. Phrases such as "where it was," "where it isn't," and "where it should be" are all verbal representations of coordinates in this space.
>> [_] Anon 1664579 >># Yeah, they actually did a really good job of explaining the basics so that even if you aren't mathematical (or visually) inclined you can follow the steps. I would like to see more of this if anyone knows where it is to be found
>> [_] Namefag = Fagname 1664593 >># >># let me explain duur: >The position where it is is now the position where it wasnt It has been the position where it wasnt the whole time
>> [_] Anon 1664606 This makes sense.
>> [_] Anon 1664614 Im surprise at the end it did not start where the hood at
>> [_] Anon 1664616 Those mouth sounds, those goddamn mouth sounds.
>> [_] Anon 1664632 I just imagine that the guy talking is wearing a trollface.jpg mask.
>> [_] Anon 1664636 >MATH IS FUN! Fucking feeding you lies
>> [_] Anon 1664725 It looks like a giant orange poop out of an ass....
>> [_] Anon 1664748 It's like watching TED Talks, only it's more informative!

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[_] [?] pure zen Anon 1648327
>> [_] Anon 1648333 my brain is full of fuck
>> [_] Anon 1648336 ummmm.... what?
>> [_] Anon 1648338 i understood...most...of that?
>> [_] Anon 1648340 Even if i swear there's an edit in the audio. It does make sense. Subtracting the location of the missile and not make it go from point A to B and just tell it "be anywhere but here". It works when you know the missile's program is both self corrective and working with signal guidance not optical or laser. SCIENCE!
>> [_] Anon 1648368 This is why I hated Navy sonar school... they explain shit in crazy circles instead of giving you the straight poop. Rage.
>> [_] Anon 1648377 so it deviates from where it was to where it will be in the target. makes perfect sense. although a simple laser guided system would work way better.
>> [_] Anon 1648379 Just imagine, soon we'll have missiles that can figure out where they wouldn't be by subtracting where they cannot be from where they shouldn't have been. Or vice versa.
>> [_] Anon 1648380 >># so subtracting the area of the target from where they shouldn't be would give them the direction of where they will be in the future. or simply square the equation would give them the trajectory of where they should be.

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[_] [?] !4X8vLLNDE2 1549320 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1549337 that's just retarded
>> [_] Anon 1549341 My penis knows where it is at all times (in my pants). It knows this because it knows where it isn't (in a vagina). Forever alone
>> [_] Anon 1549383 makes perfect sense to me.
>> [_] Anon 1549407 you fools! they never let the missile know where it is so it never becomes self-aware
>> [_] Anon 1549520 Wait wut? I don't....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>> [_] Anon 1549536 STOP IT!! STOP!! Stop Making me Smarter!!
>> [_] Anon 1549537 The missile knows where it is because it uses GPS. >fix'd I liked this video (it's part of a training video) so much that I transcribed the entire thing onto a postcard word-for-word and sent it to a friend of mine in airforce bootcamp. The kicker is that their drill sergeant takes any letters sent to the recruits with visible writing and reads that part aloud, so postcards always get read to the entire barracks. Too bad I couldn't hear him do it.

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[_] [L] It knows where it is and isnt Anon 1421961
>> [_] AsFrailAsShadows 1422022 SO MUCH WIN <3 OP (and its actually not sarcasm, bro. i was just showing a friend /f/ and i clicked this vid first. first impression accomplished ^^)
>> [_] Anon 1422031 The question is: What impression did your friend get? Hope it wasn't a creepypasta one! LOL!!
>> [_] Anon 1422043 Funny thing.. At the very beginning that very wet sound sounds exactly like someone sticking their finger in a pussy! LOL!!

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[_] [?] Someone explain this to me please Anon 1411400 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1411434 my brain is blew
>> [_] Anon 1411447 missles move real fast so when they calculate their own position and trajectory in real time...
>> [_] Anon 1411454 Simple... the narrator is talking BS. "Consequently, where the missile previously was is now where the missile wasn't." - stopped listening there.
>> [_] Desu !!hawwzOO8kXf 1411796 It simply says that when a missile is fired and does not end up going to the position that it was supposed to go, it calculates the deviation from the correct course through differentiation.
>> [_] Anon 1411804 >># i think you just assumed that's what was meant. i believe more in >>#

