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[RU1DZ5Q]! https://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3466163/but-why
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/5 -2021 20:12:32 Ended: 25/5 -2021 05:30:40Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
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[_] But Why? Anon 3466163 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3466169 Fucking INTP behavior. Realizing there is no solution, no escape, decades ahead, and just heading to visit something cool looking before another pointless death.
>> [_] Anon 3466185 Now i'm actually interested. What happened to the penguin? Why is he doing this? Does someone know where this comes from?
>> [_] Anon 3466187 >># Encounters at the End of the World Werner Herzog has made a fuckload of great movies, hard to go wrong
>> [_] Anon 3466193 He was going to the secret Nazi base
>> [_] Anon 3466197 >># wasnt that INTP INTJP or something was used by tumblrinas before the gazillion genders? As replacement for their lack of personality
>> [_] Anon 3466203 >># being a useless piece of shit isn't a "personality", Anon
>> [_] Anon 3466210 >># if you're gonna spell it like it's said, it's hertsog; otherwise, just say herzog
>> [_] Anon 3466230 >># Nach L, N , R, das merke ja, kommt nie TZ und nie CK!
>> [_] Anon 3466270 >># >># https://runescape.fandom.com/wiki/Pengui n_(race)
>> [_] Anon 3466308 >># some penguins are fucking weird you know grape kun, that penguin that got obsessed with a cardboard cutout of the penguin girl from kemono and friends considering humans got to where we are, i wonder what kind of fucked up psychology is in seemingly innocent animals who might feel some of the worst emotions that humans do, possibly even worse, if these emotions really are meant to keep living creatures alive then animals in the harshest conditions must need to have very strong senses and emotions like when you cut off an arm, it'll hurt a lot, but god knows what level of pain different creatures feel, its the same for emotions and intuition


[YDTPUNH]https://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3444857/friday-feels
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/11 -2020 23:06:17 Ended: 7/11 -2020 12:20:19Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
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[_] Friday Feels Anon 3444857
>> [_] Anon 3444919 He is the only sane one.


[UY7TAJQ]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3381173/you-dumb-fucke…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 15/2 -2019 17:33:31 Ended: 16/2 -2019 11:39:01Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
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[_] YOU DUMB FUCKER Anon 3381173
>> [_] Anon 3381186 oh my fucking god
>> [_] Anon 3381193 >># why does the penguin sunset himself?
>> [_] Anon 3381197 Relatable af.
>> [_] Anon 3381200 >># Things women will never understand.
>> [_] Anon 3381203 >But why? >penguin looks back at the camera >music great stuff
>> [_] Anon 3381207 >tfw relating to a suicidal penguin feels surreal as fuck, man
>> [_] Anon 3381245 You can call him stupid or deranged if you want, but that penguin saw something that none of the other penguins ever will. Sure, they got to keep living their normal lives a bit longer, but we're not talking about them. We only remember him.


[AGHUIUL]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3301784/anon-goes-to-4…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/12 -2017 09:08:29 Ended: 17/12 -2017 04:13:21Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
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[_] Anon goes to 4chan Anon 3301784 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3301792 but why
>> [_] Anon 3301821 >># i concur.
>> [_] Anon 3301822 A real outlier
>> [_] Anon 3301834 >># [Music]
>> [_] Anon 3301856 >># [looks at the camera, turns and continues on his journey]
>> [_] Anon 3301939 replace penguin with anon (and penguins with users at the beginning) and this would be gold
>> [_] Anon 3301952 >># Replace colony with society and feeding grounds with work...