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[_] [?] Where_it_is Anon 1354526 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1354529 what the hell does that even mean?
>> [_] Anon 1354530 thats not how missiles work, bro
>> [_] Anon 1354531 LOL.
>> [_] Anon 1354536 WTF
>> [_] Anon 1354553 i have a headache now
>> [_] Anon 1354557 >># past missles did. nowadays is just guided by satelite or some other form of precision guidance
>> [_] Anon 1354565 Missiles, how do they work?
>> [_] Anon 1354566 i feel bad that i could actually understand this
>> [_] Anon 1354589 Only a retard wouldn't understand this also, GPS how do they work
>> [_] Anon 1354607 THIS IS SO OLD. am i the only one who nostalgia'd on this?
>> [_] Anon 1354624 On the one hand, I understand what they're trying to say about missile guidance systems (fuckin' negative feedback loops, how do they work?), but on the other hand I know that if I was high I would be totally mesmerized right now.
>> [_] Anon 1354650 I understood this flash where it was but where it is I am struggling to figure out where it wasn't while understanding where it is not
>> [_] Anon 1354741 can i get a fucking transcript on this bitch?

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[_] [?] Lithium !!Rd1+tin9mdI 1306427 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1306434 Oh fuck my head... It's too late for this kind of shit, asshole.
>> [_] Anon 1306455 wat
>> [_] Anon 1306509 this makes complete sense. the asshole just explains the same 4 sentences backwards and forwards.
>> [_] Some Guy !m5.w7DkrXU 1306619 Long winded explanation for something relatively simple.
>> [_] Anon 1306704 MY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1306706 logical mistake: the position where it is, is now the position where it wasnt >it was the position where it wasnt the whole time >dicks!
>> [_] Anon 1306740 i cried
>> [_] Anon 1306754 This flash has been correctly marked with an [?].
>> [_] Anon 1306757 i like the part where this video isnt annoying. oh wait...

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[_] [L] Need help /f/ Question inside! Anon 1277848 I want a program or a method to convert flashes to a video format. or even the audio i dont care. I want to convert this flash to something like a video or a mp3. anyone have any useful tips? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1277852 >Implying that OP isn't newfag why wont you just use google
>> [_] Anon 1277855 swish might help you
>> [_] Anon 1277859 >># >implying I didn't google for more than an hour, downloaded 6+ crappy programs and 2 virus machines >implying you dont have a tree stump up your asshole >># ok thanks I'll have a look
>> [_] Anon 1277922 look for free video converters they convert everything to video/audio/ video to flash etc.
>> [_] Anon 1277923 company that total video converter has something like this but forgot full name youll find it using google and theire site
>> [_] Anon 1277942 OP here, found a good converter on /rs/.its from sothink and it works fine. thanks for everyone who tried to help anyways
>> [_] Anon 1278081 why can't you just position where you is to get the position where it was, whichever is greater?
>> [_] Anon 1278092 This all made perfect sense to me. It's all horseshit though.
>> [_] Anon 1278095 *Kasuga Ayumu style face* ... wh- what?
>> [_] Anon 1278098 fail: >The position it is, is "now" the position which it wasn't The position it is now was the position it wasn't the whole time

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[_] [?] Anon 1253778 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1253923 There are no knowns and there are no unknowns. But I think you get this anyway. PENIS!

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[_] [?] FLAWLESS LOGIC! Anon 1249387 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1249390 THIS IS NOT HARD TO UNDERSTAND AT ALL!
>> [_] Anon 1249413 wtf did i just listen to.
>> [_] Anon 1249426 This is how it works: It knows where it isn't because it takes the deviation (the sum between the average squared and the squares of averages) of where it is and all points where it was in its trajectory. By that logic, it can tell where it will be, and, as it reaches that point, puts it in the data where it was. It repeats this project multiple times, making sure it follows its path through this series of logic, and if it finds itself in a place it 'isn't' supposed to be, it corrects itself. It's like driving down a road. You know you'll be further down the road in the future. By this, you know you're not going in the median or sides. If you're in the median, you know you need to correct yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1249427 >># Algebra.
>> [_] Anon 1249466 >mind=blown.png
>> [_] Anon 1249527 Fuckin guidance systems, how do they wok?
>> [_] Anon 1249540 lol boner missile
>> [_] Anon 1249573 IT JUST MAKES SO MUCH GOD DAMN SENSE
>> [_] Windows 2000 Professionalcat 1249586 cruise missiles are phallic as hell.

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[_] [?] Anon 1223272 where it is
>> [_] Anon 1223274 wait, wat?
>> [_] Anon 1223277 I'm high as fuck, this made sense to me.
>> [_] Anon 1223278 ...what?
>> [_] Anon 1223280 i came
>> [_] Adam 1223281 The key to understanding what is said in this flash is to visualize the concepts through the perspective of a tri-axial -- or 3-dimensional -- space. The clip of the documentary is discussing a computer's analysis of a projectile's trajectory based on integral calculations.
>> [_] Anon 1223282 >># pretty much the missiles on board compute knows where the ship is and knows where the target is, it can recorded it's movements from launch and make corrections to make sure it hit the target.
>> [_] Anon 1223293 The missile knows where it is at all times! It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is-whichever is greater-it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 1223294 In the event that the position that it is in, is not the position that it wasn't; the system has acquired a variation! D= The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor; it too may be corrected by the "GEA". However the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However it IS sure where it isn't-within reason-and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be, from where it wasn't-or vice verse-and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was; it is able to obtain the deviation and it's variation which is called ERROR.
>> [_] Adam 1223295 >># Hey, did I do alright explaining it as well?
>> [_] Anon 1223298 This is scat, thats all I can see and hear...
>> [_] Anon 1223368 oh now i get it
>> [_] Anon 1223371 MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1223377 rocket is hot
>> [_] Anon 1223395 whatthefuckamireading.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1223396 damn you narrator!! now i dont even know where I am!!
>> [_] Anon 1223408 >># Do you know where you arn't and do you know where you was?
>> [_] Anon 1223424 im 13 and know exactly what this is
>> [_] Anon 1223431 >># no, too long. The missile tries to reach a target. Along the way it corrects its path for errors.

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[_] [L] Anon 1218188 Wat? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1218190 boners
>> [_] Anon 1218192 wat
>> [_] Anon 1218194 my mind is like ramen noodles now
>> [_] Anon 1218229 FUNducate me
>> [_] Anon 1218232 What a mindfuck. iLold
>> [_] Anon 1218234 o my god, where am I?
>> [_] Anon 1218235 probably not where you arent
>> [_] Anon 1218237 i bet this guy has no fucking idea what he's talking about...
>> [_] Anon 1218240 \my minnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngdfsa
>> [_] Anon 1218242 By taking where it is from where it isn't. and then the video stopped by my tab closing. still a mindfuck
>> [_] Anon 1218247 RED ROCKET RED ROCKET
>> [_] Anon 1218252 where am I? I know where I'm not and where I wasn't, but where I am is not where I was and now I'm not where I was before
>> [_] Anon 1218260 I have always thought that the exiting of the rocket was erotic.
>> [_] Anon 1218273 Industrial FTW
>> [_] Anon 1218274 ah, this must be why magic missile always hits without having to roll hit dice
>> [_] Anon 1218345 /tg/ is that way --->

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[_] [L] /r/ inside Anon 1214260 I'm looking for the flash of the anime girl bouncing up and down saying bleh bleh bleh over and over again. Help me out?
>> [_] Ren 1214264 Euhm.. it wasn't the _girl_ who was bouncing up and down ;) http://images.4chan.org/f/src/BLEH_BLEH_ BLEH.swf

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[_] [?] Anon 1185565 what is this .. i dont even
>> [_] Anon 1185566 I don't really understand how this could possibly be real.
>> [_] Anon 1185572 OH GOD! It's my Caluclus teacher!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1185574 MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1185600 Whoever wrote this script was fucking high. To break it down, the missile knows where it was and knows where it's supposed to go. If it's not going where it's supposed to go, it figures out where it wound up instead and fixes itself. That's all this guy needed to say.
>> [_] Anon 1185640 >># But that would've been less fun.
>> [_] Anon 1185655 THIS I UNDERSTAND!
>> [_] Anon 1185658 >># MINE TOO
>> [_] Anon 1185662 this is for real it's part of an LGM-30A or Minuteman III training video. it's supposed to explain how the missile guidance set "works" but all it ever does is confuse the fuck out of tech school students. the video is kind of a running joke in my career field.
>> [_] Anon 1185704 haha I remember this. Its as old as tits.
>> [_] Anon 1185726 BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!!!