[Y67VIVC]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3239491/do-you-think-h…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/4 -2017 16:10:47 Ended: 29/4 -2017 22:29:37Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: tmp_27456-penguins hertzog777990397.swf-(3.98 MB, 640x360, Other)
[_] ;_; 3239491 Do you think he found what he's looking for? Is he looking for his waifu like this? >>>/a/156467020
>> [_] Anon 3239493 >># >see a thread with "Do you think he found what he" in the subject field >think to myself this could be an interesting post >open thread >see the second line why did you have to ruin this with waifufaggotry
>> [_] Anon 3239499 >># All living beings needs a waifu. Even animals.
>> [_] Anon 3239542 was that asuicide or what? sick of the social pressure? super adventourous
>> [_] super adventourous 3239597 >># perhaps he knew something others didnt, a hidden lake or some crap like that


[U2AGCLF]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3216153
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/2 -2017 16:36:45 Ended: 18/2 -2017 02:31:00Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
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[_] Anon 3216153 ;_;
>> [_] Anon 3216172 Godspeed Pingu ._.
>> [_] Anon 3216180 >># I've probably seen this a dozen times, and I still feel sad watching it.
>> [_] Anon 3216214 >># Reminder that animals are retarded
>> [_] Anon 3216224 >But why? This is legendary in the most somber sense.
>> [_] Anon 3216326 >># I want to see his full retard journey
>> [_] Anon 3216329 >># Same. What the hell possesses one to just up sticks and fuck off into nowhere like that?
>> [_] Anon 3216332 Maybe it's the moses of penguins. Wants to go his own way, not that mainstream feeding grounds, where he's "supposed" to be. Goes into the mountains. Way off his folks. Meets strange superior spiritual beings, called humans. They inspire him to strive for enlightenment. Returns to the colony as a wise and sage creature.
>> [_] Anon 3216336 >># Then gets his colony lost for 40 years looking for a new nesting ground.


[BJYE9KO]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3194330
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/12 -2016 01:29:45 Ended: 28/12 -2016 08:28:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
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[_] Anon 3194330
>> [_] Anon 3194333 >># He had a dream. Never forget.
>> [_] Anon 3194335 >># but WHY
>> [_] Anon 3194336 jeez, and I thought my life was bad. I have inspiration to keep on living. Thank you, anon
>> [_] Anon 3194413 >># He realized his life was meaningless and absurd and the only way for him to take control of his destiny was to run toward death with wings outstretched.
>> [_] Anon 3194443 >># Freedom, it's just what we need.


[TEYGDNA]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3138797
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/8 -2016 07:31:23 Ended: 27/8 -2016 18:06:19Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
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[_] Anon 3138797 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3138800 >># Godspeed ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 3138804 f-fuck...
>> [_] Anon 3138810 >># The inner machinations of a penguin's mind are a mystery
>> [_] Anon 3138828 why dont they help them to see where they are going?
>> [_] Anon 3138854 That penguin kinda looks like Big smoke.
>> [_] Anon 3138906 autism
>> [_] Anon 3138909 >># The rules are clear, senpai, each penguin for himself.
>> [_] Anon 3138952 >># Well, they said. They just go on into the continent and walk until they fall dead.
>> [_] Anon 3138960 >The moment when you are on your way between work and home, and then you suddenly stop and you know it's the time to go to the mountains.
>> [_] Anon 3138969 He's a lolbertarian. What's the mystery here?
>> [_] Anon 3138987 >># +1
>> [_] Anon 3138992 >meantime, in real life, he noticed the camera crew and they stampeded him 80km to death


[NXMYLS8]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3065501
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 20/4 -2016 03:24:24 Ended: 20/4 -2016 08:28:06Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
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[_] = 3065501 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3065622 It's the secret penguin burial grounds
>> [_] Anon 3065664 best be careful where we build research outposts then, don't want ghost penguins bothering me when i have a tuna sandwhich
>> [_] Anon 3065678 W-Why...?
>> [_] Anon 3065680 >># >"But why?" >and he turns to the camera for a moment, as if to tell you not to cry for him >for such is his purpose
>> [_] Anon 3065696 >># He realized what he is, and why he is here. And so, he must go. Godspeed penguin, godspeed.


[WFMKBVD]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3053555
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/4 -2016 04:10:08 Ended: 2/4 -2016 08:33:20Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
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[_] Anon 3053555 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3053556 DEES PENKWINS ER OLL HEADINK TOORDS DER WORTER ON DER RAIT
>> [_] Anon 3053579 Godspeed, good penguin. May you find peace, wherever you are. ;_;
>> [_] Anon 3053596 Dwarf Penguin just wants to return to the mountains that born him.
>> [_] Anon 3053597 He's going to find penguin valhalla, where all beaks are quenched with tankards of kipper mash
>> [_] Anon 3053652 The other penguins told him that there was fresh poon on the other side of the mountains. Gonna get some poonguins.
>> [_] Anon 3053859 ...mountains of madness...


[NGUERZ5]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3023774
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/2 -2016 07:28:23 Ended: 16/2 -2016 10:31:02Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
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[_] Anon 3023774
>> [_] Anon 3023833 sauce on music?
>> [_] Anon 3023840 >># Song: Chorovaya Akademia sings Bortnyansky - Retche Gospod Gospodevi moyemu
>> [_] Anon 3023851 >># thank you
>> [_] Anon 3023852 poor penguin I can relate though sometimes I just wanna take a plane to Alaska and wander into the cold mists until I die


[ZG31KYD]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2993197
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/1 -2016 04:03:53 Ended: 7/1 -2016 10:54:56Flashes: 1 Posts: 27
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[_] Anon 2993197 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2993205 Come on, I'm sure we've all heard the voices calling us to just abandon everything and convene at the bottom of the world. It's hardly surprising that a penguin would be unable to resist the whispering.
>> [_] Anon 2993223 >># >penguins are in league with the shoggoths Why didn't I see it
>> [_] Anon 2993234 >># the mountain represents 4chan?
>> [_] Anon 2993254 >ze rules for ze oomans are to ignore za birds what if the reason they head out into the interior is to meet with humans?
>> [_] Anon 2993256 >># >meets with humans >just runs past them without stopping That's a determined little bird.
>> [_] Anon 2993285 Maybe the penguin knows something that we don't know?
>> [_] Anon 2993287 >># Obviously heading towards the mountains of madness
>> [_] Anon 2993300 did the guy who is speaking narrate an episode of the boondocks?
>> [_] Anon 2993302 >># "They Have Seen the Yellow Snow"
>> [_] Anon 2993307 >># 4chan is the journey, the mountain our destination unknown
>> [_] Anon 2993310 >># yes, Werner Herzog narrated the episode about MLK
>> [_] Anon 2993331 >># it's running to a computer to shitpost on /an/
>> [_] Anon 2993333 >># what is this beautiful liturgy?
>> [_] Anon 2993348 >># How enlightening, if there is a god then his greatest achievement is perfection of the imperfect creation. And if there is no good then the desire to explore is one of most base desires.
>> [_] Anon 2993354 >># i'd say exploration is key to survival. if there weren't the few who leave home then the species would never spread to new lands. It probably has to do with the magnets in their heads that tell them where home is and whatnot. i bet this penguin's magnets are improperly aligned
>> [_] Anon 2993362 He's gonna join his 2 meter tall, blind and completely white cousins.
>> [_] Anon 2993363 Damn, there's nothing more to this... we'll never get to actually watch what happens...
>> [_] Anon 2993366 >># he will join us (probably just me) in obscure confusion? or are you talking about another species of 2 meter tall blind white cousins? >># he continues to waddle then eventually dies. probably.
>> [_] Anon 2993368 >># Music is: Retche Gospod Gospodevi moyemu
>> [_] Anon 2993369 >># I agree but who but a god could ever create a life form as outrageously advanced we are compared to all other forms of life just on our planet. fuck damnit /pol/ now I cant even go on /f/ and just have fun, the red pill will choke the life out of me yet
>> [_] Anon 2993370 >># I'm just trying to get with the cool kids by referencing Lovecraft.
>> [_] Anon 2993371 >># yes it does seem impossible for something so complex to come from random chance. on the other hand any kind of god existing also seems impossible according to modern science. life is a maze of obscure confusion.
>> [_] Anon 2993373 >># we are just like the penguins but with a bigger box to live on ignorance is truly a bliss
>> [_] Anon 2993381 >># hardly. i hate this shithole. i feel neglected.
>> [_] Anon 2993382 >># denial is the first step of breaking down
>> [_] Anon 2993385 >># denial of what?