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[_] [L] Anon 1181711 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1181746 was it here? whats the difference?
>> [_] Anon 1181777 FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
>> [_] Anon 1181790 AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 1181798 arghh!! my brain fucking hurts now!!
>> [_] Anon 1181813 schlurrrrrrp
>> [_] Anon 1181820 The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 1181821 In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
>> [_] Anon 1181963 >># >># There has GOT to be a better way to explain that shit. Just give me the source code for missile guidance.
>> [_] Anon 1181968 This what I come to /f/ for

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[_] [?] Where_it_is Anon 1158795 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1158810 listening to this along with goooo.swf makes it interesting.
>> [_] Anon 1158826 I love how the army can make any goddamned simple concept totally fucking retarded. "We fire the missile, and when it gets too near shit that we don't want to blow the fuck out of, it moves.
>> [_] Anon 1158936 >># Lol
>> [_] Anon 1158938 >># I love how you completely missed the point, then mock the army. Also, that was navy footage.
>> [_] Anon 1158949 Anyone have a handbook to translate "excessively wordy to the point of being retarded" speak?
>> [_] Anon 1158995 Give it up for the fags for I actually understood what that bastard was saying, beginning to end.
>> [_] Anon 1158998 ^^ lol mistype. Now I look retarted. :/
>> [_] Anon 1158999 >># No, you look retarded for not knowing how to spell retarded.

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[_] [L] Anon 1059863 I don't get it. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1059883 The missile knows where it is. That is all.
>> [_] Anon 1059963 that guy has the most boring voice ever
>> [_] Anon 1059986 You ever want to be a rocket scientist? Yeah. Not gonna happen.
>> [_] Anon 1060073 It's like adding 2+2 using trigonometry and odd numbers of the Fibonacci sequence
>> [_] Anon 1060075 Its simple It knows where it is because it isn't where it is because subtracting where it is actually makes it where it isn't, but where it actually is.

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[_] [?] Anon 1044714 O.O Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1044715 If I subtract how informative that was supposed to be from how informative it wasn't (or vice versa) I will get how informative it is.
>> [_] Anon 1044719 I think I get it. It select a certain position in an area, and tries to guide itself to said position, and once it reaches it, it selects another position, and tries to guide itself there, etc. It's basically telling itself "OK I am now here, and must go over there."
>> [_] Anon 1044744 my theory is that it is a joke audio
>> [_] Anon 1044747 haha go back to ymntd
>> [_] Anon 1044748 >># and find more funny stuff like this
>> [_] Anon 1044749 >># >># then shove it up your ass.
>> [_] Anon 1044751 >># which is where /f/ is located.
>> [_] Anon 1044755 Dammit haven't you guys played around with virtual missile guidance systems in Gary's mod? Makes perfect sense to me.(ok not really) Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1044774 >># ytmnd
>> [_] Anon 1044780 oh god my fucking head....
>> [_] Anon 1044785 HOLY SHI-!
>> [_] Anon 1044820 i wonder what has to be done to hack that thing and what happens afterwards.
>> [_] Anon 1044823 epic
>> [_] Anon 1044878 damnit i want to memorize this.
>> [_] Anon 1044886 Did anyone else think dog penis?
>> [_] Anon 1044906 Sounds like a basic calculation of velocity, only the narrator tried to dumb it down, failed, and made it more complicated. ie: fakevel = current - old the missile can then use fakevel to orientate itself to the current target
>> [_] Anon 1044936 I thought the part where the missile shot out of that thing was kinda hot
>> [_] Anon 1044943 MINDFUCK!!

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[_] [?] Anon 1022113 Your English is below average if you don't understand this 100%.
>> [_] Anon 1022115 i love this shit
>> [_] Anon 1022137 man, this guy is such a fucktard in explainin shit.
>> [_] Anon 1022138 Ripping off shitty ytmnd sites and posting them on 4chan /f/ is so cool.