[EFAX41U]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2984547/i-like-being-a…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/12 -2015 08:35:47 Ended: 25/12 -2015 14:26:00Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
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[_] I like being alone = 2984547 At least, I've convinced myself that I'm better off this way.
>> [_] Anon 2984644 "I am just going outside and may be some time."


[JBAVHG9]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2968178/godspeed-pengu…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/12 -2015 00:15:52 Ended: 4/12 -2015 04:57:30Flashes: 1 Posts: 35
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[_] Godspeed penguin bro Anon 2968178 I hope you found what you were looking for. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2968181 fuck these absurd penguin feels.
>> [_] Anon 2968184 but wHAih ?
>> [_] Anon 2968186 that swedish accent tho
>> [_] Anon 2968191 That fucking holy choir in the background as he hopelessly drudges toward his certain death for reasons it only knows. Got body shivers.
>> [_] Anon 2968197 >># He's German, anon.
>> [_] Anon 2968198 Some days I feel like following his example >Captcha is mountains
>> [_] Anon 2968205 C'mon.. there's gotta be a better song that suits this.. has to be... *Plays* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWp Rx8
>> [_] Anon 2968206 This penguin is an explorer not a, suicidal maniac. He want adventure and to see what is beyond that next hill, and it is willing to risk it all for that. We should not feel bad for it but celebrate its spirit of exploration; for without individuals like this no species has any hope of advancing.
>> [_] Anon 2968207 folo ur dreams
>> [_] Anon 2968212 >># But HWHAIY?
>> [_] Anon 2968222 https://youtu.be/YH3c1QZzRK4
>> [_] Anon 2968228 f
>> [_] Anon 2968229 >># u
>> [_] Anon 2968230 >># g
>> [_] Anon 2968236 >># i
>> [_] Anon 2968240 >># t
>> [_] Anon 2968252 >># I know what you mean man.
>> [_] Anon 2968261 >but WHY? gets me every fucking time
>> [_] Anon 2968268 >># >penguin pauses, looks back at the camera >continues walking ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 2968273 >># i cri evreytiem
>> [_] Anon 2968286 I wonder how far he got
>> [_] Anon 2968287 >># He's gone anon, gone...
>> [_] Anon 2968288 >># He got to where he was destined to die
>> [_] Anon 2968293 >># He made it all the way, anon. To heaven that is.
>> [_] Anon 2968298 >># KYS
>> [_] Anon 2968305 >># thank you (also nice triple)
>> [_] Anon 2968384 this is what happens when you let Paz on one of your expeditions
>> [_] Anon 2968415 y
>> [_] Anon 2968424 >># That isn't german
>> [_] Anon 2968436 >># Fug. I wish I could just hop on a ship and go out into space to explore. Take some life drawing classes, a few courses on how-to-write-gud, and just fuck off and explore, sending reports back of what I find and sketching what I see while I'm out.
>> [_] Anon 2968440 >do not disturb or hold up the penguin, stand still, and let him go on his way. this line here, somehow it's the best
>> [_] Anon 2968442 Dumb question: Why is it called Hertzog?
>> [_] Anon 2968443 >># Because it was a hedgehog in another life.
>> [_] Anon 2968444 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRW n8Y


[GMNGBX0]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2960906/sad-penguins
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/11 -2015 22:52:13 Ended: 26/11 -2015 00:55:53Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
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[_] Anon 2960906 sad penguins
>> [_] Anon 2960909 every time
>> [_] Anon 2960926 but HWY
>> [_] Anon 2960935 dat god tier narration
>> [_] Anon 2960947 It's the genetic malfunction of every animal on this planet where if the population reaches a certain number, small percentages will decide to not become a part of the norm. Look at our own species, we have been at the point where many of us are not procreating as much as we used to. Also some people do not even want to be a part of society and will not pass on any part of themselves before they die. If we didn't have this process, then the species would die out due to never ending conflict caused by an increase in numbers of those not agreeing with the majority. In the animal kingdom, if they don't fit in, they end their own life. The human race struggles with this aspect, so we are more likely to end our own species.
>> [_] Anon 2960961 >># >so we are more likely to end our own species that's not how it works
>> [_] Anon 2960972 >># It's called a behavioral sink based on social breakdown concepts. You'd have to look up all the experimental documents to learn about it. It's not something that is taught due to people being too deluded believing humanity is a master race. It really isn't the case - we're far more likely to kill each other for selfish reasons rather than kill ourselves for selfless reasons.
>> [_] Anon 2960975 >># Yeah, I don't doubt that. It just doesn't follow in any way from your arguments in your previous post.
>> [_] Anon 2960985 >># Population increases in crowded locations have direct correlations to social behaviors. That's really what I was getting at in the initial post.
>> [_] Anon 2960997 >tfw want to follow ahead of him and leave food and clear the way of any hazards
>> [_] Anon 2961003 He just wanted to see what was behind the mountains. He just had a dream ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2961014 I don't think there's a reason to be miserable about any of this. When there are problems in the physical world, every creature will look to unexplored horizons. >># Yeah, honestly. It can also be described as trying survival strategies that have very high risk and high reward. Humans that were stuck in overpopulated areas left and crossed the Bering land bridge into the Americas, and canoed out to find Hawaii. And humans who had no purpose like Siddhartha Gautama instead found a purpose, creating a system of spiritual understanding that has helped millions of people for millennia.
>> [_] Anon 2961049 I want Werner Herzog to narrate my life, but in a way, he already did.


[MU0F5ZT]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2957584
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/11 -2015 19:37:31 Ended: 22/11 -2015 21:01:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
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[_] Anon 2957584
>> [_] Anon 2957628 Was not ready for a dose of feel
>> [_] Anon 2957665 love the music in this one


[B083OJB]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2940966
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/11 -2015 01:30:54 Ended: 2/11 -2015 05:05:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
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[_] Anon 2940966 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2941002 H-Have any penguins made it?
>> [_] Anon 2941029 and why WHY?
>> [_] Anon 2941100 >># you can't make me brain this late at night, it's unhealthy.
>> [_] Anon 2941121 >># I watched the full video a while ago, basically their best guess is depression-induced suicide.
>> [_] Anon 2941127 >># Damn, penguins shouldn't have to feel that bad. Do you have a link to the full vid?
>> [_] Anon 2941128 isnt this guy's voice used in an episode of the boondocks, specifically the obama episode?
>> [_] Anon 2941180 Godspeed penguin, I hope you find what you're looking for.
>> [_] Anon 2941181 >># yes
>> [_] yee 2941221 >"But why?" >penguin turns to look at the camera Holy fuck that hurts. It's hurt me every time I've seen this.


[AWLHS86]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2914824
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/9 -2015 22:06:21 Ended: 28/9 -2015 23:04:18Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
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[_] Anon 2914824 >Select all images with mountains.
>> [_] Anon 2914858 shiet >Select all images with lakes and oceans.