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[_] [L] It's quite simple really... =[_] 1002924 /r/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkVYHUMCC wc&feature=player_embedded in swf form. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Read Along 1/2 =[_] 1002925 The missile knows where it is at all times! It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is-whichever is greater-it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. ...
>> [_] Read Along 2/2 =[_] 1002926 In the event that the position that it is in, is not the position that it wasn't; the system has acquired a variation! D= The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor; it too may be corrected by the "GEA". However the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However it IS sure where it isn't-within reason-and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be, from where it wasn't-or vice verse-and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was; it is able to obtain the deviation and it's variation which is called ERROR.
>> [_] Anon 1002936 >># >># This reminds me of Bruce Campbell's Old Spice commercial. This is how you dumb down extremely complex guidance algorithms so that the military mucky-mucks will reach into their enormous moneybags to fund your project. Even if it is just a glorified dildo.
>> [_] Anon 1002965 Head = Sploded
>> [_] Anon 1003007 That...that.... actually kinda made seance... i think.
>> [_] Anon 1003029 It's quite old. I remember seeing this whole thing on YTMND years ago. Still, it hasn't yet ceased to mystify me. It's not just confoundingly complicated, but if you do manage to grasp what's said, it actually makes no sense at all. Douglas Adams could have written this voice-over.
>> [_] Anon 1003030 this is a dumbed down version. what he is really saying is The guided missle knows where it is by figuring out where it was using GPS, and where it is going. So if it need to divert off course, it can make fine tune adjustments to make a brand new course from where it was and where it is going. Or I can say all that in 3 words. "LOCKED ON TARGET"
>> [_] Anon 1003034 >># Curious how the dumbed down version is so much more difficult to understand. Kind of misses the point of dumbing things down.
>> [_] Anon 1003067 ive been feeling slow lately and sense i understood all of that i feel better now thanks op
>> [_] Anon 1003125 I like to imagine that missile as my own penis thrusting through the hymen of 12 year old girl.
>> [_] =[_] 1003161 >># lol something like that went thru my mind as well
>> [_] Anon 1003171 >># >># According to the algebraic equation of underage porn laws that's somewhere where it is but where it shouldn't be
>> [_] Anon 1003203 stupid americans
>> [_] Anon 1003209 This is relatively 'dumbed down' but the whole point of it is the late 80's early 90's love of 'mysterious talk' and repeating the same words in different orders to gain different meanings. They loved to be 'clever' with their talk. And this dones make a lot of sense, you just have to go through it slowly to absorb it properly.

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[_] [?] It isn't where it is but it knows where it isn't Anon 997860 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 997862 OW... you owe me money now OP... about 438 dollars... for braincells, you break em you bought em!
>> [_] Anon 997870 oh i get it, there is no rocket where it wasnot
>> [_] Anon 997900 so if it traveling to a position where it isn't, and it subtracts where it is from where it isn't, the system doesn't know velocity.
>> [_] Anon 997957 The missile knows where it is at all times! It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is-whichever is greater-it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. ...
>> [_] Anon 997958 In the event that the position that it is in, is not the position that it wasn't; the system has acquired a variation! D= The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor; it too may be corrected by the "GEA". However the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However it IS sure where it isn't-within reason-and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be, from where it wasn't-or vice verse-and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was; it is able to obtain the deviation and it's variation which is called ERROR.
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>> [_] The Mighty Meatslinger !!EidhEtY/lXA 997998 OH GOD MY THINKING THING
>> [_] Anon 998114 fucken saved
>> [_] Anon 998115 IT IS IN MY ASSHOLE. COME EVERYONE AND HAVE A LOOK. LOOK IN MY ASSHOLE. REACH INSIDE.
>> [_] Anon 998118 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU...
>> [_] Anon 998171 I think missile is a pretty cool guy, eh knows where it is and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> [_] Anon 998214 Son of a dick! It's like where's Waldo all over again!!
>> [_] Anon 998225 cripes its like the lovechild of waldo and carmen sandiego

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[_] [L] 1229020203567 Anon 959132 1229020203567 David will know.
>> [_] Anon 959135 No fucking way is this real
>> [_] Anon 959136 The missile knows the position of everything in the entire universe where it is not. It also knows where it is.
>> [_] Anon 959140 AKA: How to ramble on for way too long about a topic you only know a few buzz words about.
>> [_] Anon 959151 lololol funnier if you think its real.
>> [_] Anon 959152 (btw file name sucks ass, and the audio doesnt repeat)
>> [_] Anon 959158 What the fuck is the GEA?
>> [_] Anon 959221 it makes sense from a technical perspective, if you consider where it is and where it isnt as a series of seperate mathematical formulae
>> [_] noko wej 959234 Im confused WHILE I actually understand
>> [_] Anon 959235 Åh du
>> [_] Anon 959237 men den är inte färdig än, jag har inte fixat loop än.
>> [_] wej 959244 list the things that U think that missile can find. my exemple: Osama ben Laden
>> [_] Anon 959250 >># >># english swefag >># learn2spell
>> [_] Anon 959253 >># lol, troll
>> [_] wej 959254 >># im 2 layze could u answer my quastion on >># please?
>> [_] Anon 959256 >>#, >># already did
>> [_] Anon 959262 wat the hell ? is will wasn't was *brain hurts*
>> [_] Anon 959312 is dat sum rocket cock?
>> [_] Anon 959318 my head hurts -_-
>> [_] Anon 959323 FAILURE, the missile needs to know where its going.