[TZ75Q38]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2890747/the-robot-from…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/8 -2015 23:44:10 Ended: 31/8 -2015 00:10:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
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[_] The Robot from /r9k/ Anon 2890747 The sad life of a robot.
>> [_] Anon 2890761 some say he still walks to this day
>> [_] Anon 2890779 >># Source?
>> [_] Anon 2890783 >># google the title you dumb fucking nigger


[EM2KNRP]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2850918
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 20/7 -2015 06:26:21 Ended: 20/7 -2015 08:32:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 17
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[_] Anon 2850918
>> [_] Anon 2850922 >this kills the penguin
>> [_] Anon 2850929 Godspeed, penguin.
>> [_] Anon 2850941 F
>> [_] Anon 2850957 be free
>> [_] Anon 2850959 F
>> [_] Anon 2850962 F
>> [_] Anon 2850963 >># But WHY ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2850967 Godspeed you magnificent bastard..
>> [_] Anon 2850995 Rest well, sweet prince.
>> [_] Anon 2850996 But how can he waddle so cutely to his death?
>> [_] Anon 2851020 how do i join dat video chat that is sometimes posted in flash
>> [_] Anon 2851022 Remember when people think that the world is flat and when you sail to the horizon you'd fell off the world? I think this penguin wants to disprove that.
>> [_] Anon 2851023 >># you faggot. this thread is about the penguin.
>> [_] Anon 2851033 Could it be...that the penguin wants to know whats beyond?
>> [_] Anon 2851036 >Paz visits Antarctica God dammit Paz, stop getting animals to kill themselves
>> [_] Anon 2851042 I hope he found what he was looking for


[CD0CTFA]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2796053
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/5 -2015 08:16:07 Ended: 30/5 -2015 11:06:03Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
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[_] RIP, penguin, I hope you found what you were looking for Anon 2796053
>> [_] Anon 2796100 F
>> [_] Anon 2796104 >># but why do they do that?
>> [_] Anon 2796105 >># He was on a mission, anon. A sacred mission. We do not know what he was searching for, but search he did. He was a brave soul who died for a cause he felt was just. Rest in peace, sweet penguin.
>> [_] Anon 2796106 Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
>> [_] Anon 2796113 >># -loss pf partner -never having a partner -fucking up and killing an egg or baby penguin -tired of being a penguin -trolling the cameramen Any of these could be why. penguins get super upset if they lose their young or don't get a mate, they sometimes give up on life or try to steal another baby. Source: I'm a penguin
>> [_] Anon 2796120 >># I'm a bat, wanna fite about it?
>> [_] Anon 2796122 >># This is evolutionary biology. If all members of a culture stay together they will be killed off by inbreeding eventually. Every species (yes look to the human expatriates) has a number of its population that get the urge to roam. they have an urge to leave their own group and find another. what this shows is a group of penguins that run off to a land none of their species survives in, but does not show the ones that leave in a different direction and find another colony to spread their genes. Bacteria do it, coral does it, fish do it, birds do it, mammals do it, it is nature, and fascinating.
>> [_] Anon 2796128 >># samefagging here.... but this is an interesting view on the human nomads/gypsies/homeless people.... when these genes to roam become too condensed in animal populations they keep moving and dilute these genes or keep roaming and die without breeding, but with humans these genes build up in a couple of groups that keep the desire to roam and not keep a home becomes a pressing need.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2796131 >># Gotta say, this actually makes the best sense of all. I have to wonder if we as humans are propagating the worst traits, especially as evidenced by that one family with over 12 kids now. One of whom is a child molester.
>> [_] Anon 2796141 >># Good to see my Master's degree paid off finally... :P What you are talking about is a specific case of one family of 12 people, and the truth is in an evolutionary stance in a population of about 8 BILLION, those small evolutionary deadends do not make even a ripple. the thing that will get 4channers upset is that every time a black man has a baby with a white woman or a chinese woman spawns a european is that it lends valuable genetic drift to the human race. Look to Tiger Woods, or Derek Jeter for the effects, we SHOULD be breeding smart white and asian women with Neil Degrasse Tyson to breed super humans not aryans with aryans according to science.
>> [_] Anon 2796150 >># >If all members of a culture stay together they will be killed off by inbreeding eventually >evolutionary biology >culture Wrong Very very wrong I'm sorry
>> [_] Anon 2796168 >># lol A) you are not sorry B) wording is off a bit, as I have been drinking.. but true in the end. You are right, I should have said: "If members of a population stay too closely together, inbreeding will present a problem over a long time period" .... and for that I would point you to cheetah spot patterns and Britain.
>> [_] Anon 2796175 >># >># Penguins travel into the Valley of Eternity to die. The journey from the Silent Coast into the far depths of the glacier is is long and arduous. For most, it does not matter, Those who have heard the glacier's call cannot be helped by anyone but the glacier itself.
>> [_] Anon 2796209 They look so cute, waddling into a land of death and despair.


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>> [_] Anon 2779103 He just walks by that one guy like >outta my way, inferior antarctic creature, I have places to be
>> [_] Anon 2779122 you can thank mankind for that..it's brain is probably poisoned from all the toxins leaked into the ocean.
>> [_] Anon 2779128 >># Oh come off it. Genetic anomalies abound in every species. His poor decision-making skills die with him.
>> [_] Anon 2779160 I'd like to think that penguin genetics specifically cause one in a thousand to run off on a grand quest to seed new territories. Sure, most of them would die, but for them, it's their duty to the penguin species. I dunno, I'm tired and putting off a paper. Thoughts of escape come easily to me right now.
>> [_] Anon 2779172 Oh sure, let's be all Darwinian about animals and "not interfere", yet with fellow humans we can't help but drag the genetic failures up alongside us. We really are a hypocritical lot.
>> [_] Anon 2779188 >># So kill the niggers and retards?
>> [_] Anon 2779191 I wish to believe that through to a genetic mutation that penguin is now able to be pissed off and not to give a fuck. Perhaps he realized that being a penguin fucking sucks and that it is easier to just not to give a fuck and just fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 2779193 >># >being a penguin fucking sucks So living in a land with very little predators and being cute as fuck sucks?
>> [_] Anon 2779200 >># There is a reason why there is no predator's, it's fucking -9001C and theres a fucking storm all over the fucking place all the fucking time. You have to walk 9001 miles just to eat some fucking fish and the only way you can feed your children is throwing up on them. It's suffering 24/7. As for being cute, I don't think helps shit.
>> [_] Anon 2779246 >># GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
>> [_] Anon 2779252 >># I hope you are reincarnated as an ugly fucking penguin
>> [_] Anon 2779255 Penguins don't give a fuck. Saved.
>> [_] Anon 2779258 >># >not superior understanding of the world
>> [_] Anon 2779262 >># The retards will die off without assistance. The Africans and the Arabs will continue fucking each other over until they either un-fuck themselves or fuck themselves out of existence. We don't actually have to do anything, just sit back and let evolution run its course.
>> [_] Anon 2779264 >># >># Kek'd so hard. Both comments.
>> [_] Anon 2779266 >># You realize there are 10s or even 100s of millions of arabs/muslims and blacks all over the globe now, right? The worst part is that they have the protection of the left wing media. RIP: Mike Brown, Tyrone, and all the other criminal apelike fucks who get to be immortalized as innocent dindonuffins while justifying other apes to go out and destroy.
>> [_] Anon 2779274 >># >R9K penguin.swf


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>> [_] Anon 2770451 Why?
>> [_] Anon 2770454 Depressing. >># Nobody knows.
>> [_] Anon 2770456 F
>> [_] Anon 2770458 The narrator does a good Christoph Waltz impression.
>> [_] Anon 2770467 But why!
>> [_] Anon 2770531 >># He didn't purchase [Cold Weather Flying], which means he can't use his flying mount in Northrend. So now in order to get to his Ulduar raid on time, he has to walk... into the mountains.
>> [_] Anon 2770539 ugh, no peng plz no go
>> [_] Anon 2770542 >># fucking DPS always shows up late.
>> [_] Anon 2770551 It's a known phenomenon that some penguins can get depressed, and leave the flock to die alone of starvation... I haven't read too much on it.
>> [_] Anon 2770554 this made me tear up the first time I saw it
>> [_] Anon 2770606 >># I love hertzog's stuff, he's able to find a sense of wonder. I remember this scene very vividly from the first time I saw the documentary years ago. It's nice to see it posted, that it effected someone else. Maybe the mountains aren't so lonely after all.
>> [_] Anon 2770622 >># Perhaps you should have stayed, IN THE MOUNTAINS!
>> [_] Anon 2770641 they are simply the choosen ones.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2770642 >># The /k/ube called
>> [_] Anon 2770647 Wait, you? I remember you! In the mountains.
>> [_] Anon 2770677 >># >Penguins going their own way.
>> [_] Anon 2770678 >># He was called by the penguin gods to free his people


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>> [_] Anon 2752007 >># I could listen to Werner Herzog talk about penguins all day.
>> [_] Anon 2752008 im crie ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2752040 that was beautiful absolutely beautiful
>> [_] Anon 2752050 Godspeed.
>> [_] Anon 2752088 RIP brave penguin. I hope you found what you were searching for.
>> [_] Anon 2752120 he heard the call of the /k/ube
>> [_] Anon 2752122 >But why? >Looks back at camera I wasn't prepared for that feel
>> [_] Anon 2752127 pepe the penguin
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2752208 >># At first I wanted to say this flash was deep but now everything makes sense!


[BQOA4QY]F !! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2749745
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>> [_] Anon 2749749 ; _ ;
>> [_] Anon 2749750 why??
>> [_] Anon 2749752 Well fuck man, now I want to know more.
>> [_] Anon 2749756 true penguin spiritual enlightenment
>> [_] Anon 2749757 Mommy, why is Pingu being suicidal?
>> [_] Anon 2749775 Penguins are pretty weird, when you stop to think about it.
>> [_] Anon 2749792 this penguin knows something we don't.... let that bathroom sink in
>> [_] Anon 2749798 This is probably how penguins got to random isles around Australia
>> [_] Anon 2749799 He's heading for Neuschwabenland to support the secret Nazi-trupps hidden hundrets of meters below the ice. When the time has come and the black sun shines from the sky, they will rise again and ripe out the untermenschen and unterpenguins from the surface of earth.
>> [_] Anon 2749835 "The lone penguin heads into the mountains, hoping to find some truth about the secret of jet fuel and steel beams..."
>> [_] Anon 2749841 Is the narrator that german dude from django?
>> [_] Anon 2749843 >># It's fucking Werner Hertzog, the director of the documentary.
>> [_] Anon 2749849 Godspeed little penguin Godspeed ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 2749856 Someone should edit allahu ackbar in at the end
>> [_] Anon 2749869 >># but that would be retarded
>> [_] Anon 2749873 >># YES, DO IT!
>> [_] Anon 2749879 >># Why? You may as well stick Potato Knishes on it. That would make just as much sense.
>> [_] Anon 2749899 ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2749900 Brain parasites?
>> [_] Anon 2749958 >># As much as I hate you fucking saying that, it needs to be done
>> [_] Anon 2749960 >># no dont, it makes no sense and would only ruin what was experienced.
>> [_] Anon 2749971 >># underated post
>> [_] Anon 2749976 WELL WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM IN THE MOUNTAINS?
>> [_] Anon 2749980 those fucking mountains. those mountains...
>> [_] Anon 2749983 Penguin was like fuck this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2749990 >># He had many adventures
>> [_] Anon 2750002 I'd probably want to watch the rest of it if it wasn't narrated by Arnold Schwarzenegger
>> [_] Anon 2750038 >># God, >># how can you be so IGNORANT.
>> [_] Anon 2750053 The penguin doings are testimony of him being sentient and what we see here is him going through a Weltshmerz.



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